The Off Air Show - 'The Boys Are Back In Town' - Ep.72

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durand presents The Off Air Show Scary Jones. Greg, Yes, yes, finally coming at you live. Well not really because a podcast. Oh my god, I feel like we just got there, Like I'm just like, oh, finally, because we we were hanging out. We were having a retreat, a summit, a rebirth of renaissance, whatever you want to call it. We were in Santa fe. Oh my god, I I you know, I want to say sorry to all the off their heads, to the off air Army, to everybody listens to the Offair Show. Sorry, sorry, sorry on behalf of balld freak myself it, Scary Jones. We are finally back, aren't we, guys? And we got back. Come on, everybody crick it up and clap along with us, because I think this is a fitting song. Giants touched it Yes, interesting off for to single on? Can you sing on with us? Who's a spreadly? Can you please sing on? Starting? We know that you missed us, We saw the tweeter, we saw twittered time we write your emails. We are back. We will not let you down. Catasnic kids joining us today any more. That's right, that's right, having the families come back together, we all back. Hannasonic did sing hello on We're bad. Yes, I'm back. You know we need we need, we need got heavily ta yella to be We need literally leaving Laurie. We need all the guys to come back. Give me some name, well, forgive us some names. That's more than enough for me. More to flow. Who else we didn't huffy? Everybody? Who from everybody? All right? Keep going? Who else? You're right? I can't remember. I can't remember that. Scars take it away. We're back, Yeah, so we are back. So now what now? Talk about a trip? Yeah, well, no, forget the trip. We were at Santa Fe. They all know about it ready. They heard the Elvis Durand Morning show sut us out of Pete. What's up with you man? Not much. I'm glad you guys are back finally, right back in the New York groove. I know, I know. I thought something suspicious was up. No, nothing suspicious whatsoever. We just we really didn't have the time. We couldn't do it. We had no studio yet. You know, we tried to actually do the fifteen minute morning show podcast and it came out in the left ear open and all Crackley. So it just wasn't it wasn't worth it to try this. There was a rumor, there was a big rumor going around. Yeah, but that we got canceled, that that Elvis was gonna trimm down the staff and you guys were the top of the list to go out here. He couldn't go without us. I know, do you think the companies do that? They actually bring you out on these excursions just to like kind of bring you up to the top, and then right before they like drop you off. It's the last rhof you guys did all those cool things in Santa Fe, yoga and this and that. That would be a reason why they would keep us. Drop us an email if that happened to you at the auferir show at gmail dot com. If your company ever took you guys out and then dropped the bomb on you the bad yeah, let us know. And the Afair showail dot com. It's not that anybody could have done about it. That's soprano stuff and there's not that anybody could do about it. And you know what, that would be a perfect place to hide the bodies becausely never find So we were top of the chopping block. One, two, three. No, Actually, I just walking in get out of Elvis said he wanted to talk to Tea. No way. How was your weekend would you do? Oh? Yeah, that that was a good change of subject. What do you do? I didn't do much? No much golf all the weekend. No golf, a lot of We're in high school football playoff time. I love Friday night lights. Oh man, that's awesome. I love your Does your kid play? No it you just go to watch football? I mean I I support our school. He's across. That's pretty creepy, scary. How was your weekend? It was great until I got the check for one for two drinks on Saturday night at a place called the King Cole Bar. Dude, Okay, so this place is apparently they invented the Bloody Mary. Back in like the nineteen thirties, there was a bartender that called they call it the red Snapper because it was offending the aristocrats of the time. It's this place of loungers and more like a club. No, no, no no, it's neither. It's at the St. Regis Hotel, which is a legendary New York So freak, give me some music for the same Regis Hotel. That's exactly the kind of very swank, very elite, and then you work in there. And I was just stopping by, like, oh my god, I've only heard about this place. I've read about it. I wanted to go in. So it was. It was all these fancy schmancy people wearing it was that were a lot more, worth a lot more than what I was so patisonic. Pete and I are hanging out called the King Cole Bar. People were they they give you nuts, they give you free nuts, you sit down and I too basic vodka drinks? How much the bill was? How much is the bill? Fucking fifty two dollars? Oh my god, and that's going that's a bill to a guy who hasn't paid a bill in years, years and years, So that must have been like fifty drinks. That was without the tip vodka Tito's. Tito's. They would never overcharge premium vodka number one. It was stolely stoly, that's craptly, I'm telling you. Can you imagine that each two drinks? I was beside myself. I'm like, no, wonder why people don't I mean, it