July 13, 2016
The Off-Air Show w/Skeery Greg T - Ep.33
Ep.33 - Danyellin's rant about baby showers; social media feedback
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Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand Presents Off Air Show is Scary Jones and Greg te The Aufair Show, Yeah it is. I'm scary. That's Greg Tea over there. When the bald freak Ronnie's here? Yo, What the hell effect is that? He's back at it again? I can't take it. I'm not gonna do it. He's back at it again. Why do you do why? I thought comforts are at it again? But didn't you talk to again? You said that you really would scary. You said, I will talk to bald freak about the stupid voice thing he like. I don't know why it wants doing love it. I'll tell you what I like. I like when it doesn't sound you know, when it sounds like music to your ears. But when you start putting that right that other one on there? What was that? What your problem? He couldn't get talking like that all. I can't do it. I can't deal with it. You sound like someone from out of space, like a strange alien or something. Well, you know what he is feeling. He gave him a fresh shot cutty shaved his head. I mean, he's this's just like three days the shine that's coming off that head right now, this is my like five o'clock shadow, or my son is blazing off of your head into my eyes right now. Yeah, bald freak Ronnie is exactly that. He's bald, but not by choice. Not by choice. He lost his hair at seventeen. We'll talk about that, just about that. We'll talk about that in another story. You know what you reminders? Its great if you could pencil in on our podcast. I get a pen you know I forgot. I'll throw you another ball. Freak Rannie therapy session. Yeah, let's talk about the time that therapy is pretty good. Don't know the time that Ronnie was losing his hair so bad in the in high school that he put a wig on and then he showed his wig and he wore a wig for about a year. That was No, it was not a wig. It was the hair club man. It was the poly fuse method. Is very Layman's term here, just to be safe because I don't want this coming back to me. But therapy is spelled T h r O p e Y very close. How do you spelling? Do you know a lot of people are excited about the great T spelling. I did see a lot of the emails coming in at the episode, the bald Freak said, yes, I challenged Greg t to a spelling b versus Scary and a couple of listeners to be announced. Great, all right, so we're gonna be doing that at some point, all right, so yeah last night, can we talk about that real quick? Well where are we with this whole thing? Are you're not even following my outline? What are we doing today? Well? Today we have, um, we have one of the listeners wanted to say hello on the on the off air show, So we got that coming up here. Uh so you're talking to people today, and then we're gonna just one person and then we're gonna go to social media feedback and new business old business, right and then and then you all and then are you also bringing my guest in your guests? Well, I happen to see her outside. You know her as well, You probably know her even better than I do. But I figured I didn't really know what we're going to be doing on the show today, So I have her in the waiting room ready to come on in. Well, I think we should get to her. Let's do this, Let's do this, Let's I mean, I didn't want to just barge in, like, you know, drop her here in the studio. I figured, if you have some time, then we might want to talk to We have time, Let's do this. Why do we have time? Because you it's fifteen minutes? Yeahd does he not yell at fifteen minutes? Okay, we're three and a half minutes in. So let's not talk about the fact that we only have fifteen minutes. Otherwise we're gonna have less. Let's take a little condensed time to talk about that. We had forty two minute podcast. Yes, that's because we hadn't we had. In all fairness, we were off for two and a half weeks, but we all talked afterwards. We all saw each other last night. We spent some quality time after the podcast. We had a good forty two minute podcast. Right, okay, So so loosen the leash a little bit, I think, right, just a little bit, just a little bit. I got I got meetings to go. He's got meetings. I can tell that his brain, he's all over the place already. He's already, he's already distracted, you see, like his language want to put out the door already. Guys. Okay, if you're listening to this podcast today, scary Jones turn to be picked on by bald freak. They're gonna double team me the spade spade here because are we are we? Are we wrong about this? Are you calm, cool and collected? Focus on this podcast? Let's do this, Uncle scary agry? I'm not angry. Not keep doing that. Now, we'll get there pretty in my keyboard, will you? Yeah? I turn the keyboard off. All right, Well, okay, where do you want to begin? I'd like to begin with the phone call. Are we going past the fifteen minute mark today? Or now? We might just buy the best a few minutes. Oh? Man, Hey, thanks for calling the off air show. Who is this? It's Mark? You're super fans from p A Man. How you guys doing? We're doing? That? Is Mark? Mark? Cooflo? Mark Cooflo? Really, buddy, Wow, what's hello? What's up? Cooflo is afro? Yeah, come on, I know who you are. So what can we do for you? Mark? You called in? I one has to have a purpose, you know, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta actually train everybody on how to behave. So if you're gonna call us, you have that something nice to say or bad to say? Just say something bull for He plays a music from Mark Marko fro Mark. Yes, bro, what's up so much? Man? Just chilling out here in vacation in Wildwood, New Jersey, a red in Morley's Pier. Yeah, you got to come down. I go to be this guy. This guy's got our number. He knows you know. So how is childhood today? Is it sunny or to the beach? It's nice? So why would you start your morning by calling us? Why not? Okay? All right, so you know literally got a great job. Restart this. I'm gonna reiterate. So what what would you like to say? You have? The thought is there's is there an angle? Is there something you want to throw out there? So glad at the call that maybe like once a month or something, you guys need to take the show on the road or something. Okay, there's something. She's got a suggestion, maybe down to the Wildwood, to Morley's Pier. We're gonna put that in the suggestion box. Do you guys should do? Should we do something? On the waiting room? This is I think we should actually, um think take his suggestion under advisement and maybe take the show on the road once a month. Just to get out of the studio that you got serve in USA or something like that. Come on, give us a beach music, beach boy, give me something. Is that where we're going. We're going out of Wildwood, Wildwood, New Jersey. For all of you that don't know that don't or that don't understand what Wildwood, New Jersey is. Wildwood is this massive, massive beach with a huge pier and all these rights. Yes, summertime, baby. I think these guys are talking about the West coast of California, sort of like, you know what we're in Jersey. You know, don't get ahead of yourself. That's not get crazy. Get to the get to the course of the six songs that like twenty second intro, this is the beach boards. She's giving me ex she good, she's giving me excitation, the excitations. Oh my god, I just got it now, epiphany, she's giving me the excitations. All these years, I didn't understand what that he's saying. Excitations, She's she's giving him a heart on yeah man, excitations. Yeah. I love just realizing that now. Yeahs the Innocent song from the sixties. I didn't know they talked about that with Innocent in the sixties. My brother wal Freak is right. I remember back in the sixties, you know, when I was dropping a little L. S. D. Myself. We're out there, we're what'stie, what's good? You got it out of backing, You got a little, little, a little This is listen the Beatles, Lucy and the Sky with Diamonds. That Lucy and the Sky with Diamonds, that's L. S. D. That Remember Dennis Joplin and I. We're putting tabs on our tongues. This is what they were talking about, and we're making out. So this is the Beatles psychedelic era. It's very act Con in San Francisco was dead. Man is Mark Coupo still on the phone with us? He's still there, he's listening in. He's a super fan. Of course he's gonna stay on the phone the whole show. Mark, are you enjoying this? Absolutely? Man? Mark? We we've totally moved on. We forgot that you were there. How rude of us first we didn't. You're in our home. Mark, I love you in Spotlight I met you. Guys want to share it the summer Bash, but yeah, you guys got to come to the p A and like, listen, Okay, that's enough, that's all right, we'll Mark. We're gonna let you go now if you ever have another thought. But right before we let you go, Mark, we are do we do want to send you an off air show T shirt. Thank you for calling us two one hundred and your T shirt will be in the mail as soon as the second one you've offered him. He didn't even get the first one yet. Yes, this is gonna start going from a running joke to like a tragedy. Like we've given out way too many invisible T shirts. It's time. It's time to really like draw a line in the sand and do something. Okay, and by the way, about five minutes ago, and I had somebody here, Christine, she actually I had a couple of people here. I have spoke to two different people about getting us off fair show T shirts. We're gonna get it sponsored on the sleeve. And we just need to know how many colors our logo is because that makes a difference of like a hundred dollars per cases. We're supposed to do a contest where somebody was supposed to make a logo from here we have, but I'm gonna be honest, because there's an honesty podcast. I don't. I don't like any I don't want to know. Here's why, because everyone, everyone who's in radio, it makes a logo for radio, something having to do with an old timey looking microphone or a pair of headphones, and I think it's just time for something completely different. I just we've seen it all before. I mean not that they're bad logo, no, No, I like them. They have a hell of the microphone on it, and they're like that. I think a lot of time was spent. But if you've got to be thinking out of the box, right, just having having an old timey microphone with our names over the tag is it's like whatever, you know, a fair show, girdle. We'll move on, okay, but let's please bring my guest in now. I think that would be a great time. Okay, we have guest music, Ronnie. Yeah, come on, well I didn't know that you guys definitely wanted my guest in here or not. You guys know who she is. You're gonna love it. We'll tell you. She just walked in and the room smells better already, exactly. It's yelling, Danielle. I like the name actually yelling Danielle or Danielle yelling, yelling Danielle, Dan yelling, Danielle, daniellen. I like Dan yelling. That's great. Do you like Dan yelling? Oh? She does? I mean you like that? I like Dan yellow yellow Dan yeller yelling. Here's the thing, though, the reason why we like yelling putting yelling. There every time I walked by her office, she's yelling, she's given orders, she's in charge. So what happened the same thing? I was out in the in the lobby. I was going to go over to the executive bathroom. And as I'm going to the lobby, I see our yelling Daniella, and I go, what the heck yelling at? And she's like, my friends, I have to go to a baby shower this weekend. And all of a sudden is red light one off my head and bing, big big MCMI give me some sound went on my head, Give me something, bang, give me some right. So also, okay, so this is what okay effects when you have Ronnie's box. Get ready, let me pick the picture. Let's pick the picture. You have some music, my my, my story. Well, I don't know where you're going with the stories, give me some music for my story, and right, and then I wanted toroduce how it happened. Okay a second, all right, I think just give me the subject, give me the subject matter, and I will tell you some walking music. I'm walking. What are you walking about? Now? I'm going back to We just had a visit from the sixties yesterday, we were in the seventies and eighties. We're going back to the We can do some Frank Sinatra tomorrow, that would be great. There's some walking. I don't know any walk Benny Goodman, what does he ever walking? I don't have walking. I'm walking on sunshine. Well, I know, I listen. I just want to know what. Then here's what happens to all right. I had to go to the bathroom. Okay, so as I'm going to By the way, when you do go to as a man, when you're going to the bathroom, do you fart when you pee? I mean, I've I've done it, but it's not like a regular prack for me. It is. It's like it's like when I pee, it farts and I don't know why it farts. It does its yeah, like your body like for real, like when I'm standing there and I gotta go pee. It's like I can't help it. It just it farts. It just happens. It just comes out. You're gross, dude. I don't mean to be gross, but it happened. As a sidebar. But anyway, so every man can relate to. So I meet yelling Danielle or Danielle yelling Danielle. I liked when you were farting. I knew I smelled something I wanted to I wanted to bring her in and talk to her, to us about why she's yelling and why were you yelling? Dan yelling? All right, So I get a call and invitation everything about this baby shower that you said the magic word. So I really don't enjoy baby showers, bridal showers, et cetera. They're so boring. They're absolutely horrible. But if it was yours, you'd enjoy it. Oh, I'm sure. Yeah. Give me those gifts, baby, don't wrap them, just put them in plastic, right, what goes onto baby shower? Anyway? So they're calling me and asking me ideas and what I think what games we should play at this baby shower? Why do you have to play games? Exactly? Why do we need to play games? I love to play games. Isn't that what they do? Twice yeers the same thing? They play games and they you know what they're doing at this baby shower. They're putting different types of chocolate candy inside diapers, smushing it up and having you smell it to see it looks like poop in a diaper and like Snickers, twigs, et cetera. So disgusting. I'm eating a salad. You think I want to smell this fake poop in a diaper? All that sounds like the sort of game that great team will come up with. Yeah, but I would legitally ship my pantsper No. But then they want to make these ice cubes with little babies inside them, babies instead of ice cubes. Yeah, oh, I don't want to drink Sangria with a baby in an ice cube. And then when it mouts is like, oh my wanted broke. Yeah, they are ridiculous. I'm sorry. But when I want to say, yeah, can you you know? Definitely? Thing I noticed on a sidebar, sidebar, hold on the volume down, seriously, why here back? All the music scary plays is like blasting through my speakers. It's like him in real life. Don't scary? Bring it down? Okay sidebarlle. So so anyway, so they're like, hey, Danielle, do you want to contribute any ideas? I'm like absolutely not. I'm like, just give me the sangria, let me drink that and let me get drunk, because who wants to deal with playing a poop game drinking someone's broken water? Who wants that? So you don't want to sniff chocolate out of a diaper, because I mean, who came up with that idea? Is horrible? Is a terrible it is despicable. Um, I that's why I will not have kids and I won't attend these things. And I'm a guy. You're lucky. You don't have to attend them. Let me tell you you're one lucky son of a bitch. And the and the bridle shower unlucky son of a bitch. The bridle shower is the same thing on. You're not going to get sympathy from that guy. He's been divorced twice a great times, three times. Well, we just get divorced me, Oh that's right, we did. Quick can't hold a wife. He's like, he's like a screene in a bucket of water. So what do you want? What's the message you want to give to people who planned baby showers or bridle showers or little nonsense parties like that. Don't put babies and ice cubes. Yeah, that, and no one wants to play your freaking games. So it was if it was more of just a gathering and a celebration and people just drank and did other things like have a dance party. I would have a dance party at my show. You you'd, actually you would. Then she wants a dance party. His elevator music. You don't have to translate English. She don't want to translate English to English. I heard what she said, bull freak? Did he not? Says she want a dance party. That's right, here we go. That's guto fist pump, here we go, dance party, go full freak shower dance party. What they were in the eighties showers I was performed by Devo. Hey you got you got whipp it? You got whipped by. All you have to do is say the name of a band and he immediately wants to hear a song. Whip it, give me whip it. Let's whip it. Whip. It is not a dance party, is my damn though you know only wore the blocks on their heads. Yeah, Dan yelling into a shower dance party exactly, shower dance night, teas my And then what there is your party? Like that? Yeah? That was good? So that's how you would like. I would love it. And then talking and casually maybe have a couple of drinks talking the babies, Yeah, and be out of there and out of there, okay, So that that's fair and I like that idea like that. I like that, you know what, you know what, I understand those scary say there's baby showers that both men and women attend together. How boring that must be for those guys. It really is? It really is not. Oh is a dance party appropriate for for an eight month pregnant woman? Though you're gonna be able to get into that. You can be able to get down with a bad self. They like, even what am I even breaking those ice cubs? And honestly, if you're having a party for her and you've given her all these gifts, shouldn't you have a good time too? I mean, it's got your guests. A great party host will think of his guests. That's right. You know when Scary and I used to throw parties, we always think of our guests. We charged them. Remember we charged with the door for New Year's Eve. We did a p y oh it was really or if you got a drink, you gotta pay. Like you were at our party for New Year's Eve Rush when we opened up all the popping bottles, champagne everywhere. Yeah, the old apartment was the millennium New Year's Eve. Remember I brought Trish there and somebody dumped a champagne on her head and she too, was like you mother, you know what it was? It was? It was our friend Lauren Weiner Well Daniels and yelling Danielle Um. Yes, I'm so glad that you came by hung out with us tonight. I would love for you to come by more often, really, a lot more often. Really, I've turned on in the room. Is really like, I can take a picture if you put you out there on Instagram. She's incredibly hot. We will do that. It'll take You're hot, I mean, are you kidding me? Wait? Do you not look at yourself in the mirror and go, oh my god, I'm so good looking? Why I don't know what. I think we're about to have a moment. She's gorgeous? Are you kidding me not? Then, first of all, your attitude alone as hot as it is. And then and you're hot. I mean, this is not an HR case, isn't thank you? You're you're you're you're the right size. You're like five what five seven to the right size espertri the right you're the right size, Oh my god, size zero. Guys, I'm telling you it's too bad that you're taking because you're You're every day is so wonderful. I just want to stare at Okay, this is getting PERFC. You're we're wearing flower bomb is at the bomb. Don't you love to behavior of a long time? There? Sweating too, I'm sweating. I'm feeling it's getting hot. Yeah, you know what they say about that you should look at yourself with a mirror and say that you're gorgeous. Thank you. Look at the mirror. You're saying, yeah, I'm taking a picture. You look beautiful. Hold on a second, I'm taking a picture of you right now. Yes, I want the audience to go to our Instagram at the fair shown you bring this down to you're of the room. All right, we gotta go discussing by the start for podcasting minute. We haven't even gotten it's time to do. I think it's tide is enormous. Why well you roundheaded? That is huge? Boy, Well there's always going to say that, the biggest no podcast eye roll with it. It's been making your money for twenty years on the reason in the background, give me thumbs up, background, I love your head. It's so big. Forget it even better, get out now. I can't I that if we weren't at work. As long as it does on me. Look at that. He doesn't do that until two months into the relationship. Is it time for the social media feedback? Feedback? Yelling, yelling, thank you for come by, thank you? So oh this is way low. From now on, um, we cannot bring Danielle into the studio anymore say the same thing place she's not cannot. I mean you felt that right, I was social me up, beat back, great, Tea's got a big moner. I do do any music for this? No, you gotta have music. Kids talk over dead air. Yeah you know we have the beat bed from from bull Free. All right, we wanted it up didn't get through this here, didn't shout out said, we've got emails on Twitter, So here we go on Twitter. Danny Lopez. Danny Hasselhoff writes, in all seriousness, your podcast is my favorite of them all. Wow, that's all. I could cause some problems with other podcasts. How about that? How about that? How about that? About it? How about it? How about it? Okay? About the Gmail account the Affair Show at gmail dot com. Yeah, I can't find the subject line. I can't find my balls because I left them off. You guys, you got your Guys podcast. I don't know about the English language on that one. Your Guys podcast is amazing. I listened to it every day when I get to work as a pick we have to get through the night. It's so much better than I'm gonna say other podcasts. I can't. I can't mention of the podcast in the email. It's gonna yeah, but it's going to cause a war. What would be cool is it is if Greg t could send send me his outline that he famously makes for the podcast, signed by all of you, so I can frame it and hang it up. That's from Chris from Batavia, New Yorkers. I'll tell you what today's outline we will sign and send sending it out. We should do that instead of T shirts are ready to rock and cheaper to ship. You get outlined also from the ball Freak from Bangkameca. Love you guys, you all f and rock like I'm hanging with the guys. You guys don't need a permanent female on the show. Like, yes, the pearance every once in a while is cool, but I like the vibe of just the guys. Well, I gotta be honest, I somewhat agree with that. I do like us in our treehouse, but I do think we need a woman here to counteract us. We cannot because otherwise we spiral out of control, not just a bunch of dudes. But after today, obviously yelling Danielle is just we can't have her here. Ever again, I think they yelling yell is not allowed. Back off to Twitter, Tara, or tease sets or tease t seventy two writes, most people all all day. Most people work all day on Friday, I listened to off air show to finish up by Friday afternoon and get me going catching up on episodes. As I hear from your Semite to Sandy. That so oh as I wow, this person trip she's driving music though, that's Aaron Fine. Okay, that's Aaron Fine frock. So Aaron find drives from your seventy to San Diego listening to us. Tarat Ortez is the one that finishes her Friday. You know what if they're listening to us on the road trip, scary you all. Honestly, you gotta give us a road trip music. Well you do that, then get some balls, get some music for the road trip wall for You've got some shout outs? Yeah, do that. Well, speaking of road trips in the West Coast, I want to give a shout out to a guy named Chris who came up to me when I was in San Diego on the beer line at Petco Park during the Padres Yankees game. Who recognized me. And we're not on the elvis during the morning shows, not on in San Diego, but apparently he listens to the podcast listen to the podcasts from coast to coast. All right, we got some shout outside scares Gon. Give us some driving music and yeah, give me some j okay, I got something, you got something you got i'men everywhere man one headlights. I like so I gotta shout that. Can I tell you that there is a part of the song freezing. The shots are part of the song that describes my fraternity house perfect. When it gets to that, I will stop you and I'll let you know how it describes our fraternut. What is Saki old media feed back, Sako media again, No one knows that it's a Christy Schrader. Yeah, Jerry Healy, Yeah, Tore Matthews my main man. Juan Vasquez, d J. Jason from the Big shout out to Ron Peck. He's our Montana man that was listening to us out in Montana. How about Timo Martinez? Also Andrea Tight for the Yankees Yankees? Also Andrea who is at I'm a Rosery two A M Moser? No, it's Roses, It's I'm a ros And Also this is a big one. This guy listens to us and follows us constantly. It's Fallen Heroes Project. Who is at w A Falling h b P. He's a really big fan. He falls is on Twitter every single day. Um. Also Tanya where is Tanja Tanja t a n j A at choose for t I got more, I got even more. Bram John at d e j on Corea on Twitter, Marcus chav Sereda Baker, Harolyn Thompson and Shay Bay how about your baby? Alright? The last of the shout outs, we got Lonnie who's that Lonnie Spicer? Then we got Danielle Eileen who is Dan Dan for the win, Sierra Gore who is out of nine, Blanco big shot at the Blanco, big Mets fan, Jennifer Demurkowski, and who's well, how do you said that last name? She's definitely Polish the Matchowskiski, She's definitely yeah, smash to you, dub Jack and like and the Henry Davidson at Henry p d S five. That's right, all right? More email. Alois Moron said, oh my god, Park's coming up on wait? Oh no, keep going yet? Oh my gosh. My girlfriend and I love your show is Eloisa girl? Okay, so her and her girlfriend I love the show. Listen to it work all day all her girlfriend at work. We talked about listen to it all day. You guys are so entertaining together, it would be impossible to pick a favorite. She loves all three of us. We got an ongoing, very involved bet. If you read or mentioned my email on air, I will win appetizers and beers Elie Spear in Stony, Colorado count us in because you won your bet, we just read your email. Congratulations. There's some potato wedges girls, all right? J C. S writes to The Off Air Show at gmail dot com. Really and Joe the show. I really enjoyed the show, guys. The first few episodes, I thought Gregg t was yelling at everyone was kind of annoying. Hey, now only the first three, but now I think it's hilarious. You gotta love And also adding Ronnie to the care really improved the show and and looking forward to that spelling be at the end of the month. Wait, here's the part. Ready does turn my Turney House? Ready, cheaper one cigaret? That's this place. It's always such a mess sometimes. I think watching there, you go say, that's what it took. If you always want if you wanted to know what if Attorney House was like, that's what it was it right there, And we missed that, all right, And I guess I'm eating crow on these last two. This one from Twitter, Uh, Lisa C. That's n y Lisa fifty one. Not only did I listen to the forty one minute podcast yesterday, but I listened in place of the Big Show, who Don't Tell, Don't Tell Elvis that's maybe maybe he's gonna tell us to cut these then if that's the case. And finally I got Courtney Johnson great forty one minute podcast today, We're the Last Dad. Thanks so much. Hashtag JACKALOPEA we got a lot of jackalope and hashtag cranky pants yesterday. So thanks everybody who yeah it lives. So thank you to all the validated our feelings to explain what that means. And thank you to all the jugs and all the lugs that took time to email us. At the end of yesterday's podcast, I thought it was I said, we were in We're way too long. Who the hell is even listening at the forty first minute, and I said, if you're listening, here's a secret keyword that you will type to us email Twitter anyway you want. And we said the secret code word is jackalope and they'll tell you. Paul Freak said it was cranky pants, and then so a flood of jackalope and cranky pants emails came right. And the reason why me we it was a test, right, testing the audience because I didn't really believe that this one was going to listen that far in. And now that you have that validation, how do you feel today? Hold on, we're totally notes. We gotta wrap it up. Hold on a second, we have some other things we gotta get you really quick, Okay, really quick after that. Guy have some new business all business music. So angry, I'm not angry. Hey, listen, they're listening at the forty one in it get the thirty fifth minute, and I ain't coming around. I do have one question, yea, why is uh yelling Daniella sack? She's back? Oh she's glass. I will say, man, you know Toller in the studio, Paler in the tler and if you if you want to know what you know, we don't Lurk if he's tuning in right now. Lurk is girl backwards and Yug is guy backwards. So Toller you want to use this, Toller is hot girl backwards, Toller backwards. So hashtag yelling Daniella is tolerk, the toll Ler is back. Well, forgive youself from tollersiness business. Everybody wants to know about my business. Got business, version business, tyller aler, that's it, all right, that's business. Why why are you back? Yeah? Why are you here? Why we have to get to new business in old business? Because I wanted to get in your business. I can't do it. I can't, I can't. This is God's got a monster in his pants? Don't Okay? Can we get to the We gotta get to the new alight really quick? So are real fast? Merca told me, yeah, you're na. What are we doing for? We had a lot of people tweet at her sponsor her yet okay? Same with the Adrian Adrian Brant no responsible? I tweeted Adam also, I told show and said, but he doesn't know. He hasn't moved it just out there. Want to He wants to promote, so I don't. I would like to have them on the show. Would be great. The Weener family, the Weener family. We can make that happen. You wanted to happen. I'm gonna make it happen because I'm a man who gets things done. I want to know what it's like being a guy with a name. Lauren Ween are going through? We can get him on. You want to get him on this week that cannet to Marissa's Tomey. I told you, okay, right, so then one we'll get to the other. Fine. By the way, I think this is a show of empty promises, because all we keep doing is promising, promising. No, no, I'm going to get you the Wieners that you desire. Great tay, alright, one less thing before we do, leave me shout out to our friend Mike Burke. Come on, Skier, Uncle Skier, can you give me some pizza music, some pizza music I got, Come on, come on please, and we'll allow yelling Daniella to sing with us. But she has to stay clear away from me on the other side of the studio. Right, she'll know the words to the Coller Color Color. The big news is that Deninos, the historic pizza place Denios, I encourage anyuary to google knows from Staten Island in New Jersey, is now opening up today. Grand opening in New York City? Where Why why aren't we there? No moon all? What do you like working on the phone in the world? Shot not give head? Look you putting on the sheet. That's pretty, that's pretty. Professionals get Mike works number around on the podcast that Mike Park, the owner of Danio's Pizza hards like a good do you know they have a great garbage by in Tanitos? Dude, it's amazing. Stars Yelling daniel twisted like a Boston making faces behind your backs at me, and I can't do this anymore. She's doing stuff behind my back. I want to like take her, I want to get that. I want to go out with her. Now. This is a problem that you want to go on, hollerd Danielle. I cannot, Danielle. She's I'm stumbling on my tongues. I can't even I have more than weird. You've made your distraction to this. I'm tongues. Oh god, I don't have any button answer the phone with the actually doing Yo Burke, he's open up doing what's he doing? He's making a gig. Why don't you just tell him? The location will be that much quickly today? He's where is it great? The actual actually drops? Well, this is quite a plug, okay in the meaning in the In the meantime, dan Yelling is gonna dance at the Pussycat Doll. What is no business? I think you want to play with a player from them. You gotta like that big snoop dolt with the lead was a kay I should want one on one treated like show. You say, oh my fifteen minutes and now he's just he's rolling with it. You can't plug her up. She's having a wardrobe belt function live. She's got a meeting coming up. You got a corporate meeting in a couple of minutes. What are you gonna we're gonna do? She does the same thing in that meeting because he's gonna have to butt me. Thank you. Oh my god, the on in the meeting. And if you guys weren't here, what would be happening right now? If you guys weren't here. By the way, good for you, good good friend you are to Mike Burke. By the way, Greg do youn't even know the way the freaking location is. You can find Pizza today. Enjoy yourself. I can't. Hey Mike Burke, listen, we only have a couple of seconds. But we hear you're opening. We're helping. We're hoping that you can tell us about your brand grand opening of your new Denio's Pizza Today. Pizza three McDougall Street, right off the corner of Bleek. We actually just opened the door and sold the first takeout order in the first table, just walked in. When you call, That'snio's Pizza in the village, right that's in Grantwich Village. Okay, okay, hold on a second now of the podcast, we're gonna brooke we we'd like to send this girl down to see you. Her name is Yelling Danielle and she's smoking hot. She should be really good for business. For business, but no, but I want to do I want to do something for the listeners right here. Listen, it's your first day opening. You know, you know, you know you're gonna you're not gonna be profitable for about a year, so at least at least because it takes a lot to pay off that building. You know how much rent is. So where I was going with that, Where I was going with that as well, what's a few more dollars? If somebody comes in and mentions the Affair Show podcast, can we can they get like a free pie or something? Or wow? How did the first how many people to one? Well? No, no, we're putting it out there on the podcast. Who want to make if people don't come out the first time. People that meant yet. Okay, okay, but you gotta asked from Mike Burke. Say can I speak to Mike Burke and then say hey Mike Burke. They have to say Jacobe, no, no, listen. I listened to the Affair Show and I would like I would like my free pie. So you're gonna give it to the What they gonna say? I put a brand new pie in all and all three of my locations. It's called the U from Mike Burke, and they say, I listen to the podcast, I want the alright, all right, you got it? All right? Did you go? All Fair Show listeners, all six of you go get your free pie left over by the end of the days. Good. So negative. You're negative about his business, you're negative about the podcast. Just a realist. He's a realist. David Yellow Yellow scary. She is never coming here again. I swear you're in a huge distraction. To Greg Yell and Daniella is not allowed in the studio. I don't care. We'll see it tomorrow at the Fair Show. Just watch me now, just friends, won't believe, just flatch now, just watch me. I can't send for your for you, you won't believe you. Just watch me now.
Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand Presents Off Air Show is Scary Jones and Greg te The Aufair Show, Yeah it is. I'm scary. That's Greg Tea over there. When the bald freak Ronnie's here? Yo, What the hell effect is that? He's back at it again? I can't take it. I'm not gonna do it. He's back at it again. Why do you do why? I thought comforts are at it again? But didn't you talk to again? You said that you really would scary. You said, I will talk to bald freak about the stupid voice thing he like. I don't know why it wants doing love it. I'll tell you what I like. I like when it doesn't sound you know, when it sounds like music to your ears. But when you start putting that right that other one on there? What was that? What your problem? He couldn't get talking like that all. I can't do it. I can't deal with it. You sound like someone from out of space, like a strange alien or something. Well, you know what he is feeling. He gave him a fresh shot cutty shaved his head. I mean, he's this's just like three days the shine that's coming off that head right now, this is my like five o'clock shadow, or my son is blazing off of your head into my eyes right now. Yeah, bald freak Ronnie is exactly that. He's bald, but not by choice. Not by choice. He lost his hair at seventeen. We'll talk about that, just about that. We'll talk about that in another story. You know what you reminders? Its great if you could pencil in on our podcast. I get a pen you know I forgot. I'll throw you another ball. Freak Rannie therapy session. Yeah, let's talk about the time that therapy is pretty good. Don't know the time that Ronnie was losing his hair so bad in the in high school that he put a wig on and then he showed his wig and he wore a wig for about a year. That was No, it was not a wig. It was the hair club man. It was the poly fuse method. Is very Layman's term here, just to be safe because I don't want this coming back to me. But therapy is spelled T h r O p e Y very close. How do you spelling? Do you know a lot of people are excited about the great T spelling. I did see a lot of the emails coming in at the episode, the bald Freak said, yes, I challenged Greg t to a spelling b versus Scary and a couple of listeners to be announced. Great, all right, so we're gonna be doing that at some point, all right, so yeah last night, can we talk about that real quick? Well where are we with this whole thing? Are you're not even following my outline? What are we doing today? Well? Today we have, um, we have one of the listeners wanted to say hello on the on the off air show, So we got that coming up here. Uh so you're talking to people today, and then we're gonna just one person and then we're gonna go to social media feedback and new business old business, right and then and then you all and then are you also bringing my guest in your guests? Well, I happen to see her outside. You know her as well, You probably know her even better than I do. But I figured I didn't really know what we're going to be doing on the show today, So I have her in the waiting room ready to come on in. Well, I think we should get to her. Let's do this, Let's do this, Let's I mean, I didn't want to just barge in, like, you know, drop her here in the studio. I figured, if you have some time, then we might want to talk to We have time, Let's do this. Why do we have time? Because you it's fifteen minutes? Yeahd does he not yell at fifteen minutes? Okay, we're three and a half minutes in. So let's not talk about the fact that we only have fifteen minutes. Otherwise we're gonna have less. Let's take a little condensed time to talk about that. We had forty two minute podcast. Yes, that's because we hadn't we had. In all fairness, we were off for two and a half weeks, but we all talked afterwards. We all saw each other last night. We spent some quality time after the podcast. We had a good forty two minute podcast. Right, okay, So so loosen the leash a little bit, I think, right, just a little bit, just a little bit. I got I got meetings to go. He's got meetings. I can tell that his brain, he's all over the place already. He's already, he's already distracted, you see, like his language want to put out the door already. Guys. Okay, if you're listening to this podcast today, scary Jones turn to be picked on by bald freak. They're gonna double team me the spade spade here because are we are we? Are we wrong about this? Are you calm, cool and collected? Focus on this podcast? Let's do this, Uncle scary agry? I'm not angry. Not keep doing that. Now, we'll get there pretty in my keyboard, will you? Yeah? I turn the keyboard off. All right, Well, okay, where do you want to begin? I'd like to begin with the phone call. Are we going past the fifteen minute mark today? Or now? We might just buy the best a few minutes. Oh? Man, Hey, thanks for calling the off air show. Who is this? It's Mark? You're super fans from p A Man. How you guys doing? We're doing? That? Is Mark? Mark? Cooflo? Mark Cooflo? Really, buddy, Wow, what's hello? What's up? Cooflo is afro? Yeah, come on, I know who you are. So what can we do for you? Mark? You called in? I one has to have a purpose, you know, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta actually train everybody on how to behave. So if you're gonna call us, you have that something nice to say or bad to say? Just say something bull for He plays a music from Mark Marko fro Mark. Yes, bro, what's up so much? Man? Just chilling out here in vacation in Wildwood, New Jersey, a red in Morley's Pier. Yeah, you got to come down. I go to be this guy. This guy's got our number. He knows you know. So how is childhood today? Is it sunny or to the beach? It's nice? So why would you start your morning by calling us? Why not? Okay? All right, so you know literally got a great job. Restart this. I'm gonna reiterate. So what what would you like to say? You have? The thought is there's is there an angle? Is there something you want to throw out there? So glad at the call that maybe like once a month or something, you guys need to take the show on the road or something. Okay, there's something. She's got a suggestion, maybe down to the Wildwood, to Morley's Pier. We're gonna put that in the suggestion box. Do you guys should do? Should we do something? On the waiting room? This is I think we should actually, um think take his suggestion under advisement and maybe take the show on the road once a month. Just to get out of the studio that you got serve in USA or something like that. Come on, give us a beach music, beach boy, give me something. Is that where we're going. We're going out of Wildwood, Wildwood, New Jersey. For all of you that don't know that don't or that don't understand what Wildwood, New Jersey is. Wildwood is this massive, massive beach with a huge pier and all these rights. Yes, summertime, baby. I think these guys are talking about the West coast of California, sort of like, you know what we're in Jersey. You know, don't get ahead of yourself. That's not get crazy. Get to the get to the course of the six songs that like twenty second intro, this is the beach boards. She's giving me ex she good, she's giving me excitation, the excitations. Oh my god, I just got it now, epiphany, she's giving me the excitations. All these years, I didn't understand what that he's saying. Excitations, She's she's giving him a heart on yeah man, excitations. Yeah. I love just realizing that now. Yeahs the Innocent song from the sixties. I didn't know they talked about that with Innocent in the sixties. My brother wal Freak is right. I remember back in the sixties, you know, when I was dropping a little L. S. D. Myself. We're out there, we're what'stie, what's good? You got it out of backing, You got a little, little, a little This is listen the Beatles, Lucy and the Sky with Diamonds. That Lucy and the Sky with Diamonds, that's L. S. D. That Remember Dennis Joplin and I. We're putting tabs on our tongues. This is what they were talking about, and we're making out. So this is the Beatles psychedelic era. It's very act Con in San Francisco was dead. Man is Mark Coupo still on the phone with us? He's still there, he's listening in. He's a super fan. Of course he's gonna stay on the phone the whole show. Mark, are you enjoying this? Absolutely? Man? Mark? We we've totally moved on. We forgot that you were there. How rude of us first we didn't. You're in our home. Mark, I love you in Spotlight I met you. Guys want to share it the summer Bash, but yeah, you guys got to come to the p A and like, listen, Okay, that's enough, that's all right, we'll Mark. We're gonna let you go now if you ever have another thought. But right before we let you go, Mark, we are do we do want to send you an off air show T shirt. Thank you for calling us two one hundred and your T