The Off-Air Show - 'Under Promise and Over Deliver' - Ep.55

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand presents Just the off Air Show is Scary Jones and Greg T five It's scary, Greg T freak bron Right. We are here for you today on the off Air Show Home We are good. Oh my god, play. We're gonna take it cost too. Don't come looking for us next week because I'm not gonna be on the Beach Show. If you wow, alright, you did miss something episode fifty five, which if you got forty five episodes to go, hashtag worse two. First's try, we're trying to let's try to go worst the first. Here, We're not trying. We're gonna go We're going worst the first. Do you like that? Lots of sausages? Worst the first, worst, the first, the worst, worst? Oh, I like that? The worst. W e r S T to first. You can sell it however you want anybody else wu r s You don't even know the hell you're talking about. Worst the first and a hundred hundred episodes. That's or the bottom line. You've now missed the joke for I don't care about joke. Nobody cares about the joke. The liver worst than whatever, worst, Nobody cares worst. It's worst it's a few a little feedback on social networking. A couple of people like that worst is sausage, so worst to first wr Yeah, that's ridiculous. And why had my little absolutely my sing song, my sing song a melody? Right there was too pretty much. Forewarn everybody that next week we will not be here this this do we have an alert? We have some kind of a sound effect that that would be you you're sitting there behind the panety something that sound in fact, that both freak to make the music. If I was sitting there, I'd have a sound effect already. I would like to to make the music with this. This is what you're gonna get. You're having about that right once you think before you ask? There you go, there you go happy? Are you happy? Thank you? You ask him? That's what you're gonna get. Okay, what's sound effect at that's not even a sound effect? He that is his go to his go to crutch is is to put some kind of stupid voice on. It sounds so ridiculous, dude, He's scaring people on one at a time. That's what he likes to do. And then he plays anything you want that it's dead. No, that's no, I was better. How about this? You're running everything to you are the worst DJ in americath What are learning people too? That we're on vacation. We just want I want to want to just help you because I want to manage people's expectations ahead of time. Because because today's show is all about managing expects. Managing everyone's expectations, we need to really bring it down and we to reel everybody in and explain to them what we do, who we are, We come in every morning. Wait, before you get started, is this your speech? We should open with this, get on the soapbox, take a step up? Do that. I thought maybe the opener we should kind of you know, celebrate somebody's birthday. There's there's two famous birthdays today. This, this is more of this is what you want to get this off? This is getting this off my chest and then moving on and then we know, because you know, I want to start with the negative and then go to the positive. Alright, that's an interesting way, man, because you want the bile out early. You don't want to end band with ice cream Wow, both freak because if you end with bile, make up sex, I like that makeup make up sex. Yeah, you want to end with the bile. You're gonna go have bile going into your weekend. I see it. So we're having an argument and then we're going to an argument. We're not argument, but this is a nice give your speech, get up on the soapbox. Why don't you explain your start somewhere, like explaining people and what's going on. The phone number out where they can reach us. The phone numbers are relevant because we're recording and it's too late, all right, So so I would like to hear I would like to accompany you with some relaxing music. I'd like some relaxing all right, you get started. I'll just come on. I would like to say, ladies and gentlemen, where we are about to go? Uh. Prior to us going on the OFFERIR show today, bald Freak has As has said, you know what, maybe we should play some zen music because it's about to get a little bit heated. See see that that's in your hast right, there's okay, pass your passion. There's a couple of things that that are our Uncle Scary Jones needs to get off his chest. He wants to address well and scariest defense the listeners are also equally passionate, and I appreciate I love that too, but you need to we need to get it. We need to all same page. You know, I was not prepared for this episode. I was not. You didn't bring a sheet, so so um, okay, so we got First of all, yesterday we were not here because bald freak Ronnie and I three people are two people. The two of us participated in the company's softball game, the I Heart Media Softball Day, because we worked for a company. At the end of the day and there is there are these things called team building, and