#339: The Spirit Of 1770

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Speaker 1: Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boy, Start Up, Brooklyn Boy, start up dot Up.

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Speaker 2: They making noise dot up.

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Speaker 1: Start up, dot Up.

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Speaker 2: Episode three. It's the Brooklyn Boys Podcast. David Brody, Hi, good afternoon. I'm good afternoon.

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Speaker 1: I I owe the slices and apology so.

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Speaker 2: Soon, right off the bat, within the first thirty seconds of the podcast.

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Speaker 1: It's been bothering me for a couple of weeks, and I didn't know how to bring it up.

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Speaker 2: And I.

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Speaker 1: So, you remember a few weeks ago, we were talking about the woman who got charged extra for waxing her private area, and we said she must have had a large FUPA. Yes, which is the fat up upper pubic bird well, pubic area is the nice way of saying it. Yeah, And we made jokes about it maybe for two episodes. Yeah, And after the second episode, I was sitting on my couch and it dawned on me that I missed an obvious joke and I didn't want to bring it up right away, and I forgot to bring it up last week.

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Speaker 2: And I just thought, this woman.

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Speaker 1: With the big fupa who was being charged extra should have had a fupon.

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Speaker 2: She should have.

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Speaker 1: Actually actually had a fu pon maybe like get a fupon on groupon.

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Speaker 2: Why why is that an apology? Why are you apologize?

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Speaker 1: Because I should I should have had it right away. I should have popped into my head right away. And I feel like it's lost its luster. But if you're gonna be overcharged for the fupa, you should have a fupon Okay, So that's it. Slices my apologies, I throw myself on your mercy. So last week and I saw each other. We saw each other. Oh yeah, we did see each other this week. Yeah, and I had a problem. But I'll talk about that a little bit later.

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Speaker 2: All right, you go first, Well, no, it's it's not it's not a you you you than me, than you than me or whatever. I don't know where what's the strongest. What What do you feeling most like that we need to get to it? Is it the obvious? Is it the uh eight hundred pound gorilla in the room?

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Speaker 1: Well, you mentioned you mentioned at the end of slice time that you had a ghost story.

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Speaker 2: I did slices again. It's one of these.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm not gonna believe it or people to get mad. I'm even not believe in it.

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Speaker 2: But we do. I'm saying, I'm just bullshit. We do a lot of joking on the podcast. Sometimes I say stuff about things that I believe in or half believe. And when it comes to ghosts and aliens, I have inklings and I have intuitions and beliefs that they exist, all right, but I've never had any proof. Okay, Slices, I come to you today to tell you now there are absolu fusolutely ghosts in this world. Ghosts are real and okay, and here's why. And Brody, I don't know if you believe me. I told you the story.

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Speaker 1: And Brodie's already got a smirk on his face because I'm wondering how the hell he's going to shoot this down. Okay, just to be clear, when you say you told Brody the story, all you said was I stayed in the hotel, there was a ghost that involved your bathroom, and I'll tell you about it. You didn't tell me anything else, and I said, I don't believe it.

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Speaker 2: I so you have an AI song ready for me by now, But all right.

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Speaker 1: No, no, I'm after write one after I hear the details.

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Speaker 2: All right, we'll hear the details. Okay, So my girlfriend and I, along with Straight and eight from The Big Show, went a three way. Yeah. We went to a place called seventeen seventy house in East Hampton. We went for our friend Lee's birthday.

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Speaker 1: Okay, that is at the very tip of Long Island, New York. Yeah, east Hampton, Hampton's.

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Speaker 2: It's the east. Yeah, well not the very tip of the Montalk. But it doesn't really matter. It's out there. It's out there. It's out there. And we stayed at a house that was built in this It's a bed and breakfast and it was a nice creaky Victorian style looking house on a tree lined street. And there's there's six rooms in it. So here I read it.

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Speaker 1: Don't believe you what I'm just getting ready, I was gonna say.

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Speaker 2: So the house is building in sixteen hundreds, it was remodeled in this in seventeen seventy, which is where it's got its name, and then again in the eighteen hundreds.

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Speaker 1: You're doing a commercial for this place. No, no, no, not a sponsor.

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Speaker 2: And they should be especially for people that I mean, some people that like that want to see ghosts, they want to stay in haunted houses. They will pay double triple for a Haunted House day. So there I was in the room. Got I just got out of the shower. Now me, I like to shave in the shower, So I have my Gillette razor, not a sponsor in the shower. Did you cut your legs? Yeah, exactly. So I shave in the shower, and I rested the razor on the shelf. Get out of the shower, drive myself off. Now I'm looking in the mirror, I'm doing my hair, and I hear the razor fall to the floor in the shower. Now I have been in hotels before and that razor and other razors have fallen to the fucking floor. Maybe I didn't secure it onto the ledge properly, whatever it was. But I go into the shower. I pick it up off the floor. And now I caught very consciously because it fell secure it onto a shelf, and it was a solid marble shelf that was in the shower, you know, the shelf, mar you know whatever, those types of things, those shelves. I put the razor all the way in toward against the wall on the shelf. It was not hanging.

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Speaker 1: Off, by any stretch of the imagination, in any close way.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it was on the fucking shelf securely. I get out of the shower. I continue to do my hair.

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Speaker 1: My girlfriend is in her room, is in the next room doing her hair.

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Speaker 2: She had this Nate. Is she in the shower. No, Nate, Natea's in a room that's in another building. Because they he had the outhouse. They gave me, they did. They gave Nate the house. Around the outside, round the outside, there was a house attached to the were the trailer park girls over there. The two trailer park girls were walking around the outside, around the outside, okay, And thirty seconds later, the fucking razor falls on the floor in the shower, and my girlfriend is my witness and I'm like, oh my god.

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Speaker 1: And Robin's like, what happened. I'm like, my razor it fell again. And she goes, whooh, we have a guests. We got company. She was like so happy, smiling your ear. And I'm like, no fucking way. I fucking had this thing secured to the shelf.

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Speaker 2: I picked it up, I put it back on the shelf, and now I'm staring at it. I'm like I'm looking the whole time. I'm like looking back at it, looking back and I'm like, keep looking back in the mirror and then looking back at the razor. It does not It does not fall again. That's it. That was the end of the episode.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Is there a little trap door like a hinge on the shelf that they could push a button and drop a razor?

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Speaker 2: Bro that right there in that moment. In that moment, Scary Jones has gone from a seventy percent believer in apparitions and ghosts to one hundred percent. I am now all in that we have that ghosts exist, because there's no there's no other explanation, there's nothing. Brody's like trying, like, I mean, already you're trying to you had a hole poker, these.

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Speaker 1: Jollette razors where you push the button and vibrates where it could it just No? Is it possible that the hotel is built on a hill and the whole place is slanted and it just slid off the shelf. No, because you're in the room, you don't realize the hotel is sl No. Yeah, so, so so you think this is your theory that a person died possibly hundreds of years ago, when this place was built the seventeen hundreds and has spent two hundred and fifty years roughly whatever this seventeen seventy so whatever, Yeah, whatever it is souh two hundred and fifty five years haunting that place, and it's and and all it does in its post life experience is push your razor off the ledge.

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Speaker 2: No, I think it fucks with everybody who stays in that room, or there's death play or it's a playful ghost. Right, I'll tell you why.

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Speaker 1: Nobody, And nobody had that experience and posted it unline. Google it, yeah, could you google to see if other people's raises fall off that ledge?

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Speaker 2: No, but if anyone could google right now seventeen seventy house, East Hampton and see and hauntings and see what what comes up?

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Speaker 1: Did you did you look it up to see if the place was because it's a foregone conclusion. In fact, later that evening, Later that evening, yes, the three of us were having drinks at the bar and we were having cosmos.

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Speaker 2: Don't laugh. I put my drink on the bar.

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Speaker 1: And the glass slid across the fucking bar and it did it not only once but twice, and I fucking captured it on video and you can see it and I posted it on my story and I'm like, look at this shit, Look at this.

