The Off Air Show - 'The Belated V Day Gift' - Ep.112

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Speaker 1: Gosh, what are you talking about? Elvis Durrand presents The off Air Show is Scary Jones and Great Tea Episode one twelve, yea fair show. Hi, I'm scary. Yeah. I kind of like bull Freak better. I like the broadcast full, I like I like break You like both both freaking better this way? No, Hello, hello home, Thanks McFly, thanks McFly. Great. This is the guy right here now. Guys running the show doesn't know where my microphone is over there. Captain Whack is full of fact. I gotta take it. Does not take much to set off the Bulton freak. He does. You're you've been how long have you been in radio? Something? You want for something? This is You're not too much to ask to put my microphone on where the podcast begins. You know you're not gonna get perfection here. That's where around the end, and that's why people love us. Do you want radio basic bitch one on one to put my microphone on. This is not about perfection, my friends. You want perfection. You got the the Elvis d ran Morning Show polished machine exactly, we are right. Poorly polished is not. You don't have any problem. Put Elvis is Mike on right. Well, Mike, you got a problem. Well, you know that's what I get. I get paid the Medium bucks for you put Elvis mic Medium's enough booty for you can always get in touch with at the off Air Show. You can Twitter and on Instagram and the Affair Show at gmail dot com The off Air Show. Yeah, and we'll let you know next time. We're taking phone calls, so you can call us at one. Tell all your friends, man, tell all your friends. Let's not keep us a secret. It's right, all your jugs and tollers, tell them all how your friends and your your yard own right right today, we want to talk about the bull that ran wild and means unbelievable local story. Also a share nose will be here in just a little while. Yeah, and we actually have to present it with something. I actually brought a gift. I'm gonna present it with something. Yeah, great, t you you brought up cheeseburgers. Before we continue, can you put my freaking keyboard on? Bro? What what is wrong with you? Do? We're not we're not polished? What is wrong with you? Yea? What is wrong with you? For? What if if my microphone is not on and my keyboard is not on, then, trust, why don't you just stick it the knife and my kidney and just let me bleed out of the floor over here, You're dressed like some soldier from the TV show Mash. This is my this is my offer from Aliens, the movie Aliens, my private Hudson outfit. You know you really, I'm telling you unbelievable game over man, who do is complain? By the way, I'm sorry, but those T shirts went out like fifteen years. Look like the guy from Mash. Remember that old seventies show Mash Clinger? Ye, cling clingers that so you look like Clinger was the transvestite guy that I don't know got me? Yeah? Who was he? He was? I wouldn't say it was in a transvest I know. He just he was very utable club he was flim buoyant, a little bit flimboyant, that's all. Yeah, well he was. Yeah, he dressed up in women's clothes. So what that doesn't mean I don't do that. Yeah, that's what a transvest that is someone who messes up in women's clothing like it does not know. Yes, yes, that a cross dresser. Yes that is lost dresser. That's what it is. Oh, you don't like. That's the same term. It's the same thing. I don't mind wearing women's clothing. I would wear women's panties. I would wear women's roaring right now. It doesn't bother me. I'll wear my pink my pink slippers. I'll do that. You're a clinger. I could be clinger. I'm I'm Cliff Huxtable. It wouldn't this shaddest theme one, isn't It called suicide is painless? The song that's the name of the song. It's called suicide It's painless. The actual version is in the movie I'll look out here he goes rona ahead, take it away the movie with who's in the movie? Donald Sudd and Elliott Goulds. Everything about every TV show. My knowledge of movies has been when I was a kid, whatever TV show was on TV, and then we went off the air, and then this one came on this team I get depressed. Did she the helicopter flying away? And that seventies? You know when I got the pressure. I agree. This music brings back memories, but not because that it makes me depressed. Because before they had the NFL football package on Direct TV, all you ever got was the Jets and Giants. If you live in the Tristate area, if you happen to live in like a Central or South Jersey, you're lucky enough to maybe pick up the Philadelphia channel and maybe get the Eagles. So if you didn't get a game, it was blacked out. You know what they gave you, They gave you Mash reruns. So as soon as I heard Mash at one o'clock, I was like, oh my god, there's no football game ontil four. That was I remember that being the late night show. When it was on, that was time for me to turn the TV off and gosleep, you know. But I used to watch it in the early evening, early evening, like a great show. Nobody's got to be happy. Memories of match. He was on for like thirty seven years. I never understood if I saw another match rerun, I was gonna throw chairs. Three didn't have a laugh track, Yeah I did. Yeah, that's good. We need a mat We need a left yea we can we need you know what we need people patronizing us. I'm gonna take free notes. That's what we need. We need a last track. That's right. Are we setting up to the sound effect board. After the last captain whack tobacco, we are that's not not even joking scary actually