The Off Air Show - 'The Shaved Chest Zone' - Ep.119

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Speaker 1: Um, is this thing on? My mica is on? Is this thing on? Hold on? Is this thing on? It's on? Ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, this is your captain speaking. Yes, it is captain. Captain. Where about to take a cherney? Are you guys ready? We're ready. Everybody have their pass for I text sound attacks. I don't have anything to play to make a sound. You know, why are you yelling? Scream? Do something? Ball freak? Why don't I yelling scream? I'm a level headed guy. Are you trying to scream and shout and let it all out? Come on, yogurt? Well free? Are you from Brooklyn? Are you from freaking where Jersey? Don't insult anybody else besides Brooklyn. Let you say right here, hold on brook Let's go. I'm excited. Yeah, damn beastie boy. We are going on the hook like the udream. Well, I take your come to hand, check my stuff. Shout about scary, let me hear him? Go free my heading, all the off their heads, rally the r who's rally here? Where is our president? Omar? Where is our VP? Marine? Dans lady divine hobbies. Yeah, nobody's gonna hear anything. We're saying where we listened back to this later? Where is Jennifer here? Our baroness have been learned to think? Where is Sarah Gore, the Duchess? How about our countess? Who's the duchess? Caroline Thompson? Where are you who the countess? To make the whole world shock? Has anybody heard from Mark Coupro? Where are you our chief of staff? Circulations? Our high baron? Whatstank? Where the hell you been? I feel like they should be coming out like the beginning of a basketball right dust Scary Dunsbery at guard to the high baron, our press Secretary Tanya y'all South, second Sergeant Arms, Richard South? Where are you to be? Really? What? Adopted center number double zero University? Robert Tras our alpha dog, Big Craig. Where are you at? Our sheriff, Reggie Preston? Where are you at? Loany? Call it our court? Jesto get your accid? Wee from there? Our off air show elder Henry Davidson, Come on out. We're not badly down? Are they coming out? Our international representative Jordan's ho bull's eye. See you still don't know how to pronounce that. I don't like to fight don't carrying, Where's tabby Tea? And fukins ruben The review helms bomb okay kid looking round from the best staring shout about fanonight, w CHI problems much relicate, Yeah out where the Josh fight one for and t shakes ten more teeth? The hell are you get? The hell? Overt? L J. Johnson and Greg nub Pearl Come on, everybody sense nice free stars like that Steery. He knows how to throw the cheerleader Greg te one nineteen, Where are you great Tea? Right here? I'm all yeah, he's over there in the straight jacket. They let him out. I really we should get a rubber room for Greg te You know, a rubber room is a rubber were just like a padded walls and floors. Put him in a straight jack and let him just jump up and down like a freaking looney tune in a freaking bouncy castle. Because that's what you are. You're You're crazy, I am You've lost your marbles, dude, just like our off airhead Army. I have been wanting to do the show for such a long time now, as have I. By the way, contrary to brief on Twitter, really row. Nice song choice, though, nice job. That's from one of my favorite beast Boys album Where are They Front? Scary? Where they from? There from Brooklyn Past Boys, we're talking. That's from Hello Nasty, Helly Nasty. Where you've been standing up? Get the grimy beats out the dungeon, Balfred. What's your favorite beast Boy album? Oh, Paul's Boutique? Really, and you know what, that's my that's mine as well, is it? Really? I will tell you though, Hello Nasty is a close second. That was gonna say, Hello Nasty is a great album, something like is a Hall of Fame. That's a Hall of Fame album. You know what? I will tell you that that a license to it is my third favorite beast Boys. Alright, I can accept that argument. Hello Nasty is a great record. Rankle Dad, give me your top three. Number one is Paul's Boutique. Number two is Hello Nasty. Number three is licensed to Hill. I got more. I mean, check your head was check your head? Is communication? Three? I would communicate, I would go. I would just switch my two and three with Scary. One would be Paul's Boutique to license to l three, Hello Nasty. There you go, all right, I like, Hello Nasty, but as I'll take that as my first And I'm gonna say, you know, License to Ill is a is an Hall of Fame album, and I'm gonna throw into tube and I feel bad with an asterisk. I think it should be number one for everybody. You clearly haven't listened to enough of Paul's boutique. If you have not ranked you know what, you know? We should do not bald freak. We should put him in his straight jacket in the rubber room listening to Paul's on full blast. Which straight jacket he has? He has a collection? You do? You have the spring spray jacket. Yeah, we're getting loud of getting crazy to day. Have you ever seen the Beast Boys live? No? I gotta tell you I never never did, not once. That's tragic. I never saw him live. I really wish I did. I never got a chance to see in live. Yep, yep, yep, yep. I didn't you know what it was. I didn't really fall in love with the Beasts until I mean, maybe their second third album, and I'm like, okay, I'm totally hooked. Like even it didn't hit me till I got older. I look back and I go, you know what, the beast of Boys, we're freaking honestly, Yeah, but you're from that generation. You have to hear five for your right, no doubt, and all those songs on the radio all the time. What did you think I could just be like whatever, No, you know what I have. But I just never got into the depth of the Beastie Boys until I really understood what they were really all about. That's all right, I guess I'll have to accept everything. Now. I go back and I'm like, they're freaking leg bludge we are. I mean, the engines are a little rusty. I feel like, come on, we've been out of gas and somebody just filt us up to that start your engine stage. I did you threw that away? We're trying to forget about that. That's like, that's like back in the day when we had somebody coming to the show and tried to come up with their own like intro. Remember that we were debating on what would be the new intro song? Remember that? Yeah, forget It's like one of those super under the rug and you move on, You just move on. Well, thanks for let me know that you didn't like it. I didn't say any wedn't have to tell you because you weren't so hard on the damn thing. But you know it's taking about ten minutes to do it in front of everybody. Well, scary, listen, why don't you start of everybody up and get everybody caught up with what's going on and why happening? Well, right, we have to we have to confess. I mean I tweeted you off their heads that we would let them know. I'm I'm not gonna bore everybody would be real, being would be real and honest. This has just been a ship show up a week with obligations. It is the week after a vacation. Obviously, we were all out of town except for bald freak. Right, I was here, you were here, But yeah, that's great. If you somebody's gotta run this place, you know I should have done it by yourself, then run? What do you I do a lot of things by myself. Nobody wants to see any