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Speaker 2: This fucking glass is sliding across the goddamn bar by itself without and there's a camera on it and no one's near it. Now, some people DMed me and said, well, I'm a bartender, and there could have been some moisture under the glass and it could have been hydroplaning. How would it go by itself? Okay, So then we told the bartender, look the glass moved, and not only that, my razor fell twice. And he looked at me and he laughed and he goes, yeah, he goes, I've been known to see some things around here. I said, well, what have you seen. The bartender said that, first of all, that we were in a speakeasy which was built in the nineteen twenties. That's where this bar was in the basement. And he goes, oh, there have been times where you see that door over there. That door has a clear latch to it, a latch that is obvious. We've closed that door securely locked, and it's been known to just open itself up and kind of like start swinging open a little bit, and it's done it so many times that we don't pay it any mind anymore. So there's a ghost that's fucking with them in the basement that is taking a locked goddamn door, a locked door with a latch that again physically impossible to there's no no, no, there's no tricks to it. That this, that there was a ghost there and it does what it does now, okay, and the fire and then he goes like this he says, and he goes, oh yeah, he goes, I got a great I said, what's your favorite story that you have from this hotel? He goes, well, A couple told us one time that they were staying. They said, yeah, we had a we had an interesting night.

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Speaker 1: One of the men came home and found him in bed with a ghost woman that she that she didn't recognize, and he was banging this woman.

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Speaker 2: He's like, I didn't realize it was there's a ghost. She was banging me. The couple told bartender ed that it was one o'clock in the morning the night before and they heard in the next room a little girl jumping on a bed playing and she was making noise, and then it sounded like a girl like playing, like jumping up on down on a bed like laughing playing, and it wouldn't stop. So they called down to the front desk and they said, Hi, listen, I don't mean to be rude, but can you tell the people next door to put their kid to sleep? Whatever? The kid is jumping on the bed. And the people at the hotel said, sir, ma'am, you're the only one staying in the hotel tonight. You're the only occupied room. There was no one in the other room. But it was the ghost, the ghost host, the ghost with the most And I bet you it was that little girl. She was mischievous, and she was the one who slid my razor blade off the frigging ledge onto my shower floor, right, the little girl, right? Yes? Who else could it have been? I think moved a little girl who was pushing my cosmo across the bar, which I got on video. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so here's what I've googled. Okay, no little girl died in that hotel. And according to Google, while some sources mention haunted places in the Hamptons, there's no strong evidence to suggest that the seventeen seventy house restaurant in is specific considered haunted. There are no claims. Nobody's posted anything about that place being haunted ed. The bartender didn't post anything. No one that's ever stayed there has posted anything. Not a thing. So unless you were the first haunting ever, not a thing.

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Speaker 2: Could have been. But okay, what about the what about the latch coming undone at the door in the basement? What about that you saw the latch coming happens all the time because the bartender told you.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's got to be true. The bartender told you. The guy whose job it is is to make the place not entertaining and get people to come on. Man, you think that he would just tell tell a falsehood like that. Oh, a bartender never slices. If you're a bartender, have you made up stories and told them to your guests? You absolutely have leave us to talk about the radio app. Hit the microphone button.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, podcast man. You are something else. You will never believe that you don't believe in ghosts. You'll never believe in ghosts.

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Speaker 1: No. You know, while we were in break though, I noticed that the pen that I keep in front of me, that was on the right side of my desk here where I'm broadcasting from, is now an inch to the left of where I had put it down. Yeah, but then I also noticed I wrote a note on the piece of paper in front of me.

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Speaker 2: So let's go.

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Speaker 1: Now, Scary, Yes, moving on. I stopped by Scary's house to drop something off and pick something up, and I was I was really hungry. I had to I had I had to kill an hour because I was meeting somebody else and they're like, oh, you got to come in about an hour. So I'm like, god fuck, I'm hungry, so scared, Like, oh, you got to go to this place in that place. They're all like, he's giving me fancy restaurants to go to by myself. I'm like, I got an hour to kill. I just want to get some pizza Chinese food. So I said, where should I go for Chinese food? It's oh, you got to go to this place. It's fantastic this place, so I look it up. He recommended Precious Chinese, where I had been a few years ago. H scared because I don't really go to for Chinese food a lot. You know, I eat healthy and I don't have Chinese.

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Speaker 2: Food a lot.

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Speaker 1: That's not that's not entirely well. You said, I don't need a lot of takeout Chinese food.

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Speaker 2: I did not make the claim that I always eat healthy, cause that's clearly a lot.

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Speaker 1: You order a lot, you order salads, a lot, and grub. I do, I do want to? I tend to if I take out, I tend to order, right. I don't eat healthy restaurants. But when you bring the food home, that's what. Yeah, yes, salad, that's true.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 1: So he tells me to go to Pressures Chinese Food. Now, I've been in Prescious Chinese Food and Hoboken and it was really good. But I've been in a long time. Well, apparently need that has scary because they closed two years ago.

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Speaker 2: See what hell do I know? I told you I haven't gone.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, He's like, oh, you gotta go to Pressure Chinese Food at least two years ago there. Yeah, do you know in the last time I ordered Chinese food to my house, like Chinese takeouts two years ago, six years ago? So there, that would that would endp So then I call a place. Then the scars like, well, also, there's a place would walk in the name. Everybody's got a place with walk in the name. Gotta go to the walk place or something like that. So I call the walk place and I say, I don't want to order roast pork lo maine, no vegetables. And the guy and the woman says, okay, pork lo main, no vegetables. I said, roast pork lomin right, no fresh pork.

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Speaker 2: Again.

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Speaker 1: I've had this problem I've talked about on the podcast. I don't want fresh pork. It's like going to McDonald's and they say, we don't have fries, we only have sweet potato fries.

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Speaker 2: No I want fries. I want roast pork.

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Speaker 1: Roast pork is a staple of Chinese restaurants. I don't need you to give me fancy fresh pork. I want the ship that has red on it and it did Americans eat. I want red roast porks and that place is out. So wait a second.

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Speaker 2: When you order roast pork fried rice, and I know what you're talking about with the red on the outside, what do you what is that? How is that different from fresh?

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Speaker 1: That's a sauce Like when they make sparribs, you get that red sauce on it. They put that.

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Speaker 2: But is that not fresh roast pork that you eating? Right? No, what the fresh roast pork is like?

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Speaker 1: They take pork, they cook pork in the oven, the chop up the pork, and they throw pieces of pork in your food.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I want I want the broiled red what so what is that called? That's not roasted.

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Speaker 1: Roasted pork, but it's got this sauce on it. When you buy boneless ribs, is it red?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Right?

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Speaker 1: Where color is pork white?

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Speaker 2: Gray? Right? That red on it? So they prepare it completely differently. Right, So that place was out.

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Speaker 1: Then I then I called another place and I looked at the menu to make sure that they had roast pork. Well, scary, the place near you is not a Chinese restaurant. It is a restaurant for Chinese people. It's beef tendons and stomach and and it's the kind of place that hangs the dead animals in the window. It's where Chinese people go to get food from China. I don't want China food. I want Chinese food, meaning American ship like Cantonese style or Sese Wan.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 1: By the time I found one Chinese restaurant now that was open at this because they all closed it when I was at your how they all closed. There was one place open until ten thirty. I had to go into a bad area of Hoboken, like off the strip on it, like broken down cars. I don't even know what I was. It was a bad area. Yeah, it was such a bad area of Chinese food. Did you find the Yeah, the gates were down over the window because they don't they don't want the windows broken.

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Speaker 2: Keep their gates down. That's the best. The kind of neighborhood bought us the other side of town, the other side of the tracks, if they as they say, there.

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Speaker 1: Was a broken down car in the spot next to me when I pulled.

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Speaker 2: In, and yours was about to be the second one. Yeah, So I kept an eye on.

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Speaker 1: My car and I ordered. I ordered, you know what, I ordered roast porkelominum vegetables. And I go in and they're behind bulletproof glass, and I said, is it the same price cash would charge? Because I don't have cash or we don't take credit cards?

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Speaker 2: What I don't have any money?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Well, you could scan that QR code. And so I had to scan the QR code I then had, and then it opens up a menu ordering app and then had to replace my order online app to that, and then pay online and I said, why don't you take credit cards?

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Speaker 2: Too much fraud, Too much fraud. That's the neighborhood five minutes from that was the name of the Chinese restaurant. Too much fraud, too much fraud.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hello, welcome to tour fraud.

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Speaker 2: I thought you found Low Fat Chow. Low Fat Chow is great. That's a great Italian Chinese restaurant. How would you like a side order of scam? You scam you low l O fat Chow c H O W the best? Right? Yeah? So this place?

