Episodes

#233: Orange Is the New Brown Ep. 233
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Oct. 27, 2022

#233: Orange Is the New Brown

#233: Skeery got Scambonied by the company where he ordered his Halloween costume; Brody delayed recording the podcast by a day because of a really crappy situation; Skeery's brand new audio equipment isn't ready for prime time; Brody can't get a weird smell out of his car; people who go out of their way to look even more like celebrities; Snoop has a professional blunt roller; Skeery's Fake sushi PSA See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
#232: Ticketbastard Ep. 232
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Oct. 20, 2022

#232: Ticketbastard

#232: Skeery assumed an unopened food delivery bag left at his neighbors door for hours was sent to the wrong house, so he took it and ate it; Brody had another awkward experience in the mens room; Skeery's free dinner invite was too good to be true; Brody's various schemes to save money, make money and score better concert seats for a lesser price; Listener Talkbacks See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
#231: You Can Hold My Umbrella Ella Ella Ep. 231
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Oct. 14, 2022

#231: You Can Hold My Umbrella Ella Ella

#231: Skeery saw a celebrity with a staff member whose sole job is to hold their umbrella; pretending you're interested in a hobby just to get sex; Skeery has an unhealthy fascination with rooting for the villain; Brody almost got detained by Homeland Security; having a fake persona at the ready at all times; Apps in your phone that are competing for your attention See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
#230: Brown Eggs & Ham Ep. 230
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Oct. 7, 2022

#230: Brown Eggs & Ham

#230: A restaurant deals with steak knife stealers by embarrassing them on social media with the surveillance footage proof; Brody freaked out over a chipmunk swimming in his pool; Skeery goes off after the bagel store burned his eggs; Danielle Monaro from Elvis Duran & The Morning Show calls in with her sweet, innocent, polite, good natured take on what the guy who caught Aaron Judge's 62nd home run should do with the ball...and that couldn't be further from what the boys think. See omnystudio...
#229: The Crappy Curd Crepe 'N' Compote Ep. 229
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Sept. 28, 2022

#229: The Crappy Curd Crepe 'N' Compote

#229: The flight attendants ate Skeery's meal and Brody almost got screwed out of his; Is it possible to meet and fall in love with a convicted murderer who's been in prison for years?; The boys debate how to properly use your fingers when counting; what do you do when the block of cheese plops into your pasta? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
#228: Skeery's Girlfriend Wouldn't Kiss It Ep. 228
228
Sept. 21, 2022

#228: Skeery's Girlfriend Wouldn't Kiss It

#228: The boys recap their steakhouse MEAT UP with the Slices, as well as their time together on vacation, including their intimate Blue Lagoon experience in Iceland and Skeery's hard pass on kissing the Blarney Stone in Ireland; a cab driver pulled a Scamboni on Brody; the boys criticize people's TSA bucket return etiquette or lack thereof; Skeery is convinced he saw George Clooney and Amal while on a boat tour in Lake Como, Italy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
#227: We're BACK, Bitches! Ep. 227
227
Sept. 13, 2022

#227: We're BACK, Bitches!

#227: Brody addresses his departure from Elvis Duran & The Morning Show. Skeery's parents cut short their family fun day for a dumb reason; Brody interrupted Skeery's Sunday and got impatient when Skeery kept him waiting; Toilet Brian is back See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
#226: Your Kid's an A-Hole Ep. 226
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Aug. 4, 2022

#226: Your Kid's an A-Hole

#226: Brody's offended that Skeery thinks his kids could be A-Holes; Producer Sam of the Bam Wedding Podcast calls in after Skeery gets wind of the fact she may be cutting out the wedding invites in favor of text messaging her invites to guests; Lawyers with nicknames that sound tough; Brody got free dessert and then may have gone overboard with it See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
#225: Rim Tin Tin Job Ep. 225
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July 28, 2022

#225: Rim Tin Tin Job

#225: Come have a steak dinner with us in NYC; The gas stations are pulling a price Scamboni on you; Skeery remembered an awful encounter he once had with a dog; Brody meets a bad mom and her awful son Zachary; Listener Talkbacks; the boys discuss dreading moving offices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
#224: Who Talks To Their Penis? Ep. 224
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July 22, 2022

#224: Who Talks To Their Penis?

#224: The Boys announce their first public MEAT UP...at a steakhouse of course; Skeery FaceTimed a celebrity to prove to someone he knows him; Brody got Scamboni'd by a malware blocking company; Snowflakes live on social media comment threads; Skeery left Brody hanging in a huge thunderstorm; Brody encounters a guy yelling at his penis; Skeery almost got screwed for being humble and NOT using his name to get in a club See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
#223: Canada Makes The Best Bagels Eh! Ep. 223
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July 14, 2022

#223: Canada Makes The Best Bagels Eh!

