The Off-Air Show - 'The Greg T Spelling Bee' - Ep.46

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand presents the off Air Show Steery Jones and Greg Tea. This is episode number forty six, Yes it is. I'll be off air shall Welcome back from the weekend. I'm scary. Greg teams over here. What's up dude? And the bald creak Ronnie, what's up dude? What's that? Man? What's that? Dude? I had a great weekend start already is how we're starting an awesome weekend. Not about you guys, had a really nice weekend. I mean I feel like my life is better lived through Instagram than it is in real life because and and that's the that's the way it goes for most people's summers. Do you notice that all snap Snapchat, Instagram, Facebook people putting up all this crap. I don't post anything. So you're saying that when you look back, it looks like you had a lot more fun than you really did in reality. Yeah. I just think there are a little tiny snapshots and then everybody tries to out each other. You know, Actually, I I actually had a really decent weekend. Friday night I had to work on the Hornblower, that's the party cruise. On Friday, I was blowing the hornblower how to do that? And then Friday night, when I got done, all of a sudden, I got a phone call from a friend of mine up the street and he's like, what are you doing? Come on, So we were out swimming in his pool smoking cigars. Hey did you document that on Snapchat? I did not, because my whole life don't need to be on the exactly. So we were out there to like maybe one almost two o'clock in the morning, you know, just having drinks and cigars and jumping in the pool and whatever. I have this problem. I feel like I have to I have to out weekend everyone's weekend because because I look at everybody's stories on Instagram, the Instagram stories. Now it's got me going crazy. I don't know why Facebook. Everyone's posting stuff on Facebook. Everyone's having a great time, and like, wait a second, I need to have more fun than you. So I went to Montalk that sound more fun? Kidding me? It was immense, immense fun. God, it was basically a bunch of us all partied. We went to Gurneys. They redid this place, Gurney's. You know, it used to be like this creepy like shock of a place like when all these awful like like awful cabin looking like maybe you should explain what Montalk is to some of the audience members and have no clue with that, Okay, I should? We don't know, right, murfrees Brok, you've heard, you've heard of the world famous Hampton's, Right, I guess people know what the Hampton's are. I guess you know. Listen, you've all got you've gone to the lad You've got up to the lake, You've gone to the shore, you've gone to the beach, any place that's a getaway in your local community, on the waterfront, on the water. Yeah, this is this is Hank is the Scary Jones equivalent? It's not. Do you know that there's many parts to the Hampton's. You know there's the Jersey Shore. People go to the Jersey Shore of the Hamptons. And then you got a decision to make what are the handings you want to go to? So I went to a place called mont Talk, where it's a lot more down to earth people. It's it's like an old like Cee cee Marina style town meets like city people and they sometimes clash and then the side is it too hot to drive around when my car top down? I have the air condition on. How do I got a cruise up and down the street? You know, of course you're cruising with your car top That really gets Yeah, but it gets really interesting at the bars at night because you've got these old fisherman dudes, no joke with like sixty seven year old women and live music hanging out, bopping around, you know, for like eight dollars of beer or whatever. Old fisherman dudes. Yes, oh yeah, meets people like me in the place. It's like a hybrid and like it's a mishmash of people. But anyway, we had a great time. And Gurney's is a redone. They did. It's like a whole resort joy. Any cover bands out there, yes, I don't. I forgot the names of them, though I should have brought you know what, I love cover band names, man, I love them, love them. Weren't you how many bottles did you pop? Okay? So well that that's the thing you know, is is the is rosette. You know Rose. It's all about Rose. Now Rose. So we were we we got a day bed on the beach and we got the three leader bottle of rose. Now, you know what a one leader, you know what a fifty looks like. That's a regular bottle of wine. Right, so they got a three leader bottle. It's like, wow, we can't be outdone now, right, But the cabana next to us with you gotta give me some music. I gotta follow the story man being the picture. I don't have music for you. Boy, come on, how do you If I was sitting where you're sitting, I would have had this thing down party that feels like the story alone is exciting enough. It's not exciting. Not exciting. Bacherette