#361: You're a Mean One, Mr. Skeery

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Speaker 1: Start Up, dot Up, Start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start up, Brooklyn buys, start up Up, dot Up. They making noise, not up start up, Dada, dot Up, Episode three sixty one. Yeah, the Brooken Boys making noise. I'm you know, I thought about that, Brody, I thought about what that. Definitely, I'm always making noise, yeah, but a.

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Speaker 2: Different Yeah, it's different noises for different times in the day and phases of my life. And right now my body's making all kinds of noises. It makes creaking and cracking noises when I wake up in the morning, and god, I'm like, oh, what was that I was, you know, this morning getting out of bed, and I don't It's not old man stuff.

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Speaker 1: It's more because I've been working out a lot, all right, right, So no, it's true.

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Speaker 2: And and because I've been working out, these muscles haven't been activated in a long time, so all of a sudden, it's like, whoa you want me to do work?

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Speaker 1: So how often? How often do you activate your muscle? That's no, but yeah, but it's true. Though. You know, I didn't even know about the traps, you know, the traps in the back, like thirst traps. No, you mean it's I mean like trap trapezoids, whatever the hell they are.

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Speaker 2: They're in the back of your back, you know, your breasts, the breastplate and then the.

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Speaker 1: Front and the back. So I'm doing some machine where I'm like, wow, this feels weird, dude, and he goes, no, man, it's just that you don't really work that part of your body out that those muscle that muscle group, right, it hasn't been woken up in a while. So so I'm like, all kinds of all kinds of muscles are like waking up in my body that I haven't been. I haven't been woken up in years. They've been like to sleep, like rip van Winkle. The less work you did on your back was waxing. So and by the way, don't tweet me. I know it's trapezi A's muscles. I was making a joke about. Uh. I would think, though, Scary with that calming music you wake up to. Do you have it? You have it on your phone ready? Yeah, the piano music. Yeah, that calming music would make you feel better about all your aches and pains. Like Scary wakes up and he's like, oh my back and then this music comes on. Yeah, Well you have to wait till I get mean, cue the music, but hold on a second. Cue the music. I have to set it as an alarm. Are you the sound guy on the morning show? You get all the sound for Elvis? Right? You get ready? Ready to go? Yes? So fast. I know you gotta get continue to get chance. You gotta get get, get, get, get, gotta get that, gotta get get, gotta get that. This is the music, the seedling music. All your aches and pains are going away. Scar. Yeah. Yes, if I was in pain, I'd be like, oh, I don't even feel the pain anymore. I feel so much better. Yeah, well, I'll say that.

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Speaker 3: I have.

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Speaker 1: I'm at a crossroads, Brodie, because you know what time of the year it is. It's the end of the end of the force in the fourth quarter. So so what happens? What happens?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 1: You know, John One? All right, you gotta stop eating? Yeah, but health you gotta eat healthier. I should say, actually, I don't know. I'm literally at a fork in the road. And when I say four and what's on the fork exactly meet? I think I want I think I want to continue with the gym MHM and and risk it and just go for it. And not and not do the doctor Fatlows program. Whoa scary Yeah, hit the jingle. He's not a sponsor. I feel I feel like though that he's not a sponsor. Right, all right, all right at the moment, all right, all right, So here's the thing. Here's the thing. So you're gonna risk it and put down the biscuit, is what you're saying. I might. Well.

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Speaker 2: The one thing thing about that that plan is it forces me into a detox situation. It puts you in a calorie deficit, and it forces your It forces you to reduce your weight and get all the crap out of your system because you're eating healthy.

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Speaker 1: If I continue going to the.

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Speaker 2: Gym and I don't put down the fork and I'm and I'm going full steam, when will I ever have the chance to kind of clean out my body again?

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Speaker 1: So I kind of use the food. If you ate more food that was full steamed, you'd be better off. Yeah. But people would always always be like, oh, it's a new year, it's a new year. You do it again, and it's like a yo yo diet every year. It's not good for you. But what it is is it's it's a reset of everything. Every year.

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Speaker 2: For ten years, I was resetting my body, and I was for two months really cleaning everything out and starting over again.

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Speaker 1: So I'm not going to have that this year.

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Speaker 2: If I decide to go down this road where I'm just gonna continue going to the gym.

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Speaker 1: You could do that and then also go to the gym and then at the end of the two months eat healthier. Your problem is you're like, oh, I was healthy for two months. I shim, I'm all good now, and then you slowly dive back into meat pulls for the table, apps for the table guy, and then all of a sudden.

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Speaker 2: This week alone, just looking at the week in food, the week in eats.

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Speaker 1: Look at we've had Instagram account. We've had so much. Everyone's sending baskets to the station, all the cellophane baskets, the summer sausages, summer sausages. We had some sausage last week. Our friend Julia sent the Julia Cole sent the summer sausage over and and they always joked, that's Scary's favorite sound. I can't replicate it exactly, but it's the cellophane. It's ripping the cellophane off the gift.

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Speaker 2: Bad Orange cookie trays and things and people setting up pastries. This morning we had the Brooklyn Dumpling Shops show up down the hallway.

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Speaker 1: I'll take care. Don't they sponsor this podcast? They have I they have the most outrageous dumplings. I love that. I'll take it to the dumpling shop. Yeah, we should, which they should sponsor us. I have the guy's number, the guy who started it. Anyway, they got twenty one locations. Now not a sponsor, but they should be. So the Brooklyn Dumpling Shop came through. Then there's this guy with his famous hot chocolate. He shows up. Dude, It's like drinking a liquid chocolate bar. It was so fucking good, bro. And I'm like, what is this guy doing to make this hot chocolate this way? I don't want to know. Then then we had Bread's Bakery come up with their famous Bobka and the rug luck. Yeah, that's rugg a luck rug because you know, we're righting the rugg a luck, rugg a luck. We're right in nuggle luck rugg a luch.

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Speaker 2: We're right in the middle of Hanukah, no Conica, conica, and and and then plus today was our insult to injury. Today was our holiday party for the big show, and we ate this massive feast at this restaurant Limitsina, and I'm like nool and you know, I don't know what I want to do. And then I come home and there's all these I have a couple of boxes of chocolates that were sent to me. So this is you know it is. They say it's the most fattening time of the year. And so I don't know what to do. I don't I don't know how to how to like, how do I curtale this? I'm coming in for landing.