gave the okay on a captain Captain, I signed off the plane. He did sign off on it. I went to engineering and I said, I don't know what I'm doing. I said I need a sound effect and they said you cantroll the sound effects. I could tell everything else that came up. No, no no, no, But there's a further agreement, and that is you will not be taking advantage. That was another agreement. It was right, Well, well, I guess we're gonna take that on a case by case basis. It's to be kind of funny because the way the studio set up, Balfric sits in the middle of scary night, so you know, when things go wrong, we're gonna be throwing stuff in the front and rock and yeah, Balfrics just like like ducking. You're just ducking. So other things that are written on this sheet, Now, why did you write down burgers? What's going on there with the best cheeseburgers? You know. I don't know if I got provoked by watching that bull run Wild and Queens, but I want to know where the best cheeseburgers are. I want to know where to find the best cheeseburger. So you're an off airhead, I want you to tweet us and let us know where can I find the best cheeseburger around? Drop us a note at the law Fair Show Twitter, or you can always email us at the Unfair Show at gmail dot com. Also Braves and Mets and Yankees and Tampa Bay Rays. We're about about the way we are. First Spring, Uh, you know, give me something in the baseball music. There you go, there you go. So opening opening day around America pretty soon the bit outside. What's going on your little head? Yeah? Need year book? Do you have any thoughts? Uh? Well yeah, according to the sheet, I do. And it says that I'm up for some awards, are you? Yes? Actually I was nominated for some independent the music awards over the weekend. And it's a little organization. I'll shout out the just playing folks. How do we know about the stuff? Nobody's even hurt of this award show. Well, it's there's it's an independent community. It's not on television, it's not but it is an actual award ceremony. But we're gonna be in Mexico for the ceremony with the morning show, so I will not be able to attend. So you'll do one of those things where you're like, you know, a video satellite and you go yeah via Settler, Like, hey, thanks very much. I'll be at the pool and riv very much for this award. Past the penoladis Now it's just an award just to give people awards, because you know a lot of times awards are were two. It's these days. No, it's not. It's not like a participation award. Is that what you're saying? Like I participated in the independent music community, so they giving the award. No, my album, The Last Cuba Album was nominated for Best Modern Rock Album and Best Modern Rock Song, and the first song on the album was nominated. So I got a whopping two awards, Thank you very much. Which which song is that one where you go you know, I was get on the bus now ancient history, my friend? No, not that one. Could that not be? Seriously, this is a high honor, I guess. Yeah, I mean it's it's just yeah, I mean, it's not the it's not the Grammys. Don't you have one of his hit singles in the system. There can pull up Cuball. Come on, let's play a hit single for the off fair heads. That was I played live on alvisturand in the morning show. Heads don't know I mean ball freak. I mean he is otherwise known as Cuball. No not anymore, No, no, now we've graduate anymore. And I stole a logo off of clothing staring Brooklyn. I can see it because of my my clinger shirt. Get on the Now that was my favorite was just like me favorite, Get on the bus now, get on the bus now? Remember with with with the megaphone. I don't have it here A big commercial radio does not recognize me, but just playing Folks Music Awards does. So where can somebody go to hear some of your music? You can go to band camp bald Freak dot band camp dot com. It was one time at band camp. One one time at band camp, and my stuff is on it. You know. Just search ron Scales on iTunes, Amazon. How do you scal Spotify, s c C A l z O ron scals even you know how to spell? Of course I do, of course I do. Ron Scalzo. Congratulations. Yeah. April twenty nine, the winners will be announced, all right, And do we need anything from the off fair heads? Do you want anybody to vote? Is there any voting? It's not, it's not a public voting thing. But I'd like to shout out all the off airheads and the people who responded to the tweet that I put out about it. Thank you very much for your thank you for your support, figureheads. What's going on in your head? Greg? I'll tell you what's going on my head. We have a friend here from you know, I don't We can say London, the u K. Is he from British Columbia? Is not Columbia? Is not even? But you don't even know what to call it? Like? Is he from Britain? Is he from England? Why is there so many names? Why do you have to like put words in his mouth? What's take of the NY Kingdom? Upstanding? Please? His name is Chris. Yeah, I live in hole. Greg, you've got this American name, American name to you having a hole? Can I just say thank you for you have a really good microphone. Thanks for switching my mike on? Yeah serious, yeah I was, I've been on from the stop. Our British friend Christopher UK Chris UK. Chris always giving himself a name because he knows how it is here when it comes to the door, gets a name. Thank you. There you go. You have a specific dial do you like your accent? Your hole is in Yorkshire. There's a there's a very strong dialect in Yorkshire. And I try not to sort of fall into that trap. Is that