The Off-Air Show - 'The Road from Worst To First' - Ep.54

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand Presents Off Air show Steery Jones and Greg t four make it up for yesterday? What's up now? Bull Fridge? That was one that was better like that imp baby steps, baby steps on the rest day, I'm doing well. How are you doing? Greg Tea breaking okay over there? Yeah, yeah, alright. I can't believe you just said that. This episode fifty four, this is very very cool. And I'll tell you what else is so cool? You know what I thought about yesterday? Are you eating on the microphone? Broad Come on, man to eat? That is so mess? No bridge around here? Can you pick a less noisy food? So I'll beat throughout this entire podcast? What makes the scutty? Dude? I'm hungry a FAY? Why is everybody using a F? What is AF? You don't know what it means? Everybody keeps saying AF today And as as the word, what did that even happen? When the tent start the Ronnie here is bald AF? You're is ignorant a F? I am not hungry A and you're stupid AF? Come on, a F? Why is this so new? Where does it become? How does it get to a F? How do you like he's eating. If you if you haven't heard of that, bro, you're oblivious a f exactly. Come on, I'm just saying. I mean you're major key alert. You know what I'm saying. Well, listen, here's what I thought of it. And I think Gary Jones is noisy af right now even eating on the microphone's second, it's so disgusting. Don't sorry, sorry, you can't do my I'm talking. I'm gonna call Dr Fat Loss and get him in here. Man, what where is that guy? By the way, he's vacation. Hey, Paul, for give us the music for Dr Fat Loss? Come on music. You wanted music for the phones? I'm ready for the phone music music. I think, do you have some music about about me? Dreaming? I came up with an idea. I want to tell you guys about this. This is serious, Like I'm not even kidding you. When you guys hear this, you're gonna be like, holy cow, no, no, no, no no. Before you do that, I want to paint you guys a picture. You picture, Yeah, I want to paint you guys a picture of what happened. Okay, Okay, we're gonna we're gonna get how this came together. Here you have some accompaniment. Yes, ready and ready and one and a two and a one to three four. So there, I was sleeping, and all of a sudden something occurred to me. I saw it in my dreams off in highlights. I was writing off air show number one podcast in I Heart Media. All of a sudden, my alarm woke up. My alarm went off, and I woke up. I woke up, and give your alarm even alarm music and some of the alarm music. I can't react that quick, So all of a sudden, I wake up, shut off, I shut off, and then all of a sudden it occurred to me, Oh my god. We're at episode fifty four. What if we really did become the number one podcast under I Heeart Media's umbrella. So we've got forty six, forty six episodes until we hit episode one hundred, So why not come up with the campaign worst to first in a hundred episodes? You are high? But no, no, no, I'm I did hit this new But listen to me, guy, for real. Let's listen. Last week, web girl Kathleen of the Elvist in morning show, she ran some numbers right, and she said, that under the I Heart Radio umbrella, the Heart Media umbrella, we are we have a number, like we're a rating of our podcast and we're like at number thirty four or something like that in the company of over three hundred plus podcasts. Am I right, yeah, okay, so that's a fact. So and now we're starting and we're starting to get some sponsors that are really you know, involved and are interested. Right, So what if we come up with a campaign that idea, you know what, that's a great idea, A fact, I think we should start our hashtag worst to first campaign. I like that. That's to see. Now, how do you think of that? That's great? Worst the first campaign that implies that we were the worst at some point. Well we were. We started out with nothing. We started from the bottom. Now were here. Oh give it a song, giv it, give it. That's our theme song. Oh my god, it's coming together. Here we have our first campaign. It's coming together, starting at the bottom. Now I'm here. Started from it sounds like a hashtag for a sausage company. It to first think about this started fun Abouttom now? Yeah, started fun Abouttom now my old team, Yeah, started front of Bouttom now Yeah, start in front of bottom now a team, start in fun boom fair show, start in fun of bom j Man. It's not in front of bottom now, ye show, it's not in fun of Bottom Meadale. So here's the deal. You're right, scary. So if we run this campaign, Willford, you gotta be in with us on this one. Hashtag works the first. Hashtag works, the first hit us up at the off air show on Twitter. The off air show, hashtag works the first tell all your friends about this podcast. We've got forty six episodes to go. You just called out, what is Play's episode scary today? Fifty four guys. We've got forty six episodes to make it the number one, the best one. What's gonna happen if we d and we started from the bottom and we're still here, Listen, we can't we can't quit. We can't quit. We have to have a goal in mind. You see a lot of these, a lot of these stories in the Olympics that just passed. They all had these incredible you know, they were down at the bottom and the