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Speaker 1: Brody, You're you're the problem is it's hard to go from one hundred miles an hour to ten miles an hour. You have to coast into January. But you're going You're trying to land a plane going one thousand miles an hour on an aircraft carrier. It's not gonna work. You gotta slow it down. But you can't because it's the holiday season, that's right. And we still have another week at they'll see two. Yeah, so you'll go and full blown Italian restaurants every day and crazy food in the morning. Uh, crazy food healthy, right, it's yeah, exactly. So I think what you need to do is, if you're not going to detox in January, you need to do medium food, not not no food. You need to eat normally with occasional splurges, and then by February now you can eat healthier with like one or two splurges, and then by March eat healthier with maybe one splurge, so that you're retraining yourself how to eat better. The problem is you deprive for two months and then you're like, oh, I've gotta have Chinese food, and then you go back to splurging, so you don't know how to ease back in, and you don't know how to ease out. You need to I need to ease on down the road. Yes, but I'm not going to carry anything that might be a load, don't you Yeah, don't. Don't you carry nothing? Don't you carry nothing? Negative, don't carry nothing. Oh when we come back, Oh did we ever talk about this music? We were talking about, like this song Into the Night by Benny mardonas on this podcast. Oh my god, I talked about that at pick a Ball two weeks ago. We were talking about perverted songs. That song is terrible. It's an awful song and it was a number one song for years podcast.

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Speaker 3: We will be right back?

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Speaker 1: Did I say years? It was ung for weeks? No. We had.

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Speaker 2: Casey Jost on our show today. Casey Jose a brother of Colin Jost from SML's Weekend Staten Island and his buddy Kevin Kevin Devine, and they do a podcast where they pick apart music and they talk about, you know, weird like things that happen in songs, so or and just analyzing stuff. Anyway, They've got a great podcast, but it makes me they've never discussed because I asked them, I said, have you ever analyzed the lyrics to Into the Night by Benny Mardonas it starts with like she's just sixteen years old?

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Speaker 1: Leave her alone? They say, okay, so right off the bat, yeah, the guy sounds like he's saying leave her alone. No, what he's saying is they say, they say, but I'm not gonna I'm not gonna do that. I'm gonna take you into the night and show you love like you've never seen before.

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Speaker 2: And so he's basically banging a girl who's underage, and the video is just as creepy.

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Speaker 1: It supports this isn't like these are you were like, ah, come on, scary, it's he was just telling his story using using what imagery and things like that and similes and personification and metaphors. No, no, no, he literally is can't keep his mind off a sixteen year old girl, and you know what, he knows that it's a filthy, perverted thing, and yet he's going out with her. Okay, you know what's terrible is that? Oh look, okay, so Kiss has a song called Christine sixteen. Now I'm not defending it, but lyrically, Christine Rhymes was sixteen, right, if you did Christine nineteen, it's not exactly Chris and six it's not okay, but he's like, she's only sixteen years old. He could have done nineteen years old. Eighteen years old he could have done. He could have done of age, right, he could have he could have done that. And then then the you know the song by Winger that was a big hit in nineteen eighty nine, except she's only seventeen seventeen. They talked about that one. So Casey talked about that. Daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me, dude, Kip Winger was like in his thirties at that point. Look, if you are in a relationship with a thirty year old and you're seventeen or seventeen thirty or you were when you met, you're happily married. Okay, I'm just saying the song at the time, nobody thought twice about it. And now the fact that her father is saying she's too young for you to kip Winger at the time, and he's like, that's sold enough for me, you know, as a father. Now I'm going, what, all right? Enough for that? Moving on, well, listen, speaking of New Year's resolutions, we were not done with twenty twenty five yet. So this reminder, as long as you order before December nineteenth, you can get your merchandise in the Brooklyn Boys Store as a nice gift for someone in your life or yourself, especially the holiday ornaments for your Christmas tree. I guess, I mean they're technically Christmas ornaments, but you can put them on your min ora. They just want to arrive in time because Honiak is hamp over. Speaking of Hanukkah, this is a classic that you should play every year if you haven't. If you're Jewish, you should. You should definitely play it, but let me let me find it here. I'm gonna play. I'm out to plug this in and you'll tell me you can't hear it. This is Smokey Robinson the uh the U from Smoking Robinson and yeah, a legendary singer from the sixties. Uh. He did a cameo a number of years ago and it's still an all time classic cameo. Here we go, anyway, God bless you babe, Here we go, righty.

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Speaker 3: They wanted me to issue happy Chanuoka. I have no idea what Chanooka is, but happy Chanooka because they said so. Anyway, God bless your babe and enjoyed Chanuoka?

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Speaker 1: Has he really does? He not know what honikah is or you just didn't know that's how it was spelled. He doesn't know what honakah is. He doesn't know what chanooka is. It's spelled with ach by I know, but I spelled it with ah because it's because it's it's pronounced understood. There's no letter.

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Speaker 2: That guy could not have gone all his life without hearing the word or seeing that people celebrate it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, can I tell you something I was again, I was said pickleball about a week ago. So the first line of Honkah was was Sunday night. Yeah, it was Sunday morning. Sunday morning. So I was talking to somebody who's like, oh, tonight, it's the first time Honkah. And there were two people there that had moved moved to New Jersey from South Carolina. Yeah, and uh, I've met them before. It's a husband and wife. And she says, oh, you're Jewish. I said, yeah, just oh, I know it's the holiday tomorrow. And I said, well, technically it's tonight. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you guys do you spin that thing and you like that thing? What does it you do? You spend that thing? You back that thing up, back that thing up. So look, I've said this before, Honkkah is not a top Jewish holiday in terms of religious right. It's like, uh, it's like it's a fun holiday. It's been made a fun holiday because it has to compete with Christmas, right, right, So they became like we got to give gifts and presents. It wasn't a gift giving holiday according to the Bible. It was another holiday, right, you know, with ceremonies like every other holiday is a ceremony. Okay, so so, but the so I get that people of other religions might not you know, you'd think they would have seen it on the movie or somewhere.

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Speaker 2: It has to be part of listen the same way Pete Davidson grew up in Staten Island and there's no way he didn't hurt here in Ze one hundred.

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Speaker 1: You cannot go through life sixty hew old? Was he in that clip? Seventy years old? Its Smokey Robinson. You cannot go through that many eighty years old.

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Speaker 2: You cannot go through eighty years of your life and not come across someone else's holiday or or seeing the word on a piece of paper somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: It's not about you celebrating or not or understanding it. It's about just be just regular are basic awareness. Like there's a lot of things that I don't celebrate. They didn't have nothing to do with my life, but I'm aware that they exist because I've lived my life.

