The Off Air Show - 'Valenswine's Day Incident' - Ep.109

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Speaker 1: Hey, Greggy, that's the song that you requested to write. That was great, man. That was the greatest Valentine's Day song ever. All right, that was great. Can you do that again? Elvis Durrand presents just off air show says Steery Jones and Greg look out episode wow, don't quote me. Is this one oh nine or one ten? It is one o nine about that? Who knows? I love you? Why don't we just stop counting? It is important to have does Jimmy fallon stop counting? I don't know at the if you ever watched the Tonight Show open and by the way, a lot of people don't know this. So when the Tonight Show is on and they and the routes are playing Jimmy in they go and Questo always shouts out the show number, quest love Maybe you can get that sound, you know. He screams out of number and nobody at this point it's unintelligible. But it started. It started by the one with one, and it goes episode one, two, three, and then now he just screams out. He screams out to the next day, alright, you are you are of this podcast? Nobody knows what that means. Everyone's like, what is he saying? He says the number episode it is, it's it's not always the most intelligible thing. But you know, well, unlike Quest Love, you don't even know what episode this is, so you're not being a quest Love to right. And I'm not wearing a paper paper bow tie. Although we are talking. He's got the coe in it, and we are talking about Quest Love, and it is Valentine's Day of the Day of Love's trying to do there he's making. That is a very nice segue. I wanted to say, maybe you can record Quest Love yelling out the episode number, and then you could show us what you mean, so that when the audience understands why we yell it out, you could show the example that we could do that going forward. But because I just brought it up off the top of my head right now, I didn't have I didn't have that prepared. But I'm saying, much like Bald Freak didn't really have a Valentine song. He just kind of talking that, Yeah, where was the Valentine's Day song? You just heard it? You were supposed to have a song today. I'm not playing your game. There's no game. We all did talk about the whole podcast. By the way, another thing, we were all supposed to wear red today. That's right, where's your red greg tea? Right here on my right there? I look at that right there, wear my red shoes, red clown shoes, your red clown knows to go clown. Look, they got the heart shape and the toe right there. That's the heart and it's got the cherry, and it's got the red. That's I wore them specifically today. That was an accident. You're just trying to take credit. When do I ever wear these red shoes? I wear them for special case every day that you're a clown, like Valentine's days. Every day they're like Ronald McDonald shoose, this is the day happy. Look, I actually wore a bright red shirt and so did bald Freak. I'm gonna I'm going to challenge you and say that's not really red and is it more of like a hot pink you know, it's gonna picture of this on the instant. It's sort of a pink shirt. We make this like the blue the gold dress. Like it's like you can I get the fact? Can I get like tiger woods? Iger Woods? Whereas red that's like a pinkish You guys are crazy, like ron Ronnie's wearing a doubt that that's that's Crimson. That's Crimson, Crimson, Crimson Rights Crimson Clover by Joan Jet is actually covering clo. It was Tommy James and the Shandels. No, yeah, that's a good song. Are you kidding me? Crimson and Clover cover cover? This is the original? I love this. This is a great song. The love song. He had a stereo separation from the sixties. So here's what we're doing today, guys on the Affair Show. If you like something here, blicker you tweet us? Are you emails at the upper show. We're getting no atmail dot com. Well, getting tweets Well to next week. We're gonna keep up this the stereo suprigonal enjoy the stereo separation. If you're listening to these in headphones right now this podcast, it sounds super sweet. So what we're gonna do is where we play love songs for the whole entire podcast today Times Day. Yeah, we are should play anti love so yeah, so you get the guitars are on the right side of the channel and what color is scary Jones's shirty'll Bethan just walked down. Hey, what's going on? Hey Gothany from an Acquired Taste podcast which I am just about to record. Actually, very funny that you mentioned that what color is the scary shirt? Yeah? Which? What color is my shirt? I thought it was red, but now that you say something, it's more of like a dark raspberry. All right. I didn't say anything, I just said what colors of the shirt? I really like it? Thank you? Well. I did more more dressing and red than Greg t. Did I have red shoes on? Hey, they don't count. Don't know. If you're wearing a raspberry shirt, then you did no dressing and you dressed in You're a raspberry and you're a clown. And I'm the only one who got a red talking about wore a raspberry. But we gotta hurry the stop. I haven't find a d I have a date with a significant Is it your wife? Know what? Pardon don't ask question. I'm wearing raspberry. You don't want to have any questions. You want to get involved in this. But I do have a yet, a lunch date with a certain sweetheart. What I can't go into. It's called your wife. No, how do you know? How do you tease us like that? How do you take less with a feather and pull the feather awayer that wants to go out? And I'm I'm taking out this tollerd for lunch for I am I gotta, I gotta be out of your by eleven Eastern Coast time, Eastern coast Eastern Coastern Coast time, East coast time. What do you know I have going on? I have a lunch date on Valentine's Day. I wouldn't ask too many questions. You're supposed to do that on the day before Valentine. Yeah, you know the February right, you know. I just I wouldn't pry. If you ask me too many questions, you're gonna get pulled into it, and when the judge asks, you're gonna be called into court. Yeah, what's going on now? Seriously? I have a lunch date. I have a lunch date, A lunch date with not your wife, with a toll erg who's not your wife. I wouldn't ask too any questions. Wait a second, hold on a second, the air. Why can't you postpone the lunch date till later in the afternoon. I can't because then late afternoon I have something later on in the afternoon. I wouldn't ask any many I wouldn't ask any questions. I would all right, don't want you don't want to get freaky? No, no, I'm not over it his life. You don't