the place where they make the pudding? Yorkshire pudding? Heart of that because it's food related. But I need to ask, are you from Britain? Are you from London? Ye? Are you from England? Are you from but why? So many? Why why can't you just be like like, we're from New York City, so you know why in America? In in New York State. Yes, so you kind of get it gets bigger as you go. Whid all right if we don't say, we'll just say we're from the city. Let's work. I'm from the city. Here's the analogy from British from the city of correct me if I'm wrong, But New York would be London, right, And analogy for just a man with simple minds, got simple mind? You got some pop must music over there? Pop music music? Speaking about music? To get off the bus was number one in the UK for eight week. Get on the bus but maybe it's close? Was the remix run we have to remix of that? I got off the bus after I got on. Okay, so let me ask you this. What's one of your favorite artists on the UK's Greg t is? Wow, you're off your Medsteyboddy. Come on, give me one of your favorite you guys been like a kite? Do you his? A d H D is? Really? What's your favorite? He can't even, he can't even. He's holding like a mini drums like drumstick. Is that an actual drumstick? Yeah? Come on, it's like half the size of an actual drumstick. What's the deal with that? I don't know. I just haven't follow you guys had for the listeners in the Affair heads they can't follow along with this podcast? Great, what are you doing? I disagree. I think they have to concentrate to follow along. So they are very intensely asking christ and Willia questions. You brought him in here? What what's the what's the popular song in the UK right now? Well, you guys get all of our acts over here as well, so you know you got a cheer and all of the all of the big British stars are that kind of comes to it. Actually, you had Callum Scott was in here a few weeks ago with with you guys on the Morning Show. Callum Scott's also from Hold as well, so it's like we, you know, we kind of lived next door. What was one of the big songs when we had like the what do they call it, the Sound the European Wave, the British Invasion, the British invasion about the British version sixties. What was one of the biggest songs in the British Invasion? Well, I needed I'm glad you came. Give me the whole give me some from the hole. If we're going back a bit queen or got a big a bit of queen Queen. I read in my dues, I've done my sentences, stays, made a few kids in my yes, but I've come through what oh my god, drumsticks as well? Come on, come on, ye yeah, yeah, I'm supposed to do this. Rock you in well, rock you. Yeah, we see that great feel good. Yes, I'm on the world. There you go, there you going about you jump on weekend on what you have to do with what's on your mind. I'm just trying to understand. What's on my mind is that UK Chris is like seven foot tall and I'm like five five five six on a good day. So when I stand next to him, I'm like Laurel. It's like Laurel and Hardy. So it is so embarrassing. I have to get like I'm I'm thinking Laurel and Hardy or not. Like there's not a disparate height differences. One guy is one, they're pretty much the same. With the hype you're thinking of. I've been in Costello. Who else was a pairing that was one guy was tall, one guy short, because that was a fat guy in the skinny head and tell her right, one guy's tall, one guy Short's right? Right when you're asking us, then if you know the answer, then there's the three stooges. Three stooges who Because we didn't do a podcast. I had another great weekend in Renick City. All get out for this one. You were hanging out taking your kids to soccer and you're freaking minivan. Yeah, I was a proud dad. This weekend was being a hermit watching movies. Yeah, you were living the lifestyle. Of the guy that I want to be and I'm happy about it. I was out. I went to a club in Atlantic Club. I was actually parting with some friends. My girl and I got a bunch of my boys. We were all chilling. We missed out. We did we did. We did miss that we did because I was I was actually hanging out. I lost some money girl and playing some black chat guard from some of the fair heads. I was snapchatting. I was just doing it. I was doing it up all pretty ladies. Thanks for coming out out tonight. We're down at Premiere and I'm down in a see. I was at the Golden Nugget. But that's okay. We got scary shows in the house. Thanks for coming out that. It really bothered me, guys, and I wanted to just bring us to life. Bring it. It's girls that are in the freaking clog. Yeah, filthy ass feet. The feet. I'm not talking about high heels, high heels, kicked off, barefoot girls dancing dancing on spilled drinks on the floor. Think of all the crap that goes across that floor. Girlfriend, you on dirty. You know that at some point they shoot out these cannons, they shoot out confetti and all this the floor is covered with disgusting liquid. Girlfriend, you are stinky and solid. Yeah, and I'm not talking about one or two, not kind of like four or five girls documented on my snapchats becoming trendy. Now walk around a clubby barefoot? How do you have? I mean, how bad if you got stinky feet? Let me hear your scream sty But if you think about it, guys, how awful is that? I mean, first of all, how drunk do you have to be to take kick his shoes off? How bad do they have to hurt? And then you have to take these heels off? If you're gonna go to a claw, where's something sensible? But I mean it doesn't listen. I understand you want a hot