The Off Air Show - 'The Long Awaited One Hundredth Episode' - Ep.100

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Speaker 1: Tea. Is this really happening. I recall sitting in this very ownst in this very studio, you and me face to face on April eighth, and we didn't even think we would get twenty episodes. I predicted even less than that. I think I thought this was gonna be like a joke we were doing for about a week and then we're gonna let everybody off the hook and be like, ha ha. I can't believe it. I really can't. It's uh, it's it's pretty cool to know that we've grown and that we've gotten this far and now here we are. We've made it through a hundred episodes of the off air Show. Are you crying? I'm not crying just yet. But you know what I'm gonna do is I planned it out for real. I think at the ending out the crying at the end of the show, I'm gonna go home. I'm gonna light myself a great cigar and you're gonna listen to this. I have a little bit of whiskey. I'm gonna relaxed by myself, and I'm gonna take it all in a little vomit might come out. It was just about three episodes later where ball Free came onto the show. Hey, bald Free Granny, remember that day you came in with your keyboard? Yeah, you regret that? They are you regretting that? Yeah? Every minute? Come on, man, you know that you love this podcast? You know? I would love is a strong word, Ronny. What's your favorite moment of the hundred episodes at this moment right now? I like to live in the moment. That's not that's my new motto. There's not one single episode that just says that you that you recall. Oh yeah, I love the Sariving episode was wonderful. Seriously, Yeah, the Great t Spelling was, of course one of my favorite episodes. I did lose. I did lose, Yeah you did? It was probably my two favorites. If you if you ask me putting me on the spot, did you think that we were going to reach episode one hundred the way we are now with with this much success? Yeah? Sure, I have faith in you. I believe in both of you. Do you really okay? Well, I think it's time to fire it up. What do you think, ball Freak? Are you ready? My pants are off? Are you really ready? Ball Fred? You're excited? Do you see my pants off. We've got a lot of people listening. Everybody do off our heads. They're all ready for this scary Are you ready to board? There's no going back after you hit the button. That's it. No freak surprise for you right here at the beginning of the show, balled freak. But is this the last episode? No? Shut up, all right, I was shy. We're putting the movie shook. Who's the movie suk? But I just want to celebrate. Hey, bull freak about time, y'all, we're finally playing the song in a hundred episodes? Do you get your requests of the movie? I got chills? Man, I really tell the people fan down like that? You got cow down? What's your favor the song? I love and amplified? Sorry, well this is good to listen. Beggars can't be chooses, right, Yes, you got your body? Keep on their show? Yeah, you don't. Just feel like an accomplished man. Do I get another one in another hundred episodes? Yeah? Maybe I got champagne. I'm ready to pop some bomb that I'm going stay tellables on the show today. Oh my god, we have the off airshow cabinet revealed. All sixteen positions will be announced. Also major announcement coming up major and the message from the Office of the President of Podcasting. Really see three po really listen, that's you the sign of kid's gonna be stopping by yelling Daniell will be here in a minute. Who love with Lauren is calling it the lead and sham always running late. She'll be here and shall it's ship And what are we doing here? What do you Happisode one hundred? What are we doing well to your next song? I think it's just work. We're sweeting in the Allen and flipping house. How about how about you imagine dragons? I love it. I feel like at on top of the world. I am feeling like I'll fe on top of the world. I think this song is the song is a little out of Is this really a party song? I'm morse it is something listen, don't forget. We had h r from four Live on the hundred episodes. We had LFO lit twice. Now we've talked to the Stasi from Bandy Pomp Rules. We have Sammy Sweetheart eye a sweet Sweetheart on you got some of the some of the acts we gotta do not a celebrity stopping through here right, A lot of fun? Are you on top of the road? I wasn't with the son Yeah, baby tracks to everybody, I don't want is just the best day of our life. To all the off fair heads that have been there for us, Yes, we thank you from the bottom of our heart. It has been an incredible ride with all of you. And there's no telling where we're gonna go after this. Another wide in front of it makes some noise. I don't know how to play the should love fair and much everywhere. Tell all of your friends about the show. Pretty out everybody. We're gonna have some ship paid. I wait, I want you coming down the home. I see Danielle on the other side of the glass, like dad yells. If you want to, she's got a box with her. She does if you want to hear Luna take break a cow. But I'll tell all your friends, Wow, come on in the studio with us. Hill, Hey, my favorite boys, Thank you, sir. It's yelling, yelling, and you know we're much better now that you've walked in here, your favorite boys. You guys, oh really, yes? Are you kidding me? What's it? Your boat force? And I love when you're wearing your loving skin outfit like that. I am awesome freaks, even excited ball freaks, even excited. I know, I know you have to see his face. This is what are you got there for? So I stopped at the bakery. Yeah, I got you guys congratulatory cake and it says congrats on a hundred. Oh I got the nicest, the nicest. Say, come on, great, put your penis in the cake. Let's kick it off right, yelling Danielle, came in here with a cake for us, And what kind of cake is? It's a New York cheesecake baby talking about Yella. Danielle, thank you for being depisode there. Sit on my left, daniel I'm like, god, come on you if he loves this woman, thank you? You smell so great. Yelling daniel thank you, Oh my god, would you feed me? Actually, I'm on a diet right now. I'm on dr I could you know what it's fat free? I could you know? Is it really fat free? But I'm not having I can smell it though. What cheesecake is fat free? I want to know. I want that. I want your cheesecake. I want your cheesecake every day. What do I have