Sept. 6, 2016

The Off Air Show 'The Boys Are Back In Town' - Ep.56

The Off Air Show 'The Boys Are Back In Town' - Ep.56

Ep.56 - The guys recap their vacations; we name our fandom; Bald Freak's new vacation song

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand Presents. Off Air Show is Scary Jones and Greg te coming in here a splitting dashabowl number we got, Yeah it is. I'm so nervous today, you guys nervous na I have like nervous energy. Nervous. It's more like pent up anger. You're telling what's going on? Telling? We are trying to go from worst to first in a hundred episodes, and we got the fair Show. You can email us at the fair Show at gmail dot com, A fair show at gmail dot com and um get us on Facebook at the off Fair Show. Yes that one. Yeah, we'll do more active on our Facebook page. No ship when we go Facebook live. Waited till we get enough people from Facebook live. We you don't have about two thousand fans right now, and we have Instagram at the Offair Show and Twitter, same thing. I gotta be dude, this is a hot show man. There's a lot of hype behind their show. There really is. I'm saying, gotta be honest, gotta be on. I'm not gonna is coming from this room. You know what, man, Listen. I listened to a good show on serious satellite radio the day called Richard Cavino. This show is better than that, Richardo. You know those guys A lot of watch Rich Davis. I don't know that last name. I just know Richard Cavino whatever he was like former roommates. Okay, well, you know what, he should really do something else than be a DJ for a living because he shows sucks compared to this show exactly. They didn't do the show. They talk like that and everything. Seriously, I can't believe this. Please that show. Davis is one of my best friends. I feel bad for you that, you know what, that show can't hold a candle to the office. Are you crazy? Come on now, stop starting doesn't either get on board with the affair show what happening a positivity? Listen forget about happened to? Like? Hey, what about what happened to? Like not talking about the pier in negative ways? Listen, man, you gotta be one of our boys. If you're not gonna stick up for the show, then you shouldn't be a part of the show. This show is better than the Rich Coveno show. Stops that show sucks. Don't make statements stuff for the show. And Steve Cavino a good friend of mine. Rich Davis, a great friend of mine. Why why are you bringing about great friends? Which was my roommate for several call of years. He slept in my rotten bed. He slept in my rotten bed. I gave you that bed and you brought him into be If that's the same guy we're talking about to be your roommate and he slept in my rotten bad what are you talking about him like you replaced him. I don't know him like that. I don't know him like that. You're familiar with him, And listen, they have a wonderful show. I'm promoting them. In fact, after you listen to our podcast, why would you want to promote somebody else's show by bringing them up in the first It was all you wasn't premeditating. I bet you a lot of out listeners to this podcast. Listen, they're shavvy enough to listen to the Rich and Coveno Show, because I would hope not. Let's you know what at one hundred two two zero one such a mock. I'm just saying, listen, guys, we are back. I'm really excited for the show. The very first thing out of his mouth is our buddies. No, I said, I heard a show over the vacation and I had that happened to be the show I didn't even know there was. It was Richie show. I'm just saying that our show is better than that show. That's right. Compared to that show, this show is so much better. He's coming tough, he's gotta come. You calls to get to it a little bit. But first we were back, Yes we are. I'm not known us for the seventies. Star filled this today. Good choice, scary opening it up right now. You just got fed today. That boy haven't changed, had much to see. But man, I still think them cats a quizz They were asking if you were around, how you was, where you could be found. I told them you were living downtown, dropping all the old man quizzons a wagon town to back in town, back in town. Do you guys hear that in your in your cars listening? Yes, get the stereo separation. One guy says the boards your back in town. It's coming out of your left per talk. The other guy on the song is coming out of the right speaker. That's true stereo separation. You know that chick us the dance a scar and what you guys, what you really listen. They also have jail break. They do the night. This is going to going to be a jail