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Speaker 1: So I got the food, Uh, it was terrible. The low Maine was thick like linguine.

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Speaker 2: Brody, Brody brody. Why don't you call.

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Speaker 1: Me the Chinese food because you already told me a place that was closed for years. I was gonna call you for another recommend I would have sent you to Young two. Young two is the best? Oh yeah, yeah?

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Speaker 2: Did I strike a chord with you? Was it a minor?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: So you do know Kendrick Lamar, you asshole? You do you know that like us? There it is right there.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't scary. I know that's I know that line from the song because it became you proved.

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Speaker 2: My point that America knows that fucking lyric and that line.

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Speaker 1: In that song scary. I know that line from TikTok and the super Bowl. I don't know anything about Kendrick Lamar that is. But that's my point. You don't have to know anything about him except for that, and you know it. Prior to the super Bowl. I didn't know the line, and I didn't know him or the song.

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Speaker 2: The super Bowl was five months by the way, I officially won that. Go all the way back to that conversation that we had. I win. Now, I win that part.

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Speaker 1: No you don't you referenced it scary. Five fucking months later, I learned the line. I couldn't tell you the name of the song, not like us. I just know that line. I couldn't tell you that anyway. Win anything back to you anyway. You gotta you gotta move. I would never live in your neighborhood. You can't get good Chinese for you, Yeah, bougie funck. Nobody wants bougie Chinese food, fresh pork. I want grease fried shit. They were trying to like, help you out, me kill you.

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Speaker 2: That's what I want, me kill you. Wow, that's what I want. Yes, once again, brody, You never terrible, never ceased to amaze me.

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Speaker 1: Slices, you know what I'm talking about. You just want Chinese food, You want fried rice, you want one one? Do they not have those items that fancy place had?

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Speaker 2: Like? What did the fancy well? What did you end up ordering?

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Speaker 1: Then?

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Speaker 2: Did you have the fun did you have fancy Chinese? Or you had the shitty one? You had the crappy stuff? No, you're the crappy stuff that you had the crappy stuff from the crappy neighborhood. Right, but did you throw it out and get something new? Did you go somewhere else?

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Speaker 1: What? Every place was closed at that point? The name of the place was was we not good? That's the name of the place.

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Speaker 2: Let me say we. If you would have called me, you texted me it says scary, this ain't happening. I would have sent you to Young two in Hoboken, which is amazing. Don't do the line again, Okay, why did it?

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Speaker 1: Why? Why didn't you tell me that when I asked you in front of your house, where should I go for Chinese food? Because because precious is the best grand opening, grand closing? What do you want me to say? It's it was great. So you know, I do go to Young two as a backup. I should have said young too, right up front.

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Speaker 2: I heard you went to too Young Young two is amazing. And by the way, it's it's y e u n G. Okay, y eu and G. It's not y o u G. Just for the record, okay, And I don't know what happened to young one. I should have asked young one.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 2: We always order from young to me and my friends, my friends and I, my friends and me when we're at Brian, when we're at jet Ski's house, Kee Brian, Yeah, we order from Young too. Well, we go in, we go to the restaurant, we sit there. Yeah, we've done that.

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Speaker 1: Why weren't you referenced that place when I said I'm starving for Chinese food.

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Speaker 2: I don't know, But now I'm thinking about what happened to Young one. Why is it called young two? There is no young one.

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Speaker 1: Maybe maybe a young one Padawan, maybe young ones in another city.

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Speaker 2: Maybe the second restaurant could be.

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Speaker 1: Maybe Young one was by the people who won't precious and they both went out of business.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know anyway, So so my my neighborhood has failed you, and are you just are you a child that you have to have Chinese food?

00:23:26
Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: What you couldn't you have eating anything else? I needed something quick takeout? What does quick takeout food in your area? Pizza? Chinese? I don't know who? Am I gonna go for a Peruvian? Hey? Scary?

00:23:35
Speaker 1: You got any Gudalamalan restaurants in the area. I can grow up something to eat.

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Speaker 2: No, how about talks like we got shake Shack, we got Seventh Street Burger, we got all of it. We've got we got Kdoba.

00:23:44
Speaker 1: We've got a lot of people love Kudoba and it's not in their town, but we got one.

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Speaker 2: We got so many quick serve spots. What are you talking about?

00:23:51
Speaker 1: I don't want to eat Mexican food in the car. I just wanted to I want pizza or Chinese.

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Speaker 2: It's easy.

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Speaker 1: Pizza, dude, I couldn't sell you to eleven places.

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Speaker 2: Yes, the piece is good in that area.

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Speaker 1: But I was like, yeah, I get Chinese food. I suddenly had a craving for Chinese. I had a craving precious. As soon as we said precious, I'm like, oh, they had really good Wanton soup down'll.

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Speaker 2: Go to prescious. See but even you remember precious.

00:24:12
Speaker 1: Oh yes, but I haven't been in a rock. That's not my neighborhood. It's your neighborhood.

00:24:15
Speaker 2: And they closed. Well again, I don't take out Chinese whatever. We're going in circles here. Speaking of food and ordering, just a little quick something I found online and I sent this to your d MS Brody, and I think this is just brilliant.

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Speaker 1: Thirty seven message reels you sent me on on on Instagram.

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Speaker 2: I have a scamboni but also a public service for the slices. It's a scamboni, all right, but you're going to be at the forefront of it.

00:24:56
Speaker 1: Then.

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Speaker 2: Usually when we play this jingle, it means we ca somebody red handed, caught them in the app trying to take advantage of us, trying to pull a fast one, pull the bool over our eyes, and we want to tell you about it.

00:25:08
Speaker 1: This time, you're not gonna raise their office shelf in your hotel room.

00:25:12
Speaker 2: Instagram taught me of the way that you can scam money your people at work, the company you work for. If you can expense things like office supplies, a lot.

00:25:25
Speaker 1: Of people get a little bit of an expense account. Well, you can go out to lunch. There's a restaurant here that they renamed its menu items as office supplies so customers could expense them.

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Speaker 2: So you walk into this restaurant and what you see here is a picture of a bacon double cheeseburger with like lettuce, I mean, beautiful looking burger. But the name of the item they're going to charge you for is called mini dry erase whiteboard. So basically there it is for eleven eleven dollars. The next item is again similar a burger, wired earphones with Mike. Here's here's a five dollar item. It's actually some French fries, a box of fries, USB, wired mouse, interesting, basic steel stapler, ergonomic allumitum laptop stand, silicone keyboard cover, and braided HDMI cable. So these are just items on the menu. I think that's fucking brilliant. Now, listen, you could I don't know where you live. I don't even know where this place is that does this, But uh, I think that if you could find this place and go there for lunch, you may be able to scambony the people at your job. I think that it was so clever. Don't you think you can only go once? Though?

00:26:48
Speaker 1: How many wired mouse you know mouse with you know wired mice, USB mice can you can you buy?

00:26:53
Speaker 2: I don't know, but expense it?

00:26:55
Speaker 1: How many how many aluminum keyboard stands can you get?

00:26:58
Speaker 2: I don't know, but you could do it one.

00:27:00
Speaker 1: You do it once, expense it, turn it in and you get your money back and your company just brought you lunch.

00:27:07
Speaker 2: It reminds me of a strip club that I think it was Sapphire. I forgot the name of it. Anyway, you went to last week, No, it was years ago, but it was a strip club, and I remember that you can when you get the bill at the end, it's something like raise Raise, steak, steak and grill or something like that. They they so basically, if you pay to get in and you want to pay by credit card, or if you pay for a lap dance, or you pay for whatever it is at the strip club, the itemized thing that comes up on the receipt, just so you know, maybe you were you you know, it's something like that, like a restaurant and they're itemized with like beers and things and drinks. Pretty pretty clever actually, but it's actually a strip club up. So if you're not supposed to be there, well you can always say, eh, went out with the boys, went for some steaks after work, that kind of thing. I like that. I like that.

00:28:12
Speaker 1: Here's a video that I sent Skeary and then three days later he sent me it's a bunch of guys in an old Cadillac maybe or a Lincoln. Looks like a Lincoln in our old neighborhood in nineteen eighty four, the definition of Dutrus. They're interviewing this guy. I don't know why they're interviewing this guy in the car, but listen to what he says. He looks like he's forty, but he's claiming he's only he's in an extra year of school.

00:28:35
Speaker 2: But he didn't get I can't make out what happened.

