The Off-Air Show w/Skeery Greg T - Ep.31

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Speaker 1: Say, Elvis Durrand presents off Air Show Scary Jones and Greg T. Look, this is episode number thirty fun one. I'm Scary Jones alone with Greg T and the ball three. Hey there, I just watched you do the lookout for the first time. I saw the look on your face because at my back usually turn towards Yeah, it looks like you're taking a poop. Well, but I gotta scream, I gotta I told you have to clench up. That's why the only day what happened to me happen to me, Scary doesn't want to talk about you know what, though, I feel good about today's show. You know why, Why because the number thirteen is a really big number for me. It's like really important in my life. And today's episode thirty one. So for if you're dyslexics, then it's a great show. What I'm saying, what I'm saying. What I'm saying. So you can always get in touch with us at one D two zero one hundred's just at the off Air Show on social and the Offair Show at gmail dot com. You know, we got a lot of we skipped social media feedback yesterday, but we don't think we're not reading your email, and don't think that we're not, um, you know, reading your tweets either. And you know, speaking of tweeting, what we'll do is from time to time is we will actually tweet out when we are ready to actually go on to the Affair show because there's a lot of things that happened behind the scenes that a lot of people don't know about. I mean, after the Elvis Story Morning Show clears on out, then we do the fifteen minute Morning Show podcast and they have to clear on out. And then there's also sometimes some meetings. So by time we start it's it's sometimes later than we would like. So so we we try to get in by ten thirty Eastern time, but sometimes. In fact, yesterday we had a meeting, a meeting to have you know, between the Affair Show crew. It was a meeting about the meeting. It was a meetings to have meetings meeting, you know. But we're just trying to like make sure things are a little bit more streamlined for everyone listening. So so we're working for you. We want to please all frequent what what are you what are you doing? Don you look at this guy, I mean some yoga man I'm starving. This show makes me hungry. We are on the radio right now, we're doing her saying you don't hear me eating it? Do you know? But I mean it looks like you're totally concentration on something else. What are you eating? It's Noosa mango yogurt. We get them to sponsor us. I love nousa. All right? You know what? Today's all fair shows sponsored by Noosa. Yes, baby sponsors only two hundred calories per serving. We're just giving that for free. I just don't understand what you're doing today. Legendary get it what I get, I get it. But we're just giving Noosa free advertise. What don't you give us some music? Telling? Any sponsorships here? So? Why do you know? What? Can you come up with a jingle? It was part of the meeting. We gotta take madags into our own hands. Here, let's get some take the hand off the spoon and put them on those ivories. Come on, yeah, really, we need to catch you. We're doing theories plastic. Come on this What did we talk about yesterday? So scary? I don't remember. We have to follow up what the fucking guy's not gonna do his job, Lauren and Ronnie's date. We gotta talk about Oh this is my yeah, are they going? And who's gonna be paying for that? We got to talk about on the fashion didn't bring some energy talk about on Today's off fashion and during our will Greg t Yelle will scary tell story Now one cass about who they think is intro is to ask you Batcher. Oh my god. So we did have a meeting yesterday and at lunch Greg t runs into someone who he thought Ricky recognized. Yea, and he think he feels like he met her somewhere before. And I'm gonna call him. I'm gonna call bs on him a little while and all that so and then we're gonna get her on the phone. I can't wait to talk to you. Also have the big gay softball game review, all right, but first your business business, and you're better tell us what's going on on the show. But because everybody wants shirt nice exactly, we're not even address the T shirt. We're not even addressing because we don't have any even the T shirts in the meeting, and that should have been one of the first things we talked about. And my fault, well, you had a thousand things you wanted to talk about, So let's stop. That's not. One of the things we talked about was we're going to do less bickering. Let's arguing, we're already arguing, we're already. This isn't bickering. This is new and old. Business is a big part of the business. Let's not bring up the T shirts because that's a sore point, right now, that's a point for me, And that's all right. You know what a matter of fact, everybody that calls him today, everybody calls in today, is getting an offair T shirt. We can't do that though, right that swept under the rug. Business sell imaginary T shirts right on the imaginary. Let's talk about proposals. We've been looking for somebody to come on our show and propose to someone live on the off air show. Yes, because what better w as saying I love you and will you spend the rest of your life with me? Yes, and to do it in front of three schmucks. That's right. And here's the thing. I am an ordained minister, so I can actually marry you legally in your studio. Not only not only will you be able to, but if your counterparts little change his whole studio into a wedding hole. I look at you married right there and then and I've decorated, and he really will make make this a magical room. That's right. I would believe that you would. Right now. What's what's going on? Have we gotten anybody? What's the star? You need to drop us an email at the off air show at gmail dot com. Email us that you would like to a