look and shoe, but if you have to sacrifice your look and you're not even for the night, which, by the way, you've taken so much time and energy to get all dressed up and then dolled up and looking so sexy, look just look fine. Once you go below the ankle, you look like dogshit. Oh it looks awful. It looks terrible, will say, wanted to just put a little bit more comfortable on? This could be a good question for share knows because she's coming up here in a little bit right, so I think we can ask Share why do girls walk bare footing? Club? But I'm gonna go as far as to say, you know how you know prior her coming in here, I'm gonna say that you know what scary? You don't know what it's like wearing high heeled shoes club, he knows what I've seen it really well. You know what I can bring in the high heels because you know, I got him over my desk. So if you want to wear high heels for the remainder of the show, Scare, and then we can find out whether or not you yourself would be taking him off. You want to wear high heel shoes? Do you want to wear high heel shoes? So, yes, it's a it's a prerequisite for when we go out because I'm all, he needs to kind of bring himself. Tell you what, after the song Scared, you'll wear high shoes. We also have a game called oh Ship that was today coming up along with After the Looming Ears on the off air show that Pat I was young and and actress when you never buy My Masters and some ask for my hand, but I was saying, you asked it as I laid in the black dress with my father and a cast. I had no plans, and I left the footprints. Let my stay on coffee and all I like my hearking when you left own what I must you knitted and I would marry and an instant damn your wife, I beat all mistress used to have you around. But I was laid for this, lay, for that lay, for the love of my life. And what it's a fair show, clear Patrick from the mumin Ears marginal at best today, I'm just gotta be honest. I'm not good. Listen, not every good song is gonna be like a rock and roll and crazy fast. So that was a little bit of a lull I get. It was still a great want. He want Ronnie to pick a song never never, Well, freak, you didn't like that song about lumin Ears, Come on next? My goodness. Alright, so right now we're supposed to have a very quick introduction to this this two second game you wanted to play called oh ship that was today? Where's that intro? Well, freak, give me the intro? Well you unplug my keyboard? So I got I only have my mouth. We had no choice because you have to go through the studio. Isn't can you give me like a music beat? What are you scared? You getting something? I mean, if you can't play a keyboard, you gonna give me something? What do you want? This is oh tish exactly. That was nice? Give over time go ball freakish beautiful. That was awesome. That was today? So how do you play this great teal quick? All right? Today? Question mark? I give you in ball freak five clues. You guys decide if you can figure out the answer by the end of the fifth clue. You ready, wait a minute, so you're gonna give us five clues and then okay, it was something. It was something big that happened today, something big that happened today to day in history. Here we go. Clue number one, Huge upset this podcast. You want to guess huge upset today? Yes? Today is keep going? All right? Clue number two C C C P C C C P h I c c CCCC you got me on that one. Next and if you're an offair head, you guys know the answer. You more than one than to a buzzin before us. Clue number three, Clue number three, four to three three? Uh your i Q clue number four Olympics is the miracle on ice? Shut up a clue number five? Do you believe in miracles? Fellas? Hold down? Oh my god, it was me on the guy right there and thirty seven years ago in Lake Classic, what happened? Say beats the set? You advanced to the men peck You've got tam pecking now going on right now? Morrow anar goals? What do I win? Tv USA beat the Soviet unionagulations? Both? You win an all fair head T shirt? I hold my breath for that one? Oscar? What are you got going on there? What is that hill on the top of the world? I like? Is this what they played after they won? Yeah? This is the song. Yes, Sammy Hangar came outut to the ice. Listen to all the youngs and Todd lark List and all their off fair heads. From time to time, there's gonna be a couple of dates that come up in history that are big moments, and we will play oh tish that was today. We're gonna do that again. That's right because tv US say thanks for running run by drum sticks around? Is he playing? Is gonna drunk drunk kid? Who just clean up around here? You speaking a drumsticks? We got a really tidy up this place, and we got house by guys. Chris, oh our French mannix here hello, French manicure. Look at that? Looky that those gael Times got jail capsular gel a permanent friends like that. I'd like that you notice? Yeah, I should have. I didn't notice that. Why did I not notice your manicure? I don't know you'd look? You notice anything else? Hold on? Is that a new denim jacket? You's got a nice choker. They're a nice choker. Okay, what else? Something else? That women? Something else? We're such young? What are we missing out? She said? She should be obvious. I can, but I can't free to be back there now. I can't keep staring at her. Okay, i'd let you'd notice what happened? To talk to all the off air youngs right now? Share noses in the building and up? Up are we supposed to? What are we supposed to notice that? We didn't notice? You can't keep staring at her because when she's