we do all kinds of stuff where maybe at your company, maybe get your company, they do this where they go out for a fun family day picnic, they do some fun stuff together. Music for softball out in the park, Central Park. Because we're about to get into Ronnie's send music. It's gonna turn real quick. So because his softball day, right, and then which is afterwards for drinks. Afterwards, we have a couple of beers. We had fund some deviled eggs. Yeah, we know what he did. He went, we sat at the table. We left the game early. But I'm like, you know what the Yankee game is on. Let's go, we have some beers, we'll talk, we'll hang out, and then when everybody else comes out, we'll hang out with us. Sure, Sure, Sure. I go to the bathroom to change my shirt at of the softball game and I'm in the bathroom. I'm thinking to myself, he's going to order something without my and he just aside. I started a bunch of deviled eggs. But why devil eggs? That's disgusting this summer time, summertime. It's not outside. It's my uncle. My uncle Tom eats deviled eggs. Eggs is so good. That's the most disgusting thing ever in the summertime. To sit there and chat out. We were in the air conditioning, and it makes it better. The bar. Give me some music for the bar, A bar music? What's going on? Picking a picture of the second? Was paying the picture in the bar? We're in the bar, and then the devil crispy bacon bits on topic, so freaking you enjoyed it. I had a couple. Let's give me some bar music and to you through how you order this is just through little toilet flushes. D So that's where we were. We were so angry. We went to play softball. We had a great time. We went out for the after party, open bar and all that stuff, and it's deviled eggs and so a lot of people in a lot of companies, this is what they do. I don't know if they all play softball, but you know what, they do different things. But besides the point, so we had one of those days yesterday, right, I like that ball for you this tonight and Zen music. What happened was because we did not do a podcast because we had this softball day, right, people were upset with us. There were a couple of people that I saw your Twitter comments, saw a couple of email go by, especially at the off air show, which can I just come to your defense for one little second? Okay? So in a in a roundabout way, what I'd also like to add to what Scary's talking about is, in all fairness, when when Elvis Durant told us, hey, guys, why don't you start up a podcast, we also thought, oh my god, when are we gonna fit this in our day? Because what the audience doesn't really know is that what really comes first is the Elvis duran Morning Show. That that's the first thing, and then after that there's a lot of meetings with the real deal meetings, not like silly meetings. I'm glad you explained. I was gonna talk about this after, but we'll talk about it now with some with some salespeople or even some of our bosses, because we do the bosses. At the end of the night, we try, we we get in the studio, we get phone taps, We try and get phone taps, right, that's right, recording phone taps. You know how long it takes to get a phone tap, which is what doesn't know They don't know what. It takes about an hour and a half for us to get into the studio to try and attempt a phone tap to call the accomplice. Right, Oh, they're on. I'm on launch call tack in fifteen minutes. That's right, my husbands in the next room. Not only that, but sometimes when you actually do the phone tap and then you ask their permission can we air the phone tap? Sometimes the the person that that that that the phone tap was done on says you can't air it. So hence you gotta go back to it and do another phone tap so that Elvis can have one for the next day. So what we were trying to say, is there's a lot of work, a lot of work to be done before we get to play. This is our playtime. We love doing this podcast. Walt free Grant, you also have you also have other jobs. Even though we call you the ball freak, you really do have a legitimate job here at the I Heart radio station. Right now as my key my hands are on this keyboard, right, I am doing another job at the radio stage. Correct. And the audience doesn't understand that either. O. You oversee the afternoon, the the midday show, which is the Ryan Seacrest midday show. I only got two hands, correct, So you need to be in another studio handling the Ryan Seacrest. He's got his eyes on it right now. You can see what's going on. So we've managed, we managed to make sure that that Balfrid Rannie can see what's going on in the other radio station studio. Am I right? He's only got two hands. All this the pain, the picture we're painting is that we're very busy people, and the podcast is unfortunately the last order of business, not by our choice, but by the choice of the people who employ us and and pay us our salaries. Because because we don't get paid for the podcast, and really and truly what we didn't count