#364: UN-Heated Rivalry

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it's all right, that's all right. Start up, dot up, start up, Brooken Boy, start up, Brooken Boys, start up, dot up, dot up. They making noise? Dot up, start up, up up up dot up.

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Speaker 2: Episode three sixty four, The Brooklyn Boys Podcast. WHOA David Brody Scary Jones. Oh my goodness, I feel like we just spoke.

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Speaker 3: I feel like, uh, yeah, it feels like, yeah, well you did a slice time recently.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, very recently. You know, I'll tell you. You know, this has been a bang bang week for me.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 1: Uh, it's like bang bang bang bang shrimp, bang bang shrimp.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: No, it's it's been going so fast. I haven't had time to do anything.

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Speaker 2: You know. I'm moving a mile a minute here and charge you're literally moving. I'm moving moving at the gym uh and I'm moving my apartment. You know, in the last episode, I left the little Cliffhanger. Let everybody let the slices. No, still haven't let every still haven't let people.

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Speaker 1: The audience on the big show. No about little Dingleberry hanging out there. Yeah, little that. I'm doubling the size of my place.

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Speaker 2: I'm moving into a two and a half bathroom and two bedroom condo very close by from here, same neighborhood. So uh, very excited. I guess the closing is coming up in a couple of weeks and it's everything I say time. But you know, it's everything you dreamt of. You've been dreaming of a two bedroom apartment.

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Speaker 1: You know, here's the problem. You wake up in a cold sweat and that white bedroom of yours. Leave it slices a little peek behind the curtain here.

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Speaker 2: I have to leave it to David Brody to make me feel like shit about my no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, happy for you. I was talking about here's what I bought, but five years I said, here's what I bought and the price I paid. And he goes, oh, for that price, you can live in Morristown, New Jersey and get this. And I'm looking at and he goes, Nay, have a neighborhood. Pick a neighborhood, any neighborhood. And I'm picking all kinds of areas, of beautiful areas of this of suburbia, New Jersey. And each one of these places are like fucking like crazy ass looking mansions. To me, I'm with a ton of space in a backyard and a swimming pool in ground, swimming pools, car garage, and I'm getting a two bedroom, two and a half bath, two and a half bath. That hallway bathroom is important.

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Speaker 1: Yep, yep, yep, yep, beauty important, pedestal is it a thing?

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Speaker 2: So George, I was like, here, I am double. I'm doubting myself. Now I'm like, well, wait a second. If I'm spending all this and I can get that instead, don't I want that? No, you don't, And that's fine.

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Speaker 3: I am a suburban homeowner type and Skary is a city guy, apartment kind of guy, and that's totally fine.

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Speaker 1: But because of where he wants to live, with.

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Speaker 3: An amazing view of Manhattan and all the amenities in this beautiful building, I mean it's gorgeous.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but now I live in a shoe box compared to what I could have gotten out in a suburb.

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Speaker 1: Well that's well.

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Speaker 3: Listen, if you move to a rural area, if you move to the Midwest into a small town America, you could get a mansion for three hundred thousand, you know, I mean, it depends where you want to live. You want to live eight states away from Manhattan, you get a bigger house. You want to live an hour from Manhattan. You get a bigger house. You want to live fifteen minutes from Manhattan. You get a nice apartment, you want to live in Manhattan.

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Speaker 1: Forget it.

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Speaker 2: And I half the size of the place that I'm knowing, I would probably buy the place that I'm in now for that price in Manhattan, in Manhattan. But and it is, it's so true. It's it's it's a lifestyle thing. You know.

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Speaker 1: I'm never going to be a person who wants to, you know, cut the grass or.

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Speaker 2: Deal with the outsides of a house, or have any grass, or have any outside of a house.

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Speaker 1: Right, I don't want to want I like I like hotel living.

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Speaker 2: I like to know that my package got delivered this morning and it's been handled by a door person, you know.

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Speaker 3: And wait a minute, Wait, you're living in a place so expensive there's a guy who gets paid to handle your package.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't have to, you know, I give up trying to ask my own d you know, take care of it. No, I may I massage your penish?

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Speaker 1: What is that from Arthur? No, that's that's Shall I wash your dick? Shall Dudley more?

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Speaker 3: He asks Dudley Moore are said John Gielgood, shall I watch your dick, sir? The author Author becomes incredible, is incredibly wealthy in the movie, and he has is a butler, a man servant who does everything for him.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and that's one of the lines in the movie. A great movie.

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Speaker 3: By the way, remind me to remind me to talk about the movie Author because it came up in conversation. Yeah, a couple of days ago my friend Eric, and I want to tell you that story, but go on right, No, no.

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Speaker 2: So I don't want to go on and on, but you know, I just want to give you guys the details, and you know I'm just looking not all the details. Well, one of them has to do with this sofa that I'm selling, and it was teased on the last episode of Slice Time by somebody who participated and heard me talk about this ongoing saga on the Big show. This has become like a storyline every day where they check in with me and my my sofa sale.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so here's all I know.

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Speaker 3: Scary told me about two weeks ago that he was not going to be taking his hard as a rock designer.

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Speaker 2: Awful Couch it's not awful, and it's not a couch. But continue isn't it a couch. It's a sofa. There's a difference between a sofa and a couch. Okay, that's first of all. Okay, see this is like like you know, you gotta come correct here. This is a sofa, okay, And okay, now there's a big difference. And I showed them up today on the show, on the Big Show, and they couldn't believe it. They were astonished. But the truth of the matter is when you say the word couch, it's usually relegated to a cloth type, comfy, poofy thing that's usually found in the family room or the TV room and you allow the pets to walk all over and it may be stained and whatever the case.

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Speaker 1: And it's comfy, it's cozy.

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Speaker 2: It's Saturday Sunday afternoon watching sports in a movie or a bunch of your friends.

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Speaker 1: We're on the couch. Okay, Yeah, it's because you want to sit on it.

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Speaker 2: A sofa is more of a of an upper crusty thing. It's usually in a living room that's usually not made for sitting. Like you know, back in the day, there was like you know, you went to your grandma's house or in the suburbs, and they had like a family room, and then there was a living room, but no one lived in the living room. The living room was just there for just I guess, a special occasion. But nobody actually was allowed to sit in the living room. I think my aunts and uncles had like velvet ropes, so you couldn't even go near it. Don't walk off across the Oriental rug. I never understood that concept. By the way of having a living room that nobody a room that gets no use out of. But I feel that a sofa would be found in a living room. A sofa is a more structured, more expensive you know anyway.

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Speaker 3: You know, so I feel, Yeah, you have a boogie couch. You call it a sofa, but it is a sofa. There is a lot of differences. And by the way, we know the sofa King bid from Saturn Night Live, so there's a I get there's a lot of differences. But here's here's uh one paragraph I found to be very explanatory. Most sofas have firmer cushions and upright seating that promotes better posture correct while couches focus on plush cushions and deep seating, making them perfect for lounging or binge watching. Correct, So, if a sofa is a hard piece of ship upright bench, Scary basically has a Scary has a park bench in his living room.

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Speaker 2: That's what he's with a chase with a chase at the end. It's it's it's got it's one arm, kind of like a love seat for two. And then the third position is an L that wraps around with the chaise.

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Speaker 1: So the third person could like lay on the chaise and it's very nice, or you could.

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Speaker 2: Sit four people around it, you know, if you're gonna whatever, if you're not gonna lay on the ship.

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Speaker 3: But the chase, the thought of Scary's couch the L part. Imagine if you wanted to sit in the shape of an L with an upright back and your feet's sticking out like you were like you were up against a wall.

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Speaker 1: No, it's like it's kind of like it's got a built in ottoman. That's what a chaise is. It's a long, it's long. It's just not comfortable. You might as well sit against a wall with your feet out in an L formation.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So that's been the problem of this, and you know, talk to my girlfriend about it.

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Speaker 1: For years. I barely I've done it on the sofa. I bet no, nope, nope, because it's uncomfortable.

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Speaker 2: It's it's very uncomfortable. It is not It does not promote sexual activity.

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Speaker 1: I tell you that.

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Speaker 2: I will say that a lot of my friends have come through upright as your back toilet. Brian has slept on this couch. Told Darren people like a boy that Brian fell asleep on a toilet. It's not exactly uh the guy you want to get opinions on comfortable, bald Freak, Ronnie Gotta be Straight, and eight to name a few have all spent the night on this sofa now and all of which have come back with reviews that said your sofa sucks for sleeping, and it does. It's hard, it's firm, so and that made it, over the years, very unattractive for me to even to watch TV on. This is why I don't watch TV in my living room, Brody, is because the sofa itself was very uncomfortable. It was not very functional. And this is Robin has had this complaint over the years. Why don't you get rid of that thing?

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Speaker 1: Why don't you get rid of horrible It's how long you how long would you buy that couch? Eighteen years old? It's an older apartment, is eighteen nineteen years old.

