The Off-Air Show - 'Underwear Talk' - Ep.43

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Speaker 1: Hey, what are you doing? I can't talk with the starburst in my mouth. Well, swallow, I'm trying all growth, Hey what do you get in your mouth? And he's been wanting to start this podcast for ten minutes now and then he just chugs, I'm well, you gotta do your line. Here comes all right? Et off air show ste great t Yeah, episode number the sheet is not updated. It's episte, yeah, because yesterday it should have been forty two, but and it was. But it's such a shitty show because you had freaking, yelling Danielle here who took over everything, and then you cannot have her on the show. There's no way. Then you had an exit stage left for a doctor's appointment. I did have to go to the doctors and everything's okay, but we can check out, okay from now on, if you know that you're gonna have her in here, you gotta like let us know because she kind of took over everything, did she not freak? You invited her in? She was walking by wal freak and I discussed it, and we think that you're like this drunken pirate and you just want all these women to come in here and do the show and whatever, you invited you and Dan yelling. I was sitting here and she was outside the doors, and you can see he's although the sheet says and you invited her in episode forty two. It's actually episode forty three of the offair show. I'm Scary Jones along with Greg Tea and there's the bald freak Ronnie right here and Haybe. Today we can actually get to something on the show. I've been saying that for forty three episodes. We had a four team in a podcast that's scary wet dream right there. It was perfect, Just love it. He said he had meetings. He doesn't have meanings. He just says if I tell him I got to get out of here at a certain time, then what they have no choice? What are they gonna check my references? It's right. All I could tell you, guys is that I think that when we're more concise, yes we're better off, but we have to actually have something, has to go in a direction. Yesterday was a concise podcast that went nowhere right because because yelling Danielle was sitting on your lap, I can't have them. Then you were like scary put on pussycat dolls. Loosen up my buttons. But I mean because she it was almost like as if like she didn't want to leave unless you heard that song, and it really was. It's almost like she's toying with us. She had to hear the song that she can like start like being like a like a slinky and like started dancing here and then she's hugging Ball Freak, hugging you, hugging everybody, was hugging up on our everybody. I gotta I'm not gonna lie. So that's all I'm saying is that I can't. If you're gonna bring her in, then we need to prepare. I did not. Let's listen back to episode everyone listening to episode forty two, and why don't you tweet us at the off air show and let us know who invited her in the studio. I think ball Freak actually wanted to get in on it, because dude, you were bullshit. You were leaving and instead of leaving, you went right over to her for an extra hush. She opened her arms. I felt bad. I just like a complimentary hug. It wasn't like it was obligatory. I don't want to be rude. You know, we're like three guys like salivating over this girl. One one and a half guys. Really, i'd say, and you are the one and a half. That's right, you're the half. Actually he's much more of a This is a dream sequence and slow motion as bald Freak sees the Danielle from the other side of the glass. Yeah, that's what that's what this song plays out in his head to me. We're Steve Perry, Perry, I miss you, Steve Perry, scary is getting it out there, bald freak. You know it was bald freak, right who I'm going to rescue you from the diners you find coworker. They had to go get a hug. He had to. He was about to walk out and had together hug listening, listening at the door, and you're about to leave. And then she had to wipe all your surivan sweat off of heart. Before I could even get close to her, she just pulling her plouse down, talking about me. This is somebody who work with the listeners. There's Ronny Sharves in the corporate office too. Out nobody has nobody uses lights anymore. We get my smartphone out again, so we agree, right, yelling yelling has banished from the studio. I don't know you run the ship. You run this ship, you drunken pirate cap. Call a second. Why are you calling me a drunken pirate cap? Because every day I come in here and I think we have a plan and then oh this has happened. This is happening. Come on, we're gonna We're gonna pillage this village. Now, the hearties, this is StarBridge, Shy, get it out now, go to shar Ivan's castle