in common with a guy in college. It's right now. I can smell it, but I can't eat. It's the episode. O God, I just I you. You're welcome, and thank you so much for allowing me to be a a part of your show every so often. And I wish you all. Yelling Danielle, we would like to have you on the episode a lot more, a lot on the show, a lot more. Please stop buying and less clothing the better. Sure, I was yelling, Dan, yell stop that. Come on now, we got a tall lerk in the house to lark everywhere. We can't say these things? Why not? This is awful. Listen. We need some champagne because she's got some food. We need some drink, so I'll pop in some bottles right now. I brought into the bottle of ship paying for us. I'm gonna pass it around. We all need to take a sip out of the bottle passing. Come on now here, we're gonna pop in the bottle. Here we go three what well bottles? Shot his job? I love the song. You're gonna worries some champagne, all freak. I got some champagne. Thanks, Yeah, I love champagne. And feed through to me through a funnel. Yellow Dan Yellow, some Dan Yellow. I got champagne for you too. You're a good bartender. Look at the look at half of it went on the Kilnter episode. Alright, throw it at me in your face. I love it. This is so clashy of us. We have champagne without you. You have made the show what it is today. You have made the show what it is today. Do I want to take credit for that? If it was just skimy night, we would be sitting there in the studio doing nothing like give you the champagne and a baby. He just kissed me on the ball. Make sure you get both of them. Alright, by the way, real lipsticks all over my face. He's serving serving it in a in a in a paper DeLong ee coffee cup. Nice and take a picture. Got to run downstairs. Let's get a pictures. Got a picture off their show. Yeah, we just took a selfie. We're gonna post that a little later on. Oh my gosh, I hope you guys enjoy the cake. I'm gonna run out. I'm gonna I'm enjoying you. I'm enjoying you are my present. Oh what about your future? Yeah? Got something to say, you got something to say, Danielle, you want to get down one knee? Yeah, let's make this episode really special. I would say yes, I already went got down on my knee. I already made one mistake. I can't make more. Oh honey, you're out of control. I appreciate you, thank you very much. No problem, no problem, have a great rest of an episode. I'll check you guys a little later. Happening night. Take the cows ros? What else they got going on? Scary Jones? Well, I gotta fever. You gotta fee us to less cow bells? All right? What else are we doing? I listen? I think bull Freak's got a song, force Ballfred you got some for us? Yeah, Freak, I want you to sing for promises. Bald Freak delivers, all right? What you got like the rest of us? I got my right, got my rod for you. You know you told me we're gonna play it like seven hot Aca songs ago. But listen right after the chorus, hold on a second day because it is a beautiful day. Are you feeling a beautiful day? Scary? I feel like it's a really beautiful day. Beautiful days turned out the song still on the way. We're going to reveal our very first Affair Show cabinet. It is happening. Our council will be filled by the end of the show. Scary. Can you get us YouTube tickets? I think I can. You know they're doing the Joshua Tree you at Giant State. I know they are. It was all albums start to fit. You know, that's my favorite album of all time? Right guy? I might know a guy. It's it's also my favorite album all times, my top five. That's your favorite album of all time? My favorite? You just tell me this now we know each other. In fifty years, I think all the teakett in as Little Abbey Roads might be a little higher. I don't care about those albums. Don't care about those them perform abouts. I mean, if we only heard them in my top five, that orally still together, if YouTube performs sold fatigue lives, I mean I would love to see that. All right, Well, Freak, what do you got for us? I got rhymes, broy, I got rhyme, hit ball Freak. Come on you ready, ready, You're ready to being country count episode music of the Fair Show. I'm the one frequent the lyrical float back. No Bro I bus rhymes from time to time, fight crime, righting wrongs and know we speak in my mind like a mutant ninja turtle busting out of my shelf. I'm gonna do this little podcast here in Radio Health and to all the flying folks up at the hard media who think I'm as a relevant is an encyclopedia. I got knowledge? What do you think? I went to clown College, I went to University of belt Wiking, ran plenty of years of practice here in Radio Lamb. Yeah, I'm working for a rock and I'm just part of the family. So tell me who the hell should be wearing the crowd? So tell me who the hell else is the talk of the town. Great, that's got nothing on me, Scary Jones, I'll dance on top of his boat. Shap knows she blows me kisses every time she comes up to the station, just to watch me. Right. So he who got now? At one? Oh? Oh? He re going the title it Wolfriend's on a road, super shoot up all over the globe, servant issue with the side of Jack and lobs ho ho. I think it's time to throw it over to my man cat Wax bad Road. There's a punk much truck. He's driving the boat. If you think I owe him money, you can suck up My scroll is crazy. Man, you're right out the note. Give me to two one hundred. You're a super fan man. All the ship I've seen here out then they'll definitely put a book out and stream it out for me. It's time to say no, look out. You did follow his ride, follow his flow? Yo? All right, that's it? Oh yeah, Mike drop episode one. That's crowsome. The Highline is ready, Greg tee Oh, who's on the Highline? You gotta be in on fair Head? Hello, fair show? Hi? Hi, how you going? All right? I'm gonna take that thing out. I'm gonna cram it up your freaking I'm not even gonna say it free to keep it clean. It's your girlfriend Lulu La Me Laura, No, no, no, no, Lulu, La and Lauren. Thank you. You were a part of the one hundred episodes of our show, the past one hundred. How are you doing today? I'm doing very well. I wanted to call it and say congratulations on your episodes. Yeah, okay, cool, Thank you so much. I mean to what do we owe this on? Or otherwise? I mean you what are you? What have you been up too lately? What's been going on? Well, you know we haven't heard from you. You kind of disappeared. Well