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Speaker 3: So I remember the first six months you moved in there. I was there when you first moved in. Yeah, and I sat on that couch and what I say, Oh my god, this couch is uncomfortable. And you said it's got to break in. It'll be so I'd be fine over to the break in eighteen years anything broken.

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Speaker 1: In is my back. It's very firm.

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Speaker 2: But here's the problem, brody, And this is this is this is where the uh the slice of timer this is Yeah, it doesn't go. It's it's a chocolate espresso. It's a beautiful color. It's chocolate. That brown brown leather, Italian leather. Yeah, it might as well be made of brick. It was a splurge at the time. Okay, this this sofa cost me at the time. I bought it from Design within Reach, which is very high in furniture. And you know me, by the way, when they when they say it's in reach, it's not. It's it's the exact opposite. Yeah, exactly.

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Speaker 1: I never understood why they call it that because it's out of here. You went to pay less shoes, but all the shoes are more expensive. That's what it's.

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Speaker 2: So it's Italian leather, leather and whatever and and and at the time, eighteen years ago, I paid forty five dollars for this. It was a it was a big spend brody but no, keep in mind, let's roll back the time. Skary Jones in his brand new first apartment ever that I remember. I was always renting, and I was the first purchase I haven't made is this condo? And it was And I'm like, I want to spend. I want good furniture in here. I want quality shit.

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Speaker 3: And I think care furniture doesn't mean it should be comfortable.

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Speaker 1: All right, this is okay. You know this isn't your show living room. It's your only living room.

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Speaker 2: I know. So over the years it never got a whole lot of use. Very it was sat on very little. It's it looks brand new. I'll tell you that. You walk in here, you're like, wow, this, what is that like three years old? Because nobody ever using.

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Speaker 3: People come to your house and stand the whole time, as opposed to sitting on that count.

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Speaker 1: Here's the problem.

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Speaker 2: The Morning Show thinks that I should just like you know, throw it up on Facebook marketplace, get you four hundred dollars for it, and call it a day.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Speaker 2: This is a fucking sofa that cost me forty five hundred dollars and it is probably appreciated in value. If you were to buy this new to appreciated. Who would appreciate that couch? It's a park bench. If you were to buy this today, this same sofa, it's like subedi. No, it's about sixty seven hundred dollars seven thousand. Oh my god, you can buy a car for that much money. Because it's inflation, it's it's cost of materials. So it actually appreciated in value. But it depreciated because it's a sofa and it's been that on so nobody wants to pay crazy money. So I said, I'll be willing to part with it for like, listen, I listed it on some of these crazy fancy art deco sites you know, where people sell expensive shit where they expect to pay crazy money.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I told you because I gave you websites.

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Speaker 2: You gave me two or three yep. I listed it at about close to three thousand dollars. Now I know it's negotiable. I'm not, and they take us very available. Is it still available? Right?

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Speaker 1: Well, it's not that crowd, you see. That's what if I what what if I give you fifty dollars cash right now, right, I will tell you. The crowd that it's attracting is a different type of crowd. So they already know.

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Speaker 3: They say noxious, scary, posted it on obnoxious, the leadst face book.

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Speaker 2: The people that are that are looking at it and have it have it in their cart, in their shopping cart, that five people have it in their shopping cart.

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Speaker 1: They you know, they expect a higher end thing. It's a higher end person. It's not.

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Speaker 2: It's not the people who fucking ghost you on Facebook marketplace. Is it available? Is all the people that you talk about every week. It's not that crowd. It's not being sold. I'm not even putting it on Facebook marketplace for that reason, because if you're gonna tell me you're gonna give me one hundred dollars for this, you could go choke on a dick because there's no way I will sooner bring it to me. You choked on a dick, will sooner bring it to my new apartment and put it there, even though it just doesn't It just doesn't go with the core. And I don't know, I just feel like it's time for something new and more comfortable and more sensible. So, Brody, I'm actually trying to get rid of it so I can buy something more sensible, that's more comfortable. And I'm not gonna make the same mistake twice. And I'm certainly not gonna spend four thousand dollars on a fucking celphone. You know you're gonna buy a couch. I'm gonna buy a couch, Brody, Yes, but it's gonna be designer. It's gonna be something a little bit more. But my point now is, Chris, I'm stuck with this thing. I'm saddled with it, and I'm just stubborn. And everyone's like, you gotta come down in price.

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Speaker 1: What are you crazy? Yude? Are you crazy?

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Speaker 2: No one's buying an eighteen year old, so it hasn't been when you understand when you see it's especially like new, but you'll also understand it's quality leather. It's this is this is some good shit here. This isn't like a fabric whatever. So my point, well, I keep saying my point, my point. You already know who's who's buying it.

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know who's gonna buy it, but I gotta go. Like the people peddle it and reached out to the people that put it put it in their car.

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Speaker 2: I feel like I need to go to like like New Canaan, Connecticut, you know, like who wants it? You know, But I'll be listen, if you know, between you and I and the slices, I'll unload it for fifteen hundred if I get fifty. First of all, if I get two K for it, that would be like, oh that would be a score. I wouldn't expect it. But if I can get if I can move it for fifteen, I think I'm happy. But people are saying on the morning show that I'm crazy that then that someone said I'll give you a thousand. I don't know. So a guy did A guy A guy one of those sites reached out to me. The problem is the site itself takes fucking forty percent. So I'm not I'm not gonna that's that six hundred.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll tell you what though, two days before you're move and you're gonna take that six hundred, and then he's gonna say.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not you, and I'll give you less. No I'm not. I'm gonna bring it with me. Fuck it, don't know, and put it in the in the second bedroom, in the second bathrooms. No room for anyway, there's no room. You have no furniture for the second bedroom. Yet the second.

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Speaker 2: Bedroom is gonna be a bedroom furniture and my desk is not gonna.

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Speaker 1: Be a couch. Well, you can use that couch is so hard you can use it as a desk. Now, this is it's too big and bulky.

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Speaker 2: This is not. Also, this is like twenty year old. This is it does it just doesn't go. It doesn't go. It's not But anyway, I'm may be stuck with it.

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: But I'm too stubborn to come down at price. See this is where I need the power of Brody.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because your your problem is people are gonna low boil you. Of course they are, but it's in an insulting way.

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Speaker 1: But this is a niche sale slices. Back me up on this. If you're rich enough and boogie enough, I'm not rich, I'm not, but not you.

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Speaker 2: Not you.

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Speaker 3: If a person is boogy and rich enough to buy a couch for that many thousands of dollars, they're gonna go buy a new one.

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Speaker 1: That's modern and looks like twenty twenty six.

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Speaker 3: Your your couch looks like twenty fifteen, right, I guess, So why would why would somebody want to buy an old couch that people have been eating, sleeping, drinking, you know, toilet Brian fell asleep on it. Now, if you could say it was a celebrity slept on the couch, maybe you get a litt more money for it.

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Speaker 1: Who's the celebrity? Let me think about who's been in this apartment?

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Speaker 3: Well, no, you mentioned people who have I mean Elvis never slept on it. Otherwise, say Elvis slept, but he didn't be caught dead sleeping on that couch. Right, ball Freak Ronnie ball Freak has a couple albums out. He's a pseudo celebrity. All right, Oh that's harsh.

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Speaker 1: What's low? What's my price? Brody? What's my low? What does my walk away from it? Price. There's a guy in my building.

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Speaker 2: There's a guy in my building on my building link who actually texted me and says he wants to see it and what the price is. It is negotiable, and I told him what I listed it for on these other sites. But I said, but since you're a neighbor, and since you're in the in the apartment complex here, come up and take a look and let's negotiate.

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Speaker 3: Okay, here's what I would say to you. You're gonna get you have a thousand dollars offer where you're going to clear six hundred dollars?

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Speaker 1: Right? Yeah? Are they gonna Is this connected to Did they have to report it on your taxes?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know what. Let's not get into that manutia. I have no idea. Let's assume not.

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Speaker 3: It's just a okay, it's not talk less hey, one of your kids, But I don't. I don't talk to my kids that way. But listen, you ba about me all the time. Here's what I would say. If this guy offers you eight hundred, take it and run. Really, yeah, because you've only got a six offer?

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Speaker 1: And when are you moving? Scary two weeks a month a month. I want a g I won't be happy with it, though.

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Speaker 3: I feel like I've been ripped off, scared. You got eighteen years out of this couch. I mean you only sat on him for about three minutes. You had the couch in your room, in your living room for eighteen years. There's depreciation. There's the fact that it's a little bit out of style, although it's an attractive looking brick. I think I think if they got you know, what if the guy who offers you eight hundred tell him you'll get back to him in a week, and then use that week to promote send out links. Have you promoted the link at all on your social media or or on Twitter anywhere? No, you should post the link, you know you should do. Send me the link and I'll post it on like Short Hills, New Jersey Facebook page some of the more affluent groups that I'm part of. And then you'll take a cut. No, no cut, All right, no cut. That'll be my housewoman gift to you. I will I will place the link and and people in in bougier areas of New Jersey.

