The Off Air Show - 'The Planning Of Episode 100 - Ep.99

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand presents The off Air Show with Scary Jones. Greg episode Uncle Scary is already waging war on how this show should be run. Today. We wanted to talk over the intro, and he shut our microphone. I did because I don't want to hear your battling and screaming and Yellow. Let's start the week on a positive note. We got so much going on this week. It's episode right now the off Air Show, with one to go before the much anticipated episode one hundred. Of course, you can always reach us at the off Air Show on Twitter and Instagram and the off Air Show at gmail dot com. Please send us your comments. I'm Scary Jones. You got Gregg t over there, I'm over and he got the bald free who sometimes plays the keyboard when he's in the movie. I'm always in the movie and you guys are in the room. My question before the show started was this, if only the off air heads saw what I do to prepare to get your youngs ready to go to do the show right, appreciative of it. You also are the one with the most time on your hands before the show. You know what, That's not true. I have got so many other responsibilities behind the scenes as everybody else does. Like what I'm preparing my top of train. I'm preparing that's two days a week. I have to schedule of our best of shows. That's two times a year. I gotta log everything. There's a lot of things you gotta do. Go log. That's really funny. That's really funny, guys. So what they don't know is I go to I go to Ronnie's studio, I get his keyboard. I set it up for you. Right, you walk into one room, pick up this keyboard, and then you bring it into another room. How many times have you yboard, plug it in or set the settings? You just like carry something into another room. Maybe I'm tired of bringing your keyboard. You don't want to bring it, and I don't ask you to do it, And then what are you gonna do that? That's a cop out. I didn't ask you doing you give me a song for great teas upset already have to start on this, But I mean, really, we're having a positivity and sunshine. It's the thirty foot we've started on for episode, So why stop now? I want to be positive? But why can't Ronnie just help up Bullford for real, like you, you could save time, You could set up the extension microphone cord. You can go set up all that stuff. But instead you sat there and you go do do do do do on your keyboard. We still haven't established what you do? What do you setting up when you're not spending all this quality time? I put together our whole entire rundown to the affair show right right? We got four four pages today there's not going on big big stuff, big show, big show. What did you bring to the show? What did you bring to the show today? Charm and pizzazz open up a mic and start talking. So far I don't need I don't need a Q sheet scary so far? What has boll freak done so far? Well, yeah, let's see, he's complained. He's made a couple of sarcastic remarks about I'm not a complainer. I can make some sarcastic. He's get to pay me, my my my bets. It is not sad, not according to our army. They want answers, that's correct, They want to answers. They just want to bust my chops with that without knowing all the details. It's like politics. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna get any deeper into this. It is something that we should definitely address. It's the majority of the all fair heads have said, and even Hubby, I don't girlfriends, Yeah, you were wrong. In fact, not one person side with the game over. He's a Welcher. It's over. Should bring you some Welch is great? Why don't episode one? I'll buy you a hundred dollars worth of Welch's grape juice. How about you owe him money? What are you gonna pay him? When do you know? Nothing? White over? It's over the ship, It's still not over. That's an episode issue. This is episode nine. He doesn't want to even you guys want to go back in time. I thought you wanted to move forward. The president and his tax returns. They don't want to hear it. Just kind of brush. I've already been elected. So we have a lot going on today. I wanted to give a little review from the comedian to Bastia Maniscalco that I caught over the weekend Atlantic City. Um and uh, let's see. Also we have a football playoff talk with Greg ts cow Girls losing to the Packers. That was hilarious collapse. It was a great game. I wouldn't call him cow girls. I have a big explanation to what happened in that game. They were getting killed and then they came back and then Aaron Rodgers to the rescue. The guy is like, God, we'll get into it a little bit. So The Bachelor abcs The Bachelor. What a train record show that's become. And we also have to go over our list of twenty celebrities for our off air Deadpool, because I believe that is coming due on episode one oh one. Can I pass on a couple of these? What do you want to pass on? I'll definitely pass on The Bachelor. I'm out on that. You guys talk about that on your own, Oh my god, man, it's not about you passing up on it. Maybe there's something that you can actually relate to. Since you've been divorced a half a dozen times, well, I mean since here you've been divorced half a dozen times, Maybe you can help a sound seven times seven times? All right? And of course one hundred is coming up this Thursday. We're not doing a show tomorrow. Preparation for why not? What's going on tomorrow? What we have. We have too much going on tomorrow. We we gotta going We just we just mentioned that Great Tea always has nothing going on. So what's your excuse here? Because listen to Moron. If we do a show tomorrow, then that is that that's episode one hundred. Episode one hundred is happening on Thursday, not tomorrow. But why aren't we doing a podcast because tomorrow we're preparing for episode one. What preparations need to be made? Are you kidding me? It's on the list. Let's talk about it. Let's get right to number five. There's