The Off-Air Show - 'Two Faced Greg T and Bald Freak' - Ep.62

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Speaker 1: Off their Show, Episode number sixty two. Take one. Elvis Durrand presents Off Air Show with Steery Jones and Great Yeah, Episode number sixty two, And this will be the one and only take of this as we go from worst to first thirty eight till episode one hundred. Guys, you guys can count. I'm starting to feel it. I told you. By next week, I'm gonna have some numbers. I'm gonna ask the guys. I want to find out that from my heart, I want to find out who is ahead of us, who still gotta kick asses with, and who is behind us, and who's asked we already kicked. That's what you said. You're gonna knock on some doors by next week. Next went a matter of fact, Wednesday at eleven thirty, I have a meeting. I don't know if I'll be well, I'm not sure. I know. I know what you're thinking. You're like, that's when we record our podcast. So I'll try to postpone it too, like Wednesday at like two of lock, so you can see if I can meet down here on two o'clock and get some numbers. All right, you're gonna write the numbers in You're gonna We're gonna analyze the numbers. It could be like an NFL Sunday report. We're gonna go through the staff. Hopefully I can let you know on Thursday or hold it up to the following week. But I mean, you know, we do have some time here yet. But but we do have to know who's ass is. We've got a kick to become number one? Are we kicking as? We're not kicking, we're taking names. That's very diplomatic way to look. I never understood that saying, by the way, kicking asses and taking names? Can we just pat people on the fan? He's on the way up to the charts? Why you gotta kick everybody's ass? Because that's what we are. We're kicking, kicking? What is it taking names? Part of that? Mean? What does it mean? Taking names? That's an expression kicking? Ask and taking names? What's a good kicking as? What's a good song for kicking? Ask? Can we at least just explore what kicking asis and taking names means? Will you take their names? You just kick their ass? You want to know your name before I kick your ass? Taking names? Kicking as if somebody get back to us on that by the way. If there's anything on this show that sparks and sparks in interest with you, uh really, tweet us at the off Fair Show or email us at the Offair Show at gmail dot com, or comment on our Facebook page search for the off Fair Show. Yeah. If you hear something, say something that's right, I'm stealing that slogan from the subway. What's a good song for kicking ass? Like? Like I'm thinking right there, like like, what how about? What's that song? How are you tough? I got something? Who sinks that? Who sinks that song? God? Are you tough? Fabulous thunderbirds? Oh gar me that come on Scaring? Are a better song? A hip hop song? Come frough fighting, Comes frough Fighting. No, I don't kick as I would do a como line to this song, but listen to the lyrics. Listen to the light here is he's freaking horreendous. Listen to what he says. Listen to this. I'm gonna say your body was fighting? No way, I can't see a lot of ass kicking going onto the song. No tough enough? Come on like a car commercial song? You know, to all the off air heads, you know what you guys decide is it kung fu fighting? He doesn't have tough enough, you gotta have tough rambling. Get the Fabulous Thunderbirds up there. I'm guessing that it's the Fabulous Thunderbirds. If you want a song that it comes on in my iTunes shuffle a lot, let me just put it that. It really is studless Thunderbirds. Man, that's ridiculous. Google, I'm gonna google Google ball for do song. Give me something from like, you know, the Karate Kid or Rockley or something rock You come on, you want to you want to kick some ass. Rocky's way old and play when he's played at What about a creed Who's he's toughing? Rocky? He survived cancer. Spoiler alert, you know what, It's called tough enough? Whose things? Tough Enough? I don't think that's the name of the song. It is the name of the song. I'm gonna find it right now, tough enough. Obviously our classic rock station does not play that because otherwise it would be in this system. Come driving next minute, hold on, we're gonna stop down the entire podcast to do. It is Fabulous Thunderbirds. You're right, okay, it's called the Fabulous Thunderbirds. The only song from Fabulous sund the birds we have in here is called wrap it Up, and it's called tough f