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Speaker 1: There we go, Now we're talking. There you go? All right, let's do this all right to be continued. Thank you, Brody, all right, yeah, of course, anything for my buddy and scary all right.

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Speaker 3: Uh, I have a new a new, a new, a new thing that's really irking me. And you'll tell me you know what I'm talking about. Have you called anyone lately that I believe has an as an iPhone thing now where it says leave your name and reason for calling and we'll see if the person is available.

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Speaker 1: That happened to me just today.

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Speaker 2: It's the most annoying friggin thing because it's like screening a phone call. It's hey, it's David.

00:21:56
Speaker 1: It's David.

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Speaker 3: I'm calling about whatever, and they go and then you hear like, you know, little music or whatever, and you're waiting and then it hangs up on you or they go, yeah, they're not available. Leave the rest of leave a message if you want. It's the most annoying thing they're seeing you.

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Speaker 2: Do you know the guy that I've been trying to get in touch with on behalf of the Brooklyn Boys has that in place? Oh?

00:22:18
Speaker 1: No, terrible, Yeah, I'm like, whoa, what are you doing? Broh?

00:22:22
Speaker 2: I like, how much do you hate people? And how much do you want to create enemies in your life that you're screening calls like this and then choose and then if you don't answer, then you're a real douche.

00:22:38
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly, Yeah, Like, oh, I know who it is now, I'm not answering.

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Speaker 3: First of all, if I'm not in your phone book, you know, then that's okay, you don't know who I am. But if I'm calling you, it's because I have a pretty good idea you should be answering.

00:22:54
Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 3: There's people like I play pickleball with They're like, oh, give me a call if I might be available, Like it was one day I wanted to play and out there were there's no availability. So there's a there's a listing, right, there's a there's a pickleball app that you can go and like people like, oh I can't make it Sunday, call me.

00:23:09
Speaker 1: So you call them like, hey, this is Ted and like the person you were calling is not answering, but leave.

00:23:15
Speaker 2: Your name, say your name and the reason for calling, yeah, and we'll see if they're available.

00:23:21
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, it's it's David from from.

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Speaker 3: Pickleball out blah blah, and they're like, oh, the person's not available, right, now like your son of a bitch pick up the phone. Plus, I think there's a setting from what I hear that you can even if like you leave a message, it goes right to your voicemail. You don't even hear it ring. So you're like auditioning and nobody's listening to you.

00:23:43
Speaker 1: That's terrible. Ah, come on, don't do that. Not nice, not nice. Don't like it. So don't like it? Uh, what else do you have in do you have any?

00:23:55
Speaker 2: I mean I have a call filter in place with me where where Verizon has gotten very aggressive lately, where it's not letting real calls from real people through and sus it's it's putting everything right to spam. Then I get voicemails and it's going right there.

00:24:13
Speaker 1: So I had.

00:24:16
Speaker 3: The billing department of the medical organization. I go to my doctor one of these conglomerates. It's like you know, New Jersey Health, and it's every doc.

00:24:27
Speaker 2: You go to. Yeah, So they've been trying to call me and and I have their number in my phone, but when they call, it's from another number, so it goes to spam yep, and I can't get the calls. It doesn't even ring it doesn't even ring. It doesn't even ring, and that in fact, it's it's so good that you it doesn't even tell you that. It flashes on your screen and it goes away. You actually have to go into the Verizon app and look at your call filter log to see the calls it filter. And I mean, you know, everyone was asking me, are you going on? You know you're gonna go on that zeppeltide, that g l P one. I'm like, yeah, I can't wait to get on it. Well orderarly Meds called me three, four, five, six times. It went right to the carey band filter.

00:25:18
Speaker 1: Scary, scary and what get the jingle ready? At the jingle ready?

00:25:23
Speaker 3: Why I'm lett you get away with it this one time the story get your finger on the jingle button?

00:25:29
Speaker 2: All I that? Well, I'm telling them this is this potential of the story. You could you could just say the company called you, but you're slipping it in.

00:25:37
Speaker 1: I hear what you do.

00:25:38
Speaker 2: I did not say loseweight now dot com lose we the jingle. This is out of control with you out of control. Well, fast forwards in patients as fast as you're gonna lose wait, fast forward. Yeah, that's why when people, look, what are you going to start? I'm like, well, if I could get through to them, Apparently I missed a whole bunch of these calls, so there's been a delay. But finally I had to go into I had to get a rep on the phone my person and they're like, yeah, we sometimes we get caught by the Verizon spam filter. So I literally went into the filter. I let it go and I said, I acknowledged it. It's a real number, and I put it that put their number in my phone. And therefore now the calls come through. So the process, the gate has been lifted, and I'll be well on my way. So probably sometime next week is when I'll be starting with the the true Zeppetize.

00:26:45
Speaker 1: Ah bye guy.

00:26:50
Speaker 3: Yeah, but let's continue on the phone angle. Now, Scary you bought a car and I gave you a little bit of crap for it. What color is the call?

00:26:57
Speaker 1: You bought? Brooklyn Gray? Right? And I said, they obviously knew you were coming. They're like, oh, this guy will buy anything, Brooklyn right, And they told you's Brooklyn Gray.

00:27:08
Speaker 3: And You're like, oh great. If this was like you Tah blue, you wouldn't have bought it. You wouldn't have bought it. You bought it because it was Brooklyn. So admitted that there was a little part of it you enjoyed. You enjoyed the Brooklyn aspect of it. Well, you know who else did the same thing? Is my boy Jason Smaller?

00:27:27
Speaker 1: You know him?

00:27:28
Speaker 2: Yes, yep, yep, same exact car, same exact color, and he lives in Brooklyn, and he bought it because it was Brooklyn Gray.

00:27:39
Speaker 1: Yep. All right.

00:27:41
Speaker 3: The reason I'm bringing this up over the over the past couple of months, I have played a lot of voicemails from companies to tell me that I'm just one step away from getting a loan. Hundreds of I get, hundreds a week of calls. I can't stop them if I if I if I call them back and I press three or nine to get off the list, does nothing. None of them give the company name, None of them tell you who they are. They're just calling from the approval department. And when you call, it says are you calling about your loan? Doesn't say the name of a company. It's trash. But I want you to hear this voicemail I got this week. I think they're on to me, scary.

00:28:24
Speaker 1: Here we go. It's gonna take a minute to play this. Hold on, you say, this is Brooklyn Ramirez following out from the loan processing team. Did you hear that? Say this is Brooklyn Ramirez following out from the loan.

00:28:35
Speaker 2: They're they're now trying to get me by naming the fake woman Brooklyn. Take out a law with them. So I think it's trendy because of like Brooklyn Beckham, you know, or Eln Beckham is like twenty years old at.

00:28:46
Speaker 1: This point, but a lot of Brooklyn. There are people with Brooklyn in their name.

00:28:50
Speaker 2: Now it's like cool, Well, Brooklyn Decker is a beautiful blue Decker. Well.

00:28:54
Speaker 3: My point is I've gotten one hundred of these calls with every fake name imaginable.

00:28:59
Speaker 2: But no, I think they're on to me. I think they know where I'm from. They somehow got me, and now Brooklyn Ramirez trying it. Which, by the way, I don't feel like that the word Ramirez would follow Brooklyn. I feel like, no, I do not that's the last word that would come out of someone's mouth after they say the word Brooklyn.

00:29:20
Speaker 1: I'm from Brooklyn, my name is Brooklyn. I mean Ramirez. It just doesn't listen. There's a there are Hispanic communities in in uh.

00:29:28
Speaker 2: I know, but would you would that with those people and that community named their child Brooklyn?

00:29:34
Speaker 1: No, well, I mean, I don't know.

00:29:38
Speaker 2: Seems very lily white and bougie. Yeah, it sounds like a white person's name.

00:29:45
Speaker 3: Well, I mean it probably should be more Italian, at least our part of Brooklyn. The lists in Brooklyn has four million people in it, right, so there's all kinds of communities.

00:29:54
Speaker 1: Who knows.

00:29:55
Speaker 2: My point is, I think they're targeting me now going oh, you know what, I'm gonna take out all a loan with these guys because Brooklyn called me Brooklyn.

00:30:02
Speaker 1: Yeah, the guy.

00:30:03
Speaker 2: It's subliminal, subliminal advertising, like you bought that called Brooklyn Brooklyn Brooklyn Gray. Now that now that's a name I would see on at a at a yacht club, Brooklyn Gray. This is my daughter, Brooklyn Gray.

00:30:18
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Gray, are you on the list? Oh? Yes, she's on the list. On the list.

00:30:24
Speaker 3: Hey, you know what, you know what, it's scary you should see if there's someone named Brooklyn Gray, they'd probably buy that fucking couch from you.

00:30:34
Speaker 1: Hi, Hi, my name is Brooklyn Gray. Couch. I would no, no, this is this is a chocolate brown couch.

00:30:45
Speaker 4: Following up from the loan processing team, the loan processing team, I don't need a loan.

00:30:51
Speaker 2: Do you think chocolate brown would buy this couch because that's what chocolate brown? Chocolate probably chocolate brown. That's a different part of Brooklyn from us. I feel like chocolate brown is a stripper.

00:31:03
Speaker 1: Chocolate brown is is that the black Charlie brown? Chocolate brown?

00:31:08
Speaker 2: This is chocolate Well they called I like the way that they name it chocolate. Some some places they will take their brown and they'll call it espresso. I would think your couch was espresso. That the words bougie.

00:31:22
Speaker 1: You know what?

00:31:23
Speaker 2: They should have called it Brooklyn brown. You would have bought two of them. Hey you know what, wait a second, would they?

00:31:31
Speaker 3: Why don't you relist the couch and find some bougie area like Short Hills brown, and then people like, oh, I'm from Short Hills I'll buy that couch is Short Hills brown. Then they'll tell all their friends, I bought this couch. It's Short Hills brown.

00:31:48
Speaker 2: But people have chocolate labs, right, a chocolate Labrador retriever Chocolate labs.

00:31:54
Speaker 1: Yes, but they wouldn't. But does that make you hungry hearing chocolate lab?

00:31:58
Speaker 2: Yes, but at all. So it was a word of like twenty years ago. You're naming it chocolate. The modern is espresso. So are they now Espresso lab? Thank you, Sabrina Carpenter.

00:32:09
Speaker 1: I have Espresso lab. I have an Espresso lab. No, they don't change. They don't update the name of dog.

00:32:14
Speaker 2: They don't update the colors. No, an espresso it's an Espresso lab. Oh.

00:32:19
Speaker 1: Look, I have a platinum Retriever. Ye, fancier than a golden Retriever. Yeah. No, the dog's name is a dog. They don't change it.

00:32:27
Speaker 2: No.

00:32:30
Speaker 3: Although although during World War Two I would imagine that German shepherds were probably like freedom shepherds.

00:32:39
Speaker 2: Yeah, poor German shepherds. I bet you they didn't. They didn't do well back then, did they. They were not a popular dog in America. Oh, they weren't Nazi shepherds. They were just German shepherds.

00:32:49
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. Let me see, let me see, let me let me ask Google. Hold on, did people like resent the Germans American Germans America during World War Two?

00:32:58
Speaker 2: Did American Germans get shot out pond here the Japanese did. The Japanese did? Okay uh uh no among the top breed selected for duty.

00:33:11
Speaker 1: Yeah.

00:33:11
Speaker 2: German shepherds were used by the military during World War Two and very popular, so there was no animosity.

00:33:17
Speaker 1: The US Army utilized them extensively as messengers, guard dogs, and mind detection. Oh that's not nice the more you know to podcast HM. So staying on the phone topic, did I tell you about the person who called asking for Nina?

00:33:40
Speaker 2: No?

00:33:41
Speaker 3: If I tell you that story, what do you have. I had a person called and said, called my home phone.

00:33:47
Speaker 1: Hi, is Nina there? I said, no, I'm sorry that there's no Nina here. Are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure there's no Nina here. I live here. There's no Nina. She gave me this number. Well, uh, I don't have to tell you, man, but there's no Nina here. Maybe you're died wrong. Uh click.

00:34:05
Speaker 3: Two minutes later, phone rings. Yeah Nina, No, no Nina? Yo, man, come I on, putting in on the phone. I said, there's no Nina here. Come man, putting Neina on the phone. Wow, it's Roger, I said, Roger. There's no Nina here. Telling Roger's here. Tell I'm sorry, I want to speak to Nina. Wow, I said, Roger, I'm telling you there's no there's no Nina here.

00:34:32
Speaker 1: I know who lives here. There's no Nina. He's like, I checked the number. I'm telling you, let me speak to you. Don't play these games with me?

00:34:41
Speaker 2: Wow?

00:34:41
Speaker 3: I said, Look, I don't know what kind of game you're playing. I said, I don't know if you'd like franking me whatever, I'm not listen, Bro told me bro Bro putting in on the phone. I said, if Nina was here, I would put it now. I was getting a little anoyed. I was gonna do the whole hold on, I'll get Nina. You're like, Hi, it's Nina, right, I'm I was like, listen, dude, there's no Nina here, No Nina.

00:35:03
Speaker 1: And nobody was punking you.

00:35:04
Speaker 3: You like, no, nobody knows my home number. I haven't used it really in like ten years. I use it for the fax machine. Really so fax machine. You got a fact we've got a working fax machine in your house.

00:35:19
Speaker 1: Well, it's you know it is. It's an all in one. It's a scanner.

00:35:21
Speaker 3: I use it for scanning and copying and printing or else as a fax machine. I thought no, because there are times when you have to fax things for medical like medical papers. You can't email. You can't email certain things, so you can fax them. Why don't they affect documents? Why do you have to fact the document? Because because email can get hacked, So like doctor's offices won't email your records teams.

00:35:48
Speaker 1: You should have a portal for you at this point. But I do have a portal. But anyway, I got this all in one, and I happen to have a fax machine. That's really what.

00:35:57
Speaker 3: Anyway, so Nina doesn't live here was really my point. So, Nina, have you ever gotten anybody call your phone and they don't believe that it's not your phone?

00:36:05
Speaker 2: Well, I don't answer if it's on, if it's one of those, if it's one of those calls that you know they're trying to bait me into something, I don't even answer them. If it's an unknown number, I don't answer. And when they text me, I certainly don't answer because I think it's a trap. We've had this conversation before. I don't know what exactly thereafter, but they definitely are trying to.

00:36:33
Speaker 1: Hook you for something. So I'd rather not answer.

00:36:37
Speaker 3: Well, I had I had a scambony uh Friday Friday last week before the storm. You want to play a scambony jingle?

00:36:48
Speaker 1: I was going to play Riders on the storm. But no, you weren't. Weren't, Thanks Tim Marrison. Okay, oh baby a bony. Who's trying to get over on you? David Brody? So I've had a shovel listed on Facebook for over two years. What you're selling a shovel? Yeah?

00:37:16
Speaker 3: Well I used to have a house, so I had four or five shovels the whole family. I had bought a I had bought a new shovel and I never used it. Okay, so when we sold the house, I had shovels.

00:37:29
Speaker 1: You don't, You don't. You don't have to shovel anymore.

00:37:32
Speaker 3: I don't have to shovel anymore. I have to shovel the part of the driveway sometimes.

00:37:37
Speaker 1: But the community here, the community.

00:37:39
Speaker 2: Where I am, Uh, they shovel the streets. They shovel your driveway for you. Yeah, they shovel the path next to you, like they shovel the driveway. There's a little walk path. They shovel that, shovel everything that's tremendous. Anyway you like to shovel bullshit daily?

00:37:58
Speaker 1: I do young.

00:37:59
Speaker 3: So nobody's been buying the shovel. Well, like people woul buy air conditioning after it's hot. A bunch of people were asking me for the shovel.

00:38:07
Speaker 2: Now with the storm coming, it's shovel season, brody shovel season, rapid season.

00:38:12
Speaker 1: So this guy says to me, can I get the shovel. I'll give you.

00:38:21
Speaker 3: Less than I was asking. I was asking, I think twenty. It's like a thirty two dollars shovel.

00:38:26
Speaker 1: I was asking twenty. I'll give you eleven.

00:38:30
Speaker 3: No, no, there's a storm coming me get a foot of snow, maybe eighteen up to eighteen inches, I'm asking. I'm asking twenty. I'll give it to you of eighteen. He says, I want to calm tomorrow. I said, well, I'm out tomorrow. I said, however, if you want to send me money, I said, you want a venmo, give me your venmo. I'll request the money you could pay me, and then I'll I'll leave it out on the on the you know, in front, you can come get it.

00:39:03
Speaker 1: Great.

00:39:03
Speaker 3: What's your address, I said, send me your Venmo and once you use, you arrange the money. I'll sell you my address. Just send me your Venmo. Once I see the Venmo is your name. Yeah, I won't ask.

00:39:18
Speaker 1: You don't have to pay me.

00:39:19
Speaker 3: But once I verify that you have a venmo account, I'll tell you where the shovel is going to be. Okay, great, what's your address? So I said, no, no, he goes where you live. No, I'm not telling you where I live.

00:39:34
Speaker 1: Say so. Then he says to me, he says, I'll tell you why he goes. I don't use Venmo, I use Zell. Can you use zel No Zell?

00:39:43
Speaker 3: No, because Zell's attached your bank account. If somebody hacks your Zell or they know your address and your name, you can you can hack Zell. I've heard you don't want people to have your name and address and your bank account your Zell. Again, I don't know how, but but Venmo it's there's not as much access to money in my Venmo. So I said, all right, I'll do Zell because I have a backup Zell that doesn't have any a lot of money in it. So I said, all right, send me your Zell. I'll request the money from you. And then I'll tell you what to pick up the pro He's okay, yeah, not a problem. What's your address? So this one, I said, you know what, if you don't give me the zel, this is done.

00:40:27
Speaker 1: We're done.

00:40:28
Speaker 3: He goes, no, no, no, no, it's no problem. It's no problem at all. Yeah, I said, you can send me the zel. Yeah, what's your address? So this went on for a while. I was like, fuck it, fuck it, because the guy just wants to know where I live so he can get my zeal and where I live. If you're a normal person, you respond to the questions, right, you say, here's my zell or I'll sell you the money.

00:40:52
Speaker 2: Right.

00:40:53
Speaker 3: You can see you can see on Facebook, I have a profile. I'm established. I have a Facebook profiles since two thousand and nine, I think eight. You can see I have a lot of friends. You can see that I've sold a lot of things. I'm legit.

00:41:06
Speaker 1: This guy scary. How many friends he had? How about four? Three?

00:41:11
Speaker 2: Forget it? That guy's fake. That's a new account. They just created that just to scam people. No way, not a Scamboni.

00:41:17
Speaker 3: Scamboni. So like, I'm not dealing with you, no, So that's it. So I didn't sell the shovel. My point is you can't trust anybody, No, you can't. Scumbags.

00:41:27
Speaker 1: Scumbags, all right, Scary.

00:41:29
Speaker 3: I heard this on the sports radio station here in New York, and I'm gonna see if you could figure it out. Slices, you can play along, and I'll give you some clues if you don't have them, But keep in mind the clues. Sports people should know this.

00:41:46
Speaker 1: Okay.

00:41:47
Speaker 2: The Denver Broncos, who play in Denver, of course, had a number written on their helmet.

00:41:56
Speaker 3: Okay, don't guess till I finish. Fifty to eighty was written on the helmet. So one of the hosts says to the other two guys, what do you think that meant? Fifty to eighty? Now they start guessing the numbers of two famous players on the team. No, a year they won the Super Bowl. No, and they're guessing all kinds of things. Why is there number fifty two eighty on the Denver Broncos helmet? Does fifty to eighty mean anything to you, Scary?

00:42:29
Speaker 1: Yes, that's the thing that that's.

00:42:33
Speaker 2: So you could it's a very unique thing that now, it's a very unique thing that you'll never get well, I got it. I knew exactly five to eighty was the day that Robin was born. My girlfriend was born on May secon. Yes, that's her way, that's her birthday.

00:42:51
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, I don't think that she'd want you telling everybody how old she is.

00:42:54
Speaker 2: But okay, and not only that, my guess my mind goes to, was that at the day that they were in stated as a team on five to eighty on.

00:43:05
Speaker 1: Her birthday, which is Denver Broncos, the Denver bron around since the sixties. Okay, So then that's all right, So that's out.

00:43:13
Speaker 3: So I'm gonna give you a little bit, a little bit of background information that may help you. Okay, when you think of Denver, Oh, I know, I already know, I already know you got okay, okaykay, okay, before before you say it, I know Denver Broncos used to play in a stadium yep called.

00:43:32
Speaker 2: My High Stadium Denver Broncos. And Denver is a elevated city. It's a high above very elevated. Yes, right, so they so is a mile equal to five tho hundred and eighty feet?

00:43:47
Speaker 1: Is that you asking me that? Or as an adult, should you know that I'm guessing.

00:43:54
Speaker 2: That is a tip of the cap to where they used to play Mile High Stadium, and one mile equals five thousand, two hundred eighty feet.

00:44:01
Speaker 1: It's a tip of the cap to the fact that Denver is the mile High city. That's what it's called.

00:44:05
Speaker 3: Okay, So then there you go. So then that my point is it didn't ring a bell the people look slices. If you didn't remember fifty two eighty was how many feet in a mile? You probably that's one of those you probably should know.

00:44:19
Speaker 2: It's okay, I'm gonna go with this one near I'm gonna I'm here number I'm gonna say this.

00:44:24
Speaker 1: I'm not done yet. You say, all right, I'm gonna go.

00:44:27
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say that most slices did not know that there are five thousand, two hundred and eighty feet in a mile, And of course the ones that knew that are gonna leave talk backs and they're gonna be like, oh you kidding me.

00:44:39
Speaker 1: Scary of course.

00:44:41
Speaker 2: But but I'm telling you, I'm telling you that's not that's not like top of the top of mind. It's not like tip of.

00:44:48
Speaker 1: Your okay, you know of your fingers. It's it's like great knowledge. It's not what I'm on. That's not why I'm shocked. I'm a little shocked.

00:44:56
Speaker 2: I didn't know fifty two eighty was feet in a mile because when you hear fifty, in my mind, the first thing I think of is feet in the mile.

00:45:03
Speaker 1: But that's not why I'm shocked.

00:45:05
Speaker 3: I'm shocked because Denver is the mile high city and they used to play in my high stadium. Well, every game you watched in Denver, they're like, you know, the altitude is probably an advantage for the home team, because you know, the Colorado Rockies the baseball's fly in Colorado because it's the air.

00:45:25
Speaker 2: Is very fact that three announcers didn't make the connection and didn't see the number and make that leads me to believe more people than not have no fucking clue that fifty two eighty is is feet in a mile.

00:45:40
Speaker 1: Otherwise they would have said it.

00:45:41
Speaker 2: It's it's not common knowledge, and yeah, maybe we should have learned it in second grade, but.

00:45:46
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it's common knowledge. It doesn't mean people didn't forget. Don't think about it. It's common knowledge. If it was so apparent to me, it would have jumped right out. And by the way, is it expressed five hundred and eighty with the comma or it just is five to eight? Oh, okay, so that's also what that's a little confusing, But anyway.

00:46:06
Speaker 1: Scary if I said two twelve to you, what do you think of? Twelve? Yeah, that is the the degrees fahrenheit that water boils. That's correct. It's also the New York area code two and two.

00:46:18
Speaker 2: But yeah, you think of it's an odd number that doesn't represent a lot of different things. So you're like, oh, two hundred and twelve, that's the temperature water boils fahrenheit. So for me, fifty to eighty is like, oh how many feet in a mile?

00:46:33
Speaker 1: Okay, my point.

00:46:33
Speaker 3: Where as sportscasts, I was surprised they did not know.

00:46:37
Speaker 2: Something more interesting to me is the going to the Super Bowl is Seattle Seahawks quarterbacks. I Sam Darnold obviously got his start with the Jets back in the day, and they did a little research on him, and I had no idea that his grandfather's name was Dick Hammer and he was the Marlborough Man. Did you know, David Brody that the famous Marlborough Man of all those country Western Marlboro cigarette commercials with the guy with the cowboy with the hat and the mustache. The Marlboro Man is the grandfather of Sam Darnold, and his name was dick Hammer. He was also on a TV show. He was an actor on a TV show called Emergency, and he was a famous actor in the seventies.

00:47:35
Speaker 1: And a minute.

00:47:36
Speaker 3: The Emergency starred Randolph Mantooth. But no, and I'm looking at this, several men portrayed the Marlboro Man, the most famous Darryl Winfield.

00:47:45
Speaker 2: But dick Hammer was also one of them. Hold on, yes, was dick Hammer the Marlboro Man? The answer is yes, of course, Brody.

00:47:54
Speaker 1: Why are you many actors? He was one of the many actors? Yeah right, ye, yep. What about And is dick Hammer the name of Sam Donald's grandfather? Yes? Yes? And was he on the TV show Emergency? Yes? No, I don't think he was. Was dick Hammer on the show Emergency? He was a firefighter he was on there. So there we have it.

00:48:18
Speaker 2: I think it's just kind of cute, but well, it's even funnier and more playful. Is his name is dick Hammer?

00:48:25
Speaker 1: Okay? It sounds like human people doing porn more than he would be.

00:48:29
Speaker 3: The marble Man dick Hammer was a real life firefighter who played the role of Captain dick Hammer in the first season only of the show Emergency. Alright, so he wasn't one of the stars, but he was on the first season. I'll give you that, all right. Well, then he has the grandfather of Sam Donald, now Sam Donald. So Sam Donald was one of five quarterbacks taken in the first round. What year was Sam Donald drafted? I think eighteen, right, there were five quarterbacks taken.

00:49:00
Speaker 1: He was a quarterback. No, he wasn't twenty eighteen, wasn't the pandemic. But he was played during the pandemic. Oh, yes, everybody, it was New York Jets during the pandemic. Yeah. So here's the thing.

00:49:12
Speaker 3: You were five quarterbacks taken. Baker Mayfield went number one, Sam Donald went number three. Sam Rosen got picked. Sam Rosen was out of football after a year. Josh Allen one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time at this point, MVP Josh Allen and then Lamar Jackson another two time MVP, and many Jet fans were like, oh, we could have had Josh Allen or Lamar Jackson Baker Mayfield. All of those quarterbacks, Sam Donald's the first one to go to the supers. I was about to say, none of them have gone to the super Bowl. They've won MVPs. Yeah, they've been They've been considered better than him for a long time. He had a very slow start to his career, so kudos to him. But also scary who is who do we know? Who is in in in house team stadium entertainment for the Seattle Seahawks. And we talked about this on The Big Show.

00:50:12
Speaker 2: Carla Marie's thriving because she had a banner year and she is the on camera, in on field announcer for the Seahawks in the stadium, and we're trying to rally to get her to go to the super Bowl because she doesn't make the cut.

00:50:29
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, only certain people do.

00:50:32
Speaker 2: But I really hope she gets gets to Santa Clara because for Super Bowl sixty, because she certainly deserves it.

00:50:39
Speaker 1: All right, we gotta take a break, all right, good, right back? And then I got something for you. She is going by the way, Rody, I'm sorry, before the commercial you said what oh?

00:50:50
Speaker 3: I said, Carla Marie may be going to the Super Bowl. But not she'll be outside as part of the like the festivities the village.

00:50:58
Speaker 1: So I'm hoping, you know, you gotta go inside the arena.

00:51:06
Speaker 3: What Carla Marie explained to me was, and I know this to be true, the NFL takes over the Super Bowl.

00:51:12
Speaker 1: Yes, they do. The teams. The teams have no nothing.

00:51:15
Speaker 3: So unless the NFL wants to bring the in house entertainment from the Patriots and the Seahawks.

00:51:23
Speaker 1: That's you know, the mascots they get to go. But anyway, now, I don't.

00:51:28
Speaker 3: Know if you remember this, but twenty fifteen, the Patriots and the Seahawks played in the Super Bowl and the Seahawks had won the Super Bowl the year before, so they were going for a repeat. They were only down a few points. They were on the one yard line. I remember this, Marshawn Lynch. I think they were on a one yard line. It doesn't matter. They were close to the end zone.

00:51:51
Speaker 1: I'll never forget this.

00:51:52
Speaker 3: And typical Seattle Seahawks Marshawn Lynch would be.

00:51:58
Speaker 1: The I got a marsh one were talking.

00:52:00
Speaker 2: But okay, well, because because you're gonna hear it all the time, they're gonna keep referencing this for the next two weeks. Marshawn Lynch is the guy you hand the ball to. He's a beast. They called it beast mode because he would get on course and he was the guy that would run it in, run it in, win the game. And on second down, the Seattle Seahawks decided to throw the ball, which you wouldn't normally do when you have a guy like Marshawn Lynch on second down. Right, the Patriots under Bill Belichick, who by the way, was not nominated for the Hall of Fame.

00:52:34
Speaker 1: He was snubbed.

00:52:37
Speaker 3: One of the greatest coaches of all time is being punished for Flake, for deflate Gate and spygate, go google let and uh.

00:52:46
Speaker 2: They were prepared for this play. They knew exactly where the ball was going to go. They told the cornerback the defensive player, if they do this, this is where the play is going to go to. They threw the ball to the exact spot. The Patriots were prepared. They knew the play.

00:53:03
Speaker 3: The guy jumped in front of the pass, intercepted the ball, and the Patriots won another Super Bowl.

00:53:09
Speaker 1: You're gonna see this play. They're gonna talk about.

00:53:11
Speaker 2: It for the next two weeks because it's a rematch of the twenty fifteen Super.

00:53:16
Speaker 3: Bowl yep, and one of the most embarrassing chokes in the history of the of sports.

00:53:21
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember that, so yeah, so you're gonna hear that a lot. Now.

00:53:24
Speaker 3: Speaking of Marshawn Lynch, we talked about Bette. You know, if you haven't seen Marshawn Lynch, he's a big, burly guy with like.

00:53:34
Speaker 1: Metal metal braces and and you know, gold or silver on his teeth.

00:53:40
Speaker 3: If you saw him, would you would you look at Marshawn Lynch, Uh, this football player?

00:53:46
Speaker 1: You'd think like, this guy's a tough guy, a sweaty guy. He works out. You wouldn't think of him as as a beast mode. He's a beast. You think of him as a big, hairy.

00:54:02
Speaker 2: Beastie guy. Well, Dove Men Care Scary has a new product out not a sponsor, not a sponsor. It's a limited edition body and face wash with a picture of Marshawn Lynch on it, called beast Mode. I don't know if I want to smell like Marshawn Lynch. Oh, come on, I mean is that is that?

00:54:30
Speaker 1: Does that? Does that motivate people to buy a lot of people.

00:54:34
Speaker 3: Yes, Are you looking at it as if like, well, if this big smell I'm not saying he's smelly, but big sweaty athlete. If he if this makes him smell good, it's probably gonna be okay for me, Like, it's definitely gonna make.

00:54:47
Speaker 1: Me smell good. Is this guy probably after a football game stinks?

00:54:50
Speaker 2: Or do you look at it and go like, would you buy a Brad Pitt body wash or a Marshall side?

00:54:56
Speaker 1: I would actually, Oh, I see what you're saying.

00:55:00
Speaker 2: Would you buy I would Jacob Lordie like a young hot actor body wash? Harry Styles body wash? Would you buy like Jack black Jack?

00:55:14
Speaker 1: Right? What are you buying?

00:55:15
Speaker 3: Because Marshawn Lynch is a listen, not a bad looking guy, but he's not the guy looking at you.

00:55:22
Speaker 1: I want to smell like him?

00:55:24
Speaker 2: Right? Well? Two?

00:55:26
Speaker 1: Right, listen, we all doesn't ask for every share. Right.

00:55:28
Speaker 2: That means people are gonna buy it no matter what. If you're a fan, yeah, I can totally see where you're coming from. But a little odd for me now in terms of attractive and unattractive. If I said if I said you were mogging, you know what that means mogging. If I said I was mogging you, Jen Alpha, No, what's mogging? It means you're out shining or dominating someone. So if I'm mogging you, that means like I'm making I'm like the better looking, I'm looking good.

00:56:06
Speaker 1: I'm making you look bad. I'm mogging you. I'm chopped. Yeah, you're chopped.

00:56:13
Speaker 2: You're chopped. Get chopped. I got another one for him. They've combined phrases. Now chopped means you're ugly. But now there's something called a choppel ganger.

00:56:25
Speaker 1: A chopple ganger. What's that? Yeah? It means you look like a good looking, famous person, but you're the ugly version of that person. Did you, guys, didn't you try and compare me to Tom Cruise?

00:56:37
Speaker 2: Like that? The ugly version of Tom Cruise years ago? You gave a freaking picture to the market.

00:56:43
Speaker 1: Yeah you know.

00:56:43
Speaker 3: I said you were a swimmer. I said you were David Swimmer. All right, I don't think you look like Tom Cruise at all. Do you think you can like Tom Cruise?

00:56:53
Speaker 1: No, certainly not. But anyway, No, you look like you got the swimmer, all right, swim not wrong with looking like swimmer?

00:56:58
Speaker 2: All right? I have a couple of things. Did we we We had just come back from a break, right, was that? What's going on there? I just realized this. I hit hit the button, right and then do you just continued on on the football tip. Yeah, we haven't gone to break yet. I don't think you sure about that? Sure about that? You're sure about that? No, we were talking about.

00:57:17
Speaker 1: Marie and oh no, then we came back. No, we we were on the other side of the break. Oh yeah, yeah, I started the break, were talking about them.

00:57:23
Speaker 2: Well, I got something for you, and then I got something that's gonna totally You're gonna vomit in your mouth because Ganz, even the Big Show is having a field day with this. Uh, but anyway, we're gonna But speaking of Gandhi, two years ago, on my birthday, she sent me a gift card for Swimply.

00:57:48
Speaker 1: Swimply.

00:57:49
Speaker 2: Swimply is a an app, as you may or may not know, We might have talked about it on this podcast. Not a sponsor, by the way, not a sponsoring, a sponsor, uh, where you can actually at someone's pool by the hour and they it's like the Airbnb. It's an Airbnb site but for pools. Yeah, and rooms, rental rooms, yep. So I figured, you know what, this is the year I'm going to use this credit two hundred and fifty dollars gift card, very generous.

00:58:19
Speaker 1: I go into my simply my Swimply account. It's a credits zero. I'm like, what, what what what?

