Sept. 26, 2016
The Off Air Show - 'Takin It To the Streets' - Ep.65
Ep.65 - Skeery almost missed his flight; Who's Gonna Wear The Golden Sombrero; Takin It To The Streets- Spell 'spaghetti'
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Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand presents off air show Scary Jones and Greg te episode A fair show. I'm Scary along with Greg T and the bald freak Ronnie. He's ging. Don't you gargle? You gargle, both of you guys. You gargle. No, I've never gargled, well, not to have, but it's been a long time. I mean because my gargling days. I swish. I'm a swish here wait with mouthwash, swish, swish, goggle you swish. I I don't either. I just I take my listering. I drink it. Actually, no, do not. Don't take a shot of listering. That would explain his behavior. You never swallow listening, Yeah, you never drank it. He's supposed to drink alcohol. That so what that's good? Now? It's not. It's chemical? Know that? What are you talking to? Their stuff in there? That's not okay. I got an idea tomorrow you could take You can take a teaspoon of listerine and drink it a tea. Who takes a tea? Yes you can, but it's not good for you. What do you mean I do it? Let's say once every other week or something like that. Or once every other day. I take a teaspoon, I put it in and I freaking take a swish and drink. You actually physically use a teaspoon? No, I know, but a tea spoon is about it. Put it in the top and then I drink it. Come on, dude's supposed to drink it. You're not supposed to drink it. Yes, you can drink the funny movie, very funny scene in a movie called The Sure Thing with John Cusack where he drinks the listerine. Okay, that's not you can drink the listerine. Listen. You could physically drink it. Yes you can't. Can't. I know you can. You can ingest and do what if you want? You could drink freaking arsenic. You know what. I'm gonna bring listerina tomorrow. I am. And tomorrow you guys are gonna take a shot of the listerine. It doesn't mean it's good for you, all right, we'll find out tomorrow. We will listen if you guys. If you're listening right now at home or in the car, drop us an email at the Offair Show at gmail dot com. You can always tweet us at the fair show or send us some pictures six years on and on on Instagram. Yeah, if you got a picture of you doing a shot a listerine, then also put that up on Instagram and send it to us at the fair show. We do not recommend this. We don't recommend you. We do not recommend it. But tomorrow, tomorrow we will be doing me and the boys here are we doing a shot tomorrow on Tuesday? That's right, we'll be doing tomorrow. We're trying to go from worst to first five episodes left. Uh and if you can support us with your words of wisdom and advice for going worse to first using hashtag worst to first, tweeting us calling us at one D two zero one hundred. Um. We want yugs, okay, and we want yous, but not looking for toddlers, all fair heads. We're looking at all fair heads that have that, Like, are we looking for lergs? Can we talk to young I would love to talk I would talk to I don't want any jus. I wasn't todd lergs. I want to find out what they We say that over and over we really should like if you and your if you and your girlfriend went out over the weekend, I want to know what you and your girls got into. I want to know about that. I know what happens to guys over the weekend. You go and you try to hit on girls and you fail. But women. I want to know about you guys and what you did over the weekend. All right, there profanity on this sheet? How was your weekend? And what the f is wrong with you today? Very aggressive? You're on the off their show? Hello? Hello, who's this? What's up? What's up? Pete? Welcome to the first show? Huh yeah, all right? Who are you talking about? It? Um? Just a guy and kids in New York. Just you're a young Pete. What do you do for? What do you do for a living? Pete? Uh? One of my jobs to do? I'm bounce at you're a bouncer? Where are you a bouncer? Where? Uh? Bound to the bar called Darbiel Gills. I think from now one we will refer to you as bouncer. Pete's with me? Nice and ya Ballford. Give me some songs for a bouncer, Pete. You some bouncing songs, bouncy like a bunco scary. Give me some music. He's at the club, Come on bouncing Peace in the club. Give me a bounty seats. Gotta put my keyboard on first, Give me a bounty seat. Anytime he wants to put my keyboard on, I could, you know, maybe try to work something out there. I am not some club music. Okay, some club music, and I know this. What is this? This is bouncer Pete hey Bocsen. What happened? He knows this music? What happened over the weekend at the club? Life broke down? We have to put through a window? SHUTU up? Does that's just? Does that really happen? Man? For real? Way Wait, I've been in clubs. We've all been a clubs work, bouncers getting the fights. But does that really happen? You have to act physically throw somebody and like he actually goes through the glass. Yes, it's rare, but you know they act up and you know you never know what's gonna happen. I've only seen that in the movie Roadhouse. So what was it that? What did he do wrong? That he went through a window? They they someone pushed somebody else and once we got involved, they started fighting us. Mistake. Okay, that's not good. You never listen to me. If a bouncer ever says something to me, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna resist. I'm like, yes, you're right, you've never been window. I've never been. It's never gotten to that if I've ever been, if I've ever been spoken to by a bouncer. I respect what you guys do. And I know that there's seven of you and only one of me, and God forbid any of my friends would ever stick up for me, so I would lose you. I wouldn't lose it a bark right real quick. So congratulations on throwing it back through a glass window. I hope he's not gonna sue Na. No, we'll scare you've been. You're a frequenter of clubs. You've never got into it with a bouncer before, had a bad experience. Never, Because I keep my nose clean, I keep my my mom my business. I'm the kind of guy that downstairs, like Pete love because we don't cause any trouble and we don't bother nobody, which just that's on the mic. I have. I gotta tell you, I have had the pleasure of being tossed out by a bouncer. I was at a local bar. The bar of the city called down the Hatch, me and my m and then still open is. So me and my buddies were in down the Hatch and one thing led to another. There was a push up pushing match. Something got crazy. You know, there's a I don't know if you're still is There was a pool table there and one of the bouncers had me pressed up my face on the felt of the last week on the pool table. One of the bouncers had his like arm and elbow like in my neck. Screw ball on the side. Please let me out, and the guy picked me up, and really, you know, they have the stairs going up, you know, like for me off the stairs out to the street for real. That is legit. That is legit. So you know what. I appreciate what you bouncers do. Man, thank you, thank you so much for representing Darby O'Grady's what was it, Come on, get it right, Sullivan, Oh, flatteries, we listen listening. I think I think bouncer Pete, I was talking to you off the year before we put you on hold, and you've got a question for our very own ball free. Um all right, yeah, what are your previous episode? You were talking about uh on the grill, scary was talking about food and you sell my last name. I said your last name, chet chevallett let and you said that that was that? What do you? What do you? What do you do? What do you? Thank? You trying to make fun of it? Isn't that a certain type of sauce each cheval I've never heard of Chevallette? No, you you don't have my support on that one. All right, Well, I'm all on my I'm I'm an island. Why what's the fun. That's not me making fun of anybody. That's just me talking about myself. I heard im saying. I was very intrigued. I'm like, why is he saying my name? I've heard I've heard of now I gotta go look it up now, I gotta look at the Italian Sausage dictionary. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what that is. All right, all right, it's okay, it's it's it's it was a subliminal tribute to you bouncer people. Yeah, he's happy about it, right, Pete, this isn't this isn't a controversy. That's right, My love all be all civallette guy. But if it wasn't cool. Bouncer Pete was ready to bounce. He's gonna bounce me, bro right through the plate glass window. All right, well, I'm glad I'm on the good side of a bouncer Peat. Thank you. So yeah, you guys, I'm I'm you guys are one of my inspirations. I'm thinking about starting my own podcast, which hold on a second inspiration to you. Yes, oh, what mass you want to start your own podcast? And what would it be about? It would be I would love to have to live music like ball, but it would be me and a couple of friends who would sit and talk just be kind of like, yes, well when I quit this one, when I quit this Pete, me and you will get it together. All right, I'll be your I'll be your backup bed. Yet what about to hear about hot shakes and they're and all their yoga pants and then oh we had tylers. That's so talking about? Story about there you go. It could be it could be the bouncers. It could be will bounce you bro? Hey, listen, I love that the bouncer bro corner Hey put it all. How about the bouncers, the bouncer broscer all right, So listen, So Pete, maybe you can give us a ring every Monday, give us a call and tell us about what happened in your club, and we'll start it off that way. How about that? I like to down all right? So we all right? So your assignment is that every Monday we will tweet when we're about to take some balls. We want you to call it yep, and you give us the report from the club. I like that. And if we're ever in Poughkeepsie, will come up there and we will have to throw a few back. We're going to go to a club. We'll tuk to your club, we'll talk to your club and peas. Okay, we're not gonna give you any empty promises. We just say if we're in the neighbor, right, we'll reach out the T shirt that I'm never gonna get, just like that. Bouncer Pete, you stand hold right now and I'm taking information. Send your T shirt. Listen, this is great? Are you kidding me? This is awesome? Now, Bouncer Pete's gonna call in on Monday's. I love that. Give us a bouncer board content? So who does love content? Guys? Talk about content? I went to Vegas this weekend. I got a lot of stories from you. I want to hear about all of what's happened in Vegas, sex, drugs and rock and rolls. Vegas run the way. The Vegas is not press Vegas. Just wait for it, wait for it. Viva Vegas, vas Vegas. Okay, So the I Heart Radio Music Festival Edition two nights of action packed music. You got Brittany Drake YouTube so stingy, Ronnie, you would have loved Tears For Fears. Tears for they were really good, sound as great as they did back. But something happens and I'm head over the way they did everybody wanted they did that song. They didn't showing the seeds of love. They did shout come on out? What about too? Did you two streets have known? The streets have no name? You know? So here's what was weird about the you two set. So you two did a lot of the newer stuff like Vertigo, Elevation right and Beautiful Day Right. They didn't. I still have they still I'm still be found what I'm looking for and me being me seeing YouTube ten times? Um they I had only seen them do Desire once the concert and they opened with it and they had this big Vegas come on playing for me. How did they open with the desire? Come on, st pay me the picture, Paint me the picture. That's just how they did it. Nice come out, Yeah, just like this. Yeah, and they had all this crazy mortage Vegas of like strippers as I close up of like sevens on the slot machine, like people down the strip all and it was amazing. And by the way there they've really really gotten with the technology as far as the screen was huge and crystal clear. Yeah. Yeah, you gotta. I owe it to the T Mobile Arena. You gotta give him some big ups. Is a nice place. T Mobile Arena is the sound and the lightning and all the effects. It really brings context to another level. That's the new arena they're in Vegas that's just opened up. Yeah, ye opened up a few months back. Wasn't a great place to have the show for Nomen? Yeah, wait to do it again? Neat against MGM. I mean they have a great arena as well, but it was a better than MGM. It was. Yeah, because again we're not we're not putting him down and say this is a new Arena's what it's built nothing against MGM. It says that this was a much more updated arena. It was ready technology wise. You know, it was great anyway, So you two was awesome. Um, I have a little problem with Snapchat and Britney spears because I was fan girling. You know, I'm a huge Britney fan. Give your favorit Britney. So come on play, give me your favorite. What's your favorite Britney song? I mean, there's so many way do you start, bad man? Come on? Give me three baby baby, no, no, no, come on. This is the song that she came out to. Yes, she came out from the side by the way and she marched down the aisle. So she was like kind of like, uh, you know, so she was she was right in the crowd. Was elbody going nuts? She okay, listen, this is how she walks out. We knew, yeah, we don't. We all know that she lipsticks and she has that still has that. I don't think she's ever sang a real word, not once in concert. Well okay, but but but how do you think his career never sing a real word? Because you're talking about the show, it's a lot of the choreography, it's about the dance moves. Tell Milly Vanilly that. So here's here's the problem. I was on snapchat. I snapchat at every minute of her entire set, okay, and it must have gotten about thirty five snaps out and the ten second snapchats like ten second increments, right, So it was snap snap, snap, snap, snap, and I was just obsessed. Okay. So and we work big whatever fit he will dance, come on Walford shaped in his head. He won't even dance to the songs. So against pretty scarce. And then, by the way, Drake was also awesome. He really crushed it. But most first and foremost, I wanted to just explain what happened to me on my trip back, because I didn't really tell the story. We'll tell what happened part on the morning show. So my flight was at nine in the morning. By the way, off their heads. If you're waiting for bald Freak to chime in, Baldfrey is sitting on his hands. He refuses to do anything. When we played Britney Spears, go ahead, scary, take it away, all right, bald Freak, you can come back to the table. I've been here and come back to the dinner table. We will not play anymore Britney Spears spars today. I mean the guy, the guy. The guy wants to have sex with Britney Spears, but he doesn't want to hear her music. Is that right? We're talking about missed my flight? Yeah. No, whenever you decide to go to Vegas or any party city, never and never get a flight that ends in a m Why because you're setting yourself up for disaster. Um, we party late into the night at the club. We were this place called Jewel, which is where they had the after party for the iHeart Radio Music Festival. Yeah, We're hanging out till all hours of the