today. Yeah. Yeah, so you see, you're saying that I'm not fit to run this run this ship. You literally tipsy sometimes before to the first mate, easy, it takes just alwa walked up rank. You still listening to this drivel right now? You don't want to be on this shore. Capture some some sleeves. I've got get teams, have got new teams to go to Bull Creak and Greg t do not know the pain that I suffer every day. I know the pain. Didn't know the pain. You don't feeling it right now, sailor drunken. Actually, all right, let's get to something because you know what a commander of this ship I can tell you right now, we've already offered nothing for the past. I'm gonna call you command, Captain Crap Sparrow. You're Captain Crap Sparrow. Just okay. All I wanted to do today for real? This is Roddy's got his own thing. He's very upset with you. He obviously needs to air this out. I could see and he's hearing it out like it's like going to a funhouse. Know what's gonna happen? You know what I wanted to do. All I wanted to do is I wanted to come in with my friends. I wanted to hang out with you guys. I want to tell you that. On the way up here on the elevator, I saw some guy wearing red on Chili Pepper's shirt and I'm thinking that there you go, see scaries on cute today. He's ready to go, and I'm thinking, let's open up the show with little red hot sweet Peppers. Like it's just going down me. As I was sitting in the elevator, I'm like, you know what, you know what? Clean? When he screams, I wanted to hear that today. If you wanted to hear that way about another eighteen seconds, man, come on, fam I don't know what to say. Mam. Well here it comes. You're cranking up. Yeah, and I thought it'd be correct right now if you're listening to crank it up right now. Yeah, I'm not gonna crank it up because apparently I'm gonna blow your speaker head. Say well, you can crank up our headphone level to get us. Just don't have to crank up the level on you see it I'm talking about is the pre in the mood. That's what you wanted to until you wanted to talk about on the upset, Okay, And the point of that was I just again, I just thought it be nice to come in and hang out my buddies, play a song or two, you know that's about the fields. Just want to feel the fields. I had no idea that he was going to go into a drunken pirate tirade. Right, okay, what can we talk about new new business and old businesses. We're gonna go ahead, and first I think we should do that businessmen's time for business, old business, new business, old business, a lot of business, three page sheets of business, three page sheets and three page business and a lot of business talking about right, I could have done that better perfect? You like that scar? Do you want to start a new business old business? I'd like to talk first about the sponsor because we you know, we've been trying to all people T shirts now for eight weeks, right, and usually when you get something it's six to eight weeks for delivery, you know, sometimes it takes that long. Well, we've been we've at that time is a come and gone. Now it's time to actually get a sponsor for our T shirts so we could make T shirts, right, so we could actually send them out because we promised about maybe fifty people T shirts. And I have and I have a lot of names I have. I have a rolodex of names of the people and address no, no no, no you. Every time we put them on hold and said you get a T shirt, I've gone back and I had them. So they're waiting. He's got a database, but they're never gonna get them unless there is a sponsor. Listen, so freak ranny, would you the floor recognizes you? Right? Well, yeah, I mean we got a potential sponsor here in Mack Weldon Fine, maker of undergarments and undergarments for men, where men getting men's songs. Give me some music for underwear, music for underwear, but continue talking. Give me something from like the Rocky three soundtrack. Um, couldn't you do something like that? Come and and I know Greg t loves to parade around and is underwear all the time or even less. So it was just a natural fit. You know what, I'm gonna take you one stuff further, ball freak. You know what I'm wearing right now under these shorts. Let me take my shorts down on a second. Man, all right, but careful does he interns on the other side. I'm not gonna see anything that's my und Hold on a second. It looks like some sort of that is it's not Max, it's Math. If you're gonna if you're gonna endorse this product, you better get the name right. I did that. I didn't need to say Max. And then Matt Mac. I'm wearing mad sport. You're sporting a lump of call and the bed. You look good. Your camel toes in full EFFECTA look at my thoughts. He's got he's got crab by. He does. He looks