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Speaker 1: I know I've lived my life too. But I'll give you an example. I heard someone on the sports radio today talking about it. Was a caller and he was talking about a Christian ceremony. It wasn't a confirmation. It was something like an induction. Is there another ceremony? Like, I mean, there's there, there's communion, there's confirmation, there's confirmation, baptism, there's I'm a bad Catholic. There's marriage. Yeah, I know marriage. Duh, No, I don't even know that's marriage is a sacrament. But uh, you know, I don't even know, all right, So yeah, well your point is what my point is? Said he said initiation. I've never heard of it, see, and I'm a Catholic Baptist. Ceremony is a sacret. I think it was an initiation. Was initiation? Maybe it wasn't, Okay either way, My point was he said he was he was being initiated. I think that's what or inducted. So I thought he meant like into the army like something, right, right, whatever. My point was, I didn't know what that meant exactly, and that's not a common word, so I would right my point again, I'm not name people are on guys, youre going crazy. I know who know what I'm talking about. The people on the radio knew. They were like, oh yeah, okay. So my point is, I know Christmas, I know Easter. I know a lot of the Catholic holidays, Christian holidays in general, I don't know all of them, you know, I don't, I don't. I don't know what what you know? The big ones Holland is a big one for the Jews.

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Speaker 2: It's it's no, it's it's meaning. It's celebrated with Christmas. Parallel, They're parallel in this December Smokey Robinson has no excuse, chanooka.

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Speaker 1: I think it's hysterical though. Anyway, Okay, let me let me tell you them. Okay, New York City. New York City is twelve percent Jewish, all right? Two percent? All right, Okay, it's important. Okay, it's Okaying about Christians in a minute. Oh no, I don't know what I want to talk about Santacon. Come on, get okay, let's go. Do you know what percentage of America is Jewish? Uh four? I don't know. Two point two point four percent. Do you know what percentage of Jews? What percentage of the population of South Carolina is Jewish? Like point five point six exactly. So if you grew up in South Carolina, the odds ninety five people you meet, actually ninety five point prove your point nine point is yes, ninety nine point four percent of the people in South Carolina are not Jewish. So the odds of you meeting a Jew or learning the customs, I get it. So Smoky Robinson did not know what you Knuka was. That's all. I think it's hysterical. It's been the thing you like, the thing that's now If I said Santa Cohn, you know what that is?

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Speaker 2: I think that's a hell. Yeah, let's talk about Santacon. I got caught up in Santa Con last week. It was Gandhi's birthday, Gandhi from The Big Show. I decided to have an impromptu dinner and said, Scary, you want to come out to Emilio's Billato And I'm like, for the for the fuck I do.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll be there. So I went and we're hanging out. We just we had some great, a great dinner. But then we realize, oh my god, it's Santa Con. Now. Santa Con starts at ten o'clock in the morning. Right, it was ten o'clock at night. Do you know what these santas and these elves and these these explain what Santa Coon is. Santa Con is a barn. You know what. You know what a bar crawl is? A bar crawls when you go you organized or disorganized from bar to bar to bar. You have a drink here, you walk around to the next one, and you go in and out of a all the bars. So they people do this every year in New York City, except dressed as Santa Claus, Missus Clause, the Grinch, or you know, elves, whatever you want to do anything Christmas related, but mainly a lot of Santas, even women dressed up as Santa Claus, and they raise money for charity. You buy tickets. The fuck they knew that was another thing they don't they're supposed to, but people no, but most people are just hangers on or they're just kind of saying, fuck it, I'm going Most people don't donate, they don't not associate with any charity, and most people just show up and get drunk and cause trouble. So over the years, these bars decided they don't want to have anything to do with Santacan because it's just disruptive to their business. There's no upside.

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Speaker 2: They come in, they're hammered, people get into fights, they're drunk, they don't tip. Well, they're just there's just a bunch of cons not there's no there's no pros in this. They're not making more people think well, why would you let the santa Is in because they're good for business? They're really not so so a lot of places have signs on the fucking door.

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Speaker 1: So we went after the after we went to Emilio's Ballato, we went and walked next door to this bar, Milano's Bar, just some no name bar, and all of a sudden, five hammered santa has tried to come in, and the bartender kicked him out so quickly he said, look, sign on the door, no sand Is. And so these people were not happy about that. Now they eventually walked walked out and they left whatever. But I mean, you've been drinking since ten o'clock in the morning, it's time to go home. It's ten o'clock at night. Thing good is going to come out of this? I mean, and and and did I don't know if you saw, but there was a lot of arrests.

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Speaker 2: There was a lot of pulways, arre always publicurination, people fornicating everywhere. My favorite was it was so funny to NYPD escorting a Grinch in handcuffs.

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Speaker 1: They had the Grinch someone dressed. It was so apropos that they had the Grinch and handcuffs.

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Speaker 2: The guy did some shitty things and they had the fucker in handcuffs and they're walking them down the street. But you know, don't listen. If I don't blame the bars for not wanting these people in there, I don't want I don't blame them.

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Speaker 1: I don't care if you need money for your business. The one cup, two cups, both cops, blue cups. Thank you, doctor Seuss. Yeah, it's the Grinch anyway. So, by the way, a word just popped into my head when you were talking about Santa Con and I was thinking about like a Jewish version, and it popped into my head, Honakhon. But I looked it up, and there is a Hona Khan. I'm sure there is. If you could think of that, it's already been done. Yeah, I thought I could have a great name. Anyway, there was a Hono Khon in Maryland. Recently. You didn't stand any on the news about drunken Jews or public urination. So I'm just saying my people tribe, there was a time when I wanted to go to Santa kan there. The time of that, well, I was part of the problem. Yes you are, And I mean maybe I just grew out of it. Maybe, you know, I look, this is fourth quarter scary. Could throw on a beard in a red red jacket fourth quarter of his life? Scary is that we're talking about? Or fourth cour you know? But no, it's just.

