Nov. 17, 2016
The Off Air Show - 'What A Woman Wants for The Holidays' - Ep.82
Ep.82- Cheryl Cosenza gives advice to guys about what women want for the holidays at various stages of their relationship
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Speaker 1: Elvis Duran Presents Off Airshow is Scary Jones and Greg t Y too. It was a nice one, very good. You're right. Okay, did you burst the blood vessel? Did you bust a nut? I have got so if the audience could just see me right now, I am closing my eyes. I have my hands behind my head and my arms are rockless. If I'm gonna be you know, padded down and maybe handcuffed. Okay, that's that's what I'm looking. What are you talking about? I am so I'm not going to cry. You could look like crunches. I'm not even with my eyes still. I am so stressed today. And I understand people might say give me the violin, you're not stressed, and I'm stressed or whatever. Other people are stressed, and I get it. You know what it is. It's not stressed. I can't you know what you're going through. I can't take it you're going through. You're going through an awesome podcast hangover. Because yes, today's episode number eighty one was great. It was great. It was not Look how self congratulatory. He's right off the bat because he's trying to you know, because no one's else in this room is going to congratulate me. I thought I did a pretty damn good job yesterday. You know what, they want to hear less music. I gave them less music. They definitely don't want to hear less music. Listen, hey, listen, we had topics, we had good stuff going on yesterday. Okay, we have some things that from happening that happened yesterday that need addressing today as well. But why don't you tell everyone why you're stressed? I just want to say to you before you go on even you can go on your soapbox and you can so you can, you can pat you jam your you know, punch your punch your chest acast podcast people don't I think that bull Freak and I were going to somewhat congratulate you and say, nice job you were well he got through it. Yeah, but but I don't think we can give you a hundred like this. I'm gonna pa my chest. The podcast just looking. People will school to be no play music, no podcast, say no music. So people like quality content and people like but we have a direction in a police goal did somewhat like when we have things to talk about there we go scary Joe's up on his pot on a soap box. People don't like when we pitched mode and get nothing covered. Ok, fair enough. There were some pros and concept yesterday's show, ball Freak, what ball free tell you what? Well, let's let's start like this. Give me a bell every time he gives you, um, the I mean the teacher has to get an apple. So you know what, well Freak, give scary one apple would warm in. One positive from yesterday Ball Freak. It was it was very uniformly designed. It was designed like a traditional podcast, a traditional pod. There we are a podcast. Hold on, we are a podcast. We are a podcast. The go ahead, there you go, okay, I will give you a positive. The positive was that there was real content delivered. Thank you, maybe food for thought, maybe because that people give people something to think about. Some FoST questions out in the field that actually got responses. We're gonna get to that one. Go ahead, Paul. I got to do more and I have one more as well. Um. The song that ball Freak put together magic, but that was not for him. That was yours. I'll give you. Talking about the podcast, well, I wanted you to know he didn't give me any direction and he buried it towards the end as he as he has it still was highlight the bcast. Okay, I'll give scary, I'll give you another ding. I felt that the phone call that you set up or whoever you talked to, however you found her. Melissa was an off air head that wrote to me and I said, Melissa, I'm calling you bright this time where you're gonna get you on the podcast because I want you to throw the product out there. I'm sorry, I wanted you to throw your issue out there. I a hundred percent think that she was a great caller, and that call spawned some really good feedback from our off air heads. There you go, especially on Facebook page. That's right, but the cons. Let's talk about the cons. There's only two pros. Well, you've another one, you have another one. I thought your wife, Trish was very entertaining. You know what I'm speaking of. Okay, And that is where I was going, Well, okay, can you give me like a little music bad while an interlude? Okay, and Ronnie give me I boll for give me a we're pausing right now, Greg, he will be right back with one second. We're from Okay, hold on you have something like that, like, yeah, as if like the TV show just sterrupted right back after these message something just like that. Hold on, give me some music from some music Okay ready, and I have to go go freak. The fair show will be right back after these messages, running out of the hallway, running down the hall. Thank you for your patronage the air show, and you can always donate the show ad. What's that really good? Stag house? It's the Offair Show at gmail dot com. The Offair Show Gmail's not like that's an email address. This is not a great announcer sound effect. What about this? You like this better? I like this? Is it? Okay? Oh he's locked out? Oh let's keep it. This is gonna be let out. If great team just stayed locked out and he's locked out, I think we'll have a better podcast than yesterday. Where's my camera? But now, hey, Ramy, I'm sorry. I really couldn't keep it together. Where did you go? Okay? The waiting music is over and now we're back. Give me, we're back. We now return you to our regular scheduled off air show. Okay, guys, okay, there all right? So that was unfinished business. Yes, that was pro number three. Bald Freak was complimenting you on your wife. Tris calling the show. I know what's happening, and I think, okay, so I can check this off my last envelope. Please about to happen, Ladies and gentlemen. It's been since August. We threw a party at the Ballpark's family and my family, right. We had a great time at the ball game. Do I get a drumroll? Please? I paid for it and ladies and gentlemen. It was split to fifty two fifty on my head a card, Greg's share of the money, Greg Tea comes cash. All these months later, I'm getting is it all in singles? Money? Here? It is twenty forty sixty eight one hundred. Can't count Paige's ladies and gentlemen. Two he's paying me pen forty fifty two hundred and here two on the off Air Show podcast? How many episodes did they change? You are about to handle the money to Scary Jones and the debt is paid. Everybody has been paid, has been paid. Me now dad ding me now, bitch. The thing is not for so for Scary the day. I love how the envelope says too Scary from Gregg Tea's wife. That's right, Greg's wife because gret tused to ask his wife to take a piss because for a real no line, the way my household is set up, Tricia doesn't work. Okay, So I wanted to get into this, please, I just just briefly. So Trish used to work. She no longer works. Okay, So Trish is at home, she's work. I'm not saying that she doesn't work. I'm just saying that Trish doesn't work at you know, she's not employed. She's sort of employed, but not I really am. I swear, I watch because I know exactly where we're going. Right. She does isn't work in an office. That's okay, right, Trish is what I like. She is the CEO of our house CEO. I do not take care of the billeo L. I do not take care of the bills. I do not pay the mortgage. I do not pay any bill whatsoever. I don't even know how much the bills are. I do not put money into our savings account. I don't even know how much is in the savings account. I don't know if there is a savings account. I don't know what the kids have in their bank accounts. I know nothing, Trish. Here is a dent in control. So when I need money, I just say, hey, babe, give me the free cash. She say, hey, babe. If I say if I say hey babe, she looks at me like, what are you he made some cash? She's like, She's like, wors I told me. She's like, why did you talking a back? Babe? You don't call me babe. Nobody calls me. I've known Trish for twenty years. I love it. She's the best. And for finally having your husband pay me after all, freak, I'm just saying so, anyway, so now we're paid, those are your pros. I wanted to talk to you. Why am I you're saying this is what you're doing. He's afraid to pass the buck on the cons. He just wants to move forward. Pass then right, I mean, okay, if that's how, you don't want to steer the show all over the freaking place, because now again you're totally all over the place. Now I'm stressed, and I know that bull freak stress. I'm sure you're stressed too. We're all stressed as the holidays near, the truth is, and we'll tell you all their heads. I don't care. We'll tell everybody. We work in a gigantic company here. Not gigantic on the on air side, but gigantic on the sales and business side. Right, there's a big company here, and they're they're