party. Central'll give me the music for the bachelorette party. The bachette party. I don't know. So far, I've been giving you all these leadings. You're not following any of the leads. Clark top down cruising, you got cruising. Okay, I'm gonna give you some because you know the audience wants to pay attention. Right, both freaks right on my keyboard today. Oh yeah, DJ Kalin with Drake. We're not telling you know, no piano today bottles and we're doing something special. So we were hanging out on the beach. Yeah, we had a three lead bottle of rose got me in the moon and then full of hot girls now feeling with their bachelorette party. Yeah, they were like, screw you, We're gonna get the sixth leader bottle bottles rose. Oh my goodness, they out rose to us. Well, three leaders or six leaders had rose envy because like out roads, oh my goodness, and that what are you doing? And then I found out you got a bottle of tino, because there's such a thing as a fifteen leader bottle of rose. Gotta get the magnum, gotta get the back magnum. Is only one leader one point seven five? My god, that's like not even two leaders? Need it? All right? Now? Last year ahead? Right now? This story sounds just to picture that. Ye, hands up? Is it just me? Is it just me? Is this so so good? I should be beautiful breeze? Just me? Is this so so good? I shouldn't never? Yeah, you don't want to know that, you know, you don't want to know the real lyric. That's all right. I like it, But the music it tells a story. If you're just talking to me, I'm not really getting it. I feel like Drake is the honesty of this summer. They played no less than nine Drake songs that afternoon. Yeah, so that was that. If you want to reach out to us on the off show, you can always call us a one hundred two two zero one hundred when we are recording the podcast. And right now that there's a phone line ringing, why don't we answer it right now and find out who's on the off Air show phone? This is Deadly, come Deadly wait for us. Hello, this is the off Air Show. Hi. Yeah, this is great Tea and Scary Jones and ball freak RANI. What's going on? What can we do for you? Um? Do you well? Well, yeah, yeah, you can request it before me. Yeah, because you know that we're recording the podcast. So as we're recording the podcast, we could play the song, but you're only gonna hear it if you stay on the phone with us, you know. Oh, what's what's your name? What's your name? Where you from? I'm Luke and I'm from New Jersey. Nice? What's up Luke? You Luke? How was your weekend? What's do this weekend? Anything good? Um? Nothing much? Just selling stuff on eBay? What are you selling? What do you sell an eBay? I'm selling like stuff from the eighties. What kind of stuff? What kind of stuff? Um, clothing like brand new in the box stuff. Wait, hold on a second. You have eighties clothing that's never been worn? Clothing, Oh fall clothing. Watch watch doll clothe any ocean Pacific? He said, dog closet clothing, doll clothing. Yeah, we say, what kind of dolly creepy? What kind of dollars do they fit? In the Hologram? Oh, Jem Like Jem is truly outrageous and truly truly outrageous. Give me a song from Jam, Give me your j Come on finding one of us. What's your favorite song from Jam? In the Holograms their theme song only the beginning, Only the beginning, only the beginning by Chicago that we are, Jem. It's true outrageous to you know that. How do you know the Gem theme song? Scary Jones? That's what I want to know. Come on, that's from the from the eighties. Were you watching that back in the eighties? We are all right, and thank you very much for calling the off air show. Okay, thank you very much. Frequent watching the care Bears. I don't like the Cara Bears. The affair show. You're on the radio. What's on the Smurfs? Hello? Hi, this is Scary and Gregg T. What's going on? Are you? We're doing great? Who's this? Were you from? What town? Brooklyn? GI? Give me boys Brooklyn? You want to be boys? Come on, I'm about there. You go sleep singing with us saying come on now? So how was your weekend? And what did you do? What's the highlight? The highlight it my kids to Corney Island. Oh, I was in Coney Island on Friday Saturday night. Yeah, did you write the Cyclone? I went on the cyclone. Do you remember the first time you took me to Coney Island? Scary? Yes, I did, I did. I grew up in Jersey. I never have seen Brooklyn before. I've never seen Coney Island, the cyclone nothing, never had the Nathan's hot Dog. Scary took me on a grand tour. Spomoni Guarden is the greatest pizza place right underneath the el to be out there, Vegas Diner, all that stuff right, that's right. I met I met ball freak out there. I thought Brooklyn was the coolest place ever. Cool place. You know what I will tell you though the cyclone, the the the the cyclone. It's a scary roller coaster from like