break. I only know this one song. I didn't even know. I'm saying, let it go, what one chick? I think everybody to tell everybody in Yeah, this guy is still alive. Freak. Come on, chest plump, chest puff chest bucks. Oh my god, you guys backwards on each other? Can we worry your back to today? The guitar, the eats, back to back guitar. You guys gotta you gotta do that thing where they share the same microphone, even though there's seven microphones on stage. You guys round, got back down. They gotta share. They gotta share the microphone. All right, let's share it almost like you're not to kiss. But why do we do what we said? I never understood that, by the way, I never uder said why, especially like hair metal bands from the eighties and nineties, like why don't John bon Jovi and Richie Sambora have to share the same microphone When they say expression of brotherhood, it's an expression of camaraderie, my friends, And you want to tell about that behind you, your golden chalice board over there here its round the ball. They looked like idiots. These two are bald freak and greg T are literally sitting there and they were. They had these fake air guitars going back to back, singing into the same microphone. But I gotta be honest, it felt close to me. Then, Yeah, I did I miss you? Asked questions. You know you didn't know I missed you. You asked quenches, asked quenches. You guys are asked quenches. Yeah, you missed me that much? All right, listen when you missed me so much? But yet this is the this is the text I got from me yesterday. I don't need any more stressed dude. All right, we're gonna get into that. Enjoying my day and I have a draft tonight. Football's Fantasy's right, it is. There's something you needed. So it sounds like you really missed me, Gregg T, I did miss you, And we will get into that a little bit. But right now, zero one hundred, we're talking to who's this done? The dark Man? Dark Man? The first time I got very cool, because you know what we do is every single day, either scaring myself or Walford will tweet out the number one two zero, one hundred, which tells you guys that we're live in the studio recording the author show. That's every this time. The system works. Apparently it works. Yeah, so what's going on? How is your living a weekend? Dark Man? Nice? What's your what's your drink of choice? A dark manes and coke? Hey, dark Man, you ever drank Lone Brown? Here you go? Yeah, we've never We've never tried lone Brow. We don't even know if it's still on the market yet. We have no idea. We're hoping they grab some lone Brown. Just try this thing. You know. You know who really loved Tennessee? Who God rest just so? Who liked Hennessee? Who's that favorite rapper? Who like Hennessey? Beast device? No no no in Brooklyn? Non? Hey, dark Man, where are you from? Nice? From Long Island? Where are you? Where are you right now? What do you do for a living? Right now? Nice? Were skipping the most important question of all? Why are you called the dark Man? Yeah? Why are you dark Man? Well? My favorite rapper? Just use that hold on? Yeah yea yeah, yeah, you like what what what dark Man? You don't know? Dark Man? Get a little Woody. I think check this out. Make me go yeah, yeah, don't y'all won't make me lose my cool. Yeah, I have to bring it to you. It's gonna be quick. You made it in the job before something the catch you get done, come quick, and you find yourself staring at the roof of the church. Hey, dark man, so tell the chief, my god, dark man, what's your deal? Man? Are you married? Divorced? You gets you got a girlfriend? What's the deal? What all ther prom That's a man that's been around and you know, dark Man, you did mention dmx um. I know it's not Christmas time or anything, but did you ever hear dmx do Rudolf the red Nose rein Deer saw it posted on the we tied we we did post on the website. I gotta give the listeners this is one of my favorite things of all time. I know it's all I'm sorry. September already, wow, September guys. Although it says Monday, August twenty three on the sheet that great tea gave what kind of light down? Okay, okay, I did listen. It's our first tape back. I forgot to change the day. I gonna change the days and for you, dark man, as guy, we fade you off into the sunset. This is USO DMX doing you know Dasher coming? If you bid and listen, what do you recall the most famous made hevable friend those raindeer out of every side. He knows books and if you ever saw him, you would even say it. Close hold of the other raindeer used to left all n they never left? Four rude off anyway