dumps, and they fought to make it to the world class stage of the Olympics and then they won the gold medal. So why can't the off air show make it to the number one? And I heart media? You know what we're going all the way up? Make it? Have many answers to that question of the oh what happens after? Were like the seventeenth biggest podcast? We don't say what if we're gonna go to number one? But is that reason to celebrate? We've we've climbed. We will listen, I hear what you're saying. Progress. We will cross that bridge when we get there, but we gotta shoot for number one. Get not scaring? Six episodes to the bridge? Are you not? Guess? You know when you've made it? You know when you've made it. You know. So now I'm looking at the sheet here. What else you got going on? Okay, so you guys brought in your works? The first remember hashtag works the first? Also, question is the studio here seems a little bit light? What are you freaking a ride? I mean I look good, but you look good and I look good? Somebody else is missing from today show? Well? Yeah, well you know, I'm sorry. Where's that wrest that chick we're share? I made an empty promise? Possibly were supposed to talk about fashion you know with the promise, I promise you. I'm sorry. I haven't heard from her. I don't know, yes, just like a woman sight. She supposed that that sounded creepy. Dude. She was apposed she was supposed to be here today. She was, and we were talking about fashion. I know what we're getting into Fashion weeks coming up in a couple of weeks, right, and I know that she's going to be on location and she's gonna be Greggy went through the Details magazine. Every time we talk about fashion. I don't know which is a stupid freaking song by bye bye stupid song classic, it's a classic fashion. You got to come up with a better fashion star into it when we played at the first time. But now I'm like, kind of well with David Bowie fashion at this point. Still, I tell you what, you know what I do? You? I like it, if you're a good song, if you're a oh my God, you're the kids love it hashtag where's the first? Oh my God? All right, So I guess we just have to find her. So col Share, can you close find out where she is? You're supposed to have her in the studio. Okay, she was supposed to be her ship. She is not responding to my text or my phone calls. By the way, that's because she's hot and you're not. She's a toller and you're just living half young. I'm not a fat guy. He beating that cereal? There? No, it's not where is Why would you say share backwards? Wretch wors wretch wors wretch speak fashion. She's not even answered the phone signals. Oh my god, where's cole waiting? What is that? What's it's a busy signals Hoizon FiOS. I have no problems. She had a better phone you got Verizon. I mean, he's never problems Verizon FiOS. What's the last time you call somebody and you got a busy signal? When you calls radio stage right now, that's about it. You called the radio station. People get busy. This is very suspensible. MILLI we should a million one day, put a million phone. Oh she love it? Hey, you know what I said? The fashion I was supposed to forget. I forgot lone brow, supposed to bring loring empty promises, promises. All right, this is shure. Please leave me a message and don't get right back to you. If this is in regard to a booking or a casting. Please leave the date and time of not the bastiest students possible. Thank you so much for calling. What is she talking about? Please record your message recording for you. You may hang up for prem one for more options. Well, yeah, j J Abrams here when I saw your work in Gremlin's three, the Newer New Batch, and I was fabulous, and I got I'm doing a spinoff of the law series. I'm gonna do a six hour movie and I want you to play the A list. Give me a callback five five, five, one two three four we'll do some business side. What the hell came? So she just got a special line, this line just for freaking that she wants to make a booking. I get. You know, she's an actress. You don't even know what do you know about scare you brought her to the offer show. I don't know much about her, obviously. I thought first of all that she was prompt I thought she seriously. He thought she was your friends. We went for that game and she showed up in the fourth inning. Is that problem? That doesn't sound like she said she was busy on some shoot. Well, apparently she's busy again. Because she's some toddler and you're like some freaking taft yug and that's why it doesn't work. You're your water and oils. I'm going to her instagram. Oh my god, what's that going to do? Yeah? Really, you're you don't even know this girl. She's not even in New York. Where is she now? She's in a bikini. She's in Cocoa. She's high from Cocoa Beach, Florida. That's a nice bikini, man, nice? Oh boy? That is that. You're over the weekend. You're weekend? I think I think the Oh my god, I think the audience needs to see this. Can you put that on the offair show on Instagram? I can well connect do that? Do that? Guys, you gotta check out our instagram later at the off air show, we're going to repost her post. But you see, you don't even know much about her. So now like she's not even here. She's looking for a casting she always gets front row at the Super Bowl. She's always somewhere. She's