good. He's crab by the shander man? Do you do like that? How do you get notice that? Freak? Scary how do you get your legs tone? I stand up for seven hours a day. I go to the gym and I work on my legs. Yeah, what do you do you do? Like? You get the quads? You get the quads going? What do you doing? Yeah? You don't like that. The machine that goes like looks like like a Venus fly track. Look at that muscle. Yeah, dude, come on, don't talk to me. Bro, you run into York City. Chest pump chest right now? All right? Also okay, so also the Great t Spelling Bee we have that. Yeah, oh that's it. So that we're done with Mack Weldon m A C W E L D O N. What about Mac Weldon moved today? Well we met. I met my buddy Brian, and he also he gave us an opportunity to buy some goodies. Did you buy some goodies? Because I bought a whole bunch of stuff over didn't buy anything yet I did not either. Not. Guys, take your time. It's okay, but money's on the table. Getting to zick time. You're getting hues appear inside. Don't got time to buy some underwear? You get You're getting to what I'm getting to, Like, this is it that you wanted a sponsorship. You didn't come to the table with a sponsorship. You didn't come to the table with a sponsorship. I got a sponsorship, potential sponsorship. Okay, so we're gonna do this, Yes, you're gonna do it. A little fan fair form, give a little fan fair, give a little fan fair. Come on, give him something because he did something good, he gots he got the round of applause, little fan. The same thing with the T shirt. Freak Rannie has come through with the T shirts. Go. This has nothing to do with T shirts. This is a sponsor of the podcast. Wait a second, we need T shirts. The sponsor is gonna get a T shirt right now. We're gonna get T shirts made up independently. A long time ago, a bunny of mine knew somebody that worked there, and I was complaining that I had I ran out of underwear. I legitimately was down to two parents of underwear. And then all of a sudden came in the Hey, I swear to guy, how many parents of underwhear do you own? At least like seven or eight? Really? How many parents of under where you were? I own about twenty? Really? You know, drop five what do you wear like a like a parent like, it's a lot of breaking underwear. That's a lot of in the room right now. She's dying, dying exactly right, save me. I'm not going on. She's dying contributed to. I know there's a list of thing to get a lot to drop his pants just now finding out underwear? Well, no, when I have more news complete, I didn't have the tow many pairs of underwear? She a man have as many as a female does, which is a lot. How many do you have? Can you play her theme music? Please? You say you have something? Next time? We have to think of something else. You have bad boys? You don't have a better theme something music were in your ring, I'd be in today. I was just gonna say the same thing like span, Yeah, there you go. How catch you trying to be? You're trying to chair all right? Now she's here, So what are we doing when she scared that she's here? Well, she wanted to come on the underwear thing that Ronnie was talking about about how how many pairs of underwear should should have respectable man at one time? Many? And first they still have the visual pants being down? Okay, you listen we're gonna come into the studio. You canna be preparing for anything around here. My pants are up today. Many is a relative term. Can I have a number? Give me a number? Yeah, you should at least have balls park, walls park. I'd say about thirty pairs in your drawer pairs and they that's one a month, one of month. And they felt that I had a lot with twenty machine I laundry. How often do you do your laundry once a week? Okay? You do your laundry once a week, and you have how many pairs underwear? I probably have about ten pairs of underwear? Okay, so the pair doesn't work for me because I have twenty pairs and I do my laundry once a month. So alright, so so so a man needs you're saying up to third, like in between twenty and thirty pairs of under where you need yes and one a day and then they're fine, So respectful man needs. Let's try. Let's mark us down, guys, can we need between forget we need thirty pairs tonight. I want to make sure shares giving us all information about and you should have variety. Well that was my next question is it all white or all black? Or she have good colors? Do you not go with the same color either, because that's just such a turn off, Like if you're real, embody have the same types of really so a variety spife right now? Okay, now should be like the white? What about white with the brown in the back? Is that okay to go there? It's not even like a funny joke. Want