July 12, 2016
The Off-Air Show w/Skeery Greg T - Ep.32
Ep.32 - Skeery & Bald Freak are opposites on vacation
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Speaker 1: Starting today, I'm not gonna I don't want to yell anymore. Good with that one you got on the show because people think no, because people think that I'm a I'm a yeller and I'm not. It's my tone that your misunderstanding is that? Is that what you tell your daughters. And we had a meeting every day when you yell at them. You want to let that be hard at this present time. Let's get the theme music. What show them? It's on the freaking sheet, It's right. Therefore, I say, you're not even looking at it. How do you do that? Es it's on purpose? I can't help it. Then I'm gonna yell you. If you're gonna do I'm gonna start yelling. We had the sheet that you weren't gonna yell. This is what happened to you didn't on purpose. Elvis Duran presents off air shows Steery Joe's Great Tea episode number thirty two according to Great Teeth Sheet. Finally, and we're back afterward two and a half week break, and because we didn't do one on the Thursday before we left, we didn't do a show yesterday when we came back from vacation. Yeah, I'm telling a thousand. I feel like we're on an all Star break. I want to say hello to the guy that tweeted us yesterday that's listening to the off their show in Montana. Did you see that the guy was setting up like he was setting up fencing around the farm in Montana. They have internet in Montana and he's sitting there listen to us right now setting up his fence. So I don't know who you are, but you know what, man, I want to say, what's up to Montana? And how is that really doing the guy any justice here? Montana? Mine a salute the guy. You don't even take the time to find out his name. You know what, while you set up that's awful tea, I tell you what, while you guys up in the middle of the po while Gregg t is I'll look at him, pull up this guy's name and safe face. I'm scary along with Greg t over there and the bald freak over to my left. And I gotta say thank you for all the love. I mean, although we were all for like seventeen or eighteen days, because we took a very long break. Um while I was on the beach, while I was at a pool, while I was in a club or a bar, and even in my bed at night, I was checking my phone and I saw so much love from all the listeners. We've read all of your tweets while you're whacking it in your beds. He was looking at his phone the whole time. Ronny was with me half the time. We'll talk about that in a little while. We we did a little west coast trip with the boys. But it's really true, Ron Peck, Ron Peck, get the guy his proper, proper Thank you, Ron Peck. But yes, Ron Peck and everybody else who emailed us at at the offair show at gmail dot com and tweeted us at the affair show, it's nice to have the encouragement. It's also nice to be missed, don't you think what's that saying? Ron you got a song for us for that? Absence makes the heart grow fonder, correct, And we certainly gave them a lot of absence and a lot of hearts grew a lot of fund for us, you know. But we have been reading everything. We can't get back to everybody, although we've been trying to Tomorrow, well to our social media Wednesday, social media feedback on Wednesday, which is tomorrow, so we can answer so many of them. We have tons of stuff to go to take. I think tomorrow we should really just be dedicating to social like the whole most of the podcast to social media feedback, because we owe it to our listening audience. Speaking of social media, I'm going through our Twitter right now. At the off their show, you put a picture of your dog up Bold freak with the frig got a lot of a lot of likes your dogs sitting on on on on some kind of a day. Buttons, why why are you putting a picture of your dog? Kind of We didn't give anybody a show, so I said, he has to picture of my dog instead. I gottaive him something. He doesn't have a woman in his life, so that's true. Well you have scary who's whacking it in the bed over there? Next you're sleeping next to so Bold freaking I back way back since like this whacking it together seventh grade. We know each other, so we every year we do a Brooklyn Boys baseball trip Brooklyn. Yeah, but hold on a second, I'm getting bast boys, bast boys, if we're gonna talk about Brooklyn. Yeah, you can Basty Boys. Why not Monest Yahoo? He's from Brooklyn. Yeah, yeah, give me that you Oh, I love Monest Yahoo called for the Beast Boys will tell you that he focus. You got a D D Man sleeve. Yes, and it's got to be of course, because I love when they scream Brooklyn. So, the Brooklyn Boys do a bag ball trip every year to a different baseball stadium in America. And then this year we chose the l A San Diego, Southern California from cow So cow So we did. Uh we went to see the California Angels of Anaheim, right, which Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. You're yeah, I just used to watch the show. Uh, what was it Highway to Heaven? What was the show that we had the angel the California Angels. That's the high Highway to Heaven? Really, Michael Landon, you want to really go back God? That is like from the ones, like the seventies. That guy from Newhouse on the Prairie, Greg told me to pull off the song. You dropped a bomb on me right on the show. So yeah, So you want to talk about someone who's dating himself. I went into that later because you're saying you had some kind of big secret unveiled. So you're going to better music for it. We got music for you. Are you? Are you going somewhere with this story? I'm getting at Michael land and went to We went to the shut up man. We went to At least I chose an eighties show, not a seventies show. I can't even believe you even mentioned Michael Landing. All right, you know what, listen, Congress, his soul he died right because he did her alive he h heaven. He took the highway to heaven. Do you know he's still alive? I thought, no, not Michael, it is dead beyond the lady. What was his name? Paw little House of Prairie? He was His name was non Pa. That's called him. He was not sound like first name. Shut up. Okay, you know what. Let me tell you. I'm going to school you right now, Michael, come on, give me the little House of the Prairie. Name was not Paw. That's what they called him back in the names called him paw like it was Laura Ingalls and and Mary, you know, and it was not paw. No, it's not his first name. It was never pick No hope. But he's ever named his IMDb doing. I'll look at what do we do. I don't bring my oppone into this. This is way too many distractions. You'll think his name is Paw is so ridiculous, beyond stupid. Right now, Ron Peck in Montana is laughing at you or brings back memories? Are you in Heaven? You know what? This is the show? Honestly, he hasn't seen Highway to Heaven. It was Michael Landon, Charls Ingles Charles, it was never Pop. My point is we the whip? Yeah? I can't keep up with you? Can I get it through my baseball story. We'll go back to base We went up to No No. We we went to hang out in so Cal. We saw the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. What's the stupidest name. I spent some time in Redondo Beach on the West coast. We went to San Diego where we spent through that was right through the fourth of July. We saw the Padres. We saw the Yankees play the Padres on the road. Stop right there. Greatest story in my whole entire life. I'm not even kidding you. I was sent by the radio station to go out to San Diego to cover the Yankees Padres World Series, and remember that snuck into the stadium. No Lie sat on the third base line side there. I was there at the game, Ronnie. You know it when they brought in Trevor Hoffman and shut out the Yankees and brocious Scottie Be home run Grand Slam for the Yankees to win it in in San Diego. How about that in the stadium during the World Series? And back then they did that. They let you remember when Trevor Hoffman used to walk into from a C D C. Hells bells. You got some Hell's bells. Oh, the stadium was rocking, dude, it was Yankees and the Padres. Yes, And all of a sudden, the crowd is screaming. You're like, Trevor Hoffman comes walking on in. I'm with Scotty be, one of our chief engineers for the morning show. And then another Scotty b was to hear who at the home run Scotty Brocius right, And all of a sudden, dude, did you hear this? Going nuts? And man, all a sudden the doors open up. Hoffman comes walking into crowds, the places jumping Scott said, what the hell's going on? I'm like, dude, they're closers coming in. Take them. Hey, guys, give it, give me some closer music, dude, closer music. And we're sitting right there and all of a sudden, man, dude, it was like the third pitch in Hoff and throws down the pike. Scotti proces absolutely grand slam, shut them down. Yankees win the World Series. Yankees won World Series all over. I was at the stage, was there, That's what we did on a vacation, But I gotta say it was it was. It was weird because there were times where we were kind of trying to do different things where I wanted to do more active things like go go have dinner at a restaurant and then maybe go out to a bar of the social and then all you wanted to do, and mean when you just tell them they're ball freak. You wanted what do you want to do? Smoke weed? That's all he wanted to do. Go back. He wants to sit on the back porch in the dark, listening to can you do anything else? That's all he does? Look at everything well he does. I ran, I was on the beach, I went to the finest dining establishments. Where'd you go, where'd you go? In and out Burger? We did go and we got to take everybody in that why it's a thing for him, But I enjoy it. I like going in and out southern California and we are just sitting there, lightening up your your bond. Well, like we have like two factions of people, like we have the chill people and