a lot. Here's a lot happen on. We love that he loves brevity. We are not skipping anything. We have a lot going on. What is this prepara? I want to know because I don't know. Like I'm just as curious as theers. All this preparation. The engine engines come by. We're not even gonna address this is a surprise. Start with the engines. What do you got? Greg? T Alright, So over the weekend, the three day weekend, let's say surprise. I really enjoyed my three day weekend. I gotta tell you, so you know, I'm working in my basement which, by the way, I'm at the point where I'm about to start painting. So when are you guys coming over the house to start helping me paint? I'm not I'm not helping you paint. One of my super Mario brothers over here. I already told you that I would come help, and we have a broad date. But I need to get out there, so that's has to come. That's right, that's a package deal. I'm agree. So li's the next weekend after that? Absolutely, we're going to Carluccio's for sure. So okay, next weekend is no good because it's uh my grandmother's ninety third birthday next week. You gotta go see Grandma's. We won't be there. But the following weekend in theeked weekend, your ship out of luck because that's my birthday weekend and I am not painting on my birthday weekends. Appropriate. It's oh man, I mean, what else does a forty year old guy do? And by the way, also a super Bowl weekend. It's Super Bowls. That's right. You want to have a painting party on his Super Bowl Sunday? Valid point, valid point in the pregame, what about the following weekend to that that's Valentine's Day? Right, So basically never well, no, what you guys can't help me that either. So basically, you guys are not helping my basement until mid February, after Valentine's hold on even the third weekend around. I'll do it during the super Bowl. I'll do it during Scary's birthday. Come on, a flexible guy. Come on, look at how flexible I'm looking at this. I'm looking at right now. Weekend of eight, that's President's Day weekend. You're not breaking up my three day weekend. You can help me out one of those days, not on those three days? Are you joking me? Are we the only two people on the planet who can help you paint your house? Why would I ask anybody else when I have two good friends like yourself, Because are we really the best at painting? I mean, look at me. You take a roller, You can't write? How does like? How can I look at you and say, well, that guy is no good at painting. Look at him. I don't understand why you can't do that. Have you ever painted? No? Have you ever been like painted a painting? No? I've never tried. Alright, so I think the February. All right, Fry put him in your calendar. I need you guys live in the moment. Get the hell out of here. I will in about ten minutes if we don't move on anywhere anyway. Alright, So after that over the weekend, I had fantastic cigars over the weekend. I see, Scary Jones, you had a cigar diage over the weekend. Yes, as a matter of fact, that's such bullshit again, give me have a cigar by Pink Flood. Yes, what do you say? Let me tell you something. So I bought a nice press for Panasonic. Pete so Scary could not get rid of two extra tickets for the big show down to Brigata. So he invited Pison. That's Matt Sebastian Maniscalco. It wasn't tickets to the show. It was actually a hotel room. I had my and we know this because we had our friend Jay Smoller on our last podcast, Jay biled I had the room. I'm like, dude, I don't want to eat the call to this room when j yeah that guy so yes, Samson, Sebastian mac I said, Pisana pet I said, dude, come down, you'll take the room. The room is a dirt cheap rates, and you'll save me from losing my money. And and then you could buy tickets off stubhubs. And that's exactly what he did. He bought StubHub tickets for Sebastian Maniscalco. So but yeah, but we were we decided to take a picture of the two of us smoking cigars, and then we I put the cigars that I bought. I bought Paisana Peze cigars. I put the g rated version on rated version on Instagram. But then I, I, uh at fu greg t picture where we're both flipping off the camera, and we sent that to him at like ten o'clock at night on a Sunday when he was with his family. So Panisana, Pete and scary smoking cigars. Scary does he smoked scars? He doesn't even smoke cigars. That's freaking that's seriously, that is so messed up. I figured I would do something nice for you. Listen, both of you. I have a friend pulling something out of What do you got for me? What do you when you say you were doing something nice for something nice? What do you got? Oh? He says he's got a president in his pants for you while he's trying to take it out of out of there. You know what I think? I saw La La Land over the weekend, tod I, what do you think of La La Land? Loved it? I bought you two cigars? You got there? He look at that? What this what you can vote for? Greg? T here you go. It's a Cuban logic cigar and it's a it's a one life um cigar. I look at this. What do you mean? It's fake? Their cigar is an exploding cigar? No, what is this? Sm even smoke him if you got on, smoke it. What is this bunny? Smoke? Smoke it? Come on, it's an easy cigar. It's an East cigar. This is not the same. It's not the same. This is not the it's like smoking a cigar. Wow, it's really an e cigar? Is that? How much does that go for? It's like eight dollars? Ten dollars? You look, it's like the other one smoked the other one. What's the other one? Like? Are the different flavors? Oh? Logic makes it? Yet the other one was one life Smoke That one, to be honest, would light up us. You know. That's how I quit smoking through logic. I used the logic guts. Never used logic in your entire life. That you know? It is so stop man? Yeah you like that? So that one both freaky. He can't gregg he can't see it. The actual ash part is red and the other one lights up white. I say the ass part is red as part. Like, you know, that's not that