to please turn think think about girls and their songs and get in down with some girls that Now you go home with the girl first night? Fine, second night? Are you wanting to see the same pair of thongs on her very good, very and the girl? Well, my question then is what okay for guys boxers, boxes, briefs? Boxer? I mean, what are you talking about, Teddy? What I mean? You know, because there's different color tidy whitey's. Now, if you have the body for a thong for a man, you can you can pass it off. But if you got like your you know you got a muffintop, you're not gonna wearing a thong that looks disgusting and you got to find the right kind of on the weight. What is what, dude, is wearing a thong at all I do. I do right, I wear thongs. You're here in New York City. I have three radio I have a black one. You have three things. I have a black one. I have a blue with a pink top on it. What he and I also have And I also have a purple one. And these aren't costume thongs. You actually wear these. I like them. The here's the thing and share I don't have. But well, the joy of the feelings you swear to God, I love the thought. And well, there's the reason why I like it. I try to wear it. If I'm it's like a really hot day and I don't really want to wear underwear, but I have to, then I'll wear the thong on that. But if I'm wearing a suit, or if I'm gonna wear dress up really a nice I'm going up dinner, I'm wearing a thong and suit. Okay, all I can say is, I don't know if you guys have ever considered this, but me personally, for people love love, love their thongs. I was wearing thongs because I don't think underwear lines are attractive. So it's either nothing or a thong. And you know what with your suits, A man you could see the underwear line through a man's suit pants, and I don't want to see it. And I've seen it before and other guys. So I wear the thong. You can't see and you can't believe you're talking about you to see the outline of those beautiful cheeks of yours. You don't want to see no underwear? Oh yeah, give me give me some music again, give us sh music again. When she's right, I want to hear some music. I want to give you the thong song. We were talking about thongs. Give me something. I have a new respect for you. See what you should we give me some goddamn before it gets out of They just want to know why I have underwear, and now I'm never going to wear a thong. I'm sorry why I I don't know that that's going too far down down that road. I hope Macwells don't think Mac Weldon. Did you say Max welldon again? I said Mac, I don't think. They do have very a lot of different sorts of man's undergarm. But yeah, and I did I get I got a box of brief I got another like I don't remember what it's called. I didn't get I don't do tidy whitey. I'm a guy. Well, yeah, when I was fourteen, I wore tidy whities and then I discovered boxers and box of briefs. And I'm like, I know who Jude fell in love? So boxer briefs, yes, right, if you can't wear them, if you can't pay the thong, you wear boxer briefs, right, but not nit boxers? Correct? I think the guy personally share again, correct me if I'm wrong. I think that there's a lot of guys that are really in tune with your sexuality and they want to be clean and their muscular and the thong kind of works with the I the found works somebody that you gotta have the right body, thank you. Okay, okay, let's talk about conflict. Let's talk about most of American men. They don't have the right body. So what do we wear? Probably briefs, but it's so boring what a boxer brief? Okay, but at least make them kind of fun and color. I got a variety color. I'm running it down. Variety is the space of life, right, Oh she said that before variety A girl says that you guys are blown away. I say, it, and you guys just completely ignored it. Have you ever said varieties of spice of life? Next minutes ago on this podcast? He never said that. Rolled back to Tabe, he never said that. I think we should move on to our next day. All right, drunken pirate captain. Just you know, I like Kevin Share. I'm learning along here the ship's ship. Yeah, we're going up portside. Now, let's talk about space stadium. In additionance that's right, let's talk about the game to the ball game. Let's just take me out to some lyrics. Here's something get back. So the reason why we bring up baseball is because Prayer, big bull Freak, and myself we're going out to the ball game tonight. And I think, Cheryl, you're coming with us. I am coming along to hang with the boys, gonna have a bonding time at the game. She's the big surprise. So we're going to the Mets Yankees Subway series and we are going to hang out and we're gonna chill. We're gonna just scared. Calls me yesterday