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Speaker 2: It's amazing, and I never I cannot believe that there at one point I thought that was fun. I mean, and I think people get disorderly and it gets a little chaotic because people, I'll tell you what the dynamic is. They're they're in disguise, so they feel like they can get away with more. You know, you're you're a little bit more brazen when you're in a you know, you're incognito. So if you've got a beard and hat on, and you know, when you don't look like yourself, you kind of feel like, you know, you're like superhuman.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's like you know, the keyboard cowboys who hide, you know, the trolls on social media hiding in the comment section.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But but the police is still going to arrest you even if you're in costume, right, so allah allah alla mode that's what I'm thinking of. No. By the way, a La Khan is a different thing altogether. Oh, I didn't even think of that, Okay, gotcha right back? Yeah, yeah, that note. It's the Boys podcast. By the way, I was talking about the merchandise and we got distracted. Just Brooklyn Boys dot Big Hotel dot com. Place your order for the nineteenth. It'll get there in time for the holidays. So scare you know? I belonged to a the Chicken one of a lot of chicken Palm groups on Facebook, and that is one of your favorite favorite foods of all time, favorite foods. You should have tasted it, the Chicken Partment, Emilio's ballotto the other night I have I have had the chicken palm there. It's very good. I ate there. I know you did. Chef Chef Anthony invited me, put me in the corner table, the best table in the place. When I went, we wa had a great time a long time. The family, by the way, just opened Vittolos down in Fort Lauderdale, the Conrad Hotel. I hear that it's a great restaurant. Oh all right, and the I had the what is it the the the the veal a la Anthony Antonio vill Antonio so vodka sauce with with Prejude dry. Oh it was so good. Anyway, you're talking about a chicken breast wrapped around persudo with regardless of talking about a veal palm hammered out veal hammered out on the bone, not okay, on the bone with with vodka sauce and instead of regular sauce and cheese. Oh it's good. I would do that. I would do that really anyway. So people always put up pictures of chicken palm and they're like, oh, I give this an eight point three, and I feel like the dude just say it's an eight, you know, eight point three, Like you're just making up a number at that point. Anyway, So sometimes people will make their own chicken palm and put a picture of it up and say chicken palm at my house, and people like, oh, it looks like shit or it looks good or whatever, and everyone's an expert. Oh, it doesn't look thin enough, doesn't look like it. Oh the sauce looks watery. It's sitting in a puddle of red water that looks like trash. So the comments are always very funny. So this guy. This guy wrote, have you ever tried my wife's question mark? It's better than any restaurant?

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Speaker 2: No? Obviously, obviously the answer there is no nobody tried there? Unless why is the problem. He didn't say have you ever tried my wife's chicken palm? He said have you ever tried my wife's wife apostrophos? Meaning something of her, to which case somebody wrote no, thank you, I'll take your word. One person wrote I'm a married man, thank you very much. One person said I don't even know where to start with that question.

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Speaker 1: One person wrote weird comment. Unless your wife has a restaurant, how would we even try it? What are we talking about her private parts? One person said are we referring to your wife's chicken palm or your wife? One said I've tried her. I've had better tastes like chicken. One person said what's her address? One person wrote her box or her palm? One person said got a pick of your wife's. One person said I'm going next week. One person said you did not think this through? And I wrote does it bring all the boys to the yard? And then I wrote she needs more sauce? Less cheese. Ah, that's nasty. David Brody what it could be referenced to her chicken palm. So be careful what you talk about. Be specific specific. Yeah. Yeah. Also, I got more money, Okay, I'll take some No, no, not money for you. I like this and a send a shout out to Heather La Marsh or Lamarchie. I'm assuming it's LaMarsh. She sent me a dollar and she said, umm, second, yeah, let me check my transaction. She said, oh uh now now you've made a dollar profit. So because you know now, I actually I'm up to like twelve bucks. Yeah, my for my nine dollars, uh, my nine dollars uh chocolate covered raisins. Remind me, did we shout out Danielle Sun Spencer on Slice Time? Of course we did. We did. Okay, all right, we'll another shout out to you, Spencer. We love you, Spencer. We talked about how he may be more famous than his mother's. Oh that's right, one of the biggest slices on Slice Time, all right, in the history of our podcast. He's great. Yeah. So I'm headed to Miami tomorrow morning. You know, we're doing our jingle Ball concert there. Why one hundred jingle Ball in Miami. You should go to Vitello's while you're down on Saturday night. I just may, I just may, and uh, I guess I'm looking forward to getting out of this weather. But I have to do my Christmas shopping down there because because I'm a procrastinator. Now would you do? Let me ask you this. Okay, let's say you celebrate I wear large. Let's say you celebrate a Christmas brody. Let's say here, it's the twenty fourth, you know, Christmas Eve? That's oh is it is? It is? It's on the twenty fourth.

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Speaker 2: The deadline, the deadline, hard stop. Gotta have the presence by Christmas Eve afternoon. Argue Okay, arguably, well, what day would.

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Speaker 1: You return back from Miami. What day would you actually be like? You know what I got, It's time to pack up and go. If they gave you, well, I wouldn't if they gave you an open ticket, it's a I wouldn't. I wouldn't fly back on the twenty six because that's going to be mayhem at the airport. No no, no, no, no no. You need to spend Christmas in New York in the cold and the ice and the snow. Okay, so but you still haven't done any Christmas shopping. And on the twenty Google bawls on the twentieth, on the Saturday, what do you think I would fly I would fly back on Monday, because most people will fly back Sunday night, right if you know from right? And then Monday is the twenty fourth, No, what's Wednesday? Saturday's sad the jiggle ball twentieth twentieth. So the twenty second you fly back in the morning. You've got all night on the twenty second, all day to twenty third and a little bit of twenty and fourth. I've got fly back Monday hour. Procrastinator, I said, fuck it, I want to on the twenty third. Oh my god. Yeah, I'm coming home in time for Christmas Eve. You know I'm getting gift cards, electronic gift cards and emails here. Yeah, your your friend Scary has sent you a gift card.

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Speaker 2: I have this crazy idea to go shopping down there and then just have everything shipped overnight so I don't have to carry anything with me.

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Speaker 1: I guess you could do that, but now you're paying for shipping. I mean then I don't want to, but I mean I just you buy everything on Amazon and have it shipped home. It's free shipping. I probably could do that, but who's got the time. I don't know you do, dude, Ah, I'm just here's what you do. Watch the flight, you do all your shopping on the flight, put everything in your cart, and then when you land send by.

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Speaker 2: Last year we had the big family family come to Jesus meeting with.