she's like for us, Well maybe she could take us with her. I don't know what she says. She knows people in high places. You're in la la Land models, she's an actress. I don't know, dude, she is not taking us to the super Bowl. She doesn't want to talk to you. You're some taf yug. She's some loves us. She was supposed to talk about fashion to respecting us. Dude, Dude, I I protest anything with Share Now. Now I don't even want her not anymore. I don't see that she's better. Then she better show up tomorrow. Tomorrow. I want to find out all about her. We gotta find okay bikini, Yeah, in a bikini, Yeah, in a bikini. It's right in bikini. You want to walk out in the studio, she walks in the ill. I'll tell you what. Well, we got so much to do today. We gotta move along. Coming up after this next song, we all freaks choice. It's gonna be bald freaks. We're gonna talk patasotic. Pet's gonna be up here. Oh, we're gonna take your phone calls at one one hundred. I like that, so bald freak. Finally that well, I had a song picked out, but then Greg t came in here before the podcast and was raving about a song that I really like, and I actually referenced in my Instagram. Really, Mr Blue Sky by the Electric Light Orchestra, Yeah, Yellow, I love that movie. We both love Eternal Sunshine in the Spotless Mine love that from that movie? Is it really? I didn't know from that movie. I got a little tripute for you with my song. Bro, what do you think when you just played it? Right? Does everybody know that you are a movie buffed? You know so much? I mean, we should play a game like Stomp the balld Freak about movie. If you've got a question, you can alice movie trivia. Dude, you know so much about movies. He would if only if only it was that yesterday and not you doing push ups versus the guy. Okay, you know what, keep it in our back. He did push ups? Do you could do two more? Please? I could have, but I told you the guy was He was unstoppable, and I don't want to revisit it right now. You make me stare so all right, so let's do that. We'll take your calls a little later, but right now, it's your song. Mr Blue Skills on the off air show. I'm a giver a great song, Send the and send you about the day, Hey day, even see house, a chance on the streets where once was bid in this sky and living in the nations. Ste Please tell us why you had to pack away for song stor please tell us why you had to pat with us so long? She like that mighty mounting. Nice choice, more free, nice choice, welcome. I was like telephone line, you know, a telephone line by yellow. No, I bet you if I, if I knew it, I'm gonna look it up. I'm trying to listen to that tonight. So yeah, some old business new business. I think we have to do some old business. We haven't done that a while, Firey ball freak. You might do your job for for a change. You know, it's been a couple of episodes before since you've done old business new business. It's just been standing here in the corner with my thumb up my old business. No. I don't even know why we bring the keyboard anymore right here, bron bring it up, Bro, bring the podcast up, Bro business. What about the business? Gary Jones has a business to talk about to about? We're going I don't know that awful but anyway, awfully great. You said that you were going to give some flowers out to somebody that's right. I always said, if there's any girl that's listening to the off air show, and uh, if your boyfriend is is a terrible boyfriend, he forgets your your anniversaries, your birth days, or your husband is a terrible husband, then you can always rely on us because we will send you flowers. By the way. My idea, by the way, not not not bad for a future sponsorship flowers would be nice to have anyone, any florist sponsored this moment, but right now it's unsponsored because and you know why, would be great to have a sponsor, because, as we all know, I send flowers myself out of my own pocket. You have done that in the past, I have, so for now you're coming out of pocket. So from what happened with Emily, Emily, Emily called us a couple episodes again, and then what happened I follow up? We need to follow up. I sent her flowers, you said, Emily, flowers. That's right, I did. Funny you send your flowers, but I didn't. Turns out we have her on the phone right now. She's on hold. Emily. Hi, Emily, how are you welcome back to the fair show? Emily? Well, is this but is this the right, Emily. Maybe I'm not even sure who we're t Who is this Emily? Yeah? So you know we remember we had a little on ongoing thing on Twitter, and then we had you on the show, and then Greg Greg T just told us congratulations, you got those flowers that he sent you? Right? I don't know what address he sent us because I sure didn't get him what wait wait Emily, wait, we'll cut the music. Well, I think we need the empty promises jingle on cue here? Wait wait wait wait wait? Could you repeat that? Emily? Um, I don't know what address he sent it to because I didn't get any flowers? Okay, all weekends with how about he starting to stubble and stubble over with no, I understand, I remember Emily was from Emily was thank you. I remember Emily from the group chat line right on episode fifty and she was the only girl on. I get all of that. And then Emily, I said to you, stay on hold and we'll take