was how to be a trap, But I'm like so, because this is the place that people have heard of and you want to show and have a drink there, you'll pay any price for a freaking drake. I think not. I'll never go back there again. All right, if you got ripped off over the weekend, we want to know what restaurant our club you got ripped off that drop us an email the off show at gmail dot com over the weekend, I just gonna play the piano all weekend. What else did you do? What else did you do? That's it? Oh my stud you pointed in my shoes. Let me see you got got some new Adidas? Yeah, scary hit it. If that's the highlight of my weekend, I did all weekend. I got a pair sneakers. Come on, he's in the classic guys, like the Amazon dot com. You know it's not called They're not called Adidas. You know that what called is right there? No, no, no, no, no no, it's it's actually pronounced Addi dots. That's like in Europe, you guys got the country. No, no no, not sorry, guys, every country in the world called them Audi Dos. But in America we somehow adopted the word Adidas, so we call them Adidas, but the correct pronunciation is can I tell you a great story about that? Well, we gotta be quick though. The World Cup was in the United States. Yeah, okay. I went to the World Cup draw in Las Vegas, and I'm waiting for a cab and I said to this guy. I go, hey, a guy, I go, hey, it's a nice Adidas you got there? And the guy turns around and he goes American ADUs. He walked away. And then can we find a real Can we find like a real representative of Adidas and find out like like legitimately we get somebody from their PR company, We're gonna tell you the same thing. Let's find out. Let's let's let's see if we can get somebody. Let's put on one of our new business Maybe they'll be a sponsor, sponsor the podcast. I call them whatever they want. I just think we put the rumors to bed. You know, this is not the first time we've heard this. Now, Paisana Pizzas telling us, you're telling us, let's get somebody from their company to call in and find out whether or not they really call it Adidas or he does. I thought we just figured that out. No, not, because we're a bunch of four youngs in the studio talking about that. Let's find up. I'll take a sonic Pete at his word. If he says it's adds, I believe him. I don't need any further verification. Oh my god, Scary. What's the song of the day. Um, we're gonna do chase you down? Hit it. I wanted to hear some run Aground. I always want to hear. And when we get back, we'll do somebody all business and then you'll tell your men's wearehouse stores. It's gonna be a fast podcast, hold out type guys. We gotta go for Rye. I got I'm calling you coming back in down, not chasing you down, Jason, you down close to think I figured you ideas you don't don't come now. I'm taking you down, taking you down, chasing you, chasing No. I love, that's like, let's chase you down. It's run Aground on the off air show Scary Greg t the ball freaks here and Panasonic piece. So I know we gotta go quickly because you have an appointment coming up. But yeah, real quick. The reason why we are going so fast, and I know that if you listen to us. You're like, why they flipping through, you know, flipping out today. I kind of like the pace though. I know you like because you want us to be in and done in quick. But I gotta get somewhere and it's important. I can't move the appointment. I gotta challenge. What happened? You were at a wedding the other day, so I'm not a wedding over the weekend. Talk about it well. By the way, Penisana Pete, you know he's talking my wife now on Facebook? What yeah you are? Yeah you are? Why how's that happening? It's okay. She puts up pictures and he comments on all of her, all of our photos. He's all over Tricia's Facebook page. I'm not kidding because you know, she's got the look that he likes. It's slightly and I have a special relationship. I believe they do. Actually I believe they do because she sees his comments. She comments back to him. They have like Conversations's wife looks like Mercia Tomay in my cousin video. She's got that look. She's yo, what Daliano? What's up? All right? So what would happen at this wedding. So I had a wedding with my cousin's wedding, and I had to rent the talks. Do you own a tux Penisana Pete? You do? See I should rent. I should own my own talks from now on. So I went to Men's Warehouse in Freehold, New Jersey, on Route nine in Freehold, right at the Freehold Mall with the Men's warehouse. I will never go there again. I hope that place crumbles to the ground. There's a guy, Stephen Cohen, their fashion manager that works there, completely mistreated me completely. They messed up my measurements. I got a touch three times a size. Then they told me that they should come back in the afternoon they would, you know, fix it up. When I came back at one thirty, they told me that that was there. Give me a jacket that was not even my touch jacket. I'm like, this isn't the one, and he goes, yes, it is. But not only that, they cut the sleeves down so low that it only went to like my forearms. I'm like this, and they said that that hey, here here, they sent you out into the world with that. You should show some white I said, you gotta be kidding me. My sleeves. I'm like, this doesn't fit