E n U f F tough enough. It's not in here, Loo, get up on YouTube. In here. He's got enough time for this fabulous Thunderbirds. Tough enough. Yeah, I'm sorry. We can't get it for four minutes on this. Come on, you can't pull it up on YouTube. I don't have it right now. I'm feeling angry right now, YouTube. I have something else pulled up on YouTube. We have ready to go. We can only do one thing at a time. Kind of let this fire by saying what is kicking aid and taking names exact here we are so great song. Our audience wants to hear it. The audience is like, I'll tell you what, let's play it on Monday. We'll never make a song of the day on Monday. We're still gonna want to kick ass on Monday, aren't we come on? Like we have to parentally and pretty kick ass. As a matter of fact, we're gonna we're gonna want to kick ass even more. Oh my god, I feel the flame on Monday. No, because we're gonna be one step closer to that? All right, Okay, I would have gone with like You're the Best by Joe Esposito from the Karate Kid in the montage that can't Wait, You can't wait? This guy that's a kick sho shall go on listen to that? Oh yeah, yeah, that's kicken as. I don't know if I was kicking after this song getther. I gotta say it sounds pretty good coming out of your phone, right into the microphone. We can fire all the engineers here at iHeart media right, it's listen, seems less and paco coming out of a little speaker. Listen, you're right, you're right and right? But how to go? That's the kind of song we need, That's how we're we need. We are kicking as we played that song. Then we're definitely climbing up the chats here you guys, you're gonna play the whole song. No, we're not all right? Okay, there you go enough? So what are we doing here? What are we doing? We're talking about You can always call us a one part two one. You want to jump in on the podcast that right now, because we don't have a phone call, we have nobody lined up. We didn't even know. Why would we mention the phone number for Monday. It's all about Monday everything for Monday Today's podcast. We have no idea, but Monday's spot is gonna be great, right, So we're gonna take phone calls and play tough enough do you have? We do have some things to do. We're gonna be doing our off fair football picks in a little while. How we a parody song about the Jets all right? From Uh, it's called Jets all the Way Jets all the Way up from the Jets Army featuring DJ Chef and Crazy Christy. Awesome. And there's a video to that too. Wow. If you want to follow along along a Jets Army tv dot com, we're gonna give that to you a little bit. Also, Uh, we have social media feedback. Yes, we do lots to accomplish, and we want to know where you're gonna be going out watching your Thursday night football. Tonight is a big night. You've got Jets bills, So where are you going to watch the game tonight? Well, freak, what did you do over the weekend? Wait? The weekend? It's not here yet. What did yesterday? What weekend? Like the weekend of like February, I was out. I went to go see my boys in Lucky Chops, who were the house band with me on The Big Show. The Elvis are in Birthday Show. If you guys tune into that. They've got a very unique sound. The Lucky Chops high energy brass band from New York City. They've sold out Bowery Ballroom last night. I wanted to jump on on stage with them. If you do a YouTube search for Lucky Chops, you can see their cover of music. They cover some songs like Ariana Grande's Problem. We have this here. This is them doing it, millions of followers, millions of hits in live at hand Bones in Lawrenceville, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. This is the Lucky Chops. Yeah, this is the Lucky Chops. This was not last night. We find them on iTunes. Yeah. Really. They do an awesome cover of donsa Coduro. I've never heard of Donada. Come on, you work for the top part radio station. Who's Donza? Goodmarks he he help me out here, Donald mar Donza Cadura. We play it every two hours. So it's Lucky l u c K Wine correct Lucky Chops c h o pps hlp did that. I did it for you. I did it for you. I did it for you. I did for you. On this is this is Donza Cadura. We play this like he'll blast this. Oh I go song gown in the club, do it, come on stair, speak Spanish. This is what I do when I spoke to speak a little Spanish. Come give us some Spanish. Go on, show us how this song comes on. Go give me some Spanish. Go come on. Not talking. You know what I do when the club this comes