March 30, 2017
The Off Air Show - 'The Top 5 Dating Sites For Singles' - Ep.122
Ep.122 - NCAA predictions; Social Media Feedback; Cher Knows the top 5 Dating Sites for Singles
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Speaker 1: Say. Elvis Durrand presents Off Air Show with Steery Jones and Great Tea episode on Yeah go get a great teath I'm over here now. I'm sorry. I have some nuts in my mouth. Yeah, you would be the first time. I love almonds, don't you? Guys like almonds? Love them? Doesn't love? What's the deal with these amons? I'm so healthy and there's so we have a lot of stuff playing for today, but my mouth is full and I'm gonna talk to the mouthful. And people that have anaphilectic what do you call it? Electic shock? What is it? What do you call it when like an person has allergies goes into a epilectic shock. But you're doing right now? And phylactic? Can you spell anaphylactic? Since I'm an EpiPen carrier, I can A N N I F L A C K E T. Congratulations, you get a think that's right? He could have fooled me. I gotta say, I'm not sure, but there's definitely way too many letters freaking anaphylactic without an give my ding ding dings. I think you want an it's anaphylaxis. You know what? You can go back and listen to the tape, all right. It replays itself over. You can go back and listen to the right if you can rock the real to real, you roll it back, all right, and you can find out the audio and you can figure it out for yourself. Greg, you get some Greg ding ding for the ding back. That's what. Don't you need derogatory terms? He gets upset. That's right. Today he's the champion. You're the champion. Today. He is the ch champion, the chick of the world. Alright, go of his own world. We're already sucking. We just got here. And you can always tweet us at the off air show, email us at the off air show at gmail dot com. I think after five days of empty promises, we might get to your social media feedback. Today we are and the nuts in your mouth. Some you get almonds? Can you get salted almonds? Yeah, I'll give you that favorite. Yeah. Just why don't you make an order? Place an order with me like I'm a supermarket light these you you'll be fresh derelict, fresh derelict from you. I also like the blue diamond, but you know blue diamond. You want a specific brand now? Well, Today on the show, here's some things we might or might not get to. Gregg t you're binge watching a new TV show right? Oh wait, are we going into the set this segment of the show right now? We're not ready for that yet. This is the tease. This is called the tea. This is where I where I tickle your nuts with a feather. I like my tickling your almonds maybe and going to anaphalactic. Do you think ball freaking give us a little new business old business like we used to do. I'll do that. You want to do some new business old business, let's go. Well, we might talk about getting into a real fist fight. Although I thought we covered that in a previous episode. I think you just didn't remove it from your sheet. Um, let's see the NBA season coming to an end. Uh, teams want to sit there, starters? Are you pour overpaid freaking I'm not even gonna go there spit it out? Or you're saying you pour overpaid goons? Yeah, it just sucks. There's a reason why you make millions of dollars. They want to win a championship. Yeah, but hello, what about the people that paid billions of dollars to see these to see these people on the court billions. We'll get into that. We'll get into that. Maybe is this part of the new business? Old business? Was I supposed to do? Like the stage at first? What happened? I thought you should I thought that you should know. We went through this before before we started the podcast. Screwed it up and he completely because you don't have a keyboard in front of a tree. You're supposed to be you know you sing? You singing dance? Still, I could do an acapella. Why do you give him the music business? Business? That's music nothing nothing is not nuts and nuts and nuts and nuts and nothing nothing business. That was great. Why don't we start busking? What's a busk? That was nuts? But what do you mean? What's you know what busking is? Right? Busk a bus busking with like just going out on the street and making music and asking for money. I'm pretty impressed with dude. We could be busk a rymes. That's could be the new group that's called busking. You've never heard of this? Do we could wrap in? You could wrap for people and we busk a rhymes. You know what you really could do on the street is you can actually do the bit that we're supposed to do, called taking it to the streets. We could, I mean where you should be? What's your thing? Though? Yeah, I did it once it was your turn a long time ago. Neither one of you guys did it. Neither one of you aren't gonna do waiting for Scary to do his his his turn now. I could do it on the way to the parking garage. I mean you could have to talk to people. Roy's an introvert, you know, I gut's talk to people on the street's tightly personality. This good do you guys do for the show? I mean, I'm doing it right now? Did you hear that you want to do it again? Ghost? Here? You go business business and want to do what they do? I do do what to do on the official nothing, nothing about, nothing about do what I do? Bro sounds so nice. We did? What do you do? Give me seven sheets of paper? Seven sheets of paper with grammatical errors, my binder and empty promises. I have the binder back of my desk, so all right? Also, Chery will be up here in a little while. Share nose with another. She says, she's got a good one today for us, as opposed to a bad one or one that that that's a tune out. I mean I think it's to be a tune in. People have been a hashtag share nos and we want a captive audience. Get you have no choice. They have no choice now and every day we're being hurt in different places and more places, different more announcement the country. Yea, more announcements to be made on that note in little while, but not today. See I'm kickling it with a feather. So also, we gotta we have a we need a NASCAR corresponding because we have people like Tim Barth. We are a big, huge Nascar fans. We want to talk about that. Here's the funny thing about NASCAR, right you guys listening thinking about Nascar? Steerry, give me some Nascar nacar music. What do you have for Nascar? Nascar rear NASCAR music. I'll get your NASCAR music. Let's get this out of the way right now. Okay, well, what do you get it out of the way. You make it sound like it's a bad thing. We're gonna go right into this right now. Nascar music for Tim Barth. Tim Barth, right, so we're making a special accommodation, is yeah, it's an adjustment by special request for Tim Barth. He wants to talk about Nascar. We're gonna get it out of the way right now. So obviously this song is called Riding with a Legend, and it's a bit I feel every day when I'm with you. Great. The thing about NASCAR that you guys failed to realize, because you know we we're we're up here in the Tristate area. By the way, is this song it's called riding with alleged has to do with does number three? Number three the original He's no longer with us, and I know he died in a fiery crash that's right in Daytona. So listen. The thing about NASCAR playing this like a eulogy, No, we're gonna play in the background. It loves the song. All fair heads, if you can think about speak to yourself. If the all fair heads can think of a great NASCAR song, please drop us a tweet and we might try to play it next week when we do the NASCAR Report. How about Primus Jerry was a race car driver. That's a great song. That is a great song. But this tissue, But this is a NASCAR song right from a guy from New York. Of course, how about Jesus built my hot rod by ministry like, look at you scared? The course of course, shut it up. We have this. Come on, man, Ministry, Jesus was an arcad. You know what NASCAR music is, so it is so like Senior Heart and don't talk one thing. My favorite skin, Dan along Ling long now it's most rod now talking about Nascar. Come all right, So NASCAR fans getting ready because you know what's going down this weekend, don't you. NASCAR is headed down to Martinsville Speedway. Yeah, they're going down a ridgeway Virginia two o'clock. Dale Junior's got some problems, doesn't he. There hot Dale Junior fans Evidently, Dale Junior's people actually emailed and he sent out a statement to all the fans saying, don't you think that he wants to win? He is struggling right now. But it's a long season. This season goes until freaking next November. Let me relax. We got a lot of time, had a lot of time for Dale Junior to make some changes. So get ready because Dale junr Will take his spot at of course the checker flag. You think so, I think so? I mean, you're a big expert, so I mean I trust you. You are you are the authority on NASCAR. I mean people always say that about you. Well, he's never he's never won it. He's he's never won in Martinsville. I do not think that that he's a favorite to win at Martinsville this weekend. So if you're a Daniel Junior fan and you want him to win this weekend, I don't think this is the weekend and it's gonna happen. Tim Barth, this this buds for you. Paul. Do respect him both. But as anyone of the three of us actually sat down and watched an entire NASCAR race, I will tell you that great t and I was hosted a great event with Danna Ka Patrick when that was for money, so of course you did it, of course. And it was actually at Dover Downs. I've been down to the Richmond five hundred. I was there. If anybody I feel like, maybe great teammate. Have you actually watched a full race? Yes, Tris and I actually we are. We actually at one point we're very big NASCAR fans, and then we just comes. She just liked the yellow eminem car. Elliott's but he's no longer driving for the Eminem's Elliot Sadler now drives I forget know you drives to a different car now, No, Elliot Sally doesn't drive for that car. But but you know what, though, we went down there without Buddy, Kevy keV and Gregg T and I got hot pass it. We got into the pits. We watched, don't we Well, yeah, it was awesome, but that's the only way that we got real lug nuts. We got lug nuts from Jeff Gordon's car, that's right. And uh, Kurt, we saw Kurt Bush and Kyle Bush nuts. It was great. No, no, no, no, no, what's his name? Johnson? What's his name? Johnson? You can't help it. Show a single race is like super Bowl? Saw Kurt Bushes Johnson, Kurt Johnson's bush rat cuff pooch rat. Listen to me, stop it. I'm telling you every single NASCAR race is like the super Bowl. It really is. The commercials are like the super Bowl, the racers are largely like it really is. And what's his name, Tony, Tony, what's his face? He was such a dick to you kidding me? Tony Stewart Tony stewart Man not disgrace, the legendary worked by him, and we were like, hey, what's up, buddy, and he just like kind of just like he didn't show you show well, listen, Okay, that's what's going on weekend with with NASCAR. But I didn't speak to Tim Barth on Twitter, and the off fair head said to me, if you'd like, I don't mind, I could be a NASCAR correspondent and I can actually help you guys out. So if we really wanted to and help, we can get We really could, in all honesty, and it would it would take nothing, maybe a simple phone call. We could probably record it with him, and he could probably tell us a little bit more about what's going on every week going into the next race. Okay, maybe that maybe it would. It would take nothing, and we don't have to say yes now, I'm not listening. I'm not poo pooing the NASCAR thing. But all you do is go around in circle. You just keep trying left. Maybe Tim Barth is a superstar. Let's give him. Let's give him sixty secons. Watch something where you just turn left. It's just turn left, turn left, turn left. Let's give our fans and our fair heads are fair army. Let's give him sixty seconds, like like, come up, prepare something. Let's see what you got, like make some stars, let's do some starmaking. Stark Barth. You are now on the clause. I think next weekly you're trying to record something with him speaking of cars and getting your engine started out of the way. What's going on with you there? This weekend? Greg? Uh? This weekend? What do I got going on? Actually? This wee can do something really cool. I'm hosting a great event for an organization that you can check out. UH. It's an NJ sharing network dot org and they are organ and tissue UH Donation Center. They provide people that are that are in need of organs and people that are donating organs. And what these people do, it's it's pretty amazing. You have to be a special person to be on the other end of the phone and listen to families call in that they are either a in need or that they're willing to be a donor. It's it's it's really amazing. So Sunday at one of the local colleges here in the area, Bergen Community College, I'll be hosting the run walk. That's early right. Then in the afternoon, my daughter plays in a big game soccer game. Soccer is back and Ella's big soccer game, the home Deel Dash is taking on the Marlborough I think they call themselves the Gold Blue Lights. No, we get Marble lights. And it's a big game to third. In the afternoon, it is going down. You ate soccer, It is going down, going down. So she's got soccer and dancing. Well, No, Jada does dance. Jade is dan. Why don't they both do soccer? Jada, are you kidding me? Jade one of the other. No, they can. No. Ellen does dance as well, just not as much as Jada, so she can't. She can dance, but she can't play soccer. I figured you'd be able to do both. Like song, you can dance. That's what I heard too, as soon as we talked about the Shafety dance, great Chicken dance. If she wants to her sister Ken play soccer. Dude, I had this song on a forty five. I'm not even kidding. People don't know that's well, there no friends of mine. Yeah, we want to where are they today? Where are somewhere that without jobs. Can somebody find out we should you know, what, why do we do that? Maybe we can find like a like a segment maybe started No, not right now, but maybe like going forward, like a throwback, like where are they now? I mean everybody loves that stuff. Give it to one of the off airheads sixty who wants it? Well, we don't. I don't really know them like that. I don't know. You have to figure out who's like a big brain, like who knows a lot about mus Let them tell us that's what they do. Okay, let's do that. We'll sign that. We're gonna start signing homework. What are we gonna do? Well, you know what we what we always do. So you're saying, wal freak. So you're saying that we should continue to kind of delegate some ideas to some of the off airheads and then award them sixty seconds on a podcast with their segment. Right, and if it turns out, you know, we'll we'll be a judge. But if it turns out to be something that that the rest of the heads are into, were were into, then we can make it a regular thing and doesn't have to be open to just the council or could be open to every singverybody, every every air head right or to get the council involved in so maybe in a judging perspective, but they of course they're also eligible to do whatever they want, so they're real quick. So here's where we're at that. So we would like Tim Barth to do a little sixty second segment about NASCAR. We got that, but now we don't know about this. Where are they today? So we'll do that with Men without Hats? So that's the group Men without Hats and we want to know what who would want to do it? How do we tehere? They are the biggest fan of eighties synth pop, oh, biggest fan of eighties sin pop since since I said, I said, since okay, I like that, all right, we'll move. We'll table that like everything else. I did want to bring up that I don't know about you, Gregg T, but I've been hearing from some of the off air army about how they are looking for work. They want to know what as a cabinet member are they supposed to do. Then I've responded because it's your cabinet, you know. I spoke to Marine Dan, your cabinet bro Chi and uh some of these guys, they really are restless. They want a purpose in life. You've given them these titles, but you haven't given them a purpose. And you know what, they're used to have some kind of regimen. You know, a lot of these guys are in the Air, Forced Army, the Navy, the Marines, the coast Guards. Coming. They they need to know, they need direction. Otherwise you're just gonna sit in their bunkers and just look freaking battle life. I I don't know right now. I mean that you know you created a cabinet, Well what what would you guys have the cabinet do? I just told you one by one homework. Come on, drill sergeant, get some needles and thread out, and I don't tell you what's happening with me real quick. First of all, I want to give a big shout out to everybody I checked into the the kind of abandoned playground of Twitter. I know the Facebook. You know, on Facebook, you go to show the Affair Army and then they have the Affair Nation chat and anyone who's welcome to you know, who's listening, is welcome to go in there and and partake. But there's also one going on on Twitter. So I checked in on Twitter this morning because I feel like it's kind of hasn't been played with in a while. So and people people are on that. Henry Davidson doesn't have Facebook's so right now you're you're talking about the Aufair Nation. No, no no, I'm gonna I'm Twitter the DM go to your Twitter. Yeah, So I want to say what's up to everybody over there. I was talking to Michelle and I saw the elder in there. I saw Omar is always in there, and I feel like I just want to say hi to everyone because I was. I popped in real quick. Right now there's that right now, this affair nation under the Twitter and the d M. Right now, right now you have is there a conversation going on? Because at no, there is. Do you have? Mielle is in there, Randy's in there right now, you got Marine Dan, you got Henry Davidson's there right now, Tanya is in there right now. They're all talking to each other right now as we speak. I'll say hello to them from the Hello now that we're talking about them. No idea because until they hear this later on when it gets posted, we're not We're not live so recording the show as we speak, and we're talking, and Scary is talking about you, and I got your and h Scary is giving you a shout out right there, shouting right, shouting. I'm always shouting. So yesterday I told you guys, I was an auctioneer yesterday Caroline right, and went off, went over like a lead balloon. Caroline read. You're best known as Aunt Hilda from Sabrina the Teenage, which Melissa Joan Heart's aunt. Um. She was hilarious. She did some stand up and then she was my co host as an auctioneer at a charity called Ashley's Cure. There's a rare disease. I don't want to get into the details of it, but people should know that it's very rare, only eight cases in the world, half of which are here in the