Episodes

#221: Skeery gets a ton of meat gifted to him but doesn't share with Brody on spite of him not being invited to his pool; Brody caught his dermatologist office in a lie and got free dessert out of it; Skeery felt awkward while his friends got drunk with his dad; Brody got a burrito for 42 cents; Skeery is in a predicament about a $100 gas error; Unused Punchlines; Listener Talkbacks See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#220: Skeery learned about the Gorillas of Rwanda and proper etiquette when entering their house; Brody's embarrassing Broadway Show experience; people who give opinions when you're looking for facts; Brody stops the podcast to make a snarky instagram remark on someone's comment See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#219: The boys reveal the All You Can Eat Meat Scamboni- and Brody almost fell into the trap; Skeery went to a gay dance club and had the best time; Skeery's theory on straight women in gay clubs; Brody recognized a girl from Only Fans in a parking lot but swears he doesn't subscribe; Free Shit For Us; Listeners' Talkbacks See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#218: Brody went to great lengths to get his hands on Harry Styles merchandise and a commemorative Dr. Strange popcorn bucket; Skeery observed the miracle of life at a local bar; Brody was left holding the bag after Skeery snuck out of the bar to go to dinner with coworkers; Skeery went to dinner at a vegetarian restaurant and somehow loved it See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#217: The boys discuss and debate their celebrity sightings around NYC this week; Individuals who make decisions for the entire group when out to dinner with a bunch of friends; Brody gets railed by The Slices on Talkback for thinking 15% is a standard tip; Unused Punchlines See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#216: Skeery's dad flipped out because he brought over a fatty steak to the Mother's Day BBQ, meanwhile Brody was late to his dinner; The old couple who misunderstood their phone alert; The girl with the see through dress had to wear a coat to prom; Grammar Police; Unused Punchlines; Listener Talkbacks & Voicemail See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#215: Brody blames Skeery's poor money management as the reason his apartment is caving in and in need of repair; Skeery discovered one restaurant's brilliant way of handling steak knife thieves; Brody can't find authentic Won Ton Egg Drop Soup anywhere; Skeery gets shirt shamed in a long text rant by The Jersey Kid; Brody's wife doubted he would get $150 back because they broke the rules; Listener Voicemail and Talkbacks; Unused Punchlines See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#214: Skeery encounters a flippant hostess at a restaurant who won't guarantee his entire party will be sitting anywhere near each other; Brody tangles with his longtime car dealership over a botched repair; Skeery is over all the celebrities with mild covid news alerts on his phone; Brody thought Skeery got a little too excited about seeing the hot naked guy in the window of the hotel across the way; Spending expired gift cards; crappy French onion soup; Listener Voicemail See omnystudio.com/l...

213: Brody saw an eye popping Broadway show with a ton of full frontal male nudity!The boys are back from vacation with a brief recap of their week, including Skeery whose parents didn't appreciate the fancy restaurant he had planned for them for Easter; Brody got a crappy table at a restaurant and made the best of the situation; Skeery felt awkward because there was no chill way to film a very Instagrammable men's bathroom while guys were peeing in front of him; when you don't recognize someone...