proposed to your certain somebody and then we are going to marry them right there in the studio. It's gonna happens. Do you do divorces as well? No? No, no no, no, no no. You should really be a full service U, one stop shop. You no divorce. We are here about love that you're an ordained divorce attorney. This world needs more love and that's what we need to You could actually marry someone and then a few years later divorce them. That's what they want to do. I'll work on that. But I am an organ minister and I want to marry you, So that's what we're gonna do. You know, some priests and some people ministers, they do these ceremonies at grandiose places like St. Petros Cathedral. Greg t he's married people at whitecast. That's right. And you know how much just gonna cost you to du a wedding. So think about the cost. Think about getting married right here in the Affair Show studios. We will have it all happen. You will propose, and you will get married right here in the studio. It might take a few more years to find somebody. This might be on the New business Old business lis for long so emails at the auf Fair show at gmail dot com. I got some new business. This mango Noosa yogurt down for a commercial break. They're not paying for this. What is something? It's a spoonful of yum. That's great, I think in every spoonful of so that's the freak. No more new business, old business. Maybe you can give some of our wedding hopefuls. You can of them a little bit of vice. I mean, you've been married and divorced twice, so you can give him, you know, tell them what not to do? Why did your marriage and the first time? What happened? Here we go? Can you give me into give me some sad music? Why didn't your boy Palfrey? Why did your what your marriage and the first time I mean, there's no short answer to the question. Give me. There's not any break up in life. There's no short answer. Come on, there was no um infidelity, there was no cheating. There was what happened? Why did she just walk out? The dog? Don't come round here no more? Well, yeah, I mean, she was the one who walked out, and I invited her to I was, I was, I was the one that was done. They'll come around here no more. I'm a romantic guy. And when the romance, yeah, when the young Frank, it's over. It's over, just like all um good things schools. Yeah, you know it started off happy and and fantastic, and and then the warts came out. You know, you see another side of a person and you think you can deal with it, and you can't, so you get out, get out. You runs to the hills so much. And then what happened in the second wedding. That was one night she was she'd beat you, she'd beat you down to me, been a second relationship. She come on, he came up with a black eye. She'd beat you. Remember that because she dried so much. All right, it's like four times the size of you. You guys, why are you putting Why are you putting him on the spotlight with Medusa? Was a Medusa? You're putting people on blasts. Guys, wants you forget about these times? Is a long time? You love that you set him up on the blind day? I did? I did. But you know what, you don't have to rehash this. Remember she tied you to the bed and left you there naked, and you're calling scared to come help you. I don't recall that. You're they've been doing some tough times together, me and the ball. Remember they called you and you were dropped to the bed naked. You're like, help me. No, he actually did. I did call him one night because the next called the cops on me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, she reported something domestic and he had and now he was No, she was just drunk. She Peter herself and you know that her friend Peter self. It was a long story. I gotta call at three o'clock in the morning. It's that's that's for another this podcast. You want to through. That's the end of the business. We gotta take some phone calls at two zero. What's all the business? Yeah, that's all the business for now today. All right, So if you're on hold waiting to talk to us. We're gonna get you just a second here, all right, Hello, it's Robert from West ice Way. Are we going with calls right now? Yeah, that's the end of We're gonna go with the calls. Then ball give us some music and give us some music. Relying on me for everything today. Who were the people on her phone? No, he doesn't have that. Give it to me. He's got something. Who the people go ball Free? All the people on the telephone right now, all the people on the telephone now, ring ring ring? No, I like the ring ring better people show. You saw that I had something going on and he just boomed. He just okay, back to you. You're about it. Let's remix it. Get back into a ball Free. I'll play some backroom talk to some people. Come on from West Icelip. How you doing buddy? Hey guys, what are you doing? Then? Just hanging out listening to the podcast? Man, Thank you. I love listening to you guys. The podcast is magic and Robbery, just one off, just scary. Thanks a lot, man, Um, I just finished my doctor Satlos programs so much. Man, it really does work. Now, Sark, do the commercial there's no commercial that was not and twenty seven is d R fat. It's d R fat lost dot com and it works right my friend. Hey guys, I'm Scary Jones, and I used to be a hundred and twenty pounds heavier until I met Dr Fat laws and now I don't have to go to the gym. That was an unaided comment. I didn't I didn't tell you to say that, did I. Robert no set up, man, I just wanted to get off my chest. Congratula, Thank you so much, man, congratulation. Thanks for believing in me and everybody that I endorsed. Your thighs and your legs. He got it all thirty eight pounds of free days. We're gonna send you a tea shot. You get an affair tea shirt on a second, right, or about twenty five minutes because Gregg he's gonna for years. We have Hobby on the