I have I have some some upsetting news on that news for oh my god, scared? Do you have any music for this? Is it a sad story? It's it's I think he's going to be upset, bald freak. Rynie. I'm not easily upset. Let me. I mean, this is episode one hundred, balt freak. I don't understand what, la do you really want to give me upsetting news? On episode one in rehearsals, Yeah, and rehearsals, we we had all negative stuff was scrubbed from the show. Yeah, I guess we did. Alright, go ahead, lemon, Lauren, he's all ears, he's listening. All right, Ronnie, I'm gonna have to break but we're gonna have to break up. Why it's not you. It's days and you're a really good guy, one happy one day. But I'm going to net the figure things out. Wait a second break up and you're breaking up with you, You're breaking up with bald freak here on episode breaking up with him? Well, what's the reason is it? Somebody else. It's just not working out the queen us. Is this somebody else? Are you on bumble again? Is there no future? There's no future, that's for sure. This is unbelievable. This podcaster for our relationship relationship alight. I was going to say both it's hard right here? An episode one. This is a terrible way. This is bald Freak got broken up with bull Freak. I mean, listen, you're kind of used to this. I mean you have. You've been divorced three times. Yeah, but I've always been the one to break up that was low all seven times Freak. I mean, Lulu, Lemon, Lauren, this is hard. Why are you breaking the guy's heart? Don't have somebody else in mind knowing what's going on. This is the equivalent to like breaking up with somebody, like on Christmas Eve, you gotta be honest, tell him tell for New Year's Eve, like you're doing in an episode one hundred. You're like, what are you doing today? You couldn't do it on episode when it didn't mean as much. I'm sorry. I thought today would be there's a lot of stuff going on yesterday called in today? Has he been replaced with? Has he been replaced with another man, not yet yet, so there could be somebody else. But wait a second, hold on, you guys never even went on a formal date. This has never even met exactly, And I think that's why I honestly kind of I'm reading between the lines. What's for like eight months we've been trying to get Baldrick Rani and Lulu Lem and Lauren together and the same room. It never happened. It never transpired. And I think that's why you're doing this this breakup on the radio. It's like a virtual breakup because you're not gonna be led on to believe that he's actually gonna take you on a date anymore. Am I putting words in your mouth? Or am I accurate? Oh? You're pretty accurately. Yeah. Usually girls they meet me first before they break up with me. So this is definitely an innovative. It's very innovative. We're gonna say this is called closure, And so who's the who's the lucky guy that you're dating now? Is not good for him? But there is a little somebody there. Wow, ball freak man, you dude, nobody's ever been broken up with without even going on a date. This is the first It actually the first an episode one ye all right, listen, lou Levin, Laura, thank you, Yeah, thank you for calling, thank you for checking in. Wow, this is a trivia question broken up with an episode one hundred. Who wasn't bald freak? Should I not have told her that I'm kind of dating somebody myself? Oh? Sure? After the fact, it can't say it. It's like you get fired? Are you dating anybody else? Really? Tommy gonna say, I mean, Hobby's downsta What happened to all of that single off air show? Off fair army girls there? You know you're there. You're the reason why they listen, because you're single and they might have a chance with you. Is that why the baby? Because so you're saying, my stock will plumb it once I reveal that I'm in a relationship from dating. So you want to do you on your keyboard? Due, Well, it's not you know, I mean, it's not a committed relationship. It's dating freak. You listen, you know you'll always have us Dougs there for you. We'll be there for you, man through taking them We'll get you through this muck. And I'm just saying it will helps soften the blow of the who Lulu and Lauren break up? That just happens? Okay again? Who is it somebody else gonna break up with me? He's coming. We need some music for share nose. That's your job, Captain Whack. But wait are weren't you all done? A second? Weren't you supposed to bald freak? Where's your say? Somewhere? Documented on episode sixty something you hundred share none after one hundred, which I pre recorded it has been drinking before. No, No, listen, listen to what I'm telling you. You were supposed to record something for her? Where is that? Bald? Where is then? Where? When? When I promised that? You promised it? That was ages ago. You promised that in this game episode one hundred? Where's my share? No? Alright, I'm gonna have to fill in the gap. Hire you got start for this deccasion stuff for him? You look like Olivia Newton John and we could do that. You know you're the one I want, like in the in the the the Greek I'm losing like we're in the like in the little leather vans, and that she looks like right now? Where kin? Wait a second? Oh? Because she's wearing. I get it, because you're wearing you canna may stand up? Look at this she does look like a living Come on, hopefully not present day. Come on out so my eyes not to see me. And look at this. This this is a little jown over here. You look at the boots. Are you're gonna get down one ee? And you just proposed to yelling Danielle. Now you're gonna proposed the ship. Seriously, you're a man more, dude, I thought I was a man for you. Go too easy. You can get on here and can greg to you on both kaeso part. Come on, you guys gonna shake. I got cheese. Their motive lying and I come on, it's electrifying. Are not a support and support they're ready shape come because I don't need a man. Sorry, it was a little before me to do to me all the time. I know we'll keep going. Hold on, hold on, let's be true. I got you know Bolford needs somebody right now. I don't know if you just heard, but Luga, Leam and Lauren just called in and broke up with Balt freak. I mean it was hard just happened. I mean, look at the guy he's devastating. He's laying on the floor. He's either past past that champagne bottle over. Yeah, you need to drink some more today. It's not It's gone from a celebration to devastation. God, I see you, Tiary, I see you, Tiary. That's the cowbell ring in my ears, my brains. Welcome to Welcome Share for being part of you know to episode one d thanks for being part of you bring us a bank? Did you you were supposed to bring some drinks? Oh? Okay, stop, I want you to know. I even put on my p I cap for this one. I tried to find the one, the only Low and Brow. That is what I was trying to find. What were you ready for this? Somewhere there's but wait till you hear there's a tryst for people that didn't want to bring people up to speed. Low and Brow was officially deemed the official, unofficial official drink because we remember the commercial, here's two good friends tonight. It's kind of special beer. Will take it back for everybody, for everybody, and it goes And we thought that was so funny. We had a whole episode about low and Brows, right, and so Share you picked up on that and I was going to bring it in but so I didn't know the commercial, but I'm sure it was fabulous that I found out, Okay, we're doing this is this is horrible. You guys picked on the one thing that I want you to know. Every importer that I called has said to me, why why? And I said, okay, what's the deal. Apparently four to five years ago they stopped importing this. Selmore Beverage was the first to get my call. Then they sent me to four other distributors. Found out that a year and a half ago, the last one out in patch Hog had it. Haven't seen it since. And every one of them was like, I cannot believe you're on this mission. Tried Manhattan, tried all of them. None of them know. This literally took me days. I kept going and going. I finally message somebody that I know in Germany and I said to them, is there any chance you could you I did. I called a friend of mine that's in Germany. I was like, can you please send me a six pack up Low and Brown. I got a respect of the dedication. I really tried. You're my guys. I was like, I really want to bring this in for you. It was a hundredth episode. I really made an effort. I can't believe you picked on the one beer that is completely not imported anymore. Yeah, tonight is kind of special, but unfortunately that jingle is from So what peer did you bring? Um? I just brought me instead. So I'm saying, so so goldfreak. So I think what what what shares telling us? And scary correct me? I think that you know the table is open. We can actually adopt a whole new beer. We need to adopt a whole new beer one chance, not a shot in hell that we're getting in the studio for distributors to and shorters still make it. So we still make it, but it is not coming into the US anymore, they decided. In fact, apparently it like went out four to five years ago, but then a year ago was the last time anybody even saw it anywhere. So I don't want I know, and I want to give it to you, but everybody kept giving me history lessons. They're like, I'm sorry, man, but why are you calling about this again? I'm like, oh, you don't understand. I need it. They had no idea why it was psychotic about getting low and grass. Somewhere in a in a warehouse in Hamburg, there's a Dusty six. The funniest part is that one woman finally said to me, honey, and if you do find it, I'd be careful. It's probably really bad because it's been sitting around for a while. Beer pretty much. It's like, I don't know if i'd take it. If you did find it. I was about to say so, maybe it wouldn't have even drank it. Probably not. It probably would have been really bad. You would have yelled at me, you know, pit in the effort. Okay, I did I get? You get a gold star and I got no beer. Now this leaves open and Greg t Bald freak and share listen to this. It's right. We now can have a sponsorship. It's on the off air show for a beer. I mean, we don't we should just pick any arbitr beer. Maybe we should have the beer companies come to us curiously. There's right, we can. There's so many liked what's your favorite beer? I mean, it's so hard to pick one. I'm I'm kind of partial to Oh who's on the phone, Oh who's called? My phone's scalp in San Diego. We ever heard of sculp what's that like? It's a it's a brand of ip A sculpin. Ballast point, ballast point. You guys are amateurs. Don't pick a crazy one though, because it's really hard to everybody knows ballast point. All right, okay, ballast point ballast point. Look it up right by the way, we have a message coming in right now from our president of podcasting. Let's do that, and then then we are going to move on and we're going to announce our off air show cabinet. I love fair show. Arm built a cabinet. We have sixteen positions to fill and they have to all get sworn in with a creed and it's this whole big production. So big is this cabinet. We can fit sixteen people in it. You know what does it meant of wood? Okay, church joke here, we got it. Shut the cuff up man, alright, alright, yeah, yeah, alright, So what is some music for this onet? Oh my go cabinet? Seriously, we're gonna freaking fight. We don't want to fight. Already down for the con because of Louimon Lawrence and don't kick a man when he's down. Somewhere I'm gonna kick your all over the placene somewhere in the eighties. In the eighties of these episodes to be brought in studio, the brand new named president of podcasting for I Heart Media. He is He was the C C three PO. We called him because he CP Chris Peterson, but we somehow called him C three PO. Ladies, gentlemen. He could not be here today because he's actually in important meetings and he's flying around the country. No joke, guys, all right, they're they're discussing podcasting with the top dogs of our company in the coming weeks. Right now, he's like, now we're going to replace this offair show podcast stop it. Remember what his deal was. He was really going to do his best to try to get us onto iTunes. That was a really do That wasn't that supposed to happen today? Right, So here's what happened. I tried to get him on the show. He couldn't be a part of it, but he did leave us this voicemail. He said, do not play it until you play it live for everybody. So I'm not I haven't heard that, are we? Number One? Did we go worst to first in a hundred episode. I don't know if you don't have to tell us in person. I don't know if he's going to give us ratings. But anyway, here is uh the message from a president of podcasting. Hopefully it's something we all want to hear. So everybody listened