#212: Brody calls Skeery out for not inviting him out to hang with the boys while he was in the neighborhood; Skeery kept calling Brody's phone to wake him up; Skeery learned what not to do when ordering thin crust pizza; Brody's problem with Starbucks, The boys discuss their favorite April Fools prank and one that backfired on Skeery See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#211: Brody almost pooped his pants in public, after scarfing down matzah ball soup and a milkshake; Skeery's family is dissing him for the holidays; Brody gets pissed after finding out Skeery sold his old scooter for less than he should have; The disappearing chocolate chip cookies that Brody's daughter baked See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys debate Daylight Saving Time; Brody gets into a fight with an old lady who got pissed he was pacing back and forth in her driveway; A legendary master pizza maker has passed away; Skeery insults Brody about how he will act in 20 years; Listener Voicemail See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#209: Skeery contemplates giving a wedding gift after the fact- and if it's even necessary to if you didn't attend in the first place; Brody refuses to pay activation fees on gift cards; banging groupies backstage; the boys got rejected from being added to our own company's Comedy Podcast Network; Kesha got frisky with the Brooklyn Boys See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#208: The boys are back from their vacations. Brody has a full review of his time exploring the "other pizza capitol" New Haven, CT and Skeery had a not so relaxing vacation partying in Costa Rica and Cartagena, Colombia; Are hot girls who pick their nose any less hot; having to be "on guard" on vacation; people who stand still on a people mover make Skeery crazy; Listener Voicemail See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#207: A persistent Brody gets free dessert- and then some with a tire company; Skeery bought his girlfriend a vacuum cleaner for Valentine's Day- what's wrong with that?; The boys compare notes on their upcoming vacation plans: Skeery to Costa Rica and Colombia, Brody to Connecticut; Free Shit For Us: An artist gifts the boys with their own canvas paintings; Grammar Police; Listener Voicemail; plans for the new Brooklyn Boys bikini design Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpo...

#206: The boys discuss the phenomenon and aura surrounding the celebrity superstar DJ after Skeery went to see Zedd spin- and Brody just doesn't get it; Brody's freezing his ass off because his furnace is shot; Skeery's got a new endorsement and Brody can't get past the way he over pronounces a particular phrase; Careful calling out sick on Super Sick Monday this year; Listener Voicemail; Grammar Police Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/l...

#205: Holding shoveled out parking spaces; Skeery's father doesn't want a bidet; Skeery doesn't care about celebrating his own birthday, so he forgot Brody's and Brody returns the favor; The boys compare their weight loss programs; Listener voicemail; Ironic Grammar Police; Brody's new segment backfires on him Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#204: Skeery was invited to the grand opening of a strip club and remembers being humiliated by a belly dancer at his bday party; the boys remember being crushed at crowd surfing and mosh pit concerts from back in the day; the new text message Scamboni infiltrating companies; Facebook Karens; Snowflake Alert: Can't talk about Meatloaf; It Ain't the 1950's anymore Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#203: The boys mock bougie stroller people; A few obnoxiously annoying commercials; Brody tried to play hero and wound up a zero; Skeery is lost trying to remodel his bathroom; Brody's pissed because his friend found a creative way to not pay hime back...and then Skeery enters with a plot twist; FU ABE 77 Hotline voicemail Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#200: The fallacy of the "Celebrities Who Die In Threes" theory; Skeery discovered why you should never get drunk wearing an Apple Watch; Brody had his pipes cleaned- so to speak; Skeery's observation of the new old drink trend that's suddenly everywhere; a check in with the Abe 77 Voicemail Hotline; listener email Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#201: The boys recap their holidays with Skeery dealing with people abusing the system on his flight to Florida; Brody gives the woman behind the counter a tough time with his small change denominations; Skeery is wearing a woman's deodorant; Brody calls Skeery out for his lunch table etiquette at the holiday party; Grammar Police Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

#200: The boys get a lot of love from the Slices as they play back voice messages from their newly set up phone number; someone wrote a song for the boys' 200th episode and another Slice spent countless hours combing through tons of past episodes and put together a 10 minute Brooklyn Boys trip down memory lane monster montage- don't miss it!!! Also in his latest act in his bizarre pattern of behavior, Brody can't stop watching Floribama Shore. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.ihe...

#199: Skeery is bashful about being chosen to be an on camera reporter on the red carpet of an upcoming event; Brody drained his car battery and needed help in a shopping center parking lot; The boys discuss what Spotify says is their most listened to artists, songs, and genres of 2021 and Skeery's not buying it; Brody thinks that only Jewish people eat Jewish food...until he steal's someone's babka; What even is a reciprosexual? Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetw...

#198: Skeery is nervous about spending Thanksgiving somewhere other than Brooklyn; Brody embarrassed a Home Depot worker in an "I told you so" moment; The boys debate a generational gap over how old you need to be to identify Grimace; An annual heated debate over cooking stuffing inside the bird or out; Brody surprised Skeery at a radio station appearance where there were a room full of non- Brooklyn Boys fans. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystud...