#363: Tuck & Suck

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Speaker 1: Start up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start up, start up up, They making noise night Up, start up Up.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we fucked you, Episode three sixty three. It's podcast. What do you mean we?

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Speaker 3: I mean we we We didn't deliver a Brooklyn Boys last week and it was inexplicable.

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Speaker 2: We just it was inexcuable.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, you had a lot to do with this one, Brody.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna allow you to gang up on me.

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Speaker 3: You had out shopping for stuff. Well, I yeah, we can't talk about this right now. This is we talk about. We could talk about the great Yeah, we'll talking about that.

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Speaker 2: The gray area. Yeah, the gray area.

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Speaker 3: We just do we talk about that on the brook But there's been there's been other things. There's been other things that have been brewing, and and you've got a lot going on too, Brody, don't leave you look at me like that. You're not mister innocent. But anyway, we apologize slices. But that's uh, yeah, time got away. I apologize for scary. Yeah, okay, right, sure, you know you know what you did, Brody. We'll just see all right anyway. So, yeah, so and we missed we missed Slice Time. We had Slice Time, right right, Yeah, that's right. And so Scary calls me Monday. He says, oh, we gotta do Slice Time. I said, we already did Slice Time. We didn't do the episode of the Brooklyn Boys we were supposed to do. He'said, no, we gotta do a Slice Time did Scary, We already did Slice Time. We own a Brooklyn Boys, right, So now a week has passed, So so here's what we'll do.

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Speaker 2: Well, this is a Brooklyn Boys episode.

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Speaker 3: We're going to incorporate a few We're gonna play some talkbacks because we don't want them to get deleted from the service, so so we can actually keep up with it. All right, So we're gonna play for those of you who who haven't heard Slice Time in a while. He's a little, a little tasteful fresher. Yeah, of what we do on Slice Time, and uh, we'll get to that in a little bit. But now I've got sound to play, so don't let me forget that. Okay, some really good sound. I got into. Uh, I got into a fight. I can tell you about that. There are lots of stuff you also thought. I got scanned at the dealership should we talk about that now? I mean we might as well, because you already dropped it talking about the gray area or shades of gray. I just want to remind everyone before we talk about Scary's car. Let's remind everyone that Scary painted his bedroom a nature color of white.

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Speaker 2: I don't think you have to remind them. I think they need. It's basically an invisible bedroom. These are shades of shades of white.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, you know, I'd love to remind you of a story of when my mom and dad were first dating and my mother's parents took them, I think, to the Pocono Mountains and they went to this ice cream place that had like fifty flavors of ice cream, and so my grandparents say to my my father and my mom, hey, you guys, get whatever you want, any flavors you want, double, two flavors and a cup whatever you want. So, you know, my mom got I think like rum Raisin and Rocky Road, like, you know, unusual flavors.

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Speaker 2: And my father says, you know what, I'll just take two scoops of vanilla.

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Speaker 3: And my grandfather says to my dad, hey, you have all these flavors, why would you just choose vanilla, and he says, I like vanilla, so that that's what I thought of With you. You could have painted your room any color you wanted. You painted it blank. So fast forward the leases up in my car. And if you know me, you know that I'm a creature of habit when it comes to my cars. I like the BMW. There was a time where I switched off to the Lexus for a lease period. Didn't like it so much. Were right back to the BMW. But the last I would say, the last five cars I've had in my life to let, and they've all been leases, have all been blue, and it's usually a blue BMW.

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Speaker 2: And you know, I of my convertible and the oial blue.

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Speaker 3: This is my this is my big splurge in life because I have no wife and I got no kids, so you know.

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Speaker 2: And and I went to.

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Speaker 3: Brooklyn College where I paid off my tuition as I went, so I don't I don't carry uh, you know, they're not coming after me.

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Speaker 2: What is it? Fanny made and Freddie.

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Speaker 3: Man, I think I think when I went, tuition was twelve hundred a semester.

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Speaker 2: That's what it was. Yeah, I paid thirteen hundred dollars it was subsidized. It was a New York City college that was subsidized.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we both turned out okay, though for the twenty six hundred dollars a year, not doing a four hundred.

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Speaker 2: I obviously I didn't do math very well yet, dumb as I was. It was thirteen for me. Okay, I didn't hear that.

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Speaker 3: Okay, So real quick, what kind of car did you have before your first blue BMW?

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Speaker 2: It was? It was the black. It was a black Honda. Oh, yes, I remember that. It was a Honda Civic. Yes, that was like twenty years ago.

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Speaker 3: And before that it was a an eighty eight Pontiac Grand Am. And before that it was a nineteen eighty Ford Mustang victim of the fuel concertvation days where the Mustang didn't look like am it had the gray push the gray buttons on the dashboard. Yes, it was a red red and it was it was like plush interior.

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Speaker 2: I think it was like what was it like cotton?

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Speaker 3: It was cloth anyway, So fast forward your time to get your new lease. So you go in and you get yourself a brand new blue BMW convertible.

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Speaker 2: No, not quite uh see Okay, So so here's here's the thing.

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Speaker 3: I it's never good when it starts off. But here's the thing. Here's the thing. I was ready to go in there and get my I was getting my car serviced, and I was gonna sit down and I was going to have a conversation about my next car, because it was the lease is on its way to being up. And as I'm walking through the showroom, I see this beautiful gray car.

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Speaker 2: BMW.

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Speaker 3: It was a convertible with Kodiac Kniac interior that would be like brown. So it's like a two tone brown and black and brown black and brown interior against what was would be described as a baby gray.

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Speaker 2: But BMW calls it hold on, hold on, hold on.

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Speaker 3: Before you say it, you're left out of an important part. You called how far in advance to tell him you were coming.

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Speaker 2: I told him I was going to be there a couple of days before that. I was going to be there on Monday.

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Speaker 3: So they had time to prepare for you coming in. Brody has a theory coming up anyway, Okay, all right.

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Speaker 2: So I get there and I'm like, oh, this is a beautiful color gray.

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Speaker 3: And then he goes and I said, oh, it's a convertible too. He goes, Dude, he goes, that's your car. I said, what do you mean that's my car. You're trying to tell me this is my car you're selling me.

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Speaker 2: This is this car.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, that is your car, the one you own in a twenty six model twenty twenty six okay, and in these colors and without the neck warmers. So it's the same thing by line, but didn't have the neckwarmers in it.

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Speaker 2: He goes. I said, oh my god. He goes, well, what do you call this? What do you use the netwarmers?

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Speaker 3: I bet no, because they're annoying as fuck. The last my neck warmers, I would put it on and four minutes later I'd be like, they would be burning my head.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, get this out of here, so I would be slices.

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Speaker 3: Your Man of the People, David Brody has never even heard of a car with neckwarmers. Scariest car is so bougie the last Wars cars. The last one he had neck warmers. In case you had a pretty network and the heating and had to hear the heating steering wheel, steering wheel, okay, it had heated seats, duh, and did have a scroll the warmer for you, and it had a heated neckwarmer like this air would blow out a blow onto your neck. But no, but I'm telling you, if there's one feature that's unneeded, it's a neckwarmer I don't need.

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Speaker 2: But you had it.

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Speaker 3: It came with the last car. But anyways, you get a little did you get ear warmers? Little ear warmers in your new car? So I said to the guy, I said, brouh, I said, this is really my car, A twenty six.

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Speaker 2: He goes yep.

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Speaker 3: I said, what do you call this gray? He says, it's called Brooklyn Gray. Well, Brody, are we not the Brooklyn boys?

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Speaker 2: We are, But I drive a car that's uh.

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Speaker 3: The name of the the name of the shade of Gray is called Brooklyn Gray.

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Speaker 2: Now slices. You can look it up.

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Speaker 3: It's I have been to Brooklyn. I've lived in Brooklyn. I returned to Brooklyn often. I have no idea that they First of all, so here's my theory. You you they call it to Brooklyn Gray's a going story, all right.

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Speaker 2: So so they tell you it's Brooklyn Gray.

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Speaker 3: Which, by the way, I'm thinking it hearkens back to a time of those very light blue, light light gray Cadillac Coupe Deville's.

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Speaker 2: It came in the same type of color.

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Speaker 3: Maybe that's what they mean by I don't know anyway, it's called Brooklyn gray.

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Speaker 2: Look it up. It's a very beautiful shade of very light gray. It's like an off white. So I put another very in there. So so I'm like, I.

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Speaker 3: Referenced Scary's bedroom when we discussed the gray. In a second. There's a reason why. But go on, and he says, he says, Scary. He goes, tell you what if you really like it? And you he goes, we can do the paperwork right now. You don't even have to see your car again. We can just kind of line the two cars up and you can switch trench or stuff from one to the other. We can do all the paperwork, and you can drive this off the lot. We'll have it prepped and washed, and we'll drive and we'll you can drive home in your new car today.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna take Now.

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Speaker 3: I was unprepared for this because I had to call the insurance company I had.

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Speaker 2: It was like they were prepared. So and then he goes, he goes, and they'll make you an offer you can't refuse. Oh that's the Brooklyn part. Okay. So he goes, I saw, I said, so you need to tell me.

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Speaker 3: All I have to do is love this car in this color in an updated twenty six model, which it.

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Speaker 2: Was, and also hate and forget about the neck warmers, and I'm gonna get He goes, We're gonna hook it up. So he went to go talk to the guy in the back. And remember the guy in the back. Now, if you if you're familiar with the sales manager, if the guy you know, the banker, the guy, then no, no, no, no deal, deal or no deal you know the guy go to the guy at the desk or did he going a guy into.

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Speaker 3: An office, the guy in an office. That's the finance guy. He's the guy works out your interest rate the silhouette.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Anyway, so he went to go talk to him, and he comes back and he goes, Look, he goes, it's a very big deal to move a unit. Now, moving a unit in the.

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Speaker 3: Biz means you're actually taking a car that's on the lot and you're driving away with it. So they actually will give you a good discount. You will get money off the sticker price. Now with BMW, they don't really give money off the sticker price. So I have the option of sitting down with him and planning out my next vehicle, however the hell I wanted it custom or I could take this beautiful baby gray with Kniac interior, which is the same car minus my neck warmers.

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Speaker 2: It's still a convertible. It's the same model.

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Speaker 3: It's everything and and and getting a discount, Brody was it was an offer I couldn't refuse. So I said, you know what, bucket, I'm off today. Let's do the paperwork, let's get this baby done. And we spent a few hours this and that and yeah and then and there's your new lease rate compared to your old lease rates. It's the same, maybe about Maybe it's like thirty dollars more a month, thirty dollars more a month. Oh hey, Broty's taking out the calculator. No, no, how many months? Thirty six thirty six, So off the top of my head, that's over one thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: Okay, doesn't matter. I still got money off they give me. I got a rebate.

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Speaker 3: My point is I was happy, and I like the color, and it's a it's a diversion for me. Everyone's like, whoa, what's with the gray Scary? I never thought i'd see you in a great car. I'm not gonna sit here for three months waiting for a car to be built and shipped from Germany from scratch.

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Speaker 2: What are you talking about?

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Speaker 3: Every every BMW dealership has a blue convertible waiting for you. Wasn't that one was great? Because they didn't have one? So they told you to listen, here's my theory.

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Speaker 2: Slices.

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Speaker 3: Scary tells them, Hey, you know me, I'm a guy who gets all my cars from you. I'm already I'm already a customer. I'm already an easy mark. I'm gonna walk in and tell you what I want. I'm coming in and my least, they already know your lease is up. They have it in the system. They know you're coming in. Your lease is gonna have any any day now. And they're like, oh, here's an idea. You know that ugly fucking gray car that looks like it's direct.

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey, hey, it's not ugly.

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Speaker 3: It's not you know the car that we're gonna that people say is gray, let's it's It's called Brooklyn Gray. This dumb fuck from Brooklyn will fall for anything. He'll buy it because it's Brooklyn Gray. If it was Queen's Gray or Staten Island Gray, he'd never buy it. If it was La Gray, he wouldn't buy it. But you know what, let's put you know what. We know he's coming. We'll put it on the floor and then Mike says that Steve, Hey, Steve, what if it sells before he gets here? And Steve says, Mike, no one's buying that car. It's fucking dirty. Okay, right, Steve, Okay, put in the middle of the floor, and then we'll tell him it's all discounted. Sure, because we couldn't sell it anyway, So we're gonna tell Hi it's take Oka save money for it. They couldn't sell it. It's a new model, it had four miles on it. It was sitting there. It would they had just they had no, no, they had just you know, put it out. If I didn't walk away with it, it was going to be gone by the end of the week, guaranteed.

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Speaker 2: They told you all we got we got people lined up waiting for this one. That's how gorgeous the car is Oh yeah, absolutely, brother.

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Speaker 3: Listen, we tall a little secret. The cars in the showroom in the shore, the ones that are marked down that they want to sell.

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Speaker 2: That's why they're Yes, that's what they want to put the best foot forward.

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Speaker 3: Why wouldn't you want to put your best cars up there? So people go into the showroom. And then because then you walk into a showroom, you can google this. If you walk into a showroom, you think that's what they have. And if you see something you like, you're gonna go, oh, I like this one. You might go do you have it in red? And then they'll go get it in red. But the ones in the showroom, especially at the end of the year or right at the beginning of the year, those are your twenty fives. Those are the ones they want to discount and get rid of. This is a twenty six, doesn't matter. They already know it's listen to twenty six is come out in September. That thing's been sitting this in September, and it's been sitting there and it was white when it came in, and it's so old. Okay, right, okay, they're like, oh, the kid from the Brooklyn Boys is coming in we know what put the Brooklyn Great car in the showroom. He'll walk in, he'll think it's the centerpiece because you think the car in there is like the one that's trying to like go oh, look at his car. They were like, Mark, we mark this conversation right here as Brody being the biggest douchebag you are.

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Speaker 2: I worked in restaurants. Scary.

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Speaker 3: You know what the specials menu was. It was the food we needed to get rid of before it went bad. But it's a twenty six model. It just got the Asian pasta.

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Speaker 4: Dude.

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Speaker 3: The milagest that doesn't show how old the car is. The car's age is determined by when it arrived at the dealership.

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Speaker 2: And I'll tell you this, the word Brooklyn in Brooklyn Gray is an internationally branded color for BMW. They didn't just make that up in the showroom. They got that done in short amount of time. That's impressive. You are something else. Let me say, I'm very happy with my with my car. The blue ones are flying off the lot. They're like, oh, let's put the one that that's sort of gray. Scary.

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Speaker 3: They took a glass of milk and they put a drop of chocolate milk in the milk, and they were like, look, it's chocolate milk. And you were like, no, it's Brooklyn chocolate milk. You're like, oh, I'll take it. It's the whitest gray ever. It's a great car. It's a great color.

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Speaker 2: But your neck is cold, right, you know you find fault with my car? Thanks, you're not. You're not some blue ones.

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Speaker 3: It's the same fucking car, bro It's the same engine, it's the same everything.

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Speaker 2: It's the same. It's a convertible. It's exactly what I fucking wanted.

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Speaker 3: And it's gray. So what it's gray. It's beautiful. I love it. I love it.

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Speaker 2: I give it six months. You'll see a BMW go. I saved a lot of money on it. They gave me good. They gave me a good, deep a good, and they gave me the great, the Brooklyn great discount.

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Speaker 3: Get it out of the dealership, get it out, give him three grand off, get it out.

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Speaker 2: You're the king of the fucking bargain. How could you not be? How can you not be?

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Speaker 3: Giving you a round of applause and standing ovation right now, because I don't settle, I go in and get a deal on the car. I want not the one they shoved in my face and told me it was brody Blue. I go in there and get the car, all right. I want to dodge charger with a list of options. I don't walk out without my neck warmers, if that was such a thing. But it's not a thing. I told you at the beginning of this conversation. I never used or this car doesn't happen. This car wasn't, wasn't. There's a blue Ones somewhere with neck warmers. Am I wrong though, I'm telling you no. Listen, I'm not here.

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Speaker 2: You know what's good? My people, My people are good people are.

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Speaker 3: If you could park your car in your bedroom, just what no one would see. It'd be like an anti theft device, just disappear in the walls. Raykatina BMW of Westchester.

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Speaker 2: Go see them in white planes. Yeah, white planes. Yeah yeah, yeah, go see them. They're good.

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Speaker 3: Just ask ask for Guedo spelt like Guido but pronounced by Guido.

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Speaker 2: That's my boy. He's Italian. How he made himself sound less Italian by saying it's Geto.

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Speaker 3: He's the best. Guido and John, all of them, they are good people in there.

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Speaker 2: They are I'm still.

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Speaker 3: I've heard nothing but good things about Rakatina. Any have like twelve dealerships. They have all kinds of cars. This one is in White Place. It's the west it's the west Chester BMW Rakatina. I'm telling you there, and they've got an amazing selection and they'll work with you.

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Speaker 2: I think I feel like Geto may have riped you off.

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Speaker 5: Wo the Gvoice podcast.

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Speaker 3: We will be right back, Scare, I have a problem with toothpaste. What you don't, No, I use it all the time.

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Speaker 2: Toothpaste.

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Speaker 3: I do toothpaste. Yeah, and you go get one running run come back. Why I want because I want, because I want to prove a point. Go run and get my God, what.

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Speaker 2: Do you do?

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Speaker 3: You live in a one bedroom apartment. You could go five feet Scary has the tiniest apartment known to man. Well, it's not the tiniest one to me, but he's got a one bedroom apartment. His bathroom is literally twelve feet away, and he's like, oh, I gotta go all the way over there. He could practically lean his chair back and reach into his bathroom. God knows, I've been telling him for the longest time. You're a successful man. Get a bigger place. He lives like a child in a little little club house. Okay, you're talking. Why are you talking?

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Speaker 2: Shit? When you brush your teeth?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, do you which hand do you hold the toothpaste in to put on the brush, and which hand is the brush in? I hold the brush. The brush was my left right and the tube of toothpaste was my right. Why did I need to go get a tube of toothpaste to answer that question?

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Speaker 2: I didn't.

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Speaker 3: I didn't think you'd have a douchebag toothpaste. But I should have realized, what is that? Is that like Tom's of Maine toothpaste?

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Speaker 6: No?

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Speaker 2: This is what is that? This is thorough breath, doctor Kats. This is my favorite.

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Speaker 3: And I have the Matt the matching mouthwash.

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Speaker 2: What's so funny? Why can't you do anything normal? Did you read somewhere that has less p fas or something in there? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: No, p fas, p FAS. PFAS is a member of TLC. No p FAZ was in Uh oh, what's that group that things? Let's get it started?

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Speaker 2: P fives But black eyed peas, black Eyed Peas wasn't p five? No oh no, I said, No, p fis is tea bazz TLC.

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Speaker 3: I'm listen to me. See this here, this is a great toothpiste, doctor Katz. I highly recommend it. And it's there's not there's not a lot of junk in there. There's not a who makes the foot the foot the padding for your shoes when you put your feet in the shoes. That's doctor. This is this is the breath. This is doctor Katz, Doctor kats the best. He's the he's the bad breath guy. He's he is he the fifth dentist that doesn't recommend sugarless gum for the patients you chew gum.

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Speaker 2: Let me say that. Let me that's some good quality toothpaste right there. Okay, all right, here's and this is all right. But anyway, what what's you want to ask you?

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Speaker 3: Because you're left handed, right, so you hold the toothpaste in your right hand, correct, I hold the toothpaste in my left hand and squeeze it onto my toothbrush in my right hand, slices. I want you all to do this next time you're in the bathroom and you'll see what I'm talking about. I would you agree that I'm making up a number, but like eighty percent of the country is right handed.

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Speaker 2: The majority of people are right handed.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I would say, so I'm left handed, but and I know I'm in the minority. Okay, And so far every toothpaste, major brand toothpaste, not this freaky shit you buy that. They're like the order reant that doesn't have the no doesn't doesn't stop me from smelling.

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Speaker 2: All of the toothpaste.

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Speaker 3: The label goes from the top to the bottom, left to right, so when you're holding it to read the label, the cap is on the left and the bottom is on the right. Yes, but if you're right handed, it's upside down and backwards in your left hand.

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Speaker 2: So every morning I have to look at upside down Crest.

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Speaker 3: Well, what the hell do you care? You know it's crushed? How does Crest not realize this and flip the label? So right handed people who put it in there?

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Speaker 2: Now, my question is, right, it was right side up when you bought it, So who cares? I wasn't using it then? So so am I? Okay?

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Speaker 3: So I'm asking a question. Am I using it wrong? As a right handed person? Am I supposed to squeeze like like like silverware? Am I supposed to squeeze it with my right hand and put it on the left toothbrush, and then put the toothpaste down, and then switch hands and put the toothpaste the brush in my right hand, or like you do, you put it in your non dominant hand.

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Speaker 2: I put it in my non dominant hand.

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Speaker 3: But so, but I don't think they need to actually print it that way, so you're not missing out on much. And listen, when Ketchup decided to make the bottles upside down so you can stand them up so that the Ketchup all goes to the to the cape, they put the label the other way.

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Speaker 2: They flipped the label. They flipped the label. So why doesn't Crest and Gleam and Aquafresh.

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Speaker 3: And first of all, if you get the format of the tube which I have here, there's a lot of a lot of toothpaste out there, including the major brands like Coldgate and Crest. They have the toothpaste with the big cap and then you could stand it up and and the label on those is right side up, the same way this thorough Breath is. So yeah, so it'll say Coldgate that way, it'll say it'll say Crest. No Aquafresh, they don't make us stand up. I use the regular paste flavor. These are flavors, but they they stand up. I look at it upside down, so slices. Do you use your non dominant hand to squeeze it? And if you're right handed, is it always upside down? And is it now gonna bother you? Because I pointed it out this?

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Speaker 2: I want to know. Also, I don't know if you've seen the new Dodge chargers.

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Speaker 3: They're called the Dodge Chargers six pack and on the hood it says six pack. Okay, Now, should the six pack be facing the driver or the front of the car so if you walked up to the car.

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Speaker 2: You could read it. They should be facing the front of the car so everybody else can read it. You know what kind of car you have? Yes?

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Speaker 7: No.

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Speaker 3: On the new Dodge chargers it says six pack facing the driver. The driver can't see it. And if you walk up to the car, it's upside down now, But the way you can see it is if you're on top of the car, standing on the roof. Are you going to file a complaint with Dodge at tell that they should flip it? Well, I gotta file a complaint with Crest first. I gotta worry about that.

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Speaker 2: You gotta put that thing down, flip it and reverse it, but in reverse it. So my point is, are people like not figuring out how things work in the real world, so I would imagine everything now.

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Speaker 3: I think things are done deliberately. People have meetings about this stuff.

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Speaker 2: I don't think.

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Speaker 3: I don't think anyone at any of the toothpaste companies take took two seconds to They're like, oh, we'll go right to left.

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Speaker 2: But there's what you say down on my left hand.

00:24:44
Speaker 3: I could tell you there were several boardroom meetings with sketches based on this topic alone, and they made a deliberate decision to do it the way they did. Now why they did it this way what, I don't know. But maybe we can get somebody on the phone and figure it out. Cap off of my toothpaste I use my right hand in order to do that. The labels upside down. Yeah, I can't help you, very upset. I can't help you there, all right, that's had a bother What.

00:25:18
Speaker 2: Else is bothering you? I mean you? You? I got a saying man. Some of the they say that, don't don't uh pet the sweaty stuff.

00:25:28
Speaker 3: I mean no, don't sweat the petty stuff. Don't sweat the petty stuff. Don't pet the sweaty stuff either. Yeah, but uh, you see what I'm saying, Like, what's grinds in your gears?

00:25:37
Speaker 2: There, David Beatty?

00:25:39
Speaker 3: Scary slices with this ball to you. Have you ever gone into a store and the cashier is chewing gum?

00:25:47
Speaker 2: Yes, and then chewing gum like you know, yeah.

00:25:51
Speaker 3: Not professional, right, that's a little bit of like unprofessionalism. But right, if you're in like a supermarket, you're like, all right, well, I'm in Staples and I'm online to return stuff. Staples now lets you return stuff to Amazon. So I'm online and the girl behind the counter is scary not chewing gum. She's got a lollipop in her mouth. Oh god, hi, can I help you? And she's taking a lollipop out and she's licking it and putting them back in her mouth, and she's like, yeah, yeah, hot neck, Oh god, oh god, right, that's that's worse than gum.

00:26:31
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty bad. That's pretty bad.

00:26:34
Speaker 3: And she's like doing the out of her mouth and putting it back in, and she's like and she's clanking it.

00:26:39
Speaker 2: Against her teeth. It's the most the most distracting thing I've ever seen. Ros What do you I mean? Listen, your manager's not saying anything. She's got a lollipop in her mouth. Awful, awful.

00:26:51
Speaker 3: Okay, so that would bother you too, Yeah, that would definitely piss me off.

00:26:55
Speaker 2: But you can't.

00:26:57
Speaker 3: You can't really expect great customers service these days. To me, that's when you find something you find No, they don't care.

00:27:08
Speaker 2: People don't care anymore. It's a different time, Brodie.

00:27:12
Speaker 3: I didn't even mention the time I was at Target a couple of weeks ago and the girl at the register blew a bubble while I was talking to her, Like as I went to swipe my credit card to put the car, you know, to insert the card.

00:27:27
Speaker 2: I hate I see it go yeah, and she's blowing bubbles.

00:27:32
Speaker 3: You can't wait till I'm done. It's just like, you know, custom a service.

00:27:36
Speaker 2: You know, what are you doing? My problem? My problem was with Uber drivers. Uber driver, what are you gonna complain about something? Scary people complain?

00:27:49
Speaker 3: I feel like the quality since since the Uber service has been introduced to us, which was several years ago now, it started as a very cool thing, and they prot they were priding themselves on, you know, catering to the passenger and doing the best that.

00:28:06
Speaker 2: They could in their job. Now, Uber, it's just they don't give a fuck. Like there the cars sells.

00:28:17
Speaker 3: The car, no neckwarmers, the cars smell sometimes, or they'll take phone calls while you're in the middle.

00:28:26
Speaker 2: Of a ride.

00:28:26
Speaker 3: They just don't care the phonal ring and they'll just talk in their ear like they're a taxi driver. Like when they when they do that in a language that is in English. You know, you know you think they're talking about you, right or wrong? Yeah, I think that they're talking about me. Yeah no, But you know, like this guy in the back seat is an asshole. He doesn't understand what I'm saying. I would just love for one somebody who like speaks that language to go, I hear, I understand what you're saying.

00:28:50
Speaker 2: Yeah, my buddy, No, they're talking about you. Yeah. Oh.

00:28:54
Speaker 3: And you know this was from before the holidays. Me and my buddy Will were going in the city. My boy Will and I oh very nice like that.

00:29:04
Speaker 2: I tell you this a little switch up.

00:29:05
Speaker 3: We were going We're going to the city, and the Uber was supposed to pick him up. Then I was supposed to pick me up, and then I was supposed to drive us into the city.

00:29:14
Speaker 2: It's very simple, right, easy enough.

00:29:18
Speaker 3: I initiated the uber and I had the address on there, had his address, my address. Well, the uber decides, nop, you know what, I'm just gonna pick up this first stop and I'm gonna go right into the city.

00:29:34
Speaker 2: Fuck.

00:29:34
Speaker 3: This other guy said, way whoa so so Will calls me and he's like, yo, he goes, I think this guy's headed toward the tunnel.

00:29:42
Speaker 2: Did you put your stop in?

00:29:43
Speaker 3: I'm like I did, bro so so I I and I was and and I said look look, and he's and he's like, excuse me, sir, sir.

00:29:53
Speaker 2: Now you know, you know.

00:29:54
Speaker 3: When you're on your way to the tunnel and you have those few traffic lights there is it traffic lights and then with all the lanes of traffic going in the same direction right correct.

00:30:05
Speaker 2: So he's at the top of that at the beginning.

00:30:07
Speaker 3: Of those lights, and he's like, you didn't you missed the turn to go up the ramp and go pick.

00:30:11
Speaker 2: Up my buddy right right right?

00:30:13
Speaker 3: No, he goes, no, No, I'm not I'm going to the city. I'm going to your address. This is where you will You're going to your restaurant Tribeca. And then he's like, no, we're going to pick up my buddy. And then he goes, it's look and then he showed him his own GPS, the own thing, and it had my address in there. I know I didn't fuck up right, And he's like, I don't know what you're talking about.

00:30:37
Speaker 2: Like, I hear the guy yelling, So I said, Will, what the hell? He goes, This dude's out of his mind. He's losing his ship right now, I said, bro, I said, I don't know what. What are we gonna do? Right?

00:30:49
Speaker 3: Well, that was it, I said. He goes, he goes, I'm not going to the city. Don't you go through this tunnel. Don't you go to this tunnel. So he yelled at the guy told him not to go to the fucking tunnel, and he goes. He goes, he goes, make the last turn here, so go get my friend. I'll show you, even if it's not in your GPS.

00:31:08
Speaker 2: Uber money then to get you.

00:31:09
Speaker 3: The uber app was telling him to go through the tunnel. So he's a fucking robot and can't think on his own. So he's following the route. He's going through the tunnel, following this goddamn Uber, his Uber GPS, and he's like, bro, I will tell you how to get there. It's one go around the block and you're gonna get my friend and he'll pay whatever it is. We'll figure it out. He goes, no, no, no, no, got to go to the city. No no, no, cannot go. So he goes, leave me off. He leaves him off in front of the fucking home depot.

00:31:39
Speaker 2: One ball, which is a shitty, fucking neighborhood, not the best, na terrible area. Hey he don't live there, in which case it's fine, and leaves him there and.

00:31:52
Speaker 3: And Will's like, do you believe this? So I had to initiate another Uber and then my had a my second stop home depot and pick up Will and then go into the city.

00:32:05
Speaker 2: Unbelievable. Did hey this is bullshit. This is before the holidays. But anyway, well did you get this guy? One star? What did you do? What? Every one star?

00:32:14
Speaker 3: And then I got in touch with Uber and I'm like, this is this is fucking insane. One of your drivers would I said, this is a safety concern. I said, my buddy didn't. He was he was gonna go through the tunnel with my buddy in the car and not pick me up, like almost.

00:32:28
Speaker 2: As if to say, this guy, okay, so did you get your money back? I got my money back. Okay, good, I got my money back. I got to sleep tonight. I know I got refunded for that first ride and the second ride. Oh oh, you got your free that was my free dessert.

00:32:43
Speaker 3: Oh very nice, Yeah, I said, because I said when I complained, I said, as you can see, you have me going.

00:32:51
Speaker 2: You see the home depot stop, that's where he left off. But that guy was a psychopath. The guy was a psycho, And I said, it's so so they they were like, okay, we won't charge you for your ride or the other one. But I said the guy, when did he stop the meter? The motherfucker went through.

00:33:09
Speaker 3: The first guy went through the tunnel empty but pretended like there was a passenger in the car, and then some and then some random address in the village decides to end the ride.

00:33:22
Speaker 2: Yeah.

00:33:22
Speaker 3: Wat was this a New York uber guy? Who New York uober guy trying to get back to New York. I'll charge these fucks exactly, and I ratted him out.

00:33:32
Speaker 2: I too, went into the bus. I said, no, now he knows where you live. Motherfucker went back empty empty. I said, no, I know, but now he's gonna be out of a job. And he said, nothing but time on his hands. And he knows where you live because he had your address on his phone. Cry me a river.

00:33:49
Speaker 3: He deserves everything he gets. He shouldn't be on the road. He shouldn't be picking people up. What if that was my sister or my girlfriend that was in the car alone and he decides to take her through the fucking tunnel and hold her hostage like that. That's bullshit. That guy should not be driving for Uber. As I'm saying, this is all, how did we get on this topic? Oh yeah, it's about bad customer service, especially with Uber, and I've seen it decline over the years.

00:34:14
Speaker 2: It is an absolute atrocity.

00:34:16
Speaker 3: They don't they don't pride themselves anymore when this When this service first came on the market.

00:34:22
Speaker 2: It was elite. It was awesome.

00:34:25
Speaker 3: They were clean cars, they were beautiful, they were everything was amazing. That was when they were the cars were owned by Uber, wasn't it originally they were owned whatever. It was your own cars. Now it's by the way, this is your this was your buddy will in the car. Right, Yes, this is almost work for a porn company. Will right, No, that's not will that tall Darren almost that's okay, right right, right, okay, you're getting the all right, we'll all right, Sary and Rode. Before we played the talkbacks here, I didn't want to tell you one thing that bothered me to keep going.

00:35:01
Speaker 2: Yep, this is not slice time. This is the bonus. Yeah, you got my pickleball jingle. No, you never said it to me. Yes I did. That's a lie. You never said it to me, bitch. Oh I did send it to you. Check your email.

00:35:18
Speaker 3: No, sorry, anyway, fine, hold on, hold on your prick hold on yeah, so anyway here, no, here we.

00:35:27
Speaker 2: Go, hold on it. Yeah, he is an old girl.

00:35:32
Speaker 6: No, what are you?

00:35:32
Speaker 2: What are you doing there? Brody? What you are right there? For? My I'm looking for my pickleball song? Damn it? What'd you do with it? What are you talking about? Willis? I didn't I didn't touch it. You. It was all you slices.

00:35:45
Speaker 3: You're hearing the The the meltdown of the podcast because David Brody never sent me the pickleball jiggle.

00:35:51
Speaker 2: Like he said he was going to. Oh I certainly did. Nope, you didn't.

00:35:55
Speaker 3: But anyway, all right, let's uh should we get to talk backs and I'll find the song.

00:36:00
Speaker 2: All right, Well, we'll do that. We'll talk about pickleball next. All right. I love it when a plan comes together. Thanks eighteen. All right, so right, let's pick them up here and again we're not gonna play a lot because this is the Brooklyn Boys, but we wanted to catch up on a few Let's see what people are saying.

00:36:18
Speaker 8: Good morning, Brooklyn Boys. Kapsing from being sure, just wanted to give Brody a shout out.

00:36:24
Speaker 2: Elvis gave you.

00:36:25
Speaker 5: A shout out this morning, seven fifty two on what the hell day is it? Thursday, January fifteenth, for your cuckoo Carly Vegetarian song, one of your finest moments, el is where its were.

00:36:43
Speaker 3: So it was nice to hear you get some love.

00:36:45
Speaker 2: Love you bye, guys, Thank you. You know it's funny.

00:36:50
Speaker 3: Elvis mentions me from time to time, plays my phone taps, you know whatever. That two second mention of my cuckoo Carly song. I got slices DMed me. One of my doctors sent me a text message to let me know that he heard the mention in the morning.

00:37:09
Speaker 2: Uh.

00:37:10
Speaker 3: Two people at pick a Ball like, oh, Elvis mentioned your Google Callie song. I mean it was a brief mention, but he must have mentioned it at the exact time where a lot of people were listening. And uh, I mean I appreciate it. Yeah, Elvis, but radio's primetime. It was like right there, like just before eight o'clock.

00:37:28
Speaker 2: Yeah, it must have been. So it's just it's just funny.

00:37:30
Speaker 9: I you know, this is Mike from Connectcut scary. I guy, now I heard a commercial between the Elvis durand morning shows that you're using GLP one. Is this an actual thing or is it a employee.

00:37:43
Speaker 2: To make more money?

00:37:45
Speaker 9: I know it's personal, So it's always scary and brody.

00:37:49
Speaker 2: Thank you. He just called him a lawyer, but put his name first.

00:37:51
Speaker 3: Exactly because because I'm I'm I'm the man of the people, not you. Truth is so yeah, I mean, we wouldn't. I wouldn't like aloy to. I'm not not employed to make money. They are a partner of ours. I have to admit that because that that's part of what we do.

00:38:08
Speaker 2: You know. I'm letting you know that.

00:38:10
Speaker 3: I see a lot of people, A lot of people in my life lose weight on GLP once it's you know, I some so I call out my brother. You know, my brother's like, don't say my name. But my brother was taking it to Eppetide and looking good. Uh And isn't calling out your brother is enough? Don't say my name? He said his name on the podcast.

00:38:29
Speaker 2: Who people know his name all right?

00:38:31
Speaker 3: And some friends of mine, a lot of friends of my one guy down in Miami. I'm like, bro he goes, Dude, I lost thirty pounds. I said, you look amazing. He goes, Yep, I did it to repetide, the same exact one that my brother did. I'm not I won't give the brand name. And then some some friends in my life, in your life, Brody, that are common to us, have lost a lot of weight and they're doing well on it. Some a couple of people are on some semi glue tides and some co workers of ours, Brody, you have to see some people in the building. My god. But anyway, all that being said, I got curious. I got curious.

00:39:05
Speaker 2: Was somebody who used the product and it looked fantastic. So I vetted a few companies and the one that was presented to me, I did some research on it, and I'm like, you know what, I said, I'm not I'm not doing the I'm not even gonna mention it did the guy's.

00:39:20
Speaker 3: Name, but not doing that that detox program that I normally do in January. So I danced around that and so I said with that said, uh, because I'm not doing that, I'm going to continue to go to the gym. And I went to the gym five days last week, four days the week before. I'm on track to do four days this week. So I feel that I'm I mean, I'm going to be able to do a truseeppetide with also going to the gym because you don't have to.

00:39:55
Speaker 2: You don't have to. It's not one or the other like the fat loss program was you see that was you have to pick it.

00:40:01
Speaker 3: So now I get to go to the gym, continue to go to the gym, and supplement it with this. So I am going to be jumping on it. I already ordered it. It's on its way to my apartment and I will be injecting myself.

00:40:17
Speaker 2: Here we go. Yo, I'm on the band.

00:40:19
Speaker 3: On your third or fourth day at the gym last week? Did they try to sell you on a set of Brooklyn weights? What are you talking about, oh, Scary, before you leave, would you like a set of weights for your house?

00:40:32
Speaker 2: These are Brooklyn weights. No, now, we'll give you a discount. They're right here.

00:40:38
Speaker 3: I'm working with the same personal trainer. I know I'm joking about the car.

00:40:42
Speaker 2: You boy, I know you. I get it.

00:40:44
Speaker 3: Yeah, So I want to speak on behalf of Scary and people in radio, honest people in radio. When you do a commercial, you might say, hey, are friends at Verizon, Or you might say hey, are friends at such and such pizza. That means you may or may not use the But when you say hey are friends at such and such headache pills, I take them.

00:41:06
Speaker 2: Yes, you're telling your truth. Oh you're a piece of crap.

00:41:10
Speaker 3: Exactly if Scary says he's working with this company, it's because he's legitimately working and going to use the problem. There's a very big difference between a testimonial and a personal endorsement or just doing a read for a commercial, just getting a message like we could be. You know, there are times that I do messages that I'm chosen to be the voice of a commercial and it's a message out there and here's information about a deal that's going on at this place or whatever the case.

00:41:35
Speaker 2: But he speaks to deodorant.

00:41:36
Speaker 3: Twenty five percent more protective picking up a Twain read dot right. You know, But if you don't say I use it, then it's just it's a commercial. But it's not illegitimate if I don't use it, and I don't say I'm the that that that that part doesn't make people think that, well, wait a second.

00:41:52
Speaker 2: You don't use see that.

00:41:54
Speaker 3: That's where I got myself in trouble with the quote Huggies diapers, where they gave me the Huggies appearance. And I never said I have kids or I use Huggies, because that would be ridiculous. People know I don't have kids or a family, right, So, so I and girlfriends are young, but they're not that So I delivered the message of Huggies and I said, join me for the Huggies diaper races. The kids are us. We're gonna be hanging out there from two to four on Saturday afternoon. That I'm allowed to do that. It doesn't mean that I don't have So that's where you know that. That's where that comes in. So if you if you must know, Yeah, but in this case, yeah, lose weightnow dot Co that's the place. Go there for your hit the jingle? What hit the You want to know more about what I'm doing?

00:42:40
Speaker 8: Jingle?

00:42:41
Speaker 2: Dot bitch? What a jingle?

00:42:42
Speaker 3: What jingle are we talking about? You know what jingle? It's only one jingle. I tell you to plight two versions on what a jingle?

00:42:50
Speaker 2: I just didn't lose weight now dot co?

00:42:52
Speaker 3: No, no play both jingles. Now, try to inject your injection. Talking to our podcast. It's a compound pharmacy. You can get everything for cheaper, but cheaper. Will you buy the compound? You don't buy the brand name. You can buy the brand name there at loseweightnow, dot commercial. It's gonna have to put up with. Listen, they should sponsor this podcast. They should They talk to you boys over there at the injection site and let them know.

00:43:28
Speaker 2: By the way, remember that commercial.

00:43:30
Speaker 3: I played the clip, Yes, like I had no idea how much a little prick could do?

00:43:33
Speaker 2: Ye? Remember that clip? Yes, here he's gonna be sing his own needle Brooklyn Boy.

00:43:41
Speaker 4: This DP from me and C with no mother fucking background noise, Scary.

00:43:45
Speaker 2: I was listening to the Big Show earlier.

00:43:47
Speaker 4: Today and I heard your ads about.

00:43:51
Speaker 9: The fucking way goby and whatnot and you wait, lolls, shit.

00:43:54
Speaker 2: And I just wanted to know, Scary, are you lying to the people? No? No, are you actually.

00:44:01
Speaker 4: Using some damn ozimbi and shit? Because I just want to know.

00:44:04
Speaker 2: Man, I'm a fellow big man as well, and I want to know if it works or not. To be honest, Well, okay, so I haven't. I haven't taken it yet because it's on its way pound the stuff is not working. Fuck you, Okay, it's not there yet. I'm not there yet.

00:44:18
Speaker 3: I'm telling the story as I go, and the only part of the story I'm up to is that I was hesitant. I saw people around me using it, and now I'm decided to make that choice. And I spoke to a medical professional telemed, and they chose this for me. This is right for me, and bang and I'll let you know how it goes. I'm gonna do a little little, little little little injection, a.

00:44:41
Speaker 2: Little prick, put a little prick in.

00:44:42
Speaker 3: You put a little prick in me. I'll let you know when because I'll be scared because I never I've never pricked myself before. But he's tried to out but I haven't. I'll let you know how it goes. I'm kind of nervous about the first little prick.

00:44:57
Speaker 2: You'll be fine. You'll be fine. You'll be fine.

00:45:00
Speaker 8: D Boys, CHRISTI can saddlebrook regarding scary free dessert. I don't think he was taken advantage of. That's the wrong burbiage. He could have asked for a scary You could have asked for something in addition to what they were giving you. Because your dessert, like like Brodie said, was the fifteen hundred plus they upgraded you. Now for my trouble, give me a free upgrade coupon or free drink coupon.

00:45:29
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just thought I went too far because it was something fifteen hundred is a lot of money, but okay.

00:45:34
Speaker 3: Yeah, And just a reminder if you're not familiar with the talkbacks, would do it on Slice Time. Every week after the episode, we do a Slice Time where people leave commentary about what they heard on the show, and we'll interact with the calls like we're doing now, and if you have the iHeartRadio app, hit the little microphone you leave us talk back and if it's a relatively normal we will play it on the podcast.

00:45:56
Speaker 2: We play them all.

00:45:57
Speaker 6: Okay, this slice be fuck this talking back is actually for a slice the trucker.

00:46:04
Speaker 5: My birthday was in December seventeen.

00:46:07
Speaker 2: You ain't shot me. I'm a little offenders. All right, whatever, I'm sure you've been added to the calendar.

00:46:14
Speaker 6: Yeah, hear Brody Alice from Philly. I think that we need to hit the jingle on Scary because when he was talking about the doctor who's not a doctor per se, he said he was considering doing something else with the name drop of a company, and I've heard him do those commercials for those injectable weight loss meds. I think the jingle was in order.

00:46:40
Speaker 3: Okay, Well, our boy Henry Davidson messaged me and he said I heard Scary doing commercials.

00:46:46
Speaker 2: We played it. We played the jingle twice, so that that counts.

00:46:49
Speaker 10: Scary Scary is shay. By the way, I know it's been a minute. What's happening? Happy to do you all good stuff. I got to speak on this whole vacation thing.

00:47:00
Speaker 2: And I got a side.

00:47:02
Speaker 10: It's scary. If you've got the meanings to do the dip dip do and dip out to explore new vistas and views, then why not. If Robin has the whole work from home set up, take your shit and go and that way.

00:47:16
Speaker 2: Y'all grow, Thank you, I love you, buddy.

00:47:19
Speaker 10: Chay by the way again, get look, I'm again. I'm with you on this one.

00:47:25
Speaker 2: Scary man.

00:47:26
Speaker 10: Look, you take time to go out and enjoy shit. Yeah, well it's just going on in the world now you better be about that life and that's right. Have fun all Look do you do?

00:47:40
Speaker 2: You do?

00:47:41
Speaker 10: You want to stay here in the cold and all like that? Nah, I get some sun, enjoy this shit while you can't.

00:47:48
Speaker 3: And the words of Prince life's just a party and parties were meant to last. I wonder if Jay by the way, his wife, who also leaves his talkbacks, agrees with him.

00:47:56
Speaker 2: We wonder all right, Yeah, I got one more.

00:47:58
Speaker 10: It's shit by the way, speaking to the whole conversation about who is the man of the people, And honestly, I think that is literally legitimately a duality split. I think you can't really quantify both of them. You know, Scary is about stunner season, while Brody rocks within reason. This is how they work, and this is why they go together like peas and character, and why the masses gravitate to them the way they do.

00:48:25
Speaker 2: That's just my two cents.

00:48:26
Speaker 3: I love it, Chay, by the way, always welcome here at the dinner table, especially you're dropping rhymes.

00:48:32
Speaker 2: I love that. I love the rhym by the.

00:48:36
Speaker 10: Way, I forgot I got a chime in on one more on my back, the whole hanukkah chanookah thing. I can tell you one as a black person growing up in West Philadelphia. Yeah, smokers smoking to the l on that one. He he damn sure meant it as chanooka for for sure.

00:48:53
Speaker 2: That's her brother from Detroit. He chanookah. That's what he saw this.

00:48:57
Speaker 10: He if if you had the h on there, he'd have been like yohannanka, for for sure.

00:49:04
Speaker 2: He keeps doing that.

00:49:05
Speaker 5: That's a legit.

00:49:06
Speaker 10: Claim of cultural ignorance. But if you want to like flip it and reverse it with some Missy Elliott shit, like, dude, you're doing an entertainment business, I'm pretty sure you you political with some Jewish people are Jewish friends. And ain't nobody put you up on the on the on the remix of the word or get you hip to it.

00:49:25
Speaker 6: You know.

00:49:26
Speaker 10: I you know, I'm not gonna I ain't gonna photom on that. But you know that's where we gotta get that cultural diversity going diversify your bond.

00:49:33
Speaker 2: Byaly, He's got five more.

00:49:35
Speaker 10: That speaks to the whole other reason. The other conversation about the black girl and the hoodie. It's one of them things of like, yo, you really gotta if you got questions, just ask the questions like that.

00:49:46
Speaker 2: That's it.

00:49:47
Speaker 10: You know, if you don't have a black friend, invest in like you know, two or three black friends, you know, get you get you a Mexican. If you can find a Filipino outsource, you know, talk to one.

00:49:59
Speaker 2: Lepon to mix it up a bit and you're like real talk.

00:50:03
Speaker 10: That's what I love about this part of Jersey that I'm man like, I'm from Philly. I'm a brown dude from Philly, but I'm I'm a bootleg Dominican people.

00:50:12
Speaker 2: That's what they mistake me for.

00:50:13
Speaker 10: They get mad at me, you know how you know, speaking Spanish and you're no, I'm not nah dog, I'm you know, we black people, we'd come and shade different different flavors. This is what is the Caramel Renaissance. But there's a lot of culture you can mix and intermingle with it here and get to know. And that's what makes it so unique about America.

00:50:31
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm listening to an audio book I work with, hold On, hold on you And I went to Calamar and Anthony's wedding. Yeah, and not only was it an Italian wedding, it was a lot of wedding, Yeah, and they had Lebanese culture and music and ceremonies and food and which we didn't get to see. They had a Lebanese wedding before the wedding, like full Lebanese culture. So we got to experience a little bit of the the flavor. And who got the brand new flavor in your ear? I think we have one more from cha, all.

00:51:02
Speaker 2: Right, Jay, Like, come my job.

00:51:04
Speaker 10: I work with Brazilian, I work with African, I work with Asian, I work with you know, this is what it is. And you get to work with these people and you talk and if you got questions about the culture, get the questions. That's how you expand your mind, and that's what it is because to me, people closed minded in this world, and that's what's really fucked up. And it's like, all right, if you just open it up a bit, you can open yourself up.

00:51:32
Speaker 2: Thank you? All right? I think he finished.

00:51:34
Speaker 3: You just have to ask the right way. You can't be like, what's up with that crazy shit you people do?

00:51:38
Speaker 2: Right? Like that's how you that's how you cross cultures.

00:51:40
Speaker 3: No, you have to kind of you know, down the road.

00:51:45
Speaker 2: He's on down, He's on down.

00:51:47
Speaker 4: Welcome back guys, Bennie for Brooklyn here and hey, Scary Brodie, please don't bring Sep special Manuscalco. I know that'll never happen, but I like it just you two guys. He's funny, but he gets annoying. He's a bit much, very plays into the stereotypes very uh, very hard, goes in deep anyhow. I don't know why you guys give Scary so much hate and the curse and him and shit, I disagree with Scary or with Brody all the time. I don't got a curse at them.

00:52:22
Speaker 2: Fucked up.

00:52:24
Speaker 4: He's out boys, the Brooklyn boys.

00:52:28
Speaker 9: I need to.

00:52:30
Speaker 4: Yeah, guy I follow Anna totally too.

00:52:33
Speaker 2: Uh.

00:52:34
Speaker 4: He's freaking hysterical and awesome. But if you watch his videos, if you actually look him up, he's spoken about how people why people don't recognize him. He filmed like hundreds of videos before he started uploading him. It was part of his strategic rollout of his videos so that he wouldn't get noticed. But he does get noticed sometimes now, but the videos are fucking hysterics.

00:52:58
Speaker 3: This is the guy that wait list and I say, don't judge a book by its cover. He dresses as a janitar. He walks into gym's right yeah, and a blue outfit with a hat and looking like a nerd and a beard and glasses, and then he usually takes a slip and fall. He goes to the big beefcakes try and lift a seven hundred pound weights and then and then you know, but then he falls and they make fun of him, and then and then he lifts it up and everyone's like, what the fuck? He like effortlessly. By the way, you don't like about Vine, like about Vinnie. You can tell by his accent where he's from. He's he's you know, he's all people, and you know when he gets upset. He probably can't rage a little bit, maybe you know, curse a little bit, get angry. He's got that powerful deep voice. But Vinnie is reserved. He keeps his he keeps his disagreements calm, He keeps his agreements calm. He's mellow. I know he's got it in him to let loose, but he's right. When he disagrees with us, he's just it's like, yeah, I think that's ridiculous, that's moronic. But he doesn't get like I'm gonna kill you, scary or a fucking moron exactly. Some other slices could take a page out of Vidie's book very well. I don't think getting upset about the show we're putting on. We're not that serious exactly. Don't don't take it all personal. This is entertainment, folks, At least we're trying to make it entertainment.

00:54:24
Speaker 2: Anyway.

00:54:25
Speaker 3: Oh, speaking of it, my favorite I have a major entertainment update when we don't want to talk back now. And to that note, so sometimes people tell me, oh, yo, you got to check out check out.

00:54:36
Speaker 2: This thread online or whatever the case or not.

00:54:40
Speaker 3: I'm not even talking about the Brooklyn Boys, Slice Time Room whatever on Facebook.

00:54:44
Speaker 2: Apparently there's one of those, but apparently there's apparently no no, no, no, but apparently there's other ones out there for the for the big show, and there's Reddit and everybody. And I don't know. I don't have the time and the band with in my day to to go in there and address anybody. I don't. I don't really care. It's you know, I'm this is out.

00:55:06
Speaker 3: I'm putting out what we do, what we what we call entertainment. We all do this as a group that we got into this for a living. I'm still still like pinch myself that I get a paycheck to do this and that's it.

00:55:20
Speaker 2: And and it's if.

00:55:22
Speaker 3: You don't like it, just keep scrolling or it just keep turned out the new tune. I would be like, hey, change the channel. But in social media, it's like, just keep scrolling, keep scrolling. You know it is because no people like oh this haters out there. Man, there's people saying this about Janett and I'm like, great, at least someone's talking about me. It's like when I when I work, when I worked at the radio station, we would get text messages, right and they'd say, I can't stand all this pop music you're playing, why don't you play Metallica? Well, dude, you're listening to a pop radio station. That's the music format that people too and into that they expect to hear. If you want to hear Metallica, and you know I love Metallica, then go listen to a rock station or or on your phone or whatever. But don't complain about the content if it's in format. Now I'll give you an example, just real quick. There's a new Star Trek show called Stauffleet Academy. If you're a Star Trek fan, you may have seen it, but scary, it's getting a lot of heat and heat No, we can talk about that in the later days. That's the show where we should talk about. SNL did a great spoofer.

00:56:34
Speaker 2: It was awesome, terrific.

00:56:36
Speaker 3: So the new Star Trek show, which was always about adult serious subject matter, is now like a CW show. The posters are all like hip looking young kids with sleeveless shirts, and they're all laying on each other in the ads. It's a much different vibe. And so people who tune in expecting Star Trek are getting like one Tree Hill. They're getting like teen drama and a lot of.

00:57:05
Speaker 2: Different people. My point is you got to know your audience.

00:57:10
Speaker 3: But if they're trying to attract a different audience, I don't know if that's gonna work because the different audience wouldn't necessarily turn.

00:57:16
Speaker 2: Into Star Trek.

00:57:17
Speaker 3: So you got to keep things sort of consistent and and maybe get into things slowly, change things slowly. So anyway, my point is it be turned on see one hundred and her Metallica all the time. The Metallica fans would be thrilled, but all the Taylor Swift fans and the Olivia Rodrigo fans be.

00:57:33
Speaker 2: Like, whoa what what? What? What? What? What? All right?

00:57:36
Speaker 9: What?

00:57:37
Speaker 2: Anyway?

00:57:37
Speaker 4: Continuing, my favorite is when you have these giant juice heads that probably can't even wipe their own asses, they're so fucking stack.

00:57:44
Speaker 2: He's talking about the Anatolley guy. Still my favorite shot.

00:57:49
Speaker 4: Yeah, my favorite is when you have these giant juice heads that probably can't even wipe their own asses, they're so fucking stacked. Because he's a lean type of bill, but he's he's shredded and when you got these big fucking meat heads that are looking down on him and they're kind of laughing at him, like, Yeah, what's this guy gonna do? And then he picks it up with one hand or h does a clean jerk right over his fucking head with like massive amount of weight, and they're just looking at him like how to help. My favorite is when you have these giant juice heads that probably can't even wipe their own asses.

00:58:25
Speaker 2: They're so fucking stacked.

00:58:26
Speaker 3: It duplicated itself. That's a whole other file that's so weird. Well, thank you, we get the point.

00:58:31
Speaker 2: Thanks Vinnie.

00:58:32
Speaker 3: We'll do a few more of these, and then we got to take a break and we'll leave the rest for next week for Slice Time.

00:58:37
Speaker 11: Scary Body, never body, Scary Steed from the box over.

00:58:40
Speaker 2: There, rocking Steve Body. I usually think you're a very funny man.

00:58:45
Speaker 11: I just heard this the joke on episode three twenties three sixty two Slicetime. Well and James men Jay said yo, yo die, and then he said all all scary friends are on your your die yo is yo?

00:59:00
Speaker 2: That? Well? Nice to my fucking heart, Brodie a knife chaffing at I love your rocket, Steve, So they don't all land with you the way I would hope.

00:59:13
Speaker 7: Dolla mel from Connecticut. Here, I'm commenting on episode to eighty seven, and I didn't listen to Slice time, so maybe people commented on it. But here's how you know Scary Jones doesn't have kids. Brody said that his friend's thirteen year old son wouldn't get out of the front seat, and Scary goes, yeah, maybe if they were seven or eight, they'd be kicked out. Seven or eight are not allowed in the front seat. It's against the law. They still need to be in a car seat or a booster seat.

00:59:36
Speaker 2: So yeah, that's how you know. A great point. I don't have kids a while ago, but great point.

00:59:42
Speaker 3: You're right I have I don't have kids, and I don't know the ages of what they should be in the car seats tonight. If they're collicky, he'll ask you. But other than that, not my world. Sorry, all right, I think we played enough. I got an update. I got to update to people on big Update with.

00:59:55
Speaker 2: David Brody coming right by podcast I Slices.

01:00:01
Speaker 3: We told you last week, the week before, we said save the date, March eighth, Save the date.

01:00:07
Speaker 2: We were vague about the problem.

01:00:09
Speaker 3: We told you guys to save the date, but Scary forgot to save the date. No, we didn't save the date, Scary because I don't work at the radio station anymore. So I said, Scary, go in tomorrow and save the date. And Scary forgot to save the date because he's off buying a new car and he forgot.

01:00:27
Speaker 2: So we lost the date. We lost it. Well, yeah, man, it's a longer the date. First of all, that would have been.

01:00:35
Speaker 3: A Sunday, and I, well, I feel like we owe the Slices a really good Saturday night, and so I don't want to do something on a Sunday. Especially we were Sunday at three, people would have time to get there and get home.