your inform antion and I was gonna send you flowers. Correct, No, well, but but how could I possibly you send you an email the next day with my address and then you guys read it the next day on your social media feedback, right, and then you know what you're Emily again, you're correct. And then Scary Jones never gave me that address? Do you see that? Do you see that bust that went on? You have? Hey? Do you have that? You never send me flowers anymore? That's great. You don't send me flowers? Yeah, come on, get that for me. Come onto the Great Tea bus by Emily. You got me pegged. Okay, you got meg. I'm trying to lie to these guys. But you know, Paul Freak, I'm surprised in you. You know it could be my you could be my boy. You you're going with Scary to jump on me like this. But you have a reputation here of doing something like this, So why should I take your side? But I have a reputation of sending flowers out I already sent flowers to a color no longer, no longer. Do you have that reputation? Scared to give me the the the address? Okay, that's not true, That is not true, Emily all a bunch of horseship. So Great Tea is now going to witnessing. Everybody listening to this podcast is witnessing Great tea. He's going to take your address and he's going to send you flowers after this podcast is over. Oh man, okay, alright, that's a promise. I cannot believe that you guys are in all honesty. Could you really d M d M your address? Okay? Absolutely, thank your Emily. Before you go, can we at least sing you happy birthday? Is your birthday? Was? My birthday was yesterday? Here we go? Yes, ready, a count of three ball for you? You ready? Yeah? I got my cute cards here, beautiful, Sure you're ready. I'm ready. Here we go, Emily, this is for you. You're ready, one to three? Go Happy happy birthday. This is a special day. Happy happy birthday. And this is what we say, happy happy birthday. Dreams going through that happy happy birthday. All right, thank you much. We'll catch up with your What type of flowers would you like? Emily? Too late? She wants how about she gotta be honest or you know what? I would never have done that to you, guys. I would never have done that to you. She's getting she's getting a bag of weel you want me to get Lulu Leavin Laura on the phone to find out whether or not you looked up with her last night. You want me to do that for I don't need your help, man, If you want that to happen, I'll do the next I'll call Lulu. I got her on my phone, so good guy. Yeah, I got exactly to you. So some some more old business before we get to some businesses. I just walked into the studio. Um we have we had our friends from Mustle Makeer, Yes we did, Yes, we did. So our friends and must Bigger Grill did say that they might want to sponsor our T shirts. And this is a pretty cool thing. So Robbie, Robbie hoyt yea from Musclemaker Grill who was in the studio yesterday. No, not the guy that challenged bald Free to the push up, because I know I totally ate your lunch by that dude. What's the deal man, You couldn't do two more push ups? Push ups? You have? The guy did four? He did fifty. He did two more than you. Two more? Yeah, I couldn't. Probably five years younger than me. Listen, how long was that kids? Seventeen? Come on, how old he was? But still he was. You told me to stay out of it because you were going to beat the guy and push ups. No, I said I could do more than you, so I was our best bet to lose. I said I could maybe seventy push ups. You can't do seventy push ups. Well, listen, you better be his best friend and lose him again next time because him and his buddy Robbie has have already made what a mock up of what they would like the T shirt, the Afair Show t shirt to be. There. They're dead serious, nice, I think they're now this might not be the logo because it's just scary Greg t Ronny on it. We have changed that the boat exactly what the logo should be. A silhouette of me doing a push up. You know what a silhouette could be Bull Freak's head with the set with the with the title the author show with Scary Jones and Grant and it's just ball fris head and then UT's right here wearing the headphones. We could we could make his bald head there, we'll see. What do you mean? That's a good head logo? But thank you Robbie, thank you muscle maker Grill. They might be coming to the table all right, So I think I think it could be the It could be ball freak Ranny with his glasses and the headphones and then the words the Aufair Show written like on the back of his head with Scared Jones and Gregg take something like that. You want you could do that. Let's talk about this off off. I'm represented just in the in the illustration. Well, it's sort of like how you are represented in the title of the show. You know, it's the Authors Show with Scary Jones and Greg t. Well, we get a salesperson in here to see if that's a benefit to me. Is it better to have my name or my lighting in front of you right now? All right? Well he can he can relate. He's got the same sort of angry, very angry man, angry to get some music. You have the Empire strikes back, the Imperial theme from Star Wars Darth Vaders. Yeah right, you gotta get something, you know, we need to foil you got. You got a steam coming out of this guy's ear. And it's like the Affair Show family like same, haven't