#223: The boys are back from vacation and Skeery makes a wild claim about Montreal bagels being better than what NYC has to offer; Brody is disappointed by a top NYC pizza place; Brody calls Skeery out for being a poser with his T shirt selection; A few Scambonis: a store worker's potential ploy to pocket cash, a "virtual" meet and greet; the sandwich shop which insists on putting mustard on it; the $10K flight voucher; a REAL "meat & greet" with the Brooklyn Boys See omnystudio.com/listener fo...
#222: Skeery's Sticky Facial Ep. 222
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June 22, 2022

#222: Skeery's Sticky Facial

#222: Who has a landline, an answering machine or leaves a voicemail on your personal phone anymore?; The boys analyze the prototype for a double decker row of plane seats; Skeery tried getting into a "Self Care" routine; Brody went to a jankety, caved in movie theatre; Free Shit For Us; Unused Punchlines; Celebrity Father's Day Cards: Listener Talkbacks See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
#221: Smoking A Doobie With Dad Ep. 221
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June 15, 2022

#221: Smoking A Doobie With Dad

#221: Skeery gets a ton of meat gifted to him but doesn't share with Brody on spite of him not being invited to his pool; Brody caught his dermatologist office in a lie and got free dessert out of it; Skeery felt awkward while his friends got drunk with his dad; Brody got a burrito for 42 cents; Skeery is in a predicament about a $100 gas error; Unused Punchlines; Listener Talkbacks See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
#220: Nice House Ya Got Here, Mr. Gorilla Ep. 220
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June 8, 2022

#220: Nice House Ya Got Here, Mr. Gorilla

#220: Skeery learned about the Gorillas of Rwanda and proper etiquette when entering their house; Brody's embarrassing Broadway Show experience; people who give opinions when you're looking for facts; Brody stops the podcast to make a snarky instagram remark on someone's comment See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
#219 All You Can Eat Meat Ep. 219
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June 1, 2022

#219 All You Can Eat Meat

#219: The boys reveal the All You Can Eat Meat Scamboni- and Brody almost fell into the trap; Skeery went to a gay dance club and had the best time; Skeery's theory on straight women in gay clubs; Brody recognized a girl from Only Fans in a parking lot but swears he doesn't subscribe; Free Shit For Us; Listeners' Talkbacks See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
#218: F*ck It! I Want That Bucket! Ep. 218
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May 25, 2022

#218: F*ck It! I Want That Bucket!

#218: Brody went to great lengths to get his hands on Harry Styles merchandise and a commemorative Dr. Strange popcorn bucket; Skeery observed the miracle of life at a local bar; Brody was left holding the bag after Skeery snuck out of the bar to go to dinner with coworkers; Skeery went to dinner at a vegetarian restaurant and somehow loved it See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Does Your Girlfriend Like To Cornhole? Ep. 217
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May 19, 2022

Does Your Girlfriend Like To Cornhole?

#217: The boys discuss and debate their celebrity sightings around NYC this week; Individuals who make decisions for the entire group when out to dinner with a bunch of friends; Brody gets railed by The Slices on Talkback for thinking 15% is a standard tip; Unused Punchlines See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
#216: Cover That Cooch Ep. 216
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May 13, 2022

#216: Cover That Cooch

#216: Skeery's dad flipped out because he brought over a fatty steak to the Mother's Day BBQ, meanwhile Brody was late to his dinner; The old couple who misunderstood their phone alert; The girl with the see through dress had to wear a coat to prom; Grammar Police; Unused Punchlines; Listener Talkbacks & Voicemail See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
#215: Spackle My Crackle Ep. 215
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May 4, 2022

#215: Spackle My Crackle

#215: Brody blames Skeery's poor money management as the reason his apartment is caving in and in need of repair; Skeery discovered one restaurant's brilliant way of handling steak knife thieves; Brody can't find authentic Won Ton Egg Drop Soup anywhere; Skeery gets shirt shamed in a long text rant by The Jersey Kid; Brody's wife doubted he would get $150 back because they broke the rules; Listener Voicemail and Talkbacks; Unused Punchlines See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
#214: Come See The Hot Naked Guy Ep. 214
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April 29, 2022

#214: Come See The Hot Naked Guy

#214: Skeery encounters a flippant hostess at a restaurant who won't guarantee his entire party will be sitting anywhere near each other; Brody tangles with his longtime car dealership over a botched repair; Skeery is over all the celebrities with mild covid news alerts on his phone; Brody thought Skeery got a little too excited about seeing the hot naked guy in the window of the hotel across the way; Spending expired gift cards; crappy French onion soup; Listener Voicemail See omnystudio.com/l...
#213: If You Like PEENa Coladas... Ep. 213
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April 21, 2022

#213: If You Like PEENa Coladas...

213: Brody saw an eye popping Broadway show with a ton of full frontal male nudity!The boys are back from vacation with a brief recap of their week, including Skeery whose parents didn't appreciate the fancy restaurant he had planned for them for Easter; Brody got a crappy table at a restaurant and made the best of the situation; Skeery felt awkward because there was no chill way to film a very Instagrammable men's bathroom while guys were peeing in front of him; when you don't recognize someone...
#212: Machine Gun Kelly Ep. 212
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April 6, 2022

#212: Machine Gun Kelly

#212: Brody calls Skeery out for not inviting him out to hang with the boys while he was in the neighborhood; Skeery kept calling Brody's phone to wake him up; Skeery learned what not to do when ordering thin crust pizza; Brody's problem with Starbucks, The boys discuss their favorite April Fools prank and one that backfired on Skeery See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
#211: My Milkshake Brought All The Boys To The John Ep. 211
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March 24, 2022

#211: My Milkshake Brought All The Boys To The John

#211: Brody almost pooped his pants in public, after scarfing down matzah ball soup and a milkshake; Skeery's family is dissing him for the holidays; Brody gets pissed after finding out Skeery sold his old scooter for less than he should have; The disappearing chocolate chip cookies that Brody's daughter baked See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
#210: Hey You, Get Off My Driveway! Ep. 210
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March 17, 2022

#210: Hey You, Get Off My Driveway!

The boys debate Daylight Saving Time; Brody gets into a fight with an old lady who got pissed he was pacing back and forth in her driveway; A legendary master pizza maker has passed away; Skeery insults Brody about how he will act in 20 years; Listener Voicemail See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.