phone. Hobby. Hi, Oh my god, I can't believe I'm talking to you, guys. I am the biggest fan of all three of you. Do you guys know who Hubby is? She's my wife. No, so, Hubby, by the way, follows us on Twitter. Hubby tweets us every single day at the off air show. She's always got something to say on the show. Big fan, by the way, Hubby, let me tell Baldfrey hobby of a fan you are. I'm a huge fan. I even sent you email and I told you how much I loved you. But I also said I had had I said it to the fair show. You said that you go there? Have you ever thought about that late at night? I mean, is your husband not providing you? What was the email about? Now? I just said that I had a huge crush on ball Freaky, that I was, but that I was happily married. And I said if any single women listened to the show that they should really check Runnie out. Did you thank you? I thought's right your head? I mean, you know, how serious is this marriage? I've been married for twenty years. Sounds like the bond is very strong. It is it is. What's your husband's name? His name is Rich? Rich? You better watch out, my man. I can feel something happening between ball Freak and Hubby. Why do you call you hubby? Um? You know what? It was a nickname that my dad gave me when I was a baby. That's kind of stuck. Well, Hobby, thank you very much for calling the off air show. You also get an off air T shirt. Yeah, okay, waiting for that. I swear it's coming. I swear, Hobby, it's coming. I swear to you, Hobby. When I break up your marriage, great teas an ordained divorce attorney. He's going to divorce you and then he's gonna marry us right here on the off air show sponsored by Noosa Yogurt. That would be fun. That would really be fun. I think I think you should maybe try and go out with that girl who was on the other day. Everybody, we're gonna we're gonna follow up with that. We have a date coming up between Ronnie and Laura. I don't take well to peer pressure, but we'll see. Thank you, Hebby, have a great vacation. Thank you, thank you. I's here, it's fine, fine, ready, it's hello. Oh my god, calling all the way from making Georgia. It's Sierra, Hi, Sierra Gia. You guys. I love it. I love it very I take it that you're big guys. I take it to your big Zach Brown fan. Sierra. You could say that because you know Zach Brown is from Georgia. It's racist, right. Can you sing a little song to me on a Friday and radio? Yeah. I've been trying to get these guys into Zach Brown for the longest time, and they don't want to follow it. They don't understand how big of a religion Zach Brown really is. No, I understand. I just thumb that into it. They they don't understand that. It's impossible to make these city boys understand Zach Brown and what he's all about. That's all right from the country. Can give me, give me a year for freaks music. I want, thank you so much, lots of little first about well for he's getting love. I'll have a good to have a good day, have a good day by now y'all come back. Now do we have anybody else calling it? Yes? I do. We have from Austin, Texas. Adam is on the phone. What's up, buddy? He said he was a cowboy. If you ever want to see bon Jovi, great. He just turned on the direct TV commercials, right, is that what he said? Oh my god, those TV commercials are so embarrassing. Oh god, I'm like, it's the turn back. Why do you see lower himself to that? You know the bon Jovi that we know and love. Is this guy right here, the guy that's getting ready to come on stage right now. You ever seen him concert? I've never seen bon Jovi and concert, have you scary? I have seen him three times in right now. What happens is the lights go low and all of a sudden the smoke rise, and then John and Rich come walking out into the middle of the stage. Crab starts to cream like a bird. Dude, This is it, man, This is how you know you're at a boncho Re concert. This is how the concert ends. He ends playing this and he goes, this is our national anthem. Let us all please rise? Does he really does? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, it's all change. This is the first compact ever bought Bonjo Slippery one away. I'm just dating myself show. Cowboy Adam, are you still with us with this that this happens? I don't think this was on St. G Win. I thought it was on New Jersey. Incorrect, really incorrect, sir, Cowboy Adam from Austin, Texas. I'm a still let us tells my hair metal? So, Cowboy Adam, how do you have to contribute to the show today? You know? I listen to you guys every time of year. On I wish I had a Friday show, but I understand you don't. We've been about for a long time. And a subject in the T shirt. We put that one to bed along with the T shirts. But I listen to you guys every day and with all three of you got bearing at each other and joking around with each other. Man, no matter how had my day gets it gets better. Thank you so much. Wait to you tune in later on. Here's this podcast. You find out what happened yesterday at lunch because we all have some issues with each other and we're gonna air that out today. Cowboy wait for it. Thanks for hanging out with us, all right, No, thanks for taking our call. You got a buddy, have a great have a great day. We're making friends all over the country, all right. So bub Freak Rannie and I and Greg T were out for a lunch meeting. As we were talking about it's like a meeting of the mines. And then as we're leaving the restaurant, Greg T turns around see some hot girl having lunch. Very cute girl, Yeah yeah, very cute, and and he goes, hey, you, I know you from somewhere, which, by the way, is the oldest line in the book. But I did think I knew her from somewhere. She very familiar. Oh yeah, And I thought it'd be a great way to also strike up a little conversation with her. T you're a married man with two girls. I was out with the boys, were having