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Speaker 1: You know that, the inevitable talk. It seems ironic all that. Of course, we had the family talk that hey, it's about time with for grandkids. It's a let's forget what it's scary OS's grandkids. No, no, one, no no. It's like, I think it's time we stop exchanging and just buy for the kids. So I'm thinking, like, I don't, like, I love the tradition of giving my sister, my brother, my dad gifts, but like, like it's just unnecessary. If I want something, I'll buy it myself. It's all right. So I don't know. This year, I may go light. I may just buy something for Robin and buy stuff for the kids, my my niece and nephews. In the words of Admiral Alkbar in Return of the Jedi, who it's a trap. It's a trap. Yeah, you're not gonna buy any gifts. You're gonna show up and they're gonna be like, oh, I mean we we hadn't really made that a concrete decision. Well here we go. We got you this gift, Anthony, Oh I got you this. And your sister's like, oh, we got you this, Anthony, we got we know you. Well, you know it's weird because no, you don't have any kids. So you're gonna buy for your brother's kids and your sister's kids, and and they're gonna buy for you because you don't have kids and you're not gonna buy anything for them. It's gonna be awkward, awkward. You get screwed. You get screwed. It's like my friend paper Menu, by not having kids, I get screwed. Yeah, my friend paper Menu has a theory. I may have talked about this already. I'm repeating myself. I'm sorry. He said, when you're putting together a wedding list, always invite married people to your wedding because you never have to give them a wedding gift. They've already been married. But if you invite single people to your wedding. You have to someday return the favor and get them a gift. That's terrible to look at it like that. So you, having no kids, your brother and sister don't have to get anything for anybody. They at least should get you a gift. No wonder they suggested it, but they're like, oh, we don't have to buy Scari a gift. He's still gonna buy gifts for our kids. It's a win win. I never thought of it that way. I never thought of it that way. Whose idea was, it's scary? My idea was my sister. Yeah, oh, your sister, what a great idea for your sister. I got an idea. Let's not buy any gifts for Anthony anymore, our older brother who we look up to, and he'll spend thousands of dollars on our kids. And when we oh my god, I'm Ben. That's been boozled. I've been ben boozed. Oh you know what? You know what else they do that you don't realize what? You know what? You know what's really expensive. We don't want to buy buy for the kids. We'll we'll have Anthony buy it as the uncle. Hey, you know, the kids really want the new Nintendo switched. We're thinking again, and you're like, oh, i'll get it for them. I got a connection to P. C. Richardson, I'll get it. Oh you would do that, Oh what a great gift, uncle, scary? Then you going by the expensive gift they give the kids like Jed popcorn, and then then they're done and they don't buy you anything.

00:35:14
Speaker 2: Yeah, you double families really do that, though. I don't think my family is like that. I have to I.

00:35:22
Speaker 1: This. You brother drunk, he'll admit it. Your brother will admit it. He'll admit your sister was in on it. The whole time was a plot. Now we shouldn't. We shouldn't exchange gifts to me. This is how family hatred starts. This is where the fights begin. Where you stop talking to somebody and someone becomes an estranged brother because they they didn't work things out and they didn't have conversations. I think that's terrible. I think I'm glad I saved you. I pointed out the embarrassment of it all. Now, the only way, the only way. So it's a win winning to lose lose. You show up with presents for them, make them feel bad. Now you're out the money, but you're made of money. Doesn't really matter. So you give them gifts. You're like, oh, I not give you guys gifts. I love you guys. Then they have nothing for you and they feel like shit. Then next year, you don't get them anything. Would they give you gifts because they feel bad? So next year you win.

00:36:10
Speaker 2: All Right, I can see where you're coming from, but I don't. I'm gonna feel bad that I didn't buy a gift. But okay, this is what happened to me today.

00:36:22
Speaker 1: So I'm driving Sam, producer Sam to work, which, oh, by the way, congratulations producer Sam. She's preggers. He's the father.

00:36:35
Speaker 2: So her and her husband William have been trying. I've been trying for a while now, and it's been a story that we've been talking about on the air. We've been following her journey through IVF and uh yeah, she's uh, she's pregnant. So we're good for her, we're excited.

00:36:52
Speaker 1: Good for him, and they're gonna be good parents. They are anyway. So we're on our way to work and she hands me this bag with stuff in it and an envelope. I'm like, what's that? She says, she's just just you know, it's a gift something, a little something, because I said, we didn't say we're gonna exchange gifts. I said, Sam, I didn't buy you anything. I feel like shit right now. I said, you did this to me last year too. Last year she put me a beautiful pair of sneakers, Brody. I was them on stage at jingle Ball this past weekend. It was these beautiful, like really really nice sneakers, like they've been off white, which is like a really cool Branka. Didn't you used to buy presents for all the producers years ago? I'm now, maybe Valentine's Day, buy some candy here and there. It was never no, no, no, no no. You used to give presents to all the producers on the show, did I? I don't know if I did remember that? Yeah, yeah you did.

00:37:49
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I grew that real quick anyway. Nobody but Sam, She's like, you know what, you drive me to work every day. We you know, it's kind of she felt a need to buy me a gift, but I said, last year, I don't want a gift next year.

00:38:04
Speaker 1: Please. That's okay, that's nice of her, But you realize now you have to buy her a pregnant gift and a baby shower gift and a baby gift. You have to buy a gifts for revenuew so she will get even Oh yeah, yo, yeah, absolutely, Well you're gonna get it. What are gonna get? A plate or a spoon? Like you got med from Tiffany? You got my first kid a plate? A plate? Well? Yeah, the you know what a parringer? I think I got her a parringer. You got one of my kids a fork or a spoon from Tiffany.

00:38:32
Speaker 2: Tiffany, it was beautiful. It was something that they hold on to. Okay, it's not practical.

00:38:38
Speaker 1: I get it. You made fun of me for you know, a onesie. Yes, I made fun of you. I was like, scary out listen. It was very nice. I know it wasn't it was. I know it was not cheap. But what is an infant going to do with a plate? Nothing? It's a collector's item. I was like, look what I got you from the Washington Mint for your daughter. It's all right.

00:38:59
Speaker 2: Now you're being you're being rude and brody.

00:39:06
Speaker 1: Oh something really okay. I want to let you I've been talking a lot, but but I have something for you. And I don't know if you're gonna agree with me, but I had like a present for me. Well, I was a bit of a dick to in public. Yeah, it was a bit of an anacon, not a Santa Con. No happened on stage at jingle Ball on the at the pre show, but go ahead, no, no, I might even go ahead. I want to hear what happened at the pre show. You may agree with me on this. So when we have our pre event show across the street from jingle Ball, it jingle Balls are sold out show the main show, so people come to the afternoon session, which is we throw a free concert at at the Hammerstein ball Room across the street, and we you know, we basically say, look, this is your last opportunity to maybe win tickets. A lot of our sponsors are there with booths and they're giving away tickets at their booths, so they entered a win here and we give out tickets for the stage. So over the years, people have kind of tuned into that and said I'm gonna win these tickets and they would come over to the Hammersteinn and they started to bring signs like literally like and it started small. It started like just a couple of you know, a sign here and there. As the years went by, the signs got more plentiful and with lights on them and lights in garland and you know, the cutout pictures of us and and you know, you know, and they're holding up these oak tag signs like real, you know, done up. That took them hours to make a sign with you know whatever, pick me please. Some of them were very sad with like, oh, give me jingle ball ticket tickets these tickets anyway, but it was all to win tickets, to be noticed some of them, you know a lot of them to be noticed and whatever. So I guess producer Sam. Speaking of Sam, she she was like, I can't believe you said what you said to that kid on stage. Now in the moment, I'm saying a million things. I don't even realize what I said. But then she made me look back at it and rubbed my nose in it. And now apparently I'm an asshole.