United States. Ashley Martucci. Um, it's a fund for her basically whenever she gets hurt. And people that have FOP get hurt. It's called f OP. UM your muscle turned into bone, so your so it literally you grow a bone where your muscle is. It's very debilitating, it's very serious. Um. And we raised a lot of money for them, but I will say one thing. Uh, and that is what's up? Guys, we're on video. That's great, it's a great time to video. I'm talking about serious. I'm sorry serious for a minute. We raised a lot. We raised a lot of money for them, but the auction port portion of it went over like a lead balloon because because they set the bar way too high, they were charging like fifteen grand for like an experience to go see Saturday Night Live and go to the cast after party or go to the Billboard Music Awards. I'm like, that's a very high, you know, very high. Space thousand is a starting bid. So I some of the stuff I didn't even get opening bids for. So how much did you guys? Finally raise happened? There were some big spenders in the room. We had nine live auction items. We raised about about a hundred fifty k right there on the spot, which was nice. That's nice. But what happens when you do start an auction and nobody bids? Then what do you do? Like? You move on? You start like like like in any game show that in a game show you're saying you said pass, that's it, and then and then you hear a cricket in the anyway. So shout out to everybody did that. And oh, by the way, guys, tomorrow night, I'm gonna be um. They're honoring me at Mark Twain again. I'm being inducted. He keeps getting freaking duct didn't over into the Mark Twain Hall of Fame. Now last year popular. I don't know, dude, did they even know you existed? Was I nominated you? What did you do? I went to the school at the same time that you did. Oh no, you don't. He doesn't even recall anymore. All those times he saved him. We're getting his butt kicking. Ron. He doesn't even he's quite the opposite. Would get his ask. You know, you don't even known. Got unnecessarily bullied. I got double teams. It was a wrestling thing. We'll talk about wrestling later. So yeah, So at the end of the day, tomorrow night gonna be I guess I'm gonna be hanging out at a restaurant in Coney Island and they're gonna be the teachers and staff, the faculty. My family is going to be an attendance, and they're giving me a plaque and them going down and infamy and Mark Twain infam me. So uh, I have never been inducted into anything, So the Mark Twain Hall of Fame. I'm really honored that that they've thought of this, and I have not thought of a speech yet. So that's another task that Oh maybe we can get she's inducted. We finally got Mercy Tomay and we didn't even address the fact that she was supposed to help you with your You know what I am going to I'm gonna reach out to Mercy Tomay again. We can get her on see if we can get her and Marissa, remember us Scary was going to give a speech because I gave the speech last year at the commencement. Right now this year, I need another speech from her. And that is what am I gonna say tomorrow night? So fill me in. What is how does David You're inducted into the Mark Twain Hall of Fame. So they make they make a plaque with my name. Is gonna be a little plaque of you and Mark Twain with a gold bio engraved and the most famous inductee into the mast. I mean paint the picture for me me something? Could you paint it from it? I mean you're just sitting there rabbling, rabbling, Rambley, give me something. Here's here's a question that will blow your mind. Is Mark Twain in the Mark Twain Hall of Fame? I don't think, well why not? I mean it's more thank the Academy. There you go. This is the moans that they play when they want what are you gonna say? Like? What kind of a speech? Now? You couldn't write a speech? Before a speech you're gonna do? Now? I don't know that. Thank the Almighty. I gotta thank every point to the sky. Are you gonna thank me? That's that? I mean, that's huge. Well, I gotta mention you, as you know, because you haven't been inducted yet. I gotta somehow bring your name up to them saying, hey, remember that guy, that bald freak that used to rum the hallway then actually had he had a hairpiece in junior high school? Did you have a piece? Are you gonna shot up? Sometimes? Morning show? You can say, Greg Danielle and that's you know, it's a long time ago. He won't. He won't. By the Yeah, so bald freak, you didn't have hair? You did have hair back down right, but but then you know, we know what it is throwback Thursday. I think we should recognize man, Why don't you throw a picture? That's why they don't know you, because you're happen to that guy with the hair Who is this guy? So? Yeah, no, No, But Ronnie's college years he had briefly or was it high school years? He had a piece? What year did congraduate? Mark? Mark Twain? Nine nine nineteen nine? Hold on? What was the biggest hit? And Mike, let's see nine the biggest smashes? No, hold onto biggest hit. I'm I'm I'm typing in it right now, biggest hit single? What I was gonna say? Is today's throwback Thursday? Right? So, bald freak, Why don't you just uh, Janet Jackson miss you Much? Oh? That was the number right here from nine Janet Jackson Miss you Much. It was the longest running number one single. Janet Laws graduated. So listen, Greg, don't you play this during the speech? Hey? Greg? Because I missed all of them? What today's throw it back Thursday? Don't you think Ronnie should closet a picture for TV T No, No, not hair the brief time where he had a hairpiece, there's very few pictures in existence of Ronnie because he had the in between time. We didn't call it a hairpiece. It was it was some sort of it's called a wig. It was some sort of technical you know, marketing turn. I bet you've never seen a picture of Greg. Greg have never a picture of Ronnie. I have not. I have not because because he went from his hair to his bald days. But how many pictures are even in existence of you with that thing on? There are? Either are a few I have. I have a few destroyed in the hurricane, But I have a lot. I have a lot of photos of myself with that ridiculous thing on my head. Okay, put it on What's on your Mind on? I don't. I didn't keep it after I got rid of What's on your Mind? The wig freak. What am I doing this weekend? I'm recording my continue to record my new album here in lovely Hoboken, New Jersey. Are you really? I mean the studio all day on Sunday recording three songs with some some friends, and then back on Monday to record vocals. And what are you recording under the name of bald? Yeah? I have two songs done already, three songs here that I'm gonna go to Nashville and do two songs in May, and then to TB D for the last three. I'm thinking maybe Portland or Austin, or I might even go to Iceland. Why are you going there to record music? Because I treat it like a vacation. It's an opportunity for me to travel as a single guy and see a different city. Or do you see a different part of the world and go into a beautiful studio and sit at a piano and record some uh some music with the local local for like love songs, I mean there are love based kind of lyrics and something wrong with you? Right? All these love songs? What what's the deal with all these silly little love song? What's wrong with writing a love song? I mean it wins people Grammys, it makes people money and makes people feel better. But it's the real Oh we go silly little love songs? There, Walford, This is a love song and it's a great song. All right, pull freet take it away. Why don't you tell us a little something of these silly love songs. We're gonna tell you party, You'll tell you everything need Come on, poll free, take it away. I'm the only want me to sing along to you say, I don't know the words this come on free little love song alright like smoke and joining with Paul McCartney before I die seventy seven. I know he'd be up for it anyway. That's what I'm doing this world. It's wrong with that everybody on According to Great two, I'd like to know, just make music. That's what I do. I love to do it here I got ready, yeah, hey go you rate what they house from with us. I also want to mention that before we referenced it already before we started the podcast, you both stuck your grubby hands into my big almonds tub from Fresh Direct. Well, how the hell are you supposed to get him out of there? Well? I could have poured something into your hand. I mean, let's talk about office etiquette, like how many times have you both of you guys washed your hands? So for today, I've actually taken two craps today and uh, I have wiped my saw twice with the same hand. Do you and do you wash your hands with soap after you after you crap? I have to tell you I tissed early, like around eight o'clock this morning to a tish, and I did not want. I washed my hand, but I did not use soap, so then you didn't wash your hands. You rinsed your hands. All that bacteria was in my almond tub right now. Not only that. So when I when I wiped, then I go back and I take I take more toilet paper and I wet it on the sink and then I wiped my You know, my son, that people the only person here. I washed my hands both times I sipped and then I went back. I washed my hands as well. But I'm asking you too, scary Jones. How many times did you wash your hands before you stuck your grubby hand like dig dug into this big tub of almonds twice right, and you touched the board all day I did. My fingers have been everywhere right, so bacteria right now all over me. Yeah, and you know I wasn't know if you take my almonds without asking, dude, I was before man and I it was yeah at work like around quarter to tad. How many years have we known each other? Many? Thirty years, thirty one years? Skive me after thirty one years. I'm like your brother, this isn't about skeeping you. This is about etiquette, my Skeevie Jones etiquette. Just hey, come in with a little cup and I'll pour, Like you know, I'll give you like two dozen almonds in a little cup. Dude. Everybody hand jams around here. You see this place in the morning, the seven box of cereals open, boom, boom. Everyone's like slamming their hands and everything. I'm a giver, you're a taker, all right. Well anyway, well you're giving me bacterious, so thank you very much. All right, listen, we're diving into a couple of topics. We got Share Nose coming up. Shared a serious job. Now Share Nose is straight ahead, and but first let's get into some local action. There's some local music for Manhattan. Yeah, this is the new politics. This is where are they from the right? Here from Manhattan? I just said where in Manhattan. There's some freaking midtown I don't know if no clue. This is called one of Us and it's on the Off Air Show. It's just starting. Just the cameo when you can't say no because when it rings south, will you what are you living different? That's the new politics on the Off Fair Show. You heard it here first, Paul freak. What do you think about new politics? I think it sounds a lot like my chemical romance and fun. It sounds like fun. It does sound a little bit like fun. It sounds like they sound like HR but they do. They sud like A Jr. As well. That's not a selling point for me. Oh come on, are you kidding me? At A j R? Also from New York City. Listen, you have a very distinct taste I feel, and that kind of fits into your wheelhouse right there. So that's all I'll say. You know, all right, so scary? What is your big beef with the NBA? Yeah, I told you at the top of the podcast. So outraged. No, it just sucks. I mean, these guys like Lebron get paid have you ever seen him so angry? Millions of dollars to do their job, don't millions? So they're supposed to be on the court for probably the most minutes. The biggest stars get paid the biggest money, correct, and they also garner the biggest bucks for the fans us to go see them. They sell the most jerseys, the most revenue comes into Earlier this week, Lebron played a road game and said, fuck it, I'm sitting out. I'm tired, you know what. Don't do that because especially on a road game, because when you're on the road, you barely you come to town what twice a year, and the money that the amount of money for a ticket in those arenas when they go see the heat, or they come to New York, or they go to Philly or they go wherever is out. I mean, people want to see Lebron on the road. People in these in these hometowns, they get to see them. So they're paying big money for them. All right, So give me you can take to the roof. Stop up, take a look at the black market. And and then he's like, no, I'm gonna rest. Why don't you rest room during one of your home games? Give tell you have to rest? Why do you have to rest on the road like that? When when the tickets are that much more multiplied. Well, I believe they're also resting during the home games. At this point of the season. You're taking it. You're gonna take me, and when you're done, ahead, go bo okay, go ahead, your turn. I mean I already know that. Um that Adam Silver, the commissioner of the NBA, has kind of addressed this with a lot of the owners, because this isn't just the Lebron problem that the Warriors, I believe had Curry out and they had he's hurt. But I guess the argument is that these owners want to win a championship, and the best way to win a championship in an eighty two game season and the long haul is to sit these guys down, you know, or Okay, then you know what, why don't you just rest him until the playoffs? Don't even play him at all during the season. Just get there. Someone. If you're in first place and you and you got a five day you got a five game lead over the second place team, the utters a little bit before you you make a hamburger, you're not gonna make sure you're bating the stand. Maybe the game or two before the season ends, before the playoffs started. But like you're talking about, like how many months until the end of the season. How long longer? We Oh, no, it's done. We're talking like another week weeks, like April nineth. Still, I really do think it's like April eighth or nine. I think that's it. A couple of days before I'll look it up right now, just a couple of days before. But all this business of like guys like you know, these superstars resting on the road versus home rest at home, because at least the home team gets to see you every night, all right, tag me and I wanted on this, all right, So I'm in Okay, So here's here's here's what. I've heard everything you said, and I cannot disagree with any of your bullet points. Okay, you're right. The fans are the ones that get hurt, right they they they're the NBA basketball tickets for some of these games are astronomical. Kids spent three D bucks, Lebron. I'm getting you. I I feel you for that. I really didn't know. I'm not playing tonight because better and you and you said, wasn't even that wasn't even a day or two before the playoffs started. You're talking about two or three weeks out. You said they're making millions of dollars. Correct. I got it, I got it, I got it on the court all right. April twelve, by the way, the last official game in the NBA season. So here's the time. I still have time. But here's the thing, so you know what, then everybody should respond by neck by boycotting the games in the last three weeks. But here's you know what would happen at the end, what happened in the n b A If everybody, every fan around America says, you know what, the stars are gonna be rested, screw it. We're talking about west Brook, James Hard and Lebron. So we're not spending and we're not coming to your games. You know what, That would shut the NBA down. I understand everything you said. I have to tell you. I think I'm siding with ball freak, and not because I want to, but I think that he brings up good points. And here's the points. But listen to me, but listen to hit things side. I just said, this is this is what's going on. These are multi billion dollar teams that were around a revenue that's coming in everything injes On. These guys going to the playoffs. We have no idea the amount of money that's going to the networks that are hosting these playoff games. The TBS, the t n T, the CBS, the NBC, they're all carrying these games. They do not need or new need to risk the you know, their their ankle getting sprained tearing an a c L hurting their knees. There's no way. Could you imagine they have the Cleveland Cavaliers, you know who, who are going to the playoffs. All of a sudden Lebron gets hurt and he played against the seventies sixers. I mean, you're gonna be kidding me. I too would say no, but I'm saying here, for instance, here we go here, I'll find out. All right, So let's see the Cleveland Cavaliers their last game of the season, all right here it is, Uh, the Cavaliers play the Heat, the Miami Heat, on Monday, April the tenth, right, all of a sudden, could you imagine in Miami Lebron hurts his freaking leg and he's out for the playoffs? What does the whole season mean? Then, unfortunately, it does happen this way, and unfortunately you're not gonna be able to count on these superstars being played in these late games of the season. It's not gonna happen. And I don't blame these NBA teams for for letting them sit on the bench. They are their golden ticket. It's like the stock. But it's true, you're not gonna do that you know how many guys around the court for a team, there's five guys five and that team revolves around that one major player. Yes, there's might be a second or third, a third tier player, but it really revolves around one. And it revolves around Lebron James for the Cleveland Cavaliers, it revolves around James Harden. It does. It revolves around with no no on a second tier. It does. He's on a second tier, but that team, I'm not listen. I'm being really maybe the higher profile player, but he's either the more valuable player than Kyrie. Absolutely, come to ball freak, Please, we all know that every NBA team revolves Steph Curry is the team they have. Second there there there trip shooter, Klay Thompson. Absolutely they can win a championship without Clay Thompson. That's not what I'm saying. But if you take him out, that main center, that nuclear is that little guy he's gone. That hurts that team. You know what I'm saying. There's if every player has their tier on a team. Okay, and the Steph Curries, Lebron's the heart, and the Durants the West first, they are all the center of that team, and if that guy goes down, yes, maybe they have other second and third tier players that can step up a little bit, but the team is definitely taking a big hit if you guys, at the end of the season and they don't play and you're fighting for seeding. For instance, all right, right now, you're the three seed in a in an eight seed conference, and then you and you drop a couple of games because you rested your whoever, and now you're the fifth seed. So now you're playing the fourth seed instead of the sixth seed, and that team is the worst matchup for you in the first