on is the actual passion um from the audience, from the offair show, audios popularity. So that's exactly we didn't realize that in fifty five episodes that this podcast was really and truly and we're not lying, but I don't really taken off that whether we do out this podcast, this hinges on your day and how it's gonna make or break your day. But but we I guess it does, and and I that's a tribute I guess to what we do. But we want to thank you right for loving our podcast. You're so correct, and we want more people like you would. So so yesterday there was a cup of cults yesterday you know what it has. And yesterday there were some things that were said in social media and through the email at the off air show that Scary Jones would like to I'm gonna dress one thing and you're gonna address a tweet. You're gonna twitter, okay, but for the tweet. I don't want zen music. I want angst. I want anger. I want I want anger music. So this one was directed at me, Scary Jones. This is kind of music you want for this one. Yeah, I'm okay with this. Sure yeah. Uh it says uh that dear off air show. You guys are great guys. I've been listening to the Big Show, We're great guys and now your podcast since the beginning. And it's not fair that you guys say you're giving us the listener a show Monday through Thursday, correct and then decide that you don't feel like doing it one day, me yesterday, and then just forget about us. You're never going to make it to the number one spot without a little this dedication. Scary, You're always This is where. This is where Scary got angry, where you got angry, get angry. This is where person no, no he did, because did he not march back to where I sit is I have a desk here at the radio station. I have a desk that nobody knows about it. I mean, I'm in a room and I have a desk and I do really work out. Scary comes pounding out, come comes like yeah, and he comes out to my desk. He's like, wait, let me tell you something. T I am mad. I'm gonna take care of it. On their show, scary. You're always the one to bail on us. The listeners, Greg T and Ronnie are always there no matter what. That's not true. Yesterday because bald freak Rannie and I were both going to play softball. I choose not to play softball, which is because there is a lot of arguments that break out and I don't want to want to get into the middle of it, Like here, strike out, I'm out here to point out this person's run on sentences or they're all lower case use of bad. You don't need to keeping class, keeping up above board. You don't need to go there. Come on now, spellings of words, okay, and Greg T so, but the fact there is wrong. Ronnie and I were both out yesterday. Just read the email. Stop explaining every line. Just gotta be honest. You're here. Socks that you were ball freak up to your knee were so silly. I gotta be honest. Black socks ridiculous. What the hell was that? Why do you wear socks up to your knee? We're really talking about this. That was that was not That was not part of the by the way, that was not part of the email. You offended down. I want to know why do you wear socks up to your knee. That's a sports thing. That's ridiculous, the sports thing. It's an athletic sock and match my out. So I was color coordin yourself. Guy, that was in a side that was that was not part of the email. Okay, I'm trying to keep it zen here and you and you're you're breaking me a little bit. Everything everything, everything's inn think back to back to the zen, back to them. Okay, scary, scary. You can criticize this email all you want, and I have, uh but deep down you know it's the truth. I don't care if you block me. Okay, Now you're getting defensive thinking that I'm gonna take your comments. So seriously, I'm gonna block you. I'm not gonna. But I don't look that down. Don't up with them down. I'm not blocking right now. I'm not blocking them. You're being You're being You're upset right now. So now you think you're saying, how dare you think that I would do that? You probably will, they say, because you don't have the balls to read this on the air. Well too late. I did, right ball, And I'm not the only one who thinks this, I want to touch your big balls. I guess. I guess. My guess is that this person has a lot of people listen to the off air show and they're there. I don't know hashtag touch your balls. I I weigh every days it's actually supposed to be. I wait, I wait every day to listen to your podcast after the big show and imagine my surprise every time. Imagine you bail. Thank you, guys. That's from Keith. What he would say from Keith Hall eighty five at gmail dot com. Keep giving out his email address or keep Keith Hall eighty five at gmail dot com. Thank you Keith. Alright, so my response is, first of all, the response, no, don't take mine I'm fired up line, do not touch my ms fired up. I don't need music for that. Well, you gotta get something, No, I don't. I want to thank Keith. Come on, you're not feeling happy, are