00:41:26
Speaker 2: Apparently when I was on the stage and we were you know, we were calling out on the microphone, hey, and look at this sign back there, and then and I turned to a kid who probably was maybe nine or ten years old, and.

00:41:39
Speaker 1: He was in the front and he's holding up a fucking He ripped off a flap of a cardboard box and wrote in pen, I need tickets. Okay, So I embarrassed like a homeless like a homeless guy would have a public I publicly.

00:41:56
Speaker 2: Embarrassed him on the microphone because as I'm going through all the signs of my I'm like, oh, this guy here, he just ripped off the flap of a box and he wrote in pen. I'm like, I said, I am, I don't know if that's I said, I don't know that Lawrence tickets.

00:42:11
Speaker 1: Look at three people behind you.

00:42:13
Speaker 2: She cut out our faces, put us in a car, she drew the cards, she had lights.

00:42:18
Speaker 1: I said, you're getting the tickets.

00:42:20
Speaker 2: And then afterwards, Sam is like, you just destroyed that little kid's heart.

00:42:27
Speaker 1: You just destroyed him. And I didn't think about it at the time, but now I'm being a little more reflective of it, I guess, but I still stand by it. I'm sorry you don't have a great sign. Your sign sucks, okay, but that shouldn't be the qualifier to get jingle ball tickets. Well, no, but the sign sucked.

00:42:44
Speaker 2: It was like did no effort put in you would you give tickets to the kid that literally just said last second, they see everybody's got signs, So I'm gonna go run outside, rip off the side of a box and write in a pick pen.

00:42:59
Speaker 1: Gim me what if? What if the sign making people had enough money and time to get nice signs done? And this poor kid is literally poor. He can't afford jingle ball tickets? And he's like, please, sir, can I have some tickets? Can I have some more?

00:43:16
Speaker 3: Right?

00:43:16
Speaker 2: He wasn't standing in line for slop and porridge, he was he was looking for tickets.

00:43:22
Speaker 1: He was there with his mom. I don't know. Please please, mister Scrooge, can I get some jingle ball tickets? Please? My family's hungry. Oh a little tiny tim were your little shitty sign? Yes, you scrooge them? Oh you take your stupid sign and get out of here. Kid, You're not fancy enough for me. I used to do it, Okay, The pre show was my favorite. I'll tell you why because some years I would get on stage at Madison Square Garden, which was a tremendous honor when I was included with the morning show. But every year I would volunteer because a lot of people from the morning show didn't want to go five hours early to this pre show, and I being second or third tier on the the poll, I would always go because it would be my chance to get on stage and and give out tickets and throw t shirts and ask trivia questions and have fun. And one year some girl in the second row looked up at me and said, Brodie, you are my favorite. I love you. Your phone taps are the best. And I you know what, I said, thank you, here's a pair of dingle ball tech. Yeah, I get that. I suppose she didn't need it, didn't even need a sign. It was that she she she can't where it was. She listened to the show enough to know who I was, and I gave it to Now. Look, I don't work there anymore, so you can't like yell Brodie's my favorite. I'm not there. But it was heartbreaking. Sometimes when you're on stage, you wish you could give everybody a ticket, right you would sometimes like you like we would rotate, right like I'd go on for a half hour with Skeery and then someone else would go on stage, and and and and and you know, run the ticket giveaways and do the band intros and then so sometimes maybe my kids were in the crowd, like they were hanging out in the crowd while I was on stage. I would get off stage and I you walk off stage into the crowd, people know you, like you got tickets, You got tickets you can take Nope, only on stage. I don't have any tickets. You don't have you tickets in your pocket. Come on, give me, give me two, give me one ticket. And hey w one ticket, And you felt terrible because you wish you had tickets to give everybody and you don't. But you had a chance to give this kid who probably was like, you know what, I can't make a sign. I didn't have money to go to Staples. And all I had was this cardboard I found in the street from the box my dad lived in. This is like it's my dad's box visits Christmas, Christmas shoes song. Yes. No, I ripped the box off my dad's cardboard box that he lives in so I could go to jingle Ball. My dad gave up his flap for me, little Timmy, and I'm gonna go and get a ticket to jingle Ball. And I said, dream come true. For me, and this man said, nah, your sign sucks. Kid. But this is the kid that was okay, this is it and his father has no flap on the box he lives in the way I look at it is that he came unprepared. He came on you know.

00:46:04
Speaker 2: It's like it's like the person who's said copying off everybody else's homework at the last minute.

00:46:08
Speaker 1: It's the person you really want to reward that. Yeah, Like like like when when Charlie Brown came home with the little rotten Christmas tree, because that's all he had. You can get the Christian Charlie Brown. I put on him and saw on it. They made the best of it. I that point plan better. Okay, so you don't even tickets, you don't even need to put any effort in. You know what happened today on our show someone called in and said, Hey, I want one of those Delongey coffee machines you always talk about. And he's like, oh, oh really, okay, that's cool DeLonge e and uh. And then I was like, well, well you don't want a contest.

00:46:47
Speaker 2: We're not really having a contest, and he's like his retort was, you know what, I just felt like I'd give it my shot, and I was, well, why do you want one? He goes, well, I think I deserve one. I deserve I called you guys, I deserve one. Guess what he gave him, A frigging delunga coffee maker.

00:47:05
Speaker 1: Oh no, yes, no, if he look Okay, okay, see what I'm saying, like, what did you do? You didn't most people try and claw and try and get through to be called one hundred and then try and answer trivia questions. Okay, you do something to earn it. Okay, here's what he should have done to earn it. What he should have said was, and Elvis is setting a bad precedent. What he should have said this guy was, you know what, I have a friend who has one, makes tremendous coffee. I got him in him little jealous times are tough. I can't really afford that. They're a beautiful machine. They make great coffee. I would love to have one. I hear you guys talking about them, how great they are, and you know what, I'm not able to go buy one myself. I figured, what the hell, I'll try to win one, but not I deserve one. Yeah, you gotta give me some kind of story, give me some, give me, give me the cardboard sign, but don't come with a I deserve one. I thought you were gonna say. Elvis was like, you don't deserve one. Get up the phone. No, quite the opposite, he thought, and Elvis laughed so hard that he gave him acause it worked. It worked? Okay? Was the guy? Okay? Did the guy say I think I deserved one? Or did the guys say I deserve one? How did he say it? The more the more confident one like arrogant? Oh no, no soup for you. If he had said, I don't know I deserve one. I'm a good person. I deserve one. Maybe if he was funny about it, I give him one. But if he's like, I deserve one, you should give me one. I'm like, get out of here. Yeah, you're out. You're out. Don't want to do in the s boye bye bye bye. We'll take a break. We'll be right back. I forgot to mention if you order before December nineteenth from Brooklyn Boys dot Big Cartel dot com. Oh salam, who can get you what? I haven't said anything about it before, have I?