want to get Are you really? I have read out of here? Have another with your wife? I have another twelve minutes to go. Maybe shut up you have I want to go to meet a certain somebody can ask you a stupid question if you asked anything you want? Why don't you plan this? I wouldn't ask too many questions. Why wouldn't you do this on any other day of the week. Why is it on Valentine's Day? Does this personally? Meet on Valentine? You hearing this? Bot freak? Hey, Schroder, wake up, Schroder. This personal. When bald Pink goes off by the way on a tangent with the piano, she shrouder. Are you wearing red underwear today? No? No, are you wearing red underwear? I'm not why I don't think I own a pair of I am Mac Weldon right underwear? Let me see it? Yeah, look, yeah, I swear to God Mac Weldon. Is this for the benefit of your lady friend? That's right, Look baby, look at warmut. I will on my red underwear for you, not my wife. So hate when you go to the bathroom as the guy, when you stand in there and then you think like you're all dry, but then you you package everything up and you still get like a wet spot. I hate that residuals. Yeah, I hate that. I really do. What's the next song? Come on? Yeah, let's start our engine. Tweet us at the transmission. I guess this picture of me will be on Instagram and Twitter and Facebook later on. Why don't we do Why don't we put something on our freaking social media. Let's take a picture of the two of us. Yes, and I have the red shirt and you have the raspberry shirt and my shoes and you, yeah, put you. We'll get your shoes in there, all right, and then let the listeners decide. It will be like the blue gold dress controversy. I love it is scary Jones shirt red. And by the way, it's wintertime in don't don't do this random shot. Let's take it afterwards. It's wintertime in New York City and regardless of the color, your shirt. It's short sleeve, like what would you have? It's always like fifty degrees to short sleep. It's the only red shirt I owned and I wanted to celebrate. You don't in a red shirt. It's the only raspberry Shirt's freaking dick? Why are you guys messing with my head? And you guys you did that wink thing to Bethany when she came in to make her say, and I did not. I was very I'm gonna judge. I'm impartial. I'm where you are, no overrule. That shirt is not red. So what's going on? Ball freak? What was your what's going on in your Valentine's Day? Something? What do you got? Ye? I don't know what's happening in your life? Yeah, this is the point of the podcast. Where do you tell us what's on your mind? I didn't get a sheet? I don't know, Like, where's my you got at? You need no sheets? Not today? Think sheet? How to get out of here? It's why exactly. Greg's in a rush? Why are you want to rush? I have to meet someone tonight, a special cheating on his wife. I wouldn't ask too many questions. I wouldn't ask you when he keeps saying that you got the silly smirk. What should we do? Then you want to yes, well I I want to move on. Scary you guys to not drag yourselves into the mess that you're actually gonna be on the phone. Probably good advice. I will call you in a little bit if that's what it takes. But I have got McDonald's. You're gonna call you. Cheryl is coming up here and nose and she also is a private eye private I need, and you know what, shall she'll tell you every move is gonna play. Here was some good come on? So um, what's on my mind? We didn't get to talk about the Grammy's yesterday. I had a lot to say about that. You did. I saw you tweeting a lot. I was. I was really surprised. I didn't think you're gonna tweet a lot about it. Yeah, because it's the only way I can get through it private. If I just watch and don't comment on it. I just feel like I'm not doing my job as a as you like human the group the time when they performed, I saw you like that, Yeah I didn't. I didn't say anything about you said you like the time I said, I was gonna be worried about the Prince H tribute because who can really live up to those standards? What did you like thick? Bruno Mars answered the question. He can well, Bruno Mars did, did really well. Acts. Bruno Mars crushed it and he did that solo and let's go crazy. He actually played played the solo. At first, I'm like, he's not playing the guitar, but he's playing. He's a multi talent. I didn't realize that he played the guitar. They're watching you every shoot. Yes, your trench. Hey, you don't have the song something about Us my Daft Punk Something out Us by daf Punk. No, No, do you have? Um? Do you have? Say anything? Okay, you're what what are some of the greatest love stories that are made into movies? Say anything? One of the greatest. I mean, are you asking? Like? What are my favorite? What some of my romantic movies? Movies? Yeah? I love saying anything, saying this a great movie. She gave me a heart, she gave me I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen from that one Seattle. I remember going to see Sleepless in Seattle and it's kind of was a little corny. It was a little little corny, little corny. I mean, I mean love stories in the movies and generally your corny. All right, what's so good? Both you want to say what's on your mind? Or not? Really? Well, I'm talking about the Grammys, bro, continue on the Grammys. So yeah, so Prince, Yeah, so I pretty tribute, Yeah, I was. I was very upset about the Metallica Lady Gaga performance. Metallica was not introduced by Liverne Cox. She completely like lost that over and then James Headfield's microphone wasn't on for the first minute and a half of the song and it was Metallica song. You know, I agree, I agree that that was disappointed. I saw Lady Gaga finally kept she actually picked up on that, and she actually went over with the microphone and the two of them were were singing into the same mic and they made the most of it. But it's just, you know, like it's supposed to be music's biggest night and they make music's biggest mistakes like stuff like that. I feel like they're supposed to hold themselves to a higher standard of quality that they did not do well. Do you think they was sabotaged. Metallica always seems to be. No, I don't know. I think it was. It was just idiocy, like just just idiocy. I mean, Laverne Cox was talking about her who she wanted to be on the Supreme Court, so she's like, let me talk about that and just f Metallica. Let me just move on. Yeah, I mean I didn't think Gaga kind of kept up with them though she was kind of cool the Metallic write a love song, m Meta. I don't think batteries a love song. I mean they're there. I guess some of their