The Off-Air Show w/Skeery Greg T - Ep.30

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Speaker 1: Please hit the start of the show. And I have a great example for who you really already a great example. All right, let's start the show. Go all fast show show, fast show. Now what are you doing, dude? Off show? Show, off show? What is the show? Freak? Show? Fas show? What is he doing? As show? Come on, come on, show show. There's a new theme to the show. Show. Please stop giving him what walt freak? Let's go. Elvistrand presents Off Air Show, Scary Jones and Great Tea. Look, Joe thirty coming in. Hi, I gotta make up for yesterday's no charting, Today's Scary Jones, Greg te and the air show. Yes with Nowhere to go, we were pretty much going with the flow, you know. Well, oh boy, he's gonna start to wrap. Oh my god, he's rhyming, rhyming the design and fool. I'm not mad at you guys today, and and I don't want you to think that I am, because I didn't give you an affair show outlined to follow. Believe it or not. The reason why we don't have any outline, and I'll be truthful right up front, is that I actually have a lot of work to do. Believe it or not behind the scenes of the Elvis Durrand Morning Show. That the truth that really is and and hence why the Aufair Show is under the Elvis Duran's umbrella, that the Elvis Duran Morning Show really does come first. Hence fourth why I felt not outlined you and I swear so. I don't know if you heard the Morning Show this morning. Actually, but even when Elvis had said, Gregg Tea, what are you doing today? I had said, you know the project that we have. I have to do the work for that project so loud and my headphones like really loud? Or is he like actual out today? Do did you like juice uping? He? You know what he talked? He talked to fear is George the engineer to make his mic louder than all of ours? You know the problem. I've been stuck at my desk in like an office. I feel like a real like a real person the office at least from your cage. And I've been working all morning on this project. I'm so happy to be gone. The truth of the matter is when we go on vacation on the Big Show for two weeks, we have to program the computer with all these best of bits, and it falls on myself and now mainly Greg t to to write up all the best of decide what's gonna go where, what's gonna play when? And it takes hours and hours to program this freaking computer. That's pressure. Give me pressure. That's the song I need. I need Billy Jail pressure right now. That's what I'm feeling right now. Okay, I need Billy jil pressure. There his desk for nine hours a day while the show is on the air. That's right. He's sitting in the back to the hair out of his head. He's got pencils, he's got racers, colors, mark, he's got magic because the computers and staplers he's got he's got. He's got databases. A bit. I have to I have to figure point perfect to play. You gotta deal with I gotta take my clothes off, you know. Don't don't do that. It's we haven't turn. Don't stop taking off with do not do not do anything further than that. We have people watching. No, no, no, no, don't do it. Don't no, no, don't do that. Don't do it. I'm taking more. Do not take any more clothes, Do not take any of my sea. It turns outside you we're gonna get sued. We have to stop it. Stop at some oil stop stop. Have to downright, listen, great team, We have a lot of us. So the point is we do not have outline for the show. But when we do have off what we do have our phone callers as one of the producers. When the other morning starts walks by, now, don't do it now, we can't do it right now, drop the blind we can't have it. Why can't you drop people on hold? We got to talk to some of these peoples. You get fully naked. We can't. We don't have to do that. We don't so stressed out right now, calm down and everything's gonna be great. How I did? We're gonna go down one by one that that that's happening. Because how I did prepare for the show today was I tweeted out that we are ready to brought to record the off air show. Okay, so we have about eight phone calls, which is, by the way, episode thirty, which you didn't shout out today. I did shout it out. You didn't hear me. You were busy yelling over me, and I did yell number thirty. That right, So we're on episode thirty. It's Wednesday morning, and um, what I did? That? Tweeted out our number. And we've been telling people that you can call the off Air Show will put you on the air. So people called in. Yeah, a lot of people called it. Thank god. I have not gonna go through them one by one. They're all I'm putting you all, guy, all you guys on Hold. How was yesterday's set? The