of that. Well, maybe a couple of people. Well, I would watch, I would watch, I would I would watch for free. But I will say I will say this now you have to pay me. I was out of town. Great tea we were on vacation, legit, so we'll talk about that. So there was that, and then we came back and what happens is when you come back on vacation, it's just an avalanche of crap to get done. Um. We were hit with recording big interviews for the Big Show, with performances. There was stuff that had to be prerecorded. There was sales obligations. They forced me to go to a meeting in Brooklyn, that was Brooklyn because they wanted to close. It was to this meeting in Brooklyn, Scary Jones. It was a six figure deal they wanted to get done. But of course none of that was for me. Um, yeah, well it was very little was for me, right, But anyway, the point is they needed me as the closer. Just call me the closer because apparently. Yeah. But anyway, so I had go there and that that that took an entire afternoon and then what else. Okay, well so when we when we return back to work on Monday, I think everybody forgot that Elvis actually wanted to have a meeting at his house after the morning show was over. That so that was that was legit. So after the morning show it ended and here's nothing to to the fifteen minute morning show podcast, which really started all the podcasts, because I think some of the off air heads wonder like why he was going to record that, not this, but but but we have to be honest no matter what. I always right. It's just an understood rule that the fifteen minute morning show podcast is going to come first before all of that. The lead podcast. It doesn't matter podcast gets recorded every single We have no saying the matter. It is what it is, it's business. It just that's the way it goes. It's the tent pole of all the podcasts, right ever, being honest with them right then everything else falls. After that, Monday was the meeting at Elvis's place. Stuff. I'm trying to talk a whiskey, Ronnie. We were all there and we have to actually gave up half of my shift to go drink whiskey and Elfic's apartment. Who wouldn't exactly, But you know what, who are we trying to kid? What's one of the greatest bar songs of all time? Piano bano man, piano man. That's what comes to my mind. That's how we were doing it. After we're done at the meeting, After seriously. After Elvis's meeting, after everybody had had whiskey. It was a whiskey party, fast whiskey. We're we're stubble out of Elvis's place into the city streets. Listen, full disclosure here. You did not drink any whiskey, but I could not. I was medical. You were there. To your credit, you did come and learn something or a thing or two about whiskey and Elvis Houston a wonderful event. He had lunches all over social We had a lot of lunch, had a little pork tender learn you used to pork tender lawn, Greg, Listen, I wouldn't. I wanted to be there. I did, but would have had the tenderloin. I was on a heavy dosage of medication. You can eat tenderloin on medication. I was passed that recommended. He was very tired. You were actually all worried that you were gonna wind up in a ditch on the way home. That's how tired you were. Well, because my medication was not commed to freak out, I could do. That's what we did. So I'm not everybody, but that would happened on month. I do want to also mention that I well, he asked, he said, we can take the whiskey home, and I took the most expensive bottle of whiskey that was there. That did you do that because it was the most expensive or because that was the one that tasted the great? It was the strongest and the most expensive. It was alcohol by volume. Yeah, to drown your sorrows at night and that. Yeah, yeah, you know, I need to get through the week. So it was a good decisions. So funny that FreeCast. He feels like he needs the strongest dose to get him through. It was likeance, I have high tolerance for you guys. Definitely I have had high toleance for liquor. Listen. I took some notice and there's some good whiskey there. There was one h Elijah Craig and from a small batch that was a good one. Which one did you get? I used to go work out there, did you when I was a woman? Which what did you get? Ful freak? The breen Now it was called Oakchoma or something. It's it's like it was the pedd one. Remember he took the guy took the pet out. It was he took basically like a turd well, there was the glens made from turd. It's right. It was Glenn Fiddle, right, Glenn Nick the drawnic. Which one was it? There were two glenns, was there? There were two Glenn's something whiskey, so there was. We didn't learn anything. I will tell you what I learned the difference between bourbon and rye that day, either in the difference between drunk and drunk. Wait, and you know what, We're gonna go into more stories, but you know what, actually learning about whiskey came in handy because Tuesday night into Wednesday night, Scary and Eye went out the dinner with the Big Boss. Right we went? Where was here? T P? You guys went out with TP. He invited us out. It's right, so free chopped livery you were. You weren't part of the event that we went, which is another thing that put us off from during the podcast. We had an early evening event for honoring Elvis from Musicians on Call, which by the way, is a great charity. Check out Musicians on Call and all honestly, they do a great job. They actually go to many hospitals and if you have a loved one, it's in the hospital. That's been fighting a battle, suffering for something. They play bedside. They go room the room playing bedside, and you know, music does heal. And it is true. And Elvis has done a lot, you know, with financially he's done well. He's done well with them, with bringing artists to them, bringing attention to this Elvis he was. They gave back to Elvis and honored him. And now at the end of this party, the big big boss are we talking about, like the one of the presidents of our company? To God, But didn't you eat dinner at the party. There's no dinner. There was a little bit of a cocktail hour. There was some chicken palm sliders and stuff. It was a great place, guys at the Edison Ballroom. It's a bad thing have dinner. By the end, I wanted to eat my fist. Freak. You were also invited, and you should have gone. Should have gone because had you gone, you would have joined the lunch punch, and you bailed on everybody. We did. So Darren Feffer and Tom Palm May decided d P and t P said yeah, we're all going to dinner. And at first Tom says, hey, you guys want to go out for a bourbon and we're like, bourbon, we just learned about that yesterday, So bourbon or rice. So we're like, yeah, let's do it. And then three to five people became eleven people sitting at a table. So we all went to Del Frisco Legal Steakhouse at at eleven o'clock at night. And here's the thing for for for those off air heads that that are not familiar with the place that we just named Del Frisco Steakhouse in New York City amazing. Well you would you say, arguably top five in the country, one of the top five steakhouse in the country. Yeah, it's very rated, very high, but the point is really steak bough. Oh come on, at least in the borough. Are you kidding me? You don't think the Del Frisco Steakhouse is one of the top five steak houses in the entire country. I mean, it's phenomenal, but you