more recent songs maybe kind of touch upon relationship. I don't know, not alone. Nothing from the old The old days are all about you know, death, destruction, politics, the unforgiven. Well, that just sounds like the New York Knicks is what that sounds like, right there? Death given end. You would not now that we're dead not let's just let's just say that you wouldn't go into the Metallic catalog to find a good romantic fire, fire with fire not. So there's got to be a song that's a love song from Italic come on, no, No, But that was that was disappointing. I thought Bruno Mars was great Until It Sleeps. No, there's got to be a song that Metallica does. It's a love song anyway, How do you not There's gotta be there isn't. Come on, I'm looking through their catalog right now. I have about fifty songs from Metallic in front of me. What did you think about Adele saying like to Beyonce, like you deserved you deserve the Graham. I think that came from the heart and I think that was very I thought that was very big of her. I agree she honestly feels that way. I at that either. Just come on. You know. Someone told me now that she did not actually break the Grammy in half, and that was just a rumor going around. I think she did. The story came out today that it was a rumor. I heard that the CBS cut away she broke the Grammy in half and gave her the horn part of the top part of the thing. So I want to share this with you. But now people are saying that didn't happen, but they said there's pictures to prove that it did. I don't know. I'm confused. What I wanted to say about the Grammys is how dare Days? The song song of the years of Writer's Awards. Adele came up with co writer to the song. Yeah, and I forgot the gentleman's name. Maybe I'm not doing him a service either, right exactly? As a responsible journalist, you should know is that Okay, I knew it yesterday, Greg Kursten or something like that. That something like that. But here's the point. The point is says thank you, gives him the microphone and then they turned the fucking lights in the microphone off on him. And you see it. You could see him in the back. You see him the background making the acceptance. It's a freaking Writer's award and he was a co writer of the song. He gets to speak, Sorry, but nobody knows the name. You just forgot him, it said day later. You don't even more reason why I should give him time to talk. That's correct, but if the reason, but that's showing you why they are your kidding me? What you back in the cavel for he did get an opportunity to speak. When she won the next award, she should have been quicker about. She should have been like, it's not about me, it's about him. Ladies and gentlemen introduced him like that to talk first? Why she she talked all the other time? She wons so many awards, she doesn't need to continue to talk. Dallas always got a microphone in front of her. She sings constantly. Everybody knows who she is when you are constantly singing, but what you are. But when you're constantly singing and you're constantly in front of the stage, you don't need to take another couple of seconds. All you gotta do is walk up there and go, thank you very much. It's not about me, it's about this person and lady. The gentleman here is and that's it, and he hands it off. She's in front of their all time. She's always in front of the what's his name got his redemption later on in the sea. He because eventually she came back to him and she let him talk and very won four grammys. But if he's all right, he's doing okay. If you're the guy in front of the microphone all the time, it's okay for you to pass them on once. But she did that. The next time around. She did. She was she was too late, missed her opportunity. This is the probably the at least know in a Dell song, the probably the biggest flaw sky Fall. I like a chasing pain for chasing pain, you know what, that's my favorite a Dell song. Anyway, this is Skyfall one. Well, what did you think of the Beyonce? Not many people do. I thought, um, you know what, psychedelic. It was different. She was she had a message to send, so I kind of bought into the message that she was sending message. She was as a white male in an tell me what you received from she was calling. She was calling out to all the all the women that are with she with child or that you know, I had already given birth. And she was trying to put women in moms up on a stage because there really is a bond between a child and a mother, of course, and that bond is different than a father and a child, and it's different, and I think that that's in an abstract way, she was trying to show where life begins. Wow, that's very perceptive, it was, And she was trying to right. I mean that of course, because you got your red shoes and your underwear, because nobody ever freaking as My only commentary on Beyonce was Hey, beautiful visuals, choreography and the way that they put it all together. I just didn't. It was a little too deep for me for the Grammys and deep at all. Obviously, you're right. I didn't. I didn't not appreciate it. I thought it was beautiful from what I saw. But I want I want more of a performance. I want more of a sing a song. I want her to sing. I want I want more of Ed Sharon who did a live Luke. Yeah, that was that guy. He looked his voice, Yeah, his keyboards live. If he would have, you know, bald freak, your musician, he could have sent that up. He could have screwed that up up on stage. Yeah. Well they would let him start over. They let everybody start over. Now it's a new thing you're doing. Can we can we digress? For Metallica, the Metallica song that is a love song is nothing else matters. That is a love It is the lyrics that is the Metallica love sound. Nothing else manners. Would you would you really play nothing else matters on Valentine's Day? It's a love song. Oh these words, I don't just say great? All right? Anyway? Do I still on the floor floor. I also want to compliment both of you guys. Um it was a podcast from last week where with the Today Show people came in yes, and you guys like offered inside about what's going on in the music industream. Like I'm listened back to that because I was in the other room, and I'm like, all these guys sort of know what they're talking about about. That that sustained how that I mean, that's just that's just one humble, a little ball. Guys. We got a lot of feedback on that, and it was none of it was negative. No, it was all positive. People like, wow, you gave us some insight touch of the music. And here's a little bit more about the podcast. I asked cry the