graduation? It was great. We'll get it to right. That went good. Yeah, it was awesome. It went well. Well, Fred, how was your date last night? You had a Tinder date last night? No, I'm not even on Tinder anymore. Dude. You you went on a date less n You went on a blind date. No, no, I'm not gonna play your game. I rehearsed with my band Lass. It was me and five other sweaty dudes in the room. I thought you went on I thought you went on the date list some rock and roll baby, Well you hook up less nights? No, good morning, you're on the Off Air Show. What's your name, man? And where are you from? My name is Jesse Herbert. I'm a teacher down here in Middletown Township, New Jersey. Middletown, New Jersey. That's not far from Greg grew up. Man, you have a message for everybody. Ye all, We've got twelve elementary schools here in our town, and all of us got together. We remade the new Justice Shipper Lakes song camp Stop the Feeling, reread and re sung by one of our first grade teachers. It's called Can't Stop Reading. It's a great message. We're getting ready to end school tomorrow, so we wanted to put it out for all the kids. How do people find it? How do people find it? They could just get They could just go right on the YouTube and site type in can't Stop Reading teacher parody and we're up over about five hits so far. We just went out the other day today and you one of those? Are you one of the teachers? I am. I actually recorded the audio. I videoed all the scenes after school and edited all together. What's your name? What's your name? What's your name? My name is Jesse Herbert. Okay, see the teacher Jesse Herbert, can't stop the Reading? Watch it. Look for it on Facebook, do a search for that Can't Stop We gotta pull it up in here for tomorrow and maybe we'll play some of it on the air. How about that? That would be? That? Would it? Sounds great? Alan Bennett, who is the first grade teachers saying it. Her voice is unbelievable. It was rewritten by two teachers. Tweet the link. Tweet the link at us and we'll retweet you. Okay, Buddy, we'll do it right now. Thanks Buddy the teacher. You're on the All Fair Show teaching. He's making music videos. Hi? Who's this? I like that? It? Stop the reading? What's your name? Man? Uh? Colton? What are you from? Dude? Um? Originally from New York, but I'm calling from Greenville, South Carolina? And what what can we do for you today on the Aufair Show. I'm just calling into be a part of the show and see what I can do for you guys. You know what, Culton, We're gonna try to make you feel at home because I know Skar He's got some country music for you. Calton, what would you like? Do you have you want to hear Zach Brown? Don't you what? What? What? Song from Zach Brown? A little bit of chicken fried? I don't know, man? I genre here's a little Zach Brown. Do you have any death metal? This is my absolute favorite Zach Brown song. You know I'm a big fan of Zack Brown. Do you know the words? No, you're the fan, man, I don't know. Chi on Friday Night and the radios? What part of South Carolinia from Colton, Green Carolina. How did you find out about the affair show? Well? I thought about a phone tast and I choked on that and that led me to the ala in morning show, and then I heard it in a fifty Morning Uh podcast that you guys said your show. How do you like that you find your fars pollinating? Yeah? Yeah, you guys are pretty freaking Thank you. Thank you so much, buddy, We are, Thanks buddy, thanks for checking in today. All right, be good man. You'll be hearing yourself on this podcast later. Hi, it's the Off Fair Show on Friday Night. Hi, what's your name? Hello? Hello? Hello? Wow? This person waited twenty minutes to do that. You couldn't let us play Zack bron a little bit more. I just wanted to hear the phone caller man, Hello, Hi, what's your name? Man? To be sorry, that's okay, we're talking to you. Where are you from I'm from Atlantic to each New York. Nice. You know this reminds me of both free. Can't you give me like? You know? Who are the people? Uh? You know on the off air show? I like that you told me you want and no, no, you gotta bring that and never it's never too late, gonna make sense. I'm getting this feeling though, because a scary goes through the calls and starts asking people like who they are and where they're from. I'm getting that feeling love. Make are the people really? Low? Nie? Nie, give me some? Who are the people? Music? Yea? Even there the listeners are barking orders, give me some of that. Let's go, give me some Who are the people? Who? People? What can we do for you? What can we do for you? I just wanted to say hi to you and tell you that