Jones was like the energizer. That's because every time I tried that he would like to go to a club or something like that. Maybe you want to air this out this to get you. I'm sorry, we're only going to cover this topic today. We're already fifteen minutes. We were supposed to wait until the next day. We're talking about Michael Land waste the time on that. Michael Lynn can't believe right now at the end of the day, Listen, when you're boys, your boys, right your your best friends. You hang with each other, just being in each other of this company and hanging out and having downtime to get there was really a treat. And we did that, and we did we did a lot of that. And then you are different seas on what we like to do at night, and you're a busy person. You can't stop you like you you're insatiable. Like if we're drinking, you need to do something else. If for smoking, you need to do something else. If we're if we're at a party, you need to do something more than that. You just you have the shortest attention span on the planet. When we're on vacation, and you're difficult to deal with, you know, that's why we have to deal with Really, I mean, I was only his room in for four freaking years. Man, Now you call you want to call me, I'll call you out. He's got to go to the club. Yeah, I don't want models. I don't do that ship. If I can get drunk on two drinks, why do I have to have seventeen drink and packs of drink exactly? That's ulous? And then I go running the next morning. You understand t Like time I got your beautiful California sunshine, seventy degrees on the beach, I'm a little duded, right, I feel good. I don't need to be like partying all the time. I like to have I like to my day to kind of reach a climax at the end, not peter out at eight, eight, nine o'clock at night. You are a vacation doing at a party, dinner at seven o'clock at the morning, breakfast at seven o'clock at night. You know what looks where you want to go? No, one can't forget put him up, put them up. Time. Let's go seven middle aged guys, a sausage factory. Wherever we go. No, you're gonna pick up some chicks. We know we're not talking about he's married, with the exception of myself, when we're not even trying to pick up. When you go out with a bunch of guys on a vacation, regardless of being married or not, it doesn't even matter what happens on that vacation stays in that vacation. Nobody stays true to your wife. What what? What are you freaking staying true to their wives on an old guy vacation and over in San Diego, nobody is staying true my friends? What are you? What are you trying to do? Now? You're trying to say false things for the men do not stay true when they go on a vacation at all guy vacation, Tell you what what do you sit there and whack each other off, wack you know you're awful. You really you can't just have fun to hang out amongst yourselves and listen to great music. But I will say, you know, we need you know, we need we need a female opinion on this one. We do need a feel opinion. Speaking of can we get a very good Oh? By the way, let's I got the perfect person for you on my outline today because she this this woman in particular, who I have in mind. Yeah, where's your girl? Even talking about? Um? This um the person I have in mind. She actually is a private investigator and so she her job is to catch guys cheating, So she'll tell us what guys really do on vacation. So I think we should have her in here. Her name, just her name is Cher. Give me catch this guys cheating? What about girls cheating? She's yes, she's atunity. Could be bad boys. Give me bad boys. Come on, give bad boys, bad boys. No boys, I think you've been smoking a little bit of that bonged with us, man, Why don't you come on the next year? You know, and you were invited. I was not invited. I was not don't even start you know what I gotta tell you, I was a little bit upset. So anyway, you know, I know we're talking about the girl that you want to bring up on the show who's also a primate investigating. That's great, but I did want to go on the on the vacation with you guys. I think of myself as being a Brooklyn night but scary. He likes to isolate me, and he's like and he and he did say to me, Ronnie Goes, He's like, you know, me and me and the me and my Brooklyn crew, like I am not a part of the Brooklyn thing. You're technically you're not. You're not, but but we would we would take you as not. Remember, yeah, all of our friends get out Brooklyn friends get along with you really well, Greg, I do I know the sal and for you Pa, I don't know who's I don't know Pa. I only know those three. No, and then Lauren, the Lauren Lauren Right, Okay, So you try to go through life of the name Weiner all day to come on. What was it like for him in high school? It had to be tough for him. I think that's why he's burned out today. We went through high school with the name with that. But he's a guy with a with a girl's name, Lauren Weiner. That's tough. It's tough to go through school like that. Why don't you go tell that to his face. I'm just gonna say, it's gotta be tough. Your whole life is a facade. So yeah, why don't you come next year? Next year we have eight more stadiums to hit. So yeah, Milwaukee, Kansas City, Detroit. We're thinking Detroit next. You know what, that's the trip city. Okay, count me on that trip. I wanted on that one. I want to go yea that Detroit city. Yeah, Detroit, come on, cy love this go on? I love this scary music. Give it a whip? Where's the whip? All right here? It is yaw, this is with Detroit. No, this is the best. This is the old space song. Where is this? I'm thinking that chising He's not a kiss No, I was not thinking of kiss you. When you're thinking the word Detroit, the listeners of this podcast think of this song right here? What I still don't put your hands in Fort Detroit. I love this ship. I still okay, please records hands up. This is why scary and I hang out a different places. All right, that's your that's your version of Detroit played Me and Me and Walfreak's version of represents the Divide absolute song you even want? Are you kidding me? When you think of Detroit Rock City? There's only one band that you think of, No, I think of Okay, I don't want to listeners, listen, put your hands up for the chit. I love the City's my first time hearing. Okay, by the way, that is Betty la Grand So. Listeners of this podcast, when you say the word Detroit, what song do you think of? When we say the word Detroit emails at the offair show at gmail dot com. Okay, then you think of this song that's right there? You go on, Yeah, he's freely Come on, man, there you go. What was that to you? You're telling me I'm making eighties references earlier? I'm sorry? What psychonic? This is? Next timeless, next light and already does that part. It's my favorite right now. Everybody that's listening to our fair shows cranking up in their cars. Next year on the trip, I'll be smoking listening to this and sere it will be in the club drinking way too much. Whatever. The hell he drinks listening that shitty techno song something in this thing. This is absolute garbage. I've never in my life this thing. Get it there. When I think of when I think of kiss, the listeners, the listeners that I know, only think of this one song, because that's the listeners that listen to this podcast. When you think of like Prince, I don't even know what he did. This is ridiculous. This is this is the this is the kiss song that the our listeners on this podcast. Now right here, you can't play j where you said truck Block City And that's why ball Freak and I said that listens don't know that reference yes, instead of you don't want to play this on guitar Hero. Trap, what's the words? Strutter is the kiss song on guitar Hero. This show is on Guitar Hero as well. Yes, yes it is trap wild, real, trap crazy us output got to say, what ever on a smoke that's what wants at all? That's it's over we go. The Aufair show is so awesome. Manness is smoke all day and party every night, going to sleep at night, that's what he does. Let's get go to sleep. It's like to get my eight hours in its VERTI vacation. What's surprised to see you guys bickering today? You know, because usually it's great tea and I, you know, bickering with scary not the podcast out of control? The podcast out of control. There's no bickering going on, all right. This is a recap of what usually happens when the two of us go on vacation again. All right, So look, okay, now your girl's gonna be up here. When did you coming? We can schedule her for tomorrow, Thur, you'd let me know Thursday. About Thursday, I gotta tell you, I think that this show could definitely use a female, And I think that a Thursday is a probably a good show because we have so many questions all week long regarding things that go on in a female. You're keeping track right now. The first question for a female, and we're talking like it's like a foreign specimen under a microscope. What is what's your girlfriend's name? What's her name is? Cheryon Chery Cheryl Cheryl Share Share Share Cheryl Share Share on Thursday Share Cheryl Cheryl Share. Alright, so it's going to be on Thursday, too late. I'm too quick for your share. This is gonna be a theme songs with like seventies eight second introms. He does, so yeah, so anyway, so she Sarah is gonna be up here on Thursday. And then first we just decide that right now. Yeah, the first question, the first question, it's gonna be what do married guys do want to married guys do on vacation? I love that question. Married guys on an old guy vacation shut from our friends? Yeah, our friends just hang out and we mind our own business. And yeah, we look, we look at we look at girls. But you know, of course we're humans. Yeah, we're human, Patty not all right, but but Gregg team seems to think that other things go on all right. Continuating along on our off air show podcast