down? I don't he's afraid to get it wrong. This is what I do when the DJ like suffer you go. I want to find my window because just can't suping. Wether's still dancing right now, rules right, all the girls are dancing right, and I go reading my body. Yeah, let's go, let's go, let's go. You go. I'm not gonna say you Spanish that show Okay. There's certain songs that you can't talk over. I need a nice club beat. That that was a dance that was like more bod yell ladies. It's reggaetone Spanish class. Now I can't do right. So the Jets Army sent us a song. They're playing the Bills on Thursday Night football. They thought this would be appropriate. So Jets Army TV dot com. Uh, they listened to the podcast. They love the show. And by the way, if you'd like to do a parody song or do something fun and a bit or whatever, we'll play it on the The Afair Show podcast. But we're not gonna do that. That we're not doing. So here you go. This is uh DJ Chef with the Jets Army with DJ Chef and Crazy Chrissy. This is called Jets all the Way Up. I don't know what's going to come out of these speakers. Here, come on, Jets all the way up. Just like the listeners, gets me, gets on me, gets on me, x Ray in the house, Crazy Christ all the way all the way up, Jet all the way up, all the way up, Jet all the way up. Nothing, Jet all the way up, all the way up, Jet all the way up, Jet all the way up, Jet all the way up. Nothing was Jet all the way up. We blee wing away in our tould show is tight with Jets on me, we rock the tailgate. What we came to say is the Jets came to play my boys, defferend Marsha're gonna blow you away. We can take it through the air. We can round them, pound back, Forte and Mars will run you around offensive stack and me as sick as a public. Nothing can stop a jet all the way up, Jet all the way up, all the way up, Jet all the way up, Jet all the way up, Jet all the way up. Nothing can stop us Jet all the way up, all the way up, Jet all the way up, that way up. That's from the Jets, the Jets Army TV. Oh my god, I thought you're gonna play the Jet song from West Side Story. I was getting pretty excited. That was Jets all the way up. Listen. I want to thank you. They made a music video. Listen all the way up, all the way up, give me it really all the way hold on, hold on. I want to say a for effort because they didn't. They did a wonderful They took time, they went into the studio. They did overlays of the vocals. They didn't take time and go into a studio. They did that in their bathroom. Music video on a four track in their bathroom. They filmed a music video and they did editing for video. Is a video here, Come on, get a music video for it was for the Jets. The Jets all the way up, they filming on their iPhone. Come on, these are not people that listen to our podcasts. Jet fans. Thank you, Christie, I don't think so. Hold on, it's Christie Bogue. They gotta be giant fans. That's why they did that song to embarrass themselves and DJ chef Jets Army tv dot com. If you want to see their video and you could get them at Jets Army TV. Tot them anything, tell them what you thought of their song on our podcast. You could tweet them at Jets Army TV. Let them know that you heard this song on the podcast. In trouble because our off air heads are gonna rip them, think so absolutely, they're gonna be in big trouble. I just want to know. Is he a DJ or a chef? Where is he? He's both? So here's what this guy does. He shows up at these high profile events and he cooks and passed out drvs while he's spinning. He does both things. It is a It's a san ginnaro, isn't it. Yeah, we're gonna do that right after we talk about football picks because we're on the subject of football. I think we were on the subject. Yeah, you know what, we Chef Dave Brody, the real party writer, write a good jet song for that that that I'm sorry Christie and Chef they didn't like Mr Jef d J the time. Who's gonna be wearing the golden sobreroraro? The sobraro? It was bald freak. This past week he went oh and three in his football picks one currently Scary Jones is the king of the football picks currently on and then Gregg T went one and two are keeping a running talent? Yeah? And what happens at the end of the season. You know what, I don't know. We should put money in the conquering. Why don't we throw on the hundred bucks each and then? I like that? Why not, I'll do it. You'll start over like this week. I'm already in a hole. No no, no, I'm starting over. I'll get fifty