I love you guys, and I listed in every day. I thank you. Freak, that's not what we're talking about. We're talking hold on, don't let him go hold on, that's what he wanted. No, but well, freak, don't you like give me like, who are the people in your off air show neighborhood? Who are the people in your office? It's that that's the work in progress. You want to just like like try it live a keyboard? Who are you to barely hear myself? Go on? Go yeah? All the people? Oh my god? All right, well it doesn't do. Thanks so much for checking in. We have like a lot more calls to get to. I want to ask you, can you hold on? I'd like to send you off fair teacher. Okay, the shirt exists. You got it, buddy, hold on, receive it in seventeen years. Hello, off air show? Yeah, what can we do for you? Man? You want to say? What's up? What's your name? Or? Yeah? Where you from? Dude? Texas? Texas? Come on, give me some a little bit of chicken froned? Come on? Do you like Zach Brownie, big Zach Brown Fan? I like, yeah, Zach brown is not from Texas? From jew a joke, but still though, I mean, I know what I know. I'm a little chicken fried. I'm gonna tell you a little store on Friday. Do you like to like to call up your on Friday night? Of course? Are you been Dallas Cowboy football fan? What do you think the odds are that the Cowboys go to the Super Bowl? Hi? You think Tony Romo holds up that I would want to think, well, thank you, do you have anything to contribute or you're good all every day manever here my in my city's sold every day the every day. Thank you so much. Maddie Holland what do you what do you? What do you work for? Hard company here in my city? Okay, Yeah, I appreciate your call. Thanks. This is like a college radio station. We're just like anybody who's calling. We're just gonna put him on there because we have nothing else like to like this person's guy show. Hi, this is Robert. It's a sausage party here in the show. What's where are you from? Robert Well? Originally from the Bronx. I'm down here in Florida now uh Flory, uh Froggy's uh town. What can we do for you today on the Affair show? Nothing, man, I just wanted to get on. He's excited. Yeah, new podcast. You guys are awesome, Thank you. I had uh, I just had one suggestion or um, I know you guys were talking about getting a female on the show. Yeah, we we were. Yeah, I would suggest just you know, maybe once one out of the one time out of the week. But you know, keep it like keep it like a frat house. Keep it like um, you know, a man cave type of deal. You know what it is. Right now, we've got a keg of beer sitting in the corner. Scary Scary won't do a keg stand. We're begging him to get up there and do it. Keg. One of these days, I'm gonna do it. We've got we've got a poster of some of some some women on that are naked it on the wall, rang wearing high heels, watching the batchgrette and making invisible T shirts. Right, all right, are scary? Congratulate congratulations again for another win yesterday. That's right. Let's go match, baby, we beg. Are you a Mets fan? Are you a Mets fan that born and raised in the Bronx? And I am a Mets fan? Think games started right? Baby? Meet the mass, step right up and greet the Mets. Oh my god, here at Shane? My heck up to stop? Okay, thank you buddy for Can I ask him a question though? Let me ask let mek a question. How do you grow up in the Bronx and you become a Mets fan? How do you broke go up with the Bronx and not become a Yankee fan. That's where the love is that the Mets fans. That's the guy grew up in the Met's eight six era. Can't you hear it? You can hear it. You feel that magic Mets right, most of the most of a family Yankee fans, so you can just imagine, Yeah, what makes even less sense now usually that's right. So that's okay. I know people who live around with uh City field is and they're Yankee fans. Give me some I thank you. You know what, dude, I'm gonna give you an off your T shirt. Hold on, I gave out my first one there. It is because you're a Met fan like me. Have you guys noticed it's just been a sausage party, a parade of men. I've been asking you, guys the whole entire time. All I'm hearing is all these jugs calling. And if you don't know what I'm what I'm talking about, what's all right? I'll tell you what a yug is. Instead of a guy where it's g u y, a yug is a y u g so it's backwards. It's a jug. And we have all these yugs. So it's a guy who walks backwards, a guy walking backwards and he's not walking backwards. I just want to call a bunch of jugs, and that's what they are. All these jugs are calling in too many jugs and not enough lurgs. Bull freak. Yes, so would be girl backwards, girl