the midnight early It's a wooden rickety roller coaster. Half the fear is that are you going to survive the freaking thing because it's gonna fall apart. I remember how rickety it was. I was like, oh my god, I kick go on this. The other was gonna collapse. It hurt, yes, so it does, so, Stephanie. So Stephanie, you and you and your significant other were able to get some romantic downtime this weekend or what romantic downtime this coming weekend? Did this past weekend? Were you able to get some downtime this past weekend? Want to know if you had really not happening with kids? Really when the kids go to bed that you know, they say when the mice go when when the mice are away, the cats will play. When the miway, the cats are exhausted and they go to sleep, the cats away will play. Whatever it is, whatever it is that you're away. You look at your pussy cats. Oh wait, we say it's when the cats are away the mice will play. It's not when the mice away the cats will play because the cats in charge, So the cat's got to be gone for the mice to have fun. In other words, this saying does not apply in the situation. Oh, I never knew that. I just thought I always thought it was a micro away. The cats will play. I bet you did. I bet that. I bet you always start with that. Learned something right here on the old podcast, Stephanie, he was dropped on his head. Is thank you for calling the off Air Show podcast? And what we'll send you an off air show T shirt soon. You that's the biggest Well, there you go. Let me tell us what we're doing not yet called stop the song, wend I wanted to let you guys know what I wanted to tell us to tell him? Why tell them what we're doing? Scary? You tell what's going on? I listen, I'm a momentum boy. Come on, Oh my god, freak. He sits behind the microphone. What is it like the drunken pirate? Right? Greg teas the guy who sticks his toe in the water and he goes in a little bit, then he sticks and then he sticks his ankle in and he comes back out right. It's a Monday podcast. We have a lot to cover here. But I we thought that we'd start a new little segment of kind of like we need to bring a song to the table that we might have heard over the weekend or the day before whatever, and we could play for the affair show audience. And it's up to you, guys, if you like it or not, let us know and give us a stop if you can. If you like the song, you don't like the song, tweet us or you can even give us send us an email, and we're gonna build like a little off air show. We're gonna compile a list of all the hit singles that we play. This one is from This is from Vampire Weekend from two thousand eight, eight year old song which you heard over the weekend, which I never even knew. I just found him now. This song has been featured on Guitar Hero five. It's so good. I love it. Where it's been. I thought it was in a car commercial commercials their other song Holiday. I think it was an HP printer commercial as well. I mean it's it's well known. It's a very well known song. I mean I only heard the first board of it, but I assume it's the song I think probably put Vampire weekend on the map. But then after we get back from the song, today is Monday, and uh bald Freak has been willing to do something, So what are we doing today? Break them? I've been teasing it for the whole last week. We're doing the Great t Spelling Baby that's coming up right next after a punk Vampire weekend, snow Spider signing, want this the game for me? Really won happen? Sull On Fish see the game in the young Man string, Yes goes get a sign to go to I. I think I would say good any time it gets down to the winow wants the Mexico got its deep doctor calls a moan, goes, oh doubt it. So in the fun and watches have a like like lie the bottom, I guess goods, contign goods comes in us like those guessing, like those dolls. And I for a weekend that's a punk on the off air shows. Hear Joe, you know like that like that freak. So I had to come clean about that song. I I happen to hear it over the weekend. I had no idea scaris like, dude, that's not a new song that came out two thousand and eight. I had no idea. They made their debut on The David Like Late Night with David Letterman playing that song. I had no clue. I remember seeing I was walking through the mall and I heard the song playing out of one of the stores, and all of a sudden, I put on through Shazam and it came up. I'm like, oh my god, it's a great song and I couldn't wait to see you today. So we can play that song. So anyway, if you like there, you didn't like us, please let us know on Twitter at the off Air Show or drop us an email at the off Air Show at gmail dot com. All right, I think it's time bald freak. Yeah, let's do it. Hold on a second. Why don't we hear a kid in the background. What's going on? It's one of the contestants on The Great t Spelling Bee. We'll introduce