night. And then I get back to my room and I said, I think I'm gonna set my alarm on my iPhone. For that, it's usually the new app, like there's you're an app on the phone times time? Have you bedtime? What's that? That's the new thing? And then if you update your phone due to the new i os ten you get bedtime. Now Okay, well I don't have time? Are you know? Is that the alarm system turned black? Did you have rocking sex over the weekend in the Vegas Why not? Why? Because there's no time for anything. When you're in Vegas with your girl, you gotta slam her up against the walls. You gotta do stuff to her that has never been done before. Seriously, you're in Vegas, man, You're not a Disney World in the story. I understand what you mean to tell me that you at the Vegas and you were there Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and not once did you do some kind of crazy sex act on your girlfriend? Now what? Because I was up for thirty six hours the first night, but the second night I worked for twelve hours. You gotta snort some lines, do something with something crazy. Well, you're in Vegas, do that stuff. You're it My turn upside down. Every day I set my alarm from five am. So what happened was I went to bed and then I never did set my alarm. I dreamt. I had a dream I set my alarm. That is the worst. So what ended up happening was I woke up at ten after eight yeah, and I said, oh my god, my flight leaves and forty minutes how do you how do you get to the airport from Vegas forty minutes? And I wasn't even packed. I took all my stuff in one felt swoop and I threw it in my bag. Right sent the freaking luggage job, I told Rob, and Hey, whatever I leave behind, you gotta cover me because her flight was leaving much later. Oh my god. I didn't even I didn't even go to the bathroom, didn't brush my teeth. I threw on. I had a shirt, the shirt that I was wearing to say, so, if your flight leaves at what time? Again? Nine o'clock? All right, leaves at nine. It's now ten after age. Okay, so this takes you all about another six minutes. Now six minutes. Okay, so it's six and it takes me another five minutes. You got to get the elevator to run through the hallway. Time was at the ass end of the hallway, and then I had to run through the entire ballage. Free, give me some music for this call. We gotta lea the picture for this one. Come on, ready, here we go, and then I'm running to the second. Let me play your alarm. Here we go. Ready, it's not ten of three? Wake up, scary, scary, wakes up? Gun? What? What? Oh my god, Oh my god, I over slept. Oh my god, I got a perfect stop. You grab your stuff for everything, to my luggage. It's sixteen. I grabbed my ship and I didn't started running down the hallway. It's gotta go. Hit the elevator. Hit the elevator button. Come on, elevator, come on, go fist enough, he's in the elevator. Now Ballfrey, change the music. Then now I'm running through the Lobbyaga, running through the lobby, of the running through the lobby. I gotta get a cat, gotta get running, running, running, go. Nobody was online for a cap because he was sitting there waiting for me. Okay, it's gotta be now twenty after and at this point it absolutely was okay, it's a twenty. You get into the cab and said, hey, you gotta get me over to to the airport to Vegas. You're my way, you go, wait, you got mine just Vegas Airport Outwest Terminal. I gotta get my flight. I'm late, I'm late. Right to that to the airport we go, and she started and she stepped on it. She peeled out of there. Give me taxing music, Paul Freak, taxing music. I arrived at the airport eight thirty three am. Oh, my god out, Hey, go, hey, going out. Yeah, I'm running through the rann to do the airport. Go. He's running, he's running. He's with me. I don't have to check out bag, thank you. But how did you get through? I run? I ran over to that and I ran out to the guard. I said, listen, do you understand my Flightly, it's eight forty in the morning. My flight is probably boat eight minutes because well, you're in luck sun because there's no security line upstairs. Like he's a gentleman, please trap it. Am on a little bit of turbulets. On the way back to Newark Airport there were three people enemy for security. Gentleman's anybody no scary, he's not in his seat. Over in the A and B terminals, they don't get as much traffic as you do with the United terms. What do you flight? Fly United? No? I flew south West. That's what saved me. Go he's on the airplane down. I'm running now. Now I'm running down the terminal to my gate. Excuse me, Sorr, you're gonna check that bag. It's ten to nine, sir, you're gonna check that bag, don't. We don't have to check my bag because it's not oversized. I guess what, sir, you have a lead access you can just go right up. No, I don't have that either. There is no sech thing on Southwest. Southwest. You pick your seat when you get the priority boarding. Don't they call your group? I was a group A. Yes, here's last call for group A. This is the last call for group A. Right on, right onto the flight and the flight takes off. I made it with time to spare tower. We're about to take off right now, the Southwest flight. Well, I thank Scary Jones for joining the flight today on arm five and a half hour flight back from launce Vegas and New New Jersey, rodge that tower. I really have cleared someone in first class with stinky as breath, that Scary Jones. There's no first class comes as they say. Everybody is for classes. Might be a little bit of turbulence on the way back into New York over the rocking over the rocky mountains. See, you would have vomited your face off. Hence why I do not fly to Vegas. I'm not going over the damn mountains. I hate that, all that thin air and then doing it. It was a bumpy right back. The first was very bumpy. Forget about it. Forget about you know what. Drop us an email if you ever missed your flight, we want to hear about where'd you get stranded? Drop us an email at the Offair Show at gmail dot com or tweet us at the afair Show. We want to hear about your horror stories on how you had to get back and you missed your flight. You know what happens? What happens when you forgot about in Vegas? All about it? Missed the flight to St. Louis. Really, once upon a time, what happened? Then? That's it, That's the whole story. I wasn't about the miss flight. I was a man on a mission. How was your freak? How was your freaking weekend? Freaking? Why do you look like Daughtry today? Bull freak? I tell you this a million times. I don't look like Daughtry. Dawtry looks like me. You know what I do? For real, I can't take it anymore. I've got to take a picture of you and Daughtry. I'm gonna put him side by side, and you know what I'm gonna put up at the All Fair Show. So later on this afternoon. After you've done here in the podcast, head over to the All Fair Show on Instagram and you will see a side by side of Daughtry and Walfrey. I was here first, Chris Daughtry, What was your weekend? Like? I heard Gregg Ty gave you a call? He no, he texts me and asked me if hey, bro, have you ever heard of pot drops? Pot drops? Yeah? That was the That was the highlight of my way. What was what was that all about? So? I don't know. I'm curious to know why. You want to know? Was so super awkward? Do you have some romantic music music? You'll give me something? Give us some romantic like jazzy music, Like I'm gonna fancy restaurant. What you got there? Jazzy music? I'm gonna Miles David, Miles Davis. I don't know. And this is like bad porn over. Trish and I really wanted to go to dinner in this place, right, sam Verreau. So we finally got a right, we finally got a reservation for sam Vera, and we're