shirt will be in the mail as soon as the second one you've offered him. He didn't even get the first one yet. Yes, this is gonna start going from a running joke to like a tragedy. Like we've given out way too many invisible T shirts. It's time. It's time to really like draw a line in the sand and do something. Okay, and by the way, about five minutes ago, and I had somebody here, Christine, she actually I had a couple of people here. I have spoke to two different people about getting us off fair show T shirts. We're gonna get it sponsored on the sleeve. And we just need to know how many colors our logo is because that makes a difference of like a hundred dollars per cases. We're supposed to do a contest where somebody was supposed to make a logo from here we have, but I'm gonna be honest, because there's an honesty podcast. I don't. I don't like any I don't want to know. Here's why, because everyone, everyone who's in radio, it makes a logo for radio, something having to do with an old timey looking microphone or a pair of headphones, and I think it's just time for something completely different. I just we've seen it all before. I mean not that they're bad logo, no, No, I like them. They have a hell of the microphone on it, and they're like that. I think a lot of time was spent. But if you've got to be thinking out of the box, right, just having having an old timey microphone with our names over the tag is it's like whatever, you know, a fair show, girdle. We'll move on, okay, but let's please bring my guest in now. I think that would be a great time. Okay, we have guest music, Ronnie. Yeah, come on, well I didn't know that you guys definitely wanted my guest in here or not. You guys know who she is. You're gonna love it. We'll tell you. She just walked in and the room smells better already, exactly. It's yelling, Danielle. I like the name actually yelling Danielle or Danielle yelling, yelling Danielle, Dan yelling, Danielle, daniellen. I like Dan yelling. That's great. Do you like Dan yelling? Oh? She does? I mean you like that? I like Dan yellow yellow Dan yeller yelling. Here's the thing, though, the reason why we like yelling putting yelling. There every time I walked by her office, she's yelling, she's given orders, she's in charge. So what happened the same thing? I was out in the in the lobby. I was going to go over to the executive bathroom. And as I'm going to the lobby, I see our yelling Daniella, and I go, what the heck yelling at? And she's like, my friends, I have to go to a baby shower this weekend. And all of a sudden is red light one off my head and bing, big big MCMI give me some sound went on my head, Give me something, bang, give me some right. So also, okay, so this is what okay effects when you have Ronnie's box. Get ready, let me pick the picture. Let's pick the picture. You have some music, my my, my story. Well, I don't know where you're going with the stories, give me some music for my story, and right, and then I wanted toroduce how it happened. Okay a second, all right, I think just give me the subject, give me the subject matter, and I will tell you some walking music. I'm walking. What are you walking about? Now? I'm going back to We just had a visit from the sixties yesterday, we were in the seventies and eighties. We're going back to the We can do some Frank Sinatra tomorrow, that would be great. There's some walking. I don't know any walk Benny Goodman, what does he ever walking? I don't have walking. I'm walking on sunshine. Well, I know, I listen. I just want to know what. Then here's what happens to all right. I had to go to the bathroom. Okay, so as I'm going to By the way, when you do go to as a man, when you're going to the bathroom, do you fart when you pee? I mean, I've I've done it, but it's not like a regular prack for me. It is. It's like it's like when I pee, it farts and I don't know why it farts. It does its yeah, like your body like for real, like when I'm standing there and I gotta go pee. It's like I can't help it. It just it farts. It just happens. It just comes out. You're gross, dude. I don't mean to be gross, but it happened. As a sidebar. But anyway, so every man can relate to. So I meet yelling Danielle or Danielle yelling Danielle. I liked when you were farting. I knew I smelled something I wanted to I wanted to bring her in and talk to her, to us about why she's yelling and why were you yelling? Dan yelling? All right, So I get a call and invitation everything about this baby shower that you said the magic word. So I really don't enjoy baby showers, bridal showers, et cetera. They're so boring. They're absolutely horrible. But if it was yours, you'd enjoy it. Oh, I'm sure. Yeah. Give me those gifts, baby, don't wrap them, just put them in plastic, right, what goes onto baby shower? Anyway? So they're calling me and asking me ideas and what I think what games we should play at this baby shower? Why do you have to play games? Exactly? Why do we need to play games? I love to play games. Isn't that what they do? Twice yeers the same thing? They play games and they you know what they're doing at this baby shower. They're putting different types of chocolate candy inside diapers, smushing it up and having you smell it to see it looks like poop in a diaper and like Snickers, twigs, et cetera. So disgusting. I'm eating a salad. You think I want to smell this fake poop in a diaper? All that sounds like the sort of game that great team will come up with. Yeah, but I would legitally ship my pantsper No. But then they want to make these ice cubes with little babies inside them, babies instead of ice cubes. Yeah, oh, I don't want to drink Sangria with a baby in an ice cube. And then when it mouts is like, oh my wanted broke. Yeah, they are ridiculous. I'm sorry. But when I want to say, yeah, can you you know? Definitely? Thing I noticed on a sidebar, sidebar, hold on the volume down, seriously, why here back? All the music scary plays is like blasting through my speakers. It's like him in real life. Don't scary? Bring it down? Okay sidebarlle. So so anyway, so they're like, hey, Danielle, do you want to contribute any ideas? I'm like absolutely not. I'm like, just give me the sangria, let me drink that and let me get drunk, because who wants to deal with playing a poop game drinking someone's broken water? Who wants that? So you don't want to sniff chocolate out of a diaper, because I mean, who came up with that idea? Is horrible? Is a terrible it is despicable. Um, I that's why I will not have kids and I won't attend these things. And I'm a guy. You're lucky. You don't have to attend them. Let me tell you you're one lucky son of a bitch. And the and the bridle shower unlucky son of a bitch. The bridle shower is the same thing on. You're not going to get sympathy from that guy. He's been divorced twice a great times, three times. Well, we just get divorced me, Oh that's right, we did. Quick can't hold a wife. He's like, he's like a screene in a bucket of water. So what do you want? What's the message you want to give to people who planned baby showers or bridle showers or little nonsense parties like that. Don't put babies and ice cubes. Yeah, that, and no one wants to play your freaking games. So it was if it was more of just a gathering and a celebration and people just drank and did other things like have a dance party. I would have a dance party at my show. You you'd, actually you would. Then she wants a dance party. His elevator music. You don't have to translate English. She don't want to translate English to English. I heard what she said, bull freak? Did he not? Says she want a dance party. That's right, here we go. That's guto fist pump, here we go, dance party, go full freak shower dance party. What they were in the eighties showers I was performed by Devo. Hey you got you got whipp it? You got whipped by. All you have to do is say the name of a band and he immediately wants to hear a song. Whip it, give me whip it. Let's whip it. Whip. It is not a dance party, is my damn though you know only wore the blocks on their heads. Yeah, Dan yelling into a shower dance party exactly, shower dance night, teas my And then what there is your party? Like that? Yeah? That was good? So that's how you would like. I would love it. And then talking and casually maybe have a couple of drinks talking the babies, Yeah, and be out of there and out of there, okay, So that that's fair and I like that idea like that. I like that, you know what, you know what, I understand those scary say there's baby showers that both men and women attend together. How boring that must be for those guys. It really is? It really is not. Oh is a dance party appropriate for for an eight month pregnant woman? Though you're gonna be able to get into that. You can be able to get down with a bad self. They like, even what am I even breaking those ice cubs? And honestly, if you're having a party for