00:28:37
Speaker 1: My favorite is their shirtless and they're in front of the school without shirts on the car, the whole car, none of them shirts with gold chains. It's typical what we grew up with. We'll have to put a link up or repost it or something.

00:28:50
Speaker 2: On the utric high school we used to be called. We used to call it the useless Sorry if you went there. Nineteen eighty four.

00:29:00
Speaker 1: We go.

00:29:01
Speaker 2: You an alumnus of New Year Trek. No, I belong to the school. I go to school. Oh you're going to the school now?

00:29:07
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh I thought you were just passing by. No.

00:29:09
Speaker 2: No, no, nice automobile. Yeah thanks you Are you a senior?

00:29:12
Speaker 1: No?

00:29:12
Speaker 2: I got one more year? What's the school like?

00:29:16
Speaker 1: You know, if you come to the school and you do it, it'll come out good, you know. But if you just mess it up, you know, and cut your classes and do things like that, you're not gonna make it.

00:29:25
Speaker 2: But I ask you a personal question. Uh sure, go ahead.

00:29:28
Speaker 1: Have you been doing it? Oh?

00:29:30
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been doing it.

00:29:30
Speaker 1: Well. See I never got left back, but I just messed up last year.

00:29:34
Speaker 2: A school light there and you get out.

00:29:35
Speaker 1: So I just gotta.

00:29:36
Speaker 2: Stay one more year, you know. That's all it is in La. Is it hard? No, it's not that hard. You know. Do you do you work after school?

00:29:44
Speaker 1: Yeah? The six days?

00:29:46
Speaker 2: What do you do? I work with my father. We worked Florida. I work with my foda.

00:29:51
Speaker 1: That was a common response where you didn't actually answer the question, like what do you do?

00:29:55
Speaker 2: Yeah, I work my father. Well what do you do? Though? Right right?

00:30:01
Speaker 1: Nobody wants to say because a lot of times it's not legal right.

00:30:05
Speaker 2: And and it'll it'll come out good. That means that you get do you go to the next grade. I'm trying to like translate for him. I'm not a senior.

00:30:15
Speaker 1: I got one more year, which means he's I guess he's a junior. But he didn't get left back. He just messed up a year. He's got to do it again. But that's getting left back. You know something, We've come a long way. I will have to say that we have evolved as a society. And that is living proof right there, because this is forty years ago. Forty years I think we've called I've come We've gone long way in forty years as a civilization.

00:30:37
Speaker 2: Based on that clip, they still sound like that our neighborhood. Are you an alumnus? Nod? But if you do good, you put in you do good, it comes out good.

00:30:48
Speaker 1: With Scary and Verdie, that guy has got to be like dead fifty eight sixty years old. Maybe if he's alive. Though he's alive and he hears this.

00:30:58
Speaker 2: You think that guy did good? Did he come out Jones? Scary Jones made the comments, did that guy come out good? I don't. He might still be in high school. I was about to say anything. He got left back. No, I didn't get left back.

00:31:11
Speaker 1: I just messed up.

00:31:16
Speaker 2: How old are you thirty eight? Listen? I know it's old news by now, but we never talked about the uh the young girl on the flight to Orlando. That uh, the girl on the flight to Orlando. They were they were delayed for several hours on the ground, so they allowed her to pick up I don't know the story the loud speaker. She the flight attendants put her on the loud speaker and she sang Mowana for three minutes straight. It's a big story. It went viral. So she's singing Mowana into a and there was quite the debate online about whether that was cute. People were very clear and very opinionated. Is that cute and cuddly and awesome and we should allow her to have that experience and awe?

00:32:07
Speaker 1: Or is get the fucking get off the microphone?

00:32:11
Speaker 2: What the fuck are you doing? I give the kid thirty seconds. See, that was the compromise we eventually came. We came up with, like, give her her fifteen thirty seconds. She sang something from Mwana for three Now, first of all, if you're on a flight to Orlando, you're not necessarily going to Disney. You could be going for a whole other reason. No, oh yeah, people, most people go to universal studios.

00:32:37
Speaker 1: No, maybe you're not going on vacation. Maybe you have to fucking fly. Maybe you're on a business flight, or maybe you're maybe you're grieving and your aunt just died and.

00:32:46
Speaker 2: You're going to the fucking funeral. You don't know what two hundred and fifty passengers personal stories are. And you got a little girl sitting there on a microphone singing mwana for three minutes.

00:32:58
Speaker 1: And the plane is not in the air, right, so I can't confert to hit a mountain. Yeah, that's terrible.

00:33:03
Speaker 2: It is terrible.

00:33:05
Speaker 1: I'm the father of girls, and I would not want my kid doing that.

00:33:09
Speaker 2: To other people.

00:33:10
Speaker 1: I would tell you my kids can sing, okay, but nobody else wants to hear it. Nobody wants to hear somebody else's kids.

00:33:16
Speaker 2: And what happens, what happens, Brody when they press the microphone on that thing on that what happens to the entire plane Everyone's fucking scream pauses. So if you're watching something and you're in the middle of a fucking movie or whatever you're.

00:33:31
Speaker 1: Doing, and you got him take it off. Yet the entertainment system may not be No, it.

00:33:35
Speaker 2: Doesn't matter, no, no, no. Anytime they open up that pa microphone, it says interruption, and it stops and freezes anything you're doing. You have no choice. It cuts off your audio and it cuts off your video of whatever the fuck you're doing. Every time I'm watching.

00:33:51
Speaker 1: A TV program, even if we haven't taken it cuts off because this girl's talking. I want my money back now.

00:33:57
Speaker 2: See now you go on my side before you whyside.

00:34:01
Speaker 1: I'm saying I don't think the entertainment should show things are on before takeoff.

00:34:05
Speaker 2: But either way, I don't want.

00:34:06
Speaker 1: This girl singing. You want to give her two minutes, that's fine, maybe a minute and a half at most.

00:34:10
Speaker 2: No, that's too long, bro, fifteen thirty seconds, Hello baby, Hello, my damind Hello, rac time girl, Goodbye. That's all it's all you get. You want to hear your voice on the microphone for ten seconds?

00:34:22
Speaker 1: All right, kid, but listen if she's a maker, wish kid, I love the no was not and that's her wish to say.

00:34:28
Speaker 2: It was Wane. It was I just this is the problem with the parents. The parents got to tell the kid, no, you can't get on the microphone. You can't do that. Whose idea was it? You don't know.

00:34:38
Speaker 1: Why do the staff come over and say, hey, little girl, do you want to sing? You look like I don't think they did that. Something tells me it didn't start that way, but you think they were. There are people that are online and you could google the comments that are like, oh, but it's you know, you know, you can making this child's wishes come true and they can remember this for lifetime. You'd be happy for people and just let it happen. What who cares? So it's just a little bit.

00:35:07
Speaker 2: Of your time. It's three minutes of your time.

00:35:10
Speaker 1: I mean here, what I would say is most people have devices of their own. I would plug in, yep, my own. I would put in my headphones and drown it out.

00:35:20
Speaker 2: I would oh, your own headphones, your phone. Listen when you have kids and I'm you scary. I mean with other people.

00:35:28
Speaker 1: Your kids are adorable, they're the cutest, they're the smartest.

00:35:32
Speaker 2: Oh my god, look she said something funny. Oh my god.

00:35:34
Speaker 1: Right when it's somebody else's kids, right, because.

00:35:39
Speaker 2: Nobody loves your kids like you do. That is correct. You love your kids, right. I don't hate your kids, but I don't want to hear them sing mawana if I'm trapped that was being held hostage. I'm just saying I wasn't. I was not on that flight, But I'm just putting myself on the shoes of somebody who was on that flight. If I was on that flight, I would go nuts.

00:35:57
Speaker 1: See, I have kids, and I like Disney movies, so I could may be tolerated more than you could. But it's someone with no kids who hates Disney and hates fun. You'd you'd go crazy, you hate all that stuff. No, it's but and people are, Oh, you're You're just a miserable old bastard.

00:36:11
Speaker 2: Fair. What was the last Disney movie you watched? Can't remember? Animated? Yeah, dude, all the classics when I was a kid, Dumbo, Cinderella, snow White, all nineteen fifties. Have you seen Little Mermaid?

00:36:22
Speaker 1: No?