we haven't had him on a long time. We haven't. Ladies and gentlemen, it's panasonic Pete. Is that why he's angry? Yeah, I haven't had him on along. He's another bald guy, but his bald head is red. The way patisona Pete sister by the microphone and his hands cuffed like he's really angry because I'm really angry. Okay, So patisona Pete, what are you angry with? The offair show? Four? What? What episode are we in? This is episode number wet even know the last time I was on what do you know? An episode that was yeah twenty Wow, you actually remember the episode? Yeah, that was like two and a half years ago, and he was He was also on a previous episode before that. I think we really met Bob Paisana Pete Like on episode um, your microphone you talk into your mike radio one on one, you see him making that contact to you. He's given directions because it sounds like it sounds like ass It sounds like you're the hallway point to the guy when we when he plays a song, he plays it at plus fifty decibels that you ushould work on that go to freaking what's that school called the Broadcasting School Connecticut School of Broadcast Potential sponsor which I signed up for after I was on two episodes of the first tent and then I've been completely banished since you feel like wasting well because you know, Scary has all these people coming in who have taken my spot here, and you know, you know you're a man? Why why why are you so angry? Explain? Because I was told I was given a chore. Yeah, and you said, go get a sponsor, and we are going to have you on a recurring situation. We were going to right now. It's five episodes later, was pending some potential clients and sponsors that could sponsor the podcast. You know, since then that episode number twenty, we've had bald freak Ron go out and talk to our friends at mac Weldon's ball Freak. That's right, man, he got What do you think about that? I'm a Mac Weldon fan. We're talked with eyes are wait? Yep, we are, and we love that we were wearing them right now under under era and who who else? Premiere Protein might be coming to join the show. Premiere what Protein? I canna tell your I've never heard of him either. That he was telling me about him, I don't know. But okay, before but but hold on a second, and now you witnessed this, you walked in during this the T shirt logo from our friends at Muscle mass Can you do Pete? Yeah? Forty nine. Yeah, maybe if you can beat ball free grand contact, maybe we can muscle the grill right out of the way and we can move your contact in there. Well, he has got no contact, that's the thing. He's well, guys, you know he's got you know, you know, deep pockets and shorthands alarms. But it's like the guy commercial, I'll pay for this. I got this picking sitting there and like I see, can't seem to reach my wallet. Seriously, we love him. Bring the cash right, Okay, So we're so because empty promises with these T shirts. He said, we had fifty T shirts on hold that great Tea is taking their information and a bouquet of flowers. I'll pick up any phone light right now and promising a T shirt that they're never going to get right now. That's what I do. So you want a sponsor for the T shirt? We want sponsored for other things. What I've been talking about that this episode three. I haven't been here since episode twenty alright, so what what what do you got for us? Yeah, somebody's gonna buy it is there possible sponsorships. I have two sponsors, yeah, tell me, One of which got money, got to stell, give you, give you money, giving money, give you money, give your money. One of which, hold on, I'm feeling it will don't begin right after labor day really here quickly, even in the podcast world, that soon, and and the other shortly thereafter. Yeah. But now to hold us who they well, I can't because you need to sign count. Can you give us a like an idea of what sort of company companies? Okay, okay, so let me give you one. One is a manufacturer of house wears. Okay, so kind of like what you see there in the studio. The coffee machine doesn't rhyme with buring. No, it doesn't know, I don't think right. It is a million times better. That's always a million times better, okay. And then the other is a consumer electronics cotronics that is not related to my former names. Yeah, you just taking your name right where we're striking that striking. It doesn't rhyme with hand of sonic. This is the last episode, So this is fifty four. So when I come back again on A hundred and thirty six, sometime in November of seventeen. We call you Samsung, Samsung Sung Sung Nope, nope, even better. We're giving the song the Hello song. Can you meet you? Why? Come on? Give me that? Give Jones, yea, give me catch Jones. It takes too long to get to alright, alright, alright, So think who that could visit to start with a P because it's not gonna sound as catchy. Zenith Zenith Pete, Nope, you got en. I like Kobe Kobe Pete. It's initial. How's that? It's initial Japanese? Yeah, you got the Japanese, Japanese Japanese. Give that song. At least give me that one. Yeah, I got that for it. So so Pete, can you give us a little more hit? Give us a country of origin from this company, this electronics. You know the Olympics are gonna be Japan. I believe it's Japan. Maybe we could go to Japan on a trip and we do the Aufair show