aware of this because we've made millions of excuses. That's right, so so so they're So what's happening is if you followed this podcast, you know that we have obligations. Well now we're not just three stupid youngs in the studio and and whack it off. I mean, the burden is really starting to take its tight because next week is Thanksgiving, So thank you know that's I need that kind of means like that's going to give. So next week is Thanksgiving and we are nearing the holiday season, and it's that time of year when things need to you know, all the loose ends need to tie up. You gotta cross your teas and that's your eyes, thank you, bull freak. So the sales people are trying to cram in as many clients as they possibly can down our throats to get all of their business done so that everybody can hit budgets, because everybody's gotta eat in the holidays. Nobody wants to be left outside in the cold. So what's happening is they are jamming shipped to us and we are overworked. We can't take it anymore. I'm doubt Look at the time that we're recording this podcast, I need a break. The man is not my back working for a we are working for a damn living. I'd like to get out of here tonight. I need to get out. I need to give something here. I don't think someone smar I wan't forget about Tada and Taylor that everybody looks something. I gotta say no Overflid. It's like a broad work. I'm taking what they're given because I'm working for It's not any good lakes and tentle, no tality. I know that you love first showing you laughing the walk. There's a lot of ship going on on the scenes. He's laughing right now, A lot going on. What happened to the cons of the Scary Jones podcast yesterday? We're just gonna we're just gonna skip that over. Oh my god, Because if you don't ignore or the cons working for living to learn, how are you gonna learn here right now? Apparently? Well, let me ask you question. We need to really do you think we're the cons of yesterday's podcast? The content? Yeah, let's talk if we're saying that thirty minutes is a good amount of time because you used to be fifteen twenty minutes, like, all right, so now we need I would think that fifty one minutes was a little too long? Can I can I? Can I expose a little secret here behind these scenes the editing? Can I expose it or not? You can't do that. So what what your friend Uncle Scary did over here is because he realized himself yesterday when he was editing it, not anyone putting it all together, He realized he was way over the limit with the time. Yeah, it was, it was, It was very Fifty one was just a little too much for me. But listen, so I'm coming around. I used to be all about fifteen twenty minutes. But you want to do longer podcasts, we'll let it all hang out, do I'll do fish Let me tell you what he did. We'll get to that. But did you were you okay with it being in a longer podcast because it was your podcast that had any any sort of thing to do with it? Said minutes people, what's the movie with? What's his face? And he's like, it's so awesome. What is rich Field High? Now? What's that song that's so cutely awesome? Dude? You know your hands? I didn't. I still at fifty one. I thought it was too long, So tell what you didn't tell me? You know he did that of cutting anything out like a normal person would do. What did you do? So I wasted it by four minutes? Yeah, but you know how he did it. So when I listened to it, when I listen to it, pack, yeah, I could swear. I'm like, we all sound like we're on coke, Like we're like speeding up, We're like on speed. We talked fast as it is, and I know that I talk really fast. So when I listened back to the Aufair Show podcast and I hear myself going, but I fall off the toilet, and I'm like, what the Hell's going on? I'm like, Favoritelet that's what I was in bed, That's what I do. I am a headphones in, I go in my private bathroom and I sit there by myself in private bathroom. Well it's really it's it's Tricio's mom and dad's room room. So it's tricious. Mom and dad's room. We have like a mother daughter's suiteet, like an area of the house. I think we're better, better than listening in the bathroom. What Scary did, and I texted him Scary he fast forwarded the editing. He when he when he loaded it up, he he loaded us double time. It's called it's called time can press us up. That's right. I took the entire file of this podcast sound like this all the time. That's right. So anyway, I don't think out a fair heads noticed, well, am I sitting in the bathroom. I couldn't. I could swearing the fast room. La la la. Okay, nobody noticed. Nobody notice until we pointed that right now though I had any kind of that, I did that. But except for you, because I'm in the business, I know what you're doing, right, okay. So I still got the same amount of information in just four minutes less time. So he's a con or trickery. That's a con because he really right because the list he always like Jackie what do he called Captain jack Spy, Captain Rock Sparrow dropping the anchor when we go too long. But he held the show and he went, and so he tried to fit it underneath what he felt was a comfortable time by time compressing our whole entire podcast. All right, scary Jones, what else? What are the cons? What are the cons? Better than that? It was perfect? You're happy? Yeah? I liked it like another cons He's one Connie another con you know, you know, everybody was talking all over each other. But that's that's comment on this podcast. Wal Freaks thinking, bal Freaks thinking, you've got some we got some music for bal Frieze, brain wine. What can we go inside bal Freke's break right going on? Quickly? Give me some music, a new bit. I think it's something and something brain. You don't want to know what's going on. It's like walfrikes break quickly. I don't have anything for bal something anything, ball Freak. Grannie from Heads listener to Advocate Foundation, I think it's time inside balt Freke's brain You've got mail. I totally break tea before I was bored. I was bored with yesterday's podcast. I was running along listening to it and then around like it was on the first time I listened to one of our podcasts and I said I had enough. I've had enough. And the Melissa thing was strong, and it should have been close. It should have been upfront, and the song was strong, and it should have been upfront. You brought CP in here. Very manipulative on your part. Very cool to have the guy in, but to not tell us and then kind of turn him against great t to kind of like impress me. It's kind of like you took your penis out and you just wanted everybody to look at your penis yesterday. And what penis. It is a beautiful penis. But no doubt Colin from mac Weldon, great guest, fun guy, but you didn't give him anything to do. He just you basically just let him go oh willy nilly, which is fine. I'm okay with that. I don't I thought we could have done something better with him. Alright, then that's ball freaks brain talking to him right now. That's all I got other than that. And I missed the music. I missed you know what, I missed the energy energy It was It was kind of more like an NPR podcast, and I love NPR. I love podcasts like that, but we are not an NPR podcast. We are a little manic a lot going onside that brain. We're little, we have energy, and it was more like it was more like like a template podcast. It was a template which I think it's time to come out of the brain. That was very nice. That's awful. I don't know why my brain is. Thank you for being a negative bastard. I was really touched this morning. We had to get well, you know, and I didn't touch you. We had a guest in the studio today. Two guests. Yes, these women came down from our station Casey want to want to Connecticut. They want a grand prize. Yes, they do to uh to to get a tour of the radio station. And one of the women said to us, oh my god, my seven year old son is seven ye loves you guys. And we're like, oh, thank you, and then she goes, no, my seven year old son loves your podcast, and I'm like, what are you talking about. He listens to the podcast and he regurgitates the opening theme to your show, which is so cool, which is awesome. Can you play the opening theme? Real asked, his name is Sean. We want to say good morning to Sean. Sean. Well, I don't know how his mom lets him. Listen to this hit the opening just off air, just well. I think we should declare Sean Wells the youngest official off air head that this show has. Absolutely can we declare him that? Yes, Shan Wells, you're the man. Give us something. It is going to be noted today episode two. Yes that we now have the youngest off air head, Shan Wells, that we stand Ford Connectic. Got you call us at the off Air Show at one hundred, get in touch with us the Offair Show with gmail dot com and tweet us at the fair show. We have a couple of social media feedback things to get to in just a second. Why don't we start pulling that up? But I believe it shares on the phone. You've got music for Share Nose that Share Nose music. Come on, now, come on