bad. That's not that bad. It's a cigar, you know what. That's not that big. You like that he's going to be addicted to it. That is not that bad. I might actually use that. We allowed to be? Are we allowed to like? We're not? Are we allowed to do? Yeah? We can, We're not. You might want to put the shade down. Yeah, there's a god. Give us some music for cigars I got. I got a company wide mandate about not vaping inside the cigar music. It's just technically you didn't say anything about cigars, only talking about cigar cigarettes, right, like Robert de Nero in Then give me give me some cigar music. Man gets to the plate. There you go, there, you go, give me your lines. Gay, you know this is a different moving Yeah, give me a line. Don greg to how's your e cigar? Did you whack Sonny at the toll booth? Give me, give me the untouchable lines the man man stands at the plate. Yeah, an individual and went on the field heart of a TV. So what did you do yesterday, bald freak? I went to a charity Well. First, I went to UM I spent the day with my family because I actually had a day off in this place for once in my life. And then I went to a charity bowling event at a Lucky Strike in the city with our mutual friend, former Mets pitcher and now s n Y studio analyst Nelson Figaro. Robin Elbows with the elite Figgy. I got Figgy with it, Ry Jones. You didn't come out, No, I couldn't make it because I was in a c all weekend. But losing your shirt, by the way, you better stop thinking that because it's causing so much smoke. You might sit off the sprinkle sist get out of here, I swear, don't even mess with it. Also, there's someone in the building here who is like kind of in charge of that mandate that I mentioned, so you may want to you know, Yeah, he's actually that guy's walking around the building right now. You might want to if he's in here, bring him in, Bald Mike. As we're going on, bring him in. If you say him, bring him in, that would be bad. Bring him in. People call him bald Mike. What else's that's kind of ran bald Mike? Is he infiltrating on your brand? It's the only one guy whose name starts with bald and that because I really want to dive in to see how scary is that time with the Briganda was oh due? Did you see Land La Land with? Yeah? I watched the Friday night so I saw low Land on Saturday night? What did you think you're because that's the movie that's up for all the awards. I I well, first of all, I loved it number one, and yeah, I think it's gonna I think it will win a lot of awards because it's um very well directed by Damian she'selle like I who did whip Lash Flash? No? I never so Whiplash. No. I like watch Whiplash because it's very different, different movie but similar style. What did you see if? What did you think of the ending of La La Land? Without giving it away, it's it's not a happy ending. I mean, that's that's what it comes. Just gave it away. What would you do that say what happened? I just say, it's not. It's it's kind of a bittersweet movie. He just gave it away. That's giving it away. Someone dies. That always means someone when you say it's an unhappened, not it has the ending that means, Okay, someone died. Nobody dies. And by the way, I gotta tell you it was a happy ending. It was a happy because at the very end, and I'm not gonna rute it, but the way he looks at her, he's almost say, I want to go see this film. And now it's a bittersweet. It's bittersweet ending giving anything. It's not a bad ending. It's bitter sweet. You know what a bad ending is bad ending. Let's get into this how the Green Bay Packers beat on the Cowboy bittersweet. We'll get right into that. So Saturday night, you really want to hear about it? My weekend? Now you guys went to all right, I want to hear about Yeah, yeah, all right. So I went out to the Borgot and they say, my favorite place, this song, my playground there pat to pay the song just following you around wherever you were in The little John who's on this song actually spins at Borgot quite a bit. Why I tell you. We had a great dinner which old homes at steakhouse, a bunch of us, and then we were marched over to their new club, Premiere, another name Coway. Premiere. Premiere is a hot club man, you drop some name. They did their club bigger and batter than it ever was. Shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shut shut shut, shut shut shut shot shot shot. So I went to Premiere. We got some bottle service here. Watch the DJ spin this guy Marcus should Susan E d M guy. We were just chilling, handing out the club all night, all night. Then I left there, and so did my money. My money went right out in my wallet. How much do you lose? Flew out my wallet? How much of you got their Saturday? I lost? I lost about five hundred dollars. Come on, he lost that, he lost four nuns. There's no way getting his cap and out at his admission. You think it's much like five thousand. I wouldn't say five grand I would say that scary probably lost ducks. I think you yeah, and I was playing blackjack, couldn't get a hand and win to shape my life. Man, deal they cleaned me out. Was the name of the dealer, him out Way Way a name his Way, Yes, his name was Way. Think about this, there's a conspiracy though. You know what I think about the dealers I think that all uh you know, blackjack or poker dealers our car are magicians and they know how to do tricks, card tricks and when the girls come around they ask you for drinks and you take your eye off the table, they do a quick card trick right in front of you, and that's how you lose. Theory, they are going to take the gambling industry down with that theory. They are good. Let me also tell you that's after that at Sunday Panasonic, Pete joined me and that was I gotta play you a little bit of him. Yeah, he's so funny. He's an Italian dude. He's a cross between. He tells stories. He's a storyteller like a Dane Cook. But his delivery, his facial recognition, his facial moves, and his body he's like a Jim Carry in that