from there. Scary really doesn't care about any of that. He just wants to know the bottom line. I want to be you'd be able to use that bag of cash and Moji he's got to buy another. There'll be a bag of cash we want to see the loot. You know, back in the olden days, it will be very very well companies when they had sacks of cash with the dollar sign on it. But we don't know the running out of a bank with whatever whatever is in there. We want that sell. We don't want you guys are going to be so happy with these two sponsors. We don't want it for us necessarily. We want to actually sponsor the podcast so we can get prizes for our listeners. We want to get back. This is not to real boy money grab for us. We want we want to be able to get out there and we want to give some gift cards to the audience. Who's Scary doesn't become of us here has a charity thing. Let's talk about this for a second. Part of the deal is product that you guys can give to listeners. But now, when do we get to the confrontation between Tea and Scary when they say, let's not give to listeners because Tea needs one of these at home. Wait, you're all about the listen to Santa Claus is in the same room, Christmas is every day preach right after Labor Day. You're going to have a lot of products yeah, and sponsors. It's funny because we are trying to go from worst to first our new program. We just kick it off tonight. Right, We're in at episode fifty four. We have four to six episodes to go. We want we want to go from worst to first, and we think that, hey, listen, maybe by giving a product to the listeners, maybe that will help us go. Part of part of that programming plan was to leave one of the most crucial parts of the show off from twenty to fifty four from apology. Maybe we can You're supposed to be healthy, and maybe I said this, you can only be one ball guy in there, so I'm gonna believe. Maybe what we can do is we can actually, you know, hold like a little place setter for you, so like every like Monday or like Tuesday, we can make sure that we have to do at least in it will slot you in. I think that's the right thing to do. Your own give you two minutes every Thursday. I like that. I'm good promote whatever you want, whatever you want. I don't promote things you want to do this all right, I just want to bring general knowledge to your listener base. How about part time Pete that's really right time. But the only inclement it's been no time Pete for the best. It's gonna change, It's gonna changes. We're gonna do wanna put out to the listeners and well on our Facebook? Yeah, what should we rename Patasonic Pete two? I think about the off fair show at gmail dot com or a tweet us at the offair show. That's actually a lot easier and cleaner than emails. I mean, all right about you. I hate my inbox being stuffed. Alright, fine, right, well you're you have no problem. Stuff in your face as you're talking on the microphone that you have no problem. I mean terestly eating ron he give me some food, eating music, something something. Listen, guys, I discovered these new heritages. More sponsorships, more sponsorships. They're not a sponsor Nature's path organic. You should spread that on your girlfriend, eat it off of her. That would be great. Come on, bullf give me some music. Please, come on, go bull freak, go give it to me. What do you want? Scary Jones? Eating food in music? Eating food? Come on a wrap for that? Come on, man, do something something like impromptu. Dude, what are you going to bring to this. I called the shots. I'll hit the I thought, I thought the drunken pirate captain called the chefs. Well, he called, he's busy getting right now? How could you let this go? You gotta do this right now? He's eating in our microphone eating. I'll give you a bat, you can wrap it, go go go, Ready? Should I chomp to? Scary Jones is eating food on the microphone every day. Scary Jones is on a mudgrohone every good, very fibers very. Where is Dr Fat last one? You need him? Where is Dr Fat last? Yea? Well that's another sponsor for you. Yeah, all right, well, thank you very much, Pennis on Peak. This has been great our phone number you can always cause. What's going on? Rad? Oh? Not much? Just hanging out right now in Richmond, Virginia. But I'll get some food here after I talk to you guys. Nice? What's up? Is this radical Rad? To call me bad Rad? What is it? What do you want to be? Bad bad Rad? Alright? From now one? I love it. I'm you know what, I'm writing it down now. Your name is officially bad Rad on the off air show. So what can we do for you today? Buddy, what's that. Well, first off, I want to congratulate you guys. One episode last week. I've been listening since day one, episode one, and I'm gonna tell you I love the chaos. You know, sometimes you gotta have some chaos to put on a smile on your day. Let me tell you something. We got a lot of shoots walking around the building. Gad, you're looking at this podcast and they're like, what are they doing in there? What they don't like the chaos? Well, you know what, My Heart Radio took a chance and I think it's working, so I love it too. I think that scary brings a lot of chaos. I'm scary. We just relaxed, we'd have less chaos. Don't you agree that it's it's scary that's bringing the chaos on the big problem? You know that big