put me on the spot here. There's so many amazing, delicious steakhouses around the I don't know. If you haven't, fairheads, I want you to try the prime rib i on the bone. I'm saying, ask the fairheads if they think there's a better steak out there than Del Frisco. And if they never had, maybe they can do their own research. And it's gonna come back and say out back. You come on, it's not even in the same That's a very snooty thing to say, sec Jones. The point is, no, what you know, what we were about you in New York City. That's if you're in New York City, you've got a million stay couches to choose from. One of the top five is Del Frisco. Let's leave it there. Let's not get into the stake debate. But thein is we were What started out as a quick bourbon down the street turned into an eleven person feast with appetizers, by the way, with all this stuff coming out of us at o'clock at night, and it was a lot of fun. I got home at one o'clock. I got three hours of sleep. That's why you guys were all sluggish. The next day I had to spend the night. I'm Scari's couch and by the way, I just want to stay for the record Scary account. No, I didn't make out with Scary, but he you know, he keeps his apartment so damn hot. I don't know why you raised the heat so much? I mean, do you know what I did? Well? Free for real, I opened up the scaries door to his balcony. Right, I slept with the balcony door open on the seven floor. I mean, dude, it was scary. Had I rolled off the couch, I could have fallen off the building. Well, it's not. The department's pretty boxy, but it's not that. But I had no choice. And I can hear the wind coming through. It's like right, and that door won't like stay stay open and probably like be slamming against the railing. Well, I had it. No, I had it wedged open with my bag. I had my bag outside holding the door open because it was so hot in this place. And Scary passed out in the Uber. He's like passed out and then Uber, I'm like, oh my god, does he snore? Bro, you know you're snore pretty bad. You're just snore pretty bad. You know. I don't snore as bad as I used to. I used to stop breathing in the middle of the night. Right, he did almost like like like and die come back to life and T one time T woke me up. He shook me goes scary he's dead. You died and came back to life. That's right. It's scary. It is so scary when you hear scary sleeping. I mean it's really scary. Like he snores so loud, so hard, and then all of a sudden he stops and he's like, oh my god, he just died. And once I dropped the thirty five pounds, boom like clear, Now I don't have that problem anymore. I gotta revive the guy. Yeah. Well, my point is at the end of the day, that was that was the night. And then now where were you while we were out hanging out with the boss? Yeah? Bro was rock seeing a friend's band play and djaying a heavy metal happy hour down on the Lower EASTI you what kind of heavy metal music we have where they're playing on the place About some Judas Priest. I have something you don't want. You sure you don't want jud to the Lion, right? Definitely? Not? Definitely not that is that something? Jude to the Lion? You look it up. It's music. I'm surprised Judas Priest mad? That is what? What what is like? Hardcore rock? Right? Now? Give me a break watching a Judas Priest cover band. No no, no, no no. It was a heavy metal happy hour. They had four dollar drafts. It was down on the Lower East Side. I went to Prince Street Pizza. I got a legitimate New York Slice and hung out with some people that I've seen in a long time. And I saw a stoner metal dan called Black Whale play for about forty five minutes, almost as glamorous as Del Friscos. Now, what what is black? What is black Whales? I think we had the black whil appetizer, by the way, so we both had a little black was grilled with a truffle oil. He's not kidding, man, He's just not kidding. Breaking law, breaking the law, alright, that is. You know what. I didn't know about this event until Sunday, and I already had these plans, all right, and I was obligated. So I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Apparently I wasn't the only one who wasn't there, right, There was a four four people from the show. Everybody all the scenes, the four people. The sea level people were not there sea level or or mountain level. You should have been there, would have been there. We stopped on for once a second. We want to talk about I am eating this popcorn. It's not a sponsor, not a sponsor this yet they should be Maybe we should call them. Speaking of which, can we talk about us? Well, I want to hold on, let's get it. Let hi finish your thought. I want to thank this company forget how to do radio. They're both freak. Have you never learned? Have you guys, ever heard of Garrett Popcorn? So Garrett Popcorn sent us a barrel of popcorn, and you can see how advertising works. They send us popcorn. This thing was full this morning. I've been eating it so much handfuls. Yeah, it's it's three quarters of the way done. Or it's definitely some ingredients. There's extra ingredients in there. Actually have to be like, make you eat more, because I've never eaten so much, so many consecutive pieces of popcorns, like I'm still gone. I left you some turning your body or just put it on a piece of ronny freaking eating. The second you start eating a piece of these popcorn, you can't stop popcorn machine in my apartment. I'm spoiled that not like this. It's not a Garret popcorn. Once you pop you can't stop legitimate movie theater popcorn machine. That's the best type of popcorn and better than Garrett popcorn. No way. I mean I haven't tried the Garret popcorn, and I tried one piece. Come on, it's addicting, man, it's addicting you. Come on, all different flavors. Yeah, it's really good. Yeah, we're go. That's some great popcorn. Yeah. And they got they got ranch, they got hot hot to pop my corn porn I'm about to pop just like cheese. But I don't like cheese popcorn. No, but then they also have like hot popcorn. I think yours is mixed. By the way, do you guys ever eating it off the piece of paper that you left it on and hold on? You know what, bro, it's good. Have you guys ever made the old school Jiffy pop? I mean there's I gotta tell you. Listen, I prepackaged popcorn and stuff, but there's nothing that I gotta go back to doing that. I haven't did it. I was a kid, and that's the Jiffy pop stuff on the stove where you would put the pan on the stove and the whole foil would blow up and the smoke alarm would go off. That's right. We did that. I think we did it one time and then John I'm not talking about microwave. I'm talking about over the over the gas or that we did as kids. We did it one time. But then, of course, you know Johnny, you know he drinks too much. So then all of a sudden, when you start dropping, who's Johnny? When you start hold on, I got all of a sudden, Johnny Boy gets up and throws a tantrum and goes nuts. Johnny, that's right to go to your room. That's what it was like, man, growing up in my house. Johnny Boy gets angry and he started banging the crap out of the kids around the house. And you're dropping popcorn, and that's what kind of you for spoiling your kids. Spam, that's right, you can't spam. Shut up when Pops gets mad. That's what happened the way. I'm very depressed because this whole part of this