round. You know you are you are gambling? Do you think about them apples? You are? I got a number? You are gambling with the NBA gods of where you're gonna be seated. That is ridiculous. Moving forward, give me another ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Moving on, Speaking of gambling, how do you guys feel about Vegas getting the Raiders? A lot has been said all week long with the Raiders moving to Vegas and thoughts scary Jones, Um, you know what, if it makes more money for the team, because this is a business, go for it. The Oakland Raiders. They haven't they been in Los Angeles twice now or in that area? Got los Angeles? They were in Los Angeles. No, they were in Oakland. I think it's fair to say in the Oakland. How many times do they switch? If you're a Raiders fan, you might be used to them moving. This is what goes on, Paul Freedom and I right, So, okay, what are your thoughts? They're like America's nomads? Alright? I think Northern California has the Niners. Oakland's kind of uh struggling team for sports in general, outside of the Warriors obviously, but nobody really gives a shit about the athletics and uh, I don't know what about vague US though? Is Vegas? Like, yes, you know why Vegas and destination. I'm throwing it over to the biggest Vegas man we got in the room here, because because when when it comes to betting and gambling, no one bets on more sports than than football. So why not having an NFL want to have an f NFL home team, they want to call him the gamblers? Then I think Vegas gambles. I don't. I don't disagree with you that I think the NFL solders sold. They're going to Vegas, to the dirtiest area in America. Not dirty meaning dirty meaning not. I'm not saying dirty like meaning filthy dirty. I'm saying, like, what gambling and what goes on in Vegas? What it all means? I think Vegas can support it. And plus there's so many transient people that are going in and out of the imagine on a Sunday it's dirty meaning like you dirty, there's dirty about They have the old saying what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas and why because it has a really skewed Are you kidding me? People know that there is sleezy things going on in Vegas. And now you're gonna add football to the mix. And now you're gonna add these young players that are making millions of dollars that are going there. You and I sometimes can't hold on to our own money. How many times do you go to the easy about Vegas and you can, You can fall into some sleeves. But it's a clean place, it's a family spot. You know what. I think it's gonna do well. I think the Raiders are doomed for I am not saying they're they're headed for for championship. I am not saying they're not gonna do well. What I'm saying is that TMC sports are gonna be camped out of every single casino in Vegas when the Raiders come to town. You gotta be kidding me. You think now you're gonna have the Cowboys playing in Vegas. You're gonna all the all the big names of the Cowboys there and the Raiders. And when Cowboys played Raiders, think about all the big games that that that Raiders are gonna play at home, and all those big players gonna be hanging out in every casino, every restaurant, everywhere you go. You're gonna see them just balling, balling with money in my right ball freak. I mean, that's certainly a side effect. But are people are gonna go to see a football team in an arena in Las Vegas? Oh? Absolutely, it's gonna be. It's gonna be another bachelor party's destination. You're gonna have all these these games, that's right, Yeah, canard yugs, I think I think that is my head Scary Jones at the back rooms exactly. Welcome, bring it on. It's about time Vegas got a major sports team, sport I haven't. Let's strip is over. Let's get a picture with Scary Jones. I'm gonna leave you my last thought on the Vegas thing, and I'm gonna walk away from this. I think that Vegas was there already. It didn't need the Raiders at all. The Raiders could. This is about the Raiders needing to make money for themselves, and Vegas is a viable option. The devil is alive in Vegas? What what the hell was that? I've never heard that doorbell before? Was that our doorbell? You heard it yesterday when we rang it for Pete when he came through. We rang it, or he rang it, he rang the doorbell. Who's here? Oh my god? From the dead, back from l A, from lay seeing you guys since we were at the Star in Hollywood. It's just crazy or at the I hearten right. Yeah, Yeah, we had a We had a whole little party over there. Alas Almas got his star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Ballfy, we had to clean up. Now, we got some ladies in the house. Now I always clean up. My man clean up. Yeah. By the way, I like I like the ding dong, like that. Do you mind coming into the treehouse when it's a mess. I like the treehouse when it's a mass because it makes me feel like it's really time for me to take order. All right, I can make things happen. I mean, wallf got to take down the jock strap hanging out. I mean we had to spray a little bit for breeze the area. I mean, seriously, this is like wrap. No, it's like it's it's almost like when you know, you know, you have a girl coming over or your girlfriend right, and like you're not really everything you have dishes in the same It's like the streaks all over the toilet and I don't strink in the toilet. Yes, okay, that's yeah, exactly, that's what it's like. Ron, Come on, would you have to prepare for like, you know, I sweep by vacuum. Sometimes I even dust. Sometimes I dust when a lady comes over. So this is what I put guys through since I'm single and if I go to somebody's house, this is what they go through. Just a half I'm saying I do it. I'm not saying every guy does. We got a good impression. We can't just become lazy dust in my apartment. Then you know that I like you. Let's just put it that way, right, we gotta take down the pictures we got on the walls, all the posts wait to play some mess. Why do guys take down pictures? You have to? You don't want you don't want her to see the post that got posts from the nineties, right is Marilyn Monroe post. We got all this stuff hanging up on the walls, right, So share nos is with us today morning? Hello? How are you good to be here? Are you excited? I am? Do you know what happens when I bring in this notepath? Looking at it, I'm very nervous. How you're going to part of that is for us. I believe she's got She's like all over the place. You're brewing all kinds of things. I do like that you can school us with some of these things. So what is one of our main topics that some of the affair heads have been talking about? Okay, so we need to go back for a second, because on Monday, when I wasn't here, we left off with the Thursday show where I called in from l a still and I was explaining to you guys about the off fair Nation and our amazing chat room, and yeah, you definitely turn us onto that we had. It was so great that now you guys are there, and and then I went in to do a little share notes. Yeah, and they posed the question, which was the best thing ever. The questions have to keep coming on that off Fair Nation. It's a great idea. And Megan sent in something that said, can we talk about single ladies and all the dating sites because we're really confused. You know, what's a good one, what's not a good one? What are the personal I love that farmers Only it's a great site. I have the commercial. Can I play wellfree? You've got you? Have you been on farmers only? Bull Free? Not yet. I've tried most of them. You know, you might haven't gotten no farm You might want it. Here, Here we go, here's a commercy. Here's an actual commercial. This is not a parody. We used to be lonely until we met on farmers Only. Farmers only dot com is the new online dating site farmers Ranchers. Old woman in a mail cat to hear that again for the hill. She's really lonely and out walking the corn field again. Do you think they were ever, farmers true not hanging out with us all day. We used to be lonely until we met on farmers Only. Farmers only dot com is the new online dating site for farmers, ranchers, and good old country folks. Second, farmers, you can't have sex with a horse bald free. Have you looked at We're a podcast broadcast to Hello around America. There are people sing in silos right now, and you're offending them off. I'm saying, if you're into that sort of thing, maybe you want to go to farmers only dot com. And what's the other one where they're the truckers. They're all like, you know, traveling by themselves. That the guys that was traveling looking for girls? What is that? Only? There's one that we talk about serial killers only where's there all the cheaters? They all go on the Actually, actually it's funny you said that because just as a little like side note, the last time I did a Good Day in New York segment about the whole like p I world and me going out and doing like catching cheaters, they bought that up because the real interviewed me and they said, wow, this is almost like an Ashley Madison Live type thing, like you actually see it live when you go out there and act as a p I and send your decoys out right to see about these men cheating. Like it's almost like Ashley Madison, Ashley Madison, Oh my god, I don't I love don't ye? Man? That's who I am traveling from my family, driving across America at night, and he just needs to get in. I'll talk with that road, you know, the funny shopper's best friend. I p into a Snapple block. There's nothing wrong with that. I think it's fine. And I broke this down to five of the top dating sites for Megan, and neither one of the ranch ones or the truck driver ones are on my list. But how now we just added to it, So I guess that's good alright. Number one zucks z o O s k zuck. I see that everywhere. By the way, people text in that name all the time. Well, here's the reason why you're going to see it a lot more on text. It is the number one dating app, so it's not as much just about the site when you go on your computer, et cetera. This one is like the mobile app. So you gotta figure every millennial in the world is promoting this one. But it does go eighteen to fifty. Um. The nice part about it is it's a little more reasonable in price. Twelve forty nine a month for six month commitment. Oh yeah, so they do tell you you can do Yeah, Ronnie, as you you're a single guy, you've done this before. No, I've never heard of the site. But again, I am paying to play man. So where do you go? The usual? The usual haunts, bumble tender. Yeah, actually, I'm only on bumble right now. Logic would dictate that that a few people want quality they would pay for. Yeah, why don't you pay? What? Why do you have? I told you I did that, and it really didn't make a difference to me. I didn't see any difference in the quality of a girl or anything like that. I think the reason why to pay you don't want to pay, of course, is because, yeah, you get if you play the jingles. Bastard, bastard, just get a hooker. Wow, wait a second, don't go there. You're equating paying for a paying for a dating site with getting a hooker. Yes, wow, that's what women the hookers dating site. I don't see any problem with paying for love anyway. But I mean, it doesn't bother me at all. I would pay for the I would pay for I've never paid for. Ok but I paid for a dating site and maybe I should have paid for a hooker instead. Let's just put it that way. That's really unbelievable. The other thing. The other thing about this one was that there's a character trade breakdown, so they claimed that for themselves. So obviously each one had their only right. Each one has their own little algorithm. So for this one, they're saying, we're going to follow the behavior and the likes and the people that you click on for the first few times you're on the site, and then we're gonna re follow those types of people for you. So it's really more about the people that you're He's so angry. Here's the thing that you have to understand. This is for real, pretty crappy name. Okay, I just signed up for zooks. Okay, ball freaking got zuks hoping to meet the lady of my dreams a month. I am so dead on this one. Here's listening. I'm telling you. It's a hot button. Okay for ball Freak, this is a hot button. The man has been scorned so many times. I know they say beware of a woman scorned bull freak is so the man that has been scorned, he will not go and pay for any of this. He's man that you're algorithms. He's mad at all that. He just wants to find. He will sweep for the right girl. He'll sweep for the right girl. When you hire a house keep me any what is the number? What's the number? Four? Site? Okay, so wait a second, So with that one, it's unique smart pick match pick, So it's not the general questions. The next one Match dot Com. We all knew it was coming experience. That's not true, right, Whenever I've never used match dot com, I haven't. Okaya. Of course my question talk on top of me with other people are talking to me, bro, it's like trying to run out. Okay. My question regarding match is I've heard that match has now changed and they're cleaning it up. They're changing it. Is that the am I under am I? Right? Are they like under construction that they've redesigned their site. What I saw that they did was that they're doing more things that are highlighted profiles. But again this is going to get yes, how much so if you want to be aggressively looking for someone, And that was one thing I was going to say at the beginning, Guys, depending upon what you're doing these sites for it, if you're really looking and you're aggressive about it, then you're not going to care as much about paying because you're gonna figure you're gonna meet somebody how much? Okay, so this one you're not caring about paying so much for for six months. Again, I didn't even want to tell you, guys what it was for one month, because all of these are really six months. Six months is what makes she thinks it's so high. Well, I think it's high because well considering my spending normal though, so for me, I don't go on I don't actually go on these sites, but I have to tell you I think our affairheads would appreciate the six month packages versus the one month. The one months are definitely something for six months, and it's the months of apathing because here, wait, I'll tell you something that that match does that I think is fair. They have something called a sixth six month guarantee with the six month guarantee, the high membership rate guarantee guarantee. You know, What it does guarantee though, that is is that if you're we're really if you were really trying to catch a date and you you actually put the time and effort in and sent a certain amount of messages out to people and listened to what their responses were and re ashed back. They allow you to actually get your money back at the end of the six months because they say, you know what, you put in an effort, you really try, but this didn't work for you, so we're giving it back. To give your money back guarantee. But you gotta put in the word. But is that what they're really going to do? Do you have to read defined print that I have to go in front of like a match dot com counselor to discuss the scissor d you're really that bad? Number Three? The truth is I don't really go on dating sites anywhere. I feel like I want to meet somebody in the real world. But I can speak from experience here that this is all nonsense. But keep I actually respect that though you're speaking from from experience experience. Three. Our time, our time, oh you are Tami, our time and our time is for fifty pluses. They say you can go on if you're younger. But the idea of this one is it's a more mature crowd. So the idea is is these people maybe have been married before, I want to get married again. They want to travel to our they want to they want to travel companion where they just want to experience life and enjoy retirement. So you can search this one by specific keywords or by distance. So let's say you're like in the mode to travel Paris. I think you're able to actually like look up people where you want to go and make that type of commitment with them that you're traveling around. This one is twelve nine nine um for six months. Also, and you have to give him your food stamps. Yeah, to prove that you went through menoplause number right, that's three. Yeah, that's give you the number one, number two number. But I thought you were going at five was zooks? Number four up to number one? Oh no, we were going the other way one. I'm sorry, waiting for the number one number four? No, but they're not. They actually they're all wait is five of the best Listen this is five times it zooks because I'm pretty sure it's Zeus. It's zoos. Is called zeus is what he does. This is what he does. He's gonna at least at least tell me that the actual name of the dating side couldn't date him. You know why, I don't know everything when he's that's why he's been picking if I want to know the actual name of the dating side. And she's calling it zooks. The man has been divorced more times that are on your fingers. You can't talk to you anymore. You're not in the room and not looking at you. He's zeus at the world. Ever, that's what I'm gonna make sure I spell it for you. Are you ready? What's the na oh s k? That's zoos female the big z oh my god, please z e harmony. Okay, here's the thing with the harmony. Be ready to sit down for about an hour. It has an amazing success right. In fact, by the way, it states that they do forty four thousand weddings annually. That's insane. That's a hundred and twenty weddings a day. I improved. That is who's going. That's preten. Who's gonna challenge trying to shoot holes in everything because it because it's easy. Listen, this is a share noise. Okay, go to a bar. Go to a bar, have a couple of shots of whiskey, and find a lady, find a man. Listen to me. Harmony works. My sister met her husband F Paul on E harmony. So yeah, so they've been married now and two kids and they've very well. And I'll tell you what happened for real. So my sister was very afraid of dating. She just she would always find something wrong with every single guy she went out with. So her friend said, why don't you get on e harmony and try it? Right, So she went on and tried, and she met this guy who I call him. I call him F Paul. He's an attorney. You can't talk to him. He's he debates everything, so I just call him F Paul. F right. So so she went on a date and then of course she said, I don't think it's really working out. He went back and he said, listen to me, we're going out again. It did work out. Trust me, I felt that you felt it. Don't do this to yourself. He knew. He courted her, and she you know what, she went out again. Your sister must be something, and she was happening well. She went out again and it looked another married to kids. It's intense, though, so I just want to go all right. How much is the questionnaire? The questionnaire is two hundred and fifty eight