I mean, it's hard to keep staring at her. You can't keep it's it's very difficult. You're not You're in the other room. You're not. You should you should try to tie him in here. I think you know. I think you would not. You use your imagination. It's not a mystery. Okay, use your imagining. So what is it? All right? My hair is blonder? Oh, come on, piercing somewhere and I only have one You guys don't know where it is? Yeah, can we guess? We get five clues? You don't get Oh, tiss, you got pierced there. That's a new game. That's a new game. Welcome. Hi. Wow, I'm get to see you guys already with her. Yes, I mean sorry, didn't notice your hair. I notice your frenata. That's a big deal. I am impressed. And you noticed my necklace of course, and my jacket. I happen to really like a good French manicure. I think it's real sexy. There's just something about it. The white tips, it's clean. I like it. It's just hot. And then the choker is gorgeous as well. Okay, it's right, perfectly placed. I know her hair texted me, you guys are in big trouble. When I get up there with me, I've been bad? Is that type of trouble? I want to get spaked. What's up with you getting anything at home? What's going on here? I'm a man out to see. Last time I saw you, you were running past me for your hot Yes, Valentine's Day? Was that correct? That? I mean? Yeah, that was that was the last time. And um and I came up here and I made sure that my three Valentine's got something that was very special because I had a thoughtful moment. I would have liked something a little bit more special, though, I would like a little just a little bit worse. Wait, let's let's back this up. A second comes in. How could you not? I mean, you know? And she was backing up. I'm all about backing up. Was that the last time you got you got any nookie? Was that day? It was Valentine's? Well, it's not that bad for a married guy. For me, I mean pretty good days. I gotta say, I'm the press. You noticed the nails before the before the necklace, because when when those nails are scratching on me in a French manicure, you know, a clean, clean hand me clean manicure. I love the podcast. This is like listen the off air heads like to hear this stuff. This is what they want to know. Stay man here is making motions, pumping his Chris turn into the kind of Chris. Why don't have the phone. I'm hiding onto the desk. Stay down there, you're awesome. You can find out how long Chris's tongue is. It's all the way down to the ground, so it's like he's got a six foot Why do you what's going on video here? You're video taping us? Chris tell us, Yeah, we're on Facebook Live right now. We're fading there we go. We're doing a little faircasting on whose page? Um, that's on my page. Shared. Very nice that you're here. Thank you for coming and um, everything's wonderful. And make sure everybody goes and checks out this Facebook Live. Yeah, everything's fine, everything's good. This is clean. Nothing going on here? Yeah, something going on? Why why are you upset with us? I don't understand. So you you you said that you did get us Valentine's presence that I realized. But it's not about the monetary part of the gift, and it's not about the idea of me getting it and I expected anything. It's the idea that I just care about you guys. This is an off air family, and you guys are my Valentine's and I were Valentine were were And to me, the whole idea of everything I talked about here for everyone to you know, take advice of, is the idea of being thoughtful and it's about the little things and it's about and that's the truth thing to me, this is this is our group, This is you know, something that's really important. And I wanted to show you guys. I gotta be honest. You took me off guard like that you were going to get Greg T and I and Bald Freak candy chocolate. What did you get share for Valentine's Day? I just thought about her, you know, I said, I said, it's just kind of like some good vibes because your wallet that's why you didn't get or anything. Held on though, here's the thing, though, can you realize that the real thought behind it, though it was the cute little things on the top of the box, guys, it had nothing to do with the chocolates, right. It really had to do with the fact that it was something symbolic for all of you. But what was on great tea box again it said stay calm, which I think was very appropriate. I was going to get an one that's a cute little monkey head, but much more appropriate because he is an ape. I thought that that was cute. And then I said that we have to address in the fact that because I looked like Shrek, the no box available. So what happened with us? All about the dimples? We got? Share? What did we get her for Valentine's Day? We get any that make you feel? So the way this really comes about, and I'd like to use this word subtle, Yes, subtle. It was a very subtle situation that later ron I ended up posting a picture for our off airheads. You see the three hearts that they could see the music fair army and what they say. They said it wasn't a one way street because ironically enough, before this hell happened and I presented you guys with the gifts, I said the Valentine's Day. As Ronnie was talking in the background saying yeah, girls always expect something and guys never get anything. I went, oh, really, we'll look at this. So it just happened to fall right into flame. So but what happened we didn't get you anything. You didn't get me anything? Well, what did you get her? Now? Nothing? The same thing I got our in Valentine's Day? Well