digames? Then can we just one more question about darkness? So dark man, one last question? So where are you presently at in your in your life? Because you said you're all above married, divorced? Girlfriend? Were you at now? Girlfriend? Got you? Now? Why'd your marriage end up? Divorce? Who cheated on who? What happened? What kind of question is that? Let's find out cheating you? Why did it not? Did you cheat on you with somebody you knew? No? Actually, damn that bitch unbelievable. Alright, alright enough he had again he's full of testosterone today. Listen, Are you over it now? Are you still? Are you still upset about it? Nice? Are you know what? Dark man? Hold on? I'm gonna get your your address. I'm gonna send you an affair T shirt. You know how this story ends. You've seen this movie before, Darkness, that progress going with that man, dark Man. You're on the off air show. Who's this? This is Nolan? How you doing? What's it Nolan? Nolan? It's no. I hope a vacation. We did Actually we didn't even talk about that yet, but we will. Nolan, What are up to? Why why are you calling us right now? Nolan? Of course I have to call you guys. I just love the show up right now? On football draft? Oh really, fantasy football drap. Nolan plays a lot of fantasy football. Nolan. How many drafts are you involved in? Over under eight? Under A. I'm actually in five right now, exactly five right now? He still has two more dames time does Yeah? Seriously, I mean I'm in three leagues. I'm gonna pick him league. I'm in the Locks league, and I'm in a big fantasy football league, which with Snooky's husband. By the way, why why are you name Why would you name drop that? Because he's awesome dude, and does he have a name. We had the draft at their house. Let me tell you something. They got Johnny he Johnny what kind of house they got n house. Oh my god, they built, they built their dream house, and we had the draft there. They catered, he catered. The whole thing. Was Johnny. Oh no, Johnny, not Johnny, Johnny, Johnny john was the difference that Snooki's husband wants to ask a question. We're talking about from Jersey. No one would like to ask a question. Guy Nolan, Wait, wait, let me get the street. Is the name of his fancy football sea cookies or something like that. Stop that don't make fun. He's a good guy, and so was man So was Nicole. But oh he calls her Nicole. He calls her Nicole. Nicole policy right, Nicole. No, it's the law. She there got the draft as well. Was she there? No, she was upstairs with the kids? Are formerly? This is no? This is it? Johnny has his own man cave. The Manzos were there. We had Chris Manzo on our show. Chris Manzo was there, and Albie Manzo was there. When is Chris there? Is Chris Manzo ready for me to set him up with Lulu Lemon Lauren. I don't know if he wants to be set up with anybody. He doesn't need your help. Dude, it sounds familiar, doesn't Dude? Are you freak? But you know what, Nolan greg T has this terrible, terrible addiction for hooking single up with Lulu la What's right? What do you her pimp? I think that she's she's twenty seven years old, she's gorgeous, and she's got a lot going on she If she does, then why does she need you to help her pimp her out? Nolan? Are you single right now? Nolan? He's a pimp. Yes, that's why he's in five Fantasy leagues and gonna be six. So Nolan, how old are you? Nolan? You would you like us to set you up with Lulu Lemon Lauren? I'll think about it's an older woman, that's what I appreciate. I appreciate, but why why would you want to think about? Why would you want to just jump on? Because he's five and he just wants to smash. He doesn't want a Girlfriend's all right? We'll tell you what, Nolan, I'm gonna find out. I'm gonna talk to Lua Lemon Lauren. I'm gonna finds go on a date with you, and if she does, then Scared will pay for it. With most gift cards. That's great. Hey, I have a good question for the show's going off of fantasy football. What do you think is the funniest fancy football team name you've come across? Scary loves naming these things? Well, last year I was because of the Bill Cosby scandal. I was the Cosby Sleepers in back two of my leagues. And you know what, I had to fight a guy. I had to fight a guy. The punning props and the Sleepers. Give me Cosby already, give me the Cosby Shop. You gotta Cosmy, hold on, do it, hold on, do it. In a second, he's gonna give you the cons eating the news. He's got some kind of arrangements. So what's going on in Philly? You can't sei Cosby sho go give it a co show. Why don't you have some jellow pudding pop. I'm gonna mix