her and you've given her all these gifts, shouldn't you have a good time too? I mean, it's got your guests. A great party host will think of his guests. That's right. You know when Scary and I used to throw parties, we always think of our guests. We charged them. Remember we charged with the door for New Year's Eve. We did a p y oh it was really or if you got a drink, you gotta pay. Like you were at our party for New Year's Eve Rush when we opened up all the popping bottles, champagne everywhere. Yeah, the old apartment was the millennium New Year's Eve. Remember I brought Trish there and somebody dumped a champagne on her head and she too, was like you mother, you know what it was? It was? It was our friend Lauren Weiner Well Daniels and yelling Danielle Um. Yes, I'm so glad that you came by hung out with us tonight. I would love for you to come by more often, really, a lot more often. Really, I've turned on in the room. Is really like, I can take a picture if you put you out there on Instagram. She's incredibly hot. We will do that. It'll take You're hot, I mean, are you kidding me? Wait? Do you not look at yourself in the mirror and go, oh my god, I'm so good looking? Why I don't know what. I think we're about to have a moment. She's gorgeous? Are you kidding me not? Then, first of all, your attitude alone as hot as it is. And then and you're hot. I mean, this is not an HR case, isn't thank you? You're you're you're you're the right size. You're like five what five seven to the right size espertri the right you're the right size, Oh my god, size zero. Guys, I'm telling you it's too bad that you're taking because you're You're every day is so wonderful. I just want to stare at Okay, this is getting PERFC. You're we're wearing flower bomb is at the bomb. Don't you love to behavior of a long time? There? Sweating too, I'm sweating. I'm feeling it's getting hot. Yeah, you know what they say about that you should look at yourself with a mirror and say that you're gorgeous. Thank you. Look at the mirror. You're saying, yeah, I'm taking a picture. You look beautiful. Hold on a second, I'm taking a picture of you right now. Yes, I want the audience to go to our Instagram at the fair shown you bring this down to you're of the room. All right, we gotta go discussing by the start for podcasting minute. We haven't even gotten it's time to do. I think it's tide is enormous. Why well you roundheaded? That is huge? Boy, Well there's always going to say that, the biggest no podcast eye roll with it. It's been making your money for twenty years on the reason in the background, give me thumbs up, background, I love your head. It's so big. Forget it even better, get out now. I can't I that if we weren't at work. As long as it does on me. Look at that. He doesn't do that until two months into the relationship. Is it time for the social media feedback? Feedback? Yelling, yelling, thank you for come by, thank you? So oh this is way low. From now on, um, we cannot bring Danielle into the studio anymore say the same thing place she's not cannot. I mean you felt that right, I was social me up, beat back, great, Tea's got a big moner. I do do any music for this? No, you gotta have music. Kids talk over dead air. Yeah you know we have the beat bed from from bull Free. All right, we wanted it up didn't get through this here, didn't shout out said, we've got emails on Twitter, So here we go on Twitter. Danny Lopez. Danny Hasselhoff writes, in all seriousness, your podcast is my favorite of them all. Wow, that's all. I could cause some problems with other podcasts. How about that? How about that? How about that? About it? How about it? How about it? Okay? About the Gmail account the Affair Show at gmail dot com. Yeah, I can't find the subject line. I can't find my balls because I left them off. You guys, you got your Guys podcast. I don't know about the English language on that one. Your Guys podcast is amazing. I listened to it every day when I get to work as a pick we have to get through the night. It's so much better than I'm gonna say other podcasts. I can't. I can't mention of the podcast in the email. It's gonna yeah, but it's going to cause a war. What would be cool is it is if Greg t could send send me his outline that he famously makes for the podcast, signed by all of you, so I can frame it and hang it up. That's from Chris from Batavia, New Yorkers. I'll tell you what today's outline we will sign and send sending it out. We should do that instead of T shirts are ready to rock and cheaper to ship. You get outlined also from the ball Freak from Bangkameca. Love you guys, you all f and rock like I'm hanging with the guys. You guys don't need a permanent female on the show. Like, yes, the pearance every once in a while is cool, but I like the vibe of just the guys. Well, I gotta be honest, I somewhat agree with that. I do like us in our treehouse, but I do think we need a woman here to counteract us. We cannot because otherwise we spiral out of control, not just a bunch of dudes. But after today, obviously yelling Danielle is just we can't have her here. Ever again, I think they yelling yell is not allowed. Back off to Twitter, Tara, or tease sets or tease t seventy two writes, most people all all day. Most people work all day on Friday, I listened to off air show to finish up by Friday afternoon and get me going catching up on episodes. As I hear from your Semite to Sandy. That so oh as I wow, this person trip she's driving music though, that's Aaron Fine. Okay, that's Aaron Fine frock. So Aaron find drives from your seventy to San Diego listening to us. Tarat Ortez is the one that finishes her Friday. You know what if they're listening to us on the road trip, scary you all. Honestly, you gotta give us a road trip music. Well you do that, then get some balls, get some music for the road trip wall for You've got some shout outs? Yeah, do that. Well, speaking of road trips in the West Coast, I want to give a shout out to a guy named Chris who came up to me when I was in San Diego on the beer line at Petco Park during the Padres Yankees game. Who recognized me. And we're not on the elvis during the morning shows, not on in San Diego, but apparently he listens to the podcast listen to the podcasts from coast to coast. All right, we got some shout outside scares Gon. Give us some driving music and yeah, give me some j okay, I got something, you got something you got i'men everywhere man one headlights. I like so I gotta shout that. Can I tell you that there is a part of the song freezing. The shots are part of the song that describes my fraternity house perfect. When it gets to that, I will stop you and I'll let you know how it describes our fraternut. What is Saki old media feed back, Sako media again, No one knows that it's a Christy Schrader. Yeah, Jerry Healy, Yeah, Tore Matthews my main man. Juan Vasquez, d J. Jason from the Big shout out to Ron Peck. He's our Montana man that was listening to us out in Montana. How about Timo Martinez? Also Andrea Tight for the Yankees Yankees? Also Andrea who is at I'm a Rosery two A M Moser? No, it's Roses, It's I'm a ros And Also this is a big one. This guy listens to us and follows us constantly. It's Fallen Heroes Project. Who is at w A Falling h b P. He's a really big fan. He falls is on Twitter every single day. Um. Also Tanya where is Tanja Tanja t a n j A at choose for t I got more, I got even more. Bram John at d e j on Corea on Twitter, Marcus chav Sereda Baker, Harolyn Thompson and Shay Bay how about your baby? Alright? The last of the shout outs, we got Lonnie who's that Lonnie Spicer? Then we got Danielle Eileen who is Dan Dan for the win, Sierra Gore who is out of nine, Blanco big shot at the Blanco, big Mets fan, Jennifer Demurkowski, and who's well, how do you said that last name? She's definitely Polish the Matchowskiski, She's definitely yeah, smash to you, dub Jack and like and the Henry Davidson at Henry p d S five. That's right, all right? More email. Alois Moron said, oh my god, Park's coming up on wait? Oh no, keep going yet? Oh my gosh. My girlfriend and I love your show is Eloisa girl? Okay, so her and her girlfriend I love the show. Listen to it work all day all her girlfriend at work. We talked about listen to it all day. You guys are so entertaining together, it would be impossible to pick a favorite. She loves all three of us. We got an ongoing, very involved bet. If you read or mentioned my email on air, I will win appetizers and beers Elie Spear in Stony, Colorado count us in because you won your bet, we just read your email. Congratulations. There's some potato wedges girls, all right? J C. S writes to The Off Air Show at gmail dot com. Really and Joe the show. I really enjoyed the show, guys. The first few episodes, I thought Gregg t was yelling at everyone was kind of annoying. Hey, now only the first three, but now I think it's hilarious. You gotta love