you? No, I'm I'm actually well they're stay happy, then you're happy. I'm thankful that we have listeners this passionate and I thank you Keith for being a passionate listener. But in all sincerity, we do have other things that we have to do on this podcast or outside the podcast and and then we be future letdown and Softball in Central Park is one of them. It's it's family fund, it is the funday for the company. It's a data network. And hang out with everybody who did your network with yesterday, anybody though the head honcho, Oh you're with Scott just really the big man. And we also followed up on some of our potential sponsor monetary podcast an important part of what we do here because if we start making money, then this will become a bigger part of everybody's life. Of we still want to turn into this whole session into this maybe you could have got a sponsorship for your long long socks A complimentary from birch Box. Thank you birch Box. So so all I gotta say in response is thanks for thanks for the love, and thanks for being dedicated listener. But you have a lot of facts wrong. There's a lot you don't know that goes on behind the scenes, and I want to manage your expectations. And this is a lesson for everybody. They teach us to business. Ski is giving lessons, teaches the business. They teach this to business people in the sales sector and everywhere else. They say, No, there's a couple of things they rector sector is that I love that airplane? What? What was that? What was that? Was the airplane? One or two? Which one was the original? The original airplane? What do we have? Do we have clearance? Clarence, I love such a great movie. Was the thing that was the stone came out of? Out of airplane? Was there a good song from airplane? So great? Focus? Please, I'm focused. I am absolutely focused. This is my fun time. I look forward to hanging out with you guys, young man, Okay, listen. So so I just want to in business, Yeah, they say ABC. The ABC is always be closing ABC meeting. When you're leaving somebody at the end of a of a meeting, you want to close the deal you want or you want to close. There has to be something you don't leave open ended anything because okay, but that's one thing. But the other major point in sales under promise and over deliver. And that is where I was going with this whole thing. See we Greg T or something. Greg T has a way of great Greg has a way of over promising and under delivering. Me. Blame it on me. This is now he don't on the bus. Gregg T is a problem. He AMPTI promises people. He has overpromised and under delivered. Because gregg T doesn't know sales. He promises t shirts on the show and he goes nuts. He's also said to everybody made this blanket statement is that the song put me in coach. We love that song. Keep with that kind of yeah sounds scary coach that you gotta play that. That's a great song. Put me in coach. I'm ready. This guy is trying to teach you all the lessons of business. The audience is done with this, right, and you dress a car you are like a three year old. Right, that's right. You're talking about the movie Airplane. Good. You're asking for John Fogus song. You got the John Forward song. This, this is yesterday, this is this was for the software. Scary Jones, Scott Hope, I like this, having such a bark for the softwalk and what he says, hanging out in right fielding his long socks, dropping balls dropping in front of me, balls over my head. I'm played pretty well, I said, then said he sees some girls and pretty girls going one for three, reaching first piece on an air man, I'm beating the drowne and the sun came rappy day, my free pizza. You don't move this man, don't move. The song is really from Bull. I'm sure he was around before. But if the brown pants, why for already today? Already today, today, Jane or any position A great yeah, I wonder what we're gonna do next. We're talking baseball alright, So so somehow, so somehow the moral of your story is on the podcast, we tend to over promise and under deliver, which you said we before. You're throwing me under the bus. No, but yes you do unders But you say we're gonna be on Monday to Thursday forever and ever and ever. But we are supposed to be on Monday. We're supposed to be. But no, no, But the way we need to rephrase it right in the world of sales and business, as I just said, we need to under promise and over the of her and that is the fact that the audience is tired of being lied to. We need to you're not listening. But this is exactly what's going on in the political world right now. The American people are tired of being lied to. They want to know is their podcast gonna be on? Is it not gonna be That's all they want to know. There's no black or white to this. But but you can't lie to the order. Not if you lie to the audience, they turn away. The American people are tired of being lied to. That's why they're turning against all the politicians. You have to len't understand what's going on. No, you're