day, I'll ask you too much. What I what I really need from both of you. It's time to start to make this podcast the Unfair show, you know, go in in a in a more positive, good direction. We need more benchmarks, like legitimate benchmarks. You know, we start the engines like that's a legitimate benchmark. We need other ones like what we did a few but we kind of lost it with the social media feed exactly. We gotta get back to the roots of how the show started, So anything you could come up with, maybe like it happened in a day in history, or what's going on? Remember we did the one What's inside bald Freak's Head? Remember that? Remember that? Remember the headlines one right six? Remember that celebrity birthdays. Nobody else does that. Remember who's in the lobby, who's in the Hey? What about what about the one taking it to the streets? To the streets really did one one episode business? Where as empty promises, we should also do a word a word from the council, and we should go back to the offair show counsel speaking of what comes where here comes love song? He showed me the lovely he's singing to her. Are you going to hang out with your girl and put this on later at during your lunch? This could be this is the song the girl get cheating, win and we're gonna get to the bottom this when Cherylon gets here, she listened to the words thing else here goes hey, he wants to be with her never. I don't know if this is the love song. It's not a love song, I mean in the traditional come, judge, judge, please make the call right. Not a traditional love song? Wait, hold on a second. It's an emotional song. But what else do you have, Bald Freak? Before we do that, Bold Freak, can you give me some music, some social media feedback? Can you do that? It's been a minute and you know I've had a much more time. Guys, I gotta run here, have one pea, We have feedback. That's all. This is what I have for It's on my mind right now, Friendly God dot com touching. I want to recognize Bill Burkett. Oh, this guy's cool. He wrote an email not only to us, but he also sent it to Elvis. Was his name, most name his Bill Burkett, Burke Burke. It wasn't just for us, No, no, no, no, it was for us. But he said it in front of Elvis, which even better. By the way, when any of our head texts the main show or text Elvis and Elvis to rand Doc, can you see that those are good? Elvis? Serious of that? Well? Why wouldn't you want more of that? Just saying I'm not saying I don't want it either, but literally we want it. Well, we don't get any notoriety otherwise if we don't, if no one's making a big stink and yelling and screaming about us. Then no one's gonna know. Elvis's favorite podcast is The Acquired Taste. He loves that, Yeah, he does. He loves the Acquired Taste. There's there's not much he loves here about The All Fair Show. Well, I mean I understand that. Well, we don't give him stuff to love. I think that we give plenty of good burk I just wanted to take a second and say thank you guys. You guys make my commute from work very enjoyable. I've been a listener since day one, and I'm extremely proud of what The All Fair Show has become. Obviously, we've you know, we have an evolution to us who wrote that hold on, thanks for including me in the super Bowl boxes. And I wanted to win because I was gonna buy some get this it's gonna buy if he won. If he had one, he was gonna buy T shirts with this for all to give away to all the podcast. What a good guy, all of you off their heads, what you know? That would have been very thoughtful. So yeah, this way you guys could give them out. Thank you Bill Burkett for even just thinking about that. Now he didn't win, but I'll tell you what we got those We got those gift cards paid for after all. That was Fuji Film instacks, by the way, came to the rescue, so Greg T and I do not have to come out of pocket. Um, So we do have the gift cards. I think one of them got sent out and then the others will be sent out tomorrow or later in the week. We had a little bit of an issue with the mail room. I just gave our guy that sends everything out. I just gave him all of the information except for one. I am missing one. Joe Gallerina, Oh, Joe, every that's another social media feedback. Joe Gallerina reached out to me on Twitter and said, Hey, just because I don't reach out on Twitter doesn't mean I'm not an old school fan. I've been listening since the beginning, So that apology. Alright, that guy that you're talking about, Joe Gallina, that's the address I'm waiting for, listening address. Send us your address, the only one. We have everybody else's address ready to go, and we will be sending those cards out. All right. We had them, were good and we're all We're all squared away, nice and special thanks to whom and who wrote the email? Oh Bill Well, Bill Burkett, here's one from Brian's service. Got more than one several nice dude, you give me that music, I'll give you them. Good morning, guys. I have to say I love your podcast. I've been listening to Stay one. I'm a true offair head. Hey and this goes out to bald Freak and he screenshotted Skinny Love by Bonnie be Yes. He was a picture of that's a love song. That is they got a lot of love. You play that love song. I got love song coming up by the Cure. That's going to be our song. That's good. That's my choice for Valentine's Day, bastards. Oh does it get your approval? Yes, that's that song certainly gets my great album and Disintegration album, classic album, Greg cry, I like the love song. I like that one to that in a second. Can I read you another Friday Loveday love? That's that's not more of a love not more of a love song. A song. This one, this is the quintessential Valentine's Day song. Love you? Yeah, but wait, so what Friday I'm in love by the Cure is not love song. It is, but it's not. It's not. It's not love song. It's not a love love is a love song, but it's not love song. Oh my quotes continuing on Seawan Sawyers, you had mentioned that there was a group for the affair heads. Where is this group located? Who's in charge of it? Um? That would be our president? Omar, you mean like a like a chat that got a group chat, get some side business going. Also, I'm sitting here thinking a live show on Facebook would work well to get more followers and interact with the current fans. Thinking, and you can answer questions live where I want to get involved in the cabinet. Okay, slow your role. You can increase the number of followers. Sean Sawyer's Um, we hear you. With the cabinets filled right now, nobody's left, everybody's participated. I mean within the next year, I'm sure