what do you look for? Pointing to me for bro, what did you get her? See? You get so defensive when it comes to get funny thing bull freak here, so cheap, you don't get her new, won't get anybody anything? What did you get? What's going on here? Because damn cheap and Gregg stand aside. I'm really mad. One thing I felt awful, right all right? I felt so bad that I found candy on sale. Look I get I bought on behalf of the show, looking a big box of chocolate, giant ass red Valentine. Russell Stover's chocolate. Yeah, now okay, and now Russell Stover's Bullford. You like Russell Stover's chocolate, you know, I mean I don't go out of my way to eat it. But you know it's kind of generic Callmark brand. It's just less effective that you're getting it a week late, that we're giving you this candy heart. It's gotta be fresh. There's there's like thirty candies in here. That's a lot of candy. It's a big giant Valentine hard chocolates in it counts and its count. Okay, So if I may be completely honest, even though it's a thought that counts, it's this three, this is gifted a little bit to how honest you need to be. Put the chocolates that you got us in that box. Yes, that's correct. This yesterday, we've added your chocolates two dollars. Wow. And because it's not about the money, yeah, but this is the problem, right ball freakly, why are you got to be that honest? You could be honest that you messed up, but you don't be honest on the price, right ball freak Well, you shouldn't even mention the price. I mean that one right, everybody knows, like even like when you give Christmas presents, you gotta like cross the price out on the price tanks. Gary Jones, he doesn't care. He wants to let everybody know how much he could have spent spent. But you know what, you know what it's about the thought. I think this was really sweet. I love roses. But I didn't know that we were at that stage. I thought we were just you know, I thought we were just still you know, kind of seeing each other. I just realized that we were boyfriend girlfriend yet to get you a gift for valtime. It's about expectations, you know, since since August when I think we first had our first outing boys, if you remember, and we took our first picture Yankee Stadi, we finded a lot. I think we could say this, this relationship has grown just like a woman right to think that the relationship is at a stage where the guy is not not there, right, Paul freak right? I mean, well, for you've been married seven times a time every time seven times, you thought the relationship was there, and then she was serving you with divorce papers. Right, yeah, I keep and over again. Right, wait a second, Well, okay, so ahead, but real relationship was there. But again, this is another thing, the idea of being subtle. Okay, I wasn't anticipating or expecting anything. You're not supposed to go around life expecting things in return. But that's not the right way to do things. And really Shure knows that you just need to do things if you want to do them. It's not to do them to expect. So that wasn't That wasn't what this was about. It's just so happened that fair Heads decided to point out the Okay, great, can I just say that? But now that I thank you off Airheads. Now that share has spoken to us like this, now I feel a little bit nervous, like, oh my god, what's that I've done. I'm really in a relationship now, so now I'm likely taking this to the next level. That's what I'm saying, Like now, no, no, always assume. They always assume, right, do I want to be in a relationship right now? I thought we were like, you know, just kicking it. Now sudden kicking it. You're giving me a story that like I'm like, I'm with you now listen you kind of even you notice my nails, I notice my neck, but I just that's right, that's right, it's the truth. Yeah, right of love. Love they're giving. So this is a three dollar piece. So I need a dollar from gregg t and a dollar from three gift bo you give a dollar? Can somebody help me here? Off air need comment? You really don't freak. You're not partisipate for she's not my Valentine. I get fasters hold on a second three dollar Candy Hearts candy discount on the damn thing takes a dollar. H alright, I gave all my singles that to the homeless people today, So do not have any singles you can change. But you know, I'm gonna let I'm not even a comment. I'm gonna I'm gonna go away with this one saying I'm gonna see what the reactions of our our fairheads, hard on you, shame on you, well before the fairheads respond that they also got you nothing. So you know, but look love they give me that show us so much love about the great team been giving by the way, they even listen. They even thought of ideas of pictures for us, They thought of everything. They consider us a family like I can say us not. Yeah, how about I? How about I give you thirty cents gladly pull you out of this bald freak on behalf of Greg T and I. This is about principle. Will you be our post Valentine share? Yeah, give me a minute post Valentine. You know, there was a girl that I was seeing a long time ago, and all of a sudden, it was like maybe a week before Valentine's Day and I'm sitting in her and like her, her, her sweet and all of a sudden, she comes home from work and she goes, so, what are we doing on Valentine's Day? And I was like, nothing, are we gonna get out of here? I panicked, I ran out. But you know why? Else? I think because Valentine's has been rough for me. I'll tell you this much. It was the day before Valentine's Day that I used to have a girlfriend. This this