him shortly, shall we do this? Yeah, go get go, get your contestant. Scary, You're gonna sit in your seat. So now, any loyal listeners at the off Air Show know that our our friend Greg te who's that take these off, our friend friend Craig t uh is not the most prolific unit speller in the world. You know you ever heard of the word prolific? Break? No, I'm not. I couldn't even spell prolific. All right, we'll see if you can. Alright, so we're gonna start the Great Tea Spelling me and see just how well you can spell. He's so excited about this. Hear he said he couldn't wait to do this. Productions Presents buzz it up right. I don't like it. I really don't. The record. I'm not as dumb as you think I am. Tell the record, I just don't try. I don't try. I don't put myself out there. I'll say about that, scary. I was your roommate for almost four years? Do you think I'm dumb? Scary? We welcome to I'm not gonna aswer that question, ulmates for four years the first Annual Great Tea Spelling be very first, the first anal in the first the first Annual Great Tea Spelling But let's beat our contested. Boy, here we go. I'm right out of scary that the lower that it's great to be here on the Great Teeth Spelling Bee. Is this the death version of the Great Teeth crawling bay as truly not, I'm scary. Keep us a little background. Um you schill asked the career. Yeah, did you do well in school? Do you feel like you feel confident that you can beat the challengers here at the great spelling I feel like I am. I am the original whiz kid. I came in third place in my third grade spelling be back at PS two oh four, way back in the day. I've been a great speller my entire life, and uh I I think I have what it takes the defeat. Bring it on. I'm gonna shock all who by the way, which I didn't point out earlier, but I'm gonna embarrass him now because it's a spelling b spelled the word montalk as in montalk long, isn't he spelled at m O n T A w k t A w k A m m O n t a u k. Great. So off to a wonderful story. So you're feeling confident, that's the body say all right, let's go, let's go. We have our second contestant. Are you ready, ladies and gentleman, my nephew, oh my god from rio work, give it up for baby Anthony. Hello Anthony, Yeah, welcome, welcome. You're the contestant on the spelling Baby. He's melding his headphones. This is his first radio appearance. Yeah, and I wouldn't expect much out of him other than spelling the words, So I would uh, you don't think so. I wouldn't expect Anthony. I wouldn't expec him to carry this bit, Anthony. How are you? You're on the radio, You're millions of people are listening right now. Kids just love me, Anthony. What are you like? What's your favorite thing in the world. What's your favorite thing in the world, Anthony? What do you love them like? Yeah? Maybe we could bribe him to talk with him Eminem's. Yeah, to give a dog treat? Want you want Eminem's Anthony, Anthony? You ready spells words? Anthony? Every time you made a complete sentence, We're gonna give you a package of Eminem's. Wow, this was this was not pre arranged. Are you ready to spell some words? Anthony? How good are you expelling? Very good? We're about to find out. All right, let's meet our third contested Before we meet the guest of honor, here at the Great t Spelling be Oh my god, here he is straight from Oh sorry, but I got I get two microphones here from Jersey for myst by Buttons the dog. Yeah, your dog is great. What's up? All right? He's doing all right? So scary, your nephew Anthony, and your dog Buttons, and of course the final person and me right, got you? How do we play? Well, we didn't introduce you yet. Oh come on, I'm here, I'm introduced. I'm here, I'm ready. You need a proper introduction? Is how did he make this? How did create the sound effects? That's really nice, really nice. If the fans only good at all, that's right for grade. You know, one of the fans only knew how much work I've read I put into this show. They only knew the preparation, they wouldn't been boone and boom me at all. All right, well let's see, let's see. How will you do spelling? All right, I'm ready. We're gonna get to the rules. You like? Did you like your music? Yeah? What are the rules? The rules are spelled the word you throw it at me, I spell? All right, Well, we're gonna go around. We're gonna go around the room, one contestant at the time. All right, we're gonna go from first grade level to fourth grade level, seventh grade level, and high school level in college. All right, you're bringing me back, but not to my stomach. And that person who spells them most words wins the first ever Great Spelling b Champions Change soon. Alright, top gun, my favorite GE's my favorite movie all time? And feel free to play along at home, Scared what's your favorite movie all times? Day off? That's a great movie to it is? That is all right? Here