here today, we have something going on Tonight's a Party with Purpose is a charity event and uh, we're gonna be attending today in Hoboken, New Jersey. That's right, Pierre a Hoboken. Go to the website Party with Purpose dot org. Just don't do it now because you might shut this app off and then the podcast will go off. Wait till the podcast is over. Um, And it's been to benefit children's Charities of Hoboken the Jubilee Center. If you're in the Hoboken area. I'm gonna be uh at the starting line right and then Grant and Grant and Bald Freak will be running the five day um running. We are running run give us some ski, yes, a little fat toy for people listening that on. Both Bald Freak and Red Team have run in the New York City Marathons, so this is a I've run it three times. For the record, I haven't gon the New York City Marathon three time. One time was in your drive, but never faster than I find never faster. We get this. I've seen some competition. What did you pay me by? I read it in four twenty when four I did so appropriate for Bald Freak, that's right, okay, So did you actually slow up and then said I want to cross the line in When I saw it, it was like four nineteen and a half. And you know how like when you run like it's not the exact time that you crossed through the line. So I was unsure. I was hoping I crossed my fingers that it would be all right, like I would admit you got me beat. So obviously, you guys have a little bit of uh. You guys trying to say has a tattoo that's right on my leg. It tells me because I wanted to check my time a guy for thirty three, Me and Ronnie we were being Wallford. We ran the marathon November three, two thousand thirteen. Gregg's tattoo my face on your lip, and and then I also ran it without you in two thousand fifteen, I ran it without So Gregg t has permanent etchings on his leg of his marath on time with the stick figure accompaniment. So I did who did that art? Your daughter? My uncle Tom made that art work? Looks like what is that ziggy looking over a fence? My uncle Tom? Did you know I'm gonna take a picture I'm putting up on our Instagram Ziggy reference starts all right that I'm taking up right now, and I'm gonna put it on our INSTAGRAMM. Yeah, I'm actually gonna run with my dog tonight. I'm bringing buttons with me. That's gonna show you down a little bit. Yeah. Well, I want to give greg to a fair chance to you know, to keep up. Okay, So I think buttons can beat him though, so you think that, Okay, let's let's see who's gonna win on this one. So so it's bald freak Rani with his dog Buttons in tow versus Greg t We should definitely have a bet. Well, there's two things I want I want to bring up. We should definitely, like record some of this tonight. Can we like, can we roll tape and play some of it back? Like shot it together? That'd be fun up. And so you open up your phones, there's a recorder app on it and then just start getting audio and we'll take some pictures put up on Instagram all fair show Instagram myself and the only thing you'll see is me in the background. Well that's that's the second thing I want to reference. When we did this the first time, probably about four years ago, I did this with you guys, and Scary was the host same thing and after the after we both did it was how does balls? And wait tonight? It was the first five k Ha'd ever done. And we walked back to Scary's apartment with him and both of both you and I tell Scary, hey man, when are you gonna do this with us? And we said you can even start out slow to a mile, And that was four years ago, and he was four years ago, and here we are four years later. We're gonna do it in tonight. And where Scary You're gonna be at the starting line. Need he's not even running once at all, eating rose. I'm gonna I'm gonna be at the finish line, because after the starting line is over, that becomes the finish line. I'll be here before all of you. You're doing it the scary Jones way. We asked you you could have at least walked it, like you didn't even want to walk it. That's again you're sending me ball will run when you could totally be be walking in It's something and I got didn't he did volunt like I got. These two. These two goons will run. But me, I'm gonna be eating the freaking cotton candy at the starting line. If tonight it don't don't glosses over? Aren't you running? Ye? Tell us? Why aren't you running? Podcast? Out of control? Never I've never I've never run before. I mean I run I run down the block. The perfect night to start that was the chubby kid running around the half out of breath down the down the You know how don't you want to change for a burger? You would run for a burger and hide and seek. I was always the first one caught and freeze tag. I was the always one for I was the always one who was frozen. I didn't seek. They went right to the cafeteria anyway, you really could, and we gave you the out. We said you could walk it if you wanted to do it. And you won't even do that. My dog is running now. But that the dogs running, and no need to yell you bastard. The dog is running it. You can run it. You can run it. So, by the way, on the sheet it says chariots chariots of fire? Do you play chariots of fire? I played chariots of fire? How do you spell chariots? We're gonna find that isn't a time for new business, old business. It's gonna do that. Think we did that we have now we should have a little rusty. How's your keyboard? Are your pipe? Rusty trombone? I like this podcast, having a lot of fun. Your organ is rusty rusty on wall freak business, soul business. We got two weeks of business. He's so let's talk about just as we're almost out of time. Very good. We gotta blow through these real quick. Al Right, first things, First, Bachelor, are we done with the bacherette? I gotta be honest. I liked it going in. It looked great on paper, but over the holidays, after the fourth of July and these two weeks off, I didn't see one episode. And now that, now that that dick head is off the show, yeah, I don't even care. What was that guy's dad, Chad, He's done, he's off. He was al he was hanging. He was the only thing that left me hanging. That's him. I always tuned in for him, and that has proved positive that you need a villain on the show because once they disappear, you lose interest. Can be going to stop watching the show? That show so much? Yeah right, yeah, watch so sarcastic, I have your high heels though, we should definitely worth it for the heels. Let's just wear the heels all the time and the show. Who do we pay for? Who do we pay for the heels? We gotta we gotta know. Pay Less I got, I got the heels of pipe and pay Less. I brought him on my party. I'm gonna pay less. I'm gonna take zero thanks. Is Aaron Rodger's brother still in that? Yeah, he's still there, and that's all I know. He's probably gonna win. All right, So Party of Purpose, we covered that the Bachelor. We're no longer watching The Bachelor at We're just giving it up. That's right. Nicole is gonna be upset that we're not gonna watch um. But let's le let's skip a few of these. I'm not sure you always had issues with back. Let's can we talk about the Great Tea Spelling Be because over the break, I'm gonna I started to fulfill the prophecy of the Great Tea Spelling Be. Well, I can hardly wait, I can spell. You know you're really being a total as you cannot sell? You cannot, I have no time. It's gonna be both of you in the Great Tea Spelling Be with two other guests. And I've already like mapped out the plan. It's going to be at the end of the month, I can. I have the theme song ready and we're gonna have the Great Spelling But you guys okay with that? Why are you so upset about this? No? One can see the freaking outline that I made that I'm entertained by it, and I think so is the audio I am going to I am going to go get this, guys. I'm gonna go into Brooklyn where I used to live, into the shed. There lies a trophy of me winning winning third place in the my third grade spelling be I came in third. It was the first trophy that I ever received, and I believe it was minute for the dead bodies in the ship. He did about third grade words. And anybody gets spell it, we will see what you can spell. Thank you? And you know what, God, what about spell today? Freak. I want you to be really difficult with me because I can do it. I can do it. I can beat this. Give us a spelling the music real quick. Come on, give us something music spelling be music sound like all throwing through the sheet. Here we have Caribbean music. You spell Caribbean C A R I B I A N close Caribbean. It's a C A R R I B e end. So there's two. There's music entourage musical you have on trudge. Oh there's a reason why I have entourage. You want to tell you why it's intrude. Do you have Entruges music? All right, so you're correcting Gregg Teas misspellings on the outline sheet. Okay, let's nobody even knows. Let's just forget. I don't understand why this bothers you so much? Can we finish? Okay, let's be done with that. We're gonna let we will have a show down to ridiculous. Well, we'll have a showdown to decide the Great Tea Spelling be at the end of at the end of July. Okay. I can't wait for this. And you're gonna you're gonna moderate. This is my it's my thing. You guys are gonna give it to me, right, and you guys gonna come here and be contestants in the Great Tea Spelling. I'll take care of the rest, all right, all right? Okay? Also, are good? Are good? Buddy? The owner of Danio's Pizza, legendary Denio's Pizza. We'll talk to him tomorrow. I want you guys to go look at up google Daninos Pizza, do some research on it. If you don't know about it. Here was some pizza music ball free comem He gave us that up there was one winning first interview we ever did. That's he did. He's friends with our good friends Theo Rossi who played Juice in Sons of an Interview. That's right. So anyway, the open of a brand new Denino's Pizza in