00:36:22
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I did, Now what I did? You didn't? No, I did not know Lion King, no Princess and No, no Mauana, no Laddin, none of that crap.

00:36:35
Speaker 1: I don't watch any of that stuff. I know, how about who framed Roger Rabbit that I watched? Okay, but that's not Disney, or is it? That's not Disney.

00:36:45
Speaker 2: I don't know.

00:36:46
Speaker 1: It's not Disney. It's Disney. Now Disney owns Rogers.

00:36:49
Speaker 2: They own it, but they didn't but they didn't make it. I don't think. But anyway, I don't I don't remember. Listen. I don't want to be an asshole, but I'm sorry. You just said it yourself. No one loves your kids like you do, Jerry. They liked it, so, so don't think that you're speaking for the entire plane of You don't know who's going through what and why they're there, or what what's going on on this plane, or or what people's personal situations are, or the fact that you may be in the middle of a great film and it's being interrupted by this. I just think it's an awful thing, and I think advantage naysayers, advantage people that didn't that that didn't want her to sing. Okay, that's that's what I'm saying. The people that wanted her to sing.

00:37:29
Speaker 1: Oh, it's so cute, it's fuzzy. Yeah, you're creating a memory for the kid.

00:37:36
Speaker 2: All right, sorry, how to get that out? No, it's okay.

00:37:38
Speaker 1: You know what, listen the good that had caused that child, Maybe it helped her self esteem, maybe she'd be listened. Maybe she goes on to be famous, maybe she goes on to be a doctor, or maybe something important because her esteam got built up.

00:37:49
Speaker 2: I get it. Yeah, I'm okay with the kids singing. Just not three minutes.

00:37:52
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, just give me, give me, give me forty seconds of quality content, give me a course of course, of course, a bit.

00:37:58
Speaker 2: What a big finish, the worst big finish I'm in. Beyond that, I'll applaud.

00:38:04
Speaker 1: But once you get to the like minute and a half two minute mark, you're like, oh my god, she's doing the album version Who Framed Roger Rabbit was produced by Disney.

00:38:12
Speaker 2: It was I didn't know that, yeah, and.

00:38:15
Speaker 1: I should have known that because I once got in trouble. I was at Disney World. I don't know if she was my wife at the time, with my girlfriend, but we were Disney and we walked by a Who Framed Roger Rabbit display, and Jessica Rabbit was there like a giant, life sized Jessica Rabbit.

00:38:34
Speaker 2: She was hot in her day. Well that was the problem.

00:38:37
Speaker 1: Oh, Jessica Rabbit, even though she was a rabbit, was supposed to be a tract and I and I asked my wife, oh, my girlfriend, I think it was I asked her to take a picture of me with Jessica Rabbit. And then I may have oogled Jessica Rabbit and then she got mad at me.

00:38:51
Speaker 2: Did you did you jack your rabbit to Jessica? I did not.

00:38:57
Speaker 1: I remember that being some she was annoy Did I found her that attractive? I think I don't know. It was a long time ago, but it was a Disney. My point is it was at Disney, So that's how I know it.

00:39:06
Speaker 2: Was a Disney. My friend Jason Siegel was in love with jess was in love with Ariel from a Little Mermaid.

00:39:12
Speaker 1: Is that why you saw the movie because of your friend? No, he was in love with her, but like as kids, as a kid, he was. I guess she's kind of hot Ariel. Who's the hottest Disney character? Well, I mean Little Mermaids like fourteen?

00:39:28
Speaker 2: No she isn't. Is she fourteen? Oh? I take that? I take that back?

00:39:32
Speaker 1: Then I think but old enough for the prince to kiss her. So I guess she's old.

00:39:36
Speaker 2: So I guess was she? I thought she was old. I thought she was like eighteen. She not.

00:39:39
Speaker 1: You're asking who the hottest I mean, sleeping Beauty has beauty in her name.

00:39:42
Speaker 2: I don't know White.

00:39:45
Speaker 1: It is considered a try snow White's the first one of all. Yeah, but I mean j only being compared to the ugly Witch, So it's kind of hard to tell.

00:39:53
Speaker 2: What about other what about other Disney characters? I don't know that. I don't know.

00:39:57
Speaker 1: Bell was very pretty beauty. She's the beauty and beauty and the beast. I guess already she's a beauty. We're in talking about we're talking about cartoon characters.

00:40:06
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, your friend is in love of Little Mermaids.

00:40:09
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was back then, and now you're you're questioning her age now that I think about it, I don't think she was of age.

00:40:18
Speaker 2: Let's see, let's see how old is Little Mermaid? Oh, please, don't say it's a little Mermaid in the movie Little Mermaid. Don't say it.

00:40:26
Speaker 1: She's I thought she was sixteen years old and she got kissed in that movie.

00:40:32
Speaker 2: Well, I don't have old the prince. She's just sixteen years old. Leave her alone, they say, recording song lyrics from Benny mordonas Yeah, that's the old song. One of the creepiest of all time. I gotta be honest.

00:40:47
Speaker 1: There's a lot of songs about sixteen year olds and fourteen year olds and that if you go back, you're like, holy shit, they're singing about a fourteen fifteen year old girl.

00:40:54
Speaker 2: Yeah, terrible, that is awful. Should not be doing that. Huh.

00:40:59
Speaker 1: See, once again, we've evolved. We've come a long way as a civilization. Except you'll go into two young Chinese food, so.

00:41:06
Speaker 2: It's young too, and it's spelled Why dick, what do you got? I got guy, I'll keep going. But what do you have? You have something I want?

00:41:15
Speaker 1: I want to I want to talk about something that happened at the bank yesterday. So, uh I I I'm watching my daughter's dog for the for for a few days, and so I take him with me because he's little, and I take him with me. So we go to the bank, and I go to the ATM and I get cash and as I'm coming out now now he's white with a couple of patches of light brown fur mostly white with some like his ears are light brown. He's got a couple of patches of light brown. And he's a poodle Bijon Shitsu mix.

00:41:50
Speaker 2: He's a small dog.

00:41:52
Speaker 1: And this man in the car next to me, he's in a s u V and the windows are down, and his wife is in the front seat of the car and he's getting coming back to his car. And he says, oh, that's a smaller version of my dog. Looks just like my dog. And I said, oh, the dog must be very cute, since my dog, my daughter's dog.

00:42:14
Speaker 2: Is very cute.

00:42:15
Speaker 1: And he says, oh, the dog's in the car. Come look at the dog. And the dog's in the back seat, and it's a giant labradoodle. Now, a labradoodle is a labrador and a poodle. And my little guy here, I'm gonna refer to him as my dog for the rest of this, even though it's my daughters. So my little guy is like a quarter poodle maybe yep, something like that. He says, a poodle in him. So there's they can be like fourth cousins. But this dog is a giant dog. And my guys little dog and a little dog, and he's got curly hair, more like a poodle, and my dog's got straight hair.

00:42:50
Speaker 2: So I said, I said, you see the resemblance. Sure, Okay.

00:42:55
Speaker 1: Now his dog is white and has some brown patches, so in that that it's you know, in that day they are, they have that in common. Okay, okay. So, uh his wife is in the front seat and she's looking at me and I, oh, hi, how you doing? And she just the dog's name is Luca. I said, oh, it's a very cute name.

00:43:17
Speaker 2: You know what My question is going to be lived on the second floor. Does she live on the second floor? Yeah?

00:43:23
Speaker 1: I said, Oh, he's very very cute. And this is a boy dog named Luca. She says to me, he just celebrated his second birthday.

00:43:30
Speaker 2: Oh, how cute.

00:43:32
Speaker 1: And the husband says, uh, he just celebrated his fourth birth and she says, what are you talking about. He just celebrated his second birthday. He's two years old. He says, you're mistaken, my love. The dog is four years old, and she says, don't be patronizing and being condescending to me. Andy, know how old our dog is. He's two years old. He says, I'm not being condescending. But you've lost your damn mind.

00:43:57
Speaker 2: Baby.

00:43:59
Speaker 1: Now these these these people are maybe seventies, they're in their seventies. He says, he's four years old, and don't embarrass me in front of this stranger.

00:44:08
Speaker 2: So I said, I guys, it was nice meeting you. I gotta go.