you a Bill Cosby plot. That's fat Albert, that's really cosmy. You got a roof today? You got a roof today out. Your characters an't fat out, but he did, he did, he did. He even mushr mouth too. He eat but bared badly. There we go. I don't think it's the team, It's no you gott and I'm gonna sing song. Dude's gonna say here and I want a single thong? Boys, you stiff, you leg to freak here have the bunch now be starts the Bang Learning Army Show. While we do, I think where is this is? Will be coming out to it must cosy and not care for you? Is that an AM radio version of that song? Listen and thank you for calling. We got to go to one more call before Ballfree's got to take a break because you's working in the air at the off air shows. Hello. Hi, what's your name? A Hubby us today? Hi? Guys, how are you? What are you doing? Hoby? We've missed you, guys, Hobby, We've missed you too. No. I was trying to call a few weeks back. I was sitting on the beach and then it was a day that you guys didn't have a show, So I did you get to talk to you? What can you tell the one? What do you love about this show besides ball Free? Rani, because we know, we know you have a thing. I still do have a crush on Ronnie. Ronnie, I loved your tribute to your uncle that you that's right, Thank you, very Could you could you catch us up on what that is? My uncle passed away on Labor Day weekend eight years ago, so I wrote a little something online about him, and I guess I'll be read it. That's very I did read it was great. He was one of those special people in my life. You know, we all have like a couple of people like that. We have trouble expressing my feeling. There's two people special people in this room with me right now. But I don't mean in that in that sort of way. Really interesting though, but you know I don't I don't do that on Facebook for some reason. I have so much trouble posting serious stuff on social media and I don't know why. I don't know if it's a problem with me. I don't know if I'm in a minority here. But you know, you pour you you pour your heart out on He has a great writing style. I appreciate that we grew together. We have the same teacher. I do it. You know what happened to you and Hobby? Let me tell you we noticed that about ball freak. That's what you brought him into the podcast where like we need somebody it's clever, need someone prolific. Yeah, and there's prolific keep going and we could do this and outdated and outdated in his musical styles. So, Hobby, what else do you like about the afairship? Remember? I like, I really like like your random craziness. It just you know, I just like, I just crack up the whole time I listened to you. Listen, thank you, thank you. You know. Okay, if we have another call that strokes, how are you going you know how? That would be great. I feel bad I've taken all these compliments. No, Hobby, you know what, we're going to send you out an off Greg. Come on, you told me that last time, and then you hung up on me. You didn't even put me on home to get my address. Your what a scumbag? You know what? Are you just going to send you flowers now? And yeah, that would be nice? He owes you flowers. Okay, you're gonna have great tea because, by the way, one of the things that have come out of the studio are flowers. He's come through with the flowers. So so because you hung up on Hobby last time, you were now going to set our flowers And how did we want to know when they reach your house. Okay, okay, and it's kind of great Tea's pocket because we don't have a budget yet. That's just on Twitter with my address. It goes down in the deer Um. I wanted to just say something that I listened to your last um podcast. I think was that the one where Scary was Apollo gizing for not having a podcast or something, and I just want to say that, you know, if people are true fans of your show and the big show, that they would know that you have other things going on. And I don't think you owe anybody an apology if you don't have a show. I mean, people have to understand other things go on. And I think that guy was a big dickhead for saying that. That guy wasn't what say it again, hugging dickhead man. Nothing. Here's the problem by going off on a rant. We didn't We didn't give anybody a podcast that day. All we did was give them air our dirty laundry. So I mean, you know, and I kind of feel bad that that's how we went out that day. It was pretty pretty awful. I thought that hugging that awful. I mean, I'd like listening to it, but I was like, why why are they apologizing to people? You guys don't know anybody in