New York City tomorrow is the ribbon cutting tomorrow, we says, pizza tomorrow. Who get I'm about to have my wrist cutting right now? Going No, I think we should. I think we should. What about Mersa Tomay? Scared when we get Merry Mersa Tomay can't get The only reason why you wanted her was because she made the graduation speech when I was graduating Mark Twain School, and then I was giving a speech that day for the graduating seniors. We wanted her advice on what speech I should give. Guess what that ship is sailed. But we can still go get her a Marissa, she's still an Academy award with your best friend. The moment has passed. You know her, you said you're her friend, she knows you, she's a fellow Brooklyn. I don't think a moment ever passes When you can get Marissa Tomay on the phone, You're so right, ball free that's like a timeless all right, I got it, I got it. You got any music? No? No. But here's what I do have. I have the we have the power of our listeners. Everyone on Twitter. I need you to go to Marissa Tomay's Twitter account, She's the one with the blue check mark right, and tweet her and say, hey, Marissa Tomay shot you to call in. I think is she local because we can have her in here? You know where. You're her best friend? You we just leave it generic. Did he not say how he's good friends with her? He did? He did. He said, mark my words, Marissa to That's what I said. Well, this is how I'm gonna achieve it, with the help of our strong legion of fans. So our off air show listeners, please tweet at Marissa Tomay and asked her she would kindly um get in touch with us at the and and tag us show. Can I say something? Yeah, because raise your hand. You gotta raise your hand. Don't we have a connection to Marissa Tomay through our friend aforementioned Lauren Weener. Isn't she like the cousin of a cousin of somebody that we know Lauren Weiner? Again, I think he's pretty sure that Lauren Weiner's wife is related Massa. Well, if that's the case, can we get Lauren Weiner? Alright? Can we have Lauren Weiner and his wife on the show? Mark my words? I will get Lauren Weiner. You okay, you get Lauren Weiner on the same meeting. I find I want to know what he how he feels going through life known as Lauren Weiner. I want his wife on the show to find out what she feels like when she had to take over the name Weiner. Okay, that's our last name. And you're gonna go get Merssa Tomay. I tell you what. I'm gonna throw myself into the ring, all right, I will bring on the show. Where is he? I wrote it down? Why don't have a confisation? See which one of us can? And I'm gonna bring in Adrian grand And by the way, if you call him that, he'll never call into you know what. I'm good friends. I'm good friends with Adrian Garnier and I'm gonna bring in my show. That's his shampoo, he was, Okay, it's gr Entourage from Entourage Okay, and I'm gonna bring him on the show. Come on now. I'm gonna bringim on the show. All right, So that's our challenge. Here's the challenge, and challenge is scary. You're gonna get Merca Tomay well freak, You're gonna get You're gonna shut us. I'm not ready for that. Lord. You're gonna get Lord Weiner and his wife Weener to find out how they feel about. You're gonna get the Weiners on the show. We're gonna podcast and I have an Adrian but you know it's it puts quality and I'm gonna bring you on. Adrian Garnier on the show and his wife Fruit Teach. All right, I'm gonna bring him up because you know what, he just had a movie out called Marauders and I'm it's Maders Wait Wait with Bruce was pronounced with Bruce Willis and Christopher Maloney and it came out July one and you can get it on demand right now, which I liked. I like the movie. I'm is that a commercial buried right here in the middle. Alright, So listen, so I am gonna get I'm gonna get Adrian Garnier on the show. You know what I'm getting email him and not speak to him about it, because if you mispronounce his last name, excuse me, Mr Garnier, the R I really enjoy. We're not even on the second page as the sheet yet. So you're what are you banging on Elvis's furniture? This is we use Elvis's studio for this thing. Stop don't bang on the furniture. Podcast that order forbid. Elvis sees what you just did. Okay, so's okay, So I will get Adrian Grner on the show. Stop it. I'm telling you. I'm telling you to do a podcast every three weeks and just like that's right, we'll do a podcast everything, and then we'll do we'll just literally belt into the microphone for four hours after that with the meaners, so stolid, that's crazy. Listen, there's the thing. So you're gonna have what do you play now? Music? Pot music? I listen. We gotta move. Guys. See, I'm the only shame one here, are you know? This is where you're wrong because people missed us. Oh yeah, they want more. They didn't miss us this much. I don't know that five minutes. Let's go on to the grin here. You've been ok alright, you're gonna break on, Merissa Tomay and you're gonna bring on the Weener family, right ball But but it doesn't rong with Tomay and Garnier, so you can't bring him on. Who cares to bring on the frugal man? You've got the name weiner man. This is great. You know what I'm gonna find the founder of oil of l A. I feel like we all smoke pot. Come on, scared, give it to me. Come on, go on, man, dude, of Jesus, it's in our good thing. Come on now. I all right on that note, let's move on to this. Uh, there is a scary get in a second. Have you guys watched on HBO. It's called Ballers. You guys watch it with the rock No, you don't watch the Ballers. I don't know. I don't want, dude, give me the theme so anyway, and it's not it's not a plut. But I really don't commend. I know the song I don't know. This is Wheezy and Drink. It's a great song. I really recommend everybody to watch the show. It's called Ballers, and it's on Sunday nights and it kicks off its second season this Sunday on HBO. Why don't we something get freaking the Rock on the show? Why don't we see if we can get a little Wayne on the show? Seriously, you think we can get the Rock on for real? We could try. The new season kicks off on Sunday. This this is the theme to Ballers. Yeah today, it's something company. Why couldn't we get that done? Yeah? Why don't we get to talk sy for real? Can we get curious producing? I got somebody else on this show. I'm already making a book. I'm gonna get a dandy, Okay, So I want everybody to watch this on on Sunday. I think it's a show that we all should really watch and check it out and then we can talk about it on a Monday. But one of those shows like Gray Donovan, I keep hearing is a great show. I don't watch anything. I've never seen one episode of Ray Donovan. Am you know that's with the Leev Schreiber right, it's on Showtime. I hear it's fantastic. What else do you guys watch in the summertime? I don't watch Yeah, no, I don't watch TV in the summer. So those are two shows that we definitely watched. So if you've got a show that you guys watching the summertime, drop us an email or tweet us at the All Fair Show. Tell us about the TV shows we're missing out on this summer. But I'm telling you, please, guys, can you guys definitely watch the Ballers on HBO on Sunday's please. What is it about? It's football, It's great, it's great. You gotta check it out. All right, Who is listening at this minute? Okay, if you're listening right now, you will you'll actually tweet us, tweet us a code word. How about how about my you know my my fraternity word that we used to use when people when we were getting into a fight, we need to yell for help. So we never yelled for help. You don't we yelled Jacklobe, Jacklobe. However, that if you got to this point in the podcast, Jackalo, I want you to text us or tweet us, tweet us or at the at the Fair Show at gmail, jackal Jacklobe. The word Jackalobe, I think it should be hashtag cranky pants. Yeah, right, all the youngs that are listening, all the lugs that are listended to at Scary Jones hashtag cranky pants, I'm not cranky. All the lugs and all the jugs that are listening. Also, we didn't get to the fact is Balfred going out with with Lauren. We're gonna get to that tomorrow. No, we gotta call Laura. We gotta get her on the show. She's still going to last left the podcast still single. Yes, Ronny was supposed to date Lauren Lauren the okay, So so we're gonna get to that tomorrow, and then we're gonna talk to other things tomorrow and Dwayne Johnson with Dwayne Johnson, Okay, follow up the Weener family, all of it. Right, there's the final bomb. Hold on, I'm sitting down for this, okay, Yes, who set the whole thing up? Dead Scary So you said to me you're gonna drop a bomb of me. That's right. I booked a guest without our permission. Yes, you didn't ask anybody. He just told me. He said, I'm sitting down, not certainly not dead. Greg t and Freak from Quiet We are getting on this podcast sometime in the next month or so. Drop a bomb dropped from Real Housewives of New Jersey Teresa J. J I thought her last nay was Juda Ice or that we're gonna ask that's going to be the first question. And and um and Melissa Gorga they're both coming in. They're gonna come in together the man. Yeah, we're gonna we just have to wait till the schedule opens up. I will say, they are honestly such milts. They are gorgeous, Yes, and you're gonna tell them that they really are. They know that they're hot milks, they know they know they are. How could they not know that they're not hot milks? One from New Jersey housewive? Are you freaking kidding me? What are they coming in? An intellection? Not next week? Next I'll be I'll be the Bahamas working with the people from Bravo in a few weeks. It's not gonna be there next Are they gonna have us on the show. We're gonna have TV. We're gonna they're gonna be on our show? Well, why don you'll be on their show? Okay, beggars can't be choosers. Let's let's start baby steps baby follow us at all Fair Show at gmail dot com, also Twitter and Instagram McCall us. I guess o all,