dollars. You guys give a hundred because you guys are ballers. I don't make as much money. No way, dude, don't wait. If we're putting money and we're all putting money in together, all right, you're just gonna put put fifty and you put in a hundred. Scary. Talk to him. He can't put I probably make about sixty percent of what you make. Well, scary, talk to him. They can't put dollars to do that. All right, all right, I'll do that hunt. All right, you're in for a hundred bucks. Yeah, we're now. I gotta take the serious. That's right. When it took a lot of pressure and already oh and three you gave scary. But you know me, I'm the comeback kid. All right, Okay, you just back. You can't dreaming, buddy. I know my football. You don't think I know football. Come back kids. I was never known for knowing sports when I was a kid. I never did. But now I actually do my homework. I don't even know how you got two wins less. I gotta be honest, I don't know how I'm about to have three more. I'm gonna be five and one this week. So I'm gonna go with my first pick here this week's games, I'm gonna let's see, let's do the Dolphins at the Patriots. You know, Brady's not pant played. Gronk might not play. Guess what though, I'm taking the Patriots over the Dolphins. The quarterback Jimmy begatonuts it's Garofalo, Jimmy, Jimmy Garofolo. He's a good looking at that guy, Jimmy Garol's good looking at Tom Brady. Down for the pat Tom Brady, Jimmy Begonut Brady list, Pats go, I got you turn, I'll freak you up. I'm gonna go with my Niners, who destroyed the Los Angeles Lambs last week. Excuse me, oh my god, I'm so excited. I kicked in the Niners. No, I'm not picking the Niners. I'm picking the defending NFC champion Carolina Panthers to destroy the Niners because the Niners could barely do what they did last week against a good team. I think. All right, so you got the the Panthers over the Niners and there's Niners. Alright, fine, that's your first game, alright, my first game here, regardless, I'm gonna take it for the team. I love Cleveland. I'm taking the Browns at home, beating up on the Ravens one o'clock Sunday. I'm down with the brown the Cleveland Browns. Yeah, I like it. Dog pound, dog pound, I love it. Go scary. Game two. Okay, Game two is going to be I'm picking the Tennessee Titans Detroit Lions game. Ugly game. I'm taking Detroit. They're gonna roll all over those Titans. And it's such a stinky game, it really is. It's there's nothing there. It's garbage. Alright. I think it's it's a tasty little nugget. Alright. Fine, so he's taking the lines over Tennessee. Fine, alright, Gay, got Ballford Game two for you. I'm gonna go with the Monday night game. Fly Eagles Fly versus up Bears. You love that you and I think no, I think Carson Wentz shot is load. And I'm going with dub Bears. Got Chicago, got you in Shi Town. Listen, my fraternity brothers to be upset. I have a lot of Eagle fans in my Fratorney. They used to all do the Eagles, Champ Eagles. I've been to a couple of Eagles games. Man, I love it there. Those chants are great. Right, they're hardcore shirtless guys in twenty five degree temperatures. All right, Game two for me? Game two, I'm gonna go. Drew Brees and the Saints headed out to MetLife Stadium taking on the New York Giants. And I think that Drew Brees crushes the Giants at MetLife. I'm sorry, I like the I'm from New York, but it ain't happening alright. In my third game, third game, scare, I'm gonna go with the uh Pittsburgh Cincinnati game. Yeah big, it's a rivalry game. I know. I'm going with Steelers all the way on this one. Wow, Roethlisberger over the alright, fine, got it all right, Balfrey, go game three for you. For me, I'm gonna do it all tonight. Rex Ryan bow three Jets, Bills, and my fantasy football team I have. Ryan Fitzpatrick is my quarterback this week. I benched Andrew Luck in favor of it because I'm playing a guy whose team's name is Fitzpatrick's Beard. So I want Ryan Fitzpatrick to beat Fitzpatrick's Beard, all right, and the Jets. So he's taken the beat Rex Ryan and the Buffalo Bills as Jets. Alright. My last and final pick for this weekend is gonna be Sunday night. There's no way I am not taking the packers over the Vikings. I want packers in Minnesota. Packers are whooping Minnesota big time in their new stadium. Alright, that's what I'm saying. Good, all right, now we're getting serious. Now I'm get serious. Now I'm getting hungry where You know what today is Stationari feat every year at the santon Naro Feast. All