tired of making But you're not understanding what I'm saying. What I'm saying, understanding we need to under promise and over deliver from now on. That that's lying to the audience. No, it's not. It's just saying we're going to be on that podcast is gonna be on when maybe maybe Monday through Thursday, unless there's some other things that we have to do beyond our control and that are above us, and that things that that remember, because we said we should let the audience know that ahead of time. We just we just told them just now that the podcast comes last. I understand that. But you're telling but you didn't. You knew that you were playing softball, So did you, Balfrey? You both knew, and none of you addressed it the day before you walked away and let the audience hang. Had you just addressed and say, hey, guys, listen, we gotta tell you that tomorrow we want have a podcast because we're playing softball for the company, well then the audience would understand that, but without being honest and telling them. If the audience goes to the podcast and it's not there, and then you're left for me to go to social media and go, hey, we will explain tomorrow, and then you get into fights on social media. Great, you want me to go there? Now, now you want me to go there? You ready for that? I think yeah, in that case, I'm going to go there. And it is a birthday grapes. No, it's not you. I just say, you know what, Can I jump in here for a minute? You want to go? Do you mind? The Voice of Reason steps in here? Sure you know what? It's podcast? Yes, that's right. At four episodes a week. Maybe you know, don't like listen to two in a day. Oh, but now you're saying something else. Shut up. I'm shutting his mic off. Let's make his point. No, let you talk say make your point before you shut up. I was gonna say that if we know we're not going to be able to do a given day, then why don't we reward the audience and give them an extra podcast on a Friday or do an extra what we did a forty six minute podcast on Tuesday. If you think you've done two shorter podcasts and maximize their time, but we are looking that by doing a big one on Tuesday with forty six minutes long and longest ever. We thought we were compensating by Wednesday. Maybe you got through half of it and he finished the other half yesterday, but we probably should have made it two separate. But we didn't realize that Kelly was gonna call him for Philly and tell us that she's waiting to see if she has chlamydia or not. I mean that really kind of you know, take that's where the show. But let me stop and say to the audience, yes, wait, let me do I'll do this right. What only know the grape The grapes are pretty good? Were you the grapes from Fresh Direct? The CHEC sponsor? I love you like I love the passion, even if it's negativity, like there was some negativity and Keith's email, I saw it. You voted it to me as well, overall. But but it started and ended with passion. You didn't have to say you're gonna block me now, Okay, well, okay, now that's great. Okay, you don't have to do that. But but the fact that Keith took the time to tell us how upset he was means something to make me something to man. And I'm gonna write you a song, Keith when we come back from break. I'm going to write you a song because you because I want you to feel better about this podcast and I want it too, And I do love you, Keith, and I'm not there's no ill will here. But as far as you you monkeys, I wasn't privy to your your your poop throwing fight earlier today, throwing fights you mentioned I should answer some of these people back on Twitter. Y lashed out of one of our listeners on Twitter. I was defending ourselves. I'm defending what we've talked about off off air. I was defending. I was coming to the rest. I was stepping in saying I'm not gonna let this guy rip us apart, all right, so give me my music because it is Rob Halford's birthday today. It's all about love, though, it's all about Rob Halford from Judas Priestro, Judas Priest. I need some Judas Priest music for my little grand and heads yeah birthday here, he's gay involved here something like you God, I can't getting popped off. So here's what happened. So here's what happened. So we've got a situation that occurs here. Again. It all goes back to the Elvis Durand Morning show, hence where we're all from. Elvis Durand came to all of us and said, guys, nice green think for the great. He said, guys, if you want to start a podcast, go do it. So Scary came with me. I said, let's go do a podcast. We met up with bald Freak. We start off fair show writing at me and I didn't voluntarily do this. And some of the other girls got together. There's there's web girl Kathleen, there's Bethany, and there's also Sam the producer. And those three girls got together and they said they're gonna do a podcast and they call it the Acquired Taste. And this is not We don't pin each other up against each other. We're part of the same freaking team. I've been doing