closely to this. I feel like Scary knows all about it. Hey, guys, it's Chris Peterson had a podcasting for I Heart Media. I hope you're having a great hundred episode and I wanted to let you know that we have big things in store for the Yeah, that cage permanently nice. We're all going to keep running in the studio. Everything's going great. Just to prove your topics before you go to air with them. We're also gonna move you guys to the big leagues. We're gonna put you on iTunes, We're gonna put you on Picture, We're gonna put you on Google, We're gonna put you everywhere. The off air show will be able to be heard by anyone anywhere, all the time. It's gonna be huge. We're excited to have the off air show on iHeart Radio and we're excited to see what you guys, come up with next. Congratulations on the Hubbard show, right quickly, give me come on, come on, come on, got to have something ready on your strecke. Give it full Fighter's best to you. Basically heard was that, hey, we're not taking you off the air. What Wow, we were so much more exciting than that. Really a big thank the cpright, absolutely, that's true, CP of the Place to be right that it really is big. I can't also mention three other services in there. Google, What do you say he was gonna put us on a stretcher? No, no, sketcher. Sketchers are gonna buy a sketchers use play. He's pretty much saying anywhere podcasts are heard, we're gonna be able to deliver. That's amazing. That's a big question. So the affair heads, we are ready to go wide with this show. Yes, we're going selling going to play the spreading all right, we announced the council. Next, I'm gonna get to the phone. I'm gonna call on each to every one of them. We will announce the official Off Air Show Council coming up next. Okay, so we're gonna play this song, yes show Yeah, I alright, great team It is that time. You know you've been planning this behind the scenes for so long. That's right, I needed to pay off right now. So it's time for the off air Army to be named into the off air show cabinets. We have chosen sixteen people who will rise to the occasion yep, and be our They will be our representatives in different ways. Here we go. We'd like to first welcome to the show as Lady Divine, our first Lady of the Offair showy congratulations. Okay, I don't know if that means anything, but you know, I mean, I guess it's a big accomplishment. But they couldn't do it without your congratulations on being Lady Divine. We're just gonna who's next. Who's next? Well, you're not gonna define these titles, alright. This our first lady. She's our first lady. All right. Let's now bring in our baroness to join Hubby. It's um, it's Jennifer ye a nice. Okay, you gotta put that cowbell down because nobody, are you kidding me? Got some big bells right now. That's a massive Alright, I don't know what a baroness does for our afair show. But you are it. Yes, I'm ready to drink the air. Yeah, that's I like that. Who's next? Gary? Coming up? Next? Another? Doing all the ladies first, it's our duchess, Sierra Gore. Welcome to the Offair Show. Right Hello, Okay, could you tell could you seriously knock that thing over? Greg? And I will grat I will ring it lightly, lightly lightly. He's got a cow bell for you. Do you know what even what a duchess even does? That's right? And now you are one that's right here at the off Our Show. It doesn't matter what you do. You are part of the council. Congratulations Sierra Gore right now joining all these ladies, diving into a pool of women, all on his own right now as our chief of staff, Mark Coufro. Congratulations, Mark, you've joining your joining us on on the air here. How happy? Ye? And I don't know so great? What is Mark Kufro's position? He's the chief of staff? Why has he been named the chief of staff? Greg Coufro? He changed his his handle on Twitter to the Off Air Show to would you put it to? I mean the guy has been there since day one. We couldn't have done it without him either. So that's what we're bringing him along to be a part of the county. That's correct, that's right, So that you have it. Congratulations, Who's next, Who's next? Bringing it on? Keep it going with our new sergeant at arms. It's Rich felt nice Felcy. Nice, Felcy's with us. He's a part of the council. Are you coming down a couple of minutes? Are you kidding me? Episode? If I'm not gonna screen cabinet talk set? I got, I got seven people, six people on the phone so far. How do you feel about being named our sergeant of arms and a privilege to serve and protect all you guys? Yes? Now, Rich is usually a little spicy on Twitter. We see that. Yes, but it's okay. We can handle spicy. We're bringing in. Oh, is this an insult? Or is this actually an honor? Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Lonnie our brand new and official court gesture. Yes, we love, we love what you do on the off air show Twitter. You've made fun of scary many times, really bad freak and I have had many laughs. We love it at Congratulations. Welcome to the council, Lonnie. Alright, thank you gentlemen, it's a cabinet, right, But here's the thing now now, now Lannie, real quick, and just where do you get these memes from? You? You do put all these gifts up, all of it. Talk to us. You guys just inspired me to do internet searches and something. Just you know, pops and it's like that fits alright, awesome, listen, scary one with one more. Let them all know, though you know who else is a part of the council. I think we couldn't get them on the phone right now. We'll get them on the phone next and then we're gonna swear them all in. But let them know. Of course, they have to learn the queed. We gotta tell him the creed question. The international representatives is on the phone. Jordan's abuse aid Jordan, How your name? How do you pronounce your name? Man? In which that's why you have chosen as our international representative because you're you're you're a foreigner according to Grega, but I'm American. Wait a second, what wait with the name? Like, what kind of name is that? Typecast thing? Your middle Eastern? So Greg T thought I'm going to typecast you. That's right, and made the international representative because you surely know a lot about world affairs because you're Middle Eastern. I mean, obviously you're the only off fair head whose last name we couldn't pronounced us. You're the international representative. That's exactly how