conversation. The thing I'm upset about most is there's no who's Johnny in the system. Eld Barge is not in a system. No who's Johnny? What's going? One other great songs that El DeBarge thing of the night bro, Oh my god, the rhythm of the night into the morning, you can, but the way I don't know what this company, I don't know this company has it gets El de barge, but there's not one El de Barge song gets in there either. Oh wait, no, it might be just debarged freaking yungs. You guys are man. That's from a very famous cult movie from the eighties called The Last Dragon. Check it out with Bruce Leroy. Well left, so that there you go. Thank you to Garrett Popcorn. It's not funny, it's true. By the way, I'm sorry, I can't. I wanted who's Johnny right there? In the worst way, Black is making a request on himself. I can't find no the barge and no rhythm of the that but a change? What do you want vacation? S? Well, hold on both freak had to make a point. I'm trying trying to keep us all in order here now, I'm good. I mean the popcorn. They're shuffling the deck shuffle. There's nobody's dealing any cars. There's a flav with with a kick in it. What's the what's the kick? Place? That? Is? It tasted like hallopeen? Yeah? You like that? I still like my popcorn. Man, you like that pop. But it comes to vacation, I have to take you guys to the shaved chest zone out. Oh yeah, I want to comment on that. I'll let me go first, he sanks. Thanks for the right of way there, Dick. Sure. Um so I went to do you cuss, kid? You cuss kidding. I spent a lot of time in Miami here, of course. You know I love Miami, right, you love Miami? My friend? Was that song? Wait? What was that going to Miami? We had that one me that song? Come on, you can't talk about Miami without saying go with to Miami. There we go. I got a better Miami song. I'm in Miami, bitch. Oh that's a good one too. This is serious element now put Miami to Abiza by Swedish house Mafia. Secary likes to get a car with a roof, top down, get his sunglasses on and cruise the strip in Miami. Everybody, Yeah, in the place where my comana who with my Yami sci every day like him? Right now, A couple of bottles. They're all holding their little plastic drinking up there all and then DJ is spinning his music and there's wool side and it's every different. They're all like trying to antigram every five minutes. It's not paying attention to anything going on in the real world. We got DJ Rick. They're all on their on their backs because you gotta look at your phone and the sun is right. You can't look down because it soun's in your phone that filter going on. I'm just gonna play Miami songs. Here's my people in the house. Part of people that alk. We got Scary Joe, Karen Joe the house. Here's the Miami Vice team Porter, let's go. Is there a paramilt porn in this potform bottom? Is there anymore of that Miami Vice? Alright, so you hangers on? And what about the shape chest? All these shave each other's chests or did you do that on your own? Well, that's that's what I'm saying. Didn't in the pool? Holt getting Miami to a bazy tight tempe at the end of the day, Guys, I went to this. I keep saying it hind of the day, but it was actually the beginning of the day. Yeah. So it was a buddy of mine's birthday and they're like, let's let's all chip in and rent the boat. Steady shaped chest right, So they all went. We rented a boat. You want to boat? It was great. We left off the coast of Miami. I'm on the boat retch and we go to the island of Misfit Toys, otherwise known as Picnic Island. Pivinic Island is a place that's only accessible by boats. You can't get there from here. You can't get there with a car. You gotta get there by boat. It's actually get what about what about the box? Scary? Scary? I'll look out now he's getting ready to mix it up. Spotted elp aryus it up right now? All right, So you get on there on the island basket now, Picnic Island, it looks like Gilligan's Island. There's no one. There's no in the guys. There's no life there except trees and sad end everywhere. Bring your boat right up on the sand. Yeah, there's no food or drinks. There's nothing there. There's no liquor. You gotta bring your own. And there's a DJ set up on this island. Welcome, it's a Saturday. Ever, there's no guys, there's no no sign of life other than the people with their boats bringing it in the daytime. Like if you go there at night, it's deserted completely. Parties on the boats, everyone using on a Saturday afternoon to just go nuts. They go apes ship. How do they need for food and drinking? Bring it on your own, bitch? What are you there? Like? There's no police there on Picknic Island either personal law. When I say, you can shoot each other. And when I say it looks like Gilligan's Island, it looks like freaking Gilligans. Nothing there. You have to bring the party or there's no party. There's no party, like no go So people are backing their boats up with their booming sounds. Wait, well that's where the shaved chest part comes in. Well, hold on, hold on, alright. First year, first thing I got buddy, My buddy brings out his razor, and the next thing you know, we're all shaving out chests on Picnic Island. So Picnic Island is just a picture hundreds of people partying in the middle of the afternoon with their own drinks, going from boat to boat, the booming system, a DJ set up on the sand like someone brought their own speakers and their own setup. I like, and here's the city. They plug in every they have generators, dude, Picnic Island. I'm just saying, but you know what a freaking generator is. The generators with gasoline and you gotta turn them on. Sounds dangerous, very dangerous, especially there's no fireman there. There's no one's like an episode of Lost. Well, if you get ditched over there, you're the problem, guys, and I will I will tell you right now. I felt a little, a little ashamed. I felt dirty although I had cleaned up, I shaped. I literally had my els cut, my toe, nails, my fingernails, everything. I was well groomed. Bring the white you gotta wear white caps, white glasses. What I would want it to get. Its just the problem. Did not shave your chest. I did not noticed my chest. Give me that tragic you just did. So the point is this. The point is this, and let's everybody on this everybody on this island was glistening. All the guys had their chests fully shaped. Right. Let's clarify, we don't mean like you took the electric razor at you. When you say shave chest, you mean like razor, like clean, like a baby's But I would say, wait, not only like my head, like my entire body, because I see it perfect my entire body. Now, I do go listen, I do go to ideal image. I do get my laser hair done. Hair. I'm not done with the process, and I have I have a couple of more sessions to go. So I had just a little bit of hair. I'm not talking about Harry Beast kind of goerrilla hair. We're talking about just a little bit of hair. He also has hair in his arms and on your leg I choose to have hair on my arms and legs. You gotta get that all. Here's the problem though, again it was all these guys that were shaved completely, and I felt dirty. Do like, what are they trying to do? What are they trying to do to men? I mean, is is it not right for a guy to have just a little bit of hair on his body? Now? You know what they Some will say that there's a little bit of