01:00:48
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. The point is it won't be March eighth.

01:00:50
Speaker 3: But we are still planning a live Brooklyn Boys something even something, and we're working on dates. We already have a location, we got some of the logistics worked out. It'll be in Manhattan. Yeah, yeah, and and and and Saturday night is in Palm Springs. But we can't make it though.

01:01:08
Speaker 2: So Saturday Night's gonna be better because it better for.

01:01:11
Speaker 5: You know what.

01:01:11
Speaker 3: But if it's a Sunday, that's awesome too. Scary, We're doing our best to find a date that works. That being said, don't save the date, unsaved the date with unsave the date or plans on marching. Save it for something else. Save it for something that you wanted to do. You're free on March eighth.

01:01:27
Speaker 2: We were up at you.

01:01:28
Speaker 3: When it's a new date, to save that one will be savable. This one is no longer savable.

01:01:32
Speaker 2: Thank you for reminding me.

01:01:34
Speaker 3: All right, I want to play some sound and I want to talk about the fight I had. Okay, what should I do here? Let's let's talk. Let's please some sound. Go ahead, sound sad, sound time all right? Sound okay?

01:01:48
Speaker 2: Uh now I'm gonna play this clip. Uh you got you? You know what a hoosier is.

01:01:53
Speaker 3: Right, the Indiana Hoosiers. Yes, yeah, okay, very good, all right. They just won the national champion. They sure did it. It was just about a woman who is clueless about what she's talking about. Turn the volume up, Turn it up.

01:02:07
Speaker 7: Here we go eat the jas in the World Series and be willing to listen to kids calling him a hoosier.

01:02:13
Speaker 5: They call him a hoosier, Oh a hoser. They call him as a hoosier, Oh a hoser. They called him a hoser. Not sorry, my bad.

01:02:24
Speaker 2: Okay.

01:02:25
Speaker 3: So in Canada they were they were insulting the Dodgers and they called the manager of the Dodgers a hoser, which is an insult, like you're an idiot.

01:02:35
Speaker 2: Oh well you're you're a hoser.

01:02:37
Speaker 3: She thought they were calling him a hoosier and that was a Canadian insult. She's on a sports station. It's like the girl who didn't know that a buck eye was someone who played at Ohio State. Yeah, so this is a sports reporter, allegedly a right.

01:02:55
Speaker 2: Explain to me what the Listen the way this guy refers to the word lackadaisical. What do you think the mindset will be? Do you think umpires will be sharper? Do you think they'll be you know, less sharp more? Lackadaisical to use a word, lack lack of use a word. Aren't you using lots of word? What does that mean? Do you think they're gonna be lackadaisical to use a word? No, just lackadaisical. End of sentence.

01:03:25
Speaker 3: Right you have to say to use it, like if you said to use a S a T word, or to use a big word us or lackadaisical to use a word, okay, okay, scary. This guy is a sportscaster. He's talking about Venus de Milo tackles, and he explains that it's a tackle when you don't use your arms. And he tries to explain what Venus de Milo is and listen to what he thinks. Venus de Milo is.

01:03:51
Speaker 2: Mean.

01:03:51
Speaker 1: Johnson used to call it run like that had a couple of Venus de Milo tackle.

01:03:57
Speaker 2: You know, those of you who aren't familiar with Venus Deilo, he does not have any arms. If you're not familiar with Venus de Milo, he does not have any arms. Scary.

01:04:08
Speaker 3: What can you tell me about the Venus de Milo statue. It's a she, that's correct. So thanks for telling your audience what Venus de Milo is. It's a famous one of the most famous statues in the world, doesn't There's a woman with Noah broke off. It's a Venus de Milo. Now, this person is talking about a new Korean duo that they're gonna Korean pop stars.

01:04:32
Speaker 2: Two young Koreans. Listen to their names.

01:04:35
Speaker 5: They are two North Korean defectors who could be on the verge of K pop Superstardou and suck.

01:04:48
Speaker 2: Old catch their names. Chuck suck. Yeah, chuck and suck.

01:04:54
Speaker 11: Here we go.

01:04:54
Speaker 5: Oh, come on and suck me chuk and suck.

01:04:59
Speaker 3: Now it's actually chuck and suk. But he said chuck and suck, and that's how they move be forever branded. You're not supposed to be sucking, then chuck up chuck. This person just combines two expressions and she makes no sense. Again, another sportscaster making no sense. All right, they're talking about how close the Buffalo Bill's football game is a tight one.

01:05:27
Speaker 5: Right now in Buffalo, I'm hearing Maria, what's.

01:05:29
Speaker 2: The landst Yeah, you're right, Jack, And right now Buffalo is knocking on the doorstep. Is knocking on the doorstep?

01:05:37
Speaker 3: Okay, So that means you're on the ground and your knuckles are hitting the concrete. Right, because you're knocking on the doorsteps, Either you're knocking on the door or you're on the doorstep.

01:05:48
Speaker 2: Right, either one she conflated into two. Yeah, they're knocking on the doorstep. Okay.

01:05:53
Speaker 3: Now this person is trying to explain how amazing baseball is talking about the World Series. The manager of the Dog put a new guy in Centi field right, and that inning he put the new guy in Cena field for defense. He makes an unbelievable catch to save the game. So the manager made a great call putting this guy in. So the announcer, his explanation is how amazing baseball is. And to anyone who thinks baseball is scripted, listen to what he says.

01:06:23
Speaker 5: Who knows to Dave Roberts for knowing that was going to happen and how that game was going to end.

01:06:27
Speaker 2: For all of you guys that think sports are scripted, he knew it. That's why he put him in right there. Obviously that means that means that it's scripted. Yeah, it's not scripted.

01:06:38
Speaker 3: He knew it.

01:06:39
Speaker 2: He knew it, right right. That's your argument, it's not scripted.

01:06:43
Speaker 3: He knew it. So yeah, look, I don't believe baseball is scripted, but that's not an argument. So all right, who are the most too important people of the night?

01:06:54
Speaker 5: And suck?

01:06:55
Speaker 2: Chuck and suck? Is that the name of this episode, Chuck and suck? We met have to call it that? Yeah? Well I like that.

01:07:02
Speaker 3: I mean I am, by the way, I am happy for the Indian the Indiana Indiana Hoosiers because you gotta feel for them. They never This is the I like the story of the quarterback, right Mendoza. He basically grew up, he went to what is it? He went to university. He grew up in Miami, right, and he tried to do a walk on at the University of Miami to get on the.

01:07:28
Speaker 2: Team, and they told him no. So what does he do? He goes to Indiana and then faces Miami in their house in Miami and wins the game. I feel like they need to make a movie around this guy.

01:07:43
Speaker 3: This's gotta be so he's gonna be the number one pick by the Las Vegas Raiders and the Jets pick number two. He's the best quarterback maybe to come out allegedly so far, we don't know yet, but he's one of the best quarterback prospects in a couple of years, and he's gonna go with the first pick, and the Jets, who haven't had a good quarterback in about twenty years, picked second. And there's nobody that's worth a second round pick, allegedly in the drafts to the Raiders, who sucked, who talk and suck, fuck and suck and sucked more than the jets talking sucked. Also, speaking of tucking suck, uh the twenty sixteen trend.

01:08:20
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, did you guys? I did it. I did it with just celebrities like, yeah, here my celebrities. A picture from twenty sixteen. You have it on my phone. You love that.

01:08:29
Speaker 3: That was your big big moment, your twenty That was when Ariana Grande looked a lot different, and so did I.

01:08:35
Speaker 2: Well, well, here's the thing. You were thinner back then, she was less thin back then she was. You both looked better. You traded places.

01:08:44
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. Wait, anyway, what's a movie? I got one less question for you, and we got to take the break. We have another, we have another break. Oh oh, it's a it's a it's a it's a chicken palm question. I will wait, all right, let's wait take wait on this. Okay, okay, think, think.

01:09:03
Speaker 2: And scary God, this is.

01:09:07
Speaker 3: Gonna be one of these scary where I think there's gonna be a line in the sand where you were gonna be like, oh yeah, and I'm gonna say and we'll let the slices the side. So you know, this new, this new thing, it's all of a social media If you're a chicken palm fanatic like we are where they They showed table side palm where they put the chicken cutlet on the table and then they pour the cheese and sauce over the top. And I've said to you, I don't like that as much. I like the sauce to get into the crust.

01:09:37
Speaker 2: A little bit.

01:09:39
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, So there's a video I saw. It's a place called bar Mutz. Now I love the name of the place. You know, my dog is Mutsi, so bar Mutz. I'm all about it. Can you see this picture? Scary, don't say what it is yet. Can you see the picture? It's a table side chicken palm.

01:10:02
Speaker 2: Covered in basil and then basil leaves, giant basil leaves.

01:10:07
Speaker 3: And then they pour the sauce and cheese over the top of that. Now you know, I don't like green shit. The last thing I want is leaves in my chicken palm. So I commented on it and I said, I'll take it. Get that grass off of my food.

01:10:24
Speaker 2: I don't want. And then they put parsley on top of that.

01:10:27
Speaker 3: It's too much green basil should not be under the cheese, like surprise, and you're biting into leaves. Basils are garnish. It's flavored on pizza. If you like it, I don't like it. Are you eating that? Are you wanting? I love the taste of basil and all. I love basil under the sauce and cheese. I'm okay with it as long as it tears apart, and I don't rip the whole piece and put it in my mouth with the cheese.

01:10:53
Speaker 2: I don't know.

01:10:54
Speaker 5: You know what.

