The Off-Air Show - 'Wearing Watches' - Ep.45

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand presents off air show Steery Jones and Greg Tea. Steve coming out of them here? Who we got a lot going on today? Guys Show, Episode number forty six. I don't. I don't know because we don't have a sheet here because there's I mean, there's so much happening that I don't even have time to make the outline sheet. But you couldn't at least give us a number. Somebody's got to be in charge of the number. Isn't it irresponsible to give the wrong number out? We've done that before. I think I don't really like when Ronnie scolds us, because Ronnie actually sounds like like my dad's scolding me. I don't know. I don't like it together. I don't enjoy your m we look back if I find this one here? What is this one? You brush your teeth? Did you brush your teeth last night? You know that's really stop? Man? Why is the day you gotta flow? Where is it is the one? Actually, there's new you search out that shows that um flussing is all a crock I heard about that. It didn't know there seriously as an article, they're saying that it really doesn't do much. Here's the problem. Also, is that theory you stopped, you stopped listing the off air show on I Heart Radio, You stop putting in episode whatever it is you stop. It's at the title now because web girl Kathleen said, is a new format for the title of the way it appears on your car dashboard and on your phones, that it has to say the off air show. Well, I hope that goes across the board because I've noticed everybody else's uh podcast, their titles are still saying what they have said. They're not changed like ours. Yeah, well everyone them. You can't fight City Hall. Alright, So what are we doing today? Right? There's a lot of barking around the radio station and very little doing. Okay, so what are we doing today? Guys? What do we gotta talk? Can you bring it up a little bit there? Both putting people to sleep, people gonna drive off the freaking road? All right? Did you get your email from the back Weldon people? Yes? I did. It's very impressive. So we are going to have a meeting with Mac Weldon next week. The three of us like big boys with big boy pants on back Weldon pants preferably, Okay, and we're gonna get We're gonna move forward. We're moving forward. I like that idea. So you're on board. Absolutely, we could be our first official sponsor. Now did you make the order? Neither of you made. I will make it order this weekend. I promise. We'll keep asking about I will make the order this weekend. What are you doing? What are you waiting for? Because I have I had so many other things going on. What do you think why I haven't had the time? I really haven't. There's been no time. Don't you already have Like give me a clock. You have a clock sound effect with taking Come on, think about get on your feet there, get on your good Sary, get on your feet. Monday month. Those who are actually listening to this, like on the same day, that is what are we Episode forty five, so episode forty six, Monday the Great Tea Spelling Being. That's what I feel like in my life. That's it. That's Greg. He's heart beating. My heart is racing, is racing. I don't have crime. Look, okay, the Monday is the is the the spelling Bee. I'm bringing my three and a half year old nephew, Anthony in here. Yeah, I'm bringing my dog in here? Why are we bringing the dog off? Why we we we know your dog your dogs an asshole, but he's gonna compete. Why he's because I want to prove to the world that you are not as smart as a dog and a three and a half year old. And the only way to do that the dog. We'll see about that. There's no way, there's I'm telling there's no way off air. Of course I can't a This is the guy didn't want to bring in the seventies. Yeah, what is this play? Because your help you correct? This is your sleep into because how when we come in unprepared? This is what happens on the shows that are so great. It's because I have an outline direct to do what we like. Steve Dillaba Rock and Roll Hall of Famer, I mean if we I mean please, can we be poor prepared? What do you mean? Can we what? Where's your accountability? Nobody? I told you to be accountable? He just walk around. If the audience only knew how much preparedness I put into this show, that's right, because right now there's been no preparedness and looks preparation. There's nothing going on, perspiration, nothing, nothing are you wearing preparation? Is that? What is that? What's bothering you? Supparingly on Monday? Spelling down Monday? And what else? Mac Weldon is we're gonna hook that upright and now T shirts? Right? What about the T shirt? We're gonna get a logo made up. Andrew bog where is he bring And he's not ready to be brought in. I mean, if he is, we can bring him. But in the meantime, I need from that guy, right, I need to find that. Come on, give him a song. Come on, two minutes, Andy, you have a song for you? Got time? Come on, you got time? Bald free now everybody, nobody, every nobody wants to cooperate with you. Got a song? You gotta here comes You're a dun, Come over here, everybody. Hi Andrew So Andrew here, as we all know like is a talented graphic artist. He's made What logos have you made for Elvis Duran in the Morning Show? Um, I did just give us a couple the Elvis takes Chicago trip, he Elvis takes Miami trip. Um