Speaker 1: Starting today, I'm not gonna I don't want to yell anymore. Good with that one you got on the show because people think no, because people think that I'm a I'm a yeller and I'm not. It's my tone that your misunderstanding is that? Is that what you tell your daughters. And we had a meeting every day when you yell at them. You want to let that be hard at this present time. Let's get the theme music. What show them? It's on the freaking sheet, It's right. Therefore, I say, you're not even looking at it. How do you do that? Es it's on purpose? I can't help it. Then I'm gonna yell you. If you're gonna do I'm gonna start yelling. We had the sheet that you weren't gonna yell. This is what happened to you didn't on purpose. Elvis Duran presents off air shows Steery Joe's Great Tea episode number thirty two according to Great Teeth Sheet. Finally, and we're back afterward two and a half week break, and because we didn't do one on the Thursday before we left, we didn't do a show yesterday when we came back from vacation. Yeah, I'm telling a thousand. I feel like we're on an all Star break. I want to say hello to the guy that tweeted us yesterday that's listening to the off their show in Montana. Did you see that the guy was setting up like he was setting up fencing around the farm in Montana. They have internet in Montana and he's sitting there listen to us right now setting up his fence. So I don't know who you are, but you know what, man, I want to say, what's up to Montana? And how is that really doing the guy any justice here? Montana? Mine a salute the guy. You don't even take the time to find out his name. You know what, while you set up that's awful tea, I tell you what, while you guys up in the middle of the po while Gregg t is I'll look at him, pull up this guy's name and safe face. I'm scary along with Greg t over there and the bald freak over to my left. And I gotta say thank you for all the love. I mean, although we were all for like seventeen or eighteen days, because we took a very long break. Um while I was on the beach, while I was at a pool, while I was in a club or a bar, and even in my bed at night, I was checking my phone and I saw so much love from all the listeners. We've read all of your tweets while you're whacking it in your beds. He was looking at his phone the whole time. Ronny was with me half the time. We'll talk about that in a little while. We we did a little west coast trip with the boys. But it's really true, Ron Peck, Ron Peck, get the guy his proper, proper Thank you, Ron Peck. But yes, Ron Peck and everybody else who emailed us at at the offair show at gmail dot com and tweeted us at the affair show, it's nice to have the encouragement. It's also nice to be missed, don't you think what's that saying? Ron you got a song for us for that? Absence makes the heart grow fonder, correct, And we certainly gave them a lot of absence and a lot of hearts grew a lot of fund for us, you know. But we have been reading everything. We can't get back to everybody, although we've been trying to Tomorrow, well to our social media Wednesday, social media feedback on Wednesday, which is tomorrow, so we can answer so many of them. We have tons of stuff to go to take. I think tomorrow we should really just be dedicating to social like the whole most of the podcast to social media feedback, because we owe it to our listening audience. Speaking of social media, I'm going through our Twitter right now. At the off their show, you put a picture of your dog up Bold freak with the frig got a lot of a lot of likes your dogs sitting on on on on some kind of a day. Buttons, why why are you putting a picture of your dog? Kind of We didn't give anybody a show, so I said, he has to picture of my dog instead. I gottaive him something. He doesn't have a woman in his life, so that's true. Well you have scary who's whacking it in the bed over there? Next you're sleeping next to so Bold freaking I back way back since like this whacking it together seventh grade. We know each other, so we every year we do a Brooklyn Boys baseball trip Brooklyn. Yeah, but hold on a second, I'm getting bast boys, bast boys, if we're gonna talk about Brooklyn. Yeah, you can Basty Boys. Why not Monest Yahoo? He's from Brooklyn. Yeah, yeah, give me that you Oh, I love Monest Yahoo called for the Beast Boys will tell you that he focus. You got a D D Man sleeve. Yes, and it's got to be of course, because I love when they scream Brooklyn. So, the Brooklyn Boys do a bag ball trip every year to a different baseball stadium in America. And then this year we chose the l A San Diego, Southern California from cow So cow So we did. Uh we went to see the California Angels of Anaheim, right, which Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. You're yeah, I just used to watch the show. Uh, what was it Highway to Heaven? What was the show that we had the angel the California Angels. That's the high Highway to Heaven? Really, Michael Landon, you want to really go back God? That is like from the ones, like the seventies. That guy from Newhouse on the Prairie, Greg told me to pull off the song. You dropped a bomb on me right on the show. So yeah, So you want to talk about someone who's dating himself. I went into that later because you're saying you had some kind of big secret unveiled. So you're going to better music for it. We got music for you. Are you? Are you going somewhere with this story? I'm getting at Michael land and went to We went to the shut up man. We went to At least I chose an eighties show, not a seventies show. I can't even believe you even mentioned Michael Landing. All right, you know what, listen, Congress, his soul he died right because he did her alive he h heaven. He took the highway to heaven. Do you know he's still alive? I thought, no, not Michael, it is dead beyond the lady. What was his name? Paw little House of Prairie? He was His name was non Pa. That's called him. He was not sound like first name. Shut up. Okay, you know what. Let me tell you. I'm going to school you right now, Michael, come on, give me the little House of the Prairie. Name was not Paw. That's what they called him back in the names called him paw like it was Laura Ingalls and and Mary, you know, and it was not paw. No, it's not his first name. It was never pick No hope. But he's ever named his IMDb doing. I'll look at what do we do. I don't bring my oppone into this. This is way too many distractions. You'll think his name is Paw is so ridiculous, beyond stupid. Right now, Ron Peck in Montana is laughing at you or brings back memories? Are you in Heaven? You know what? This is the show? Honestly, he hasn't seen Highway to Heaven. It was Michael Landon, Charls Ingles Charles, it was never Pop. My point is we the whip? Yeah? I can't keep up with you? Can I get it through my baseball story. We'll go back to base We went up to No No. We we went to hang out in so Cal. We saw the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. What's the stupidest name. I spent some time in Redondo Beach on the West coast. We went to San Diego where we spent through that was right through the fourth of July. We saw the Padres. We saw the Yankees play the Padres on the road. Stop right there. Greatest story in my whole entire life. I'm not even kidding you. I was sent by the radio station to go out to San Diego to cover the Yankees Padres World Series, and remember that snuck into the stadium. No Lie sat on the third base line side there. I was there at the game, Ronnie. You know it when they brought in Trevor Hoffman and shut out the Yankees and brocious Scottie Be home run Grand Slam for the Yankees to win it in in San Diego. How about that in the stadium during the World Series? And back then they did that. They let you remember when Trevor Hoffman used to walk into from a C D C. Hells bells. You got some Hell's bells. Oh, the stadium was rocking, dude, it was Yankees and the Padres. Yes, And all of a sudden, the crowd is screaming. You're like, Trevor Hoffman comes walking on in. I'm with Scotty be, one of our chief engineers for the morning show. And then another Scotty b was to hear who at the home run Scotty Brocius right, And all of a sudden, dude, did you hear this? Going nuts? And man, all a sudden the doors open up. Hoffman comes walking into crowds, the places jumping Scott said, what the hell's going on? I'm like, dude, they're closers coming in. Take them. Hey, guys, give it, give me some closer music, dude, closer music. And we're sitting right there and all of a sudden, man, dude, it was like the third pitch in Hoff and throws down the pike. Scotti proces absolutely grand slam, shut them down. Yankees win the World Series. Yankees won World Series all over. I was at the stage, was there, That's what we did on a vacation, But I gotta say it was it was. It was weird because there were times where we were kind of trying to do different things where I wanted to do more active things like go go have dinner at a restaurant and then maybe go out to a bar of the social and then all you wanted to do, and mean when you just tell them they're ball freak. You wanted what do you want to do? Smoke weed? That's all he wanted to do. Go back. He wants to sit on the back porch in the dark, listening to can you do anything else? That's all he does? Look at everything well he does. I ran, I was on the beach, I went to the finest dining establishments. Where'd you go, where'd you go? In and out Burger? We did go and we got to take everybody in that why it's a thing for him, But I enjoy it. I like going in and out southern California and we are just sitting there, lightening up your your bond. Well, like we have like two factions of people, like we have the chill people and Jones was like the energizer. That's because every time I tried that he would like to go to a club or something like that. Maybe you want to air this out this to get you. I'm sorry, we're only going to cover this topic today. We're already fifteen minutes. We were supposed to wait until the next day. We're talking about Michael Land waste the time on that. Michael Lynn can't believe right now at the end of the day, Listen, when you're boys, your boys, right your your best friends. You hang with each other, just being in each other of this company and hanging out and having downtime to get there was really a treat. And we did that, and we did we did a lot of that. And then you are different seas on what we like to do at night, and you're a busy person. You can't stop you like you you're insatiable. Like if we're drinking, you need to do something else. If for smoking, you need to do something else. If we're if we're at a party, you need to do something more than that. You just you have the shortest attention span on the planet. When we're on vacation, and you're difficult to deal with, you know, that's why we have to deal with Really, I mean, I was only his room in for four freaking years. Man, Now you call you want to call me, I'll call you out. He's got to go to the club. Yeah, I don't want models. I don't do that ship. If I can get drunk on two drinks, why do I have to have seventeen drink and packs of drink exactly? That's ulous? And then I go running the next morning. You understand t Like time I got your beautiful California sunshine, seventy degrees on the beach, I'm a little duded, right, I feel good. I don't need to be like partying all the time. I like to have I like to my day to kind of reach a climax at the end, not peter out at eight, eight, nine o'clock at night. You are a vacation doing at a party, dinner at seven o'clock at the morning, breakfast at seven o'clock at night. You know what looks where you want to go? No, one can't forget put him up, put them up. Time. Let's go seven middle aged guys, a sausage factory. Wherever we go. No, you're gonna pick up some chicks. We know we're not talking about he's married, with the exception of myself, when we're not even trying to pick up. When you go out with a bunch of guys on a vacation, regardless of being married or not, it doesn't even matter what happens on that vacation stays in that vacation. Nobody stays true to your wife. What what? What are you freaking staying true to their wives on an old guy vacation and over in San Diego, nobody is staying true my friends? What are you? What are you trying to do? Now? You're trying to say false things for the men do not stay true when they go on a vacation at all guy vacation, Tell you what what do you sit there and whack each other off, wack you know you're awful. You really you can't just have fun to hang out amongst yourselves and listen to great music. But I will say, you know, we need you know, we need we need a female opinion on this one. We do need a feel opinion. Speaking of can we get a very good Oh? By the way, let's I got the perfect person for you on my outline today because she this this woman in particular, who I have in mind. Yeah, where's your girl? Even talking about? Um? This um the person I have in mind. She actually is a private investigator and so she her job is to catch guys cheating, So she'll tell us what guys really do on vacation. So I think we should have her in here. Her name, just her name is Cher. Give me catch this guys cheating? What about girls cheating? She's yes, she's atunity. Could be bad boys. Give me bad boys. Come on, give bad boys, bad boys. No boys, I think you've been smoking a little bit of that bonged with us, man, Why don't you come on the next year? You know, and you were invited. I was not invited. I was not don't even start you know what I gotta tell you, I was a little bit upset. So anyway, you know, I know we're talking about the girl that you want to bring up on the show who's also a primate investigating. That's great, but I did want to go on the on the vacation with you guys. I think of myself as being a Brooklyn night but scary. He likes to isolate me, and he's like and he and he did say to me, Ronnie Goes, He's like, you know, me and me and the me and my Brooklyn crew, like I am not a part of the Brooklyn thing. You're technically you're not. You're not, but but we would we would take you as not. Remember, yeah, all of our friends get out Brooklyn friends get along with you really well, Greg, I do I know the sal and for you Pa, I don't know who's I don't know Pa. I only know those three. No, and then Lauren, the Lauren Lauren Right, Okay, So you try to go through life of the name Weiner all day to come on. What was it like for him in high school? It had to be tough for him. I think that's why he's burned out today. We went through high school with the name with that. But he's a guy with a with a girl's name, Lauren Weiner. That's tough. It's tough to go through school like that. Why don't you go tell that to his face. I'm just gonna say, it's gotta be tough. Your whole life is a facade. So yeah, why don't you come next year? Next year we have eight more stadiums to hit. So yeah, Milwaukee, Kansas City, Detroit. We're thinking Detroit next. You know what, that's the trip city. Okay, count me on that trip. I wanted on that one. I want to go yea that Detroit city. Yeah, Detroit, come on, cy love this go on? I love this scary music. Give it a whip? Where's the whip? All right here? It is yaw, this is with Detroit. No, this is the best. This is the old space song. Where is this? I'm thinking that chising He's not a kiss No, I was not thinking of kiss you. When you're thinking the word Detroit, the listeners of this podcast think of this song right here? What I still don't put your hands in Fort Detroit. I love this ship. I still okay, please records hands up. This is why scary and I hang out a different places. All right, that's your that's your version of Detroit played Me and Me and Walfreak's version of represents the Divide absolute song you even want? Are you kidding me? When you think of Detroit Rock City? There's only one band that you think of, No, I think of Okay, I don't want to listeners, listen, put your hands up for the chit. I love the City's my first time hearing. Okay, by the way, that is Betty la Grand So. Listeners of this podcast, when you say the word Detroit, what song do you think of? When we say the word Detroit emails at the offair show at gmail dot com. Okay, then you think of this song that's right there? You go on, Yeah, he's freely Come on, man, there you go. What was that to you? You're telling me I'm making eighties references earlier? I'm sorry? What psychonic? This is? Next timeless, next light and already does that part. It's my favorite right now. Everybody that's listening to our fair shows cranking up in their cars. Next year on the trip, I'll be smoking listening to this and sere it will be in the club drinking way too much. Whatever. The hell he drinks listening that shitty techno song something in this thing. This is absolute garbage. I've never in my life this thing. Get it there. When I think of when I think of kiss, the listeners, the listeners that I know, only think of this one song, because that's the listeners that listen to this podcast. When you think of like Prince, I don't even know what he did. This is ridiculous. This is this is the this is the kiss song that the our listeners on this podcast. Now right here, you can't play j where you said truck Block City And that's why ball Freak and I said that listens don't know that reference yes, instead of you don't want to play this on guitar Hero. Trap, what's the words? Strutter is the kiss song on guitar Hero. This show is on Guitar Hero as well. Yes, yes it is trap wild, real, trap crazy us output got to say, what ever on a smoke that's what wants at all? That's it's over we go. The Aufair show is so awesome. Manness is smoke all day and party every night, going to sleep at night, that's what he does. Let's get go to sleep. It's like to get my eight hours in its VERTI vacation. What's surprised to see you guys bickering today? You know, because usually it's great tea and I, you know, bickering with scary not the podcast out of control? The podcast out of control. There's no bickering going on, all right. This is a recap of what usually happens when the two of us go on vacation again. All right, So look, okay, now your girl's gonna be up here. When did you coming? We can schedule her for tomorrow, Thur, you'd let me know Thursday. About Thursday, I gotta tell you, I think that this show could definitely use a female, And I think that a Thursday is a probably a good show because we have so many questions all week long regarding things that go on in a female. You're keeping track right now. The first question for a female, and we're talking like it's like a foreign specimen under a microscope. What is what's your girlfriend's name? What's her name is? Cheryon Chery Cheryl Cheryl Share Share Share Cheryl Share Share on Thursday Share Cheryl Cheryl Share. Alright, so it's going to be on Thursday, too late. I'm too quick for your share. This is gonna be a theme songs with like seventies eight second introms. He does, so yeah, so anyway, so she Sarah is gonna be up here on Thursday. And then first we just decide that right now. Yeah, the first question, the first question, it's gonna be what do married guys do want to married guys do on vacation? I love that question. Married guys on an old guy vacation shut from our friends? Yeah, our friends just hang out and we mind our own business. And yeah, we look, we look at we look at girls. But you know, of course we're humans. Yeah, we're human, Patty not all right, but but Gregg team seems to think that other things go on all right. Continuating along on our off air show podcast here today, we have something going on Tonight's a Party with Purpose is a charity