01:10:55
Speaker 3: First of all, we here's a line in the sand, right right right off the bat I love the sauce on afterwards, I don't want it bathing in the sauce because the chicken palm. First of all, the chicken has to be a chicken cut it, and it has to be crisp. So in order to preserve the crispness of the outer out of the bread crumbs of the cutlet you pour the sauce on afterwards, and the cheese so you get that crunch. If you make the chicken parm and you bathe it in the sauce, the bread crumbs become wet with the sauce and become and become it becomes shiny. When we say in Italian shangat it becomes what it's like mush the bread and then now you're just eating eating chicken chicken mush, I don't know. And you bite into it and there's the white meat chicken in there. I need the cutlet to stay intact. The edges are crispy, the middle is Oh you get that sauce and breading mixture.

01:12:00
Speaker 2: That's terrific. I love anyway, This is what I break with you on that.

01:12:03
Speaker 3: But I I don't want you don't want. I don't want garnish under my cheese, not even a garnish at that point about you're okay with a regan I like a regano because it's dried and it's like it's dried out and it's tiny, tiny, tiny, And I like the taste of a regano. I'm not I'm not to post a seasoning, but I don't want a regano leaves on my food. Well, I'm I gotta say that it does not bother me one way or another. Well, you know what, we should go there one night. Let's go to bar uts and I'll get it without the basil. You get it with the basil.

01:12:33
Speaker 2: What about you there? Okay?

01:12:35
Speaker 3: What do you feel How do you feel about chicken millonnaise or any or pork milonnaise or veal milanaise. Okay, if if I go somewhere and there's like chafing dishes of chicken milonnaise, I will eat it. If there's chicken pikata, I love it. Well, hold on, wait a second restaurant. If I'm going to a restaurant, I'm always going to order the chicken palm because I get breading, I get sauce, I get cheese.

01:13:01
Speaker 2: It's all about it.

01:13:02
Speaker 3: Obviously, you don't know what chicken milonnaise is because you're not rejecting it. I thought for sure you'd reject chicken milonnaise.

01:13:08
Speaker 2: You're talking about florentine, which has spinach. No did I say florentine? I said milonnaise. Okay, you're about to retract your own statement. Chicken milonnaise is it? Is it?

01:13:19
Speaker 3: Crisp chicken cutlet with a salad on top, with with lead tomatoes, cucumbers with Greek yogurt on top, No yogurt, lettuce, tomato like a salad, and no sauce, no sauce, no cheese.

01:13:35
Speaker 2: No, No, I'm not eating milonnaise. No, no, I confuse it with something else. No, oh no, you think you think of chicken franchise. Yeah, chicken fran Chase. I'll eat That's like the lemon butter fran Chase.

01:13:49
Speaker 11: Thank you.

01:13:50
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll eat that. I'll eat chicken Pocada. Love chicken Pocada. No capers, Uh yeah, paws paws, no capers. But I but I'm always going to a chicken palm at a restaurant, no matter what other chicken dishes are on the menu. The only time I don't have chicken palm is that they have like what do they call that? It's the chicken that's rolled and it's got prejudo and regotta inside.

01:14:12
Speaker 2: It's like court on blue. Nope, no, no, no, no no.

01:14:15
Speaker 3: It's got different names, but it's got so it's like sometimes it's veal. Sometimes they call it like you go that it's like Uncle Tony's chicken.

01:14:22
Speaker 2: Yeah, hold on, hold on, okay, hold on.

01:14:24
Speaker 3: What's it called when you roll chicken or veal around regatta and perjutto something like that slices you know what I'm talking about.

01:14:31
Speaker 2: Anyway, I like that that.

01:14:33
Speaker 3: I like like muzzarella in the middle maybe, but otherwise I'm a parm I'm a chicken palm guy.

01:14:38
Speaker 2: What am I gonna do? A pum guy?

01:14:40
Speaker 3: Something I wanted to bring up here, Basically, you making fun of me in those days of talking about me and my tight little apartment are about to come to an end. You know the fact that I've got no room and I've been here for twenty years, and I got these rab walls, and I was talking about that when you went to the bathroom, I said, you could lean your chair back and reach into the bathroom and grab the toothpaste.

01:15:08
Speaker 2: Small place.

01:15:10
Speaker 3: Well, I will have you know, David Brody and the Slices you heard it here first. I haven't even talked about it on the Big Show at all. But you know, but you guys, you all mean a lot to me because I feel like the slices in us were one big family here.

01:15:25
Speaker 2: I'm going to be moving out of this condominium very soon. He's moving on up. I'm doubling my space and I'm doubling my price, maybe more, but the time has come. I've outgrown this place. I've been here for eight really has the injections to make him smaller. He's getting tight.

01:15:50
Speaker 3: I've been in this condo for nineteen years now. I never just thought about moving on anytime. Someone said, aren't you getting sick of that?

01:15:59
Speaker 2: What are you doing? A lot?

01:16:01
Speaker 3: You did a lot of some of my other friends, my Hoboken friends did, and I'm like, and I said, yeah, it's an afterthought. I used my apartment to like hang out to my podcast and then I and then I go to bed and I sleep there and I eat there sometimes but not really.

01:16:16
Speaker 2: You know, I'm not here very much. Well, I've outgrown it. I want a walk in closet, dammit.

01:16:23
Speaker 3: So I'm going I'm going to have a two bedroom and two and a half bathroom David Brody two bedroom, two.

01:16:31
Speaker 2: And a half bath And I can't wait to start. I mean, I.

01:16:38
Speaker 3: It's out there, the ask is out there. I looked at a bunch of places already. That's why we were all so busy last week, and I think I settled on one. I don't want to jinx it because it hasn't closed yet, but yeah, I made a serious inquiry about a place that is going to be double the size of my current living So, so Brody, you cannot make fun of me anymore. Once this happens. I'm so excited for that.

01:17:06
Speaker 2: I am very very happy for you. Don't be too happy. Don't be too happy yet. We'll see how this goes. And I'm obviously gonna have to furnish it. Is there a pool, swimen, there's an indoor pool there, I know there is. We're gonna have to talk about that next episode. We have a pool quandary. We'll talk about that next episode. Are you ending this podcast?

01:17:30
Speaker 4: No?

01:17:30
Speaker 2: You wanna.

01:17:31
Speaker 3: Let's want to make that the thing. We'll make that the thing. I will tell you breaking news by the time you hear this podcast. It's not gonna be breaking news. But our Mets just made a massive trade. Yeah, massive trade.

01:17:42
Speaker 2: Who did we get.

01:17:44
Speaker 3: One of the best pitchers in baseball? We just got Freddy Peralta from the Brewers for uh for Jet Williams and and and uh and sprote that one of the.

01:17:53
Speaker 2: Top pitching prospects. The Mets just got one of the best starting pitchers in baseball. Oh yeah, Oh my god.

01:18:01
Speaker 3: I'm excited because you know what, I was pissed that we lost Nimo and Alonzo d As I could have parted with because he always gave me a heart attack when he went on the mound. When when he went on the mound. But my god, really, yes, this is good. Huge, huge news, huge news, huge.

01:18:21
Speaker 2: Coming out of Mets camp. Yeah. So are we happy with the team Now we didn't get Cody Bellinger.

01:18:27
Speaker 3: No, dude, we just made a mass got one of the best pictures of baseball right now. Amazing, amazing, all right, Yeah, anyway, let's go on. No, No, that's all I got to say right now.

01:18:37
Speaker 4: You know, so.

01:18:39
Speaker 3: I'm I'm excited, you know, for you to make fun of me as I you know, decorate this new place.

01:18:45
Speaker 2: No, I'm I'm very well as you decorate it.

01:18:48
Speaker 3: That's gonna be yes, Yeah, that's gonna I'm gonna have to painting everything white. Yes, listen. I will tell you this Scary has a tendency. And we've talked about this. He has excellent taste. But he'll see a picture in a magazine and then buy the room in the picture. You don't you ever like, go to a clothing store and you go to the gap, You're like, I like that outfit on the may that outfit, Yeah, because I.

01:19:09
Speaker 2: Got the mannequin.

01:19:11
Speaker 3: Scary opens up a magazine, he goes I like that. I'll buy the chair, the rug, the couch, the picture, buys it all, puts it in his house. So I'm very curious. But I'm also excited because Scary want to have a second bedroom for his own. Studio will no longer be in his in the middle of his living room, and he'll have a bed in there where I can stay when I want to sleep over.

01:19:30
Speaker 2: I'm on second thought, I don't.

01:19:33
Speaker 3: Think I'm gonna put I don't think I'm gonna put a second bed in that bedroom. Now I think I'm still getting off. I think it's just gonna be in an office. I'll bring an air mattress and hold on. Scary, tell us about the pool, because I'm very excited.

01:19:45
Speaker 2: As a pool. Uh, tell us about.

01:19:47
Speaker 3: There's an indoor Olympic size or lap pool or whatever they can. It's a big lap pool year round. Now, now a second, why are you getting excited from my pool? Because because I know that you're not a fan of indoor pools. We're gonna talk about that in a second, but you're not gonna use it. So I'm gonna come over. No, you're not the indoor pool all these fucking years, slic says, you're on my witness all along these episodes. You can go back to any of these episodes. Brody never ever ever invited me over to his fucking pool. I never got to go in Brody's pool.

01:20:21
Speaker 2: Second, there's a difference. No, there's no difference.

01:20:24
Speaker 3: If if you went on my pool, I had to sanitize it. If I go in your pool, the people in the building will sanitize it. You were not invited, David Brody, Sorry, you're not coming over. And I'm gonna have I'm gonna have non alcoholic beverages in the pool. I'm gonna bring floats because I sold my house. I have all these floats now in the garage. I'm gonna bring over my face hire, my mess float, my giant pineapple, my pigs once got me a giant baseball gloup float.

01:20:49
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be lounging. You're just gonna fade Brody's mic out right, Yeah, by Brolin, do boys not brocol Brocklin

01:21:08
Speaker 5: Boys, brock Li