questions money, Oh my god, Okay, okay, nation, do not listen to me. This is good for you. If you're out looking to date, don't go on these sides. Go meet somebody in the real world. Go go to a yoga class, go running, you meet some pretty great up to someone on the Tras you've done running, you stop, you take your earbuds out. You see you see a nice dude with he's got the yoga pants on, He's got a nice you down. So if you got this down, are you still single or did you meet somebody on your running I'm dating to people right now and one of them I met on a dating side. Wow, he comes clean. I didn't think that was gonna happen. I just felt the floor rumble there and you expose yourself. I wasn't about right the way, just as an example for what it is a month, Not that I care about per month. This one is month. So you're talking for six months. The reason I told you guys the six month, big price to pay for. Yeah, well this one six months. But that's why I tell you the six months. But I guess here's the thing though, Again you have to be realistic about this. They can't get it because they've already showed success. They have a success rate. And it happens scary when when you first started working with the Elves Drand Morning show, you didn't go claiming X amount of dollars for one of your great opening appearances. As the show progressed and you've got more more popular, you were able to claim extra hundreds of dollars to do these appearances. And there's nothing. There's no difference in harmon or anything like that. I really believe that it's just about their cloud. They won't tell you what they're doing. Now, this next one I didn't know existed. I don't know. You're ready elite singles and this one was the pricest of them all. Yeah, well it's elite, which hence the name. Yeah, well, you eat each other. You can't fool them with everything. He's it must be more money. We work in advertising, work in radio business. You can't pull the will over my eyes. Okay, so tell us about so elite is twenties to fifties plus um. It has to do with more sophisticated and something of a more serious data. So it's not about the fact that the other ones don't have sophistication. But but but the real key is is that these are real working people. They are out. They allow the idea that if you're not going to respond right away, people have it in their head the notion that these are workaholics. So they're kind of like daters that are that are in the moment um. This one is yeah, and for six months it's thirty two. Now here's my question though, So none of us have heard of elite singers. I didn't, okay, so so so then so before we all agree, the rationale behind the harmony was they have a success rate and we all know that, right, what the hell where do they come off singles charging the kind of money that harmony? Real question? I don't know, I don't know, And you know what, that's something that we should look into a little bit more. And I was thinking, since I was single, maybe I should try some of these sad listen, it's maybe I should see if we can get some to come on board. And about shared dating. We call it a dick starter. I think all freaking I think you and both were going to hook up. I think he's so angry and it's it's you know what, it's the weirdest thing that's so expensive from bald Yeah, yeah, freak has He uses Magnum condoms too, and those are no more expensive than the regular. We have just seen shares face right now. Hectually just seen along with a box of rubber bands to hold him in place. Wow, you know what else it is? I don't want to when when you know when I need to go off? Wait a second, let's do it right, scary. Can you get up some music place? What type of music would you like? You know? I don't know, but I feel a rumble happened. I really feel he's gonna go off. He's really angry, always talking about Magnus and I'm I spend money on my I always treated my ladies will be something. The chains are coming off. I need something, um don't. That's where I'm cheating, withering great because I treat my ladies right. Give me something rocks about me. He's gonna go. He's gonna go like a female on this podcast, you're supposed to like you. I am a female on this podcast. You know you're supposed to like, take care of me here. I remember fifty cents on my my heart for Valentine's Day, wasn't I? There? You go, all right, Walfre and meet a woman in the real I don't want to go on one of these dating sites. And then I see my grandmother and we're like, hey, where did you meet this beautiful young lady? I met her on Elite singles dot com. That sounds so lame. I want destiny to take me to where I'm gonna go. And I'm willing to wait and not pay this these exorbitant fees on these marketed sites to just play a card game on the toilet ten minutes every day, swipe and swipe and swipe and swipe and swipe and swipe and swiping. Would you be wipe and wiping, wipe and wipe, of course. But I can multitaske. That's right, that's right, And one day you will find your sense, that's right. I may have already found one of the one of the two, one of the two, one of the two. But I'm but but I'm still I'm still gonna be smart and I'm not going to give into its marketing. It's marketing one on one, Megan, look what you started. I love the fact though these questions came in and the off air and you could always get in touch with share at hashtag, share nose, Yes, look at it for her profile and elite singles. Yeah, only if they come test and support the off air show so much. We didn't even get to today. I don't even know where to start. We have to get to social media feedback. Let's do it right now, real quick fall freak yeah, gah it to a social media feedback hit it. We're just got the same problem again. What do you want me to do? Have a keyboard shore off feed back. I don't have a keyboard here, wonderful. I want to read this one from Bill Burkett Burke just say, just to take a moment to thank everyone. Off Air Show podcast has evolved into a fresh and innovative show that is refreshing and enjoyable. Been a listeners in episode one, The progress progress has been remarkable. Uh. You youngs have been proven have proven that they are rising stars in the radio industry. What and the dynamic that they have is organic. Wanted to say thank you for providing entertainment and laughter to your fan base. I'm sure staying after the big show to record, so after recording from the Big Show, it's it's challenging, it difficult, but it will pay off in the end. That's from Bill Burke from your mouth, because I haven't gotten anything paid off, you know what I'm saying. Gonna read another one from the Raptor for you. Take one. Take the Raptor deer off air show. If you do read this on the air, please don't say my email, which is it's my name. Poor planning, I know, don't bust my balls about it. Please. I'm sitting in my work truck just finished listening to all one eighteen episodes. I'm not a toddlerg sorry, but I love you show and started listening when Greg T told everyone on the main show about eisode. Remember that twenty two episodes ago. But wait, there's more scary. Keep being the life of the party. Your work keeps Greg T in check and show moving. Thank you, Thank you for noticing I'm trying to move us forward. Greg T, keep on being the counter arguments to everyone's thoughts. I agree with se of the things you said, the Truth Ron. I love your music and listen to two other podcasts you do, Independent Minded in Significant the podcast Thank You very Much. One more thing Round. Do you like the name bald Freak Ron? How about Ronnie Rhymes or something? No, I like the name ball Freak Round. That's my that's my brand. It's all about branding, right, Scary Jones, that is correct. We could call you Ronnie Rhymes if you want. When you'll come back from vacation, I'll keep listening. As soon as I figure out Twitter, I'll send the tweet your ways generally New Yung to the off air army, the raptor parentheses JF so he can't say his name, but his initials are Jfkay. Thank you for episode. Thank you for the shout out on episode one fifteen. I'm all caught up. I didn't have to wait until August to hear It's scary because I made that joke on the podcast that by the time she heard it, it it would be August. The more I listened, the more I'm loving it. Keep it going, Yugs. You are all the best. I truly believe you have an off air nation that is growing day I love you, but payoff, dude. Don't be a cheap bastard. Gregg, give me somethings. Captain whack the loud music rocks. Oh they like my music levels and uh, hurry back from vacation. Okay, we are thanks for calling this forty six year old a toll lerg Yeah, babe, we did call her taller. That's Rosie from reading and she includes her top picture. I gotta tell you, I think she's a toller. I'll be honest. I'm telling you. As soon as I saw it, I'm looking at her eyes. Her eyes are so hot. I was, I was he Jesus something. Though, whenever you guys read these, I get all this private mail from our off airheads. How come they're not writing in on this. I don't hear the share knows on these, like, hey, share, we love you cause I'm gonna get a little bit of a complex you and I keep getting my private messages, but the guys don't know. What you guys say to me at the show is more intimate, are more intimate. But I love to share with you guys, and I never get time alone with you guys to tell you everything that they're saying, that's why I had to announce their nation. You know what going on this weekend? One of the biggest deals that's happening w w E Sunday night, we're talking about wrestling three. Are you guys ready for WrestleMania thirty three? How far back can you remember? Scary? I only remember the hul Cogan Roddy Roddy Piper days? Are you still doing the podcast? Are you kidding me? Absolutely? Alright? I thought this was a new podcast week How far? How far back can you remember wrestle media? You mean, yeah, exactly? Yeah, Wait, hold on, you mean uh, gol freak? How far back in the wrestle can you remember WrestleMania WrestleMania one, Hulk Hogan and Mr t versus Rowdy Roddy Piper and I believe it was Mr Wonderful Paul. That's the only ones that I remember is those early we were in elementary school and yeah, yeah, in those times of past to this coming weekend, we are dealing with two thousand seventeen version of WrestleMania thirty three. Here we go, watch this one. It's gonna be great. Goldburger's back versus brock Lesner you of course got the Undertaker in Roman reigns. You've got Triple H and Seth rollins, but one of the biggest stories. And you're gonna like this, You're no share. Here's why. John's Sena is wrestling with his real life girlfriend, Nicky Bella in a tag team versus the MSS and Maurice. But here's the veal. Wait a minute, did they meet on Elite singles? Those two they met on the Harmon rumor? Has it? Though? Has it? Right in the middle of their match, John Cena is gonna propose to his real life girlfriend getting body slammer. Listen if you're not okay, listen, if you're not, if you're not a part of it, you're not into it. I understand. I got it. So here's what you can do with the family over the weekend, over the meet weekend. Obviously, Beauty the Beast is out and do you know share in the past two weeks Beauty and the Beast. You might have to get into a different field. Maybe you shouldn't be doing dating stuff to be more about the movies. Get into one of these Disney movies as we need them to ask questions about the acting field. And then I'll give them some stats on movies by a lot of auditions all to me. Thing right, But you're going on additions all the time, okay. And what's the movie you're gonna be in. It's called Wild Wedding with Close and John Malcombe. So you can see you can see share in the movie Wild Wedding that's coming out. Do you know the date when it's coming home? No, but it'll be soon. I actually reached out to them to find a date though, so we can announce it all right. So when when the movie is due out, we will definitely let you guys know, will inform you. But of course, last week's number one was Beauty the Beast, number one Power Rangers at two. The three was Calm. Does anybody think that Boss Baby could really knock off? You know what? Alec Baldwin has got a lot of popularity now now that he's you know, playing Trump on SNL. That's ale is boss Baby, So the Trump, well, freak. Do you think that Boss Baby is gonna beat Beauty and the Beast? No chance. It's an animated movie, especially not with this song on its soundtrack. This is John Legend and Ariana Grande what about Ghost Can I have this dance? They're gonna have this? Yeah? What about that movie Ghost in this out? Well? Bull Free tell us something about I know nothing about the scarlet Joe Hanson in a bodysuit. That would get me to go, oh, come on, that's the one where she jumps in and out of like her body or something. Right, isn't it all about? Like the mind game is visual? Do you see hurt bal Freak is he wanted to go see Beauty in the Beast. He'd rather go see Ghost in the Shifts animated and the Beast with a girl I had a crush on and she made out with another. You never know about movies and which one you're auditioning for him? What's gonna be hit? That's why you don't know what's going to be a hit anymore. Obviously, we talked about it earlier to weet the n C Double A. They are going to come to an end. We're gonna find out exactly who's gonna be in the finals. It's gonna be got South Carolina and Gonzaga verse Oregon and North Carolina. That's all happening Saturday night. So ball Freak, what are your thoughts who goes to the finals. I tell you, I don't know who's gonna win, but I tell you who I want to win. Gonzaga because then I win the pool and you eat the poop wish and we shave your eyebrows. And of course I want North Carolina because I'm a Duke fans scary any ideas of the finals. I'd like to see South Carolina meeting you wents South Carolina Oregon because those were two people, two teams that weren't supposed to make it, and I would like to see South Carolina take it all away. Listening cops, that everything the game Cox. It's just so I can walk around on Tuesday saying, hey, what's up game Cox? I want to get game cos. I want to put it out there. He's my last resort, guys, I'm resorting. Is my last, my last Cox. I'm grasping at strings here. Okay, listen to me stross into paces. This is my last. Here is what I propose if I can guess the finals correctly. Right now, he's reasoning out of the eyebrow thing. Really, you let me off the hook to not shave my eyebrows. I don't think so there's already a song in Germany, like, what are we gonna do about that song? Come on, guys, come on. I talked it over with Trish and I said, Trish, the guys at the off air show they want me to shave my eyebrows. No, we don't want you. We won't want you to. You have to difference. So so I'm asking you. I'm throwing myself on the mercy of the air show. I'm saying, you're scary and ball freak. Will you let me off the hook if I can get it right? If I can, if I can pick the winner wins at all? Oh, you want to go that far? You want to negotiate with me if you can pick who wins it all and the final. So I have to pick the winners of this weekend's games and the winner of the national championship. You will let me off the hook for not to shape. I still have to eat the poop, which sam that you definitely have the pop, but you might let me. You'll let me off the hook for not shaking my scary jones? Is okay with it? I'm okay with it. But you have to pick the national champion and and if the national champion wins, and they still beat the other team that you didn't pick in the final, you still get an eyebrow off. What do you think I agree with him? I'm well, I'm all about that, all right. So okay, recite me the rules again and shares here too. I'm gonna marking it down dead. You have to pick the winners on Saturday of the semifinal games in the final four, and then you have to pick the winner of the finals to win, and then your eyebrows survive. Okay, fine, so that's the survival of the eyebrow. Okay, here we go, drumroll, survive brow Right, but the poop which sandwich I got? Eat? No matter what that that's happening, crap sandwich. Here we go, Here we go. I say the final is South Carolina and n C. It's an all Carolina final. Nothing could be finer, and you ain't wins the whole thing really was gonna say before. So unless there's a unless there's a if there's no One Carolina or less in the next round, you're already done. That's correct. And then you have to and then North Carolina has to beat South Carolina. That's right. North Carolina over South and this is like, we're not going to be We're not gonna be like overruled by Trish on this one, right, this is this is it. It's snow now, that's all right, that's what we're doing. We're going all right, and I thank you and I will remember this. This is gonna make it more fun this week. So you lose a bet, I will also remember how nice you were today. And and by the way, the next time you're gonna hear us is gonna be on Tuesday, so we will already have had a winner. Why don't you tell everybody why there will not be a show on Monday. Just realized this this morning. Come on try because it's opening day baseball, ladies and gentlemen, and I have not one, not two, but three appearances at the game at the Mecca. Yes to say that's more important than us, I don't know. I might have to tell Elvis I have to leave the morning show at nine thirty. That's my big day. I'm gonna be listened. We're gonna go to have a tactic humanity, gonna be raising some money on the on the concourse outside of City Field. We're gonna be hanging out, signing two by fours and chilling. Then I'm gonna go inside to the Faddens mc faddens man boom, We're gonna be hanging out and away Mets tickets before first pitch. Everybody's gonna be getting drunk by the McFaddens opens at like nine am. That it's gonna be a shit show. What do you mean signed two by fours like pieces of lumber. Yeah, and then in the second eating of the Met game, I might have to be doing something with our favorite vodka, Titos. More to on social media and ballfread for you and I. The Yankees they open up on Tuesday in Tampa against the Rays, but we're not getting paid for that. We are. What do you think? What do you think the odds are that the Yankees go to the World Series this year? Very poor, but I'm excited. I'm excited about the young the youth movement on the Yanks, Greg Bird, Gary Sanchez, I'm excited for Opening Guy and I'm always exciting. I'm gonna I'm gonna say I'm gonna root for both of them. So that's why I stay in between everybody here. What do you think the odds are that the Mets go to the World Series. US here anybody less dress poor than the Yankees but still not good ones. Yeah, you think they got that biggest shot and they even make the playoffs last year. I think you make an early prediction for baseball who's going to go to the World Series. A lot of people are saying the Cubs and the Indians are gonna get back there. There are There are clearly two powerhouse teams in the in the majors. Tuesday, everyone say Jacklo