going with another couple and we're having fun. I don't think what's the place is packed? I have seven thirty reservations right this music. You know what happened at seven thirty the major d taels me, sorry, I cannot sit you until eight fifteen. I gotta reservation for seventhority the hell kind of had the reservation. The reservation exactly, that's what the reservation, because why I let me have a reservation for seventh thirty, But you can sit me down eight fifteen. Z anyway upstairs the song. This song is in sam Vera and they had great food, by the way, terrific click. But all of a sudden we started talking about one of our local friends. We call him a professional pot smoker. Professional like he smokes every day, has to get through the day, just lights up in and smokes week right, kind of like you there, yeah, so he says. So he says, he's now moved to pot drops. Have you heard what are they? Dude, wal freak, tell what it is? Over over this dinner, we're talking about pot drops. It's essentially like eye drops, your ear drops. It comes in a little you know, glass, a little glass thingy thing with a really concentrated th right, and you just you just pop it right on your tongue, babby. And then after the racist right after the racist come on give me the pot song which I'm scary, please smoking pot, putting it on your tongue were smoke and come on man, give it to me. I mean that's I've seen it in like when I've been Seattle and Colorado. They like just like every other confectionery product on the on the planet, that's part of the the display item. But this is new now. Yeah, it's all it's all about the you know, it's all about the new ways to So if you really I've never tried and said you get higher, I haven't tried it either. Really yeah. Sorry during the end of the week, why don't we try after we do a Listerine shot shot prop. I love it. What about you, Tea? What's going on with you this week? Listen? This week is gonna be a crazy week. I know that. Scary You and I are hopping a flight. We're going to Dayton, Ohio on Friday. Yeah. Is it Land of Illusion? The Land of Illusions. We're going to be in that in Ohio. So if you're a Channel listener and Dayton, Ohio, great, Tina and I will be there Friday night partying with you. Guys are you illusion? Are you gonna be illusions? Or are you gonna be real? People are gonna be repleges not ta Aren't you getting a tattoo tomorrow? I got a tattoo tomorrow. Tomorrow I go see tattoo Dave over Broadway Tattoos South Amboy, Plug plug plug? What about piercing Johnny? Is he gonna be there? You know what? I haven't thought about going to get Pierson Johnny. I might want to get a Prince Albert. But so I am having a little bit of difficulty at home because my my, my little girls don't want daddy to have tattoos all over his body. And I'm like, dude, I need my tattoos, but they don't want it. So I am gonna get a tattoo. But I'm putting you on the other on my left leg. I'm doing the other marathon running that I have on the right legs. If a marathon running, you right marathon running when you left? Because I ran the marathon twice, ball freak read it once, yeah, and so sorry by thirty minutes thirty minutes, you didn't pay by thirty minutes. You did it in four fifties something minutes what's the what's four fifty four twenty? It was like the mill on that one. You did not finish a half an hour a half hour. I was there. I had it like a roast beef sand which I was waiting to finish. This guy, is it really about? Is about finishing. It's about actually finishing. It's about it's about no, no, you know what. It's not about beating him. It's not a risk. It's a race unless you run around the block. So it's a little competitive. It's a race, Daughtry. It's called the race. Somebody wins. They give a trophy to the guy who comes in race the girl who comes in first. Guess what. It's a race for the elite runners. You're not an elite runner. So anyway, all right, either way, So tomorrow we're gonna like tattoo one o'clock. I'm gonna go see tattoo Dave, and I can't wait. We'll have tattoo Dave calling tomorrow. Can I we rewind a second? What's the it with your daughters? Like, did they have an intervention? Did they like sit you down and say, daddy, no tattoos no? Like? So what happened was Trish actually sat me down and Trich She's like, hey, listen, we gotta talk, and she brings the girls into the room. She's like, Jada and Ella would like to talk to you at So Jade is nine and Ella six, and I go, yeah, what's up, guys, And Jada goes, Dad, I don't want a dad with all these tattoos all over his body. And it was really hard to hear, you know, like you have to a kid. I really want to set sorry, I'm doing it anyway. Kids, get out of here. I wish you can't do that. I can't, okay, but you're gonna still get a tattoo those I still go. But on the leg we all agreed that was okay. Because I didn't do the marathon. They understand we're gonna call them that I finished the half hour before you. They were there. They saw it with their own eyes. Scary song and before. I just want to let you know that you're leading by example for your daughters and they're seeing getting a tattoo's not long before their entire body is inked and they're working the poll. Which is what I said to Trish. I said, I said, I said, Trish, what am I gonna say to them when all of a sudden they're like, hey, I want to go put a tattoo on their body, You're gonna have to say yes, No, you gotta remind them of this time. He's right, Balfreak's right, and we go, you know what, I don't really want to have a daughter with tattoos over the body. I'm sorry, you're not able to remember that time when he sat me down. That's right. I'm talking at Daddy keeps doing it and I can't. I'm going to That's how. That's called rebellion, and that's what kids do. Well, yeah, I'm getting one. It is this way we can ease them into maybe the second or the third, and the fourth and fifth and whatever. We just got a lot of expertise on these things. Running child, you know, child bearing. He was a rebellious Is it coming up? We have to go over week three of the NFL picks. We want to see who's going to wear the golden some brill not me bro plus our very first taking it to the streets at the San gin Naro Feast. You can always reach out to us one hundred right now though day and I heard this over the weekend in Vegas. I haven't heard it in a couple of years. This is so big. It's the night out eight track? I hate baby? What's know anymore? On? Keep baby, give try. I am finding answer. If you want to know why, I don't want to know to give another places. So come on. Sound if we spend the night sound if we spend the night Hey baby, what's that sound? If we spend the night out? Of fair Show? Scary Greg t at the ball free Oh my john Off, we're moving down. It's time when you're telling for the Golden sommerro as the award. This week's the biggest loser. We should rename it that. On The fair Show's NFL Week three football Picks. All right, here's what happened over the weekend. It doesn't look good for all of us. What it looks good for yourself? Bro? You know all right? I must say it would have looked good for me. And I made my own freaking picks whatever. And you that was your choice that you made in front of everybody you could. You were cocky though, and paying the projects I I I let I let share. If you weren't weren't paying attention to the last podcast, number sixty four. In that episode, um I told Share she was hanging out in the studios with us. I said, you know what, I'm so far ahead of the pack. Yeah, you could make my picks for me this week. So how did we do? Greg t all right, you're ready for this one. This is