others that aren't popping into mine. He's also gonna start working on a logo for me for my football league. So instead of asking him to do a logo for the offair show, you say, hey, can I do you do a logo for my football league? Well, it's very important. We haven't until I even talked about that. So because again you haven't gotten it done, we're gonna have another guest. It's Willy Nilly. Just given him out. We're gonna end upetting another guest on the show. He's gonna be here every Monday. Mark Sharpie's incredible. I can't wait. That's right, he's So I go to Andy, I'm like, hey, would you would you consider making a logo for the off air show so you can finally get T shirts made up and fulfill the destinies of the eight thousand people that you've promised. How many people approximately has it been? I I think we've promised. I don't close to shirts to people only only. So this is a modest, little humble beginning. We get a nice box of T shirts and what sort of logo do you think? And you off the top of your head, do you see when you see these three goons in this room, I'm seeing very uh late show like I'm seeing circle type of with a microphone with a microphone, you put a microphone in there. Somewhere's old microphones just so. The old school mic is such a great than Andrew. Tell him how many times that's been done. I love the microphone. You want radio waves on it too? About headphones? Headphones? Really? Do you see our mugs as part of the logo? Was my question? Mugs for a second. We're gonna make mugs after the t shirts? Um? I see uh no, like I said, I see a classic, simple design with a microphone. Come on, what years this? I liked the microphone. How about one microphone on the back of a shirt with our names on it? That's cheesy. Who's gonna wear a shirt with a microphone on the back. I don't know. You want people to get made fun of the logo. I'm gonna give me, give me back. I got to turn tables out a microphone? Come on? He sings about it. Well, Andy, you need to have that, I promised on behalf of the off air show. Yeah, the steak dinner of your choice. Yeah, in exchange for a logo. Yeah, all right, Like and it's gonna happen. We're gonna love this, Like Scary Jones does it in the hood in Brooklyn when these people, you know, we'll just throw some some twenties in the beau back pocket. We'll drink some wine. Please incorporate a microphone. Please, I think it's cool to have a microphone. Yeah, old school, not one like this like the new ones. Don't listening to one? Do you gotta do it? I'll make I'll make you to Thank you, d no problem, Thank you guys, Andrew, Andy best Rapp, thank you, thank you. It's just like right, let me just doing grow to you that this progress being made. Yeah, see that's progress. What's going on? What is what is Scott want? I'm supping to be running the right show right now, destination of the road from the habitations of the towels with no place, and I'm pulling out tables on the microphone, bottles and cans. Just clap your hands. Just clap your hands, everybody on the off shore. You know what I just noticed The sun was pushed shining through the window and it shined off a Ronnie's watch. You know, I could say men's watches are so cool right now? What kinda watches that? Bro? This is Kenneth Coleman. No, it is not. That's a kind of cold watch. No, that's not a big good thing. I'm just saying to me. I never thought you'd say Kenneth Cole watch. Why not? What's wrong with that? What are some of the top brands of watches that men wear right now? There's some really cool watches us. You don't know. There's a lot of guys abandoned watches because you're you're But some guys if they if they go to the gym, they wait lift they look good, that were a good watch on their wrist. Really, Popsatch. I wear a watch watch from Fossil Kenneth called Swatch. Come one with the rubber face cover tron. You have a calculator watch? No, come on, I have a shake. Go listen, guys, here's a lot of the little you know, there's some really cool watches out on the market right now that men are wearing. There really are What do you got? Ball free? What you got there? He's playing music for you? We got a music could like clocks get time pieces? Watches? Do you know the words? Well, freak, you know the words? Do you know what watch? What watch? You I s? These days, I only associate watches with going to weddings and fancy events for dressing up. I'll do every day watching when you're in the club, you don't see some of the guys wear cool watches and Apple Apple or something that's still cool. Apple watches cool. But you know what made bull freaks that you made some headway with Mack Weldon. Maybe you can make some headway with like bright Ling or like what were some of the other ones, Torno. I'm officially well you know, I'm officially in charge of all the endorsements on this side. I'm not saying you'd man it would be a movado, like it would be kind of cool to maybe get if I can play softball with the guy who works for a watch company. Well put it for you. Listen, guys are wearing some really cool watches right now. They really are. I'm not kidding, And maybe we can get into that market. We can see what kind of cool watches are socialize more. Yeeriously put myself out there. You you may tell me you've never seen some cool guy with some good muscle with some fat watch on his on his wrist, like