event and uh, we're gonna be attending today in Hoboken, New Jersey. That's right, Pierre a Hoboken. Go to the website Party with Purpose dot org. Just don't do it now because you might shut this app off and then the podcast will go off. Wait till the podcast is over. Um, And it's been to benefit children's Charities of Hoboken the Jubilee Center. If you're in the Hoboken area. I'm gonna be uh at the starting line right and then Grant and Grant and Bald Freak will be running the five day um running. We are running run give us some ski, yes, a little fat toy for people listening that on. Both Bald Freak and Red Team have run in the New York City Marathons, so this is a I've run it three times. For the record, I haven't gon the New York City Marathon three time. One time was in your drive, but never faster than I find never faster. We get this. I've seen some competition. What did you pay me by? I read it in four twenty when four I did so appropriate for Bald Freak, that's right, okay, So did you actually slow up and then said I want to cross the line in When I saw it, it was like four nineteen and a half. And you know how like when you run like it's not the exact time that you crossed through the line. So I was unsure. I was hoping I crossed my fingers that it would be all right, like I would admit you got me beat. So obviously, you guys have a little bit of uh. You guys trying to say has a tattoo that's right on my leg. It tells me because I wanted to check my time a guy for thirty three, Me and Ronnie we were being Wallford. We ran the marathon November three, two thousand thirteen. Gregg's tattoo my face on your lip, and and then I also ran it without you in two thousand fifteen, I ran it without So Gregg t has permanent etchings on his leg of his marath on time with the stick figure accompaniment. So I did who did that art? Your daughter? My uncle Tom made that art work? Looks like what is that ziggy looking over a fence? My uncle Tom? Did you know I'm gonna take a picture I'm putting up on our Instagram Ziggy reference starts all right that I'm taking up right now, and I'm gonna put it on our INSTAGRAMM. Yeah, I'm actually gonna run with my dog tonight. I'm bringing buttons with me. That's gonna show you down a little bit. Yeah. Well, I want to give greg to a fair chance to you know, to keep up. Okay, So I think buttons can beat him though, so you think that, Okay, let's let's see who's gonna win on this one. So so it's bald freak Rani with his dog Buttons in tow versus Greg t We should definitely have a bet. Well, there's two things I want I want to bring up. We should definitely, like record some of this tonight. Can we like, can we roll tape and play some of it back? Like shot it together? That'd be fun up. And so you open up your phones, there's a recorder app on it and then just start getting audio and we'll take some pictures put up on Instagram all fair show Instagram myself and the only thing you'll see is me in the background. Well that's that's the second thing I want to reference. When we did this the first time, probably about four years ago, I did this with you guys, and Scary was the host same thing and after the after we both did it was how does balls? And wait tonight? It was the first five k Ha'd ever done. And we walked back to Scary's apartment with him and both of both you and I tell Scary, hey man, when are you gonna do this with us? And we said you can even start out slow to a mile, And that was four years ago, and he was four years ago, and here we are four years later. We're gonna do it in tonight. And where Scary You're gonna be at the starting line. Need he's not even running once at all, eating rose. I'm gonna I'm gonna be at the finish line, because after the starting line is over, that becomes the finish line. I'll be here before all of you. You're doing it the scary Jones way. We asked you you could have at least walked it, like you didn't even want to walk it. That's again you're sending me ball will run when you could totally be be walking in It's something and I got didn't he did volunt like I got. These two. These two goons will run. But me, I'm gonna be eating the freaking cotton candy at the starting line. If tonight it don't don't glosses over? Aren't you running? Ye? Tell us? Why aren't you running? Podcast? Out of control? Never I've never I've never run before. I mean I run I run down the block. The perfect night to start that was the chubby kid running around the half out of breath down the down the You know how don't you want to change for a burger? You would run for a burger and hide and seek. I was always the first one caught and freeze tag. I was the always one for I was the always one who was frozen. I didn't seek. They went right to the cafeteria anyway, you really could, and we gave you the out. We said you could walk it if you wanted to do it. And you won't even do that. My dog is running now. But that the dogs running, and no need to yell you bastard. The dog is running it. You can run it. You can run it. So, by the way, on the sheet it says chariots chariots of fire? Do you play chariots of fire? I played chariots of fire? How do you spell chariots? We're gonna find that isn't a time for new business, old business. It's gonna do that. Think we did that we have now we should have a little rusty. How's your keyboard? Are your pipe? Rusty trombone? I like this podcast, having a lot of fun. Your organ is rusty rusty on wall freak business, soul business. We got two weeks of business. He's so let's talk about just as we're almost out of time. Very good. We gotta blow through these real quick. Al Right, first things, First, Bachelor, are we done with the bacherette? I gotta be honest. I liked it going in. It looked great on paper, but over the holidays, after the fourth of July and these two weeks off, I didn't see one episode. And now that, now that that dick head is off the show, yeah, I don't even care. What was that guy's dad, Chad, He's done, he's off. He was al he was hanging. He was the only thing that left me hanging. That's him. I always tuned in for him, and that has proved positive that you need a villain on the show because once they disappear, you lose interest. Can be going to stop watching the show? That show so much? Yeah right, yeah, watch so sarcastic, I have your high heels though, we should definitely worth it for the heels. Let's just wear the heels all the time and the show. Who do we pay for? Who do we pay for the heels? We gotta we gotta know. Pay Less I got, I got the heels of pipe and pay Less. I brought him on my party. I'm gonna pay less. I'm gonna take zero thanks. Is Aaron Rodger's brother still in that? Yeah, he's still there, and that's all I know. He's probably gonna win. All right, So Party of Purpose, we covered that the Bachelor. We're no longer watching The Bachelor at We're just giving it up. That's right. Nicole is gonna be upset that we're not gonna watch um. But let's le let's skip a few of these. I'm not sure you always had issues with back. Let's can we talk about the Great Tea Spelling Be because over the break, I'm gonna I started to fulfill the prophecy of the Great Tea Spelling Be. Well, I can hardly wait, I can spell. You know you're really being a total as you cannot sell? You cannot, I have no time. It's gonna be both of you in the Great Tea Spelling Be with two other guests. And I've already like mapped out the plan. It's going to be at the end of the month, I can. I have the theme song ready and we're gonna have the Great Spelling But you guys okay with that? Why are you so upset about this? No? One can see the freaking outline that I made that I'm entertained by it, and I think so is the audio I am going to I am going to go get this, guys. I'm gonna go into Brooklyn where I used to live, into the shed. There lies a trophy of me winning winning third place in the my third grade spelling be I came in third. It was the first trophy that I ever received, and I believe it was minute for the dead bodies in the ship. He did about third grade words. And anybody gets spell it, we will see what you can spell. Thank you? And you know what, God, what about spell today? Freak. I want you to be really difficult with me because I can do it. I can do it. I can beat this. Give us a spelling the music real quick. Come on, give us something music spelling be music sound like all throwing through the sheet. Here we have Caribbean music. You spell Caribbean C A R I B I A N close Caribbean. It's a C A R R I B e end. So there's two. There's music entourage musical you have on trudge. Oh there's a reason why I have entourage. You want to tell you why it's intrude. Do you have Entruges music? All right, so you're correcting Gregg Teas misspellings on the outline sheet. Okay, let's nobody even knows. Let's just forget. I don't understand why this bothers you so much? Can we finish? Okay, let's be done with that. We're gonna let we will have a show down to ridiculous. Well, we'll have a showdown to decide the Great Tea Spelling be at the end of at the end of July. Okay. I can't wait for this. And you're gonna you're gonna moderate. This is my it's my thing. You guys are gonna give it to me, right, and you guys gonna come here and be contestants in the Great Tea Spelling. I'll take care of the rest, all right, all right? Okay? Also, are good? Are good? Buddy? The owner of Danio's Pizza, legendary Denio's Pizza. We'll talk to him tomorrow. I want you guys to go look at up google Daninos Pizza, do some research on it. If you don't know about it. Here was some pizza music ball free comem He gave us that up there was one winning first interview we ever did. That's he did. He's friends with our good friends Theo Rossi who played Juice in Sons of an Interview. That's right. So anyway, the open of a brand new Denino's Pizza in New York City tomorrow is the ribbon cutting tomorrow, we says, pizza tomorrow. Who