unbelievable happen. This is gonna be a bit of building swallow. Alright, So Scary, let's Share do his first pick, and she choose the Rams over the Bucks. Rams win thirty seven three, So I got that one. The win a win, So Scary's got one. Wint He's got one alright. Then all of a sudden, she stays local and Share, you know what, I like the Giants on the Giants old of Redskins at Home, which they should have won, by the way, but they didn't Redskins. WHI that's a loss. Then again I get Shar says to Scary, come out and stay local. Again. She knows the Jets are gonna go into Kansas City, so Shar says, the Scary, We're taking the Jets over kIPS City. That was a bad pick. I think Fitzpatrick is still in throwing interceptions he's still he is still throw up so many freaking Apple turno seven sex unbelievable, right, So he so scary? You walk away with two losses and a win, that which is bad. Had I done this, by the way, had I done this on my own, I would have stayed away from all three of those games and picked three different ones. You didn't you get another chance, wal freak so cocky, dude, you're such an ass, dude. What are you talking about? He really is? All right, Greg, Tea's up next, games man, here's what happens. Great, Tea's up next. So here's what I did. So in the first game, I chose the Raiders over the Titans, and the Raiders win seventeen ten to win for me very good. And I said, there's no way that the Cardinals are gonna lose to the Buffalo Bills. Rex Ride's job is on the line. That the team sucks. Now, Sammy Watkins is out. Cardinals get crushed thirty three eighteen, Buffalo runs away with it. That's a loss for me that I say, come on, guys, you guys are missing this game. I can't belie guess you're didn't pick this? I said, how do you think Carolina is gonna lose to the Vikings? Minus are starting quarterback now, minus Adrian Peterson. Come on, guys, there's no way. And you know what happened. Vikings win, Panthers lose. Greg t walks away with two losses and a win. You tied with me. It's up to ball Freak. What did you do? Did you tie with balt Freak? Paul free takes, oh my god, his first game. Ball Freak takes the Ravens in Jacksonville over the jag seventeen so and and the Ravens win nineteen seventy and that's one win for him. Look you on that one. Oh my god. Then Balfrey goes and he goes, you know, guys, I'm gonna take the Packers over the Lions and the right and the package one against Aaron Rodgers thirty four seven. He's already got two wins, but Balfrey's not stopping there against my team. Bullford goes against his favorite team, the forty Niners, which is an easy one decision. This sucks so bad, so awful. This year. He goes, he takes the Seahawks at home and he beats some thirty seven eighteen. His money on the line. God Sabrero. We got duel Sabrero because we both of them one and two? Are they both made out of girl? They're scary Sambrero and I got mine. I got feel Yeah, he looks good. Here he goes with his scared cow girl. What did I do? I feel like an idiot? You look like one it spart. I never thought i'd be wearing I thought it was better at this game. So what do you think? Scary gonna have a share? Do you picks next week? How you feeling about hey? Lead now? She is coming in on Thursday, but she's staying. No, she stayed far away from my freaking picks. We are going to take a picture. We'll put that up on Instagram as well. I'm Scary and I wearing the sombreros and ball freak. You know right now, ball Freak. Here's how it looks up right now. Scary Jones is still in first place. His record is six and three. Ball Freak. You are now in second place at five and four. I come in last place at three wins, six loss. Ugly, you're pretty bad, and I just want to make a disclaimer. It's not that I don't think girls can pick football games, because they can, I just don't think share can fall. I would lead with two sombreros, and you and Scary are tied with one sombrero each. So there you go, guys, enjoy that for our picks. And Thursday we're coming back and I swear I'm taking I'm going three now, time trade right along. There's no time. Are so excited for our first installment of taking it to the streets where Greg t goes out? Is it just you or do I get to do take it into the streets one weekend? We'll want if you propose this idea. I thought it would be great if we each go out and we do some kind of question answer with the audience, with the all fair heads on the streets. Okay, so on our first test, because you guys weren't doing it, that's okay. Well you're the man that has the all, you're the pioneer. You've done this before, which you call for you. So I went out and I was at the San Gennaro fast right, and I'm at the feast here a little Italy in New York City, and I figured, listen, I I said, you know what, I want to find out how smart some of these people really are. And I know that Balfreak gloves misspelled words. So I said, can you spell spaghetti? Let's find out who can spell spaghetti and who cannot. Now I don't sell it. Let's take it to the streets, Little Lily, New York City. All right, we are live and little Italy taking it to the streets. How do you spell spaghetti? Spaghetti? No idea? Come on, spaghetti, no idea? UM asked p A G E T I spaghetti? Um sp fuck? I don't know spaghetti. Yeah, how do you spell it? No idea? H SPG? How do you spell spaghetti? I can't spell man no spaghetti. I don't know how to spell you sp spaghetti. That's not the question spaghetti. The questions how do you guys suppose spaghetti? Sph A no s what? Oh my god, I'm so stupid. How you doing, sorr? How you doing? You have a funny afternoon? Very much? Hey? How do you spell spaghetti? Sp a sghetti? Spaghetti? I like, that's good, thank you? S P A g H there's spell spaghetti sp A g H E T T. That's pretty easy. You're good, You're better than a lot of other people can do. Thank you, thank you, and that is what we call taking it to the streets. This is great. This is my favorite thing we've heard on the podcast. We finally have a benchmark. Now on the show final, I can't wait. What about lookout? Well, that's of course the beginning. Look, that's how we started the shark. That's just like a. That's just like a. But this is something that's recurring. And well, Fred, you are like the professor here, how do he hasn't feel to know that people can't spell spaghetti? I feel like you just did it to make yourself look better, because right, well no, I wanted to prove to you that not everybody can spell spaghetti. Do you spell it? Do? I don't have to spell it down? Spell it right now? It's not it's not it's not how you just heard somebody spell it right now? Come on you you repeat it and it was your word you had, You had the answer in front of you. P A H E T T I aladyady for you, very good, always dropping. It's time to go, ladies and gentlemen. We've had a lot of fun here today. Although Paul Freak and I would love to stay and ship chat and have some more funt with you, and we'll do it tomorrow. We would love to. We got time. Maybe we could do it on Wednesday, because here's be weddy. Don't you guys do a podcast, just like an hour and a half podcast. The listeners would love that. If you would like to hear Bull Freak and I do an hour and a half podcast, please drop us a note at the Officer Show at gmail dot com tomorrow. Just watch me now, I guess it's just listen. Two
Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand presents off air show Scary Jones and Greg te episode A fair show. I'm Scary along with Greg T and the bald freak Ronnie. He's ging. Don't you gargle? You gargle, both of you guys. You gargle. No, I've never gargled, well, not to have, but it's been a long time. I mean because my gargling days. I swish. I'm a swish here wait with mouthwash, swish, swish, goggle you swish. I I don't either. I just I take my listering. I drink it. Actually, no, do not. Don't take a shot of listering. That would explain his behavior. You never swallow listening, Yeah, you never drank it. He's supposed to drink alcohol. That so what that's good? Now? It's not. It's chemical? Know that? What are you talking to? Their stuff in there? That's not okay. I got an idea tomorrow you could take You can take a teaspoon of listerine and drink it a tea. Who takes a tea? Yes you can, but it's not good for you. What do you mean I do it? Let's say once every other week or something like that. Or once every other day. I take a teaspoon, I put it in and I freaking take a swish and drink. You actually physically use a teaspoon? No, I know, but a tea spoon is about it. Put it in the top and then I drink it. Come on, dude's supposed to drink it. You're not supposed to drink it. Yes, you can drink the funny movie, very funny scene in a movie called The Sure Thing with John Cusack where he drinks the listerine. Okay, that's not you can drink the listerine. Listen. You could physically drink it. Yes you can't. Can't. I know you can. You can ingest and do what if you want? You could drink freaking arsenic. You know what. I'm gonna bring listerina tomorrow. I am. And tomorrow you guys are gonna take a shot of the listerine. It doesn't mean it's good for you, all right, we'll find out tomorrow. We will listen if you guys. If you're listening right now at home or in the car, drop us an email at the Offair Show at gmail dot com. You can always tweet us at the fair show or send us some pictures six years on and on on Instagram. Yeah, if you got a picture of you doing a shot a listerine, then also put that up on Instagram and send it to us at the fair show. We do not recommend this. We don't recommend you. We do not recommend it. But tomorrow, tomorrow we will be doing me and the boys here are we doing a shot tomorrow on Tuesday? That's right, we'll be doing tomorrow. We're trying to go from worst to first five episodes left. Uh and if you can support us with your words of wisdom and advice for going worse to first using hashtag worst to first, tweeting us calling us at one D two zero one hundred. Um. We want yugs, okay, and we want yous, but not looking for toddlers, all fair heads. We're looking at all fair heads that have that, Like, are we looking for lergs? Can we talk to young I would love to talk I would talk to I don't want any jus. I wasn't todd lergs. I want to find out what they We say that over and over we really should like if you and your if you and your girlfriend went out over the weekend, I want to know what you and your girls got into. I want to know about that. I know what happens to guys over the weekend. You go and you try to hit on girls and you fail. But women. I want to know about you guys and what you did over the weekend. All right, there profanity on this sheet? How was your weekend? And what the f is wrong with you today? Very aggressive? You're on the off their show? Hello? Hello, who's this? What's up? What's up? Pete? Welcome to the first show? Huh yeah, all right? Who are you talking about? It? Um? Just a guy and kids in New York. Just you're a young Pete. What do you do for? What do you do for a living? Pete? Uh? One of my jobs to do? I'm bounce at you're a bouncer? Where are you a bouncer? Where? Uh? Bound to the bar called Darbiel Gills. I think from now one we will refer to you as bouncer. Pete's with me? Nice and ya Ballford. Give me some songs for a bouncer, Pete. You some bouncing songs, bouncy like a bunco scary. Give me some music. He's at the club, Come on bouncing Peace in the club. Give me a bounty seats. Gotta put my keyboard on first, Give me a bounty seat. Anytime he wants to put my keyboard on, I could, you know, maybe try to work something out there. I am not some club music. Okay, some club music, and I know this. What is this? This is bouncer Pete hey Bocsen. What happened? He knows this music? What happened over the weekend at the club? Life broke down? We have to put through a window? SHUTU up? Does that's just? Does that really happen? Man? For real? Way Wait, I've been in clubs. We've all been a clubs work, bouncers getting the fights. But does that really happen? You have to act physically throw somebody and like he actually goes through the glass. Yes, it's rare, but you know they act up and you know you never know what's gonna happen. I've only seen that in the movie Roadhouse. So what was it that? What did he do wrong? That he went through a window? They they someone pushed somebody else and once we got involved, they started fighting us. Mistake. Okay, that's not good. You never listen to me. If a bouncer ever says something to me, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna resist. I'm like, yes, you're right, you've never been window. I've never been. It's never gotten to that if I've ever been, if I've ever been spoken to by a bouncer. I respect what you guys do. And I know that there's seven of you and only one of me, and God forbid any of my friends would ever stick up for me, so I would lose you. I wouldn't lose it a bark right real quick. So congratulations on throwing it back through a glass window. I hope he's not gonna sue Na. No, we'll scare you've been. You're a frequenter of clubs. You've never got into it with a bouncer before, had a bad experience. Never, Because I keep my nose clean, I keep my my mom my business. I'm the kind of guy that downstairs, like Pete love because we don't cause any trouble and we don't bother nobody, which just that's on the mic. I have. I gotta tell you, I have had the pleasure of being tossed out by a bouncer. I was at a local bar. The bar of the city called down the Hatch, me and my m and then still open is. So me and my buddies were in down the Hatch and one thing led to another. There was a push up pushing match. Something got crazy. You know, there's a I don't know if you're still is There was a pool table there and one of the bouncers had me pressed up my face on the felt of the last week on the pool table. One of the bouncers had his like arm and elbow like in my neck. Screw ball on the side. Please let me out, and the guy picked me up, and really, you know, they have the stairs going up, you know, like for me off the stairs out to the street for real. That is legit. That is legit. So you know what. I appreciate what you bouncers do. Man, thank you, thank you so much for representing Darby O'Grady's what was it, Come on, get it right, Sullivan, Oh, flatteries, we listen listening. I think I think bouncer Pete, I was talking to you off the year before we put you on hold, and you've got a question for our very own ball free. Um all right, yeah, what are your previous episode? You were talking about uh on the grill, scary was talking about food and you sell my last name. I said your last name, chet chevallett let and you said that that was that? What do you? What do you? What do you do? What do you? Thank? You trying to make fun of it? Isn't that a certain type of sauce each cheval I've never heard of Chevallette? No, you you don't have my support on that one. All right, Well, I'm all on my I'm I'm an island. Why what's the fun. That's not me making fun of anybody. That's just me talking about myself. I heard im saying. I was very intrigued. I'm like, why is he saying my name? I've heard I've heard of now I gotta go look it up now, I gotta look at the Italian Sausage dictionary. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what that is. All right, all right, it's okay, it's it's it's it was a subliminal tribute to you bouncer people. Yeah, he's happy about it, right, Pete, this isn't this isn't a controversy. That's right, My love all be all civallette guy. But if it wasn't cool. Bouncer Pete was ready to bounce. He's gonna bounce me, bro right through the plate glass window. All right, well, I'm glad I'm on the good side of a bouncer Peat. Thank you. So yeah, you guys, I'm I'm you guys are one of my inspirations. I'm thinking about starting my own podcast, which hold on a second inspiration to you. Yes, oh, what mass you want to start your own podcast? And what would it be about? It would be I would love to have to live music like ball, but it would be me and a couple of friends who would sit and talk just be kind of like, yes, well when I quit this one, when I quit this Pete, me and you will get it together. All right, I'll be your I'll be your backup bed. Yet what about to hear about hot shakes and they're and all their yoga pants and then oh we had tylers. That's so talking about? Story about there you go. It could be it could be the bouncers. It could be will bounce you bro? Hey, listen, I love that the bouncer bro corner Hey put it all. How about the bouncers, the bouncer broscer all right, So listen, So Pete, maybe you can give us a ring every Monday, give us a call and tell us about what happened in your club, and we'll start it off that way. How about that? I like to down all right? So we all right? So your assignment is that every Monday we will tweet when we're about to take some balls. We want you to call it yep, and you give us the report from the club. I like that. And if we're ever in Poughkeepsie, will come up there and we will have to throw a few back. We're going to go to a club. We'll tuk to your club, we'll talk to your club and peas. Okay, we're not gonna give you any empty promises. We just say if we're in the neighbor, right, we'll reach out the T shirt that I'm never gonna get, just like that. Bouncer Pete, you stand hold right now and I'm taking information. Send your T shirt. Listen, this is great? Are you kidding me? This is awesome? Now, Bouncer Pete's gonna call in on Monday's. I love that. Give us a bouncer board content? So who does love content? Guys? Talk about content? I went to Vegas this weekend. I got a lot of stories from you. I want to hear about all of what's happened in Vegas, sex, drugs and rock and rolls. Vegas run the way. The Vegas is not press Vegas. Just wait for it, wait for it. Viva Vegas, vas Vegas. Okay, So the I Heart Radio Music Festival Edition two nights of action packed music. You got Brittany Drake YouTube so stingy, Ronnie, you would have loved Tears For Fears. Tears for they were really good, sound as great as they did back. But something happens and I'm head over the way they did everybody wanted they did that song. They didn't showing the seeds of love. They did shout come on out? What about too? Did you two streets have known? The streets have no name? You know? So here's what was weird about the you two set. So you two did a lot of the newer stuff like Vertigo, Elevation right and Beautiful Day Right. They didn't. I still have they still I'm still be found what I'm looking for and me being me seeing YouTube ten times? Um they I had only seen them do Desire once the concert and they opened with it and they had this big Vegas come on playing for me. How did they open with the desire? Come on, st pay me the picture, Paint me the picture. That's just how they did it. Nice come out, Yeah, just like this. Yeah, and they had all this crazy mortage Vegas of like strippers as I close up of like sevens on the slot machine, like people down the strip all and it was amazing. And by the way there they've really really gotten with the technology as far as the screen was huge and crystal clear. Yeah. Yeah, you gotta. I owe it to the T Mobile Arena. You gotta give him some big ups. Is a nice place. T Mobile Arena is the sound and the lightning and all the effects. It really brings context to another level. That's the new arena they're in Vegas that's just opened up. Yeah, ye opened up a few months back. Wasn't a great place to have the show for Nomen? Yeah, wait to do it again? Neat against MGM. I mean they have a great arena as well, but it was a better than MGM. It was. Yeah, because again we're not we're not putting him down and say this is a new Arena's what it's built nothing against MGM. It says that this was a much more updated arena. It was ready technology wise. You know, it was great anyway, So you two was awesome. Um, I have a little problem with Snapchat and Britney spears because I was fan girling. You know, I'm a huge Britney fan. Give your favorit Britney. So come on play, give me your favorite. What's your favorite Britney song? I mean, there's so many way do you start, bad man? Come on? Give me three baby baby, no, no, no, come on. This is the song that she came out to. Yes, she came out from the side by the way and she marched down the aisle. So she was like kind of like, uh, you know, so she was she was right in the crowd. Was elbody going nuts? She okay, listen, this is how she walks out. We knew, yeah, we don't. We all know that she lipsticks and she has that still has that. I don't think she's ever sang a real word, not once in concert. Well okay, but but but how do you think his career never sing a real word? Because you're talking about the show, it's a lot of the choreography, it's about the dance moves. Tell Milly Vanilly that. So here's here's the problem. I was on snapchat. I snapchat at every minute of her entire set, okay, and it must have gotten about thirty five snaps out and the ten second snapchats like ten second increments, right, So it was snap snap, snap, snap, snap, and I was just obsessed. Okay. So and we work big whatever fit he will dance, come on Walford shaped in his head. He won't even dance to the songs. So against pretty scarce. And then, by the way, Drake was also awesome. He really crushed it. But most first and foremost, I wanted to just explain what happened to me on my trip back, because I didn't really tell the story. We'll tell what happened part on the morning show. So my flight was at nine in the morning. By the way, off their heads. If you're waiting for bald Freak to chime in, Baldfrey is sitting on his hands. He refuses to do anything. When we played Britney Spears, go ahead, scary, take it away, all right, bald Freak, you can come back to the table. I've been here and come back to the dinner table. We will not play anymore Britney Spears spars today. I mean the guy, the guy. The guy wants to have sex with Britney Spears, but he doesn't want to hear her music. Is that right? We're talking about missed my flight? Yeah. No, whenever you decide to go to Vegas or any party city, never and never get a flight that ends in a m Why because you're setting yourself up for disaster. Um, we party late into the night at the club. We were this place called Jewel, which is where they had the after party for the iHeart Radio Music Festival. Yeah, We're hanging out till all hours of the night. And then I get back to my room and I said, I think I'm gonna set my alarm on my iPhone. For that, it's usually the new app, like there's you're an app on the phone times time? Have you bedtime? What's that? That's the new thing? And then if you update your phone due to the new i os ten you get bedtime. Now Okay, well I don't have time? Are you know? Is that the alarm system turned black? Did you have rocking sex over the weekend in the Vegas Why not? Why? Because there's no time for anything. When you're in Vegas with your girl, you gotta slam her up against