00:44:11
Speaker 1: And she says, I know how old my damn dog is. And he says, clearly you don't, because he's four years old. And she says, maybe it's you that's too old to remember how old the dog is. He says, we got the dog two years ago. He was already two years old. That would make him four years old. And she says, I know how to do math, jackass, The dog is two years old. And he says, don't you call me a jackass. And I said, look, I got to it was nice meeting you.

00:44:42
Speaker 2: And I'm not way this happened in front of you.

00:44:45
Speaker 1: Yes, So he says to we're gonna have a conversation when we get home, and she says, we're gonna have a conversation here, jackass.

00:44:52
Speaker 2: I know how old the dog. Oh my god. So I get in my car, I'm like, holy shit, and I hear them blah blah blah. Side my windows are up. I'm like you indirectly caused them to fight and argue.

00:45:04
Speaker 1: Yes, they couldn't agree on how old the dog was, and all I did.

00:45:08
Speaker 2: Was try to walk out of the bank. So the moral of the story is don't talk to strangers. The Glory Boys podcast.

00:45:16
Speaker 1: We will be right back.

00:45:19
Speaker 2: You know, I don't know if I should go here. This could bring us into a Yeah, all right, we're gonna do it. We're gonna do this. No, we have we have another commercial break. Yeah. Well, first of all, the Nintendo switch to came out yesterday.

00:45:39
Speaker 1: Yeah, people online for hours hoping to.

00:45:43
Speaker 2: Get one, hoping right, praying, Well, I use the power of the radio station to get me one. So I just want to thank a listener and Slice for Life who hooked it up for me. Check this out. I go on the air and are you giving it? It was eight o'clock in the morning yesterday. No, I'm This is from my nephew, Lucas for his graduation. Well his same name as the dog. No Lucas.

00:46:08
Speaker 1: Oh so Lucas Lucas is your great and that's my kids are more important than Lucas.

00:46:13
Speaker 2: Well, listen to me before you go further. Lucas doesn't can Nintendo Switch too? Came out yesterday and you couldn't get it anywhere. It's all sold out everywhere. Whatever there's right because celebrities like you were getting them. No, because well anyway, I couldn't get my hands on one, forget it. So I go on the air right at eight o'clock.

00:46:33
Speaker 1: And as I'm on the air saying, oh, I can't get the Nintendo Switch too, and then Elvis starts making jokes, Oh, Scary can't get it.

00:46:39
Speaker 2: Somebody's got to help him out. Within five minutes, someone texts us to the big texting program that we have in front of us. It says, Scary, I heard your plea on air. I happened to be headed for my coffee and I was in the Target parking lot. I ran in. I bought the last one. I bought it for you. How can I get it to you? And she got five percent off because she used her Target discount card. Her Target card. Oh she works a Target. No she bought, No, she bought it, she ran in. So I want to thank you. I want to thank Slice for Life. Giselle from close to New Jersey who met me on the shady streets of Newark, New Jersey, yesterday. Wow, I pulled up, She pulled up behind me, and when did the old you know switch? Like, hey, okay, we did the dirty deal? Looked like little little Nintendo switch on the street. It was insane. She handed me the bag. I said, thank you so much? What made you do this? I said, what if I didn't want to take it from you? What if you couldn't get through? How did you know what I was going to see? Her? Miss message?

00:47:47
Speaker 1: She goes, I would have returned to her sold it on eBay. She was a kidding me, she was, these things are hot right now, and she's made.

00:47:53
Speaker 2: A lot of money. She couldn't made a lot of money. She could have made double because as soon as I was asking for it on the air, they were already on eBay for eight hundred bucks double the price. Like fuck you. But anyway, thank you Gazelle from closed and uh yes, So I drove out to Newark. Uh met her on the street. She handed me my Nintendo switch to and uh, you know asking you shall receive put the call out on the radio.

00:48:15
Speaker 1: Use the radio at the world's largest amplification system did she give you the receipt?

00:48:21
Speaker 2: She gave me the receipt, yep, got the receipt at all. Yep. So thank you, Giselle from close to I appreciate you. What can I say you? I thought it was so wild. It was the first time I did that because we were starting to communicate then on on Instagram. Then I'm like, I give her my to give her my cell No, got to check her out first, and I looked online to make sure she was real and she wasn't a bot or you know, nothing shady going on. How to make sure she was properly vetted, Like, nah, she seems like a sane person. Oh my god, this is cool. So it's a huge fan of the Big Show. So well, thank you. Does she listened to the Brooklyn Boys? She does? She likes the Brooklyn Boy So I told her she shout her out here as well, shout her out on both shows. And I gave middle of a nice little swag bag of Elvis Ran in the Morning show apparel and I handed her for her. That was for her troubles and for thinking of me. But isn't that wild? You hear something on the air, you respond, I think I would have did that radio DT that's on there right now. I think I'm gonna I'm gonna go into Target. Oh my god, look they have one. It's the last one. I'm gonna. I'm gonna drop five hundred dollars on this day. That's very nice.

00:49:20
Speaker 1: And I liked that you gave her presents from Elvis's stash of giveaways.

00:49:24
Speaker 2: Yeah, is that great?

00:49:26
Speaker 1: Yeah, Elvis Pace for el Elvis Pace for the shirts and the giveaways, and you gave her You gave her stuff that Elvis Pace for.

00:49:32
Speaker 2: I worked there. I worked it too. It's all good.

00:49:34
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he gives it to promote the show you gave it to to thank you for getting you a Nintendo.

00:49:38
Speaker 2: So yeah, she did me a personal favor and I didn't ask her to, but she did, right.

00:49:41
Speaker 1: So So basically, Elvis thankdor By by you giving away Elvis's shirts.

00:49:45
Speaker 2: Which is fine. This is not a state dinner comparison. Do not make that analogy.

00:49:49
Speaker 1: The same way Elvis bought Robin Oliver her birthday presents.

00:49:52
Speaker 2: Okay, now Elvis is given thank you. Okay, here we go. See, I know you twisted.

00:49:56
Speaker 1: Does does Elvis know that you're giving away his shirts? I told him he had no problem with it. Okay, all right, all right, gladly, all right, he says, I want to make sure. He said, that was so nice of her to do that, and I really was. I wasn't expecting, he said, So I gave, you gave, then you told Elvis.

00:50:11
Speaker 2: I gave her some Elvis durand shirts. And by the way, thank you for everyone else. I got a five or six d ms from people. My cousin works at GameStop in north Bergen. He can you know what I'm saying, Get.

00:50:21
Speaker 1: You hooked up, or there's a stash over here I found this, or you want me to make a phone call for you scary, or I got a guy.

00:50:27
Speaker 2: I got a few of those. So yeah, I was. Uh, I was well taken care of yesterday. So I guess they're not as scarce as you think. But maybe they are. I don't know. I should have been around in the cabbage patch crazed days when I was. I was, I was a kid the cabbage patch. My dad was trying to go crazy, trying to get my sister that cabbage patch Dolluh, what have you got to do? Right? Yeah?

00:50:50
Speaker 1: All right, hey, I almost got my ass kicked week. No you don't say you you are, You're so timid.

00:51:00
Speaker 2: No, No, I wasn't. I'll tell you the story. I didn't do it.

00:51:03
Speaker 1: I got lucky. I got lucky that someone. All right, So here's what happened.

00:51:07
Speaker 2: Someone that.

00:51:10
Speaker 1: Someone that I've done business with, was having a gathering of clients.

00:51:14
Speaker 2: Okay, like, oh, when I a.

00:51:16
Speaker 1: Client party, Okay, have all my clients come to this gathering. So it was it was a tented event with picnic tables.

00:51:23
Speaker 2: And chet and catering.

00:51:25
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, it's gonna be a couple of hours on a Friday, on a Friday, on a Friday, but okay, great.

00:51:32
Speaker 2: So this guy, I'm going.

00:51:35
Speaker 1: To refer to him as uh Eddie. Eddie threw this party, right, not his real name. So so Eddie's like the host with the most He's going around everybody like, hey, can I get anything?

00:51:44
Speaker 2: There's pizza, come.

00:51:45
Speaker 1: In, there's allat all that stuff, right, So I know him, and as Eddie's talking to me and he goes, oh, you know, there's a lot of people here that I know and the clients. And see that guy over there, that's my mailman. You know, I love him. I invited him. All, oh, great, okay. So he points to a guy, a tall guy with a beard and goofy goofy glasses like sun like goofy like a kid should be wearing them, right, goofy sunglasses. He's got a green belt and he's got yellow sneakers on. It was just an unusual looking character, really unusual, standing talking to some other guy by over by the end of the tent.