I can tell you is that I my mouth waters for sausage and peppers. You know, if you're not from the area, but you don't know what the San Ganaro Feast is scary, tell them about the San Gennaro fast history, and it's the Feast of San Gennaro. There's a saint that they honor. They walk at they walk a statue through the streets. They've been doing it since the beginning of the time here in New York, said, the little Italy section on Mulberry Street, tiny little Mulberry Street. They have this long ass narrow feast that works on for like ten blocks and and and this is where all the original Italians were at the turn of the century. The original Italians, well, not the original the ones that came over in America. You know why there's so many Tony's in American America. Why because all the Italians when they were coming to America, they really couldn't speak English, so they wrote on their shirt, you know Tony. So when they got here, the guys were like, where you going and they pointed and it said to New York to and what you know you? My uncle Bill told me that joke, and I was like, that's great story. So yeah, so I planned on going out of himself. Actually, I'm gonna be hanging out with Tony Danza tomorrow and Angela. Yeah, who's the Who's back in the sam I'm hosting Angela. I'm hosting the Cannoli eating contest in front of Ferraras on Grand Street in the Neighborhood tomorrow at two o'clock in the afternoon. Join us there, you and Tony Danz listen also to dance to tell him, tell him, tell him about Del Ferraras. Ferrara's arguably one of the best bakeries in all of New York City and they are down in Little Italy and that is an amazing place to go to. You see the cannoli contest later, All right, get judging together and angel will be the Ferraras arguably makes the best canoli they really do in the area, hands down, hands down down. They're having the canole eating contest to pan at the San Gennaro Fest. Are you competing against Tony Danz No no, no, no, no no no, you should be the wre judge. Yes, ready, judge contest. We have a phone caller coming up here in a second and Mambo Mamo. You wix up, Liana Hallebrasy do the mambo like crazy contest. I think they're to be doing as many can only as you could eat in a certain amount of time. And maybe it's just it's a cream sucking contest. How the host that, Yeah, you shouldn't you know what? I love man, I got the flavor for Italian women. I love them. I mean they're like these they got their nails done. They're all going do they allows the first come he's trying to sweat, scary, trying to get to purvy Pete but scary. Come on, do that do the Italian room and they all come out. I have aim love it seriously and at the feast they all look so good. You want to like, oh give to mop up greg ts jewel I love the way they all sound like Merca til mag speaking of you know, from my cousin Denny, you can always call us, h Hi, who's this Scary Downes, It's Chrissy Bog. What's up? Who's that? Oh? Chrissy Crazy. Chrissy was part of the duo from the Chef d Chef Oh that's right, Chef D d J, Chef Army TV, Jets Army TV checking in on the au Fair Show podcast. Yeah, we you know what, We just played your your song, Jets all the way up? Thank you? Hears ringing. Are you guys setting all the way up? Yeah? I gotta be honest, you know. Even Baldfreak and I we were like, man, jets way up. We love and I really loved it. Scary was kind of crapping on stop them from no no no no no no no no hey hey hey hey, I'm calling bullshit on them right now. I decided to play your song because you're a loyal fan of the Affair Show podcast, Chrissy, And then all of a sudden, Scary turned it off and I'm like, play that thing. It's so good, so soon. Greg T and the Bald Freak was screaming and howling that it was awful, and they said, shut that. Damn no, I was not. I wanted to find that. I told Scares and Scared they even have a video that's out and they did a great video. I told them, you know, when they hear this podcast, people already have gotten to the point where they all heard it. You didn't hear it an radio. Listen. I think it's a great song. I'm the Jets all the way up. Listen, Crazy Chrissy, you understand that we love this song. Scary was like, this is a wreck. Scary immediately said we should get Dave Brody to write a song that was kind of physical. That was Greg T. That was Greg T. With friends like that, who needs enemies. I'm talking about Crazy Chris, Crazy Criscy, You're gonna hear the podcast. These two guys were