that all right? Well, congratulations to all of you. You're all now on the air right now at the same time. That's pretty Now, other people who are named Greg, why don't you do the honors? So the thing was that we only have seven lines to call out on. We didn't plan this well in sixteen positions and seven lines, and in the radio station that we're broadcasting from there doing a contest, so all the other lines are now ringing, so I can't even get people to call back in. So we have these seven, then we stop to move to our next seven and reveal our president and vice president. But before we do all of that, I need you guys to repeat after me. We're doing this in waves. Yes, this is awful. We're gonna have to hear this creed more than out of the room for another half hour. Are you don't leave? Please don't leave Ronnie in the room with you, Hobby. Hobby has given both freaking alright, what's everybody else's excuse? Lonnie? What do you got for me? Alright? Alright, Champagne, everybody paid after Greg T? Are you guys ready up? All right? Here we go up to me for this? Yes, give me some music? Do we have to do it again? No, you're good. I'm good. I'm already locked in, whether I like it or not. Yeah, alright, alright, here we go here some music. He was thrilled to say yesterday. He was so excited. All right, guys, there's four parts. Here we go, and I stay tr name as the newest member of the O A S Council, I am here by requesting clear passage to the table. This is ten people telling you at once, this is so great. It's it's it's such a it's such a train wreck of scary of Scary Jones, a k A. Captain wax Sparrow, scary j Greg T and his trafts which lembs like Tish. I will honorably sit with the bold freak. I will. We're starting a cult too. He comes some top to eat combs that you must eat combs, some top that means smoke, some potard bards forwards. You know what I tell you what all of you guys in the count of three, just yelled Jack Lobe, And you guys are in it's definitely becoming such a train wreckord becoming on the count of three, just yelled Jack Loobe. I love that. I will swear you guys in one, two, three, your cat in the this is this is episode? That's right, nothing else but a train wreck. Yeah, exactly, that's what this whole thing is. It's going to sound like a what do you guys listen to this back? It sounds it sounds like a crowded DMV room or six times I understand. So that's okay, though, who's the Southern bell nice ball? Freak ball freak Granni off air show listener advocate? Can I ask questions? Greg? Yes, sir? What what is Is this a one year term? Yeah? I was thinking that it could be a one year term. I mean, it's all debatable, but I would like it to be a one year term. And what happens to the all the like the emails at that and the video we had video mail of somebody trying to get into the cabinet. What are all these people that are not in the cabinet? But how do we tell them because there's a lot more people out there listening that wanted to be a part of this that are not. We've got a ton of honorable mentions that could definitely replace all of these at the end of the year. But either way, no, no, but no matter what the right no. But you'll always be, you know, in the lore of the off Air show. So the brothers and sisterhood will just grow on and grow on. They'll never be outstide, They'll always be a part of the family. That's right. And those names you have on our honorable mentioned list dedicated people into us every week. But some of those people were coming late to the party. They only want to not according to We got video mail from Amanda Lampkin who went out and she did a video. Who said, hey, guys, I attached the video. I would love to be in your cabinet. I am a t erg and I hope you guys think so too. I've been a fan since day one. P s. I'm still waiting on my Sharpie signed off air shirt for them. So she sent us a video of her in her car reciting the entire creed and taken to be part of the cabinet. You guys a little bit. No, guys, listen to this, and we night have to post this if we can later listen not forbid, we post on bald Freak Rannie, I would love to be in your cabinet. You can pick whatever position. I would just be honored to be in it. I've been watching you, guys. I've been watching since the first podcast, and I actually had emailed you guys. I'm the one that thought that your name was great memorize the off air Show, Creet. So I'm gonna say it for you, Amanda, do declare my allegiance to the off air Show as the newest member of a new colony. I hereby request clear passes means to the table of great. Just got a whole of the letter, and I'm not that alright, psych from Bald Freaks. Okay, goes on, Let's see the whole. Let's hear all seven minutes of it is My point is two hours. But yeah, and by the way, she she's staring like like a dead one in the camera. Serious. She's just way serious. But I will tell you she did it from her car, which shows that she's kind of embarrassed. I gotta get out of here, I gotta But anyway, so grant Tea, what is to say to people like her, Well, we're gonna get her back. She'll be back here. You know it was in the next couple of months. Can we get to uh, the next But for now, we gotta get the other nine people on. But for now, these seven that we are talking to you right now are the very first seven to be a part of the off air show. Counsel the congratulations, Yeah, you congraduated. You've crushed over to the other side. What side that is? I don't know. Congratulations to Hobby for Sierra Gore, Uh, Carolyn Thompson, who can't be with us right now, Mark coup Roach, Chief of Staff, lun Vestas are high baron. Congratulations to Tanya, our press secretary, Richard Phelts, our sergeant of Arms, Big Craig or Alpha Dog, Reggie Preston, our sheriff, Lonnie the court Jester, our old wise one, Henry Davidson, the affair Elder, and of course Jordan's Abuzaid, our international representative. What about the President, We're gonna catch you our president and our vice president. Six we've six of the cabinet, the president. We are proud to we are you're right, you're right. Thank you all for joining us this morning. Bye to the off Fair Show Peo box. It is now time to reveal our President, our vice president, and our alpha dog. Here we go, the dog in our army. So here's the deal. Coming into alpha dog Alpha dog buttons is none other than Big Craig, Ladies and gentlemen, Craig in the