regard. So he's very he could torch his body. He's very over, you know, over emphasizes everything, and everybody loves him. He's like super popular. Everybody loves It's hard to get it. He did six sold out shows. This is your daughter. I want I want you to hear him after this comment. He's trendy. He really is trendy. So yeah, so here here he comes. This is his ran. He didn't do this because he has a new show time special. He was sold out, six nights sold got ten shows in Huntington's coming up at the Paramount, sold out, sold time for me to check in checking process at the airport. They don't want to look at you right, no smile nothing. I feel like I'm working. The only time they get happy is when the bag goes over the weight allowance. They love telling you you're gonna owe extra on this bag. When we went down to Disney World, don't have up there, and you know what's happy. So you kind of try and release it. You do that like kind of soft release, like that's gonna take take weight off the bag. You get so nervous and her mood changes. She's like, oh, I'm sorry, your bag is two pounds over you're gonna have to take two pounds out of you. It's my favorite. Now when you're still like an idiot, I gotta open my bag, fount of a hundred and eighties, seven big, and you don't know what two pounds. I don't know what two pounds is. I'm taking out a boot a side pace. I think, Yeah, does anybody know what two pounds is? Money? They're gonna chart man? Actually, hey, thousand dollars. You take the boots a half a pounds. You want me to put this so great? Just like put that in your carry on. I said, it's still going on the plane. That makes sense, right, What does it matter? What does it mat? It's on top or underneath? Like the guy behind me is five hundred pounds, that doesn't matter. I can't believe you what to see him? All right? If you have a chance to see him, definitely do. And you know what else, any other comedians that are listening to our show, if you ever want to be a part of the off air show, we'd love to have you in studio before me your stuff like rock Well, I'm packing up my game in my head out West where real women come equipped with scripts of fake breast by the nest in the hills, chill like flint by it the drop top spy kid by end up and down your blocker with the bottless guy, your botch knight, surprished by a yacht with the flags and chilling the folks. Then rock down down the coast and give a toast to the sun to drink with the stars. Get thrown in the mix and tossed out of bar. Sent the to your one ey. I wanna won't find m town chilling bs and come back home. Started a scort service for roll the right resons and set up shop at the top of four Seasons. Kid right in up the real McCoy and I'm heading out west because I wanna be a cows with the top and her shine. Come back west chilling a cow back righting that gep okay birthday again, kid Rock. That's why Greg T chose this song. He are the off Air Show. It's his birthday. You're very perceptive, Gregg T. If only you tried half as hard for the Elvis Durrant show as you do and put in the effort for the Affair Show. I try to put the shape he doesn't want to hear about it. I can't go to Elvis and go, hey man, it's all these people's birthdays. He doesn't care, you know whatever. But you know who else, sir is it's it's got Little John's birthday today, and it's also Kid Rock's birthday today. You know what else's birthday it is today? Who else? Birthday? This? It's Nate Straight Nate are producer? Play one of his songs? You know who else's birthday it is today? Who else? Calvin Harris feels so close to you, wal Freak? Did we don't have a straight Nates so he should write one? Walt Freak? Did you know it was Calvin Harris's birthday? Not so you just told me. But there's more birthdays. It looks like people were born besides those four on this day, On this day, it's a very popular day. Haf a birthday? Who else? Who else? Ray Joy? That sex video with Kim Kardashian, and that was just ticket to fame. Either you're really quick on the music or you already knew that you were going to play this song. Hey, you know, speaking of Ray J and Kim Kardashian, real quick, you know there's a new TV show that's on after The Bachelor on Monday nights, and it's on ABC. It's called Big Fan and you go up against a celebrity. Last night, celebrity was Kim Kardashian just saying happy birthday. Thank you for getting this one hit. Wondered to us, remember we crammed in a shower. I'll try. We went down to St. Lucia with Z one Party playing with the whole show and Greg T as part of the bid, went up to a hotel room and see so how many girls could or how many people we can fit? Men and women could cram into ray J shower with ray J? We have video of that. How old is ray J? Today? By Jerry? He is thirty six years old and his career is ninety two years old. You know what? I was his birthday? It is today? Who else t s I like a better? This is a great song. Though this is a real person t sto the e d M DJ. Yeah, is he like he's a real person? He's a d J. I mean he's not singing this song. I mean he'sten. He's not as good as he's j all of us he's forty eight. He's forty eight. Ye man. That gives me hope. He's still a chance for the ball freak. His career didn't go wide mainstream for until he was like forty four. Wow, alright, this is the best part. When the beat drops. I love the beats, the bedrops. I was with him all Saturday. He was got the forgotta all Saturday. They get the Fox Machine going two bottles of crystal like one of the cans. Oh my god, how does it go? You know I was his birthda it is. I'm not done. I'm not done. Guys, He's got more birthday people were born on this day. You could appreciate this one. Yeah, whose birthday? Gerald Jones? Darth Vader the voice, only the voice? You know, he's only the voice? Right? Did you ever imagine who it was that was inside the Darth Vader? Like old? Could you ever like like when you were a kid, you knew it wasn't Darth Vader, but