And also adding Ronnie to the care really improved the show and and looking forward to that spelling be at the end of the month. Wait, here's the part. Ready does turn my Turney House? Ready, cheaper one cigaret? That's this place. It's always such a mess sometimes. I think watching there, you go say, that's what it took. If you always want if you wanted to know what if Attorney House was like, that's what it was it right there, And we missed that, all right, And I guess I'm eating crow on these last two. This one from Twitter, Uh, Lisa C. That's n y Lisa fifty one. Not only did I listen to the forty one minute podcast yesterday, but I listened in place of the Big Show, who Don't Tell, Don't Tell Elvis that's maybe maybe he's gonna tell us to cut these then if that's the case. And finally I got Courtney Johnson great forty one minute podcast today, We're the Last Dad. Thanks so much. Hashtag JACKALOPEA we got a lot of jackalope and hashtag cranky pants yesterday. So thanks everybody who yeah it lives. So thank you to all the validated our feelings to explain what that means. And thank you to all the jugs and all the lugs that took time to email us. At the end of yesterday's podcast, I thought it was I said, we were in We're way too long. Who the hell is even listening at the forty first minute, and I said, if you're listening, here's a secret keyword that you will type to us email Twitter anyway you want. And we said the secret code word is jackalope and they'll tell you. Paul Freak said it was cranky pants, and then so a flood of jackalope and cranky pants emails came right. And the reason why me we it was a test, right, testing the audience because I didn't really believe that this one was going to listen that far in. And now that you have that validation, how do you feel today? Hold on, we're totally notes. We gotta wrap it up. Hold on a second, we have some other things we gotta get you really quick, Okay, really quick after that. Guy have some new business all business music. So angry, I'm not angry. Hey, listen, they're listening at the forty one in it get the thirty fifth minute, and I ain't coming around. I do have one question, yea, why is uh yelling Daniella sack? She's back? Oh she's glass. I will say, man, you know Toller in the studio, Paler in the tler and if you if you want to know what you know, we don't Lurk if he's tuning in right now. Lurk is girl backwards and Yug is guy backwards. So Toller you want to use this, Toller is hot girl backwards, Toller backwards. So hashtag yelling Daniella is tolerk, the toll Ler is back. Well, forgive youself from tollersiness business. Everybody wants to know about my business. Got business, version business, tyller aler, that's it, all right, that's business. Why why are you back? Yeah? Why are you here? Why we have to get to new business in old business? Because I wanted to get in your business. I can't do it. I can't, I can't. This is God's got a monster in his pants? Don't Okay? Can we get to the We gotta get to the new alight really quick? So are real fast? Merca told me, yeah, you're na. What are we doing for? We had a lot of people tweet at her sponsor her yet okay? Same with the Adrian Adrian Brant no responsible? I tweeted Adam also, I told show and said, but he doesn't know. He hasn't moved it just out there. Want to He wants to promote, so I don't. I would like to have them on the show. Would be great. The Weener family, the Weener family. We can make that happen. You wanted to happen. I'm gonna make it happen because I'm a man who gets things done. I want to know what it's like being a guy with a name. Lauren Ween are going through? We can get him on. You want to get him on this week that cannet to Marissa's Tomey. I told you, okay, right, so then one we'll get to the other. Fine. By the way, I think this is a show of empty promises, because all we keep doing is promising, promising. No, no, I'm going to get you the Wieners that you desire. Great tay, alright, one less thing before we do, leave me shout out to our friend Mike Burke. Come on, Skier, Uncle Skier, can you give me some pizza music, some pizza music I got, Come on, come on please, and we'll allow yelling Daniella to sing with us. But she has to stay clear away from me on the other side of the studio. Right, she'll know the words to the Coller Color Color. The big news is that Deninos, the historic pizza place Denios, I encourage anyuary to google knows from Staten Island in New Jersey, is now opening up today. Grand opening in New York City? Where Why why aren't we there? No moon all? What do you like working on the phone in the world? Shot not give head? Look you putting on the sheet. That's pretty, that's pretty. Professionals get Mike works number around on the podcast that Mike Park, the owner of Danio's Pizza hards like a good do you know they have a great garbage by in Tanitos? Dude, it's amazing. Stars Yelling daniel twisted like a Boston making faces behind your backs at me, and I can't do this anymore. She's doing stuff behind my back. I want to like take her, I want to get that. I want to go out with her. Now. This is a problem that you want to go on, hollerd Danielle. I cannot, Danielle. She's I'm stumbling on my tongues. I can't even I have more than weird. You've made your distraction to this. I'm tongues. Oh god, I don't have any button answer the phone with the actually doing Yo Burke, he's open up doing what's he doing? He's making a gig. Why don't you just tell him? The location will be that much quickly today? He's where is it great? The actual actually drops? Well, this is quite a plug, okay in the meaning in the In the meantime, dan Yelling is gonna dance at the Pussycat Doll. What is no business? I think you want to play with a player from them. You gotta like that big snoop dolt with the lead was a kay I should want one on one treated like show. You say, oh my fifteen minutes and now he's just he's rolling with it. You can't plug her up. She's having a wardrobe belt function live. She's got a meeting coming up. You got a corporate meeting in a couple of minutes. What are you gonna we're gonna do? She does the same thing in that meeting because he's gonna have to butt me. Thank you. Oh my god, the on in the meeting. And if you guys weren't here, what would be happening right now? If you guys weren't here. By the way, good for you, good good friend you are to Mike Burke. By the way, Greg do youn't even know the way the freaking location is. You can find Pizza today. Enjoy yourself. I can't. Hey Mike Burke, listen, we only have a couple of seconds. But we hear you're opening. We're helping. We're hoping that you can tell us about your brand grand opening of your new Denio's Pizza Today. Pizza three McDougall Street, right off the corner of Bleek. We actually just opened the door and sold the first takeout order in the first table, just walked in. When you call, That'snio's Pizza in the village, right that's in Grantwich Village. Okay, okay, hold on a second now of the podcast, we're gonna brooke we we'd like to send this girl down to see you. Her name is Yelling Danielle and she's smoking hot. She should be really good for business. For business, but no, but I want to do I want to do something for the listeners right here. Listen, it's your first day opening. You know, you know, you know you're gonna you're not gonna be profitable for about a year, so at least at least because it takes a lot to pay off that building. You know how much rent is. So where I was going with that, Where I was going with that as well, what's a few more dollars? If somebody comes in and mentions the Affair Show podcast, can we can they get like a free pie or something? Or wow? How did the first how many people to one? Well? No, no, we're putting it out there on the podcast. Who want to make if people don't come out the first time. People that meant yet. Okay, okay, but you gotta asked from Mike Burke. Say can I speak to Mike Burke and then say hey Mike Burke. They have to say Jacobe, no, no, listen. I listened to the Affair Show and I would like I would like my free pie. So you're gonna give it to the What they gonna say? I put a brand new pie in all and all three of my locations. It's called the U from Mike Burke, and they say, I listen to the podcast, I want the alright, all right, you got it? All right? Did you go? All Fair Show listeners, all six of you go get your free pie left over by the end of the days. Good. So negative. You're negative about his business, you're negative about the podcast. Just a realist. He's a realist. David Yellow Yellow scary. She is never coming here again. I swear you're in a huge distraction. To Greg Yell and Daniella is not allowed in the studio. I don't care. We'll see it tomorrow at the Fair Show. Just watch me now, just friends, won't believe, just flatch now, just watch me. I can't send for your for you, you won't believe you. Just watch me now.