and he goes, hey, t Pete, you want to go to the Mets Yankee game? And I'm like, dude, I am not going there. I don't care. I don't want to be a part of it. In no way. I got a special surprise for you. You You gotta show up. This is a special surprise. This is the surprise. It's great. You've been asking for this for a long time. You're like, what are we all gonna hang out? And here it is. We need this freak. So here's the problem. I wear my Yankees gear. Well, what do women wear to wear to the game? A little best hard? I cannot wait, I get all dressed stuff. Of course, I were really cute, either little shorts or or like tight pants or little lakes FANDX and then the cute little hat. Maybe a brave girl. You're you're more into the colors of the team than the team itself. Correct, because I know I don't want to be like nineteen seventies guy here, but I do know women do love sports. But you told me specifically that you're a Yankee fan, but you need a nice, little cute pink men hat. Well, because I can't wear it to my Yankee stuff. If I gotta go wear Yankee stuff. You're a Yankee fan, why would you do that? Yeah, it's fashion. It see it's fashion over the favorite of it's the deal. I consider myself a New Yorker, so I like to for all the teams, so this way I keep it, keep it completely. I think that if you listen, if you're going to the game tonight, or if you're going to any baseball game tonight, why do you take a picture of what you're looking like and we'll have share go over it. Send us a tweet at the Affair show or put it on Instagram. At the All Fair Show, we'd love to see what you and your girl look like when you're going to the baseball game. That that'd be great. Yeah, at the off Fair Show at gmail dot com. But send it off, upload it to Instagram, force tag us on it Instagram. At the off Fair Show, we got we gotta get our Instagram game going. And you can't wait. Theory. But you guys are wearing it again, Dude, you're looking at it. I'm wearing a jersey. Now you're gonna put the Yankee hat on? This is it. I'm still you and I'm gonna meet you guys at the game. Bull Free. Come on, man, if you're gonna go, you gotta put your Yankee stuff on, you're not going down share, Come on comment a nice nights. I go into a baseball game, nice night to night the game. Do you just wear you a little cute? I wear what I want the game tonight? That too. I'm always down for a woman who wants to go shopping with me. Love men's cloth. Come on this guy, yeah, because he needs a lot of fixing. Bull freak, Rannie, his bull freak comes in here with cut off sleeves. Have you ever seen his sleeveless shirt? He looks grimy. It's not quite a tank play softbore, I work out, I run. I don't wear that inside. It's not quite a tank top. It's not quite a short sleeve shirt. It's just a cut off the shoulder workout cut off at the shoulders. Who the hell's wearing that? Ship saying the plaid's not going to the game exactly? How much? What look like? Not like that? Now what you wear? You gotta look like a little This is why he hasn't exactly and even a little sexy. And he's been divorced three times. Women go to the games. There's a lot of hot men everywhere. There's a lot going on. I haven't a love sports, so I think that the baseball game is awesome. But at the same time, there's a lot of scenery to take and evidently loves the sports and scary joke says he's got seats for us behind home plate. I didn't promise that you sing behind. We're gonna work on that. We're gonna work on that. You said we're sitting behind no play and I don't know about that. We might be we are. Oh my god, that's demanding of you. Is that how you how he invite you? That's how we roll. She's very demanding. She's like, I'm a hot chick. I demand to sit up front. You do that. Women do that at concerts. You do that everywhere. You do that at the nightclubs and bars. You go to the front of the line. You're like, hey, look at me, look at me, Send me in. I'm a girl. Well, Share, do you even care about the baseball game? To be honestly, I do so much. Name three guys on the Yankees besides Alex Red. She's yeah, come on, hold on, hold on, wait, hold on, hold on us here comes here, here comes This is for share. Uh. She's about to start naming three Yankees, and she's gotta go. She's gotten a really long time or for this one? What's it? Air? You know? Meaning star Mike Michael Michael tight ass? Listen right all I can tell you look really good from behind? That doesn't there? All right, wait, I'll tell you this much. I'll know three of them by the time we leave. That's right, you know what number? And they might know me and she might be in the locker room exactly. Can we take me after the ball? I'm gonna go Google dos, Come