you wanted to see what the guy looked like. What did you ever imagine the person being like? What did you think you look like? I don't think I ever like had that opinion until I saw returning the Jedi, when he finally took his mask off at the end. Up until that point, I just thought, like, this is Darth Vader like, but you never thought it was James Earl Jones. Right when I was a kid, I don't even know who James Earl Jones was. Could you imagine? Don't stop me? Now, there's more birthdays to get what about now, let's not get off James Earl Jones here. He's not just Darth Vader. Oh, he's also the voice of the TV commercial for that Uh. He's the the visual for that Verizon, the old Verizon commercials. Right, what about James? Is that him? Field of Dreams? What about Field of Dreams? Played Moonlight? Graham in the Field the Dreams. If you build it, they will come. Look at you, Paull Freak. That's a good movie, all right? What else did James Earl Jones do? Nothing important? He just made millions of the Star Wars. He does he need to do anything else? Wouldn't you wouldn't you just ship back on Laurels. That's a good guy for the Deadpool. That's a good guy to put in your eight No scared says yeah, Scarce eight six. Not a lot of points for James Earl Jones. But still, you know who else's birthday? Is it? I got more? More people were born, Mari Povitch, you are in the far Po clips. We had everything. Remember the time Greg t went on the Mori Povid Show. Yeah, everybody please listen to Greg T on Elvis Durant in the Morning, shown the front man. Why would you on that show? You know what? For real? Um? They wanted They wanted some local DJ to like, you know, intro and exit through like some video clips. And then somebody knew the show and asked if I would do it, and then I did it. That that was it. It was just a quick little one two three thing, that's it. Was he in Star Wars? Yeah he could have been. Was he the voice of C three poy? Oh my god? James L. Jones was also the voice of Musafa in The Lion King. He watched Welcome. I'm playing. Well, this can only be one person because there's only one more. Yeah, Rum clanahan is alive. No, I don't think so. Bro Rue McClanahan died. You know what, Bull Freak would know. He's a big buff. It's just Betty dude, Betty White, Happy birthday, five years, going strong, today, I would actually be Arthur alive dead. They're all dead, wal freak. No, the author died all dead? What did your dad? If I have any question regarding be or movies, I I go to ball freak on it and no one says they're dead. They're dead? Look up Arthur. You don't believe me? Looked it up? What about Sophie the mom Sophia along to sell Getty dead? Stell Getty is dead? Beautiful ladies? Beautiful ladies? Isn't rumc clanahand alive? I don't think so? Wow? What's her name? Rue McClanahan. She was Blanche clanahand now she's in the dirt. Let's say, is Blanche? Let's ask you know, let's ask serious series Blanches alive? Hold on? Let's I'm gonna do this. Just say ask that and see what happens. I got a clear, a bunch of stuff on my phone. Well, I have to hold on a right, here we go. Let's say serious, So I hold on? How do I do it? I gotta hold it down to it. I'll do it. Oh, here we go. Interesting question? Is Blanche alive? How cover does call you scary Jones? That Siri, is Blanche alive? Why doesn't it work? Because you don't know? How do you sear? You hold on a second. I don't get it. I don't get I don't get it. Hey, Sirie, I don't get it. Stop don't talk while I'm talking. What do you mean? Hold down with series saying that maybe beyond my I don't know how to respond to that. She has no respond to that? Then just ask hey, scary, Hey Si, Hey serie, hey scary. Let me check on that. Hey, s I found this on the web for his Blanch alive? Is Blanche alive? Rue McClanahan dies, No, she died on I had no idea. Yeah, I think she was the first to go. Maybe again, is Blanche alive? She died of a stroke at age seventy six. Pharo died decem who's that Blanche Barrow? That's different? It's not that's not Blanch, I Blanche. I think how many BLANCHESA hand died of a stroke at age seventies chicks on June June, six plus years she's been gone even though she was gone. Wait, my Blanch gone. My Blanch is part of Bonnie and Clyde's gang. We're not talking about you and Blanche. You don't even get the name Blanche Barrow from the Bonnie Right. Yeah, hey, scary? How old is scary? Hey? Scary? How old is scary? What I found on the web for how old is scary? Here's what I found scary. No, it doesn't have your age. It's the first time I ever used anyway. It's happy birthday, Pty White, Happy birthday, Petty White. I'm glad we have no more birthday? So what about Jim Carrey? Isn't his birthday? What you know? Else? Yet? It is Jim Jim Carry's birthday. And Zoe Deschanelle, holy an, Dwayne Wade Miami? Heats on? What's happened? Come on? Are you kidding me? And it's the first lady Michelle Obama's birthday today, her big cruel or like a billie, you don't stoop to their level. No, our motto is when they go low, we got high. That's right, get high right now, Michelle. I bet you will, I bet you will, I bet you will. Is Zoe Deschanell is still hot? Oh my god, absolutely, she's hot, like in the librarian way. Yeah, like like uh, you know, like Pixie hot, you know, like I think she's definitely hot, eyes like those Betty boots, that Betty boops. I never once thought that Zoe Deschanel was not hot. I always she was in a five hundred Days of Summer. Did you see that great day which I did see that? That's yeah, No, that's her. That's right, that's her. Yeah, she and that she's also in almost almost famous. She was not an almost famous, Yes she was. Kate Hudson, Zoe Deston. Oh no, you're right. She played, she played the lead characters. That's right. And your and your face often forgotten, that's right, so in your face bull Oh yeah yeah, bitch boo. Yeah. How about this, you guys remember how about let's take a trip back to Sunday. Oh come on, I'll