now, bout freak good morning, Share, good morning. What's going on? I thought it was supposed to be a studio with us today, you know, I was supposed to be there, But with the way I pulled that stuff last week, I just couldn't rely on it. So I had to ut that out to l A for a little bit. Oh your jet shot on, so you came out to l A. I did, I did, but I want to say, I want to say it is ridiculous, ridiculous, like we've found for like a little while and first week I'm out of down. You guys are out of control. Yeah, we're a little yeah, we're a little nuts. Well, ladies and gentlemen, you know, if you have any questions for Share Nose, you can always drop us an email at the offair show at gmail dot com, or even tweet at us at at the off air Show. So I believe scary is now time to get into share nose. That's right, hashtag share nose tweets. We've gotten a question about holiday shopping. Yes, and we're just a bunch of youngs sitting in the studio here were young. We know nothing about holiday shopping for women. Get our toddlers for the holidays, right exactly now, we wanted to talk about the different stages of a relationship. What do you get some of you you just started dating? What do you get someone that you want to date? And what do you get someone that you've been with a long time for the holiday? And what do you get for like an eight year old eight eight year married I think I got the bigger question. Wait, wait, here's another one for you. Share does a woman want to be proposed to on the holidays? That's where we just ready, Yeah, what do you got here? We got by the way, great this song Nicki Minaj with Ray Schremer. Remember that group from the other day Black Beetles Backwards is ear drums, ear drums? Oh thank you mom? Want some mom? All right? Yeah, so so share what do you got for us? Here? So here's the deal. I think the biggest problem is what stage you are at in the relationship and what you want to come out of the relationships. I think that's the biggest thing because even if you're at the beginning of relationship, if you think this person is going to be around for a while, and you really want them to be around for a while, is you're gonna make more statement. If this is just something that you want to keep cash, you better keep the gifts casual because otherwise you're gonna be sending out mixed messages. Okay, that's a big deal. Okay, so then let's break it down. So okay, a if my relationship is like you say, cash, so what do I get my girlfriend that is cash? You keep it you keep it simple. You keep it the things that you do at like a secret Santa type thing like, you keep it to either like maybe a line that she likes, or you have to know her a little bit. You want to do something nice. You want to get her something that she'd enjoy, but something that doesn't show too much togetherness. So maybe you get or something like the sweater that she liked. You know that she likes this jacket and it could use like a really cute scarp because she was complaining she was cold. Get or something like that. Um, you stay away from jewelry. Okay, why do you stay away from Jewelryah? Yeah, is jewelry not cash? It could really send mixed messages, I think to females, especially depending upon all the kind of girl it is makes that doesn't get a lot of jewelry, you're gonna really overwhelmer. If it's somebody that does get a lot of jeweler, you might not impress her. So jewelry, right, So jewelry steps at up a level. I think it definitely checked it up. What I've had a boys and very scented candle. Yeah, exactly, get a candle. Think you know what if you get like something like that. Is that? Is that like stupid? Specifically boys embarrassing? You know? But here's the thing. It's yeah, it's not something that you want to necessarily get to the girl. But if you're trying to set a tone that it's casual. Look, would you guys just said yourselves and and you're the guys you're like, is that stupid? Well, it's not that it's stupid. You're showing like, Hey, I'm respecting you, I'm showing you something, but I don't want to show it too much. I mean, candle really really like pushing it. Maybe get a candle and rep What about sexy panties and bra? When do I do that? We'll wait a second, and there is that for you? Or is that for her? That's a good question. Is the sexy panties and the bra? Is that for me? Or is that for the toller? So now you're sending another tone though. So now you guys are definitely intimate and you're already like into each other. So if you want to do that, I think you go both ways. I think it's really nice to get people like expects the laundry on boast side, but get something to the guy that he likes to I I am a pair of mac Weldon's. Okay, So okay, So I didn't mentioned So if it's a casual relationship, it's still okay to get her sexy Brian panties and go. Oh and by the way, I did buy myself black satin g string. Sure, but it's got to be more for you because I know you like sporting around. That's what I'm saying. Now, what would you do. I've been in a relationship for a while and you get them let's say an appliance like okay, let's let's talk about let's talk about the fact that stopping and get a dishwasher or a swipper. Don't go get a swifter. Great has been married for like eight years. But even know, I'm not going to get her some super rumba, you know, like that's I'm not doing that whatever whatever I'm doing. Here's a really big mistake. You know what happens in relationship sometimes let's say, let's step it up to the jewelry. Not right, jewelry, but now you think you know your woman or your guy, and they on both sides, because guys where jewelry and girls go out to that you think you know them, and you know, maybe you guys went window shopping, right, so you're in front of Tiffany's and she's a ballistic overside, We could just stop you for one quick second. Why Tiffany's Tiffany's? I think sometimes it's so played out? Aren't there other upscale stores that I can go? Get my my bach? Something like why go to David Yrman? Okay, something like that. Okay, so are nice? We were sure that's great, but okay, hold on, sure that's great. So you have a list. Okay, so if maybe not today, maybe next week, if you can give me and I think this is very clever, and I want you to finish what you're saying a second, give me a list of top name branded places that I can shop that is not played out, like I'm not saying Tiffany's is, but it could be played out. Don't agree with you? Right, David Jeremy who could be played out as well? I'm just saying it could. It could, but it's it's got more, it's got a different to it, actually, okay different. If you give me a list, the list, going back for a second, I'll get you the list next week, definitely, But you actually hit what I was just about, the kind of touch on. So if you, let's say she's browsing through a Tiffany's window, right, and now you've been together for a while, chances are you've already gotten or something in the little blue box. So the point is is that if you know she wants something else. Let's say you know this is one Keith that she really does like, though, and you go ahead and you go to the store and you decide not to get that, and now you come back and that day she opens up the blue box and it's not the thing she actually wanted. That is a big no no that happens. I don't care what the story you're gonna. You could be browsing a window on, you know, in the jewelry distance, I don't care where you are. If you could buy something from a place that she knows, and she's opening up the box and she's anticipating, Oh my god, he actually listened to me. You look back and got me the piece that I actually wanted. This is amazing. And if you opened up the box and it's not the piece, that is a really big lesson that stay away from it completely. If you guys are not going to get exactly what you know your woman or man wants, it's just such a bad thing to do. Okay, But what if now you're okay, let's go now we talk about cash, we talked about mean your wife something, or now you're in a decent relationship and maybe you're thinking about proposing. Is proposing on the holidays the thing to do? Is that what every woman wants to be done? No, I don't think so. I think that's like a very I think that's a very touchy subject because is it cliche? Is it cliche? It's really cliche. But it's all the fact that there's other things that come into play with it, because a lot of times women don't want a gift on a holiday because then the ring the gift. These girls think a little differently. Guys do too when it comes down like you're trying to kill two birds with But he's just trying to get out of given me a holiday gift. But isn't that the gift? Anyway? But isn't that like quote unquote the gift? If you do get an engagement ring on the holidays, then what else could you possibly want? Anyway, and if you do want something else on top of that engagement, you know, yeah, I think it's anticipated though, Like if you guys have been talking about her, is she kind of has a hunt, but she might get