a female fascination with the male body when they are shaving it and trying to emulate a woman. But the thing is that men are cleaning themselves up now and they don't want the hair, They don't want the scugs underneath their nails. I know guys get their nails done, they go get a pedicure. Even you know, that's what you do. You wear the white sandals and you've got the white glasses, and you put the white hat on, and you shave your head and you get your tattoos. And that's what a man looks like. Now, what about what about you? How is your vacation pall freak? You don't like those kind of guys? Well, I didn't shave my chest during the break. I don't know about you, guys. I just it out there is this. I know it's a trend. I know women. I know women love guys who are talking to the wrong guy here. I've never shaved my chest, and you've never taken a bit to your or got any laser hair removal ever. I've done my back. I feel like the back is a little like unseemly on a guy. On my shoulders and stuff, But my chest, I'll take the electric razor and I'll trim down a little bit. I'm a man. A man is a man. Let a man be a man. Kind of on my side here that a man a man? But dude, imagine going thinking you know what it's like to be a man and then going to Picnic Island and seeing everybody's hairless picnic. Seriously, you know what, I don't know. I don't know if, I don't know if this debate is ever gonna be one, because there's a lot of guys that think that men are clean now without hair. Well, why do you do it? You shave your whole body? I really know, true, I do not like hair. I think it's dirty. I don't like it. I don't like it on my arms and my arm pits and my great your neck, your back? Do you want to track? I don't mind. I would have saved. I would shave my eyebrows, but that looks weird subject back. You think it doesn't look Do you think it looks totally normal for you to shave every other part of your body beside your eyebrows, But your eyebrows have to stay. I do yeah, because dude, I says, if you could, if I could, behind, what do you do that? On a bet Hey episode one twenty, we're gonna shave eyebrows again, Like, why don't you go away? You're not going all the way as long as your eyebrows Brown. You're not shaving if let's lose a bet. Tell you what if I lose the n C double as, I will have to get into that. I will shave my eyebrows if I lose the double A's alright, why is there a double as? I understand about like trying to keep a trim and neat and and having your nails look nice and putting on a good presentation. But you know, like a little hair this. It's okay, I missed the seventies. I'm traffing over here. Okay, I missed out Baldwin. I miss a shirtless alex Alec Baldwin. Alright, so both, what's going on with you? Not that I was here? You guys were actually great tea. You were home right during the break. What do you guys want to offer about your vacation to the all fair heads? Because that it was my big contribution was eight other things to talk about too. Right there, I'm redoing my base vacation. Why what do you mean of a vacation I took last Monday off. I was here, I was working. Come on, man, I watched Duke win the A C C tournament at the bar Clay Center that and then I watched them lose the following Saturday and in the n C Double A Tournament. I don't know why you were the highs and lows down constantly. They've won five national championships since I've been a little kid. What have you done for me? Lately? They haven't done it. Two years ago they did not win. Duke won the Double A champion and I want to go back and check. There's nothing to check. You know what, I will take my statement back if that's true. You should take it back now because it's the truth. I'm looking it up, right, I'm looking it up a little butt hurt on this. I gotta be honest. What do you mean but hurt? Speaking of the Double A sixty four teams? Man, you're not gonna win every year? Well, it's it's looking pretty grim for most of us right now in this room. I want to thank the off airheads. They kind of started their own little pool from what I understand. Right, So, where do we have like tea? We're not part of that? I disagree. I believe we are part of that. How do we believe our Sheriff, Reggie Preston made us part of it? Whether we like what we liked it. Really, I didn't know that we had tea. Are you guys not following what's going on with the off airheads? All I know is that we had our own brackets here and then Gregg T is about to eat the ship sandwich. Oh yes, we're not done with Are you in last place right now? Greg T? Okay? Here everyone, wait, this is very confusing. Let me just start set the table here. So we pretty much got a sandwich. Greg T and BULLT Freak and I are part of a Brooklyn boys base basketball and c double a tweet, old friends, it's one We've been doing this forever and it's all all the boys. Greg T begged and screamed and kicked. We got part of it. Got as promise, I got you know, I got him. No, I got him in and got you in. I do want to say he got you. Who sent the email and who set you up on the bracket? Thank you to ball Free Tournament. Now I welcome now. So anyway, it's tradition in hours that you must eat crap sandwich, two pieces of bread, and all things brown, a lot of Can you think that you guys talk over each other? More to him in because he asked me, and I emailed the swamy who's the guy who's in charge, And I said, dude, let Greg T in two days before you were responded to your email. I don't know about that. Greg. Here we go round one that it doesn't matter. I don't care. I'm not fighting about this because at the end of the day, Greg T came in talking a lot of smack that he's gonna win the n C Double A tournament. He's like, yeah, I'm gonna take you, guys, boy storm, Yet guess what, you're an ass? Last place? All right? All right? Who's in first place? Right now? The maestro, here's the deal. You have to pick the national champion at Greig T, who did you pick? U? C L I have even though he's about to eat a sandwich, it's not all the way in his mouth yet. But if the Jayhawks win, I have a pretty decent chance of at least coming close. Yes, So all I want to say is this. I do want to say thank you guys. I do want to say thank you guys for letting me in the tournament. I am excited. And I did say that if in fact I lose, that I will do the traditional eating of what do you guys call it again, the poop which so here's what the poop, which is off airheads. Evidently Skery and ball finger in this group. So the years we've been doing that, somebody has to craft this sandwich that resembles tish and but it's not tish, right, But it's all kinds of chocolate and nutella. It's nutty corn. Sometimes it's corn and great and it looks like it looks like actual tish and some beg and say you know, some say well, I think there's a little tissie in there. Who knows. But anyway, so the loser is my A loser has to eat the tissue sandwich. So I guess right now, currently it's a tournament. Was to end today, I would lose and I would have to eat stand right right, But it's not over yet, and as ball Freak already said, it's not over. And as ball there's a priest, he's always priest. What the hell right? So anyway, so no need to finish. So if the tournament was to end today, yes, I would eat it. So, but I have chosen U c l A to finish. You got who can and ballfric you