me, so it didn't matter. So he goes, I will overnight one to you, and then they never overnight in it. Then the next the next day at the wedding, I called at eleven am before we're leaving for the wedding and everything, and I'm like, where's my touch jacket? And he says, we never put the order in so I so I luckily I thought it quickly, and I brought a black suit with me so i'd wear a black suit to a tux preferred wedding. Yeah. No, I'm telling you was talk bird. But that's a good example of why you should own a talk You're right, because why would you ever go where something that someone else wore. You're correct to the to the highest level fashion. You know what, I gotta tell you, You know what, You're really right. I I'm embarrassed that I I did not think enough for this wedding I had to go to in order to go buy when I should have, because it was that kind of an event where you don't want to wear somebody else, like I felt cheap going to this personal kind of an event. Whearing somebody else's talks. It's awful. So yes, I never got to talk. So there you go. Men's Wear House at the Freehold Mall in free Old New Jersey. They screwed me royally and I will never shop there again. I hate Men's Warehouse. I hate them, hate them, hate that. Having said that, what I will what I came to tell you guys, is that Men's Warehouse has decided to sponsorst never no no, no, no, well it will never happen now, alright, Well, let's do some old business new business which we want? You want first the old or the new? Oh my god business? New business't in a weekends a I kind of missed it. Pieces of old business of old business for both of y'all. Go. It's so um. You always tell me that that I don't book guests, right right, You haven't done a damn thing for the off Fair Show. Guess what has he done? But damn thing? Ball freak, what has he done? He's has scary done a damn thing for the off Fair Show. Well, I mean he's here when we do the podcasts. What else does he do? You mean, like outside of the actual business, what does he do for the affair, show presses the buttons, he plays the songs that you want to hear on the thing over there with the thing and the other thing. He does the thing with the thing. I hold it all together. You know, Vanilla, he's a taff young get them these a Nilla wait fers, Nilla way for anything else? Anything else's anything else's bogus? So what did you do for new show? Off for new businesses? Okay, so so yeah, I booked a guest for us. We make sure we're here next Wednesday, October. I'm sorry. November the two, No promises, November two, we have booked um from the vander Pump Rules. Oh stas from the shot one of the characters, don't do that? Yeah, exactly real from Stusie and Massimo. No vander Pump Rules. You know. The new season starts on Bravo Monday, November seven, at nine o'clock. He's calling in favors from his friends and Bravo. There. Hey, guys, you know these You know, I know Lisa is not gonna be here. She's gonna be on the West coast. You know, everybody elved Lisa vander Pump couldn't make it. Ste what do you know about went? You went a list right at the back? Thank you a list? And they say that the upcoming season of vander Pump rules of the chart chain scandalous stuff there, no, no, no, it's true though. You can your favorite vander Pump stars. He's one of them. I'm a big Jack's guy. Jacks you like Jack's all right? You? Maybe Panistonic Peak can give us a l a weekly up on the show. What about Wilhelm love it? No, he died in season more like so that's my old business. He's a big fan. That's my old business. Can Penistona Peak come on the show? Can you give us an up Wednesday? You'll be here all right? Are you really that big of a fan it? Oh my god, we need a week to prep for that. Man A right there you go chuck that off the list, just to talk. Hold on, you're the guy who cried with this is us? That is a couple of weeks. It's an emotional show. It really is, alright, Sorry, next week, next business. Next to old business, new business? How about Carluccio's. Are we doing a road trip to car If I want a good Italian food? Yea, I can like go five ten minutes away. I don't need to travel an hour and a half. You're not getting against Carluccio's. It's over three hundred sandwich you got, I got an idea for you. Why can't come up here and get us a spread? Why don't they come to us? Because you've got to go there to the store. You gotta get the experience. It's not about them bringing up food. It's about going into their seeing a sausages dangling from the Italian music. They're not about smelling the cheese. Let me show you what it's like when you walk in there. When you walk in there, immediately you hear the jingling on the door, tingling ling ling, dingling ling ling ling. And then you walk in, right, how's it because ding ding ling ling? Not no bull freak, not dingling, it's dingling. It's there. And then you got dingling because ingling. And then if you walk in and you try to think out a sandwich, all three other sandwiches at his one? Pa want a sandwich? Where is this guy a ringing with you? It's my friend scared, Joe scared. You're that guy? You want about d You want a coup of callant top they walk around the store and they give away cookies. You can get some of the or you can get those what are these what