on, man, give you something, she's gotta go. You have a data professional athlete. Yeah, that's the next podcast. Oh, I'm running I'm running it down. I'm running down. Share has dated? Can you can you give us? Rhymes with dated a pro athlete? So I have to go buy some clothes right now for you with gabron pains Come on you really? Oh my god? All right? Share? Thank you? It rhymes with Groby crant, get up, scary bastardized verse stocks never again that once again? Dogs? What do we learn today from Share? She's a model, she's a private nothing about bas but she's got lightness to carry and she knows nothing about the Yankees or the mix and what do we look like? We learn at every day should have twenty to thirty parents fun to wear. There has to be a variety. We learned the share dates pro athletes and we also learned that balfreak, you should not be going to the game like that. That's what we learned today. What do you want me to do? You know? I like what share comes in? Share teaches us. I could have told you the same thing, though you can't. Will try to get out of the studio and she dash, she goes, he freaking it out. Pretty strike the old game where you pulled it door, then you walk through and then it closes behind. Can't we put a wager on this? I really want to wage or something here. Scary you're a big Mets fan? Nonsense, exactly here, you should have no eyebrows today exactly, No, no, not just today. But it's based on the series. It's to its city and to a Yankee Yankee stadium. And seriously, if it's scary, if if the if the Mets lose, we should be able to shave your eyebrows. Okay, I thought about let's do something else then, like what what if we what if we paint a yellow paint a blue letter Y on your chest for Yankees. If the Yankees wins, he's sitting this frat boy, he's foy you gotta what do you want to wage? Then? What do you want to wait? I don't want to wage your anything. I want to go with my plaid shirt and not be let feel self conscious. But if the Yankees, you gotta wage or something, I said, buy me a bottle Jamison. Oh my god, tell you what if you're wak's something that we should be wagering on the All Fair Show, drop us a line and on Twitter at the All Fair Show or on Gmail at the Affair Show at gmail dot com. Let us know what you think that we should be wagering on the met Yankee like we do with Lebron and the calvs Series and what that was? That that was the NBA Finals. This is the Yankees Mets. It doesn't get any bigger than And there's one thing, there's one of the things we have to cover on this. What else Greg t wants to leave in like the sixth inning like a bitch. I stayed till the final out of the of the game. It was a close game. Bottom of the tenth I had to wait till the end of the tenth inning to see the Mets lose, my team lose, And then I walked out of the stating, you're a bitch because you want to leave in the sixth inning. You back me up on this. Real fans stayed on the end. Yeah, but if your team is getting killed like in the in the seventh inning, like ten runs, then I don't I understand you want to people on the sweaty train talking about if the game is close, we stayed. I watched you on TV this night. I saw you stayed to the end. I actually was watching last night and I was It was consciously in my mind that you were still there. I was impressed. I'm like, I wonder when Scar is gonna leave you to the end? How did you know that? Because I was on TV. I was on television. That's right. It's a pack stadium. I don't even pack them in trade for I don't even pack like that. Sardines call me up. Bit. You gotta be kidding me, so you yeah, you are a bit? Does you guys get up super super early? Don't care? That's I appreciate true though In all in all, honesty. Okay, if the game is not close in either direction, will leave seventh ditty, We're done. I'm down with that. But like four three to four runs? But right, but if it's a two run game going out of there in the ninth inning, no, we're staying. If it's a game or I stay. All right, you know what, what's your thoughts on that? At the off air show at Gmail stop leave the game? Yes, you do the track, just sh at the off Fair show. Why do you want to sit there the whole entire time? That makes no sense to sit there the whole thing. I'm not doing it. Okay, I'm not doing it. Drinking Pirate Captain has dropped Anchor yard be the end of our podcast, the end of that I'm writing it. We're out of hole in a bottle of right, talking to my friend's share today. We see it tomorrow on the off Fair Show Monday, great tea spelling be let's talk about it tomorrow. I'm excited to tell you about Okay, you do that to teaser? Just watch me now, just last me. I guess swatchwatch, I guess. Yeah, it's just watching