against me. They said that they hated the song. Come on if we really did that during the podcast where we admit now that we were like, like we've bad mouth the song. Was you you didn't hear the podcast and hasn't with you? Just huge Jets fans host Jets TV show weekly and do something fun for the Jets fans to everybody up for the season. Where do you host a Jets TV show? What channel? Where do I see this? You could see it on Jets Army tv dot com. Oh it's a website, got you? But okay, channel? So it is a channel. So why don't you guys tell everyone where they can get in touch with you and give you feedback on your wonderful song? Yeah, which I loved to crazy Chrissy ball two out of three cannot be wrong, ball freak again. Tell him we love the song and Scary hated it. Scary is a real down or sometimes see what are you gonna do? You know you can't like everything? Scary? I forgive Scary for you'll see later. Christie, Christie, why don't you tell everybody what you guys do as Jet fans? What do you think about the Jets bills? Were you going to watch the game tonight? Talk to us? Everybody could come hang out with us for having a watch party at Barley and Long Beach. We have Jetman coming down. Um, Eric Coleman might be coming down. X jet die. We have to die with the jet fight coming down? What about the what about the fireman? What's the Fireman's name the Fireman. D Yeah, you're gonna Fireman down there, you know, David to Dave? What was that? What Chrissie. We've interviewed Fireman ed before. He's awesome. I don't know if he's coming. We have Jetman coming though, So who is Jetman? For people who don't know, Baldfrey's got a song for Jetman. Hold on, he's gonna playing Balford doing on Christie and the Jetman. Christie and the Jetman. Yam, I like that. I love that. Let's get together. We'll do a duet. Oh, here it is. This is Betty is Betty the Jetman, Christy jet Man. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. We bost other words animals but not the bar. I'll take ready. You got the wicks wine and the Buffalo fills waiting for the Jets's bagging the flight over the buff We loved it. So we don't know why he sat down Crazy and the Jets, and we're feeling it's crazy Christie and the Jets, Chris, Christie Jean. That's so, how about this one? Crazy Christie and the Jets. How about Christie and the Chef? Are you giving them ideas Christian DJ chef. Well, maybe you could write a parody on that one and send it in Crick crick crick, Christie, Chrissie, Christie. If you can do that for us, that would be great. It's like John's in the room. Well, I love you. They hated your song. You'll hear that later on the podcast. They lied to you this whole time, Christie. But thank you, thank you for the submission. Okay, you know who to trust wants to come on the chow, come on and see it live for you? Oh my god, would you play it live in studio for us? We actually suggested that. Wester was like, I'm not bringing them up here. I do not want to h the one who would you deduced them? Sure enough, you'll hear later. Don't worry about it. I love crazy Christie and hang out with Yep. We're all jets Army TV. Thank you, Christy, and we're going to thank you for playing it. You got, don't you? Or you just send us more songs. We'll play them all, every one of them. And you know what, listening in off the phone down now you can come back to life. What are you seeing about? She she's she's what's wrong with her a lot? How does she think that that's a good song? Chuck behind her back? You gotta chuck behind her back. But you know what, but both of you, both of you guys. But you know what, we have to open it up to everybody because we know that we're nation wide. So you know what, if you've written a parody song for your favorite football team, if you can send it to us, we will air it on the off air show. Okay, so this is a call to all off air heads. You find out what song is? Do you like or write a song like FAVOROITTEBA team and will play write a Houston Oily song? No, it's a Houston Dixie. Yes, what guys? Another empty promise today? What we said we were going to do social media feedback. We're already four or five minutes in. Oh, come on you, we gotta go. We gotta put it to Monday, do it. We got a lot to do on Monday's only Thursday. Yes, you know I can't be here long on Mondays? Yes, I know, Well, Tuesday then a great weekend. Tie Just watch me now, it's just slatch me now, I guess fine, fine, swatch now, swatch I guess yeah, it's just watch me now.