have, right, so anyway you can have whoever you want. There's like ten other people in this tournament and then somebody's gonna end up and they're all angry old men. Right so now, but going out tonight that the tournaments back on tonight and the Sweet sixteen starts tonight, right, okay, so bad? Who do you have for tonight? I don't for this. We don't have the copyright I have to my final. We don't need copyrights. Give me something to give me some sports music for the Oh my god, I don't have it A and Kansas still in it. Give me something still, I don't have this. We don't have I don't know. I don't have anything for NT double A. I only have football music hip in and CBS Sports or something. Come on, now, get in, gime on now, you're gonna let it run it down and I'm talking about it. We're finished. We gotta move on. Everybody wants to know who we have for tonight. Hey, here's some football music for all you. And I want to talk about the off fairheads pool. There's an off fairheads pool going on that we are part of. One freaking pool. A time there, kid, where we're treat to come back Wisconsin, Florida. Who do you have tonight? Nobody's got anybody because Villanova and Duke both got upset. Nobody nobody cares about that. You got, you got, Let's move on. That's not true. I have Wisconsin wented tonight, big ship. You had Wisconsin beating Villanova? I did? Did you really? Yes? I did? That's not impossible. How about that? Right? How about that? What a Tiler and South Carolina? Fred? If you win tonight, then you're gonna surpass everybody who doesn't even have anybody in that game. You're gonna be out of the poop witch. That's what I'm trying to say to you. You're not listening to what I'm saying. Listening. It's not over yet. We've been away for three weeks because I needed this break, Dude, I got Kansas beating Purdue. I got listen, I've got Oregon. Wait, do I have Oregon moving on? Oh? No? No? I had? Louis also doesn't. All right, so you're still in it there. I have you n C being Butler. Everybody's got I also have you c l a beat in Kentucky. I all right? So there you go. Fine, what about Gonzaga? I have losing Gonzaga should not be Yeah, Gonzaga is upset tonight by West Virginia. Yikes. How about this is not gonna be an easy game for Gonzaga. I'll tell you right now. Well that's tonight seven thirty. We'll find out what happened. People be listening to this so after it's all over. But all right, Actually we have a phone call, guys getting us to stop. Who's calling? Stop talking? Hello? Here we go? You check in? Are these my favorite favorite young back? Now? The show is completely. Now, the show is complete. He's got music to my ears, freaks, he's got share nose on. Here we got I couldn't have told I couldn't have figured it out without first show is now back. Thanks for the clarification, of course, what what would be a show without share Knows? Where are you? Where are you right now? Are you even here? I am in La La Land Bill in l A. You know what the ceremony ended two weeks ago, right out on the star. What have you done to the Elvis's star? Have created it? Wait a second, you know I I since I even sent Jordan over there. You guys. Jordan, who's Jordan? Jordan? Who? Listen? Listen? Off air heads? Hello, are you guys not paying attention to anything that's going on? What you're talking that? Jordan's Abu Zad is in l A as well. Wait. I gave him directions to the star and he actually stood on it and took a picture. Have no idea of a bonding that has been going on in this chat room? Have you any of this? What's going on? I have to share with you how great this has been. I mean, we have had discussions on top of discussions, and there's been We even did like a little baby like share nose left front, and you did a share nose behind our backs, wet your backs. I mean it was in front of you, but you know you didn't get on the chat room. We like we put out in the everything you know. Okay, So so for everybody, I just want to bring everybody in on this te So listen, get this, guys. The off air heads have taken it upon themselves to start their own little off air show in a chat room with dialogue. So wait, hold on, have you been spying getting gossip on this? So let's you have no idea how great is this? They have like their own poty going on. It is awesome. They check in every day with each other. They reached out to us, they that's us to pop in. So there's times that they finally said, you know what, we just we're having like complete withdrawal, not having the show on. Can we at least like have a moment where you pop in and like we set it up? So we tried once or twice, and I had like all this technical difficulties and then finally finally I got in there twice now and it's just been so much fun. So how many people are in this chat room? Because because I will tell you one thing, I was on a Twitter chat with them, and one morning I woke up on vacation and I popped in for like a half hour. I started greeting and saying what's up to everybody? But then I left and then there's a Facebook one too, right, so so I'm kind of confused, Like this is like ongoing every day. This is really confusing because I couldn't even get in the Twitter one. The Twitter one damped up because there were too many people, so they ended up saying to me, go on the Facebook one. Right, So I missed the Twitter one, and now it's all turned over to the Facebook chat room. Who's the new of this? Take me to your lad. The l President Day is like obviously running this, but he's got all the chair behind him. I mean, the council is really on board here. You're talking like Dan, everybody's I have a question, A question, I have a question. It's okay. So right now I'm going to the right now as we speak, I'm at the off air show Twitter. Okay, so now I go there, and now what I go to mass Twitter, not Twitter to listen, No, go to Facebook. The air Nation all right, hold on, I'm on Facebook right now. Off air Army, off their army. It's no, it's the author Nation. That's what it's called Nation, Greg Nation, the name of the group, the off air Nation Nation I'm in right now, right now, hold on, hold on your nation Nation off air Nation. So this is like a second room that I didn't even know about. Yeah, I had no, I didn't even know about this group. There's a room within a room, there's a room behind the room. There's a door behind the room. So how do you get into this chat room? How do you get into the offair nation chatroom. The password. Oh no, there's not it's a secret. Sound okay, bald freak. So the off air army is the group page right, but the offair nation is the group is a group chat Wait something in something beyond? All right? Hold on in my search box, please looking through. I'm confused, all right, so right now I'm typing in. You've been confused your whole life? All right? The off air what do I write? The off air Army? No, you have to go to your It's a message and messenger. Guys to messenger. I don't have a messenger. There is their nation. I'm not in there. Hold on, I want to get in now. Oh my god, this like eight thousand messages that we miss. This goes on and on and on. You have no idea. And actually it's so great because we have so many more females involved, like literally President and Deserra now right all the time, lady talking about us right now? Off their army? Is that where I go? Off their army