proposed to and it's Christmas Day or you know, I think it's better to actually do it two days before Christmas really thrown her off and that makes what is that? That days nothing? It is something that's the day you guys got in days. But then, oh man, I don't know about that. Of all, I believe in us to do it before. Here's another thing I want to know. It's a legal side to it. You guys do realize that if it breaks up and you give us to her as a gift, that apparently there's like the whole thing with whether or not you have to actually give it back like an entire legal side of the whole thing with the ring. Hold on. We're just learning something right now, share nose hold on. There is I will actually look up the exact logistics of this. But there is something with the fact that if you if you give a ring as a gift, then you don't then you don't have to give it back. If you give it to the pert. You don't have to give it back, but if you give it as if it's just if it's not given as a gift, it could actually be something that you have to get back. Hey, scary, you know what I'm sensing. What's unsensing that we are the teachers and share nose might be the student here and she has some homework to do. Share in the next couple of weeks. We want answers to that definitive answer. There is a a ring on the holiday, a gift and doesn't have to go back if it breaks up or does you get to keep it? And we would like a list not you know, excluding David Yerman antiphanies of some high name places to get gifts for our tolergs for the holidays. Yeah, I think I'm gonna get a Beth and body Works gift pack. You homework, here's some vanilla lotion. Yeah, and you know, and you know what share can you also give us? Can you also give us gift ideas for twenty five dollars and unless or you know it's the minimum. Yeah, we want to go. Yeah, five dollar gifts? Who are you giving these? Does anybody around from well, you know what there's a lot of people that are listening in all different states and all different cities, with all different price points and every right they can't really some people can't afford it, you know, David Yerman, anything right, So you can go give us a list of all these high places to get stuff. I think that's a great idea because people times, you know, they make deals with their spouses, they make deals with the family, but they're not going to go crazy that they're not going to kill each other with GIFs like let's not make this too crazy of facial Well, now you have a homework to do. Share and when you give homework, that's correct. Now next to palm tree, listen and if you're share, if you're bad, then you'll have to stay after class next week. And you do not want to stay after class with this teacher, because I will make you right on the board. Okay, on the phone, I wanted to go. If you for sharing, make sure you use hashtag share nose at the off air shows in Christmas Christmas. You'll get them, We'll get them, We'll get there. Share. I think we've learned something from that. You have share nose. And again, one more time, guys, If you guys have any questions for Share Nose, please drop an email at the offair show at gmail dot com or to read us at the show, and honestly we'll try to get those questions to share notes for next week. I like what we're going with this. I do too. And I can't believe though, she just like do you see her on Instagram? She's just like, put a picture of herself on a private jet. She's jetted the hell out of here. Who who does she think she is? I don't know? She share No, she's She's just like, Hi, I'm on a private jet, So share nos private jets? Is that what we're getting? She did well? She goes to Los Angeles and she goes hangs out out there. She living a good life. Yeah, with pump Tree in the buildings, take a poop. I understand you're going to do. I'm in I'm in last place. I get it. I get it. It's out football pick time. Who's gonna wear the Golden saberro for Week eleven in the NFL? All I can tell you is it is. I think I'm in first place. It is really embarrassing Walfrey, that scary is in first place that that's that's embarrassing. Aren't we tired? I do believe so matter for Walfrey, do not let him take the like the crown that he's in first. He's a lot of a lot of freaking going on from Scary Jones that freak. Yeah uh, we're not great tea who is? Like what is he? Three? And like even right, I don't get it, man, I don't understand. I love this fregame sport the most at anybody that's eat the game play. The game play's that's why they playing the game Fromlin Rumblin's Tumblin, let's tur pich real quick? Come on, hey, Golden Sobrera boy, why don't you get your first going? All right, I go first? Here we go, all right, I'm gonna start off my picks and I am gonna take oh my god, there's a lot of tough games. Oh easy. I need to get a win, really easy. So I'm gonna take the Patriots over the over ball freak's favorite the Niners four o'clock Sunday. I like the Patriots for Kaepernick, he's back, not against the Now we're tired, So who goes second? So are you guys? To flip a coin. You'll get it to you. I'll give it to you, but you gotta give it to me. He's gonna. I'm gonna go, Oh boy ahead, oh boy, oh boy, I'm gonna. I'm gonna all right, I'll go with the second gimme the Steelers over the Browns on Sunday. There you go, still Is over the Browns. Gotta be honest, I don't think that's a gimme. When those tatoo, when those two teams play, I don't think it's a gimme playing Roethlis Parker is And you know what, r G three is rumored to be playing for the Browns. So r G three is back here forget about it all right, people, I'm going after those New York Giants, taking them over those Chicago Bears, Bears, Science Bears. Dude, how dare you? Are you kidding me? You want to take the Bears? Okay? Okay? Could I could? I could? I could? I could? Could you take the opposite side of that? You know what? I gotta be honest, I'm gonna go with uh. I gotta get some wins here. I can't mess around. I gotta really get some wins you know what I like. I like. I'm going anywhere now that game? All right, here we go. I'll take the Seahawks at home four o'clock against the Eagles. I want the Seahawks over the Eagles. Okay, all right, look, I gotta look now, Sharon Griggs's phone here ahead, because we don't have an outline today. Where's my outline? Break? You just take a day off from an outline and now you're just done for the rest of the week line. I don't know. I don't know. How about the I see another game I want? If you don't take it, how about the Sanniya take it. I'm gonna go with the Colts coming off the bye week beating the Tennessee Titans at home? Are you kidding me? Mariota Is I'm freaking fire. But you guys, you guys didn't see those Kantasy Chiefs ropping all over those Tampa Bay Buccaneers, because that's what I'm going against. Really, I still again, Winston is playing really well. The Tampa Bay Bucks are good, dude, Mike Evans, I don't think so. I'm not taking I'm gonna taking Tampa. I've got to Kansas City, al right, fights. So you got Kansas City, I can. You took out the Colts over Tennessee another as another big mistake. But all right, there's the seven eleven guys talking. Here's the game, the seven eleven guy. I'll give you, you, man, big f you, here's the game I want. I'm gonna take Cincinnati Bengals in Cincinnati against Buffalo. I got the Bengals over Buffalo. So my three games one more time. I'm taking the Bengals. I'm taking the Paytriots, and I am taken the Seahawks. Walfread, Walford, would you take? I took the Indianapolis Cults, I took the the the Pittsburgh Steelers over the Browns. And uh look we've run out of music. That's how long this has taken. Uh oh, man, I don't know. I I no prep for this, no prep for this. Just take it, do it? You know what? F you kid? I'm gonna take the Niners over the Patriots. Yes, I can take the opposite you can take the opposite. Pick, he absolutely can, he can. I'm gonna take a big surprise upset this week Niners over Tom Brady and the Patriot And how did nobody take the dis Cowboys over the Baltimore Ravens, because that's the game I'm going for. I didn't see that game, dude, and you didn't see it. I know I'm looking right at I didn't even notice it. First of all, we gotta just, dude, Ballfrey. If if the Niners upset the Patriots, we gotta do something something. We're like, I gotta sit s naked on a on an ice block, or I want to bring it back into the fold. I want you back by the way. You know the Hats are favored by thirteen and a half points in that game. Okay, So here's what happens, all right, if the nine are freaking crazy. If the Niners upset the Patriots, yea, I will put my penis stop it in a mouse trap, and we will. Yes, I will do this. That is my body, my word. You don't want the podcast to end, just say put your penis in the mouse trap. Scary Jones will end the five weeks. I will put my penis in a mouse trap. If the Niners the Patriots, everybody out there, fairheads, I will there's come on Monday. I'm doing you should do that. I will do it. Penis in a mouse trap on Monday. If the Niners see the shot, just watch me. I can't seen t for you. You won't believe your Just watch me night.