Speaker 1: Say. Elvis Durrand presents Off Air Show with Steery Jones and Great Tea episode on Yeah go get a great teath I'm over here now. I'm sorry. I have some nuts in my mouth. Yeah, you would be the first time. I love almonds, don't you? Guys like almonds? Love them? Doesn't love? What's the deal with these amons? I'm so healthy and there's so we have a lot of stuff playing for today, but my mouth is full and I'm gonna talk to the mouthful. And people that have anaphilectic what do you call it? Electic shock? What is it? What do you call it when like an person has allergies goes into a epilectic shock. But you're doing right now? And phylactic? Can you spell anaphylactic? Since I'm an EpiPen carrier, I can A N N I F L A C K E T. Congratulations, you get a think that's right? He could have fooled me. I gotta say, I'm not sure, but there's definitely way too many letters freaking anaphylactic without an give my ding ding dings. I think you want an it's anaphylaxis. You know what? You can go back and listen to the tape, all right. It replays itself over. You can go back and listen to the right if you can rock the real to real, you roll it back, all right, and you can find out the audio and you can figure it out for yourself. Greg, you get some Greg ding ding for the ding back. That's what. Don't you need derogatory terms? He gets upset. That's right. Today he's the champion. You're the champion. Today. He is the ch champion, the chick of the world. Alright, go of his own world. We're already sucking. We just got here. And you can always tweet us at the off air show, email us at the off air show at gmail dot com. I think after five days of empty promises, we might get to your social media feedback. Today we are and the nuts in your mouth. Some you get almonds? Can you get salted almonds? Yeah, I'll give you that favorite. Yeah. Just why don't you make an order? Place an order with me like I'm a supermarket light these you you'll be fresh derelict, fresh derelict from you. I also like the blue diamond, but you know blue diamond. You want a specific brand now? Well, Today on the show, here's some things we might or might not get to. Gregg t you're binge watching a new TV show right? Oh wait, are we going into the set this segment of the show right now? We're not ready for that yet. This is the tease. This is called the tea. This is where I where I tickle your nuts with a feather. I like my tickling your almonds maybe and going to anaphalactic. Do you think ball freaking give us a little new business old business like we used to do. I'll do that. You want to do some new business old business, let's go. Well, we might talk about getting into a real fist fight. Although I thought we covered that in a previous episode. I think you just didn't remove it from your sheet. Um, let's see the NBA season coming to an end. Uh, teams want to sit there, starters? Are you pour overpaid freaking I'm not even gonna go there spit it out? Or you're saying you pour overpaid goons? Yeah, it just sucks. There's a reason why you make millions of dollars. They want to win a championship. Yeah, but hello, what about the people that paid billions of dollars to see these to see these people on the court billions. We'll get into that. We'll get into that. Maybe is this part of the new business? Old business? Was I supposed to do? Like the stage at first? What happened? I thought you should I thought that you should know. We went through this before before we started the podcast. Screwed it up and he completely because you don't have a keyboard in front of a tree. You're supposed to be you know you sing? You singing dance? Still, I could do an acapella. Why do you give him the music business? Business? That's music nothing nothing is not nuts and nuts and nuts and nuts and nothing nothing business. That was great. Why don't we start busking? What's a busk? That was nuts? But what do you mean? What's you know what busking is? Right? Busk a bus busking with like just going out on the street and making music and asking for money. I'm pretty impressed with dude. We could be busk a rymes. That's could be the new group that's called busking. You've never heard of this? Do we could wrap in? You could wrap for people and we busk a rhymes. You know what you really could do on the street is you can actually do the bit that we're supposed to do, called taking it to the streets. We could, I mean where you should be? What's your thing? Though? Yeah, I did it once it was your turn a long time ago. Neither one of you guys did it. Neither one of you aren't gonna do waiting for Scary to do his his his turn now. I could do it on the way to the parking garage. I mean you could have to talk to people. Roy's an introvert, you know, I gut's talk to people on the street's tightly personality. This good do you guys do for the show? I mean, I'm doing it right now? Did you hear that you want to do it again? Ghost? Here? You go business business and want to do what they do? I do do what to do on the official nothing, nothing about, nothing about do what I do? Bro sounds so nice. We did? What do you do? Give me seven sheets of paper? Seven sheets of paper with grammatical errors, my binder and empty promises. I have the binder back of my desk, so all right? Also, Chery will be up here in a little while. Share nose with another. She says, she's got a good one today for us, as opposed to a bad one or one that that that's a tune out. I mean I think it's to be a tune in. People have been a hashtag share nos and we want a captive audience. Get you have no choice. They have no choice now and every day we're being hurt in different places and more places, different more announcement the country. Yea, more announcements to be made on that note in little while, but not today. See I'm kickling it with a feather. So also, we gotta we have a we need a NASCAR corresponding because we have people like Tim Barth. We are a big, huge Nascar fans. We want to talk about that. Here's the funny thing about NASCAR, right you guys listening thinking about Nascar? Steerry, give me some Nascar nacar music. What do you have for Nascar? Nascar rear NASCAR music. I'll get your NASCAR music. Let's get this out of the way right now. Okay, well, what do you get it out of the way. You make it sound like it's a bad thing. We're gonna go right into this right now. Nascar music for Tim Barth. Tim Barth, right, so we're making a special accommodation, is yeah, it's an adjustment by special request for Tim Barth. He wants to talk about Nascar. We're gonna get it out of the way right now. So obviously this song is called Riding with a Legend, and it's a bit I feel every day when I'm with you. Great. The thing about NASCAR that you guys failed to realize, because you know we we're we're up here in the Tristate area. By the way, is this song it's called riding with alleged has to do with does number three? Number three the original He's no longer with us, and I know he died in a fiery crash that's right in Daytona. So listen. The thing about NASCAR playing this like a eulogy, No, we're gonna play in the background. It loves the song. All fair heads, if you can think about speak to yourself. If the all fair heads can think of a great NASCAR song, please drop us a tweet and we might try to play it next week when we do the NASCAR Report. How about Primus Jerry was a race car driver. That's a great song. That is a great song. But this tissue, But this is a NASCAR song right from a guy from New York. Of course, how about Jesus built my hot rod by ministry like, look at you scared? The course of course, shut it up. We have this. Come on, man, Ministry, Jesus was an arcad. You know what NASCAR music is, so it is so like Senior Heart and don't talk one thing. My favorite skin, Dan along Ling long now it's most rod now talking about Nascar. Come all right, So NASCAR fans getting ready because you know what's going down this weekend, don't you. NASCAR is headed down to Martinsville Speedway. Yeah, they're going down a ridgeway Virginia two o'clock. Dale Junior's got some problems, doesn't he. There hot Dale Junior fans Evidently, Dale Junior's people actually emailed and he sent out a statement to all the fans saying, don't you think that he wants to win? He is struggling right now. But it's a long season. This season goes until freaking next November. Let me relax. We got a lot of time, had a lot of time for Dale Junior to make some changes. So get ready because Dale junr Will take his spot at of course the checker flag. You think so, I think so? I mean, you're a big expert, so I mean I trust you. You are you are the authority on NASCAR. I mean people always say that about you. Well, he's never he's never won it. He's he's never won in Martinsville. I do not think that that he's a favorite to win at Martinsville this weekend. So if you're a Daniel Junior fan and you want him to win this weekend, I don't think this is the weekend and it's gonna happen. Tim Barth, this this buds for you. Paul. Do respect him both. But as anyone of the three of us actually sat down and watched an entire NASCAR race, I will tell you that great t and I was hosted a great event with Danna Ka Patrick when that was for money, so of course you did it, of course. And it was actually at Dover Downs. I've been down to the Richmond five hundred. I was there. If anybody I feel like, maybe great teammate. Have you actually watched a full race? Yes, Tris and I actually we are. We actually at one point we're very big NASCAR fans, and then we just comes. She just liked the yellow eminem car. Elliott's but he's no longer driving for the Eminem's Elliot Sadler now drives I forget know you drives to a different car now, No, Elliot Sally doesn't drive for that car. But but you know what, though, we went down there without Buddy, Kevy keV and Gregg T and I got hot pass it. We got into the pits. We watched, don't we Well, yeah, it was awesome, but that's the only way that we got real lug nuts. We got lug nuts from Jeff Gordon's car, that's right. And uh, Kurt, we saw Kurt Bush and Kyle Bush nuts. It was great. No, no, no, no, no, what's his name? Johnson? What's his name? Johnson? You can't help it. Show a single race is like super Bowl? Saw Kurt Bushes Johnson, Kurt Johnson's bush rat cuff pooch rat. Listen to me, stop it. I'm telling you every single NASCAR race is like the super Bowl. It really is. The commercials are like the super Bowl, the racers are largely like it really is. And what's his name, Tony, Tony, what's his face? He was such a dick to you kidding me? Tony Stewart Tony stewart Man not disgrace, the legendary worked by him, and we were like, hey, what's up, buddy, and he just like kind of just like he didn't show you show well, listen, Okay, that's what's going on weekend with with NASCAR. But I didn't speak to Tim Barth on Twitter, and the off fair head said to me, if you'd like, I don't mind, I could be a NASCAR correspondent and I can actually help you guys out. So if we really wanted to and help, we can get We really could, in all honesty, and it would it would take nothing, maybe a simple phone call. We could probably record it with him, and he could probably tell us a little bit more about what's going on every week going into the next race. Okay, maybe that maybe it would. It would take nothing, and we don't have to say yes now, I'm not listening. I'm not poo pooing the NASCAR thing. But all you do is go around in circle. You just keep trying left. Maybe Tim Barth is a superstar. Let's give him. Let's give him sixty secons. Watch something where you just turn left. It's just turn left, turn left, turn left. Let's give our fans and our fair heads are fair army. Let's give him sixty seconds, like like, come up, prepare something. Let's see what you got, like make some stars, let's do some starmaking. Stark Barth. You are now on the clause. I think next weekly you're trying to record something with him speaking of cars and getting your engine started out of the way. What's going on with you there? This weekend? Greg? Uh? This weekend? What do I got going on? Actually? This wee can do something really cool. I'm hosting a great event for an organization that you can check out. UH. It's an NJ sharing network dot org and they are organ and tissue UH Donation Center. They provide people that are that are in need of organs and people that are donating organs. And what these people do, it's it's pretty amazing. You have to be a special person to be on the other end of the phone and listen to families call in that they are either a in need or that they're willing to be a donor. It's it's it's really amazing. So Sunday at one of the local colleges here in the area, Bergen Community College, I'll be hosting the run walk. That's early right. Then in the afternoon, my daughter plays in a big game soccer game. Soccer is back and Ella's big soccer game, the home Deel Dash is taking on the Marlborough I think they call themselves the Gold Blue Lights. No, we get Marble lights. And it's a big game to third. In the afternoon, it is going down. You ate soccer, It is going down, going down. So she's got soccer and dancing. Well, No, Jada does dance. Jade is dan. Why don't they both do soccer? Jada, are you kidding me? Jade one of the other. No, they can. No. Ellen does dance as well, just not as much as Jada, so she can't. She can dance, but she can't play soccer. I figured you'd be able to do both. Like song, you can dance. That's what I heard too, as soon as we talked about the Shafety dance, great Chicken dance. If she wants to her sister Ken play soccer. Dude, I had this song on a forty five. I'm not even kidding. People don't know that's well, there no friends of mine. Yeah, we want to where are they today? Where are somewhere that without jobs. Can somebody find out we should you know, what, why do we do that? Maybe we can find like a like a segment maybe started No, not right now, but maybe like going forward, like a throwback, like where are they now? I mean everybody loves that stuff. Give it to one of the off airheads sixty who wants it? Well, we don't. I don't really know them like that. I don't know. You have to figure out who's like a big brain, like who knows a lot about mus Let them tell us that's what they do. Okay, let's do that. We'll sign that. We're gonna start signing homework. What are we gonna do? Well, you know what we what we always do. So you're saying, wal freak. So you're saying that we should continue to kind of delegate some ideas to some of the off airheads and then award them sixty seconds on a podcast with their segment. Right, and if it turns out, you know, we'll we'll be a judge. But if it turns out to be something that that the rest of the heads are into, were were into, then we can make it a regular thing and doesn't have to be open to just the council or could be open to every singverybody, every every air head right or to get the council involved in so maybe in a judging perspective, but they of course they're also eligible to do whatever they want, so they're real quick. So here's where we're at that. So we would like Tim Barth to do a little sixty second segment about NASCAR. We got that, but now we don't know about this. Where are they today? So we'll do that with Men without Hats? So that's the group Men without Hats and we want to know what who would want to do it? How do we tehere? They are the biggest fan of eighties synth pop, oh, biggest fan of eighties sin pop since since I said, I said, since okay, I like that, all right, we'll move. We'll table that like everything else. I did want to bring up that I don't know about you, Gregg T, but I've been hearing from some of the off air army about how they are looking for work. They want to know what as a cabinet member are they supposed to do. Then I've responded because it's your cabinet, you know. I spoke to Marine Dan, your cabinet bro Chi and uh some of these guys, they really are restless. They want a purpose in life. You've given them these titles, but you haven't given them a purpose. And you know what, they're used to have some kind of regimen. You know, a lot of these guys are in the Air, Forced Army, the Navy, the Marines, the coast Guards. Coming. They they need to know, they need direction. Otherwise you're just gonna sit in their bunkers and just look freaking battle life. I I don't know right now. I mean that you know you created a cabinet, Well what what would you guys have the cabinet do? I just told you one by one homework. Come on, drill sergeant, get some needles and thread out, and I don't tell you what's happening with me real quick. First of all, I want to give a big shout out to everybody I checked into the the kind of abandoned playground of Twitter. I know the Facebook. You know, on Facebook, you go to show the Affair Army and then they have the Affair Nation chat and anyone who's welcome to you know, who's listening, is welcome to go in there and and partake. But there's also one going on on Twitter. So I checked in on Twitter this morning because I feel like it's kind of hasn't been played with in a while. So and people people are on that. Henry Davidson doesn't have Facebook's so right now you're you're talking about the Aufair Nation. No, no no, I'm gonna I'm Twitter the DM go to your Twitter. Yeah, So I want to say what's up to everybody over there. I was talking to Michelle and I saw the elder in there. I saw Omar is always in there, and I feel like I just want to say hi to everyone because I was. I popped in real quick. Right now there's that right now, this affair nation under the Twitter and the d M. Right now, right now you have is there a conversation going on? Because at no, there is. Do you have? Mielle is in there, Randy's in there right now, you got Marine Dan, you got Henry Davidson's there right now, Tanya is in there right now. They're all talking to each other right now as we speak. I'll say hello to them from the Hello now that we're talking about them. No idea because until they hear this later on when it gets posted, we're not We're not live so recording the show as we speak, and we're talking, and Scary is talking about you, and I got your and h Scary is giving you a shout out right there, shouting right, shouting. I'm always shouting. So yesterday I told you guys, I was an auctioneer yesterday Caroline right, and went off, went over like a lead balloon. Caroline read. You're best known as Aunt Hilda from Sabrina the Teenage, which Melissa Joan Heart's aunt. Um. She was hilarious. She did some stand up and then she was my co host as an auctioneer at a charity called Ashley's Cure. There's a rare disease. I don't want to get into the details of it, but people should know that it's very rare, only eight cases in the world, half of which are here in the United States. Ashley Martucci. Um, it's a fund for her basically whenever she gets hurt. And people that have FOP