backwards exactly. I would love to talk to a couple of We need a dyslexic woman on the phone. We need we need some lurgs instead, not enough. We're always stupid youngs. Would you call them stupid? There? Listeners, I listen. I love a couple of youngs here and there. But I mean every single call you've gone through, You've got like seven calls, they're all youngs. There's more calls. Hello, you're on the off air show. Hello, you gotta learn there you go. What's your name? Where are you calling from? My name is Lauren and I'm coming calling from Central Jersey. Hey, please, you got Jersey Girl by Bruce Springstein. I have Bruce Springsteen. You have Jersey Girl? Give me a Jersey Girl. If you got Jersey Girl? Want that right? With a live version? That's all I got is the live I don't care give me, give me Jersey girl like a seven minute intro. Here six minutes Lauren to LERG from Jersey. I love it. You'all been good? What notty? Notty? You guys in trouble at hand one Yeah, bring in your saxophone, everybody out, damn it good? What's that's great? Buford, that's a Bruce Springsteen run song for the Here's no time for the corner boys, there's got time for he's dead stream, making all making all that noise. You have the worst taste in music. He's gonna tell stories, but the girls are on the avenue little I hate Bruce blurk. He wants to be with her whole other podcast. It's coming up, hear he's gonna start the if you keep playing chick that he's going out with his girlfriend. Hold on to the jerseys to them alright, guys coming up top sweet ready and wait, starting to scratch himself because the short as you like Bruce Brinstein or your bets fan norinking from Jersey, but I'm not. It's kind that's spread twice. But he just took a shirt off. Let's stop then, don't don't stop it. Let's talk to Lauren. To learn a l Lauren, what's going on with you today on the show? We have no outline of course, not um nothing is going on today. I'm in the mall shopping. It was my birthday. It's a very Jersey, very Jersey thing to do. Of course, that's so cool. How did you know to call us? I was. I follow all of you guys on Twitter, and I thought would great tweeted out to call in at the show's going on? So I figured, why not? I'll see if I get through. How cool is that? I love that? So now? And where are you shopping? Right now? Are you in what? What? What? Let me see which if I know the ma all? What more? Are you in Jersey? I'm in the mall? Oh, I know exactly where that is. I'm I can't tell you where I live in proximity, but I can live that don't want to That's that's true. I know them all very very well. That's great. And when when was your birthday? My birthday was yesterday? Well, happy belated birthday. You have some birthday for her? Well on birthday music, dude, that's like you like spruce it up. That's my grandma's perdic sensitive nineties. Man, can you please play a little drama? Do you mind? It's ship birthday? But they ad me what are doing? Who are doing? And come up with this? Keep in the studio. I want my birthday a big booty. All I won't rememb birthday a big booty during your birthday yesterday? Or did you like did they sing a traditional birthday song for You's? A traditional one would be great? All right? Thanks? Well, these guys they have to be hip, they have to be trendy, they have to be Jeremiah. They want to attend day if they're on top of what's going on, gonna feels good. But I know he is. Seriously, do you want to hear Ronnie's melodramatic piano or do you want this kind of birthday music? Doing the club? You get your birthday today? You're ladies, all right, here comes the card curtey. Shush, Laura, this is what happens. Leave these guys that playing this crap that's awful. Is this a Cupcake Floren single or is not the kids Bop version? Who cares? If she just happened? Don't ignore that. No, I don't think you said he just said birthday. Shush birthday. That's like a kid's bop version, Laura. That's that's shopping right now from Jersey Jersey Girl, Lauren's girl, Lauren. Hey, so are you single? Do you have a boyfriend? What's the deal with you? No, I'm single. She's a single gal. How old are you? If you don't mind me asking? He just called a red girl twenties? She just turned twenty seven? Nice and she's singing what do you do for a living? I currently am unemployed. I'm looking for a job. That's great, so we know we can do Is that great? Well? Play freak single guy? Yeah, if she doesn't mind that you've already been married and divorced twice. Here he goes with this, then I mean maybe maybe you could take her on a date. We'll set married and divorced twice? Okay, three times? Three times? There's there's nothing