girl Ria, Ria Castagliola, and she does like diarrhea. That was her name. We have Stagliola. And she broke up with me on February third. But why did she break up with you? It was your fault? She said, It's not you, it's me. I'm not really into it. We need to break up. He gave you one of those, gave me one of those? Was you? It was her? You for it? I bought. I bought roses anyway, So did this actually tell anybody anything about the idea of just being subtled, like the idea of not saying anything. Do you see how the off airheads actually came to the plate and said something? It wasn't really something I anticipated was that the lesson was that the lesson of today's share honestly, It was about the idea that everything is always about thoughtfulness. When we talked about Christmas kiss, when we've talked about everything, back to Thanksgiving, back to everything, it's always been about what to bring, what to wear, or what to do. It's about the little things. Why I don't want to be in this relationship because all you do is yell at me. You say, this is why I don't want to be in this little things the better person you like. No, That's why I've been divorced seven times, right, because you keeps yelling at me. I'm nervous. I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you. You notice my nails that meant so much today I'm so shut This is the necklace that's well next, It's all about the idea that people forget the little things A little know is the little thing here what I'm doing playing little little things to my boo. This is a great salt train all for benefit that you really think they were a Nirvana Coper. There is a little that he when it's ball, it was a course. He's coming in spect us. We are specting. We understand quest I didn't. Okay, can we get to the horse hold on Wisden's Come on, it's how didn't have a horse please? Yeah, I didn't like I understated blush, I make a shape I hate was pushed? Wow, like a shaven cleanliness. I don't know, I'm scary. We were in college, where aren't we mid nineties? Yeah, gliss serene wasn't push? Huh bliss that that's push, that's push that that's not the bush that he like us. No, he likes early bush. Everything everything's in. I don't think so. Yeah, that was That was the first single away. By the way, I have to compliment you guys, though, is that radiotop you actually caught on though, which means there was a lesson learned. We're moving forward, And I actually think that's awesome because I had nothing to do with that, and I think that's great. Before you came in with something, I wanted to just bring up and change the topic real quick. We I was going off on a rant on girls who go to clubs and where high heels to start the night in the beautiful outfit and then the shoes are so uncomfortable that they have to kick them off and walk around like disgusting, filthy slobs. Yeah. I don't talk. I don't talk ill of women ever. But when you take your shoes off in a club and it's two o'clock in the morning and there's filth on the floor and disgusting, I'm gonna I'm going to be said, why nasty? That's some nasty nasty. Yeah, you know what? You know what on the girls? Why does it happen? Why is? Why does it exist? And more comfortable? I understand that shoes are not always comfortable because they're hot. A lot of times, the most uncomfortable are nice. However, I have taken the time out to find some very comfortable shoes. Maybe I could share some names later on, but the point is is that I would never do that to me. That is the gross type of thing to do. So nasty. I don't care. I have gone home with blisters on top of blisters on my feet because I made a mistake and wore a bad pair of heels. But you know what, there is no way I would take my shoes off in a club and do that. I mean, first of all, the grounds disgusted, wasn't there song high heel shoes, red, high heel shoes. Free, give me some high heel shoes. Yeah, come on, well free, What am I to do? I don't got nothing for you. Let's dance. Put on your red shoes and dance. I'd say pick a song that says nay stand. Really, nobody wrote a song about high heel shoes. There's no high heel shoes. Really, every girl's crazy about a dark tress man these boots. Yeah, okay, you actually see that many girls walking around like that? I don't think I noticed how many girls does after a night like sex. I will eat some feet, man, I'm not down with that at all. I will eat some feet. Why am I not shocked to saying? Maybe if they were within thirty seconds from coming out of the shower from half muscle, nice ankle, I will massage and eat some feet. Podcasts taking a turn for the purse. Even if you're not going to slaugh on toes, like go right between the toes, righting between them toes, the big toe right in those toes, You're gone those toes all day. But even if that's not what you're gonna do, would you want to actually go home with a girl and have her get into your bed, clean bed with those feet? That is disgusting. I don't know. Women don't do that. She washed her feet. That was a good idea. Oh, that's just disgusting. It shouldn't happen. It shouldn't exist. That shouldn't happen. Either, either deal with the blisters or just wear something a little bit more sense exactly. Or actually, you know what, there's actually these little shoes now you can hold up in your bag if you're really that desperate and you really can't. Yeah, they're they're really cute. There's these little slip on ballet slippers. I'll get a brand, but they're like little ballet them on. That's like I should bring in a pair for next