Speaker 1: Elvis Duran Presents Off Airshow is Scary Jones and Greg t Y too. It was a nice one, very good. You're right. Okay, did you burst the blood vessel? Did you bust a nut? I have got so if the audience could just see me right now, I am closing my eyes. I have my hands behind my head and my arms are rockless. If I'm gonna be you know, padded down and maybe handcuffed. Okay, that's that's what I'm looking. What are you talking about? I am so I'm not going to cry. You could look like crunches. I'm not even with my eyes still. I am so stressed today. And I understand people might say give me the violin, you're not stressed, and I'm stressed or whatever. Other people are stressed, and I get it. You know what it is. It's not stressed. I can't you know what you're going through. I can't take it you're going through. You're going through an awesome podcast hangover. Because yes, today's episode number eighty one was great. It was great. It was not Look how self congratulatory. He's right off the bat because he's trying to you know, because no one's else in this room is going to congratulate me. I thought I did a pretty damn good job yesterday. You know what, they want to hear less music. I gave them less music. They definitely don't want to hear less music. Listen, hey, listen, we had topics, we had good stuff going on yesterday. Okay, we have some things that from happening that happened yesterday that need addressing today as well. But why don't you tell everyone why you're stressed? I just want to say to you before you go on even you can go on your soapbox and you can so you can, you can pat you jam your you know, punch your punch your chest acast podcast people don't I think that bull Freak and I were going to somewhat congratulate you and say, nice job you were well he got through it. Yeah, but but I don't think we can give you a hundred like this. I'm gonna pa my chest. The podcast just looking. People will school to be no play music, no podcast, say no music. So people like quality content and people like but we have a direction in a police goal did somewhat like when we have things to talk about there we go scary Joe's up on his pot on a soap box. People don't like when we pitched mode and get nothing covered. Ok, fair enough. There were some pros and concept yesterday's show, ball Freak, what ball free tell you what? Well, let's let's start like this. Give me a bell every time he gives you, um, the I mean the teacher has to get an apple. So you know what, well Freak, give scary one apple would warm in. One positive from yesterday Ball Freak. It was it was very uniformly designed. It was designed like a traditional podcast, a traditional pod. There we are a podcast. Hold on, we are a podcast. We are a podcast. The go ahead, there you go, okay, I will give you a positive. The positive was that there was real content delivered. Thank you, maybe food for thought, maybe because that people give people something to think about. Some FoST questions out in the field that actually got responses. We're gonna get to that one. Go ahead, Paul. I got to do more and I have one more as well. Um. The song that ball Freak put together magic, but that was not for him. That was yours. I'll give you. Talking about the podcast, well, I wanted you to know he didn't give me any direction and he buried it towards the end as he as he has it still was highlight the bcast. Okay, I'll give scary, I'll give you another ding. I felt that the phone call that you set up or whoever you talked to, however you found her. Melissa was an off air head that wrote to me and I said, Melissa, I'm calling you bright this time where you're gonna get you on the podcast because I want you to throw the product out there. I'm sorry, I wanted you to throw your issue out there. I a hundred percent think that she was a great caller, and that call spawned some really good feedback from our off air heads. There you go, especially on Facebook page. That's right, but the cons. Let's talk about the cons. There's only two pros. Well, you've another one, you have another one. I thought your wife, Trish was very entertaining. You know what I'm speaking of. Okay, And that is where I was going, Well, okay, can you give me like a little music bad while an interlude? Okay, and Ronnie give me I boll for give me a we're pausing right now, Greg, he will be right back with one second. We're from Okay, hold on you have something like that, like, yeah, as if like the TV show just sterrupted right back after these message something just like that. Hold on, give me some music from some music Okay ready, and I have to go go freak. The fair show will be right back after these messages, running out of the hallway, running down the hall. Thank you for your patronage the air show, and you can always donate the show ad. What's that really good? Stag house? It's the Offair Show at gmail dot com. The Offair Show Gmail's not like that's an email address. This is not a great announcer sound effect. What about this? You like this better? I like this? Is it? Okay? Oh he's locked out? Oh let's keep it. This is gonna be let out. If great team just stayed locked out and he's locked out, I think we'll have a better podcast than yesterday. Where's my camera? But now, hey, Ramy, I'm sorry. I really couldn't keep it together. Where did you go? Okay? The waiting music is over and now we're back. Give me, we're back. We now return you to our regular scheduled off air show. Okay, guys, okay, there all right? So that was unfinished business. Yes, that was pro number three. Bald Freak was complimenting you on your wife. Tris calling the show. I know what's happening, and I think, okay, so I can check this off my last envelope. Please about to happen, Ladies and gentlemen. It's been since August. We threw a party at the Ballpark's family and my family, right. We had a great time at the ball game. Do I get a drumroll? Please? I paid for it and ladies and gentlemen. It was split to fifty two fifty on my head a card, Greg's share of the money, Greg Tea comes cash. All these months later, I'm getting is it all in singles? Money? Here? It is twenty forty sixty eight one hundred. Can't count Paige's ladies and gentlemen. Two he's paying me pen forty fifty two hundred and here two on the off Air Show podcast? How many episodes did they change? You are about to handle the money to Scary Jones and the debt is paid. Everybody has been paid, has been paid. Me now dad ding me now, bitch. The thing is not for so for Scary the day. I love how the envelope says too Scary from Gregg Tea's wife. That's right, Greg's wife because gret tused to ask his wife to take a piss because for a real no line, the way my household is set up, Tricia doesn't work. Okay, So I wanted to get into this, please, I just just briefly. So Trish used to work. She no longer works. Okay, So Trish is at home, she's work. I'm not saying that she doesn't work. I'm just saying that Trish doesn't work at you know, she's not employed. She's sort of employed, but not I really am. I swear, I watch because I know exactly where we're going. Right. She does isn't work in an office. That's okay, right, Trish is what I like. She is the CEO of our house CEO. I do not take care of the billeo L. I do not take care of the bills. I do not pay the mortgage. I do not pay any bill whatsoever. I don't even know how much the bills are. I do not put money into our savings account. I don't even know how much is in the savings account. I don't know if there is a savings account. I don't know what the kids have in their bank accounts. I know nothing, Trish. Here is a dent in control. So when I need money, I just say, hey, babe, give me the free cash. She say, hey, babe. If I say if I say hey babe, she looks at me like, what are you he made some cash? She's like, She's like, wors I told me. She's like, why did you talking a back? Babe? You don't call me babe. Nobody calls me. I've known Trish for twenty years. I love it. She's the best. And for finally having your husband pay me after all, freak, I'm just saying so, anyway, so now we're paid, those are your pros. I wanted to talk to you. Why am I you're saying this is what you're doing. He's afraid to pass the buck on the cons. He just wants to move forward. Pass then right, I mean, okay, if that's how, you don't want to steer the show all over the freaking place, because now again you're totally all over the place. Now I'm stressed, and I know that bull freak stress. I'm sure you're stressed too. We're all stressed as the holidays near, the truth is, and we'll tell you all their heads. I don't care. We'll tell everybody. We work in a gigantic company here. Not gigantic on the on air side, but gigantic on the sales and business side. Right, there's a big company here, and they're they're aware of this because we've made millions of excuses. That's right, so so so they're So what's happening is if you followed this