be going back to Let me do the weekend. Your spens that for the Cowboys season comes underneath them. The passes incomplete, out of bounds now they say complete the official The second one came in and overruled the other, Jared Cook, and with three seconds left, the Packers are gonna have a chance to win it. Mason Crosby, You'll never forget that name. And he kicked one your kicked the field goal twice. I will say the first half was all Packers and then the Cowboys came back and kicked the crap out of the Green Bay Packers. The Cowboys ruled the second half, but the Cowboys gave the game to Aaron Rodgers. And the Packers say that because Aaron Rodgers did nothing to deserve the win. Nothing. So they kid talking about that pass the cook right there seems to be and he threw a hail Mary pass. He catches it and falls out of bounds. You gotta be kidding me. That was the luckiest pass. He didn't mean to do that. To do it, he ran out to the side. Listen had had had Dad Prescott not left that much time on the clock, Aaron Rodgers would never have thrown that pass. Well, people made us think in that one play where they did tie the game, where they spiked the ball when they had first down, and they had plenty of time to just bring the clock down even closer to zero, which would have not given the Packers Aaron Rodgers seconds on the clock, but still seconds or two time outs. That's what I was telling my dad. I'm like, there's still plenty of time for them to get halfway down the field. I agree with you. I agree with Scary. That a big mistake. How are you gonna leave that? That is a rookie error. How do you leave that much time? No, it's not coming from his helmet that that doesn't make the absolutely. But he knows how to run the offense. If you get a veteran quarterback in there, even if he knows the play is, he knows how to use the clock to his benefit. Dak had no clue. This is where a guy like Tony Romo would have been a better fit. But I digress. I'm not saying from the disgrunt to the Cowboys. I'm not saying that that Tony Romo should have been the quarterback for the Cowboys. That's what I'm saying. What I'm saying is that a guy like Tony, who has a lot of years under his belt, understands how to run that clock. And Dak Prescott did not any and he panicked and he got scared. He wanted to score touchdown fast he could. He left too much time in the clock and then Aaron Rodgers does his thing and that's what happened. But but the Cowboys kicked the crap out of the out of the Packers, the whole second own home Felicia. It doesn't matter. I bet you a lot of people lost a lot of money in Vegas. I really what was the spread? What was I think it was five and a half points. I think five and a half points. But let me tell you something else. You know that once the Cowboys were out, like super Bowl ticket prices uh plummeted because they're like the Yankees of football. They are, and people don't want to see I don't I guess they don't want to see the Falcons. I mean, Packers Patriots would be an amazing but you would have much rather see the Cowboys and the Patriots. Why not? How are you the Niners fan? I love when the Cowboys? Oh yes, right, But you gotta love football as well. I understand like the nine's getting not like the Packers, Rogers, Jordy Nelson. They got a great team to be because they're hot. They didn't deserve to beat the Cowboys. They didn't deserve it. They did it. They did it. They didn't deserve to win like a cheap shot four points. Yes, they put up thirty four points, but they got their asses handed to them in the second half, and they and they handed ass in the first half. They should have put the cowboys, They should have put the cowboys to bed, and they did. Oh come on, there's no reason and there's no way you can get belly you can. I want to hear this. I don't think they want to hear this. Listen, you know what off their heads. We'd like you guys chiming the upg emails us. He emails us at the All Fir Show at gmail dot com, or drop us a tweet. Cow girls, listen. You know it's because you're a Giants fan. You don't even see football for what it is. You see that. You see the Giants and the Giants. I'll tell you what I see for what let's see. I see a great win, I see clutch playing. It is I see clutch playing. And Adon Rogers is a man who steps up every time Aaron Rodgers how many times? And Tony Romo fucking choke. Let's go back to every playoff game. Let's go to the back when the day that when when he was used to back be a holder. He couldn't hold the fucking boy, I couldn't hold his point and you're gonna go all the way back to that, to the Seattle game. Are you kidding me? You're gonna go all the way back to him holding the ball. Tony Romo is a world class choker. I wish we had phone calls right now. And that's another reason why Prescott is in there, and he's standing there holding his dick, right, so we working mistakes the sidelines with his clipboards and his freaking headset. But this is exactly why you want to veteran on your team, because you put a rookie in there to worry about the clock in the playoffs at home with the game on. Then why didn't Tony with his freaking with his headset and his clipboard, why didn't he we advise some time management of the clock clock and the way he would have been in there? You know he he didn't. A great question, didn't That's a great question. But you cannot go over there and all of a sudden crown the Packers that they're such a great team. But they got they got annihilated. Half did we not see the same game? It was nice to watch a game without having a vested interest in who wins, right, I don't care who wins. It was an exciting game. It was It was the best playoff game by far the season. Pissed off that the Packers beat the Giants last week. I was having trouble within my own head to see if who do I want to win? Do I want the Cowboy? Am I rooting against the Cowboys? My rooting for a nightmare? It was a dilemma for me. I didn't want to I wanted it