Greg t will like kick a couple of those people out, because how long we never even decided. We also asked for like a list of the people to always have in here in great t you have not. I have failed you on that failed I have failed you on that I would get you. I have Elvistran in the morning show. I have to you've already been here. I have to go meet up with my significant Cheryl's coming in right now. What podcast? What are you doing? I have to keep going. I will call you guys in the car. I have to go. Rod Davons. I can't believe he's gonna go cheating his life that I didn't say I'm cheating. You're doing something really eeky and I don't know what it is yet. Find out that do not ask any questions, just my scary jokes. Pick valcis down. Never blow you. You made me feel like I am home again. Never loan you. You make me feel like I am holding you. Never low with you. You make me feel like I'm young King Leod, be like I am always Hu. However, my stay, I will always hug what never was, I will always I will always loves you. Love so fair show. It's nowas me in balts Free. Where did I? Where did great Tico? He went wandering into the woods. I think maybe he's looking for Hillary Clinton. I have no idea. And now Cheryl just walking. Sharon noses here, Hi, Hey, what what was that? Somebody just ran past me and it was t Yeah, what what's going on? I saw him at the elevator and he's like running past me, like almost bumped into me to get down the elevator. We were not going the podcast when we're like half which is why I said, hey, where are you going? And the doors closed and that was it. That was it was rude. He didn't He's just waving to me and you know him, did he actually push you out of the way. He actually bumped me out of the way. He's like, I must go, I need to get into that elevator. That's ridiculous. Yeah, So where's he going? He coming back up? He said, He said, did not to ask too many questions and don't worry about it. He said he has a secret lunch, a secret lunch like with his wife because it's Valentine's Oh that's so romantic. No, his lunch is a secret. He doesn't want us to tell us what he's eating. So his lunch is a secret. Okay, that's really fun. Hold on the hotline is ringing? Is he calling in? Hello? Oh hey, hey, I just I saw share and I wanted to tell her that I was sorry, but running right past her and then down the street, I had to get out of this. What were you doing? Where are you going? Are you coming back up? I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told the guys. It's better to not ask so many questions because, as you know, because you're a private eye on fine, I'm just gonna say, what do you Yeah, you don't want to get called in the court, you know, because one day these ships may fall and you don't want to be water. You being so shady, dude, Seriously, what's going on? Where are you going? You never leave the podcast. You're the one that wants to keep us here at three o'clock normally, and I just got here. Hello, Yeah, I gotta go see somebody on Valentine's Day, like your like your wife? Why you got to bring her up all the time? Why you gotta hate on that? I'm not hating you, just you know. They don't ask any questions. It's Valentine's Day, it's hard day, and I needed to see you today. You know, you're my Valentine to you boys are all my Valentine's and my off airhead. So what the heck do you run past me? I gotta spread my love around I spreading little do you spread that love around. Yeah, how do you spread love? Tea? Well, you you have for this one half, for that one minutes, for that one dud, don't go And what do I get? I got an elevator, got nothing, nothing, that's all you got. It is Valentine. Here's some music. Are you gonna see your grandmother? Greg Tea? What's going to seriously coming this? What's really going on? You gotta let us know. You can't just walk out of here. I have it. I know what he's doing. You have two daughters, and you're gonna surprise him at school with awesome little gifts and flowers. That's where you're going to your daughter's school to surprise them like a good daddy. Maybe maybe I'm a hard Maybe I'm going to go out with another female friend of mine. Maybe I'm gonna get it on. Oh that wait a second, that's no bueno. On Valentine's Day, you're spreading the love with some other. If you're spreading em, you're spreading you're spreading something with other females. If not, maybe I need Maybe I got a friend of mine I wants to suck much by wow wow, and it's okay. I put it in anything, I gotta edit that. I would hope my kiss. Okay, so I like to go back to the red hot chili peppers. If you were really doing if you were really doing that, you wouldn't advertise it. Absolutely not good that you're fairly dumb, but not that dune. I can't think he's a crazy feel like there's there's there's more to the story. I think it's the kids. I don't think so many questions. I think we should. You just ran out of here on the podcast. Hello, this is quality time. What about what I was talking about today. It's gotta be talking up. I was talking about tonight. Yeah, well it is Valentine's Day and we didn't have a chance to give our off air heads what they asked for, which was some info on Valentine's Day. So I came in to share some love and give a couple of extra little touches and gift ideas she did before you. All right, listen, dude, you think you're a badass. You think you're a badass, You're You're not. You're a fatass. That's what you are. He's something I'm not sure what he is at this point. Gotten into you, Seriously, why are you. Yes, it's Valentine's Day and where your family and you should read here celebrating with you off their heads and us by the way, share share war. She wore this beautiful red tank top. I did put it up against your raspberry shirt. And if it's not the same color, then it's probably red. What color is this shirt? It's a tone of red. It's freaking red. It's just freaking red. It's a tone of red. I'm wearing red with some glitter though, like you have lit that's like red white and blue red. That's that's really something scared. Is that a new shade of red? Freaking red? Freaking red? Is there a crayon? Is there a crayon that is freaking red? So this is hot red. That's what I call this hot We're gonna put it. We're gonna put pictures up of all of our red items that we're wearing, including greg T's freaking maroon shoes clown shoes. Anyway, And and I learned to lay her see, So for the podcast, I tried to keep it a little more PG. So I wore a nice sea through gold shirt over it. But when you go out later and you're ready to, you