get hurt. It's called f OP. UM your muscle turned into bone, so your so it literally you grow a bone where your muscle is. It's very debilitating, it's very serious. Um. And we raised a lot of money for them, but I will say one thing. Uh, and that is what's up? Guys, we're on video. That's great, it's a great time to video. I'm talking about serious. I'm sorry serious for a minute. We raised a lot. We raised a lot of money for them, but the auction port portion of it went over like a lead balloon because because they set the bar way too high, they were charging like fifteen grand for like an experience to go see Saturday Night Live and go to the cast after party or go to the Billboard Music Awards. I'm like, that's a very high, you know, very high. Space thousand is a starting bid. So I some of the stuff I didn't even get opening bids for. So how much did you guys? Finally raise happened? There were some big spenders in the room. We had nine live auction items. We raised about about a hundred fifty k right there on the spot, which was nice. That's nice. But what happens when you do start an auction and nobody bids? Then what do you do? Like? You move on? You start like like like in any game show that in a game show you're saying you said pass, that's it, and then and then you hear a cricket in the anyway. So shout out to everybody did that. And oh, by the way, guys, tomorrow night, I'm gonna be um. They're honoring me at Mark Twain again. I'm being inducted. He keeps getting freaking duct didn't over into the Mark Twain Hall of Fame. Now last year popular. I don't know, dude, did they even know you existed? Was I nominated you? What did you do? I went to the school at the same time that you did. Oh no, you don't. He doesn't even recall anymore. All those times he saved him. We're getting his butt kicking. Ron. He doesn't even he's quite the opposite. Would get his ask. You know, you don't even known. Got unnecessarily bullied. I got double teams. It was a wrestling thing. We'll talk about wrestling later. So yeah, So at the end of the day, tomorrow night gonna be I guess I'm gonna be hanging out at a restaurant in Coney Island and they're gonna be the teachers and staff, the faculty. My family is going to be an attendance, and they're giving me a plaque and them going down and infamy and Mark Twain infam me. So uh, I have never been inducted into anything, So the Mark Twain Hall of Fame. I'm really honored that that they've thought of this, and I have not thought of a speech yet. So that's another task that Oh maybe we can get she's inducted. We finally got Mercy Tomay and we didn't even address the fact that she was supposed to help you with your You know what I am going to I'm gonna reach out to Mercy Tomay again. We can get her on see if we can get her and Marissa, remember us Scary was going to give a speech because I gave the speech last year at the commencement. Right now this year, I need another speech from her. And that is what am I gonna say tomorrow night? So fill me in. What is how does David You're inducted into the Mark Twain Hall of Fame. So they make they make a plaque with my name. Is gonna be a little plaque of you and Mark Twain with a gold bio engraved and the most famous inductee into the mast. I mean paint the picture for me me something? Could you paint it from it? I mean you're just sitting there rabbling, rabbling, Rambley, give me something. Here's here's a question that will blow your mind. Is Mark Twain in the Mark Twain Hall of Fame? I don't think, well why not? I mean it's more thank the Academy. There you go. This is the moans that they play when they want what are you gonna say? Like? What kind of a speech? Now? You couldn't write a speech? Before a speech you're gonna do? Now? I don't know that. Thank the Almighty. I gotta thank every point to the sky. Are you gonna thank me? That's that? I mean, that's huge. Well, I gotta mention you, as you know, because you haven't been inducted yet. I gotta somehow bring your name up to them saying, hey, remember that guy, that bald freak that used to rum the hallway then actually had he had a hairpiece in junior high school? Did you have a piece? Are you gonna shot up? Sometimes? Morning show? You can say, Greg Danielle and that's you know, it's a long time ago. He won't. He won't. By the Yeah, so bald freak, you didn't have hair? You did have hair back down right, but but then you know, we know what it is throwback Thursday. I think we should recognize man, Why don't you throw a picture? That's why they don't know you, because you're happen to that guy with the hair Who is this guy? So? Yeah, no, No, But Ronnie's college years he had briefly or was it high school years? He had a piece? What year did congraduate? Mark? Mark Twain? Nine nine nineteen nine? Hold on? What was the biggest hit? And Mike, let's see nine the biggest smashes? No, hold onto biggest hit. I'm I'm I'm typing in it right now, biggest hit single? What I was gonna say? Is today's throwback Thursday? Right? So, bald freak, Why don't you just uh, Janet Jackson miss you Much? Oh? That was the number right here from nine Janet Jackson Miss you Much. It was the longest running number one single. Janet Laws graduated. So listen, Greg, don't you play this during the speech? Hey? Greg? Because I missed all of them? What today's throw it back Thursday? Don't you think Ronnie should closet a picture for TV T No, No, not hair the brief time where he had a hairpiece, there's very few pictures in existence of Ronnie because he had the in between time. We didn't call it a hairpiece. It was it was some sort of it's called a wig. It was some sort of technical you know, marketing turn. I bet you've never seen a picture of Greg. Greg have never a picture of Ronnie. I have not. I have not because because he went from his hair to his bald days. But how many pictures are even in existence of you with that thing on? There are? Either are a few I have. I have a few destroyed in the hurricane, But I have a lot. I have a lot of photos of myself with that ridiculous thing on my head. Okay, put it on What's on your Mind on? I don't. I didn't keep it after I got rid of What's on your Mind? The wig freak. What am I doing this weekend? I'm recording my continue to record my new album here in lovely Hoboken, New Jersey. Are you really? I mean the studio all day on Sunday recording three songs with some some friends, and then back on Monday to record vocals. And what are you recording under the name of bald? Yeah? I have two songs done already, three songs here that I'm gonna go to Nashville and do two songs in May, and then to TB D for the last three. I'm thinking maybe Portland or Austin, or I might even go to Iceland. Why are you going there to record music? Because I treat it like a vacation. It's an opportunity for me to travel as a single guy and see a different city. Or do you see a different part of the world and go into a beautiful studio and sit at a piano and record some uh some music with the local local for like love songs, I mean there are love based kind of lyrics and something wrong with you? Right? All these love songs? What what's the deal with all these silly little love song? What's wrong with writing a love song? I mean it wins people Grammys, it makes people money and makes people feel better. But it's the real Oh we go silly little love songs? There, Walford, This is a love song and it's a great song. All right, pull freet take it away. Why don't you tell us a little something of these silly love songs. We're gonna tell you party, You'll tell you everything need Come on, poll free, take it away. I'm the only want me to sing along to you say, I don't know the words this come on free little love song alright like smoke and joining with Paul McCartney before I die seventy seven. I know he'd be up for it anyway. That's what I'm doing this world. It's wrong with that everybody on According to Great two, I'd like to know, just make music. That's what I do. I love to do it here I got ready, yeah, hey go you rate what they house from with us. I also want to mention that before we referenced it already before we started the podcast, you both stuck your grubby hands into my big almonds tub from Fresh Direct. Well, how the hell are you supposed to get him out of there? Well? I could have poured something into your hand. I mean, let's talk about office etiquette, like how many times have you both of you guys washed your hands? So for today, I've actually taken two craps today and uh, I have wiped my saw twice with the same hand. Do you and do you wash your hands with soap after you after you crap? I have to tell you I tissed early, like around eight o'clock this morning to a tish, and I did not want. I washed my hand, but I did not use soap, so then you didn't wash your hands. You rinsed your hands. All that bacteria was in my almond tub right now. Not only that. So when I when I wiped, then I go back and I take I take more toilet paper and I wet it on the sink and then I wiped my You know, my son, that people the only person here. I washed my hands both times I sipped and then I went back. I washed my hands as well. But I'm asking you too, scary Jones. How many times did you wash your hands before you stuck your grubby hand like dig dug into this big tub of almonds twice right, and you touched the board all day I did. My fingers have been everywhere right, so bacteria right now all over me. Yeah, and you know I wasn't know if you take my almonds without asking, dude, I was before man and I it was yeah at work like around quarter to tad. How many years have we known each other? Many? Thirty years, thirty one years? Skive me after thirty one years. I'm like your brother, this isn't about skeeping you. This is about etiquette, my Skeevie Jones etiquette. Just hey, come in with a little cup and I'll pour, Like you know, I'll give you like two dozen almonds in a little cup. Dude. Everybody hand jams around here. You see this place in the morning, the seven box of cereals open, boom, boom. Everyone's like slamming their hands and everything. I'm a giver, you're a taker, all right. Well anyway, well you're giving me bacterious, so thank you very much. All right, listen, we're diving into a couple of topics. We got Share Nose coming up. Shared a serious job. Now Share Nose is straight ahead, and but first let's get into some local action. There's some local music for Manhattan. Yeah, this is the new politics. This is where are they from the right? Here from Manhattan? I just said where in Manhattan. There's some freaking midtown I don't know if no clue. This is called one of Us and it's on the Off Air Show. It's just starting. Just the cameo when you can't say no because when it rings south, will you what are you living different? That's the new politics on the Off Fair Show. You heard it here first, Paul freak. What do you think about new politics? I think it sounds a lot like my chemical romance and fun. It sounds like fun. It does sound a little bit like fun. It sounds like they sound like HR but they do. They sud like A Jr. As well. That's not a selling point for me. Oh come on, are you kidding me? At A j R? Also from New York City. Listen, you have a very distinct taste I feel, and that kind of fits into your wheelhouse right there. So that's all I'll say. You know, all right, so scary? What is your big beef with the NBA? Yeah, I told you at the top of the podcast. So outraged. No, it just sucks. I mean, these guys like Lebron get paid have you ever seen him so angry? Millions of dollars to do their job, don't millions? So they're supposed to be on the court for probably the most minutes. The biggest stars get paid the biggest money, correct, and they also garner the biggest bucks for the fans us to go see them. They sell the most jerseys, the most revenue comes into Earlier this week, Lebron played a road game and said, fuck it, I'm sitting out. I'm tired, you know what. Don't do that because especially on a road game, because when you're on the road, you barely you come to town what twice a year, and the money that the amount of money for a ticket in those arenas when they go see the heat, or they come to New York, or they go to Philly or they go wherever is out. I mean, people want to see Lebron on the road. People in these in these hometowns, they get to see them. So they're paying big money for them. All right, So give me you can take to the roof. Stop up, take a look at the black market. And and then he's like, no, I'm gonna rest. Why don't you rest room during one of your home games? Give tell you have to rest? Why do you have to rest on the road like that? When when the tickets are that much more multiplied. Well, I believe they're also resting during the home games. At this point of the season. You're taking it. You're gonna take me, and when you're done, ahead, go bo okay, go ahead, your turn. I mean I already know that. Um that Adam Silver, the commissioner of the NBA, has kind of addressed this with a lot of the owners, because this isn't just the Lebron problem that the Warriors, I believe had Curry out and they had he's hurt. But I guess the argument is that these owners want to win a championship, and the best way to win a championship in an eighty two game season and the long haul is to sit these guys down, you know, or Okay, then you know what, why don't you just rest him until the playoffs? Don't even play him at all during the season. Just get there. Someone. If you're in first place and you and you got a five day you got a five game lead over the second place team, the utters a little bit before you you make a hamburger, you're not gonna make sure you're bating the stand. Maybe the game or two before the season ends, before the playoffs started. But like you're talking about, like how many months until the end of the season. How long longer? We Oh, no, it's done. We're talking like another week weeks, like April nineth. Still, I really do think it's like April eighth or nine. I think that's it. A couple of days before I'll look it up right now, just a couple of days before. But all this business of like guys like you know, these superstars resting on the road versus home rest at home, because at least the home team gets to see you every night, all right, tag me and I wanted on this, all right, So I'm in Okay, So here's here's here's what. I've heard everything you said, and I cannot disagree with any of your bullet points. Okay, you're right. The fans are the ones that get hurt, right they they they're the NBA basketball tickets for some of these games are astronomical. Kids spent three D bucks, Lebron. I'm getting you. I I feel you for that. I really didn't know. I'm not playing tonight because better and you and you said, wasn't even that wasn't even a day or two before the playoffs started. You're talking about two or three weeks out. You said they're making millions of dollars. Correct. I got it, I got it, I got it on the court all right. April twelve, by the way, the last official game in the NBA season. So here's the time. I still have time. But here's the thing, so you know what, then everybody should respond by neck by boycotting the games in the last three weeks. But here's you know what would happen at the end, what happened in the n b A If everybody, every fan around America says, you know what, the stars are gonna be rested, screw it. We're talking about west Brook, James Hard and Lebron. So we're not spending and we're not coming to your games. You know what, That would shut the NBA down. I understand everything you said. I have to tell you. I think I'm siding with ball freak, and not because I want to, but I think that he brings up good points. And here's the points. But listen to me, but listen to hit things side. I just said, this is this is what's going on. These are multi billion dollar teams that were around a revenue that's coming in everything injes On. These guys going to the playoffs. We have no idea the amount of money that's going to the networks that are hosting these playoff games. The TBS, the t n T, the CBS, the NBC, they're all carrying these games. They do not need or new need to risk the you know, their their ankle getting sprained tearing an a c L hurting their knees. There's no way. Could you imagine they have the Cleveland Cavaliers, you know who, who are going to the playoffs. All of a sudden Lebron gets hurt and he played against the seventies sixers. I mean, you're gonna be kidding me. I too would say no, but I'm saying here, for instance, here we go here, I'll find out. All right, So let's see the Cleveland Cavaliers their last game of the season, all right here it is, Uh, the Cavaliers play the Heat, the Miami Heat, on Monday, April the tenth, right, all of a sudden, could you imagine in Miami Lebron hurts his freaking leg and he's out for the playoffs? What does the whole season mean? Then, unfortunately, it does happen this way, and unfortunately you're not gonna be able to count on these superstars being played in these late games of the season. It's not gonna happen. And I don't blame these NBA teams for for letting them sit on the bench. They are their golden ticket. It's like the stock. But it's true, you're not gonna do that you know how many guys around the court for a team, there's five guys five and that team revolves around that one major player. Yes, there's might be a second or third, a third tier player, but it really revolves around one. And it revolves around Lebron James for the Cleveland Cavaliers, it revolves around James Harden. It does. It revolves around with no no on a second tier. It does. He's on a second tier, but that team, I'm not listen. I'm being really maybe the higher profile player, but he's either the more valuable player than Kyrie. Absolutely, come to ball freak, Please, we all know that every NBA team revolves Steph Curry is the team they have. Second there there there trip shooter, Klay Thompson. Absolutely they can win a championship without Clay Thompson. That's not what I'm saying. But if you take him out, that main center, that nuclear is that little guy he's gone. That hurts that team. You know what I'm saying. There's if every player has their tier on a team. Okay, and the Steph Curries, Lebron's the heart, and the Durants the West first, they are all the center of that team, and if that guy goes down, yes, maybe they have other second and third tier players that can step up a little bit, but the team is definitely taking a big hit if you guys, at the end of the season and they don't play and you're fighting for seeding. For instance, all right, right now, you're the three seed in a in an eight seed conference, and then you and you drop a couple of games because you rested your whoever, and now you're the fifth seed. So now you're playing the fourth seed instead of the sixth seed, and that team is the worst matchup for you in the first round. You know you are you are gambling? Do you think about them apples? You are? I got a number? You are gambling with