a podcast for four years, Bro, what's the one that you do about yourself? Independent? Minded about independent? When we're not competing with that, we're not competing with the fifteen minute more, we're on the fifteen minute mortage. They're all called Elvis Duran Presents. That's what they're all called. We have nothing to do with whether or not our podcast is good or bad, whether acquired tastes. Like if you if you if you go to direct TV right, you're you pick any channel you want, You're still with FiOS or a Comcast or whatever you want to do. It doesn't make a difference like ornaments on your Christmas right. So so so therefore we'll give you a serious ExM. One channel doesn't care, feels into the other. You subscribe to serious section. So when Henry Davidson, Okay, I'm gonna call you out, Henry, I'm gonna call you at no I am, I don't care. I'm calling you out. Man. When Henry Davidson lit up into us with this with his little subtle which I can't stand, the subtle little tweets, you know what did he right? Okay, So somebody was saying, like, oh man, we don't have a podcast listen to today, meaning yesterday we didn't do one. So he starts saying and he goes, well, you know, and he acts all of us and the people that are complaining there was no off air podcast. He says, well, you can listen to Acquired Taste podcast, you know, and highlighted, and he highlighted because they have one every Wednesday. And then he even too, by the way, by the Henry Davison, that's a dick move, right, and he says, he goes and even on vacations move because you don't you don't copy the person exactly if you were talking to somebody behind their back, right, So you want to make something disparaging Kim Kardashian, right, you're gonna copy her on that. So what I'm saying is what he doesn't know, copy someone else. What he doesn't know is that I am not going to allow a division to come here within the Morning show family, because that's what you're doing. What you do something like he was inciting a Twitter exact, he was inciting a Twitter riot by copying them in so then he hosts that they would respond. Then he goes as far as again to say, you know, you gotta give the fans what they want. If you're gonna go hashtag worst to first, and he says, like Acquired Taste podcast consistency. No, they're not doing that. That was never their plan. They're not doing hashtag works the first. This was the guys. We came up with it. That's what we did. Should we get Kathleen in here? I'm gonna tell you one second, we're gonna explain something to everybody. So web girl Kathleen just came in. Scary is trying to get her some music. Okay, here some the French something. Sexy girl, Kathleen. I'm glad you came in and I appreciate that. And just the fact that you came in here within seconds shows the what it's how close this studio is to where you're even working, what you're doing. We're all working together, Okay, everybody's working underneath Elvis Duran Morning Show Umbrella. It's Elvis Duran Presents. And do you have a podcast with Pat, with Bethany and with Sam the producer and Acquired Tastes and Find Taste And it's a great podcast, is it not? Yeah, it's exactly if we have a fun doing it, just like you guys have fun doing this exactly. Like it's like when when Henry Davidson, who thinks he's gonna sit here and start an argument, which again, this is the problem with the audience. They're not here. You don't know what's going on. You're not within this family, within this house. You are what we call the outsiders, the competition. But there no competition, there's nothing. So when he's like sitting there, well, you know you should really listen, He tells our audience, you should listen to the acquired podcast, the Acquired Taste podcast, because they have consistency and they're gonna go from worst to first. How many How many podcasts do you guys do a week? We do one one w we do four. We do four shows a day a week. That's a lot of and it's Acquired Taste trying to emulate anything that we do here. Absolutely not our We lift each other up, that's what we do. We're all friends. We have nothing to do with a Wired Taste podcast. Everybody's just having fun. Exactly. So Henry again, he continues on Twitter. He won't stop on Twitter. He keeps tweeting even after I tell him stop it. My first one was not attacking him. The first one was to tell him to stop him then, and then I copied that he copied Kathleen wanted. So what happened next? Al right, So that's it. I appreciate Kathleen, thank you very much. So there you go, guys, web girl, Kathleen comes in from the Acquired Taste podcast. Please go listen to that podcast as well. That does not bother anybody here, you know, I really like I like Independent Minded. Listen to that. There you go, right now, just stop this and go right over there, cool indie music, right, And I do agree here. So ball Frey Granny on the side does his own podcast called Independent Mind where he talks to other artists that come into