explanation, I mean, it's probably your business, you know, and if everybody was a big fan, they wouldn't know that those It's because these guys care so much, right, Yeah, this is their life to them, the great Team's life. He goes home and he's like, I can't wait to do another podcast. I'm home with my wife and my kids that I gotta get out of here and get back into another podcast. Boys are back in town, man, Boys are back in town. Hobby, Thank you very much for calling it for real. Obviously I knew we did you guys. I heard your theme song for a commercial for the Golf Channel, the affair show theme they store our music? Isn't that yours? No? No, I know we took we took a popular song and we bastardized it. So it's probably that same song that is hopefully getting sold to Uh who is it an airline or a car commercial? Watching watching the Weather Channel, and then they had a commercial for the Golf Channel that we shout out to shout out the band? What was the name of that band? We have to look it up. So we took we took somebody else's music, which was just and then we are Ronnie the little remix on it. But yeah, so it looks like the off channel picked it up. I bet you. I bet you the Golf the Golf Channel actually found that by listening to our podcast. To believe that, don't believe watch believe it. I do believe it. You believe they found out by by listening to our show, our podcast, they stolen from us. Yeah, it was like they're playing Ronnie's music. Why would they do that? I was just I was I only work here. I was only following orders that is by the Phantoms. That our theme song is by the Phantoms and it's called watch Me, and that's the song we used featuring. So the song was again the song is called watch Me and it's the Phantom featuring. Because I keep thinking for you, Ronnie, and I'm like, I love listening to that at the end of the podcast because it's me right, yeah, yeah, no, Hobby loves you. Bobby. Why don't you just seriously, why do you hook up? Taking married? Every great day? Guy? Well, I was an abrupt hang up. I didn't know that the phones made that noise anymore. Click, no, it would click after it was a hard Yeah, that's what phones do. I like her passion though, like she really got mad at people, that got mad at us and everything. I like that, Like that's the kind of listeners that we have here the air Show. She could be the leader of our army. I would vote. You know what if we had a fan club, what would it be called? You know, Rihanna has Rihanna Navy, and then Ariana Grante has the Arianaders, and then tell he has the Swifties, the believers, and so turned into what would you could be? Right? And it's the air Show. The show offs the air heads off on air heads like air heads, like your heads, like air heads, fair heads, fair heads, fair heads, dude, I was born. That's what it is now. Music, Give me Bob, give me bond for the fair heads mans and what do they say? Off? What you can smoke? You can do and you can really do is smoke? Fine? What are you can singing? Had a song? Isn't smoking in a ball smoking? Let's get a spe five all right, let's sell five done and done. Let's getta spells five twice? I love twice the off air what is it off off? Air heads? Like air heads? You're like air heads? No, offfair just airhead. That was a movie though, when you're not condoned smoking pot, you know what Bull fries right though? Air Heads was a movie with Fraser, right, he's such a movie guy who was in the movie, Brendan Fraser, Brendan Frady right, Adam Sandler. Yep, there was a third guy was uh no, you know that wasn't it the guy from Laverne Shirley back in the day. What's his Michael McKean is in it, Lenny for and it's about a band that wants to get their song on the radio. I think I saw real quick. I wanted to talk about a vacation because you know, we did have a long vacation. Yes, I love first she did so exciting. I found Scary Jones Paradise at Atlantis, hung out at the Cove, my favorite place, and the pool there. They came at the Cove. Oh yeah, I love it so much because there's no kids allowed. Is that is it? Terrible? Children? I love children. I love my nephew Lucas. Just hey listen. The day before that, I went to the Bahamas. Greg T's kids got together with my, my nephew, my family. We went to the Brooklyn Cyclones game. We throughout the first pitch. Thanks for we need to talk about the first pitch. It is kind of wrong that you did invite boll freak. Yeah, you don't know your family or anything. It's all right, so good shut up. It was nice hanging out. I hung out with Tony and Rosanne. Don't we got wet show? Yeah, so