podcast, you know that we have obligations. Well now we're not just three stupid youngs in the studio and and whack it off. I mean, the burden is really starting to take its tight because next week is Thanksgiving, So thank you know that's I need that kind of means like that's going to give. So next week is Thanksgiving and we are nearing the holiday season, and it's that time of year when things need to you know, all the loose ends need to tie up. You gotta cross your teas and that's your eyes, thank you, bull freak. So the sales people are trying to cram in as many clients as they possibly can down our throats to get all of their business done so that everybody can hit budgets, because everybody's gotta eat in the holidays. Nobody wants to be left outside in the cold. So what's happening is they are jamming shipped to us and we are overworked. We can't take it anymore. I'm doubt Look at the time that we're recording this podcast, I need a break. The man is not my back working for a we are working for a damn living. I'd like to get out of here tonight. I need to get out. I need to give something here. I don't think someone smar I wan't forget about Tada and Taylor that everybody looks something. I gotta say no Overflid. It's like a broad work. I'm taking what they're given because I'm working for It's not any good lakes and tentle, no tality. I know that you love first showing you laughing the walk. There's a lot of ship going on on the scenes. He's laughing right now, A lot going on. What happened to the cons of the Scary Jones podcast yesterday? We're just gonna we're just gonna skip that over. Oh my god, Because if you don't ignore or the cons working for living to learn, how are you gonna learn here right now? Apparently? Well, let me ask you question. We need to really do you think we're the cons of yesterday's podcast? The content? Yeah, let's talk if we're saying that thirty minutes is a good amount of time because you used to be fifteen twenty minutes, like, all right, so now we need I would think that fifty one minutes was a little too long? Can I can I? Can I expose a little secret here behind these scenes the editing? Can I expose it or not? You can't do that. So what what your friend Uncle Scary did over here is because he realized himself yesterday when he was editing it, not anyone putting it all together, He realized he was way over the limit with the time. Yeah, it was, it was, It was very Fifty one was just a little too much for me. But listen, so I'm coming around. I used to be all about fifteen twenty minutes. But you want to do longer podcasts, we'll let it all hang out, do I'll do fish Let me tell you what he did. We'll get to that. But did you were you okay with it being in a longer podcast because it was your podcast that had any any sort of thing to do with it? Said minutes people, what's the movie with? What's his face? And he's like, it's so awesome. What is rich Field High? Now? What's that song that's so cutely awesome? Dude? You know your hands? I didn't. I still at fifty one. I thought it was too long, So tell what you didn't tell me? You know he did that of cutting anything out like a normal person would do. What did you do? So I wasted it by four minutes? Yeah, but you know how he did it. So when I listened to it, when I listen to it, pack, yeah, I could swear. I'm like, we all sound like we're on coke, Like we're like speeding up, We're like on speed. We talked fast as it is, and I know that I talk really fast. So when I listened back to the Aufair Show podcast and I hear myself going, but I fall off the toilet, and I'm like, what the Hell's going on? I'm like, Favoritelet that's what I was in bed, That's what I do. I am a headphones in, I go in my private bathroom and I sit there by myself in private bathroom. Well it's really it's it's Tricio's mom and dad's room room. So it's tricious. Mom and dad's room. We have like a mother daughter's suiteet, like an area of the house. I think we're better, better than listening in the bathroom. What Scary did, and I texted him Scary he fast forwarded the editing. He when he when he loaded it up, he he loaded us double time. It's called it's called time can press us up. That's right. I took the entire file of this podcast sound like this all the time. That's right. So anyway, I don't think out a fair heads noticed, well, am I sitting in the bathroom. I couldn't. I could swearing the fast room. La la la. Okay, nobody noticed. Nobody notice until we pointed that right now though I had any kind of that, I did that. But except for you, because I'm in the business, I know what you're doing, right, okay. So I still got the same amount of information in just four minutes less time. So he's a con or trickery. That's a con because he really right because the list he always like Jackie what do he called Captain jack Spy, Captain Rock Sparrow dropping the anchor when we go too long. But he held the show and he went, and so he tried to fit it underneath what he felt was a comfortable time by time compressing our whole entire podcast. All right, scary Jones, what else? What are the cons? What are the cons? Better than that? It was perfect? You're happy? Yeah? I liked it like another cons He's one Connie another con you know, you know, everybody was talking all over each other. But that's that's comment on this podcast. Wal Freaks thinking, bal Freaks thinking, you've got some we got some music for bal Frieze, brain wine. What can we go inside bal Freke's break right going on? Quickly? Give me some music, a new bit. I think it's something and something brain. You don't want to know what's going on. It's like walfrikes break quickly. I don't have anything for bal something anything, ball Freak. Grannie from Heads listener to Advocate Foundation, I think it's time inside balt Freke's brain You've got mail. I totally break tea before I was bored. I was bored with yesterday's podcast. I was running along listening to it and then around like it was on the first time I listened to one of our podcasts and I said I had enough. I've had enough. And the Melissa thing was strong, and it should have been close. It should have been upfront, and the song was strong, and it should have been upfront. You brought CP in here. Very manipulative on your part. Very cool to have the guy in, but to not tell us and then kind of turn him against great t to kind of like impress me. It's kind of like you took your penis out and you just wanted everybody to look at your penis yesterday. And what penis. It is a beautiful penis. But no doubt Colin from mac Weldon, great guest, fun guy, but you didn't give him anything to do. He just you basically just let him go oh willy nilly, which is fine. I'm okay with that. I don't I thought we could have done something better with him. Alright, then that's ball freaks brain talking to him right now. That's all I got other than that. And I missed the music. I missed you know what, I missed the energy energy It was It was kind of more like an NPR podcast, and I love NPR. I love podcasts like that, but we are not an NPR podcast. We are a little manic a lot going onside that brain. We're little, we have energy, and it was more like it was more like like a template podcast. It was a template which I think it's time to come out of the brain. That was very nice. That's awful. I don't know why my brain is. Thank you for being a negative bastard. I was really touched this morning. We had to get well, you know, and I didn't touch you. We had a guest in the studio today. Two guests. Yes, these women came down from our station Casey want to want to Connecticut. They want a grand prize. Yes, they do to uh to to get a tour of the radio station. And one of the women said to us, oh my god, my seven year old son is seven ye loves you guys. And we're like, oh, thank you, and then she goes, no, my seven year old son loves your podcast, and I'm like, what are you talking about. He listens to the podcast and he regurgitates the opening theme to your show, which is so cool, which is awesome. Can you play the opening theme? Real asked, his name is Sean. We want to say good morning to Sean. Sean. Well, I don't know how his mom lets him. Listen to this hit the opening just off air, just well. I think we should declare Sean Wells the youngest official off air head that this show has. Absolutely can we declare him that? Yes, Shan Wells, you're the man. Give us something. It is going to be noted today episode two. Yes that we now have the youngest off air head, Shan Wells, that we stand Ford Connectic. Got you call us at the off Air Show at one hundred, get in touch with us the Offair Show with gmail dot com and tweet us at the fair show. We have a couple of social media feedback things to get to in just a second. Why don't we start pulling that up? But I believe it shares on the phone. You've got music for Share Nose that Share Nose music. Come on, now, come on now, bout freak good morning, Share, good morning. What's going on? I thought it was supposed to be a studio with us today, you