know, party on for Valentine comes off and let let some special someone take you out to dinner. Then you know you take for and so let me ask you before a share gets into uh asking answering answering some of the questions about Valentine's Day that she got from outaw fairheads, What the hell could a guy be in a rush for? Think about this for a quick second. When you see a guy running down the street really fast and frantically, especially around lunch time during a workday, one of the only possible things he could be looking to do he ordered to meet lunch. Do you order to people here from the pizzeria? And it's getting cold? Right, I've been running get your lunch. Maybe maybe your meter is running out on the car. You know NYC likes to give those pretty quickly. Yeah, So seriously, why are you running down the street. You're not telling us because I have I have a deadline. I somewhere. Okay, where are you right now? I can tell you that when you get there, are you gonna put you I want to I want you to put that person on the phone. Yes, you need to, it's your duty. I will call you when I arrive how long is that going to be? Seriously, where are you howdy? He's driving to Cleveland. He's another five and a half hours. It's Valentine's Day. By the end of the podcast, I will reveal it was like a Chris angel bit. This is like a could Hager. I kind of like this, you know. Te They say that we need people to listen longer, so maybe this is a good thing. People could actually sc they could scrub forward. That's right. This podcast is going to be like what an hour and a half? Now? Seriously? All right, well real quick, so share you got some notes in front of you. It is Valentine's I have my nose and hashtag share nose on social media. What do you got going on? Some of the all fair heads wrote to you. They did they've been eating in and I love it and keep the questions coming, and I'm sorry we haven't been able to get everything. But our council did suggest something that I want to bring up. We did talk about the idea that we need to have a Bag of Questions episode, and I think we should have that coming up. We don't miss We all agreed on that. Okay, good, We're going to do a bag of questions. Right, what you doing? Hello? Just alright? So here's some I'm really I'm really confused. So here's some ideas from some last minute ideas for gifts today. Okay, because we are on Valentine's Day, we didn't get to approach this sooner. So here's some extra little touches and thoughtfulness where you could either be in a relationship or be starting one, or maybe just be going out for the first time, but you could keep it alive and step outside your box. So here's some ideas. You're ready, Yeah, a silver platter, I'm gonna listen, comfort zones. Let's step outside the comes so you can do things like this, right, get an idea of the person's where they get their manicures done or a massage. And the ideas is that you could actually call ahead and get them a free manicure, get them their next massage, get them something that they would never expect, because that's something, right, like things that would really step outside where they thought you would ever go. You know, flowers and chocolate is always nice, It's it's basic. Come on, guys, you've probably have given a ton of girls flowers and chocolate. Let's let's like speed it up a little bits. Oh boy, oh boy. But but you could always mix it up with some chocolate covered strawberries. I do happen to think that's kind of hot. And here's another idea. If you want get some type of gift basket going okay, today is Valentine, Say you could put this together yourself. Go to a store, grab a basket, start getting some chocolate covered strawberries, and maybe throw something sexy in, like some whipped cream. You could even throw in some car Come on, that's that's kind of Come on. Really, you could put a yogurt in and whipped cream. Come on, that is romantic. That's hot. You don't need to be only romantic beat hot. Whatever. What the hell are you putting whip cream on yourself for? First of all, do you know that it's yourself? Hold on a second, did I say whipped cream on yourself? I just gave your chocolate covered strawberry. I'm gonna go to the deli. I'm gonna buy some ready whip I'm gonna put it right down my throat happy. That's that's that's a lovely, lovely hold on you ready. Here's some other ideas if you care about somebody, you know where maybe they get lunch or where they're working. So your man's at work or your woman's at work, and you know they're gonna be taking lunch soon, you could call ahead to maybe where you know they're going to the restaurant. You could order them their lunch. You could maybe or call the restaurant pay for their lunch. Restaurants always do this. They're always helpful around the holidays, so they will actually help you pay that bill for the person. And they'll even pass a little note to them and say Happy Valentine's Day. From as, I think that is most thoughtful thing to do. It's a little touch of something that goes a long way. Can you give McDonald's on me? Do women do this? Though? Women do this for guys because all I hear and all I've seen, and all I've done myself. The dude right, the dudes making the gesture, I'm actually telling you things that I've I've actually done something. Where is this is nice? Touches? Wait wait, wait, you got We're not We're not scary. Give me one way love, you do that. Here's one way love, because because buld freak is right, it only goes one way. It goes from the man to the woman. And I said this on the radio this morning in front of everybody. It's true, bulb freak, Baltine's Day is not for the guys, It's for women. Right. So I've always spent the money, I've always made the gestures. It's not like I haven't. It hasn't been reciprocal, no, but but you know what these ideas are supposed to be for my women? In fact, guys, just so you know, I'm lot of the questions came from the women on the off air, on my off air heads that are females, that said, what can I do for the guys? Okay hour? But when they direct the question is share notes. I consider it so loving and appreciative. I have to say my because I'm adoring of the talk to me who who? Specifically? Do you have any any people you want to shout out on the fairhead or I want to shout out everybody? But can I wait one second? Can I finish? Hold on? Hold on, let's keep going, hold hell back? Oh my love, I didn't know he's back in Brooklyn wearing his gold chain, but it was how you okay? So you ready, here's some more ideas. So go back to the idea of things that you know they like. So