the damn you know, yeah, I appreciate that, but for real, like no all right, listen, I'm next time you're out, if you're at this weekend, check out some guys watches. You're gonna say they're they're cool watching. I notice, I don't think I haven't really noticed any watches on Honestly, Like I see still see guys when they go out to a nice steakcolptants that a bunch of boys that hangs out with and all those guys were watching. But if you're going if you're going to the ball game, you're hanging out with your friends on a random night, maybe the ball game, but you do hang out with a bunch of guys that were watches. Yeah, sometimes I'm wearing shorts and a T shirt. Now is to watch? Okay? See now, okay, Roy, But it's a piece of jewelry thing exactly you see. I wouldn't wear Okay, here's the thing. I would not wear that chrome watch because it doesn't really go with what you're wearing. If you had to watch with like different bands, like a cloth band, that would go. It's okay, that would work, that would go. So like today, I was gonna do the same thing, but I didn't have a watch that really match. So I put this one on which I kind of felt like match like my shoelaces. It kind of went with what I was wearing. All right, Can I gosh my mom a happy birthday? Go for it's my mom's birthday today. I want to say it to her, just because she doesn't listen to this. But what do you guys do for your mom's on you? I don't get cards anymore? Do you guys get cards? I get her flowers. You can do flowers. I do cards, and I take her out to dinner. I told my family I'm not doing cards anymore. They're overpriced. They get thrown in the garbage. I'm done with it, finished, that's it. And then for everything, I don't do what I really do. And you know something, I might find a good card, but they don't have a good card from like a son to the mom where I can wanted to say the things to her, So I kind of get a blank card and then I write that I want to say something personally, the same thing. Quick do the same thing for son to dad right for his birthday? But seven dord, I wouldn't get my father's ships for stand. If it's for stand, that's one thing for stand I'll take care of him, no problem, that's right, and go yourself. Why don't we play the part of the psychologist. What's that? A great team? Tell give me some psycholog No, no, not psychomot. Let's roll on, Let's roll on. What train? Yeah? You got crazy train? I want some crazy train. Yes, crazy train. I'll buy you too, I'll buy the crazy train. Steve, Steve, what are you thinking? We did play Steve Miller band. I don't know what talking. Oh my god, I played it in que nobody heard we cut that out of We did play Steve. We did play Steve Miller. Is this how Elvis should open up the show every day? I can see everybody get on the train compic train. That's right, Yeah, we can do that. Topic train to topic, topic, topic, topic, topic, topic to topic, topic, topic, topic, topic topic, Train first, first topic. Then what kind of watches are you wearing on your race? Right now? Hawks were not hundred two or two one hundred or drop mail at the affair shows, hit the post, the post lazy on their show copy number two. Get your mother a card for her birthday. We're just flowers. We're gonna make a bed for you. We need that can't you can't talk on Rozzie. It's bad radio, right, and that bad Scary Jones, you're the bad radio, right. What do you can wait? You the moral conscious about technical conscious of this show? Yeah, he would not have that. We need a bet. Now we're gonna be seeing you over Abbie's Ozzie's lyrics right now? What great? But you're okay with the best. I love this, Yeah, bets cool man. Friday Time train Oh wait here he rested a good Friday Time's time. Honest is great. We gotta do this is we're gonna do it this show about a show about a topic train. Oh for real, let's see we can can we get that? We should really do it? Well? Anyway? A happy birthday mom? Wow, that took about four minutes. That's what happens on the podcast. All right? What else do you have? Beauty of it? I want one more thing? I wanted to follow up on our Instagram a debate yesterday, yes where Scary Jones said he was doing us a favor by putting a model photo of our female co host for a day, for a day, She's going to be back, She's not our female co host every day? And why don't you call her Syl's don't be calling her. Share share should go by share. So so he said, Remember he said this is for us, right, putting that up was for us. You did say how many followers we gained yesterday on Instagram? Well, I did? We get about a hundred followers off of that. Couldn't be. It was because of the photo. We've surpassed other podcasts followers on their intram page. People don't find how would they even find that if they were trying to follow because they heard, because they're listening to us, they heard us talking about it. They went to see the picture on your phone, and on your phone right now, go on our Instagram account. Now tell me how many likes we got on that photo? Right, Hold on a second, let's check it out right now. Well, here's the thing. Said that she didn't know that we did it, but you tagged her. I tagged her. Well, of course she knew. Well, she found out later. She found that after the probably found that as soon as you posted it. She found out. Okay, right now, on her off air show Instagram, we've