wrong with that. Look at Ross Gallen on fin look everything. We were on a break, you see, listen, Balfree, would you take would you take Lauren on a date? I don't know, I would probably not like you? Should? I think I like this? Yeah? I don't know. Why are you really going down this road? Yes? We are? Lauren Lauren from Ersey I picked up girls on the request lines throughout my all my twas, you should do it now and she's close by. She's in Free All New Jersey from Standards. Well listen, okay, Lauren from we can ask her if she uh what she's into? Lauren? Can you give us three types of a guy? What are three things about a guy that you rely? You're looking for? Three things? Yeah? To be funny, funny? Bull freak is that athletic who runs marathon who read in the New York City marathon with me? That's true? Did he did? Okay? And they need to be taller than five three? He's that too. He's he's five four. He just makes the cut five eight five he's five eight and he's five eight. There you go. What else do you need? Um? All right, well let's see ball freak. What are you looking for? What are you looking for in a LERG? What? I man? We're wade Scary's gonna start to get itchy if I start talking. It's like I got poison ivy game, my calamine lotion give me. I can't answer that in like a minute. That's some bachelor dating music. This is are you in Central Jersey. Have a have a car? Would you? Would you be opposed to having a date with the bald floor And what kind of car do you drive? What kind of car do you drive? D Alexis It sounds like she's got some money. We're just about five three. Where have you shopped? Where have you shopped today? I wasn't a little lemon. I'm about to go to the apple tart. She's probably wearing some hot yoga pants right now? Are you wearing hot yoga pants right now? Lauren? No? Not right now? Right now? Sure we're asking what she's wearing right now. This is great, This is great? Why no girls college? All right? Wait? Wait, laurend Lord, where do you hang out in the summertime? Where do you go? Where do you go down to the shore? You go to Long Island? Where do you go? I go usually go down the shore? So you go to Jersey Shore? Where are you going to Jersey Shore? Go to Long brand? This is awesome? You know what? This is gonna be a good match. I like this. Can we send you on a no expense pay date with bald freak Scary and I will pick up Scary at the tab No. I just said no expense. Oh no, yeah, if you'll pay, I'll go. Yeah. Can I give you gift cards? I got to? Um? I actually I got most most Southwest grill. No, I have most Southwest grill gift cards? Well, freak, will you go on a date with that? If I gave you, like, give you a hundred hundred dollars and gift cards for the most Southwest grill Dately? You know, I don't think I've ever dated a listener before. Well, this is not really a listener. She's open to it, don't She wants you, She's giving you the sign. How great is that? But do I want her? That's the question. It's a blind date. You've been on blind dates before, You've been on Tinder before? Oh yeah, Lauren? Does that bother you that bald freaks been on Tinder before? No? Why would it bother? That's the way it is nowadays. When was your last relationship? When was your last relationship? When was my last relationship? Ended? About two months ago, so still fresh? Rebound? How long? How long were you dating this person? A couple of months? Rebound chicks rend These guys are thinking, what if you got to lose? You've got nothing to lose justially. If I'm going to most for free and that's you just gotta get you get something the game. I'm gonna get there. You're gonna she'll pick you up. Can you can you drive to uh? Can you drive? Well? You know, we'll put you on a hole. We're gonna put that on the off. Those are details that we're gonna figure out. But we're ball freak. Will you go on a date with Lauren? I'm I'm open minded, all right, just to be continued, all right, Lauren, you will definitely you'll go on a date with ball Freak. That's great. I love this. All right? Should we solve some of the time. Yes, all right, we're gonna put you on hold all the details. We're gonna set it all up. Ball freak. You're going on on vacations, right, you're going on a date with the lerg. Yes you are you? Who called the show? That's right? This single young and that single lerk. Email us your thoughts on what you think of our show today at the office show gmail dot com, like I stream ling us up on Twitter. Don't forget body hundred two far two one hundred. You can always call in to the off their show shout of here. We'll see you tomorrow. Doctor. 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