to end in a fucking tie. Well, this is where I wish we could take. I know it's not possible the playoffs, but the point is the Packers just destroyed the Giants last week, So what the hell do you really think? I want to see the Packers go on another But then I'm like, wait a second, it's the Cowboys the Giants the whole time, the Giants. The Giants should never have had the season they had. Anyway, there they are what you call a fugazy The Giants are overrated. Eli Manning was overrated. Oh they'll Beckham is overrated. The entire Giants team is overrated. Your career, that's the bottom at the air show at gmail dot com. If you have opinions on this, all right, let's move on. Well, you love sports, that's right, exactly. So we got one episode this Thursday is the one episode, right, are you guys nervous? No, wallfreak A little scared, I mean scared, but not because we're having a hundred episode, just because I'm gonna be in the same room with you guys, and God knows what's gonna happen. So gregg T puts this list in front of us. He puts, what is this? I don't know, I don't understand what this pages is? Off show Creed That's right, what is this? So? Okay, So here's what we did insanity. So because this so because we have a cabinet that we are putting together for the off airheads. Right, So I've I've got a list of of positions that are up for grams that we need to fulfill, like missionary reverse Cowboy There, listen, I had no sex over the weekend. I would have loved Cowboy Girl for the Greg Teeth cow Girls Ballford. You cop over the weekend, you cough. I may have really may have engaged really yeah scared you coff over the weekend? Yeah I may have as well. Unbelievable man, you guys, couffed, I cough nothing, get with it, bro alright, So here's what happened, alright, So no coughing for me. So I had time to come up with with this instead. It's right, I worked on the off Fair Show. So you guys can because it correct me. If you don't like something, let me know. Okay. So I think we got eight two positions here that we need a president, we need a vice president. Then I think it's cool we should bring up instead of the first lady, we call her Lady Divine. Did you come up with this? I made the This just came right out of your head onto the paper. Well, I google some stuff as well. Why do you wrote through real quick? Greg t here's mine talk about what this creed is? All right, So here's what my idea is. I think we get a president for the off air show, then we get a vice president. Right, is that agreed? Yes? President, vice President go to Lady Divine. Lady Divine is our first lady, like Michelle Obama, but we'll call her Lady Divine. Alpha dog, alpha dog. Everybody is an alpha dog. Then our high baron, we need a high baron. Then I think we go to So the Lady Divine, you're getting these titles from Google? Royal Mercenary. What's that one you're skipping around? He's all over the map here Number six going to the second Connellague because that makes sense. Lady Divine grant five to ten. But Gregg T's going down this list. There's no number seven, Lady Divine. No, it's next to number Lady Divine needs and A A dream girl and a sweetheart. So I think we call it the O A S Affair Show, O A S dream Girl, the Lady Divine needs a dream right, and the O A S Sweetheart? Okay, do we need two positions spelled like there? So that means we need we need three women? Three we have three women who listened to this podcast? Well we absolutely yeah, I know at least three. What is sergeant at arms? You gotta have sergeant in arms spelled wrong? What do you mean? How do you spell sergeant sergeant? It's a s e A r g A n T. I forgot an are No, No, you spelled it s E r g E n T. You spelled you spelled wrong twice? How do you spell sergeant? S E A r g A n T g A N T R. So we need a sergeant in arms? What else we need? An O A S court Jester spelt court wrong c O U R T court court not fight. I'm just gonna let you take a court yester. Al right? Do we need a royal mercenary? What is that? What is that? What? What are the roles of these people? It's just like and I do our off their army. People really want to be known as these times royal mercenaries. So far, I'd say maybe every everything except maybe court Jester. What do you mean, well, it just seems like, you know, the clown derogatory as opposed to everything else. Don't want that. We don't want a court Chester. We don't want to. I thought you were the court yester. Alright, find so no court Yester, I'll take it off, alright. Find what does international representation? You have dealings outside of this country? We have internationalists. Here's the thing with the court Chester. I thought it would go to the funniest guy that we know on Instagram or on Twitter, and we do have a couple of funny guys that I've been tweeting. Is funny stuff, that's right. I thought the court Chester would go, Okay, can I put the court Jester back? All right? You can do whatever you want a right court, yesters all right? That we need an international representative of the Affair Show. Do we have to national listeners? That's what I said. I mean, I'm curious Jordan, Jordan's busy. What's his name? But Jordan is not from another country. I don't know. I don't know what he I think he is. I'm curious. Will someone reach out to the off Air Show if they're listening from away from the United States? I think Canadian listeners listeners we need. We need a neo Fhight. We need a fight. That's a young guy kipped off air elder anybody like over ninety who's listening to the that's an insult to some people. What is the offer, eld like, look into like a crystal ball and predict the future, have a long white beard and wear a wizard's cloak. Yes, that's what we need. And what social media greater. So the person that meets all the new people on social media, someone that always, like you know, welcomes them to the fold. You know, I think that's that's what we need. Somebody like that. You also have on here, press