00:52:27
Speaker 2: All right. So I don't know.

00:52:29
Speaker 1: About a half hour later, I'm standing, uh eating a piece of pizza and I sewed it in my hand, and uh, Eddie comes over to me and he says, oh, David, let me introduce you to my mailman. And so this guy comes over and he says, he listens to you. He listens to the morning show. He's a fan.

00:52:49
Speaker 2: It's oh, okay.

00:52:50
Speaker 1: So I meet the mailman and it's not the guy with the goofy glasses and the crazy belt and the crazy hair and the beard and everything. And I go, oh, to meet you, and I said hello, and he walks away, and I go, Eddie, I thought, I thought the other guy you pointed to is your malw many mail men do you have here? And he says what are you talking about? I said, like a half hour ago, you pointed over there and you said, that guy's my male man.

00:53:12
Speaker 2: He goes, who are you talking about?

00:53:13
Speaker 1: I go it was this tall, doofy looking guy with a beard and glasses and a green belt and a stupid yellow That guy, the guy who looked like he walked out of like.

00:53:23
Speaker 2: Will he walk in the chocolate?

00:53:24
Speaker 1: That guy that that guy that you said that guy was your mailman. He says, do you mean him? And he points down and the guy sitting at the picnic table by my belly button, by my knees, right there is the guy talking to his girlfriend or whatever.

00:53:42
Speaker 2: His wife, and I'm like, uh oh. Luckily, luckily the guy didn't hear me.

00:53:49
Speaker 1: Thank god he did, because the wife looks up. When my friend Eddie points and says this guy, she looks up and he goes, you, guys, what are you talking about?

00:54:00
Speaker 2: Oh? Boy? So I'm like, holy shit.

00:54:03
Speaker 1: If this guy was like the kind of guy like I said, I your heart, how I just described him?

00:54:09
Speaker 2: Yeah exactly.

00:54:10
Speaker 1: If you're that guy and you're right there.

00:54:13
Speaker 2: And you're overhearing the whole conversation.

00:54:15
Speaker 1: Your ass is grass, especially because you're like maybe he's talking about some other goofy guy with weird glasses and a green belt and yellow shoes. No, you, I'm talking about like, like, you know, it's you, this guy. If he would have stood up and punched me, I would have deserved it.

00:54:30
Speaker 2: You would, you know what. You gotta be careful, man, you gotta be careful everywhere.

00:54:35
Speaker 1: I thought the guy left, because when you're standing up, I looked around. I didn't see him standing anywhere. So I'm like, oh, the guy must have left it in.

00:54:41
Speaker 2: A half hour. Yeah, you avoided avoided and ass kicking on that one. No, I thought you were going to get into some confrontation with somebody and you're mouthed off at the wrong person. That's what I thought. Oh, no, I don't mouth off you. No, no, no, no.

00:54:54
Speaker 1: Because I'm not a not a fighter. I'm not a lover.

00:54:58
Speaker 2: You're a lover. Oh you're not even a no, not even love. I'm a Chinese. You're a self lover.

00:55:04
Speaker 1: I'm a joker. I'm not a smoker. I'm not a midnighttoker.

00:55:07
Speaker 2: Are you a titty poker? No? So somebody contacted us on the Big Show and they said they were offered a sale on plantains. This is actually very fun. This is a very brody conversation. I thought of you immediately, Okay, okay. So the sale was four for four for five dollars or a dollar each. Okay, right, so four for five, I'm sorry five five? Wait, four for five dollars five five five dollars five dollar long four four for five dollars or whatever it was. I don't know anyway, So there was one of the plantains in the bunch. It was a bunch. It was connected by a stem. Was like a double plantain. Now google double plantain where it's kind of like a conjoined it's kind of conjoined. It looks like a fat a fat one.

00:56:15
Speaker 1: Right.

00:56:16
Speaker 2: So when they got when she got to the register, they said, this does not qualify for the promotion four for five because there's five of them on there, so we're gonna have to charge you individually. What So it was like, what was more? I think it was more than five a dollar each?

00:56:30
Speaker 1: There were a dollar something each, so the four for five would have given her for five dollars I think it was.

00:56:36
Speaker 2: Whatever it was, it was closer to like a dollar seventy each one whatever it was. But the point is they're like, yeah, this doesn't qualify this, this is a bunch this button deal. My god, they said no, they said, you've got there's two there, there's two counting as one, but it's not. It's not one, it's two. But they're sharing the same skin. So they're sharing the same skin. And again slices Google double plant double plantain. We get it. Everyone gets a Siamese plantation. Siame is but it's but so if you're conducted by one step, it's like one stem and then sharing the same skin, you just got a bonus. Yeah, don't try to you know, listen, they wouldn't give a door. They wouldn't get a door.

00:57:19
Speaker 1: I would have just broken one off and said okay, I'll take you to keep this. One would have broken one.

00:57:23
Speaker 2: I think in the end she had to call the store manager and they said, you know what, you you shouldn't be getting this for for what the price you're saying is, it doesn't qualify for the promotion. But you shop here often, we'll give it to you. So they gave it to her that way. But can you just imagine that the audacity, I mean, if you get it, if you get and I said this on the show, and it's it's a great point. If you get a double yolk in your egg, they don't charge you for more eggs for more than one egg. Let me ask you a question, though.

00:57:51
Speaker 1: If you saw the plane ticket to a Siamese to Siamese twins, they have to pay for two tickets, right.

00:57:55
Speaker 2: No, you have one body?

00:57:58
Speaker 1: None, No, two heads like those those women you can join twins.

00:58:02
Speaker 2: That's that's two. That's two plane tickets. Nope, it's one plane ticket because there it's one seat. No, you don't pay it by vagina. They have that one seat. That's one set of legs, one set of legs. I think it's two people. Are you gonna go wait a second?

00:58:16
Speaker 1: No, wait, yeah, it's one set of legs. No, but they had one leg though from the waist down it's one. So you're playing paying for the seat one seat. Doesn't matter that there's two heads too, heart beats, That does not matter.

00:58:30
Speaker 2: I think I will wait a minute. What about when they go to the movies, you pay for one movie ticket or two one it's one body, you're taking up one seat, you're taking up one space, but two people are enjoying the film though, So that's yeah. But on a plane, Oh wait a second, Oh my god, I don't even know how I feel about this. But what if you're on a plane you take up more than one seat?

00:58:52
Speaker 1: What if because they're wider, one and a half people is wider than one person.

00:58:55
Speaker 2: So if you have to.

00:58:56
Speaker 1: Take up two seats, you have to pay for two seats.

00:58:58
Speaker 2: I guess these are questions to ponder.

00:59:01
Speaker 1: And you have to have a ticket in each person's name, right, you can't have a ticket one person's name, then one person technically can't be on the plane. If you're illegally a person, you have your own sofiecurity number.

00:59:11
Speaker 2: Yeah, but in this case with the plant going back to the plantains, it's that's not as much that's not as much fun as plantains.

00:59:17
Speaker 1: Nobody gys if if if nobody marries one of the plantains, if he gets to fuck both plantains.

00:59:22
Speaker 2: I need to know about the twins now.

00:59:24
Speaker 1: But you fight this guy who fights over seven cents, So how what would do What would Brony do if you went to them?

00:59:32
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're a Siamese twin, leave us to talk back. Let us know. You have to pay for the plant they're not Siamese twins listening.

00:59:39
Speaker 1: Now, wait a minute. If you're a Siamese twin, you get to use the day them pronoun.

00:59:43
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my brain hurts. But listen. Going back to the plantain conversation.

00:59:49
Speaker 1: Had you're getting five on the one hand, you're getting five plantains on the other hand. You know, they definitely picked out that group of plantains because it had the extra one they did.

00:59:57
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they got lucky. Okay, so lucky fined, but you got the they got the advantage. But if it's two of them in one skin, it's to be charged as that counts as one plantain. And then there were three other ones on this stem, and it's all connected by a master stem.

01:00:13
Speaker 1: So it wasn't two plantains that were joined at the bottom. It was that where there were two plantains in the skin, like they shoved an extra one in the skin.

01:00:20
Speaker 2: Yes, but hanging by a single stem. And then all that connected, and that stem was connected to the master stem.