the NBA gods of where you're gonna be seated. That is ridiculous. Moving forward, give me another ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Moving on, Speaking of gambling, how do you guys feel about Vegas getting the Raiders? A lot has been said all week long with the Raiders moving to Vegas and thoughts scary Jones, Um, you know what, if it makes more money for the team, because this is a business, go for it. The Oakland Raiders. They haven't they been in Los Angeles twice now or in that area? Got los Angeles? They were in Los Angeles. No, they were in Oakland. I think it's fair to say in the Oakland. How many times do they switch? If you're a Raiders fan, you might be used to them moving. This is what goes on, Paul Freedom and I right, So, okay, what are your thoughts? They're like America's nomads? Alright? I think Northern California has the Niners. Oakland's kind of uh struggling team for sports in general, outside of the Warriors obviously, but nobody really gives a shit about the athletics and uh, I don't know what about vague US though? Is Vegas? Like, yes, you know why Vegas and destination. I'm throwing it over to the biggest Vegas man we got in the room here, because because when when it comes to betting and gambling, no one bets on more sports than than football. So why not having an NFL want to have an f NFL home team, they want to call him the gamblers? Then I think Vegas gambles. I don't. I don't disagree with you that I think the NFL solders sold. They're going to Vegas, to the dirtiest area in America. Not dirty meaning dirty meaning not. I'm not saying dirty like meaning filthy dirty. I'm saying, like, what gambling and what goes on in Vegas? What it all means? I think Vegas can support it. And plus there's so many transient people that are going in and out of the imagine on a Sunday it's dirty meaning like you dirty, there's dirty about They have the old saying what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas and why because it has a really skewed Are you kidding me? People know that there is sleezy things going on in Vegas. And now you're gonna add football to the mix. And now you're gonna add these young players that are making millions of dollars that are going there. You and I sometimes can't hold on to our own money. How many times do you go to the easy about Vegas and you can, You can fall into some sleeves. But it's a clean place, it's a family spot. You know what. I think it's gonna do well. I think the Raiders are doomed for I am not saying they're they're headed for for championship. I am not saying they're not gonna do well. What I'm saying is that TMC sports are gonna be camped out of every single casino in Vegas when the Raiders come to town. You gotta be kidding me. You think now you're gonna have the Cowboys playing in Vegas. You're gonna all the all the big names of the Cowboys there and the Raiders. And when Cowboys played Raiders, think about all the big games that that that Raiders are gonna play at home, and all those big players gonna be hanging out in every casino, every restaurant, everywhere you go. You're gonna see them just balling, balling with money in my right ball freak. I mean, that's certainly a side effect. But are people are gonna go to see a football team in an arena in Las Vegas? Oh? Absolutely, it's gonna be. It's gonna be another bachelor party's destination. You're gonna have all these these games, that's right, Yeah, canard yugs, I think I think that is my head Scary Jones at the back rooms exactly. Welcome, bring it on. It's about time Vegas got a major sports team, sport I haven't. Let's strip is over. Let's get a picture with Scary Jones. I'm gonna leave you my last thought on the Vegas thing, and I'm gonna walk away from this. I think that Vegas was there already. It didn't need the Raiders at all. The Raiders could. This is about the Raiders needing to make money for themselves, and Vegas is a viable option. The devil is alive in Vegas? What what the hell was that? I've never heard that doorbell before? Was that our doorbell? You heard it yesterday when we rang it for Pete when he came through. We rang it, or he rang it, he rang the doorbell. Who's here? Oh my god? From the dead, back from l A, from lay seeing you guys since we were at the Star in Hollywood. It's just crazy or at the I hearten right. Yeah, Yeah, we had a We had a whole little party over there. Alas Almas got his star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Ballfy, we had to clean up. Now, we got some ladies in the house. Now I always clean up. My man clean up. Yeah. By the way, I like I like the ding dong, like that. Do you mind coming into the treehouse when it's a mess. I like the treehouse when it's a mass because it makes me feel like it's really time for me to take order. All right, I can make things happen. I mean, wallf got to take down the jock strap hanging out. I mean we had to spray a little bit for breeze the area. I mean, seriously, this is like wrap. No, it's like it's it's almost like when you know, you know, you have a girl coming over or your girlfriend right, and like you're not really everything you have dishes in the same It's like the streaks all over the toilet and I don't strink in the toilet. Yes, okay, that's yeah, exactly, that's what it's like. Ron, Come on, would you have to prepare for like, you know, I sweep by vacuum. Sometimes I even dust. Sometimes I dust when a lady comes over. So this is what I put guys through since I'm single and if I go to somebody's house, this is what they go through. Just a half I'm saying I do it. I'm not saying every guy does. We got a good impression. We can't just become lazy dust in my apartment. Then you know that I like you. Let's just put it that way, right, we gotta take down the pictures we got on the walls, all the posts wait to play some mess. Why do guys take down pictures? You have to? You don't want you don't want her to see the post that got posts from the nineties, right is Marilyn Monroe post. We got all this stuff hanging up on the walls, right, So share nos is with us today morning? Hello? How are you good to be here? Are you excited? I am? Do you know what happens when I bring in this notepath? Looking at it, I'm very nervous. How you're going to part of that is for us. I believe she's got She's like all over the place. You're brewing all kinds of things. I do like that you can school us with some of these things. So what is one of our main topics that some of the affair heads have been talking about? Okay, so we need to go back for a second, because on Monday, when I wasn't here, we left off with the Thursday show where I called in from l a still and I was explaining to you guys about the off fair Nation and our amazing chat room, and yeah, you definitely turn us onto that we had. It was so great that now you guys are there, and and then I went in to do a little share notes. Yeah, and they posed the question, which was the best thing ever. The questions have to keep coming on that off Fair Nation. It's a great idea. And Megan sent in something that said, can we talk about single ladies and all the dating sites because we're really confused. You know, what's a good one, what's not a good one? What are the personal I love that farmers Only it's a great site. I have the commercial. Can I play wellfree? You've got you? Have you been on farmers only? Bull Free? Not yet. I've tried most of them. You know, you might haven't gotten no farm You might want it. Here, Here we go, here's a commercy. Here's an actual commercial. This is not a parody. We used to be lonely until we met on farmers Only. Farmers only dot com is the new online dating site farmers Ranchers. Old woman in a mail cat to hear that again for the hill. She's really lonely and out walking the corn field again. Do you think they were ever, farmers true not hanging out with us all day. We used to be lonely until we met on farmers Only. Farmers only dot com is the new online dating site for farmers, ranchers, and good old country folks. Second, farmers, you can't have sex with a horse bald free. Have you looked at We're a podcast broadcast to Hello around America. There are people sing in silos right now, and you're offending them off. I'm saying, if you're into that sort of thing, maybe you want to go to farmers only dot com. And what's the other one where they're the truckers. They're all like, you know, traveling by themselves. That the guys that was traveling looking for girls? What is that? Only? There's one that we talk about serial killers only where's there all the cheaters? They all go on the Actually, actually it's funny you said that because just as a little like side note, the last time I did a Good Day in New York segment about the whole like p I world and me going out and doing like catching cheaters, they bought that up because the real interviewed me and they said, wow, this is almost like an Ashley Madison Live type thing, like you actually see it live when you go out there and act as a p I and send your decoys out right to see about these men cheating. Like it's almost like Ashley Madison, Ashley Madison, Oh my god, I don't I love don't ye? Man? That's who I am traveling from my family, driving across America at night, and he just needs to get in. I'll talk with that road, you know, the funny shopper's best friend. I p into a Snapple block. There's nothing wrong with that. I think it's fine. And I broke this down to five of the top dating sites for Megan, and neither one of the ranch ones or the truck driver ones are on my list. But how now we just added to it, So I guess that's good alright. Number one zucks z o O s k zuck. I see that everywhere. By the way, people text in that name all the time. Well, here's the reason why you're going to see it a lot more on text. It is the number one dating app, so it's not as much just about the site when you go on your computer, et cetera. This one is like the mobile app. So you gotta figure every millennial in the world is promoting this one. But it does go eighteen to fifty. Um. The nice part about it is it's a little more reasonable in price. Twelve forty nine a month for six month commitment. Oh yeah, so they do tell you you can do Yeah, Ronnie, as you you're a single guy, you've done this before. No, I've never heard of the site. But again, I am paying to play man. So where do you go? The usual? The usual haunts, bumble tender. Yeah, actually, I'm only on bumble right now. Logic would dictate that that a few people want quality they would pay for. Yeah, why don't you pay? What? Why do you have? I told you I did that, and it really didn't make a difference to me. I didn't see any difference in the quality of a girl or anything like that. I think the reason why to pay you don't want to pay, of course, is because, yeah, you get if you play the jingles. Bastard, bastard, just get a hooker. Wow, wait a second, don't go there. You're equating paying for a paying for a dating site with getting a hooker. Yes, wow, that's what women the hookers dating site. I don't see any problem with paying for love anyway. But I mean, it doesn't bother me at all. I would pay for the I would pay for I've never paid for. Ok but I paid for a dating site and maybe I should have paid for a hooker instead. Let's just put it that way. That's really unbelievable. The other thing. The other thing about this one was that there's a character trade breakdown, so they claimed that for themselves. So obviously each one had their only right. Each one has their own little algorithm. So for this one, they're saying, we're going to follow the behavior and the likes and the people that you click on for the first few times you're on the site, and then we're gonna re follow those types of people for you. So it's really more about the people that you're He's so angry. Here's the thing that you have to understand. This is for real, pretty crappy name. Okay, I just signed up for zooks. Okay, ball freaking got zuks hoping to meet the lady of my dreams a month. I am so dead on this one. Here's listening. I'm telling you. It's a hot button. Okay for ball Freak, this is a hot button. The man has been scorned so many times. I know they say beware of a woman scorned bull freak is so the man that has been scorned, he will not go and pay for any of this. He's man that you're algorithms. He's mad at all that. He just wants to find. He will sweep for the right girl. He'll sweep for the right girl. When you hire a house keep me any what is the number? What's the number? Four? Site? Okay, so wait a second, So with that one, it's unique smart pick match pick, So it's not the general questions. The next one Match dot Com. We all knew it was coming experience. That's not true, right, Whenever I've never used match dot com, I haven't. Okaya. Of course my question talk on top of me with other people are talking to me, bro, it's like trying to run out. Okay. My question regarding match is I've heard that match has now changed and they're cleaning it up. They're changing it. Is that the am I under am I? Right? Are they like under construction that they've redesigned their site. What I saw that they did was that they're doing more things that are highlighted profiles. But again this is going to get yes, how much so if you want to be aggressively looking for someone, And that was one thing I was going to say at the beginning, Guys, depending upon what you're doing these sites for it, if you're really looking and you're aggressive about it, then you're not going to care as much about paying because you're gonna figure you're gonna meet somebody how much? Okay, so this one you're not caring about paying so much for for six months. Again, I didn't even want to tell you, guys what it was for one month, because all of these are really six months. Six months is what makes she thinks it's so high. Well, I think it's high because well considering my spending normal though, so for me, I don't go on I don't actually go on these sites, but I have to tell you I think our affairheads would appreciate the six month packages versus the one month. The one months are definitely something for six months, and it's the months of apathing because here, wait, I'll tell you something that that match does that I think is fair. They have something called a sixth six month guarantee with the six month guarantee, the high membership rate guarantee guarantee. You know, What it does guarantee though, that is is that if you're we're really if you were really trying to catch a date and you you actually put the time and effort in and sent a certain amount of messages out to people and listened to what their responses were and re ashed back. They allow you to actually get your money back at the end of the six months because they say, you know what, you put in an effort, you really try, but this didn't work for you, so we're giving it back. To give your money back guarantee. But you gotta put in the word. But is that what they're really going to do? Do you have to read defined print that I have to go in front of like a match dot com counselor to discuss the scissor d you're really that bad? Number Three? The truth is I don't really go on dating sites anywhere. I feel like I want to meet somebody in the real world. But I can speak from experience here that this is all nonsense. But keep I actually respect that though you're speaking from from experience experience. Three. Our time, our time, oh you are Tami, our time and our time is for fifty pluses. They say you can go on if you're younger. But the idea of this one is it's a more mature crowd. So the idea is is these people maybe have been married before, I want to get married again. They want to travel to our they want to they want to travel companion where they just want to experience life and enjoy retirement. So you can search this one by specific keywords or by distance. So let's say you're like in the mode to travel Paris. I think you're able to actually like look up people where you want to go and make that type of commitment with them that you're traveling around. This one is twelve nine nine um for six months. Also, and you have to give him your food stamps. Yeah, to prove that you went through menoplause number right, that's three. Yeah, that's give you the number one, number two number. But I thought you were going at five was zooks? Number four up to number one? Oh no, we were going the other way one. I'm sorry, waiting for the number one number four? No, but they're not. They actually they're all wait is five of the best Listen this is five times it zooks because I'm pretty sure it's Zeus. It's zoos. Is called zeus is what he does. This is what he does. He's gonna at least at least tell me that the actual name of the dating side couldn't date him. You know why, I don't know everything when he's that's why he's been picking if I want to know the actual name of the dating side. And she's calling it zooks. The man has been divorced more times that are on your fingers. You can't talk to you anymore. You're not in the room and not looking at you. He's zeus at the world. Ever, that's what I'm gonna make sure I spell it for you. Are you ready? What's the na oh s k? That's zoos female the big z oh my god, please z e harmony. Okay, here's the thing with the harmony. Be ready to sit down for about an hour. It has an amazing success right. In fact, by the way, it states that they do forty four thousand weddings annually. That's insane. That's a hundred and twenty weddings a day. I improved. That is who's going. That's preten. Who's gonna challenge trying to shoot holes in everything because it because it's easy. Listen, this is a share noise. Okay, go to a bar. Go to a bar, have a couple of shots of whiskey, and find a lady, find a man. Listen to me. Harmony works. My sister met her husband F Paul on E harmony. So yeah, so they've been married now and two kids and they've very well. And I'll tell you what happened for real. So my sister was very afraid of dating. She just she would always find something wrong with every single guy she went out with. So her friend said, why don't you get on e harmony and try it? Right, So she went on and tried, and she met this guy who I call him. I call him F Paul. He's an attorney. You can't talk to him. He's he debates everything, so I just call him F Paul. F right. So so she went on a date and then of course she said, I don't think it's really working out. He went back and he said, listen to me, we're going out again. It did work out. Trust me, I felt that you felt it. Don't do this to yourself. He knew. He courted her, and she you know what, she went out again. Your sister must be something, and she was happening well. She went out again and it looked another married to kids. It's intense, though, so I just want to go all right. How much is the questionnaire? The questionnaire is two hundred and fifty eight questions money, Oh my god, Okay, okay, nation, do not listen to me. This is good for you. If you're out looking to