it was fun. Um, I bounced the pitch. It was really bad. You want to talk about I'll bounce you, bro bounce bounced that. It was awful. It was awful, awkward, Like Scary gets up on the pictures mound. Right. They first they announced our names. Give me, give me, give me. The announcer, come on, come on, we'll take you back to where from Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. Give it up for the forty five ft man scary shoe. The crowd screams, right, So Scary and I walk out. We walk out to the We walk out to the mound. After and through they gave us. They gave us we already gets like a signature ball for the first pitch, right and so so so, so Scary goes. You know, you don't see because he's smiling and he doesn't want the audience to seek as the cameras are on ut. So Scaries like he's smiling. He's like, this is one you the first pitch, Get the first pitch and I go, come on, none they said your name for you go so father, because the cameras on u se you know, so they're seeing us on the big screen in the back in the outfield. So Scary has to go first. So he grows and he throws the ball into the dirt. Oh behind, he hit the backstop. It were done before you started. Because you lack of confidence. You don't even want to throw the mill. It was a hot August day and the ball was sticky. Here he's sticky. My hand too long and I went down into the ground. Nolan Ryan Ever said that when he was at there on the mound, sorry, the ball was sticky. Was a hot day. And then after he throws in the dirt, he says to me, he goes, come on, he goes, throw to the dirt for me, throw to the dirt. He wanted you to sabotage to make him look less bad. So you know, if you ever google, guys, gotta google YouTube. Gary Delat from The Howard Stern Show. Probably the worst pitch first pitching history. He's been a bunch followed closely by an awful one he threw. He threw the ball straight and it went left. I'm not even kidding. So anyway, that still doesn't make you look better just because they threw the ball poorly, you know, speaking don't you just try? Why why don't you like do a couple of tosses before you? I did not because this is like a regular thing for you. Now, this's like, isn't like the second or third time you've bounced the first pitch? Yeah, he's gotta get a reputation the first time I threw it over the casher's head. But anyway, the Unhappy Medium. The long story short is, we spent some dates the days with my in time with my nephew. I love kids, so what I'm about to say. But then we went over to the can So I went went to the Bahamas the day next day and then no kid to the pool and I loved it. And there was a DJ spinning over the pool. Scary, it was scary. Jones action. Come on, petty, the picture paradise. Have you ever been to the Cove? Yes? One, so great? Right, I still listen for those of you that haven't been to the Cove. Right when you get there, it's an exclusive area. There's all cabanas, there's a heat of girls are walking around, all those like Kim kardash everybody thinks they are some of the gold gold sunglasses. And it wasn't that. It's like a couple of steps below a Vegas style. I will say it was lit. It was like was lit. You got to the fact that you would say it's lit is enough for me to go to the DJ. The DJ was spinning DJ spinnings of eleven Drakes, no less than eleven Drakes song minimum at that. But okay, so the pool is bouncing, people hanging out in it. You know, the drinks are flowing. The lower brow they deal. You don't want me to tell you something. They deal outdoor black jack, so you know I have gambling. Ye, so it just for you and outdoor casino. They bring your food to the lounge chairs. It's like they built this place chest for you. They did fancy drinks right to the pool. I don't have to get out of the pool, and I want I signal to the waitress, can you give me my my teitos and soda right here at the pool? And then as the afternoon goes the energy goes up. A couple of girls became topless tollers. But everybody was having a good time. And then just a hundred feet away, that's stints everywhere Stints and Todler's hundred feet away give it away. You can go into. You see the whitest sand, the whitest sand, the most beautiful crystal clear water. You can see down to your feet with the fish going by, and it was like swimming in bathwater. There were no waves in the pool. I hate waves, Did I tell you I hate waves? Waves have to waves? It was it was literally everything you could ask for. Colergits everywhere. My girl was with me. This girl your girl, no, absolutely, you know. And I was good too. And it's