01:00:27
Speaker 1: The master stem connected to the next stem, and the next.

01:00:31
Speaker 2: Master stem had had four stems protruding from it. Four growth. One growth was a double growth by sharing the same skin. So I think she got robbed. I think, I honestly think that that she was in the right the whole time, and that she shouldn't have had to argue to get the discount.

01:00:50
Speaker 1: That's a bonus, that's a bone. You got the fat plantain, the fat ta. That's what I'm saying. I go to double yok, same thing. It's four to five. There's four there.

01:00:58
Speaker 2: Okay, it looks it's as big as two, but it's still one. That's my ruling. I rest my Okay, Now, let me ask your question.

01:01:08
Speaker 1: If if the if the limit is four per customer? Yeah, well, let's say you can only buy one one it's one per customer, and Siamese twins try to buy them.

01:01:18
Speaker 2: Can they buy.

01:01:19
Speaker 1: Two because they're two people? Yes, okay, so two people can buy one. But so Siamese twins is two people.

01:01:29
Speaker 2: So Siamese twins approach a ten items or less checkout, but they got eighteen items.

01:01:35
Speaker 1: That's okay, I guess, But is that okay? Car, I don't know they're pushing one card.

01:01:39
Speaker 2: No, yeah, they're pushing one card eighteen items. But wait a second, do you count them as one person because it's one set of legs? Right?

01:01:47
Speaker 1: No? I think it's I think it's nine each. I think that's fine, nine each, because I'm a person.

01:01:52
Speaker 2: You're a person. Would you like to be a person too? The correct I think they get to buy I get the twenty two.

01:01:57
Speaker 1: They get, they get to stay on the ten items less because but wait, you're charging one card. So now what now you had eighteen items? Now you're fucked. I don't know that they have to pay separately. What if the woman at Target where I were, where where I shop, is like, wait a minute, that's a scamboni. You're only one person buying twenty I don't know the other person's shopping. You don't know for a fact that the that the head on the left were shopping. What if the head on the left was just a loong for the ride. What if only the head on the right were shopping and she's trying to get away, she's like, hey, listen, Mary, a head on the right. Pretend you're buying half of these. That's a scamboni. We don't know for a fact that builth went shopping. Only one of them could have gone shopping, and one of them's tagging along.

01:02:33
Speaker 2: She has no choice. That's very true because in the case of the conjoined twins, the famous ones that got married. One of them was married, the other one wasn't participating. Apparently apparently she wasn't really aroused by the sex. Of course she was.

01:02:49
Speaker 1: I don't get me sat on the side of these twins conversation because I still.

01:02:53
Speaker 2: They're not Siamese. They're conjoined that can join.

01:02:56
Speaker 1: But either way, like I'm seriously though, if they got like, you know, we talked about this, what if one wants to do something the other one's like, I'm not into that, Like, well, I'm into it.

01:03:03
Speaker 2: So we're doing it. We're doing this right.

01:03:05
Speaker 1: We're going to Target and I'm buying twenty items and you gotta shut up and pretend that you're buying ten.

01:03:08
Speaker 2: You're buying ten of them. So we get to stand on the line with the ten ten or less item. That's a little less, islem. Yeah, you're with that, so you are, so you agree. But but back to the planteens. What about what about when you were at the plantains?

01:03:21
Speaker 1: What about the plan and the plane ticket one plane ticket, one seats, one seat.

01:03:28
Speaker 2: I think it's two plane tickets. I think because now the airline's going to be taking advantage because they're getting double priced for one seat. You're only occupying one seat.

01:03:36
Speaker 1: Yeah, but there's two. But I think they are. But I think they take up a seat in a half. I think they need more room. And besides, legally you have to put one on a plane. You had of like show a passport for the second person. I think the second person legally needs to buy a ticket. What if one person has the passport and the other one doesn't, then what then how do you board the flight?

01:03:54
Speaker 2: Well, one of them has to go home. How is that possible they're conjoined. I don't know. That's a great question. I don't know what and the other one doesn't. Yeah, wait in the back. How do you take the question?

01:04:08
Speaker 1: What if the Siamese twins, the conjoined twins are on a plane to Orlando and the little girl is singing Mawana and one of them wants to get off the plane, and one of them is like, no, keep singing.

01:04:18
Speaker 2: Did I get into a fight.

01:04:19
Speaker 1: She can't shut her ears off, so she has to listen, right, you gotta listen, So now you have to listen to Malana.

01:04:24
Speaker 2: The both of them have to listen to him. So now they're both pissed. Oh, so many questions, so many questions. That's all I got for you.

01:04:32
Speaker 1: All right, I got Grammar Police when we come back.

01:04:36
Speaker 2: We are we are back. That was our fourth break.

01:04:38
Speaker 1: Oh all right, well, okay, get grammar police for me because this one, this one blew my mind.

01:04:43
Speaker 2: This one is beyond all right. What do you got? What do you got? You got the Grammar Police jingle? Oh you want them? You want the jingle? I want to jingle? Oh guess what I brought that one home?

01:04:56
Speaker 1: Rim A Police, rima Police.

01:05:07
Speaker 2: All right, David Brodie, what you got? What did you see?

01:05:09
Speaker 1: All right, you're not getting credit for bringing that jingle home. You've had that jingle that was.

01:05:14
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.

01:05:18
Speaker 1: Now, it's one thing if you don't know grammar, and it's another thing if you're mispronounce a term.

01:05:24
Speaker 2: You get a term wrong. Right.

01:05:27
Speaker 1: It's a third thing if it's a medical term and you're a medical professional. Oh yeah, I expect a five year old kid who sings Mowana to maybe mispronounce this illness. But I went to the doctor's office a couple of weeks ago, and I haven't talked about it, but I got shingles because I didn't get the vaccine because I procrastinated, And I'm gonna go get the vaccine immediately as soon as I'm healthy and legally able to get it.

01:05:54
Speaker 2: But I don't know.

01:05:56
Speaker 1: Shingles comes from the virus in your body from when you had chicken pox, chicken pox, and it lays dormant, and then when you get to a certain age, if if you're stressed or you're you're you're overworked or whatever, or you're like physically exhausted from playing sports, the virus shingles comes out.

01:06:17
Speaker 2: And it's a rash and it's painful and it hurts everything. What does this have to do with the grammar Police. Well, I went to the doctor.

01:06:24
Speaker 1: I went to the dermatologist and the woman who brings you into the office is like, you know, she gets your weight and your blood pressure. She's not the doctor, but she's like the pre and she says, oh, you've got shingles. I guess you must have had chicken pops. Oh god, chicken pops. She's calling it pops. It's not fucking cereal. It's not cereals. Chicken pox.

01:06:46
Speaker 2: By the way, I'm getting dressed exiting stage left, because there's no fucking way I'm going to continue in a place like that where you're calling it chicken pops.

01:06:55
Speaker 1: So I said, So, I said, maybe I did hear all right, So I said, I'm sorry, what did you say? She goes chicken pops, He goes, you must have had chicken pops? I said, I had chicken pox as a kid. Yes, most people have chicken pox. Uh, I said, uh, you know, but it's all the time ago. Anyway, she wasn't the dermatologist. She was the prematologist. She's the woman who comes in and like shows you to your room and whatever makes coming. But you work in the medical field. In the medical field, ye had no excuses on that one. Nah, she needs to know it.

01:07:26
Speaker 2: You can't.

01:07:27
Speaker 1: You can't be an adult. I'm sorry, slices. It's not chicken pops. No, it's pox. It's pox pox, fox pox. Oh, chicken cock cock. I have never heard in my life an adult, professional medical person say chicken pops.

01:07:46
Speaker 2: I mean it's like it's like saying it's like saying it's like saying.

01:07:49
Speaker 1: Uh, piskettiiske if you're an adult and you still say pisketti.

01:07:53
Speaker 2: Or like, yeah, what was that? The Yeah, it was the reality show The Woman with the Kid of the heavy set Woman with the Kid. She called it sketty or something skenty. Mamma June, Mama June. Mama June called it sketty. You have Mamma June working on you.

01:08:10
Speaker 1: Oh my god, chicken pops, come on slices. If you still say chicken pops, leave us and talk back. But please, jeez, I gotta go. I gotta go, and you've got to go to a seat.

01:08:20
Speaker 2: Another dermatologist. No, I'm good

01:08:26
Speaker 1: Bye bye,