secretary, press secretary, someone that's gonna put out press release about what we're doing about the show. They put on a press release, and then I think farted today. We need a bouncer or a Swede. A bouncer. I think it's a Swede bouncer and that is sweet? Is sweet? Or like a big guy, a big guy, like a Swedish bouncer, like everybody on everybody needs a big guy. Like what is the sweet? What is like a Swedish person? The Swede? Sweet? And what are they protecting us against? He takes care of everything the Swede? Okay, is only in gregg Ta's mind. This lie a lieutenant and a general. That's what we need. Those are the positions, positions, I mean all over the map. You get military, you got you know, very administrative. Well what do you what do you think we have? Like wizards are dead? We'll school me with your guy. No, no, I don't. I got he man in the mass of the universe, amazing man in arms. Maybe we need a heat sorry sergeant at arms? All right, So can I all fair? Show listener advocate? Can I ask a couple of questions? Absolutely? Go all right? So you have eighteen time us that you want to film. Yes, so how are you determining who these eighteen people are? I think that we, the three of us, need to vote quickly off off the air. We need to vote absolutely, we have to talk about this and then yeah, what if these people don't they don't accept their position, then what well, I don't know, but I need I need time to contact him. That's why, by the way, are we going to be putting these people on the show? On episode one hundred, Episode one hundred, we announced the board to eighteen people's right, we are. It's the episode one hundred we reveal the the entire board. I have to quit my other jobs and then wait and then they all will have to recite the off air show. Creed Scar give us some music for the alright, we ready for the affair show, Creative. It's very studious. Okay, I'm gonna have all eighteen people recite this, but we don't have eighte How are we gonna have eighteen people at the same time. You have will figure it out. You and Ball frequently want to put them on the phone at the same time. Though. That's right, here we go. You're ready, say your names. Get Ready, here we go. Ready, I say your name, Scary Jones, Greg T say your name. You have to say, come on, ball freak, come on, bald freak. Dude, you need to say you can repeat the offer. I'm supposed to read this creed too. That's correct, I'm already locked in. Here we go, I rote, bald free, Do declare, do declare my allegiance to the off Air Show as the newest member of a new colony. As member of a new colony, I hereby request clear passage passage to the table of Greg tas trafs and scaries, bad breath Scar. I take exception to that, because watching out halfway through it, and I will honorably acceptably the bond from bald freaks lips the bond from all the freaks. I do that every day. Though my position is only of a year, I shall remain a true off air head and will proudly hold true the letters of the oh Hey s pill the end. I will always be, will always be a respected brother or sister sister of the off Air Show, of the off Air Show. Jacklobe, Jacalob, there you go. What do you think? So they all have to read that? Yeah, they don't have to recite that. Yep, what do you think? Well? I mean, I mean I love the scaries, bad breath part. The rest I could do with that. There you go. You don't really always have Maybe once in a while you do because you ate garlic the night before, right, that's exactly right here in the off air show, Creed, Well, how would you change the line? I don't know what else is Scary known for besides being captain. He's got he's got big calf muscles, all right, so change it to calf big calf muscle. Right, he does his calf muscles. They are here by request clear passage to the table of great tease, trafs and scaries. Big calf muscles. Is that that works for me? I mean big calf muscles, big Popeye Popeye calf muscles? Did Popeye have big calf muscles or did he just have big arms? He had Papa half big calf muscles. Second, he always wore pants. How do you know how big his calf? You want to change the line? Popee had ars? What would you change the line? What would you change the line? Don't don't make I would actually at that care muscles exactly. Look at my cast buscles Timbers? What is wrong with how do you little bit Timber? What do your popeye? I like that? I can't no anyway? What else telling you like about the All Fair Show? Creed? I think we're good. Besides everything, it's awesome. What else do you like? I mean, do you really want my opinion? Because you know what, we're gonna go down a slippery slope. I want your opinion? Give me your opinions. Bring some levity to the situation, all right? Um you out drafts? Like again? Do we want to be known as the show where one of the primary people on the show just farts all the time? I mean, I'm I agree it's pretty negative. I'll tell you what you have a tell you what that entire line you have? Um, you have a couple of days forty bad breath and weed smoking? Those are Is that what this podcast is known for? That's what you do? What what else do you do? I do a lot of things. I play the piano, I romance ladies. Oh, I got a lot. I got a lot of I'm known for a lot more than just and first of all, I told you I don't even own a bond. I don't have never owned the bond, then what do you want to put in that? And then in place? Let's think about it off bowl at least bowl it's over. That's it. I had many more criticisms. I have a headache, you guys, Creed, we'll have it ready for episode one. Share knows will be here, Pats on a paint yelling, didn't yell, also leaving Lauren and eighteen people on the phone at the same damn time about Lebron James. Everybody said, Jacklobe, Jackolobe. Just watch me now, I just watch me now. I got some for it happen now. Fens won't buy it. Just watch me now, I just watch me. I got something for you. For you, you won't believe yours. Just watch me now,