we go, Scary Jones. You're gonna kick it off in round. Okay, Anthony, great story, Anthony, what's your favorite movie? Okay, maybe we'll give him then, y, what do you like? What's your favorite movie? Alright, alright, give me my word now. If you hear the bell, if you hear the smell, what do you like? Okay? If you hear this bell, yeah, that means that you spelled the word incorrectly. Alright, alright, alright, and if you got it right, yeah, then you won't hear anything. All right, we go, let's pick up the page. Scary Jones. Your first word is easy easy s Why easy? I do word? I think I could have gotten your right? Good? Good? Good? Right? Great? All right, Baby Anthony scary at one point, get ready. Your first word is you better get this right? Rock rock? Oh oh, you gotta give my friend my golf. I can hardly wait for my word. One Spoton's first word buttons. Are you ready? All right? Here we go. Your word is bark. That's right. You gotta lot something is not idea? What's the matter the hell you're got? Your dog didn't say anything more you heard? Let me spell he's that's ridiculous. He spelled buck. I can only wait my word, greg. We're gonna start easy for dog whisper Gregg to your first grade level, word is chat chat. That would be c h A T chat. That's very good. That's right. Can you like up the anty little bit? Let's skip to high school every yeah, four three, we're gonna be three grade levels to scary Jones. All the way up here, Jones, I'm all the way up, all the way up. Fourth grade level word is scariest s c A r I E S T scariest. That's right? All right? Seriously, guys, is this for real? People still listening to the Baby Anthony. Your next word is dinosaur. He loves dinosaurs. Oh you, that's right, that's all or are where he says he said he's definitely cheating. Are you cheating? Are you cheating? Alright, buttons, buttons, you're ready? Oh, come on, buttons. Your fourth grade word is we cut buttons out of let's cut buttons out. Buston buttons. Seriously, he's not even a real kid. Buttons. All right, you want to you just want to go right to me. I want to go to the human Yeah, I forget about buttons. Animals do not apply. Your fourth grade word is consistent? Consistent? Ce oh N S C I they get it right? That's incorrect. Why what what did I say? Wrong? Yes? C O N S I S T E N T consistent. Where's what about the C? The silent C? There is no silence silence consistent. There's really no silent C consistent thing. Alright, like everybody say, like, don't I'm smart and I want to all right, well you're down one. Great, okay, great, Anthony with two points, that's the question. With two points, greg T with one coming for you, Anthony, go to the seventh grade level word spy Joe Scary Jones, go your word is at de oldorant. I don't think oh d O R A N T. That's correct. You have to think about it. He had to think about it. He can think as long as he never he didn't. He did not have to spell the word. How did you think about it? Do you think about that? All right? Now that's wrong. Man. My three and a half year old nephew, Anthony is up next. She's cheating. You have these cheating He's not cheating. Yeah, whatever, Okay, Anthony, your word is planetarium. There's no way. Hey, this on all right? Do you want to start over? We give a little start. You're good, right into that microphone. Yeah, come on, I'll see what you got. Position to mike, right next to your planetarium. You can put it up in your m and he he oh I you, Oh my god. There's no planetarium. Where's there are you? There's no planetarium? Actually there is. There's no Um somebody's talking to him through his headphones. You this whole thing, you were all in the same room that planetarium. Are you cheating? You're cheating. You don't know how to spell planetarium? No, don't. Somebody told you how to spell it. Yeah, that's a good jo al right, So Anthony with three points scary Jones with three points, great tea going for point number two? Now did I get to last time? Okay? Rectory? Give me? Is succumb circumb? Succumb start already? Circumb? How you pronounce it? You have succumbed to the sickness, yes, but you scum to the disease. You have succumbed. Succumb circumb? How do you say it? It's sircumb he Sircumb's spelled just like s I R C. You he succumbed. Come on, man, what did I get wrong? How do you spell it? Succumb is s u C s c U M B seventh grade? Did you graduate from Helenentary School? I did? Was never one of the scary with three three great t has spelled chat correctly. That's right, and that's you can you're giving me these tough words. Scary Jones is up. You can't get any without war without does spell check? Let's go scary Jones. Your high school level word? Okay, I graduated lubricant? Lubricant lubricant? You don't know how to spell l U B R I C A n T. That's cool? See that I see that word every weekend. Alright, Well, baby, Anthony. This