know, I was supposed to be there, But with the way I pulled that stuff last week, I just couldn't rely on it. So I had to ut that out to l A for a little bit. Oh your jet shot on, so you came out to l A. I did, I did, but I want to say, I want to say it is ridiculous, ridiculous, like we've found for like a little while and first week I'm out of down. You guys are out of control. Yeah, we're a little yeah, we're a little nuts. Well, ladies and gentlemen, you know, if you have any questions for Share Nose, you can always drop us an email at the offair show at gmail dot com, or even tweet at us at at the off air Show. So I believe scary is now time to get into share nose. That's right, hashtag share nose tweets. We've gotten a question about holiday shopping. Yes, and we're just a bunch of youngs sitting in the studio here were young. We know nothing about holiday shopping for women. Get our toddlers for the holidays, right exactly now, we wanted to talk about the different stages of a relationship. What do you get some of you you just started dating? What do you get someone that you want to date? And what do you get someone that you've been with a long time for the holiday? And what do you get for like an eight year old eight eight year married I think I got the bigger question. Wait, wait, here's another one for you. Share does a woman want to be proposed to on the holidays? That's where we just ready, Yeah, what do you got here? We got by the way, great this song Nicki Minaj with Ray Schremer. Remember that group from the other day Black Beetles Backwards is ear drums, ear drums? Oh thank you mom? Want some mom? All right? Yeah, so so share what do you got for us? Here? So here's the deal. I think the biggest problem is what stage you are at in the relationship and what you want to come out of the relationships. I think that's the biggest thing because even if you're at the beginning of relationship, if you think this person is going to be around for a while, and you really want them to be around for a while, is you're gonna make more statement. If this is just something that you want to keep cash, you better keep the gifts casual because otherwise you're gonna be sending out mixed messages. Okay, that's a big deal. Okay, so then let's break it down. So okay, a if my relationship is like you say, cash, so what do I get my girlfriend that is cash? You keep it you keep it simple. You keep it the things that you do at like a secret Santa type thing like, you keep it to either like maybe a line that she likes, or you have to know her a little bit. You want to do something nice. You want to get her something that she'd enjoy, but something that doesn't show too much togetherness. So maybe you get or something like the sweater that she liked. You know that she likes this jacket and it could use like a really cute scarp because she was complaining she was cold. Get or something like that. Um, you stay away from jewelry. Okay, why do you stay away from Jewelryah? Yeah, is jewelry not cash? It could really send mixed messages, I think to females, especially depending upon all the kind of girl it is makes that doesn't get a lot of jewelry, you're gonna really overwhelmer. If it's somebody that does get a lot of jeweler, you might not impress her. So jewelry, right, So jewelry steps at up a level. I think it definitely checked it up. What I've had a boys and very scented candle. Yeah, exactly, get a candle. Think you know what if you get like something like that. Is that? Is that like stupid? Specifically boys embarrassing? You know? But here's the thing. It's yeah, it's not something that you want to necessarily get to the girl. But if you're trying to set a tone that it's casual. Look, would you guys just said yourselves and and you're the guys you're like, is that stupid? Well, it's not that it's stupid. You're showing like, Hey, I'm respecting you, I'm showing you something, but I don't want to show it too much. I mean, candle really really like pushing it. Maybe get a candle and rep What about sexy panties and bra? When do I do that? We'll wait a second, and there is that for you? Or is that for her? That's a good question. Is the sexy panties and the bra? Is that for me? Or is that for the toller? So now you're sending another tone though. So now you guys are definitely intimate and you're already like into each other. So if you want to do that, I think you go both ways. I think it's really nice to get people like expects the laundry on boast side, but get something to the guy that he likes to I I am a pair of mac Weldon's. Okay, So okay, So I didn't mentioned So if it's a casual relationship, it's still okay to get her sexy Brian panties and go. Oh and by the way, I did buy myself black satin g string. Sure, but it's got to be more for you because I know you like sporting around. That's what I'm saying. Now, what would you do. I've been in a relationship for a while and you get them let's say an appliance like okay, let's let's talk about let's talk about the fact that stopping and get a dishwasher or a swipper. Don't go get a swifter. Great has been married for like eight years. But even know, I'm not going to get her some super rumba, you know, like that's I'm not doing that whatever whatever I'm doing. Here's a really big mistake. You know what happens in relationship sometimes let's say, let's step it up to the jewelry. Not right, jewelry, but now you think you know your woman or your guy, and they on both sides, because guys where jewelry and girls go out to that you think you know them, and you know, maybe you guys went window shopping, right, so you're in front of Tiffany's and she's a ballistic overside, We could just stop you for one quick second. Why Tiffany's Tiffany's? I think sometimes it's so played out? Aren't there other upscale stores that I can go? Get my my bach? Something like why go to David Yrman? Okay, something like that. Okay, so are nice? We were sure that's great, but okay, hold on, sure that's great. So you have a list. Okay, so if maybe not today, maybe next week, if you can give me and I think this is very clever, and I want you to finish what you're saying a second, give me a list of top name branded places that I can shop that is not played out, like I'm not saying Tiffany's is, but it could be played out. Don't agree with you? Right, David Jeremy who could be played out as well? I'm just saying it could. It could, but it's it's got more, it's got a different to it, actually, okay different. If you give me a list, the list, going back for a second, I'll get you the list next week, definitely, But you actually hit what I was just about, the kind of touch on. So if you, let's say she's browsing through a Tiffany's window, right, and now you've been together for a while, chances are you've already gotten or something in the little blue box. So the point is is that if you know she wants something else. Let's say you know this is one Keith that she really does like, though, and you go ahead and you go to the store and you decide not to get that, and now you come back and that day she opens up the blue box and it's not the thing she actually wanted. That is a big no no that happens. I don't care what the story you're gonna. You could be browsing a window on, you know, in the jewelry distance, I don't care where you are. If you could buy something from a place that she knows, and she's opening up the box and she's anticipating, Oh my god, he actually listened to me. You look back and got me the piece that I actually wanted. This is amazing. And if you opened up the box and it's not the piece, that is a really big lesson that stay away from it completely. If you guys are not going to get exactly what you know your woman or man wants, it's just such a bad thing to do. Okay, But what if now you're okay, let's go now we talk about cash, we talked about mean your wife something, or now you're in a decent relationship and maybe you're thinking about proposing. Is proposing on the holidays the thing to do? Is that what every woman wants to be done? No, I don't think so. I think that's like a very I think that's a very touchy subject because is it cliche? Is it cliche? It's really cliche. But it's all the fact that there's other things that come into play with it, because a lot of times women don't want a gift on a holiday because then the ring the gift. These girls think a little differently. Guys do too when it comes down like you're trying to kill two birds with But he's just trying to get out of given me a holiday gift. But isn't that the gift? Anyway? But isn't that like quote unquote the gift? If you do get an engagement ring on the holidays, then what else could you possibly want? Anyway, and if you do want something else on top of that engagement, you know, yeah, I think it's anticipated though, Like if you guys have been talking about her, is she kind of has a hunt, but she might get proposed to and it's Christmas Day or you know, I think it's better to actually do it two days before Christmas really thrown