00:58:27
Speaker 2: So I get I get a customer service person on and I'm going back and forth with them, and I'm like, look, I got this two years ago my birthday.

00:58:36
Speaker 1: And I said does it expire?

00:58:38
Speaker 2: Because I was ready to let him have it, and they're like, no, these credits never expire, but we have here that you redeemed it.

00:58:47
Speaker 1: And I'm like, what, yeah, you redeemed you redeemed it on.

00:58:51
Speaker 2: This day, he says we but for protection purposes, we can't tell you the address of the person.

00:58:58
Speaker 1: But you redeemed it in the state of Florida. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. I didn't know you didn't. No, I didn't.

00:59:09
Speaker 2: So she says, send me the the gift card, send me the original email if you have it. Now you know me, I'm an email hoarder. So I went right back and I found it from two years ago. I sent her the email. As it turns out, someone fucking hacked into my account, stole my Swimply credit, booked a fucking pool for themselves, and had themselves a goddamn party. So she reinstated it. But I just thought it's kind of funny that was stealing Swimply credit. Well some dude who got went swimming for free and somebody somewhat right, But now I'm thinking of the backstory here, Someone's like, I got this guy's fucking credit here, I'm gonna spend it on this fucking pool. They showed up, as me, they showed up because all you have to do is show. I guess you showed the app whatever.

01:00:01
Speaker 1: What if this person robbed the house or broke something, I feel like I would have heard about that from now now. Right what I'm saying, you would have gotten blamed for it.

01:00:08
Speaker 2: Well, apparently, somewhere about eight months to a year ago, someone redeemed my Swimply credit and used it at someone's pool. I just think it's very funny. I don't know who or what. I hope a good time was had, but I got my credit back, damn it. And so so what did what did you say?

01:00:29
Speaker 1: Was gonna make me sick though from Gandhi.

01:00:33
Speaker 2: So Gandhi has been playing with the Groc Imagine app. She did a three day free trial of it. I don't know if you know what this grock. Groc obviously tied to X the platform.

01:00:46
Speaker 1: It's it's the AI.

01:00:47
Speaker 2: It's there, it's their AI. It's it's it's X's AI chatbot. But Imagine is the next level of Groc where you literally could tell it to do anything, and it is so life like and real and makes still pictures come to life. Brody, I'm just gonna show you something. And I read I read something on a Facebook page and what she's doing with it, she's using her three days. Okay, I saw that she's using it to have people kiss each other. Well maybe maybe not, but Brody, what did she What.

01:01:23
Speaker 1: Did she show you? Because apparently that's what she said, has to show you. This is what she did.

01:01:27
Speaker 2: She took a still picture of a handsome picture, mind you, of you and I at Carla Marine Anthony's wedding.

01:01:38
Speaker 1: Okay, here we are with the black suits. Yeah, isn't that great? Okay, that's a great picture. Yeah, that's great, dude. If she made us kiss on. No, no, I'm gonna kill her. Get her on the phone. Get on the phone right now. Get on the phone. No, no, no, get on the phone right now. All right now, hold on on the phone. No, hold on, hold on. Oh I hope we don't have this problem again. It never got fixed. Hell else, Gandhi Gandhi on the show. You hear me, I hear you.

01:02:36
Speaker 4: I saw you post something on Facebook about how you're using your technology and your AI having people kiss.

01:02:46
Speaker 1: But god damn you no anything.

01:02:58
Speaker 2: So I don't know at this moment in time. What do you know.

01:03:03
Speaker 1: I saw the video and I want to vomit. I let me just tell you here. He asked for that. He specifically requested Brodie a meat kiss. I said, no problem, goes your idea. It was not. This is the guy who back and now he wants that picture videos him. She can't hear me? By the way, video those isn't it so convincing?

01:03:53
Speaker 4: The technology before?

01:03:54
Speaker 2: I know?

01:03:56
Speaker 1: But that's horrible.

01:03:59
Speaker 4: Posting.

01:04:06
Speaker 1: I already tweeted it.

01:04:07
Speaker 2: You did not.

01:04:09
Speaker 1: Everybody the world has seen. It is the most horrifying thing I've ever seen. No one's gonna post it. No, I don't think we're gonna No, you are right there, Brody. She can't hear me. By the way, there's a there's a phone. The photo is obviously you can't. Oh yeah, I can't hear Scary. Oh I can only hear you. It doesn't matter.

01:04:39
Speaker 4: It's ridiculous.

01:04:40
Speaker 1: Yeah, And he can't connect the phone. It's not working right now.

01:04:47
Speaker 4: But and the beauty is you can say whatever you want about Scary and whatever he says back, you can't hear him.

01:04:56
Speaker 1: All I know is that Scary requested it. I don't know what he's saying. I'm other side, but you specifically asked for a video of the two of you kissing.

01:05:05
Speaker 4: Problem.

01:05:06
Speaker 1: Would I have probably done it anyway? Yeah, probably weren't done it anyway.

01:05:09
Speaker 4: But she's got a three day trial of the Advanced Rock and you can do anything with that.

01:05:17
Speaker 1: And I said, I know.

01:05:18
Speaker 2: I saw on Facebook she said she's addicted to it and she's making people kiss.

01:05:23
Speaker 3: So then I was like, I wonder who she's making people? Can't wonder, like, is she I assumed you were kissing Jason Momoa. That's the first thing that popped into my head was that, oh, gond, he's gonna kissing Jason Momoa in a video So.

01:05:34
Speaker 1: Scary, says, Oh, I've got something to show you. It's going to make you want to vomit.

01:05:39
Speaker 4: He says, He says, oh, gone, he's been playing around with brock Ai.

01:05:43
Speaker 3: And then it dawned on me, what what when I saw you post and what he was saying, like who would be kissing that would make me vomit? And I realized it was us.

01:05:58
Speaker 1: Good you guys look like you're in love.

01:06:03
Speaker 2: Not after this it's so should we show the slices what we're talking about? No?

01:06:08
Speaker 1: No, why not?

01:06:10
Speaker 2: No?

01:06:11
Speaker 1: They can you know what, they can imagine it. It's kind of funny.

01:06:13
Speaker 3: I posted the picture of us at Carlin Marie's wedding in the black suits. They already know the picture.

01:06:18
Speaker 1: Just imagine us turning our heads. And no, don't even imagine. Don't imagine. I can't not see it. They don't have they don't have to imagine it.

01:06:34
Speaker 2: I can post it, you know, you know.

01:06:37
Speaker 1: No, won't you. I do a lot of nice things for you. Don't you do that to me? Slice.

01:06:44
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry for the technical difficulties on this phone line. There's a terrible tide for the phones to not connect.

01:06:49
Speaker 1: But I had a.

01:06:52
Speaker 3: Talking Sorry who has seen that besides Siren?

01:06:58
Speaker 1: Hey, I tweeted it too, whatever you call it posted. No you no, you didn't. Don't you dare You're right there, Brody, No, you know what? Do it with Steward Scary innate man, they're both on the show. Do that.

01:07:19
Speaker 4: I will do that.

01:07:21
Speaker 3: God, yeah, that's much much better. Nobody wants to see anyone kissing me. No one wants to anyone kissing Scary kissing.

01:07:29
Speaker 1: Made it even more funny. Two ten, you know you're there, like and then you have like a on your retinas.

01:07:43
Speaker 3: And shadow outline. That's what's all guys, right now. I was almost in slow motion. I saw the picture and I went, oh my god, no, Oh my god no. And when as soon as my head turned in the picture, like I I got queasy and my eyes hurt and I don't know I'll ever recover from this.

01:08:07
Speaker 2: You would have had to kiss anyone else on the show, anyone, Scotty, Elvis, Josh.

01:08:18
Speaker 1: No one requested it for him.

01:08:23
Speaker 2: I just wanted to get a reaction because I knew we were doing the pod tonight and I'm like, I said, this is gonna be hilarious.

01:08:31
Speaker 1: Yet all right, thank you, gandhi just you can't hear me, Okay, goodbye, all right, we're gotta take a break.

01:08:48
Speaker 2: Boys podcast.

01:08:49
Speaker 1: We will be right back.

01:08:51
Speaker 2: I mean, how can you top that? I mean, well, you know she could do that too, you know, I wanted to talk about And now I'm like, I don't know if wow, Brodie, you're all sweating and you're making you feel uncomfortable here.

01:09:08
Speaker 1: I can't see that. You neither can I. But it's fake.

01:09:12
Speaker 2: I mean, if it happened in rest, if it happened in real life, then I'd be like, all right, maybe you know, we've got some soul searching and no, no, But it's a.

01:09:22
Speaker 3: Visual videos where people are on the set of TV shows and it looks like they're in the movies. They're taking selfies with the cast of Friends, the cast of Segin Felt. That's fine, that's a good use of technology. By the way, I can't, I can't.