00:48:49
Speaker 3: No?

00:48:49
Speaker 1: Uh, get our merchandise for the holidays. Belated Honkah Honkah a kwanza an early Easter present, an early Valentine's Day gift. Get him at Brooklyn Boys, that big cat dot com. We're selling We're selling it hard today, Brodie. Are you getting a cut that I don't know about? No, but I'm gonna have holiday bills from buying gifts, right, So, I didn't you know what little money we make off the merchandise. Uh, you know what? I deserve that the slices go buy our merchandise so I can get a little bit of money. I deserve it. That did that work? Yeah? I suppose. By the way, thank you Matt Merch Matt Merchan for the U for the gift. The day planning. It was a day planner, Yeah, you put so I was asking do people actually use those anymore? Where it's an actual physical, huge friggin calendar that sits on your desk with you know, and then you could write in on the lines and actually do sometimes because sometimes I want to scribble something down, like a note, like a reminder that I I'll but if it's in my phone, I won't look at my phone. But if I sit down on my computer desk in my home office. Yes, I'll see it there and I go, oh, look, I wrote something for for Thursday next week. I got to remember that. But if it's in my phone, I won't think ahead that far. I know I can set a reminder a week in advance. I like the paper. So the beauty about Matt Merch at MK Designs E m k A y MK E m k A y uh. They can put your logo on anything, anything anything I told you last year he sent me Brooklyn Boys pickleball paddles. So whatever you want, you put your logo on it, or you can put our logo on it. Even more important, and speaking of which I hope you all saw because I played it on the Brooklyn on Slice Time. Of course you why don't you play it again just in case they didn't. No, no, I wouldn't do that. But check out you go to at David Brody on Instagram and look at my in my feed. I put it as a story now my feed, I did an AI of a woman wearing a Brooklyn Boys tank top saying leave you talkbacks on Slice Time. Hey, I is fantastic. Love it it on the radio. No on the radio bill. We're guarantee eat human on the radio. Guaranteed human. As we said human in the biz in the buzz when you say the bus, of course you'd be in the industry. Yeah, yeah, that's a pul Schaeffer quote. So I wanted to tell you about what happened to me at Nordstrom Rack. Is this our last break? Yep? Okay, well he loved Norse. I just want to go see our friend Lois the other day. Lois styled by Lowis. Okay, this is this is Nordstrom Rack. Oh okay, No, I was not there. Okay, you went in a hold on a second. You had the word rack, and now all of a sudden, you're not in North Stroam anymore. So nordstrom Rack is their discount store that has like leftovers and imperfections and stuff that didn't sell. It goes to Nordstrom Rack. It's like all Fifth or Macy's backstage. Yeah, nord Strom Rack. I love Nordstrom Rack. I got great deals there. So I had bought a pair of shoes that I didn't end up liking. Okay, yep, and uh, but I bought them a while ago, so I couldn't get my money back, So I got a sixty nine dollars. So I'm like, oh, I'll go buy I go buy myself a shirt. I need a new shirt for this time of year. So I went to in the back corner is the men's department, and over by the fitting rooms, there's a wall that goes from the fitting room entrance to the back corner. It's about thirty forty feet long, and all along the watchtower and all along the wall, I'm just gonna say the same thing I know you are, thanks Jimmy Hendrick. So all along the top of the wall are these green holiday signs that say, with arrows pointing down everything here thirty dollars in below. So I'm looking at the shirts and I see some really nice shirts, really like the kind of shirts I would war at jingle ball back in the day. Sure, so I see one in particular, I like a long sleeve dress shirt. And I really haven't bought myself a long sleeve dress shirt and a while. And you know, I lost a fair amount of weight in the past year, and thank you, thank you. So I'm like, you know what, I'm gonna go get a shirt under thirty dollars. Those are nice shirts. Those are probably probably at one point where like one hundred and fifty dollars at Nordstrum. So I go over and I don't know if you know what a face out is. So you know, like if you see shirts and the sleeves are facing you, that's on like on a pole, a right, But a face out is when the shirt is on an arm and you can see the front of the shirt and all the shirts are facing out. Okay, gotcha? Okay, all right? So I go through all the shirts. I see this one shirt on a face out. It's blue and black. I like blue and black. And you know, when the shirts are on a face out, usually the smalls are in the front. Then the medium's the largest, extra large, double X. They're usually in size order unless someone mess them up. So I go and look for my large, and there's I don't know, fifteen to twenty shirts on this face out right under the sign that says thirty dollars in below. Like what a deal? I got a sixty dollars gift car.

00:53:53
Speaker 2: I already can tell by I already I already know it's coming. But go ahead, yeah, I already understand that, I already know and I'm already anticipating even later in the story, there's a fight.