or off their nation? What the hell? Which one do I go? I'm typing in, Hey, we are spying on you. Which one are you with? Are you in? The President He's typing as we speak? Are you kidding me? I swear to God, guys, this is live right now. We are spying on you. I have to write the word that or just off there is we started this, damning it off and shares In the shares in the room, she wrote welcome to the nation. On Who's marine? Dan is like saying, what's up? Jordan's schuler is in here? I keep getting here. I'm telling you, are you a way? Both freak? I can't get in? Hey, everybody bad mouth Greg tell you they can't hear this? What am I doing? Well? And wait? How cute is that? Michelle is called the VP's better half. Right? We have a ton more girls in there. They gave themselves titles in the chat. Oh my god. The off air nation Nation one, the only one that's still banned, does not want to come over. He's not banned, but he doesn't want to join us over here. Henry Henry is not joining over Why is Henry? Why is Henry not part of the afair nation? Well, because he says he's considered our elder, Henry Davidson, and he said he writes that he does not want to do anything in Facebook. He's staying on Twitter for you. So he'll write Stepford on Twitter and be like, hey, do you tell me everything that's going on. So apparently there's a thirty person limit for the Twitter chat so they all but there's unlimited for the Facebook. So that's what and it's more controls. But Henry Davidson, I think I think he's being whipped by his wife because he doesn't have a face get in because I don't even have the I Heart Radio WiFi password, so no way in. So share. So okay, just give us a little headline of what what you've seen, what you've seen in the chat room? What's going on? Are they talking bad about us? Oh no, no, no, they just are missing us, Like you have no idea? What have they been saying? What have they been saying? Let me give you some Basically, they get on definitely in the morning, right and they do this total update about the fifteen minutes show. It's up rights like the leader of the pack, he's like up real early and he's like, okay, it's fifteen minutes, it's up. Now. We don't have the guys today, so let's see what are we going to talk about it? They will go on about anything from where everybody's living to welcoming the new members and what are the rules? What are the rules of chat room? You got to be polite everybody. You can't be a stalker like a weirdo about politics. But wait a second, is not sanctioned actions. And they talked about everything from literally cars. You know Omar and building his cars. There's tons of car pictures on that. So Omar's holding corps and running this ship. Yeah, but also you have to give him a finger the arm. We've created monster created monsters out. This is like a whole thing. This is like a whole thing. And you have you have literally this you know, Obi of Iowa. What who's all? Who is not even a cabinet member, He's nobody. You have a doll of that in there. My guys, you guys have no idea. There's like a whole world going on. And we had we were on there. They made an announcement. I said, I was trying to get in right, so they made an announcement and they're actually they actually got on. When I was able to talk, I was like, okay, five pm Eastern Standard time GM specific Standard time, on on and it just stayed like an hour. It was crazy. We talked about Lulu leon. Oh. I got an update for Lulu Lemon Lauren. Big update, Okay. I I don't know if I can say. Here's what I'm gonna do. Okay, So I have a big announcement about Lulua Lemon Lauren. This is absolutely true. I'm not even kidding you. Lulu Lemon Lauren is in a real deal relationship right now. She's been dishing, she totally dissed, she diss ball freak. But she's dating someone, oh, of some stature, like he's a somebody, So I don't know, I as opposed to a nobody like you. I don't know carpet cleaning company. Wait, I don't know if I can actually say who he's She's based Frank Perdue. He's the son of a preacher, man of a sports a bit of a sports athlete she's dating and and it's a big deal of a sports athlete. Yes, yes, yes, really let me if we guess it right? Can we can we tell us? God, I want to say sport. I I don't know if I should say anything right now? Is it Michael Phelps? No, no, no, it's not the son of Michael Phelps. No, but she is so, Lulu Levi the son of a sports is it? Has he ever been on a Wheati's box? This person? No, but the father may have Bruce Jenner's son. Maybe I'll get Lulu, Lea and Laura to call in and she can reveal it for herself. But I don't know if I should. I really am nervous to mention her. Is it like she wants to stay private about it? Or it's not even her? I don't know him. I don't know if is it? Well? Is she a lesbian? Is she dating a whoa? No? No, no, no, no? That play a guy? It's a guy? Oh damn it? Alright, tell you you know what? Heads? Oh my god, I should have said anything. Okay, it's the son of a famous sports figure. What would and we still you're not gonna tell us what the what they played? I'll tell you this, Okay, here's all. Here's a hit, here's a hit, here's a hit. Okay. The hint is this? Give me a drum roll, give me a drum all right? Who she's dating? You know this? Out? Go ahead? You know? Hint? Is this the son of this sports person is a member of a team that won a championship last year. So there, and it's in New York Mets. They won championship, they won a game, they got into the championship, they won the championship last year. So somebody from the Cleveland Cavaliers. No, it doesn't. It could be an I have said, I haven't so with sports in college football, college no no, no, no, no. On a professional left an NHL player, not collegian, be a professional player. So look, thinking about the professional sports, right, so you have like the world sports. Think about the sports. You get baseball, you got basketball, football, hockey, soccer. So this guy's he can't be a player for the for this team crashing, right, So it would have to be the it's a it's a manager. The manager's shot. It's a manager of one of these championship teams. Joe Madden, Joe Maddon's Joe Madden Jr. I can't say who else? Want is it? Tyron? You're not going to tell us anyway? Will you guess it? If you guess it, then I'll tell us. If you guess it, you get a two hundred dollar AMX gift card. Even yeah, yeah, you guess it, right, Yeah, you know what he is. I know you guys really love trivia. So there you go. So Lulu Lev Lulu le Lauren, Lulu Lem Lauren is dating the son of a manager of a sports team that won a championship last So it has to be one out of four. Google quickly google the four may just sports. The sports are soccer, baseball, football, soccer ball. It's gotta be soccer. It's gotta be soccer because you didn't include soccer, and you would never think soccer it away the managers soccer mager won the whole soccer would come out with soccers and sports not off the top of their head. You wouldn't have the soccer guys. Son, I am not I am not saying anything. I'm just saying those are the sports. So hold on a second. Though, the conversation came up how awkward it was the dumping of ball strike on Valentine's to day or whatever that was, if that was or on the first one was that the first year anniversary is that when she called in and did that. It was