with the snapchats. I'm not gonna lie, not a little crazy. I had so much. It was. It was a good time. It was a great vacation, was relaxing. And then I came back to this. Did you hit it hit? How many times you hit it? Over vacation. Come on, tells how many times you hit it. I'm not even going there. I have way too much respect. You're in a seven day vacation, exactly. You're drinking. How many times you hit it? How many times you hit it? There? Not gonna answer. I don't want to know. Thank you. But my ask going back to what you said before, you hate the waves. Why don't you go in the water. You never go in the water because I'm ruined because I've been I've been going to places like a Ruba, and I've been going to the to Miami, and I go to places even the West coast, the Pacific Ocean. You don't go in the water. When we weren't swim he was the one guy. He was on the shore like like a seal, watching the rest of us. It was too cold. It was too cold Tito's vodka. You idiot. So I'm sorry, So you know you know, bald faith To answer your question, Yes, I love the ocean. I love water. I love the Mediterranean. I've been the Mediterranean. I like the Caribbean the water. But I'm the pirate of the Caribbean. Yeah, I am a pirate of the Caribbean. So yeah, so is my. The water needs to be like at least eighty degrees and no waves, and they have the perfect water. The first perfect I agree with. When when Tris and I were there with the kids, it was a little different, gut. We had to drop the kids off at like some like day camp there and then we can go to the coach drop your kids off the pool. We take the kids and we're like, we signed up for this thing. We're like, yeah, you're gonna love, You're gonna live. We set the kids away for like five hours, and then we went over to the cove, hung out, had some drinks, and then of course I'll admit it, wait, hit it. It was so nice. He's not ashamed to say it. Yeah, that's yeah, break out. You don't know how to do it? Right now? Bring it over it. That's right, that's right, that's right, because when I hit it, I admit I hit it. So I hit it attractive alright, So visual I can't get out of my head right now. What did you do of a break dude? I had a great time, for real. So I met up with a lot of friends of mine that I haven't seen from high school, from way back when it was great. So back in the day, me and these guys should always hang out. And now they got older, so we all went out. We we we went golf in a will bit, we had some beers and then that's it, and I pretty much spent a lot of time with the kids. We took them to UH six Flags, we went down to Hurricane Harbor, took them to the Jersey Shore and then actually at night I I caught these two brand new TV shows that nobody's watching. I gotta tell you all about it. So the two new TV shows that I suggest that you guys watch, you're gonna love it. The one is on HBO and it's called The Night Of and it's getting incredible reviews. If you guys have been seeing The Night Of, please email us at the Afair Show at gmail dot com drop us a line with the other one. And the other one is called Preacher and that's on AMC. Fantastic Preacher is so gory. These are shows, brand new shows. Nobody's watching. Preacher like never before seen. You gotta see it. I want you to check it out. And also check out The Night Of on HBO. Those are two shows that I begs yet and it's on my tea. I'm not watching ballers. Have time. Man, you gotta watch ballers, please. I beg of you, even ball freak sawballers. You need to watch ballers. How you're a vacation ball freak. It was I eight, you know, I had a little staycation. We got we gotta staycation. I lost my wallet. Oh my god, that is mercury and retrograde until September twenty second. What does that mean? Does that mean that like everybody gets left up? Or is it just me? No, it's just what does that work? I think that you're not supposed to use technology. You're not supposed touch buttons and things touch me there, don't touch me every day. So I gotta tell you, losing a wallet that's gotta be worse than actually the second only to losing your phone. At this point, yes, I was thinking about that. I said, what's worse than losing my wallet? Right now? And losing my phone would be the worst thing. You know what als I heard? It's it's losing my religion is a yeah, it's a great song. Yes, yeah, losing my religion. You gotta do that. My parents came over for the weekend. Michael Stipe. Where is today? He's around to make music? I believe they do. Yeah, I don't think they had come on. Give me the thing. I cut a tree with my dad. Cut