on top of by the way, the restaurant idea, you guys totally would love if you got a dessert and on the dish of dessert that you got ordered as a surprise because they didn't even know you knew that they were getting this, you wrote happy balance and stay on the dish. Restaurants are doing that, yes, and you need to ask them. All you need to do is ask, yeah, but you didn't even want whip cream. Now you want to lick syrup? Really whatever syrup? Okay, So now another idea, be creative. Everything should be creative. If you have somebody that's like a golfer, right, if you have somebody that loves a sport, go to that store and get a gift card for them. They'll know that you appreciate that they have an extracurricular activity that you actually like. You know, it's something that you're showing them you care about. You know that that's their hobby or something they love, and you're kind of going into that. The other thing is is that if you want to go and make creative gifts and then do something later. Since today is Valentine's Day, go to the store by a corkscrew and a bottle of wine. Right then give them a little card that says we're going to a winery this weekend. You don't have to present everything on Valentine's Day, and you don't have to feel like you're not giving a gift on the day. If it's something that's coming this weekend, Look it's a Tuesday, you could you could actually make this something for the weekend and show them a little care today and a lot of care on the weekend. Okay, all right, I'm with you on that. Okay, all right, So now here's another thing. Cook a meal. All right, that's not really that's a big deal to some people, specifically me. If I was to cook a meal for someone, wait, what do you what if you're a terrible cook, if you are matters, cook something that do you think that your tastes like garbage? We'll wait a second. I mean, if it's that bad, obviously you're not going to cook. But like I really don't. I don't cook very much. But I would come up with something and be creative. And you know, if that's what makes me so creative. Let's see, let's see what I would ye I'll give you a minute to his stomach, which by the way, goes to Gretna who asked what men want for V Day and just so you know, that was on it to me and and guys, you're the three men. I'm just gonna say what I think. I think a little I think a little piece, some sex food, and maybe some favorite drink. That's what men want on challenge specific food. Okay, well it's freak. Since I am someone who would want to make you something that would be fulfilling to your stomach, I think I would make you chicken cutlet parmesan. I can't go wrong with that, thank you yea. And even though I don't kick a lot, I know how to make that. One of the three things. I know how to make Charlie brown Thanksgiving. That's so cute though, right, Chicken cute parm is awesome, and I make a sick one. And you know what else I know how to make really well, I would make you an amazing dessert that was low fat, so not only would I keep your body sexy, but you'd be definitely enjoying it. What would you get cook me, well, you are you on your diet or not on your diet? This is the non diet Scary Jones, non diet um different. I would make you. I would make you chicken cutlet Farmersian's right for everybody, great tea. Well, I don't want you guys to fight over me. I have to keep in the even it sounds to me like, okay, yeah, but you can. I can make egg plan I don't know, but allergic, I I'd rather meet. Okay, you know what, I can make you spaghetti and meat ball parmesan. And I'd make you a steak. But I think that that's kind of you like steak that much? You love steak? Right? You want for steak for your birthday with the boy? Is okay, I'm going to make you steak. That sounds good. That sounds like all you need to do is perfect one recipe and then used it on all your guys. Ladies. That's pretty much what she's saying. Pretty much. That's a cold chicken parmesan. That's your go to things. That's your go to And I love making little dessert I think they're awesome to make. So my ideas are that you should try to do something that maybe you wouldn't normally do. So since I wouldn't normally do that for somebody that's special in my life, they would know that that was a big deal. The other thing is is you could book a day at the track. We always talk about racing, right, guys, but nobody's going to race tracking. That's but you don't have to. The whole point is you don't have to bake. You don't have to do it, guys. The point is you don't have to do it today. It's about being created downv So hold on, there's some more things here. You ready. Tickets to a concert, bald freak. You're a music guy. If you were my man, I would get you tickets to one of your favorite concerts and know the concert wouldn't be today Suzuki. While I mean, there's more than me the mooney Suzuki, but yeah, keep going. Okay, So the idea is I would do something like that because I know that you think that that was special. Right by the way, because because all this stuff is great, and see what they stuff women are going to do for guys. This is you're talking about. I always do this for somebody that's special. I know. But that's very nice of you, But in fact, Valentine's Day is a fact. Hold on, hold on, I actually have something for my three guys. What do you have? She's got it? Oh my god, she actually came in with a Sephora box. What is this? She's a beat freak. Yeah, she's got a present for us. Oh yeah, yeah, you still what thoughtfulness is about. So are you guys ready? Oh my god, Greg t Greg, you're missing this. No, you're missing it. I bought. I bought just to show you that women care too. I bought presents in for my three guys. So you guys are my Valentine's So I have I have for yea. By the way, really that sucks. I got track after the podcast. I want to go raise the car. You didn't even let me finish that one. You get your favorite man's car and you rent it for a day on the track. It's awesome to do. Believe me, you could do that stuff. It's easy, guys. Anyway, here we go, ready So for our for our man scary over here. I got him because he is our he is our captain over here. I got him. Hey, you are a treasure pirate. Hearts. It's a parrot pirate. Oh it really is. Look at that and it's it's it's a it's a it's a Valentine's my Valentine's Day gift. There's chocolates in here, there's chocolates in there, but it's all about the thoughts. So very that's who that's who you remind me of. So there you are, that's who you are. This is from me and the off Airheads Captain Captain parrots, barrow