the city that are performing live somewhere, and he does that and he interviews them about their new music. I think it's great. I love it. I really do appreciate that. Keep going. What else you got? So what happens here is that we cannot allow the audience to think that they can manipulate other people by inciting a Twitter right, or a war about whose podcast is more popular or not. It doesn't matter, it's not what we do. You just took away his power by giving that speech, I'm trying to make it very clear that we are doing you know, he he has a video on his Twitter. He's wearing a My Day Friday T shirt from Carla Marine and we're sinstant Anthony. When they used to be here, when they left with Elvis Durant's help to go to another radio station in Seattle underneath the I Heart Media umbrella umbrella. Right, they are working for a radio station that is owned by the same company that owns all of us. It was all, you know, help from here to get them to go. They right, there's nobody at war, but the audience thinks they got they they know a little more and there's something going on. The calm down. Here's where I think he went off. You should not have You shouldn't even responded. You shouldn't responded. Fine done, you speak out of both sides. You shouldn't responded to your out and I'm responding to it in the proper form. You responded on Twitter, you lashed out. You shouldn't have done that. Now you know who the only one who didn't respond was this guy because you know what, Wait, what's up? Oh, he's got this power of this zen I hate when you do this. Zen. I'm not a fan of this. Zen. I'm not a fan of n So you know, like everybody relax, Why can't everybody relax? The listeners and you guys, it's just a ride. This whole thing is just the d whenever, whenever you get to go back on the ride and take the ride with us, come on and take the ride. And the ride is closed for one day. Don't just sit there and cry. Hang it six flags and the joker is closed. Okay, you'll get it next time. Come on, man, Yeah, like, go listen to the other podcast, because because we were all ornaments on your Christmas tree and we're all barking right, and sometimes Bulb goes out what's going on with you? And sometimes set right now, look at why don't you have shoes on? By the way, why do you what do you wear? He's got his ass against your barefoot in the park with George. Why he's got his answer. See, this is what I'm talking about. This isn't No, I don't want to hear about your right. That's where this is where the man gives a passionate speech and he's and he wants to let the people know how passionate he is about doing this podcast, and then he goes and he tries to crack a fart. Right, So, so what you're saying people should listen to these listen We're that's not the be all end all if we don't have a podcast that day, and don't expect one every day going forward, because I can tell you right now there are some days in my September calendar that I'm not gonna be able to be here. I'm taking a flight out of here at ten o'clock. That's fine. A Friday show we could, I mean listen to that. I'm open to that. If everybody can check there, you go with the door. On the days that they can't be I can't allow the other two people. The two of you guys want to do it, Okay, So I'm going to the I Heart Radio Music Festival on Thursday. On Thursday, September twenty, I'm going to the I Heart Radio Music Fest. I'm leaving a ten oh one. There will be no podcast on that day. The two of you are more than welcome to do one, and if you can't, it's not a problem, and the audience shouldn't be upset that why don't you throw it out to the listeners? Wait and I'll tell you that much. I am not going to the I Heart Radio. But you know what I am doing is I'm staying here representing the morning show. The Elvis Durran Morning Show knows what I'm doing. They sat me down at a meeting. I'm representing the Elvis Raan Morning Show at a walkathon that weekend, and everybody's in on it. Everybody knows that I will be there. What I'm asking you, angry little man, here, is why don't you throw it out to the listeners? Are passionate loyal listeners that on a day like where one of us cannot do a podcast, are they okay with the other two giving them a little something something? And if you're okay with that, or you gotta you got a dentist and point one day, or you gotta do an appearance at that at the Huggies factory for the diapers. Don't get me started about that. And we can we can still perform a functional podcast because we're three talented gentlemen. When one of us is attractive, I would say, yes, that's fine. I just don't want to get into the happen of that, because that's not what this podcast is about. This podcast about three jugs hanging out in the locker room talking talking tissue about pal Lurg's two young can hang the room. You know what I say? What do you say? You know? I have a song for You're gonna say it in musical form. I'm gonna say this in musical Let's bring