get I'm about to have my wrist cutting right now? Going No, I think we should. I think we should. What about Mersa Tomay? Scared when we get Merry Mersa Tomay can't get The only reason why you wanted her was because she made the graduation speech when I was graduating Mark Twain School, and then I was giving a speech that day for the graduating seniors. We wanted her advice on what speech I should give. Guess what that ship is sailed. But we can still go get her a Marissa, she's still an Academy award with your best friend. The moment has passed. You know her, you said you're her friend, she knows you, she's a fellow Brooklyn. I don't think a moment ever passes When you can get Marissa Tomay on the phone, You're so right, ball free that's like a timeless all right, I got it, I got it. You got any music? No? No. But here's what I do have. I have the we have the power of our listeners. Everyone on Twitter. I need you to go to Marissa Tomay's Twitter account, She's the one with the blue check mark right, and tweet her and say, hey, Marissa Tomay shot you to call in. I think is she local because we can have her in here? You know where. You're her best friend? You we just leave it generic. Did he not say how he's good friends with her? He did? He did. He said, mark my words, Marissa to That's what I said. Well, this is how I'm gonna achieve it, with the help of our strong legion of fans. So our off air show listeners, please tweet at Marissa Tomay and asked her she would kindly um get in touch with us at the and and tag us show. Can I say something? Yeah, because raise your hand. You gotta raise your hand. Don't we have a connection to Marissa Tomay through our friend aforementioned Lauren Weener. Isn't she like the cousin of a cousin of somebody that we know Lauren Weiner? Again, I think he's pretty sure that Lauren Weiner's wife is related Massa. Well, if that's the case, can we get Lauren Weiner? Alright? Can we have Lauren Weiner and his wife on the show? Mark my words? I will get Lauren Weiner. You okay, you get Lauren Weiner on the same meeting. I find I want to know what he how he feels going through life known as Lauren Weiner. I want his wife on the show to find out what she feels like when she had to take over the name Weiner. Okay, that's our last name. And you're gonna go get Merssa Tomay. I tell you what. I'm gonna throw myself into the ring, all right, I will bring on the show. Where is he? I wrote it down? Why don't have a confisation? See which one of us can? And I'm gonna bring in Adrian grand And by the way, if you call him that, he'll never call into you know what. I'm good friends. I'm good friends with Adrian Garnier and I'm gonna bring in my show. That's his shampoo, he was, Okay, it's gr Entourage from Entourage Okay, and I'm gonna bring him on the show. Come on now. I'm gonna bringim on the show. All right, So that's our challenge. Here's the challenge, and challenge is scary. You're gonna get Merca Tomay well freak, You're gonna get You're gonna shut us. I'm not ready for that. Lord. You're gonna get Lord Weiner and his wife Weener to find out how they feel about. You're gonna get the Weiners on the show. We're gonna podcast and I have an Adrian but you know it's it puts quality and I'm gonna bring you on. Adrian Garnier on the show and his wife Fruit Teach. All right, I'm gonna bring him up because you know what, he just had a movie out called Marauders and I'm it's Maders Wait Wait with Bruce was pronounced with Bruce Willis and Christopher Maloney and it came out July one and you can get it on demand right now, which I liked. I like the movie. I'm is that a commercial buried right here in the middle. Alright, So listen, so I am gonna get I'm gonna get Adrian Garnier on the show. You know what I'm getting email him and not speak to him about it, because if you mispronounce his last name, excuse me, Mr Garnier, the R I really enjoy. We're not even on the second page as the sheet yet. So you're what are you banging on Elvis's furniture? This is we use Elvis's studio for this thing. Stop don't bang on the furniture. Podcast that order forbid. Elvis sees what you just did. Okay, so's okay, So I will get Adrian Grner on the show. Stop it. I'm telling you. I'm telling you to do a podcast every three weeks and just like that's right, we'll do a podcast everything, and then we'll do we'll just literally belt into the microphone for four hours after that with the meaners, so stolid, that's crazy. Listen, there's the thing. So you're gonna have what do you play now? Music? Pot music? I listen. We gotta move. Guys. See, I'm the only shame one here, are you know? This is where you're wrong because people missed us. Oh yeah, they want more. They didn't miss us this much. I don't know that five minutes. Let's go on to the grin here. You've been ok alright, you're gonna break on, Merissa Tomay and you're gonna bring on the Weener family, right ball But but it doesn't rong with Tomay and Garnier, so you can't bring him on. Who cares to bring on the frugal man? You've got the name weiner man. This is great. You know what I'm gonna find the founder of oil of l A. I feel like we all smoke pot. Come on, scared, give it to me. Come on, go on, man, dude, of Jesus, it's in our good thing. Come on now. I all right on that note, let's move on to this. Uh, there is a scary get in a second. Have you guys watched on HBO. It's called Ballers. You guys watch it with the rock No, you don't watch the Ballers. I don't know. I don't want, dude, give me the theme so anyway, and it's not it's not a plut. But I really don't commend. I know the song I don't know. This is Wheezy and Drink. It's a great song. I really recommend everybody to watch the show. It's called Ballers, and it's on Sunday nights and it kicks off its second season this Sunday on HBO. Why don't we something get freaking the Rock on the show? Why don't we see if we can get a little Wayne on the show? Seriously, you think we can get the Rock on for real? We could try. The new season kicks off on Sunday. This this is the theme to Ballers. Yeah today, it's something company. Why couldn't we get that done? Yeah? Why don't we get to talk sy for real? Can we get curious producing? I got somebody else on this show. I'm already making a book. I'm gonna get a dandy, Okay, So I want everybody to watch this on on Sunday. I think it's a show that we all should really watch and check it out and then we can talk about it on a Monday. But one of those shows like Gray Donovan, I keep hearing is a great show. I don't watch anything. I've never seen one episode of Ray Donovan. Am you know that's with the Leev Schreiber right, it's on Showtime. I hear it's fantastic. What else do you guys watch in the summertime? I don't watch Yeah, no, I don't watch TV in the summer. So those are two shows that we definitely watched. So if you've got a show that you guys watching the summertime, drop us an email or tweet us at the All Fair Show. Tell us about the TV shows we're missing out on this summer. But I'm telling you, please, guys, can you guys definitely watch the Ballers on HBO on Sunday's please. What is it about? It's football, It's great, it's great. You gotta check it out. All right, Who is listening at this minute? Okay, if you're listening right now, you will you'll actually tweet us, tweet us a code word. How about how about my you know my my fraternity word that we used to use when people when we were getting into a fight, we need to yell for help. So we never yelled for help. You don't we yelled Jacklobe, Jacklobe. However, that if you got to this point in the podcast, Jackalo, I want you to text us or tweet us, tweet us or at the at the Fair Show at gmail, jackal Jacklobe. The word Jackalobe, I think it should be hashtag cranky pants. Yeah, right, all the youngs that are listening, all the lugs that are listended to at Scary Jones hashtag cranky pants, I'm not cranky. All the lugs and all the jugs that are listening. Also, we didn't get to the fact is Balfred going out with with Lauren. We're gonna get to that tomorrow. No, we gotta call Laura. We gotta get her on the show. She's still going to last left the podcast still single. Yes, Ronny was supposed to date Lauren Lauren the okay, So so we're gonna get to that tomorrow, and then we're gonna talk to other things tomorrow and Dwayne Johnson with Dwayne Johnson, Okay, follow up the Weener family, all of it. Right, there's the final bomb. Hold on, I'm sitting down for this, okay, Yes, who set the whole thing up? Dead Scary So you said to me you're gonna drop a bomb of me. That's right. I booked a guest without our permission. Yes, you didn't ask anybody. He just told me. He said, I'm sitting down, not certainly not dead. Greg t and Freak from Quiet We are getting on this podcast sometime in the next month or so. Drop a bomb dropped from Real Housewives of New Jersey Teresa J. J I thought her last nay was Juda Ice or that we're gonna ask that's going to be the first question. And and um and Melissa Gorga they're both coming in. They're gonna come in together the man. Yeah, we're gonna we just have to wait till the schedule opens up. I will say, they are honestly such milts. They are gorgeous, Yes, and you're gonna tell them that they really are. They know that they're hot milks, they know they know they are. How could they not know that they're not hot milks? One from New Jersey housewive? Are you freaking kidding me? What are they coming in? An intellection? Not next week? Next I'll be I'll be the Bahamas working with the people from Bravo in a few weeks. It's not gonna be there next Are they gonna have us on the show. We're gonna have TV. We're gonna they're gonna be on our show? Well, why don you'll be on their show? Okay, beggars can't be choosers. Let's let's start baby steps baby follow us at all Fair Show at gmail dot com, also Twitter and Instagram McCall us. I guess o all,