problems? Well each well, I'll see this. Bertie, he's the man. You do it perfect, what you need to do. It's just when it comes to Greg p and the crazy Chaptain Pier are scary, you know, if they don't trailer out, well, we do appreciate it. The drunken pirate captain she saw Captain wax Sparrow alright, so bad, Brad, What are you calling the off air show for? I want to talk about talk you guys talked about on Thursday about having fun with food in the bedroom. Nice about eating food off your partner's body? Yeah, I had. I had the several experiences with passed in my current girlfriend, and I figured I have to share two stories with you. Okay, you got some music for this? Hold up, he's DJ skering right now? What do you got there? Eat it from? Are you kidding me? Weird? Where did you come up with this? He's a way to make sure make sure scary doesn't stutter now understander when I'm around? Noticed everything. But I'm a big fan of ad Crack it up. What do you want to say about eating food up your significant bad? Right? Tell us? All right? The first stories have to talk to about ice cube. You can have fun with ice cubes, but there's a way that taking up one more to death? Really, what do you do make flavored ice cube? You know, drink or mid stream and then take it into the bedroom. Have you tried? Have you tried that? Yes? I have? I hate that? Actually, First of all, isn't that sticky? Well here's something well, here's the thing scary. You started off with the ice, just have to fun. You put a towel underneath and take over the map, and then afterwards you move into the shower for around two oh man, But doesn't that the chase cube makes ice cubes make you lose sensation if you're private parts. Well, it's it's more for the girl than the guy. I'm not gonna lie guessing that she loses a sensation. You know what scared you? She's not guessing you. Why don't you just try it? Have you? I've actually taken human sexuality and I think he's doing bad rags. Hear he's assuming and he hasn't even tried it yet. Does not compute, does not confute, But you use the ice cubes and makes it cold. It's an effect you warm it up with your mouth. Yes bad, that's right? All right? So I got I wrote it down. I got mixed drink ice, which I never thought of. All right? What else do you eat off your girlfriend's body? The famous whipped cream? Have you ever done that? You know what dairy product does when you when you like it gets all disgusting and touches are you talking about? You know? Having sexy story. You're talking about, like not having the cavities. You have to go see the dentist. Let bad Rad tell us about the creams and its steaks the phone call. Alright, go ahead, go bad Rad. We want to hear about bad Rad. Tell us, tell us, yeah, it might stay. But guess what. Yeah, you're not having a sense. But it's the fourth place, all right, right, that's right, that's right, all right. So we got whipped cream with with mixed drink ice cubes. All right, what else do we do? Bad Rad? Come off, I gotta share this quick story about whipped cream. I was at high school and my brother was getting married for the first time in his life. Yeah, I wouldn't be the last time. And his his bachelor party was about a week before my birthday. So of course a bachelor party, you gotta have a stripper Yeah, yeah, yeah, Scared. Give us some stripper music. He's got stripper talk. Come on a stripper song, Give me a stripper song. Come on, are you listening? Come on, DJ Scary, give me something stripper and eating what I thought? I saw a bird on Captain wax Bar Show. The second bad Rad. You gotta see man, he's not even listening. He's cereal. You know. I'm just trying to get rip my head around what what this is all about? Get the stripper music and let bad Rad finished the store, maybe scars thinking he can use the cereal in some sort of section. What you say we're learning from this guy today? We're learning. I don't know what I'm learning. Thank you, bald freak mixed drink ice cubes and whipped cream. Yeah, Rad tell us all, Yeah, my brothers stripper really down in all the running areas and yeah, hold on a nice little rip and uh, I just to have some personal fun of stripper for about a few minutes. And uh, I'm talkingna live being in high school that soot. I didn't know what I was doing. Yeah, afterwards the stripper said I did ahead of a job. Nice. Thank you? Did you get a medal? Bad thank you very much for calling off air show. Really appreciate very cool having you today. There you go. Thanks a lot guys for having me on here. And bad Red can you please hold on? I'm gonna send you a hang up on a shirt. It's an empty promise. Don't listen to him. Hello, you're on the off air Show. Another guy, Hey, it would Hi. This is Kelly Kelly. Kelly, Kelly. Wait, Kelly, where you where you calling from? I'm calling from Philly, actually from Chile. Kelly from Philly. Oh I thought you said from Chile Chile or Philadelphia? Chile? Ye? Phil is it Kelly with a Y or an I or an I E? It's an E. Fancy talk and give me something. You gotta give some Philidelpi music, scar Come on DJ Scary. What do you want? I think we should do some fresh princes? Yes? Yes, yes, fresh prince? You want to do some fresh prince and considering Ni Kelly, this is your first time I ever called the off air show? Or no, if you go you have never