are those called ers? You have those those layered cookies. Guys, you drive an hour and a half. You know he want cookie. My idea, though, Panastana, is to bring them down, not during the week. Now, come on a Saturday. And did they go to my house? Afterwards? They help me work in my base? Oh? Now what get it? I'm reading I'm redoing my basement. So I can do some ways, Yes, so I can some out. Okay, So I think that you guys should for us to beef. I want to revisit this going to Carluccio's. But instead of going during the week, I want you guys to come down on a Saturday. He's trying to really early in the morning. Say you don't go to the house and work for six hours trying to rope us in. Why can't you guys help me I'm doing. I'm refurnishing my basement. Can we eat first at least gonna have some energy? Yeah, and then I need some work and I need to like there's a crawl space I need people to go into. We're gonna do some SMaL space. But you didn't pick me up on the side of the road and throw me in the back of a truck. Why don't you have to have somebody make a cral space. No, there is a crass space. I have to get in there. I need help going in. I don't come on myself. What if there's a specialist in there? There probably is myself. So let me have friends come over to help me go into a crawl space. I'm afraid to go in the lunch. I will buy you guys launch a Carluccio's and then after that you go to my house and then we're gonna do some work about one better. I'll buy you guys lunch not to go. Come on, all right, I want you gus to rethink about that. I want you guys to come down to Carlucco's with me and rethink about hanging out and working in my basement. Be my boys. I can use the extra help you home. I do, but I'd rather use the two of you guys like the original. You know, are you saying that you won't help me out? Scary? For well, no, dude, are you kidding me? Don't you have that tool kit? That your father gave you that you never opened. It's never been up ron. You won't come help me. I'll help you. You help me during the hurricane. That's what I can do is help you bury the bodies. And that I can't help him when he had hit my hurricane Sandy. I helped him out. You guys got to come down to my hair, all right. Speaking of Oh and I owe Scary a little bit of money. You do you bucks? Two cyclones game? I owe him money his family and my family with a sweet with food and drinks and everything like that. And we had a great time. And that was over about was that two months ago? Okay? So the bill was like five hundred bucks down the outstanding bill. So I put the whole thing, the rest of it on my credit card. Five and now you owe me money. I will pay you by the end of the week. I promise I'll pay you live on the off air show No interest, shut up. I like the longest scary Maybe you could work it off at his house. Yeah, that's a we first work off? All right? What's next on our list? Scary list? All right? So we want we have us Mac Weldon did our first sponsor, how about that the show officially on board. You welcome. Thank you so much to us, Vivian Perry, not as a pete though, to Mark Anastasia for getting that done. They locked it on them too. Yeah, they signed the contracts it Ron Scalzo. We will tell you the whole story of how the whole thing really happen, because, in all honesty, boll Fred, you did hang out with the owner and then you had some drinks with them. Sponsor coincidence, It wasn't. Because we need all of our army, are all our fair heads to start throwing away their underwear because they're about to buy some new ones from my friends at MAC. Well, we'll talk about that, not just yet, wait till they officially. We want we want to get a little spike, a little bump in the business when they come on the Wait. So we're gonna wait, We're gonna impact. It's gonna impact on the day at their first time. I go, all right, So there you go. We're pretty much done for today. I'm sorry we had to rush through it, but we have a lot of fun things coming this week. This week we're gonna book a guy that knows everything about toys. He's coming in here tomorrow and they'll show us like this, he's got a new rubber band gun. He shoots rubber bands across the room. So we can play a game with him tomorrow. Yeah, well, so we'll put a bullseye on us. What is this? What can you do? Weird talents on your list? I think it's time that we get somebody up here that can like burp for an hour, who can like fart the A, B C s. You know somebody that's you got a freakish talents? We should bring him on the show. So if you're a freakish talent, email us at the first show at gmail dot com and we'd love to book you on the show. Our friends share from Share knows she'll be coming in on Thursday. Is that share? But on Thursday? On Thursday we'll get By that time, we should have something to talk to her about that that needs Yes, you want, I want to know what cool designer shampoo or deodor and our men wearing today? How about could help me us start that she can actually do that? Oh my goodness, that was the most rushed podcast effort. We'll see you them on the All Fair Show. I kind of liked it. Just watch me now. I just watch me now. I got some f Now, friend, you won't believe you. Just watch me now. I just watch me. I get some fine fun you you want. Just watch me now