down a tree in the backyard. We cut a whole tree now with a hand song. We did it like you did. We broke the tree down with our bare hands, breaking really well. I have in my backyard there's one tree that's kind of like strangling the other like living wildlife. It had to come it had to come down, had to come down, so we had we took it down. Is it much better now in the backyard there? It's nice now. But the problem is my dad was there for the weekend and then he leaves the tree debris in the backyard for me to cut up. So there's a huge mess of a jungle and thorns and trees in my backyard. So if you guys want to come over after the podcast, chop it up with some with some hack saws and some action axes and some saws and stuff, barbecue in the backyard. We should throw an affair show barbecue in the backyard. Yes, down to cut my tree down, everybody must must actually take a few chops at the Wood. I got a great joke, father's son joke. Great father son joke, so too. It's a father bull and a sun bull and at the top of the hill, right, and they're looking down at the bottom of the hill. And the one son the want the sun bull, he says to dad. He goes, He says, Dad, what do you say? We run on down there? And he says, he sees all these like call these cows, you know, So what do we run on down there and cuff one of them cows? Right, you know? And then all of a sudden, the father bull, he says, the sun bull. He goes, son, what do you say? We walk down and we cuff them all there. It's a lesson to be learned. What else did you do? Something else I did that was really cool? Was you know, you know while we were away, the Great Geane Wilder passed away. Yea, but ye Willy Wonka died and I did um a night at ray Your City Music Hall. They screened Blazing Saddles and mel Brooks did like a whole Q and A and that was really cool. What about Willy Wonka, Well he's dead, bro, Yeah, but that's Willy Wonka. Well he was in Blazing Saddles too. Come on, nobody remembers from that what they know from Willy Wonka. That's where already knows him from your audience knows him from Willy Wanting. Right, Maybe that's fine, but you know Willie Wanta came out before those other movies, right, No, I had no idea what happy remake version. He played some weird Airhead song before, and now he's taken the Charlie and the Truck Tim Burton song. Come on, get it right. I'm with you a world of your imagination and you'll see into your imagination he was. I love Geane Wilder. I missed him already. What else was he in Young Frankenstein? The podcast the producers? Hello? What he was? Because what about on the movie? You are an idiot? You know how many times you listen you call me schmuck. I've been listening to somebody these podcasts back. You must call me schmuck three times the podcast? The question? Does that? He already said it twice on the podcast. Why are you ask him a third time? Why do you keep calling people schmuck? Do you call suck all the time? Because all you want to do? The reason why this freaking podcast is so long? As because you retried the same information. Well, I don't. I don't want to be called the Schmarck. He called her shock every day he freak says, something's going out there a song you can first, bull freak as we have to leave this podcast of forty one minutes? Are we when we go out? Are we gonna play the music we couldn't play? Yeah? We do? No, No, Well, now you're gonna play with the music. I think we're really gonna end with bald. Somebody wants to know about song the phantoms. Okay, let's just end with the song and without a song, and then we're gonna peace out. Really want gay back from our vacation and we're back back back one of us pop bottles to the smoke crack, back from our vacation on the Fair Show. Anybody listening on my Heart Radio, anybody listening, Well, Greggy, lose your ship. Anybody listening. We'll scare you throw a fit. I did to be here with these new clowns. I tune your bit head bucks, tend bucks, I'll give you. So what am I doing with my life? What am I doing with my life? And show What am I doing with my life? Is this the best I can do? What am I doing with my life? In my life? What am I doing with my life? Is this the best I can do? To do with these two? Welcome back everybody. Wal Freak gets him awesome and that was so freaky cool. Bro. Come on, Christa, I love you. There's just the phantom is for you right here. As we blave you glory money, wal Freak. That was the greatest thing ever. You vote that for us? I like to I enjoyed it. Thank you. My entire vacation working. 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