00:54:02
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, an argument happens. Okay, right, okay, let me correct myself. It said thirty five dollars in under okay. So I look at the tag on the shirt. It says mark down to seventy five dollars. So I know that means that at Nordstrum it was probably one hundred and forty one hundred and fifty, which nord Strom rack for me. I see that, I act. I take it. That's a bargain. I'm good. Okay. So I'm like, wow, I'm getting a one hundred and fifty dollars shirt that was seventy five. Now it's thirty five. Okay, So I don't know what the exact price of the shirt's going to because it said thirty five and below. I go to the register. I was second in line. Now you know, you know they had one of those, right, you know? The register's like a bed bath, and beyond we have to walk through a maze of blocks. Those are the worst ones. That's why the worst one's going out of business. No, Like he say, it's candy and magnets and boxes are like sucking can't. It's like all the shit you wouldn't buy and you gotta wait online, and you're like, oh, what's that. Oh, oh a puzzle. I don't need auzzle, but it's there. I might buy a puzzle. So I get to the front alarm and second in line. Now there's eight cash registers, scary, and there's one woman who looks like a manager on the first register at the far end. She's doing some clerical shit. I don't know what she's doing. Then there's one woman register number two. She's putting the security tags on the merchandise and putting it back on a rack behind her. The woman bought next to her. Number three, she's hanging clothing. She's taking clothing that people return and hanging the clothing hanging, And and none of the three women are looking at the two of us online. We're standing there, so I start going so finally one of them looks up, she sees me and goes back to pitting the clothes. The manager looks up, and she looks up, seeses two of us online, and goes back to doing her clerical work. The third woman looks up and looks at the other woman like you're getting them, and she looks back goes, I'm not getting them. So finally woman three goes next, and the first woman goes, and now the second woman is not going to a register, the one next to the manager. So I go a and she goes, oh, oh yeah, next next I get fine, okay, fine, So I go to the register and the manager is five feet to my right, still doing her clerical shit, and she she rings me up and she says, uh, Now, there's no tax on clothes in Jersey. She says, seventy four to ninety seven. And I said, I'm sorry, but the sign on the wall says all the shirts in that section are thirty five dollars. I don't want a shirt for seventy five dollars. I've got a sixty doe dollar gift card. And I don't want to know. We already know where you're going. Your sites are focused, your set. So she right, So she says, yeah, look, if they had like said, well, you know, if they were nice about it, we could have a conversation. I worked in retail. I understand. She says, oh, well, sometimes people put things in the wrong place, and I said, no, I understand that. I used to work in retail, except there's fifteen shirts on a face out, all of this pattern in size order, which means your staff put them there and put them inside. I said, unless you're telling me that customers randomly put fifteen shirts on a face out in size order by mistake. And she says, well, I'll have to check with a manager. So the manager was pretending not to hear this. She's five feet away. The woman goes to the manager and says, this guy says, the shirt was in the wrong places on salesforce, in the wrong place. Someone put it back. Now you try now right away? Did your wheel start turning and thinking? Like what if it really was put what was brought from another part of the store. And okay, it's really no scary. Listen, if it's one shirt, Like if you find a green shirt and it's in a rack full of blue shirts, you're like, somebody's stuck it there. I'm not gonna hold them to that. I get that, Okay, I understand what it was, all fifteen shirts in size order on the face out. So so the manager comes over and she says, I'll have to check that off to check that. So she goes on her headset. Uh, Tyrese, Uh, you pick up please? So she looks in the back. She goes, ty Reese is talking to Shonda is talking to Shonda. They're not paying any attention. So I go, do you want me to go back and take a picture. I don't mind doing that if that helps. No, no, I'll get him on Tyrase, Please pick up Tyrase, Tyra's pickup please? Oh my god. So finally Tyrese gets picks up and she says, I've got a customer here. He's holding his shirt by we'll just say Smith and Wesson. I don't remember the name of the shit. No, I don't remember that. Whatever it was, crofton bat, whatever it was. She just h he's got a Smith and Wessons shirt here. He says it was marked down. Can you check that? I was probably just put there by mistake? Right? So he goes in checks.

00:59:04
Speaker 3: She goes.

00:59:04
Speaker 1: He says, I can't find them. He it's blue with black. He goes, I can't find them. So I see him. I go tell him. It's the it's the face out right behind him. He's standing right there, she says. So she says, sir, you know it's possible that somebody just put the shirt in the wrong place. So you know we can't honor that. So I said, look, I said to the cashier, would you like to help the next customer and I'll step off the line. You can help the next customers. I don't want to hold up the line and uh a. She says, no, no, it's fine. And meanwhile, the line's getting long now sure because I'm I'm not being wrung up. So the manager says, well, I you know, I'm gonna have to go check because Tyree's can't find them. So she goes all the way in the back. I said, you know, you could just trust me. She goes all the way in the back. After telling me, she says she tried the whole one. A customer wants to put it that thing, it goes all the way back. Just go ahead and wring him up or rauh for thirty five dollars. Oh, after all that, After all that, I got my shirt. And so I said, so, what you're saying is I was right. She's what I go. So, I understand you're getting the shore for thirty five dollars. I said, I understand I'm getting the sherve with thirty five dollars because I was right. But what I would like is for you to say, I'm sorry, you were right. Okay, you didn't tell her that, right, You're gonna run right, because I was joking with her. She goes, so she laughed. She goes, you were right, sir, And she laughed, and she goes, all right, you're right. Then she goes, you know what, give it to him for thirty four. So I got the serve thirty four. Look at you? And what was the original original price? The original price was like one forty something. Yeah, fuck that. She tried. The old customer may have put that back by the state routine anyway. So people, my point is, don't back down. Don't back down in stores now. Be nice to people during the holidays. It's very stressful, yes, but this was a week ago. It wasn't really the holidays, and it wasn't busy. Very true. So a little housekeeping.

01:01:05
Speaker 2: We are going to give you a uh, probably gonna give you another Brooklyn Boys next week.

01:01:10
Speaker 1: I don't know about Slice time. I don't know about Slice time because I'm.

01:01:13
Speaker 2: Not getting back until later in the week then it's Christmas. But i'd like to I want we should come on here and do a brooking boys at the very least. Here's the thing.

01:01:21
Speaker 1: We if you don't do slice time and people leave talkbacks, they'll be upset if we do a slice time and they didn't leave talkbacks, like Jamie got upset. So we can't win here. What I'm gonna say here, I'm gonna say you can leave talkbacks and understand we might not get to them. But if we do, maybe we'll play a couple of talkbacks in the episode like old School. We'll do a couple of talk backs that okay, but all right, all right, sure, well okay, uh miss seven Mary threw, all right, we'll figure it out. But listen, I got something what what?

01:01:54
Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 1: What? I have a major update I forgot with total house cleaning. Okay, my friend pay per Menu and the fall holding chairs? Oh go ahead, Oh yeah, did he ever get his chairs back? Paper Menu? Okay, So here's the thing. The neighbor brought the chairs back, left them on paper Menu's porch, didn't bring the bell or tell them they were there until the next day. So paper Men, you found them the next day when he went out, and he's like, oh he called in front of go when did you return the chairs? He goes, oh, yesterday, I guess you already in for the night. You didn't see them. So not only did he return the chairs, he didn't thank him and left them out another day, another day, another on the porch outside. So he did get them back, he gotta call them to get to thank you. And I mean who does that leaves them on the porch and leaves that doesn't let go hey ring the bell or like oh hey, text him. I left the selfish, self centered people with no manners who were never then this guy anything ever again, No, don't do it right now. You can hit them all right, happy to eat chinooka Yes, Brodie Clan Bah Boys not brocl Brock li Boye Brock Brock Live