parts, it's it's in the same realm. And now for for Bold Freak. You're ready because I know music is the key to your heart. I got you a heart that's as you rock with a cute little musician is a musician, guy playing guitar on your heart full of chocolate. And now for Greg T, which is just completely plays into him today. T T. I'm just gonna let you know what your says, because this is so for you, crazy man, crazy man going nuts? What was that? It's a lizard with roller skates on and a and a safety helmet pretty much you know if I could have created it myself, what is it? This one is? I did not get you an now that I know you want, I like that I like that. What does it say, vibrating? Vibrating? He wrote. She wrote, it says, keep calm and take a selfie. That's those London shirts, but it's actually in a tire in a tie died heart with chocolate candies inside and a princess cap on the top of it. Because you just there's such a princess. But keep calm. You need to keep calm. And you know what, I expected you here to take a selfie with your heart right now, and I'm very disappointed that you're not sitting next to you to do that. That you're going to cheat on your wife? What do you do? Can you tell us what's going on? I just pulled into the parking lot and I'm waiting for my my date. Is she going to meet you in the parking lot and in her own vehicle? Is that how this goes? It was like a drug deal. We have the you know, really meeting in the same area of the parking lot. Oh, this is a regular This is a regular thing, so once or twice a year Valentine, Valentine's Day and Arbor Day. I'm telling you it's better to not ask so many questions. I didn't ask a question more questions you ask, and you're going to be called into court. They're gonna testify what exactly is going on? Greg T Who you meeting? And why are you guys meeting in a public place. This is really freaking me out now, dude, as soon as she gets here, I gotta go. I've said too much already. What's going Can somebody really clue me out on what's happening here? If I if I knew more, I would I know even less than you know. Well, come on, it's Valentine's Day. I'm taking out my girlfriend to lunch. Not your girlfriend. You don't have a girlfriend. You have a wife. You're married. Dude, this is just not okay. You know I'm gonna start pee eying you and following you. It's too early to meet his daughters on Valentine's Day. I call her my girlfriend on Valentine's Day. She's not she's not my bride. She's my girlfriend. And we take her out for a nice lunch later on. So it's your wife. So it is your wife. You gotta get it in and done before the kids get off the school. On the school meeting your wife this whole time, That's what we said at the beginning, I don't like to pick her up her as my wife. I can think of her like I'm living dangerously. So you meet your wife in a parking lot playing munchtime run rendezvous. That's exactly what this is. You guys are playing the role. Are you going to see the motel after this? Yeah? Absolutely? I am. That's hot. So so wait, you're making you're making something special today. You're thinking outside the box. You're keeping it alive exactly how we started this podcast. You're actually keeping this a lot. Are you're keeping the magic going? Proud of you? Are? We are in our favorite city hotel parking lot? Really? Which what what place? Where you just going on? Are you even going to launch or you're going to munch? Know? Wow? That was very good? Well anyway, all right, so well where is your wife? Is she there? Can we say? Have you Valentine's data heart? Because we gotta wrap this up? Yeah? I wish you could. You haven't? And what did you get her? I got her chaps. You know, nobody says happy Valentine's They quite like Greg t to his wife. So that's why we're gonna leave the podcast today on the song that Greg T wrote for his wife, this is the yeah, we're gonna do this. You're on this too, bald freak. It's called Trish my bitch. Really yeah. If all the affair heads really want to know how to romance of woman and treat their significant other, just take advice from Greg T for the following two minutes in this song and enjoy your Valentine's Day lunch with your wife. I think that is so sexy and sweet that you did that. Very romantic girl girlfriend's right and hooker girlfriend and you're meeting in a in a CD your hotel parking lot hooker girlfriend. Listen, everybody, make the little thing this count big and thought, keep it meaningful, Greg T. You did exactly what you were supposed to do. You kept something alive. I love it. Make your little thing count, GREGT. If you know what I mean, Lady and gentlemen, we gotta say Jacklobe, Happy Valentine's Day, Jackalove. This is for you, baby. You're so special. I love my wife and I will for the rest of my life. She is my love. Seeing a name for love. There's no place side whether be than a place with my wife and me together. We're in love. They're so we love because she's my, cause she's my, because she's my bitch. I love my bitch. Chicook mere dinner. Her name is Trish. Yeah, come on, oh oh, I love my bitch in the morning night horsh and the boomer's always looking at just right. Let's stop my fingers when I want to get lady she getting naked? My night is me? Yeah, I love you, Trish, She's my bitch, bitch Trish, Yeah, Trish, Trish. Okay, this is scary. Yeah, the podcast is really not over. This is like, hey, you're gonna get movies and the credits are rolling up the stream and there's an extra scene at the end of the bonus. Everybody's gone except for me and um now I'm going to play Trish's response song to Greg t his Valentine's Song, which she recorded. This is a special bonus for the author heads Ladies and Gentlemen, Greg T's wife, the Fabulous Tricia Teen. Greg is a jerk. He sings songs about me at work and they're mean I can't stand him, No one can. She can't stand him. That's all right, because Valentine's Night, I'll be right with in our bed, Trish will be with me instead, as right, Greg, Trish looks so hot every day. She looks a lot like Marissa toldmy, this is a special Valentine's Day because I'm having sex with t J, having sex with me, not Greg T. I can't wait to see his face when you touch me in that special place. Yeah, Trish, you're a one hot mom, TJ. Let's get it on. You're doing Greg T's wife. You're the best I've had in my whole life. Oh yeah, I'm a gangster t J. Yeah, I'm a gangster t J. Oh Yeah, yeah, I'm a gangster t J. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm a gangster TJ T. He used to work here. Who did that response song with Trish? Okay, Greg T, suck it.