called this before? No, No, I'm you know what. I'm just sitting here. I'm bored out of my mind and I'm waiting to get tests through those back what not? Like the test in like school, Like the test that you don't want to take? Um? When do you want to play the music? Now? Scary? How many good time? Now music? Did you give me a little little smith? Please? Okay, let's break it to every one more. How this is a story all about how my life got my prints upside down, and I'd like to take a manager. Sit right there, tell you how it became the prince of a town called bell Air. Ye, all right, Kelly, do with us? That's right, show, Kelly. Can I ask you real quick though? Um? Is it a bad test result you're waiting for? I don't know, West Philadelpia. I own and raise on the playground of most of my days, chilling out max and relaxing, all cool and all shooting something peopall outside of biological episode in the podcast My Neighborhood. I didn't you break into something like this ball freak? Like we think he just did the same rom too, studio works in front of him the baby, she packed my suit case. Let me spell you later, all right, so keep it going. Something tells me that's a lot of stories about to take a turn. You really want the fresh Prince of bell Air playing in the boy. We want to make Kelly feel at home. At least we have no idea what we're about to get a size into. You might need to offset it. Let's tell your story ahead, Kelly. So, um, I when you planned parenthood two weeks ago? Oh my, and I'm waiting to sign if I have Lamdia. Yeah, okay, my next question. Okay, Kel, can you hold on for one second? Okay, let's put on hold. Um. I wasn't expecting any of that, Balfrid, reexpect someone that. It's nice to know that when people are when I have an issue like this, they think of calling the off AIRP I was gonna say, I mean, I really hope we were her first choice in phone calls. Let's think about today's show so far. We we we have to Emily, it was her birthday. We're gonna send her flowers. Pattistana, Pete upset with us. Now we're okay. We discovered that bad Rad wants to eat food off he eats food off his girlfriend's body. We are share was supposed to be here, and we discovered from her Instagram that she's hanging out in Florida and it's bikini which which were very nice Borkini by the way. Um, and now this is how we're gonna end the show. Really want to end this way. Let's take a deep breath. Let's go back to Kelly, and let's I say, we just ask her why she feels the need to call us to tell us we can't give her advice, but we can't give advice, and then got gilly yeah, yeah, yeah, alright, so yeah, all right, So why do you feel like you needed to call us as opposed to I don't know several other options web, M, D music. I don't know if we want to do that doctor, that's something door. Okay, So I followed you guys because I've recently moved. Um. I lived in New York, so I listened to you guys all the time on the morning show. Great, but I just moved to Philly, so I really don't really know anyone around here. And you know, I'm one of those people I kind of, you know, socially move around with people. So you know a lot of my friends which totally judge me about this, not judgmental. So she figured she'd go to a place where nobody would know her and nobody would hear. We're not going to judge you. We're not gonna judge you. We're not working not judging. I mean, it's like her bracting because you know, I have sex this one guy from one time, and then all of a sudden, he's you know, comes over and says, oh, I have some videos, so you might have gave it to me, and all I could say is I know that Ballford you hooked up with somebody over the weekend, quite possibly Kelly, that was you. Listen, we wish you the best of luck. We hope that the test turned out in your in your favor. That's the luck present a coffee maker after labor. I mean, here's the here's the thing. This is so uncomfortable. He's about to hand you a freaking T shirt, SA goodbye to you. I mean, I don't know what to say. Is this is rough? This is not the kind of thing that I Maybe you should drop us an email at the off air show at gmail dot com and we'll be happy to get back to you as soon as we can. Uh. But in all of Kelly again, we're probably doing a really bad job of talking to you right now. Um, you know I need this though, I need funny because you know what, if this comes out bad, yeah, we just deadly I got I'll lip through. But we're helping for you. Walfrey, can you give me some music for this games bleed? Something's gonna cut my fingers up right now. I'll never slay the piano again. Ridiculous check that with us. When you get thank you don't call us, We'll call you. Don't hold on wait we know what Kelly, Kelly, she calls back tomorrow because no, when she gets your sults back, I don't need to man, we can call her something. No, come on, man, what happened today? This is not for us to hand it it show never. I don't understand what happened. I just really don't know what We need a phone screen? Are you're looking for the Public Affair Show Sunday morning? Okay? Just reminds since we are signing off right now, remember hashtag guess worst to first? Alright, we got forty six more episodes, become the number one podcast it Just watch me now. 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