week. Maybe maybe we can to try them on. Sure, I like that a bit. So's gonna be okay, right if I expose my toes are eat them ladies, guys, and you've got something for share nose use hashtag share nose on h r k n O ws tag I E feet all of that. Please manicure stay manicure. Definitely definitely get send her your issues. And I mean that, I mean that's why you're here for That's why I'm here. I'm here for everybody to talk about whatever you want to talk ok good, some of our off fairhead females should look to share like they're her best friend, you know, like you know, if you need so. Let's say, let's say that you're a girl and you just got broken up with or you're unsure whether or not you want to go on a date with this guy or not give it. Let's say it's like UK Chris and he's so tall and you so short. If you want to ask share, you know her advice. Should a short girl go out with a guy that's a top that's the size of the Ampart State Building to say, like right in that accent, right exactly? I didn't okay, Chris might have something that will like, you know, strangle somebody, you know, a little scary, you know what I do have to say the love that I felt lately with some of the girls and guys are off air heads. I want to tell you some of the questions have come in on private message and we should definitely discuss some of them. But everything from wines to everything else. Yeah, I love, love, love the messages. Thank you. I definitely want to bring him out nor any question you have. And now as we get out of here, there was some a lot of things that we teased in the beginning of the show. We didn't get to. First of all, what are you gonna do with this best burger thing? Is that gonna be a contest? I think? So I want to find out where the best burger is. I think it's time, especially, you know, coming off the heels of that bull that ran wild through Queens yesterday. Touch on that real quick. What happened because I missed the story. Oh my god, it was a huge story. Some bull was good, was about to go to the slaughterhouse and then literally like going in the door right and all of a sudden, the bull got loose and it ran through Queen's Ballfords you see it. I saw a video footage jests of it. Was like Pamplona in Queen's. They had like Schopper four was up in the airp following a ball with the cops. We're trying to grab the horns, trying to grab the ball. It's dodging everything, and then the running away from it. D come by. Yeah, there's people in the back garden kind of saying, oh, there's a coward, right, I mean, this is not every day, Like you have to understand what Queens is like. You know, it's like house on time of house and all these rollhouses. You don't see like bulls run wild in Queens. It's quite the spectacles all over the news. So coming off the heels of the bull running wild, I'm thinking, you know what, I want to find out where the best cheeseburger is. I'm not trying to wait a second though. One video really cracked me up. It was a kid at her door and she's like, I saw these cops running and then I saw this this thing, and then I was like, oh my god, what's going on? I ran back inside trying to like pull it up online at the end. Then then the news reports, I mean, obviously the bully is on its way to the slaughter house. And then the final report was unfortunately the bull dies. That's true. But now that we're investigating why the bull died, right, but I have to say, somebody that doesn't eat meat over here, it's really disgusting to me. The whole idea and the whole idea of the bull trying to get away from the slaughterhouse part thing. It was like, I don't want to go. I don't want to to let it go. It's like a cock and bull story to me, so great and naturally thought of cheeseburgers when he saw the story. How does the bull having to do with cheese? Because that could have been the best barger I ever had that was running down Queens Boulevard. Bargard was run down Northern Boulevard and Queens the best I ever had. You can see there. Have you had bull meat before? No? You know I have had a um what about a bison burger? Yes? Yeah, not the same thing though Chris in the UK, did they eat bull not that it's not on the menu that my local eatery. So again, I don't see the correlation. Green red bullballs. Bullballs. Bull balls are huge wow balls. Listen, guys, I gotta go. I gotta cut this loss. If you guys want to continue to party, you guys can. We're about to wrap it up, but a party things because next time we come back, can we talk about h the opening day coming up? You know we have some you know we should all go to Opening Day together like we did last year. We share we should go. That was a nightmare, but you know the way a nightmare. It was just a very under scary and great tea got thrown out of the seats. Remember that sitting alone for a little with real tickets in hand. Maybe we should go, well, come about that? We should do that. Also, I gotta run, I gotta go. All right, you gotta go alright. Guys from the show, I think we thank you from my heart. Are we in a relationship right now? Hey? You kick Chris, Thanks for coming in, Thanks having me share your awesome as always bald freak? What can I say about you? So many things? Thirty years and running strong strong favorite for TV T tomorrow. Why do you pull out an old school scary and bald freak picture to post on Instagram and Twitter? They don't go look at the art? I love Chris. You should come in more off you sure? Okay, we'll pay for your flight. Swill pay for say chatting? Last few slash slash. I guess yeah, it's just last