01:09:38
Speaker 1: I got to move on. I can't slices.

01:09:41
Speaker 2: It's just wrong. It's wrong, of course it is. But Brody, have a sense of humor. I mean, listen, are you not comfortable with your own sexuality? Because I am very comfortable cares then, and that's why I had her to do it. To get a kissing a man, that's a problem. It's kissing you, that's a problem. To get a rise out of you, that's all. And I do think that we should show to the slices, put it on our.

01:10:01
Speaker 1: Story or something.

01:10:02
Speaker 3: No, listen, anyone who has any app that allows you to do that can do whatever they want.

01:10:07
Speaker 1: We don't need to help them. I look, there's a new thing.

01:10:10
Speaker 2: No. I don't know if I talked about this a couple of weeks ago, but anytime there's an AI video now, people are making the same comment.

01:10:18
Speaker 1: This is this must be the best use of AI ever. This is the best use of every Instagram video.

01:10:24
Speaker 3: And the other one is when like, let's say you show a video of a famous person doing something stupid or embarrassing, right, they'll go, no, show me the AI version, like to imply like it's real. Right, it's old, the joke is already old. AI isn't this old? The joke is old? But yeah, you can make people kiss uh, the celebrities and whatever. I wanted to give a shout out to Elizabeth Nebele. She's on Instagram and She sent me this post that she saw on Facebook. Somebody asks in the town page, it is the post office on Airport Rose closed?

01:11:02
Speaker 1: Sorry?

01:11:03
Speaker 3: Is the post office on Airport Road closed still or has it reopened? Somebody wrote there's a post office in the w C Borough.

01:11:16
Speaker 1: And the w Okay. So Elizabeth wrote that wasn't the question exactly out there?

01:11:25
Speaker 3: Yep, she said, she wrote me. She said, I thought you'd be so proud. She said that David Brody and me spoke out Slice five that somebody asked if the post office on Airport Road is closed or has it reopened, which, by the way, is redundant because if it's if it's closed still or it reopened, is the same thing. And this person wrote there's a post office in the w C Borough Whatever that means.

01:11:48
Speaker 1: Nobody asked you that. They asked you if that post office is open? Right?

01:11:52
Speaker 2: These are directment pointed questions. But this is the problem with sis of society in general and every comment section. They don't you don't give you straight answer, you know, unless you you know. There are some threads, like techie threads that are very helpful. I feel like Reddit is a respectful universe where you ask a question and you get an answer yes, it is not really very A lot of arguments there in.

01:12:17
Speaker 1: The well reddit is a question an answer page basically.

01:12:20
Speaker 2: Right and or if I have a problem with like pro tools, like for instance, why can't I get Gandhi on the phone anymore?

01:12:28
Speaker 1: Why can't you hear me?

01:12:29
Speaker 2: I feel like if I go to a techie thread for the road caster, the people in those forums are very helpful and very thorough, and they will answer the questions. When you're talking about you talk about Joe Public. Joe Public don't know shit. They get the IQ of a fucking cucumber, and so that's what you get in the comments section of these pages.

01:12:59
Speaker 3: Yeah, hey, speaking of people who don't know shit and the Internet ruining of the world. Variety wrote an article last week according to Matt Damon, who has a new movie out, The Rip with Ben Affleck. Matt Damon says Netflix wants movies from now on, and keep in mind Netflix just bought Warner Brothers, so they're gonna have a big say in movies. Netflix wants movies to restate the plot three or four times in the dialogue to account for viewers being on their phones.

01:13:36
Speaker 1: I believe that. I agree. I agree. So because people don't.

01:13:41
Speaker 3: Pay attention, they want in the script the actors to go, yeah, can you believe it? We're still looking for the blue gem that was stolen from the grocery store.

01:13:49
Speaker 2: Yeah, as a reminder to reset it. Of course, I think that's smart. I think I think that's a smart thing. And I think you just have to adapt to society and the genera. These generations that are watching films Jen Alpha, they've got no.

01:14:07
Speaker 1: Attention span. Forget it. They're always doing five things at a time. Are we talking about exactly? So slices?

01:14:16
Speaker 3: Do you want the plot of a movie repeated three or four times in case you zoned out on your phone and you forgot what was going on?

01:14:24
Speaker 1: Or would that be annoying? Deal? So for me, I think that's it would be annoying.

01:14:30
Speaker 2: Of course, I know that everyone everyone's gonna be on the opposite side of this one. But I'm willing to adapt with you know, admittedly, changing times.

01:14:40
Speaker 1: That's it.

01:14:41
Speaker 2: You know, we our generation as we fade into existence, fade into darkness, I guess they say, and new generations are you know, coming up, they're they're unfortunately the ones that are gonna be watching these films and they're gonna be the ones zoning out doom scrolling while they're watching.

01:15:02
Speaker 1: So we can't help that. I mean, is it raw? Right? No, but you know we have to. I think we should adapt. I think it's a good call. Matt Demon. Well it's Netflix. Yeah, that's Netflix, Matt Demon. Right, Okay, all right, that's what you else.

01:15:19
Speaker 2: We have to clean up here before we get out of here, because enough damage. Uh, let me see if I having a little nother. Oh we were talking about dogs earlier, and I'll leave you guys on this. Would this annoy you or you one of these people that speaks this way? I met the vet with my dogs last week and there's there's bench seats in the waiting room and the bench seats have like dog patterns on them, cat patterns on them, and you can put your animals up on the bench. So my dogs sit on the bench next to me when I go to the vet, one on each side.

01:15:55
Speaker 1: They like to be close to me.

01:15:57
Speaker 2: And this woman has a doccent and a docs on has little legs like a hot dog with little leggs. Yep, So it's not really gonna jump down from the bench.

01:16:07
Speaker 1: My brother has a docs Butters. So yeah, so I'm picturing the dog.

01:16:11
Speaker 2: Yeah, is this your your your brother? But that isn't that dog racist? Isn't that the dog that's racist?

01:16:16
Speaker 1: Yeah, Butters, Butters is racist. Yeah. Also, isn't this the brother told you not to talk about him on the podcast anymore? Oh that one.

01:16:22
Speaker 2: No, he told me not to talk about going to that website. Okay for the jingle for the h hit the jingle, I'm not gonna do it, not gonna monopolize.

01:16:42
Speaker 1: Okay.

01:16:43
Speaker 3: So this woman says to the dog, now, if my dog wants to get down from a high place, I go you wanna get down?

01:16:49
Speaker 2: Right?

01:16:49
Speaker 1: I wanna get down. This woman goes, oh, do you want to do walkies? Do you want to do walk e? Baby? Touch the dog, puts the dog on the floor and goes, go ahead. You love walkees. The dog's walking. It's not doing walkies, it's walking.

01:17:08
Speaker 2: Okay, she's talking to the dog like it's a two year old child who's doing walkees.

01:17:14
Speaker 1: You like doing walking? More shit that keeps David Brodie up at night.

01:17:17
Speaker 2: Okay, By says, come on, if you heard a woman talking or talking about walkees, you'd be upset to come on, be honest.

01:17:24
Speaker 3: I one last thing to upset me. I'm at pickleball. There's a guy there who is six' one maybe six.' two i'm, five.

01:17:35
Speaker 2: Ten.

01:17:37
Speaker 1: Okay yeah he sees me the other night and, he, goes hey what's a. Big, guy yeah. That's cool you're a. Big, guy, no NO so, i said what?

01:17:48
Speaker 2: BIG guy i said, TO him, i, go hey your three to four inches taller.

01:17:53
Speaker 1: Than me so in what WAY am i?

01:17:55
Speaker 2: Big guy, He GOES because i don't, GET offended, i go you, know what, physical descriptions by, the way but he's taking himself out of play and he's looking around and compared to the other people in, the court you're a. Big guy not you're, big big but big guy's more of as a term. Of endearment it's a it's an, expression, like hey. Big guy, he goes what would? YOU prefer, i said how about?

01:18:22
Speaker 1: Smart guy? Funny guy, i'm okay a, big guy, all, right dad? Big guy hey? Smart, called hey what a. Brilliant guy that'd. Be nice but you're a. Big man you're a.

01:18:31
Speaker 2: Big man you're a big means big could mean, big, personality well big ego you certainly.

01:18:38
Speaker 1: Have, that, YEAH wow i have a radio personality wanting to make out.

01:18:43
Speaker 2: With me, so.

01:18:45
Speaker 1: Wow This is you're not gonna be able to. Sleep, tonight no. It's horrible we're gonna put it On The brooklyn boys. Story hours not let's.

01:18:52
Speaker 2: Do it no.

01:18:53
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01:19:24
Speaker 2: A i.

01:19:27
Speaker 1: It.

01:19:27
Speaker 3: Looks real. I'm, sorry no no. Delete delete if, You deleted i'll let you pluge your company.

01:19:36
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