fun. We had a couple of drinks, but I had to pick up the tab because the one you brought your wallet. You know what, No, no, no, no, but you're a dog. I see what you did. What did I do you see? Rather than just say hello, he knew He's like, oh my god, she knows who I am from the radio. She made eye contact, she smiled. That's right, And I'm going to use this opportunity, that's right to engage her in deeper conversations. So what I'm gonna stand on the street corner for the next ten minutes trying to figure out where I know her from, when, in all actuality, I'm calling bs on. Great Tad, No, you knew you didn't know her from anywhere. You just wanted to have You wanted to have some more FaceTime. When I thought her buddy Ballford might want to go on a date. And I was doing it for him, you were doing it for me. I thought maybe you wanted to go on a date. And I saw a pretty girl, and I said, if I get you know, mentioned to me in the conversation between you and this girl, I was gonna bring her up. I was gonna bring you up as saying this is like my my friend. I gotta say like. I didn't think there was anything not innocent about it. I thought you would just being Greg TV. That's right, you be a friendly, that's all I was. That's it right. Well, anyway, she called into the off air show. She did. She emailed me on the side and said, scary, I want to call Greg tatam. This is a phone tap. Not a phone tap, say hello to the girl you met yesterday outside at lunch. Shristy. Oh my god, I butchered that. You got it right? Hi? Hey, is this really shristy or what? How do you say your name? Right? Listen? What's what's your nationality? What's your background? You let me tell you. You You definitely caught my eye. I'll come clean. And I walked out of the restaurant and you were sitting there with your girlfriend having lunch and then I'm like, bang, I definitely know her from somewhere, and I'm not gonna walk away from that. I definitely still think our paths have crossed. But I mean I couldn't figure that out. I have not. How about you? Have you figured out where we know each other from? Uh? No, I haven't, but I was hoping you would. Oh my god, we'll see. Well, you know what, this was all just a ploy. It was not a ploy. It was a ploy. He was a ploy because he just wanted to talk to you. Give it to him. I'll give it in. He did a great job. He didn't. He didn't he reeled you in. He's also he's also married. How do you feel about that? I mean, I still got it. That's right. You're not a home record, right? No? No, absolutely not. Listen my ring falls off, keep it on. So what did you want to tell him, Tristy? What did you want to tell him? You want to tell him something? You want to give a message? He was, Yeah, he's I mean, I just want to say, like, he was doing very nice to meet him, and he's very funny. But I'm a little uh disappointed because you didn't alf to buy me a drink. I mean he was going on with the one, not give me a drink. That's a Jewish guy. Are you singing? Are you single? Are you David? Are you married? What's going on in your life? No, I'm not singing. I am seeing somebody and for a long time. How long? How long? How long? Um, it's a couple of years. I would say, I think about three years. Is it going to put a ring on it? What's going on? Three years? I'm hoping. I'm hoping for that. I think it's going to be more accelerated now because she meets creepers like Greg Tea in the street. You would you think I was a creeper If I didn't know you, then yes, But I do know you who you are, so all right, Well listen, I owe I owe you, I owe you a drink. I owe you're a drink. I'll tell you what. I'll send you on a T shirt for you and you're I think your boyfriend a drink, I'm gonna send you. I'll send your T shirt. So what we're building up your manhood? Play some doctor music doctor. I'm a family physician, and she's probably take your daughter's there. Yeah, I can see that's the terrible scary it is ruling. That's fair. You're Indian, dude. They don't play that kind of music. That's terrible. Some Bolly music or something to give us something cool? What kind of music music? Is what I really give me? Some who's a big artist in Bollywood? Play here. We don't have anything. You don't have any of that forbody loves that guy Bollywood? It was some a r raman. Come on, you know if you could MP three or some I don't have that in the computers. Please do where we got music I was just playing from? Is that not from your land? How insulted is scary? She said? I got it right? No, I was right. That was all right. Listen, sure, Steve, we don't want to hold up anymore. You have a patient. Go see your patient. And right now Scary is going to try to school us in uh in the art of Bollywood and and all kinds of music. Go save some lives. Hey ohe you a drinking of sending you to t shirts? All right, multiple to thank you that you got it. Give me some Bollywood music. Come on, don't have Bollywood music. You can't just snap your fingers and make music. Appear. It's like you can't just all set it right type in Bollywood. She let me tell you something. She even said that I had it spot on Google. Yeah, oh you know what I found? How about the Bollywood version of Born this way from Lady Gaga said yourself today? He said, let's be in Sansandra the right chack baby, a base made on the right chack baby, I would be bread. This is terrible, terrible way to end our last show for one vacation. That would be a good way for you to I don't know, but this is not it. So you don't have anything for us. This is it. We're looking at much. We got a complished today, we got a lot accomplished. I don't believe. Why are we getta call what possibly we getta called your bluff on being a desperate married man picking up chicks? All right, I supposed to help you. I'm gonna brek up a marriage. It's slash, I guess by just what's been w