is a challenge, Scary Jones. Is no slatch of the spelling here, no cheating, baby Anthony, your high school level word, yeah, high school level, go hippopotamus. No way, there's no way. I he oh hey, oh you yeah, you set the whole thing up. There's no such good job. If you are still if you are still, don't to you what w if you're still listening to this au Fair show podcast. But fixes in you? You don't want shut up? Kid? You and he an't scary and your in your nephews and yeah, it's the exactly You're not what one can all right, you'll never see four and a half. Don't worry about what other people are spelling, right, you gotta focus on you spelling something right, the word chat, the four letter words? Why this bothers so much? I'm gonna I'm gonna school all you right now. I'm gonna take you to college, little Anthony. But why this gets under your skin so bad? Misspelling your word, Baby Anthony? Yes, no, you can talk trash after Greg t goes ready later. Your high school level word is the APT word? Here is at a T? I got it t at You said the at word the apt apt at. I knew that word is psychiatry. God, psychiatry, all right, psychiatry P s y c h. You know, I'm great time to see the worst, you know, psychiatry P s y c h I psychi it's tree t r y psychiatry. What's up with That's because Greg T has seen a lot of psychiatrists in his life. He's seen a sign on the door right Monday, psychiatry. East Books High School bears, dude, you got you're still in this East Brunswick. Yes, all right, this is what taking to college. We're going to the final round here, are you guys ready? Come on? All right, we'll stop setting up with your nephew Anthony. He can't get him right, hippopotamus my bone, the final round. He couldn't spell horse. All right, you ready? Scary Jones? Yes, your college level word? Oh boy, I went to college. Went to college. Everybody here went to college fairly, fairly, ridiculously, fairly ridiculous university, Scary Jones, Yes, college level where it is promiscuous, promiscuous, promiscuous p r oh m, I s that was a mistake. Did you did you did? No? No, no, no, I hit it by accident. You can't give a second chance. Are starting over? P R oh m, I S c oh you you oh u s yeah? Yeah, face, your little face and your baby face. Take that. What's up now, bitch? He said, that's that's good work. I'm telling you about Tell him you're gonna cry now, tell him? Yeah, tell him? Where does it make you crying? That is correct? That is correct, It's gonna make you cry? All right, here we go. Maybe Anthony, you can tie scary Jones here if you can spell this college level word. The word is pterodactyl pterodactylosaur loves dinosaurs. Wait wait, wait wait is it again? Oh yeah again the feet to beginning of that word podcast. He started with the world letter pity balk freak has set this up. What he's talking about scary and his left few they're all in on this or scary He's not in on this. The three of you are up to no good because you are obsessed with words, scary Jones. Have you seen these words before? Never seen these words? Baby, Anthony? Have you seen these words before? Is this the first time you've ever spelled these words? Have you ever seen these words before? Anthony? Have you never seen a shaking, never seen that was radio kids? Alight? All right, well, okay, great tea. Yes you want to you still want to compete. I mean you're as well. Last word at college level word, yes, macabre, macabre like is it tuesca mean? Macabra means like the dark, dark arts, dark artbra. That's trouper cobra. You don't even know you've got the wrong word. It's trouper cobra. Word is macabra. There's no such word there? You think anybody at a spelling he says there's no such word. They get up to the mike and the guy macabre, and the little kid goes, there's no such word. I'd find macabra m c A b r A macabra r A r A r wrong. How do you spell it? It's m A C A b r E. I said that. I said that, I'm gonna ask you a couple of questions. I said that nothing. You gotta gift, my friend, I know I gotta gift. I guess I don't have a tiebreaker here. You guys are one each. Do you want to share the trophy with you? Gotta share the trope for you? SI you showed nothing. What all? You cheated? Cheated? Yes you cheated, Yes you did, Yes you did. You're a cheater. Well we'll see you next time. All the CEA. That's really fun. I hope you guys are happy that you turned your nephew if you're a cheater, and that you guys said something up already talked. Its grateful my story. I like the seng each This is nice, this is good deat Mrs Grass time on the Great Gey and I'll see you tomorrow on the Affair Show. Please give us your feedback on today's podcast at the Affair Show at gmail dot com or on Twitter at the Affair Show. And we'll see you soon next No, see you tomorrow tomorrow, he says, peace out, He's out. Thank you, Anthony cheated