house. Congratulations, Yeah that big Yeah, what's going on? Is this the title you're alpha dog? Oh? You know it? That's that was my goal of my whole life and now you have congratulations on being the alpha dog. We still have haven't yet to define what that really means. We have no clue what it means. People up, you are like and now is it alpha dog with an A W like d A W G Alpha dog? No, I just have it. Here's alpha dog d O G. But I could change the would you rather be d A W G or d O G? Let's keep it, let's go. Okay, we got it all right. Now, Vice President, we want to say congratulations, welcome to the Afair Show. Army and Cabinet. Marine Dan probably the most outspoken person our Twitter and but also a good one because you keep the conversation going. You engage in conversation with all of our offair Yeah, you guys, we love that about you. Yeah, Marine Dan. Let me tell you man, you guys have been incredible on Twitter, and you welcome all the other new off air heads all the time. A seriously, Marine Dan, we respect you, you do and we respect you, and we thank you very much because I really think that you know, we we consider you guys friends, and you really have made it so special for Scary myself and for ball Freak and for everybody else. Has been fantastic. Thank you so much. Thank you, Marine Dan. And you really know anything without you, guys, you're a real marine. You actually served. And also and Share knows she you know what she knows, and she cleared each and every one of you to be a part of the council. Was there was there a package check? You guys deserve it. You're awesome now. And now the big daddy of them all, How could we do a show Canna without maybe maybe the guy more outspoken, hen Marine Dan. He only one more outspoken. He jumps on everything we talk about, hangs on every word you even text into the Elvis Duran Morning Show and you we always got our back. He even called in on the morning show and he made a big shout out to all the offair heads and that's really what pushed him over to the time. It really is. That's what I want all the off fair heads and off fair army and the cabinet to take some lessons, take notes, take a note out of Omar. His book ication is unbelievable. Presidents of the Affair Show Cabinet. That's right, and he's got the worst phone line of all that. Omar, Omar, congratulations, Omar, Hey, thank you to you guys. What what makes you? What makes you tick? Man? Why the drive? Why the passion behind this show? Uh, that's you guys, just starts in the morning show and it just carries over and uh, it's just it's just one of those things. Just you guys. Are you guys? Are you know? But but like I mean, there has to be a reason. It's not like we're paying you for this stuff and you just all you do is like just give out love and positivity and encouragement every step of the way everything that we do. You stand by us. So why why us? And not what you know, why not other people on the show. Why not other you know, there's a million podcasts out there. What is it sets it apart? Well, I listened to you guys in them the Big Show, obviously, and then from the Big Show. Once I started listening to the Big Show, it puts me on cloud nine where I don't care what I have to do for the rest of the day. I just I don't care. Like it goes for the Big Show, then the seam in the morning show, and then I popped you guys on the All Fair Show right after that, and it just it just puts me in the mood where you know, it doesn't matter. I'm sitting at my job where it's a crappy job, but I don't care because I got you guys. So you guys pushed me through. You do guys get me through. And then I just carried it on to everybody else time that I run into that is so great. That energy is what we live for. Thank you all. And now now so Omar you're on right now at Marine Dan and Big Craig. You guys have all spoken on Twitter too, absolutely all right, Oh yeah, I think we should have some kind of a meet up. I think we should like an outing suggested it yet, but we could try something a little later. First, Now, before we go further, you guys have to be inducted in. We did this with like nine people just earlier and it was a colossal mess. But maybe we can get it. Really, three guys, do it easy if you could talk altogether at the same time we're trying. Greg T fingers crossed. All right, you guys ready, Omar repeat after Greg t Omar, Big Craig and Marine Dad. You guys ready, let's go. Let's go right, all right, here we go, repeat it for me as the newest member of the O A S Council. As the newest member of the Council, I am here by requesting clear passage to the table table table, okay, of Scary Jones and Greg T and the Bald Freak and the break. However long the show may last, however, I will always be a true off air head. I will head till the end. I will be a respected yug of the off air show, of the show. Jackalobe Jo, of course I did I know. I saw what happened. I heard what happened the first time around. Play some creedy, Give me some Creedy some Creed. Yeah, listen, and Big Craig and Marine Dan. I know you guys got real lives and real jobs, and you guys have to get back to it. So I want to say thank you guys very much for being a part of the council. You guys are the cream of the crop. We appreciate you. Thank you, guys, Thank you. You got to say the only reason we are what we are it is because of your leadership. God, mercy on your souls semper fidelis. Thank you guys very much. We appreciate it. We'll reach out to you guys on Twitter. Thank you guys so much. Why are we playing Creed again? Why not called freak? This is an awful request. I didn't say. I wanted to forget head to keep the questions coming in Share. Gonna be addressing them at the episodes coming up. I agree. When we get Shared comes when Share comes back next week, we'll get right back into the real deal of Share. No question. You mean, we're not gonna started for another hundred episodes all and keep this party going. Now, we're gonna stop down and we're gonna actually this is not the last episode. Oh is that was big enough. What happened to the major? Now? I was hoping that that's what we were going to announce. So you've been bothering us the whole entire time that we did not have Mersa Tomay and this shall right, that's true. Well, Paul Freak, you know you know you didn't. I followed up a couple of leads. You have leads, scary actually talk to her people and