got one thousand, two hundred and nine follows. Last you check, we had under a thousand, right, we did have When did you check Greg? Come on, man coming around now. I don't want to say that it is right, but he is. What does that have to do with the photo? Was my question? Well, we only got forty three likes to take any other picture on there when we had less followers than just the three of us. She said, nobody wants to see us. They want to see a hot broad Right, here's the here's there. I posted that photo at twelve o'clock at night, at midnight. No, no, really, it's true. If I would have posted that at eleven o'clock in the morning, it would have gotten double the amount of our biggest try. Did you post it at eleven o'clock in the morning. Don't have the time. I don't have the time to post an Instagram photo. You live in snapchat. That's all can you do is listening that allow me to post a picture right now? Four we the four of us that we took outside of the ball game from that day. Can we do that? Kind of scary? Do you have the music? By the way, since you're gonna maybe fiddle with this, do you have the music from from Ballers on HBO Ballers? He doesn't know what that is. Yes, I gave it to him. It's on our thing. It's not called Ballers all the way up now, it's not called all the way Up the thing that they think. It's a little Wayne song. That's right, this is it scares you. Guys. Have to hear this music right now? Do you guys? Somebody hear this music? I'm playing you hear this? You hear it? I got you. I can barely hear it. Guys. What can I do to influence you guys to watch the hottest show on HBO on Sunday night and take on my nuts with a feather. There's a show undressed. There's a show in HBO. It's called Ballers, and this is the thing music to ballers. Just take a list, take this day readily. Now you have to take that Ballers with a feather. I will tickle your ballers, all right, I will tickle your balls. This is the show with the rock. And you're talking about this previous and everywhere doesn't have time to send you're missing the gold two. You need to watch Ballers. You gotta watch with the rock. You're gonna get the rock up on the show. You're right, why can't you have Dwayne John's on the show. We can't have how you gotta we have no body? Where's our guests? Where's our guests? All right? So listen? Can you guys please watch Ballers on Sunday. I have HBO on demand. I will watch ball I love this guy. How about you. I get the whole first season on DVD. I'm gonna have to go catch up because I don't have HBO right now. All right, we'll listen. So that's another thing that said Wall Free Calls will touch on another thing. Football season is coming up. We I'm bringing up a guest. He's gonna be your every Monday and his name is Mark Sharpie. You're really gonna bring this into our world. I'm bringing it into our world. I'm bringing I know he'll saying this, this is like drunken pirate calf and stuff. I don't. I know you don't like Mark Sharpe say that. I know that you don't like him. I know that you and him had had a fall in Sharpy. I know that you don't like Mark Sharpie. I get it. But Mark Sharpie needs to come onto the podcast. He needs to at least crawl in at least if you don't want him in the studio, that's one thing, but you have to at least have you know what, I'm totally fine with Mark Sharpy because he's a good character to play off. Yes, I enjoyed, I enjoy the antics of one Mark Sharpie. So I think as it gets closer, which is like maybe three more weeks, we shouldn't. Yeah, we gotta have more people love Sharpie's I don't think every month love guy's name. Mark. You want every Monday, Well, I think it's time that you want to turn it into that. I don't want to turn into that either, but we should definitely have him into review the games for the week. Maybe. No, I don't think anybody cares Thursday going into the games. People got this people their mobile devices, they got the Red Zone Sports package, they got a million things you Sharpy. The time we get to Monday afternoon, by the time they hear this podcasts football, the games from the the weekend are old new. Maybe he comes in on Thursday and he gives us the Sunday talks about the Sunday games, and then we pick our own games and we find out what happens here. He's not feeling I'm feeling that I'm feeling that I'm feeling that here he's going to uncle. I feel like I feel like a lot of women listening lose them. There's a lot of women that watch football on side, but I think there's a lot more that don't. I think, you know what, why don't you voice your opinion right now about if you're a woman The Off Fair Show at gmail dot com, email us there or put it out on Twitter at the Off Fair Show. If you're hearing this message where things walk sports bush, at least pick a gamer two. They don't need another. This does the market is? This is more sharp that's right? This is no ordinary. This ain't Jimmy the Greek. You know what, maybe Mark Sharpie does a couple of picks and then you guys do a couple of picks and we see who's right come Monday, you know, and then like eyebrows, why can't we do that? Okay, have a great week and we'll say on Monday, swatsman. Now, I just watch me. Now, I guess some for you. Now, fens won't believe me. Just watch me now, I just watch me. I got something for you for you. You won't you just watch me now,