date, don't go on these sides. Go meet somebody in the real world. Go go to a yoga class, go running, you meet some pretty great up to someone on the Tras you've done running, you stop, you take your earbuds out. You see you see a nice dude with he's got the yoga pants on, He's got a nice you down. So if you got this down, are you still single or did you meet somebody on your running I'm dating to people right now and one of them I met on a dating side. Wow, he comes clean. I didn't think that was gonna happen. I just felt the floor rumble there and you expose yourself. I wasn't about right the way, just as an example for what it is a month, Not that I care about per month. This one is month. So you're talking for six months. The reason I told you guys the six month, big price to pay for. Yeah, well this one six months. But that's why I tell you the six months. But I guess here's the thing though, Again you have to be realistic about this. They can't get it because they've already showed success. They have a success rate. And it happens scary when when you first started working with the Elves Drand Morning show, you didn't go claiming X amount of dollars for one of your great opening appearances. As the show progressed and you've got more more popular, you were able to claim extra hundreds of dollars to do these appearances. And there's nothing. There's no difference in harmon or anything like that. I really believe that it's just about their cloud. They won't tell you what they're doing. Now, this next one I didn't know existed. I don't know. You're ready elite singles and this one was the pricest of them all. Yeah, well it's elite, which hence the name. Yeah, well, you eat each other. You can't fool them with everything. He's it must be more money. We work in advertising, work in radio business. You can't pull the will over my eyes. Okay, so tell us about so elite is twenties to fifties plus um. It has to do with more sophisticated and something of a more serious data. So it's not about the fact that the other ones don't have sophistication. But but but the real key is is that these are real working people. They are out. They allow the idea that if you're not going to respond right away, people have it in their head the notion that these are workaholics. So they're kind of like daters that are that are in the moment um. This one is yeah, and for six months it's thirty two. Now here's my question though, So none of us have heard of elite singers. I didn't, okay, so so so then so before we all agree, the rationale behind the harmony was they have a success rate and we all know that, right, what the hell where do they come off singles charging the kind of money that harmony? Real question? I don't know, I don't know, And you know what, that's something that we should look into a little bit more. And I was thinking, since I was single, maybe I should try some of these sad listen, it's maybe I should see if we can get some to come on board. And about shared dating. We call it a dick starter. I think all freaking I think you and both were going to hook up. I think he's so angry and it's it's you know what, it's the weirdest thing that's so expensive from bald Yeah, yeah, freak has He uses Magnum condoms too, and those are no more expensive than the regular. We have just seen shares face right now. Hectually just seen along with a box of rubber bands to hold him in place. Wow, you know what else it is? I don't want to when when you know when I need to go off? Wait a second, let's do it right, scary. Can you get up some music place? What type of music would you like? You know? I don't know, but I feel a rumble happened. I really feel he's gonna go off. He's really angry, always talking about Magnus and I'm I spend money on my I always treated my ladies will be something. The chains are coming off. I need something, um don't. That's where I'm cheating, withering great because I treat my ladies right. Give me something rocks about me. He's gonna go. He's gonna go like a female on this podcast, you're supposed to like you. I am a female on this podcast. You know you're supposed to like, take care of me here. I remember fifty cents on my my heart for Valentine's Day, wasn't I? There? You go, all right, Walfre and meet a woman in the real I don't want to go on one of these dating sites. And then I see my grandmother and we're like, hey, where did you meet this beautiful young lady? I met her on Elite singles dot com. That sounds so lame. I want destiny to take me to where I'm gonna go. And I'm willing to wait and not pay this these exorbitant fees on these marketed sites to just play a card game on the toilet ten minutes every day, swipe and swipe and swipe and swipe and swipe and swipe and swiping. Would you be wipe and wiping, wipe and wipe, of course. But I can multitaske. That's right, that's right, And one day you will find your sense, that's right. I may have already found one of the one of the two, one of the two, one of the two. But I'm but but I'm still I'm still gonna be smart and I'm not going to give into its marketing. It's marketing one on one, Megan, look what you started. I love the fact though these questions came in and the off air and you could always get in touch with share at hashtag, share nose, Yes, look at it for her profile and elite singles. Yeah, only if they come test and support the off air show so much. We didn't even get to today. I don't even know where to start. We have to get to social media feedback. Let's do it right now, real quick fall freak yeah, gah it to a social media feedback hit it. We're just got the same problem again. What do you want me to do? Have a keyboard shore off feed back. I don't have a keyboard here, wonderful. I want to read this one from Bill Burkett Burke just say, just to take a moment to thank everyone. Off Air Show podcast has evolved into a fresh and innovative show that is refreshing and enjoyable. Been a listeners in episode one, The progress progress has been remarkable. Uh. You youngs have been proven have proven that they are rising stars in the radio industry. What and the dynamic that they have is organic. Wanted to say thank you for providing entertainment and laughter to your fan base. I'm sure staying after the big show to record, so after recording from the Big Show, it's it's challenging, it difficult, but it will pay off in the end. That's from Bill Burke from your mouth, because I haven't gotten anything paid off, you know what I'm saying. Gonna read another one from the Raptor for you. Take one. Take the Raptor deer off air show. If you do read this on the air, please don't say my email, which is it's my name. Poor planning, I know, don't bust my balls about it. Please. I'm sitting in my work truck just finished listening to all one eighteen episodes. I'm not a toddlerg sorry, but I love you show and started listening when Greg T told everyone on the main show about eisode. Remember that twenty two episodes ago. But wait, there's more scary. Keep being the life of the party. Your work keeps Greg T in check and show moving. Thank you, Thank you for noticing I'm trying to move us forward. Greg T, keep on being the counter arguments to everyone's thoughts. I agree with se of the things you said, the Truth Ron. I love your music and listen to two other podcasts you do, Independent Minded in Significant the podcast Thank You very Much. One more thing Round. Do you like the name bald Freak Ron? How about Ronnie Rhymes or something? No, I like the name ball Freak Round. That's my that's my brand. It's all about branding, right, Scary Jones, that is correct. We could call you Ronnie Rhymes if you want. When you'll come back from vacation, I'll keep listening. As soon as I figure out Twitter, I'll send the tweet your ways generally New Yung to the off air army, the raptor parentheses JF so he can't say his name, but his initials are Jfkay. Thank you for episode. Thank you for the shout out on episode one fifteen. I'm all caught up. I didn't have to wait until August to hear It's scary because I made that joke on the podcast that by the time she heard it, it it would be August. The more I listened, the more I'm loving it. Keep it going, Yugs. You are all the best. I truly believe you have an off air nation that is growing day I love you, but payoff, dude. Don't be a cheap bastard. Gregg, give me somethings. Captain whack the loud music rocks. Oh they like my music levels and uh, hurry back from vacation. Okay, we are thanks for calling this forty six year old a toll lerg Yeah, babe, we did call her taller. That's Rosie from reading and she includes her top picture. I gotta tell you, I think she's a toller. I'll be honest. I'm telling you. As soon as I saw it, I'm looking at her eyes. Her eyes are so hot. I was, I was he Jesus something. Though, whenever you guys read these, I get all this private mail from our off airheads. How come they're not writing in on this. I don't hear the share knows on these, like, hey, share, we love you cause I'm gonna get a little bit of a complex you and I keep getting my private messages, but the guys don't know. What you guys say to me at the show is more intimate, are more intimate. But I love to share with you guys, and I never get time alone with you guys to tell you everything that they're saying, that's why I had to announce their nation. You know what going on this weekend? One of the biggest deals that's happening w w E Sunday night, we're talking about wrestling three. Are you guys ready for WrestleMania thirty three? How far back can you remember? Scary? I only remember the hul Cogan Roddy Roddy Piper days? Are you still doing the podcast? Are you kidding me? Absolutely? Alright? I thought this was a new podcast week How far? How far back can you remember wrestle media? You mean, yeah, exactly? Yeah, Wait, hold on, you mean uh, gol freak? How far back in the wrestle can you remember WrestleMania WrestleMania one, Hulk Hogan and Mr t versus Rowdy Roddy Piper and I believe it was Mr Wonderful Paul. That's the only ones that I remember is those early we were in elementary school and yeah, yeah, in those times of past to this coming weekend, we are dealing with two thousand seventeen version of WrestleMania thirty three. Here we go, watch this one. It's gonna be great. Goldburger's back versus brock Lesner you of course got the Undertaker in Roman reigns. You've got Triple H and Seth rollins, but one of the biggest stories. And you're gonna like this, You're no share. Here's why. John's Sena is wrestling with his real life girlfriend, Nicky Bella in a tag team versus the MSS and Maurice. But here's the veal. Wait a minute, did they meet on Elite singles? Those two they met on the Harmon rumor? Has it? Though? Has it? Right in the middle of their match, John Cena is gonna propose to his real life girlfriend getting body slammer. Listen if you're not okay, listen, if you're not, if you're not a part of it, you're not into it. I understand. I got it. So here's what you can do with the family over the weekend, over the meet weekend. Obviously, Beauty the Beast is out and do you know share in the past two weeks Beauty and the Beast. You might have to get into a different field. Maybe you shouldn't be doing dating stuff to be more about the movies. Get into one of these Disney movies as we need them to ask questions about the acting field. And then I'll give them some stats on movies by a lot of auditions all to me. Thing right, But you're going on additions all the time, okay. And what's the movie you're gonna be in. It's called Wild Wedding with Close and John Malcombe. So you can see you can see share in the movie Wild Wedding that's coming out. Do you know the date when it's coming home? No, but it'll be soon. I actually reached out to them to find a date though, so we can announce it all right. So when when the movie is due out, we will definitely let you guys know, will inform you. But of course, last week's number one was Beauty the Beast, number one Power Rangers at two. The three was Calm. Does anybody think that Boss Baby could really knock off? You know what? Alec Baldwin has got a lot of popularity now now that he's you know, playing Trump on SNL. That's ale is boss Baby, So the Trump, well, freak. Do you think that Boss Baby is gonna beat Beauty and the Beast? No chance. It's an animated movie, especially not with this song on its soundtrack. This is John Legend and Ariana Grande what about Ghost Can I have this dance? They're gonna have this? Yeah? What about that movie Ghost in this out? Well? Bull Free tell us something about I know nothing about the scarlet Joe Hanson in a bodysuit. That would get me to go, oh, come on, that's the one where she jumps in and out of like her body or something. Right, isn't it all about? Like the mind game is visual? Do you see hurt bal Freak is he wanted to go see Beauty in the Beast. He'd rather go see Ghost in the Shifts animated and the Beast with a girl I had a crush on and she made out with another. You never know about movies and which one you're auditioning for him? What's gonna be hit? That's why you don't know what's going to be a hit anymore. Obviously, we talked about it earlier to weet the n C Double A. They are going to come to an end. We're gonna find out exactly who's gonna be in the finals. It's gonna be got South Carolina and Gonzaga verse Oregon and North Carolina. That's all happening Saturday night. So ball Freak, what are your thoughts who goes to the finals. I tell you, I don't know who's gonna win, but I tell you who I want to win. Gonzaga because then I win the pool and you eat the poop wish and we shave your eyebrows. And of course I want North Carolina because I'm a Duke fans scary any ideas of the finals. I'd like to see South Carolina meeting you wents South Carolina Oregon because those were two people, two teams that weren't supposed to make it, and I would like to see South Carolina take it all away. Listening cops, that everything the game Cox. It's just so I can walk around on Tuesday saying, hey, what's up game Cox? I want to get game cos. I want to put it out there. He's my last resort, guys, I'm resorting. Is my last, my last Cox. I'm grasping at strings here. Okay, listen to me stross into paces. This is my last. Here is what I propose if I can guess the finals correctly. Right now, he's reasoning out of the eyebrow thing. Really, you let me off the hook to not shave my eyebrows. I don't think so there's already a song in Germany, like, what are we gonna do about that song? Come on, guys, come on. I talked it over with Trish and I said, Trish, the guys at the off air show they want me to shave my eyebrows. No, we don't want you. We won't want you to. You have to difference. So so I'm asking you. I'm throwing myself on the mercy of the air show. I'm saying, you're scary and ball freak. Will you let me off the hook if I can get it right? If I can, if I can pick the winner wins at all? Oh, you want to go that far? You want to negotiate with me if you can pick who wins it all and the final. So I have to pick the winners of this weekend's games and the winner of the national championship. You will let me off the hook for not to shape. I still have to eat the poop, which sam that you definitely have the pop, but you might let me. You'll let me off the hook for not shaking my scary jones? Is okay with it? I'm okay with it. But you have to pick the national champion and and if the national champion wins, and they still beat the other team that you didn't pick in the final, you still get an eyebrow off. What do you think I agree with him? I'm well, I'm all about that, all right. So okay, recite me the rules again and shares here too. I'm gonna marking it down dead. You have to pick the winners on Saturday of the semifinal games in the final four, and then you have to pick the winner of the finals to win, and then your eyebrows survive. Okay, fine, so that's the survival of the eyebrow. Okay, here we go, drumroll, survive brow Right, but the poop which sandwich I got? Eat? No matter what that that's happening, crap sandwich. Here we go, Here we go. I say the final is South Carolina and n C. It's an all Carolina final. Nothing could be finer, and you ain't wins the whole thing really was gonna say before. So unless there's a unless there's a if there's no One Carolina or less in the next round, you're already done. That's correct. And then you have to and then North Carolina has to beat South Carolina. That's right. North Carolina over South and this is like, we're not going to be We're not gonna be like overruled by Trish on this one, right, this is this is it. It's snow now, that's all right, that's what we're doing. We're going all right, and I thank you and I will remember this. This is gonna make it more fun this week. So you lose a bet, I will also remember how nice you were today. And and by the way, the next time you're gonna hear us is gonna be on Tuesday, so we will already have had a winner. Why don't you tell everybody why there will not be a show on Monday. Just realized this this morning. Come on try because it's opening day baseball, ladies and gentlemen, and I have not one, not two, but three appearances at the game at the Mecca. Yes to say that's more important than us, I don't know. I might have to tell Elvis I have to leave the morning show at nine thirty. That's my big day. I'm gonna be listened. We're gonna go to have a tactic humanity, gonna be raising some money on the on the concourse outside of City Field. We're gonna be hanging out, signing two by fours and chilling. Then I'm gonna go inside to the Faddens mc faddens man boom, We're gonna be hanging out and away Mets tickets before first pitch. Everybody's gonna be getting drunk by the McFaddens opens at like nine am. That it's gonna be a shit show. What do you mean signed two by fours like pieces of lumber. Yeah, and then in the second eating of the Met game, I might have to be doing something with our favorite vodka, Titos. More to on social media and ballfread for you and I. The Yankees they open up on Tuesday in Tampa against the Rays, but we're not getting paid for that. We are. What do you think? What do you think the odds are that the Yankees go to the World Series this year? Very poor, but I'm excited. I'm excited about the young the youth movement on the Yanks, Greg Bird, Gary Sanchez, I'm excited for Opening Guy and I'm always exciting. I'm gonna I'm gonna say I'm gonna root for both of them. So that's why I stay in between everybody here. What do you think the odds are that the Mets go to the World Series. US here anybody less dress poor than the Yankees but still not good ones. Yeah, you think they got that biggest shot and they even make the playoffs last year. I think you make an early prediction for baseball who's going to go to the World Series. A lot of people are saying the Cubs and the Indians are gonna get back there. There are There are clearly two powerhouse teams in the in the majors. Tuesday, everyone say Jacklo