ladies and gentlemen to the All Fair Show. It's finally happening, the one, the only Mersa Tomay. Is this really Mirrissa Tomayrissa, it's Martha. It sounds like Marissa Tomay, and it is Merissa Tomay. Marissa, Oh my god, we've been trying to get you for a hundred episodes. Is this really happening? Hi? I hear it's your birthday episode? Oh yeah, episode of our podcast. Yes, this is We've been doing this since April and we've been trying to get you on since May. Yeah. Does Mirissa Tomay know that she went to our high school when we graduated? Both freaking I you were the keynote speaker. So anyway, we started talking about you as a joke, like, hey, can we get her on the show maybe and then want what's she up too lately? So yeah, so welcome influence your life in a way you have well, freak, Marissa. The real reason we wanted you on originally was because Scary was speaking at his his junior high school graduation and we said, let's get Merissa Tomay on the phone to give Scary some advice on how to give a speech in front of his former alumni. And of course we didn't do that, and that was like eight months ago. But I'll take it now. I mean, it's Marissa Tolmay. She's on the phone, my cousin Vinny. It's awesome that she joined us on our hundred episode. Marissa, I'm share and Greg t is here and I'm scary and I'll yelling Dan yell walked back in. By the way, nobody touched the cake that you gave us earlier. Are you kidding me? Well, I'm on a diet, but there, I don't know. I mean, we'll get so we have Merissa Tolmay on the phone. Good out of here. Do you know how many times I impersonate my cousin Vinny? I have no idea? Oh my god, like all the time, like my biological clock is ticking like this. So you have a super fan here, Marissa. So let me tell you. I was just talking to Elvis Duran and he it was like, Oh, I feel like I'm watching my cousin Vinny when I hear you talk. He just said that, He just said that, I'm not even kidding. How do you feel about that? Merissa? I couldn't be more honored. Do you know? That is Aunt May in the in the new Spider Man movie. Very soon it's coming out. Have you guys seen me on Empire? Yes, you're amazing and now forget about it. So Mercy, So what are you up too lately? What are you doing aside from films? Well, that picks up a lot of my time, enjoying life, enjoying what the success of my past movies, my current stuff. Well, again, this is our one hundred episode, and we do appreciate your friends for pulling some strings and get you on the show with us, And we just wanted to say thank you very much that you and we have been trying for a while. We didn't have we didn't really have a formble interview set up for with you. We just we were happy that you've just graced us with your presence. We needed some star power for episode one, right, and you are it freak. Is there anything you want to say? Dor maybe before we let her go. She's got a tight schedule. Marissa. We have mutual friends the Bianchie the Bianchie Wieners. That's how we tried to get you up Originally. Our friends Laura and Lara are friends of relatives of you. Isn't that not correct? That is correct? There you go. But maybe they'll come up with me when I come visit. I would love that. And Untamed Heart is one of my favorite movies. By the way, can I can I plug on Tamed Heart? Even though it's when did I come out? Because we're bringing up that, who knows what the audience probably doesn't even realize that that movie was out there. Is there a reboot of Untamed Hard coming out? No, you never know, you have it, You never know, lady and gentlemen to thank you, thank you, Oh my god, thanks for joining. I am so in shock right now. I can't wait to tell my mother Marissa. I'm excited for you. I have a great day. By how about how about that? Was great episodes for you to forget something right great to all right, well that's pretty much the show. Well well we'll hold on a second. You take shut the show down without Panasonic Pete. Wait, oh no, how Anti come backtic? Is this about to be? Marrissa told many on the phone, Pete, you had Marissa Tomay, guys, we just we just we had her on the phone. Did you win? It was a quick It was a quick check in. We knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy, girl and a girl, and then she knew a guy. Who are you playing in a new spider Man movie, Panasonic Pete, I'm not playing anybody. You know. We were about to you know, that was gonna be the the What did they say at the end of of a show? Yeah, it's the climates, the resolution, and then see you later. So that was gonna be our I'm just gonna about to drop anchor Cain Sparrow. You know that music over? Yeah? But then you walked it right? So now how do you I mean, how do you top over until I get here? Oh? Really? Yeah? The party don't start till you walk in. So what did you want to say? I think it's incredible that you guys have been on for a hundred episodes. Yeah, incredible, indeed, yes, I think it's it's it's shocking. I'm shock in a good way, in a good exciting maybe exciting. Yeah, shocking, shocking, and he's trying to be neutral about it, very neutral. All right, well cool, well thank you. So there you go some mercus tomy followed by Penasonic Pete and now we could take goodbye, right, I guess sure the ends of episode one, we do have to mention all of our honorable mention off air heads. Lebron James, come back, Lebron James, these Peoplebron James. You've got an Oscar winning actress you can't get, Lebron James. Wait, you promised, Lebron James. Pete, Oh boy, are you falling short on your promises? Welcome, We're gonna get it done. All right, here's her honorable mention. It's okay. We got a big big shout outs to Uh, Paulo Rocha, Nicole Rose, Debut, Thawkins zero seven five nine, Grouping the Review Helm with bomb Uh, Nick Ferrano, Sereda Baker, Chill Girl Problems, Muzza Ala King, the hotfer Josh Oberhoffer, m J, Sean Sawyers, Jimmy which is slim bo five one four, Ian Shanks, Tara Ortiz, Swreeney Blanco, L J. Johnson, Gretton, Gretton up peril seriously, Zach Attack, Dylan Blake Dollar and last, for not least, but one the only, he made a great case for the council Ace Overton Heads. Here's to another one hundred episodes of this crowd you share does have been here today? I Am gonna have a freaking cigar. You yell, yell, Panasonic peat and knows everybody we got more to calm yest just be gone. Yes, where's the first smatch satch me? It's just watch