this is a controversy in the chat room for a moment, it came up that where what happened to her and then they were like, yeah, that was kind of Awford Like it was just like this weird moment where there's this okay, goodbye to you later and wow, all right, well cool. What what I love? I love the fact that you're spying and do it. If you've got some time to get the gossip and write some notes down, that would be amazing. We want to know because I can't be I can't be monitoring. You know, you guys are calling it. You guys are calling it by something I didn't even look at it. Like for me, it's actually been something that's been so much fun because they've they've been interacting and when you look at what they're doing and holding this together, I mean talk about the facts of like the fans, and that's the caring that they have for us. That they're having their own chat rooms keeps everybody on board. They went through all the episodes while we were gone, even new people to go through them, like by the tens, just so that they could catch down that we do are. Here's the thing, and I think for real, we talked about this a little bit over vacation. I think we need to throw some kind of party for these guys and you know, so how do we organize something like that? Seriously, I need ideas. I think it's it's very challenging because people live all over the country. We are a nationwide podcast, so there's no easy answer. Well, where is there a central location that most of these jugs are from? And these to the center of the you know what, Iowa is the center of the country. You know, we'm not going to the Iowa State Fair. You know. Jones, Iowa, Scary. Jones and I got into radio because we used to listen to the show on w b AI in New York and it was this little, dinky little radio station in the Midtown in Midtown Manhattan, and that guy would reward his cult listeners by putting them on the air all the time and making them part of the fabric of the show. But he was he was also a live show on the radio. So we we're not live. Well, we could do a lot. We could do a live podcast. Now I don't know if we could do a technology bratt. We can't do a live podcast and get and get a phone number. It's just not physically policed. But we can set something hard on a second. I got an idea the engineer here. Do listen, listen all of you. I wanted to say this, maybe there's a way they could do a streaming channel just for the off air show. That's what I'm talking about, and we can we can do it live and it can be live streaming. How you're going to play all the sound effects down the line and all the music and there nothing changes. It's a matter of if I Heart Radio can deliver, will deliver the material and choose. You gotta call CP. We need CP in here, we need for this. Yes you remember that technology I was telling you about that was coming out that really makes everything very live. But yes, I remember this. I think we might be able to integrate some of that. It might actually work where we could talk, because that was something that came up with you af their heads too was the fact that they if they want extra time in with us, they wanted to see if maybe we could do you know, something live in the Facebook. So they had asked me to do the share nose live one day and shot in the did that turn out we didn't actually do I didn't end up doing it on Facebook Live. Instead, I ended up just doing it at a typing session, which is really crazy because there's so many conversations going on. So we're going to try to do it the other ways. But I can't believe you guys have not been in it. I did one morning. I did. I told you I did, but I thought it was just some you know, hey, we're all here today. I didn't know this is ongoing on going. There's so much happening, and they like talk about everything from where they lived, like where they work, and it's it's just really nice. It's like a socializing like platforms being the ambassador of goodwill and you know share. That was that's really cool. And and by the way, thanks, I mean that was just really awesome. All you guys, all you youugs and toddlers, and I appreciate that it's getting bigger and bigger and better. And thanks for holding it down to the really off their family they are and they count on us. We gotta deliver, guys. All right, Well, thank you, pizza pizza. All right, we'll think of we'll think of away. Well we'll talk about this off the off the off the air show. Okay, we got it. We got to come up off off the offway. So when is this one you're at anniversary anywhere. That was a controversy. Oh my god. Okay, we will touch on that. We're going to revisit that for real. That is legit and we we can't figure it all out. Anniversary dates, well, it's supposed to be the seventeen, but maybe it was. Well here, if you think about this, scary when you know when when we aired the first show, what do you got going on? You mean too, I'm sorry, you're talking about the seventeenth of March, the Patrick's Day. No, no, April April. So scary, okay, so scary, so scary. And I aired the first podcast and I heart posted it on the seventeenth, but it was the sixteen when we actually did the first podcast. So the debate is on as to whether or not the first podcast is April the sixteenth or the seventeen, and that would give us well, I'm gonna say for purposes that it's the seventeenth, because the sixteenth is a Sunday and I ain't coming in on no, no, hold on, what are you talking about. Seventeen is a Monday, So let's do the seventeen. Tell you what we will come up with a definitive answer. I can't do it right now. All right, well, we'll figure something else you have to do. Can you just go out and get the balloons and the streamers at least is what we're gonna do. That old, that old No, we need to make it bigger than right, all right, if you could find a way to get get your dad's playing, that would be amazing. Why why don't we fly them? Why don't we fly them in on a private jet? And you got you got the connection, Let's make that. Maybe I got to work on that. I said, you want to do something bigger? There you go. Hey, let's balloons flying. That would be great. I gotta tell you, Gregg Tea, Yeah, today was a good day home scared joke, you know what, it was a good day. That's like a captain back all I feel good. I feel like I'm getting back in the group. What about you? I certainly did. I'm really excited to finally be back. Nice. So tomorrow's Friday at off unless I start got the beat again, all right, we gotta go, ladies and gentlemen until Monday. Set jack a lo jackul just waking up in the morning, gotta thank god. I don't know, but Today's since kind of no barking from the dog, no small and Mama cut the breakfast with no. I got my girl up one but didn't pick out from the got a call from a girl I wanna dig out, hooked it up later ast I hated, don't thinking where I live another twenty four. I gotta go cause I got me a drop top and if I hate the switch, I can make the ass drop at the stock at a red light looking in my man not a jacker and side and everything is all right. I gotta beat from Kim and she could do it all night. Called up the homies and a Max and y'all which park? Are y'all playing basketball? Get me on the court and I'm troubled. Last week Mr Ronning got a triple double. Freaking brothers everywhere like in Jay, I can't believe today was a good day.