her off and that makes what is that? That days nothing? It is something that's the day you guys got in days. But then, oh man, I don't know about that. Of all, I believe in us to do it before. Here's another thing I want to know. It's a legal side to it. You guys do realize that if it breaks up and you give us to her as a gift, that apparently there's like the whole thing with whether or not you have to actually give it back like an entire legal side of the whole thing with the ring. Hold on. We're just learning something right now, share nose hold on. There is I will actually look up the exact logistics of this. But there is something with the fact that if you if you give a ring as a gift, then you don't then you don't have to give it back. If you give it to the pert. You don't have to give it back, but if you give it as if it's just if it's not given as a gift, it could actually be something that you have to get back. Hey, scary, you know what I'm sensing. What's unsensing that we are the teachers and share nose might be the student here and she has some homework to do. Share in the next couple of weeks. We want answers to that definitive answer. There is a a ring on the holiday, a gift and doesn't have to go back if it breaks up or does you get to keep it? And we would like a list not you know, excluding David Yerman antiphanies of some high name places to get gifts for our tolergs for the holidays. Yeah, I think I'm gonna get a Beth and body Works gift pack. You homework, here's some vanilla lotion. Yeah, and you know, and you know what share can you also give us? Can you also give us gift ideas for twenty five dollars and unless or you know it's the minimum. Yeah, we want to go. Yeah, five dollar gifts? Who are you giving these? Does anybody around from well, you know what there's a lot of people that are listening in all different states and all different cities, with all different price points and every right they can't really some people can't afford it, you know, David Yerman, anything right, So you can go give us a list of all these high places to get stuff. I think that's a great idea because people times, you know, they make deals with their spouses, they make deals with the family, but they're not going to go crazy that they're not going to kill each other with GIFs like let's not make this too crazy of facial Well, now you have a homework to do. Share and when you give homework, that's correct. Now next to palm tree, listen and if you're share, if you're bad, then you'll have to stay after class next week. And you do not want to stay after class with this teacher, because I will make you right on the board. Okay, on the phone, I wanted to go. If you for sharing, make sure you use hashtag share nose at the off air shows in Christmas Christmas. You'll get them, We'll get them, We'll get there. Share. I think we've learned something from that. You have share nose. And again, one more time, guys, If you guys have any questions for Share Nose, please drop an email at the offair show at gmail dot com or to read us at the show, and honestly we'll try to get those questions to share notes for next week. I like what we're going with this. I do too. And I can't believe though, she just like do you see her on Instagram? She's just like, put a picture of herself on a private jet. She's jetted the hell out of here. Who who does she think she is? I don't know? She share No, she's She's just like, Hi, I'm on a private jet, So share nos private jets? Is that what we're getting? She did well? She goes to Los Angeles and she goes hangs out out there. She living a good life. Yeah, with pump Tree in the buildings, take a poop. I understand you're going to do. I'm in I'm in last place. I get it. I get it. It's out football pick time. Who's gonna wear the Golden saberro for Week eleven in the NFL? All I can tell you is it is. I think I'm in first place. It is really embarrassing Walfrey, that scary is in first place that that's that's embarrassing. Aren't we tired? I do believe so matter for Walfrey, do not let him take the like the crown that he's in first. He's a lot of a lot of freaking going on from Scary Jones that freak. Yeah uh, we're not great tea who is? Like what is he? Three? And like even right, I don't get it, man, I don't understand. I love this fregame sport the most at anybody that's eat the game play. The game play's that's why they playing the game Fromlin Rumblin's Tumblin, let's tur pich real quick? Come on, hey, Golden Sobrera boy, why don't you get your first going? All right, I go first? Here we go, all right, I'm gonna start off my picks and I am gonna take oh my god, there's a lot of tough games. Oh easy. I need to get a win, really easy. So I'm gonna take the Patriots over the over ball freak's favorite the Niners four o'clock Sunday. I like the Patriots for Kaepernick, he's back, not against the Now we're tired, So who goes second? So are you guys? To flip a coin. You'll get it to you. I'll give it to you, but you gotta give it to me. He's gonna. I'm gonna go, Oh boy ahead, oh boy, oh boy, I'm gonna. I'm gonna all right, I'll go with the second gimme the Steelers over the Browns on Sunday. There you go, still Is over the Browns. Gotta be honest, I don't think that's a gimme. When those tatoo, when those two teams play, I don't think it's a gimme playing Roethlis Parker is And you know what, r G three is rumored to be playing for the Browns. So r G three is back here forget about it all right, people, I'm going after those New York Giants, taking them over those Chicago Bears, Bears, Science Bears. Dude, how dare you? Are you kidding me? You want to take the Bears? Okay? Okay? Could I could? I could? I could? I could? Could you take the opposite side of that? You know what? I gotta be honest, I'm gonna go with uh. I gotta get some wins here. I can't mess around. I gotta really get some wins you know what I like. I like. I'm going anywhere now that game? All right, here we go. I'll take the Seahawks at home four o'clock against the Eagles. I want the Seahawks over the Eagles. Okay, all right, look, I gotta look now, Sharon Griggs's phone here ahead, because we don't have an outline today. Where's my outline? Break? You just take a day off from an outline and now you're just done for the rest of the week line. I don't know. I don't know. How about the I see another game I want? If you don't take it, how about the Sanniya take it. I'm gonna go with the Colts coming off the bye week beating the Tennessee Titans at home? Are you kidding me? Mariota Is I'm freaking fire. But you guys, you guys didn't see those Kantasy Chiefs ropping all over those Tampa Bay Buccaneers, because that's what I'm going against. Really, I still again, Winston is playing really well. The Tampa Bay Bucks are good, dude, Mike Evans, I don't think so. I'm not taking I'm gonna taking Tampa. I've got to Kansas City, al right, fights. So you got Kansas City, I can. You took out the Colts over Tennessee another as another big mistake. But all right, there's the seven eleven guys talking. Here's the game, the seven eleven guy. I'll give you, you, man, big f you, here's the game I want. I'm gonna take Cincinnati Bengals in Cincinnati against Buffalo. I got the Bengals over Buffalo. So my three games one more time. I'm taking the Bengals. I'm taking the Paytriots, and I am taken the Seahawks. Walfread, Walford, would you take? I took the Indianapolis Cults, I took the the the Pittsburgh Steelers over the Browns. And uh look we've run out of music. That's how long this has taken. Uh oh, man, I don't know. I I no prep for this, no prep for this. Just take it, do it? You know what? F you kid? I'm gonna take the Niners over the Patriots. Yes, I can take the opposite you can take the opposite. Pick, he absolutely can, he can. I'm gonna take a big surprise upset this week Niners over Tom Brady and the Patriot And how did nobody take the dis Cowboys over the Baltimore Ravens, because that's the game I'm going for. I didn't see that game, dude, and you didn't see it. I know I'm looking right at I didn't even notice it. First of all, we gotta just, dude, Ballfrey. If if the Niners upset the Patriots, we gotta do something something. We're like, I gotta sit s naked on a on an ice block, or I want to bring it back into the fold. I want you back by the way. You know the Hats are favored by thirteen and a half points in that game. Okay, So here's what happens, all right, if the nine are freaking crazy. If the Niners upset the Patriots, yea, I will put my penis stop it in a mouse trap, and we will. Yes, I will do this. That is my body, my word. You don't want the podcast to end, just say put your penis in the mouse trap. Scary Jones will end the five weeks. I will put my penis in a mouse trap. If the Niners the Patriots, everybody out there, fairheads, I will there's come on Monday. I'm doing you should do that. I will do it. Penis in a mouse trap on Monday. If the Niners see the shot, just watch me. I can't seen t for you. You won't believe your Just watch me night.