some music. Three two three two yeah. I mean that's why I recommended can be here and one of us did. I we should do you guys should do a podcast, to do one without me, And I'm not going to be upset about all right, Well, you have to learn how to run that board. I run the okay, another you think one? He doesn't know. I host my own five AM pre morning show Monday through Friday. I'm in another studio. Honestly, the drunken fired capist everybody just Greg t is just a stupid idiot, doesn't know anything. I've been here twenty two years. Twenty two years, that's one station I don't know. Gosh two years? Great, all right, listen, all right, so that everybody like, are you okay? Now? Is everybody okay? Because I'm okay. I was okay last night and I'm okay today. Okay, we were running in quick sante. We didn't ge anything accomplished, but we realized this running a quick sand this is it right. We're not back again for a little while, and we should address that issue. We should tell you it was already to drop anchor very right now. We are not recording another show to be aired next week. Like I know Acquired Taste, they have already bad another show, but we're gonna be here right, So while we're on vacation, there will be a new Acquire Taste podcast, but there will not be another offer. We do our show daily and it's for the moment, and it's in the moment and we're not gonna be here because we're gonna be on vacation next week. We are what we are, right and that's it. Are what we are? We are? Kesha? Did we are who we Are? Put that one on? We are we Are? Yeah? I love that song and that's a great and speaking of Kesha, why don't we go out with that because we didn't play a song fo Yeah, and we have to kind of say something about tonight. Tonight's the big Elvis Duran Morning Show. Bash. Okay it stand the summer bash. We're gonna be you know, they're not gonna be able to be hanging with us and some are. If somebody's actually listening to this before some of the guys, some people actually come down, then we're gonna see some fans. Yeah, man, Kesha, come on ke and hey, like if you don't have a chance to uh listen to the Acquired Taste podcast to be a new independent minded podcast. Oh I do like it. Who's gonna be doing this? Junior boys from Canada from Canada Canadian music? Scary and dangerous with that because we make the hipsters on the nup when we got a hot pan signing up and yes Chrispy does we're running this town just like a web And no you don't want to listen. That got Jesus to tell us that clicher eyes, it's stuffy shripped all I love this side stick and sexiest let's cut out hot fut to like we're going hard hard just like the world is art art. We're park hard hard hard far fart. Know we're superstar we are we are. We're dancing like you're Dawn. Don't so sorry, won't run the works enough, don't I don't know, you don't go? You know we're superstar are fair show? Turn to that nice big night as the eldest Rand morning show. End of Summer Bash. It's going down to Peer fifteen. So if you're listening to this podcast three weeks from now, sorry, we already there. I wish you could have been with us. We had a great time and that was a lot of fun and go binge. Listen, go back and listen to the spelling the episode, the surviving episode and Lulu Leavin Laurie where she was supposed to go Jr. Came into the studio back with Chris Manzel was on one of our episode. If you think this is bad, now go listen to episode three. Yeah, man, it's much worse than this is. We have Theo Rossi from Sons of Anarchy and Mike Park from Pain's Pizza, and we have Kelly fro Philly Who's Who's wait to find us? Who else? The biggest stars in four episodes? Wait, how about the big fiftieth show? That was a huge one, And how about it wasn't how about LFO and Jeff Timmins of ninety eight degree stuff, Harry Reid didn't show r read did not show off dot one time that our friend's share showed up hanging in. Yes, we've talked about Marrissa to maybeing on seven episodes and she's still not here. No, Marissa told May still and next week when we're not on, she's still will be on un of Entertainment to keep you occupied for the next week in a day because we're not gonna be here Labor Day either, and will we are? Will we God have tea shirts when we get last probably done, I'm gonna go with know what. I don't even want to throw the closing teams to the show. I want to end with God and with this he hand we catch because we are who we are. Here we are and now he will take two episodes one week and David will be four day. Will do God like Nick Me and Henry Tumas. I still love you. We're going hey, David, I still love you. The Tuesday after we are, I want to say thank you to Elvis to Ad for giving us opportunity. Has hap you up there, so blast first and un episode four queen shout, we start make them look wrong. We start to make a book with love and brown. We didn't love a crow. Can you all any privatet gmail dot com and tell him what you thought of his email pace were up