the walls. You gotta do stuff to her that has never been done before. Seriously, you're in Vegas, man, You're not a Disney World in the story. I understand what you mean to tell me that you at the Vegas and you were there Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday and not once did you do some kind of crazy sex act on your girlfriend? Now what? Because I was up for thirty six hours the first night, but the second night I worked for twelve hours. You gotta snort some lines, do something with something crazy. Well, you're in Vegas, do that stuff. You're it My turn upside down. Every day I set my alarm from five am. So what happened was I went to bed and then I never did set my alarm. I dreamt. I had a dream I set my alarm. That is the worst. So what ended up happening was I woke up at ten after eight yeah, and I said, oh my god, my flight leaves and forty minutes how do you how do you get to the airport from Vegas forty minutes? And I wasn't even packed. I took all my stuff in one felt swoop and I threw it in my bag. Right sent the freaking luggage job, I told Rob, and Hey, whatever I leave behind, you gotta cover me because her flight was leaving much later. Oh my god. I didn't even I didn't even go to the bathroom, didn't brush my teeth. I threw on. I had a shirt, the shirt that I was wearing to say, so, if your flight leaves at what time? Again? Nine o'clock? All right, leaves at nine. It's now ten after age. Okay, so this takes you all about another six minutes. Now six minutes. Okay, so it's six and it takes me another five minutes. You got to get the elevator to run through the hallway. Time was at the ass end of the hallway, and then I had to run through the entire ballage. Free, give me some music for this call. We gotta lea the picture for this one. Come on, ready, here we go, and then I'm running to the second. Let me play your alarm. Here we go. Ready, it's not ten of three? Wake up, scary, scary, wakes up? Gun? What? What? Oh my god, Oh my god, I over slept. Oh my god, I got a perfect stop. You grab your stuff for everything, to my luggage. It's sixteen. I grabbed my ship and I didn't started running down the hallway. It's gotta go. Hit the elevator. Hit the elevator button. Come on, elevator, come on, go fist enough, he's in the elevator. Now Ballfrey, change the music. Then now I'm running through the Lobbyaga, running through the lobby, of the running through the lobby. I gotta get a cat, gotta get running, running, running, go. Nobody was online for a cap because he was sitting there waiting for me. Okay, it's gotta be now twenty after and at this point it absolutely was okay, it's a twenty. You get into the cab and said, hey, you gotta get me over to to the airport to Vegas. You're my way, you go, wait, you got mine just Vegas Airport Outwest Terminal. I gotta get my flight. I'm late, I'm late. Right to that to the airport we go, and she started and she stepped on it. She peeled out of there. Give me taxing music, Paul Freak, taxing music. I arrived at the airport eight thirty three am. Oh, my god out, Hey, go, hey, going out. Yeah, I'm running through the rann to do the airport. Go. He's running, he's running. He's with me. I don't have to check out bag, thank you. But how did you get through? I run? I ran over to that and I ran out to the guard. I said, listen, do you understand my Flightly, it's eight forty in the morning. My flight is probably boat eight minutes because well, you're in luck sun because there's no security line upstairs. Like he's a gentleman, please trap it. Am on a little bit of turbulets. On the way back to Newark Airport there were three people enemy for security. Gentleman's anybody no scary, he's not in his seat. Over in the A and B terminals, they don't get as much traffic as you do with the United terms. What do you flight? Fly United? No? I flew south West. That's what saved me. Go he's on the airplane down. I'm running now. Now I'm running down the terminal to my gate. Excuse me, Sorr, you're gonna check that bag. It's ten to nine, sir, you're gonna check that bag, don't. We don't have to check my bag because it's not oversized. I guess what, sir, you have a lead access you can just go right up. No, I don't have that either. There is no sech thing on Southwest. Southwest. You pick your seat when you get the priority boarding. Don't they call your group? I was a group A. Yes, here's last call for group A. This is the last call for group A. Right on, right onto the flight and the flight takes off. I made it with time to spare tower. We're about to take off right now, the Southwest flight. Well, I thank Scary Jones for joining the flight today on arm five and a half hour flight back from launce Vegas and New New Jersey, rodge that tower. I really have cleared someone in first class with stinky as breath, that Scary Jones. There's no first class comes as they say. Everybody is for classes. Might be a little bit of turbulence on the way back into New York over the rocking over the rocky mountains. See, you would have vomited your face off. Hence why I do not fly to Vegas. I'm not going over the damn mountains. I hate that, all that thin air and then doing it. It was a bumpy right back. The first was very bumpy. Forget about it. Forget about you know what. Drop us an email if you ever missed your flight, we want to hear about where'd you get stranded? Drop us an email at the Offair Show at gmail dot com or tweet us at the afair Show. We want to hear about your horror stories on how you had to get back and you missed your flight. You know what happens? What happens when you forgot about in Vegas? All about it? Missed the flight to St. Louis. Really, once upon a time, what happened? Then? That's it, That's the whole story. I wasn't about the miss flight. I was a man on a mission. How was your freak? How was your freaking weekend? Freaking? Why do you look like Daughtry today? Bull freak? I tell you this a million times. I don't look like Daughtry. Dawtry looks like me. You know what I do? For real, I can't take it anymore. I've got to take a picture of you and Daughtry. I'm gonna put him side by side, and you know what I'm gonna put up at the All Fair Show. So later on this afternoon. After you've done here in the podcast, head over to the All Fair Show on Instagram and you will see a side by side of Daughtry and Walfrey. I was here first, Chris Daughtry, What was your weekend? Like? I heard Gregg Ty gave you a call? He no, he texts me and asked me if hey, bro, have you ever heard of pot drops? Pot drops? Yeah? That was the That was the highlight of my way. What was what was that all about? So? I don't know. I'm curious to know why. You want to know? Was so super awkward? Do you have some romantic music music? You'll give me something? Give us some romantic like jazzy music, Like I'm gonna fancy restaurant. What you got there? Jazzy music? I'm gonna Miles David, Miles Davis. I don't know. And this is like bad porn over. Trish and I really wanted to go to dinner in this place, right, sam Verreau. So we finally got a right, we finally got a reservation for sam Vera, and we're going with another couple and we're having fun. I don't think what's the place is packed? I have seven thirty reservations right this music. You know what happened at seven thirty the major d taels me, sorry, I cannot sit you until eight fifteen. I gotta reservation for seventhority the hell kind of had the reservation. The reservation exactly, that's what the reservation, because why I let me have a reservation for seventh thirty, But you can sit me down eight fifteen. Z anyway upstairs the song. This song is in sam Vera and they had great food, by the way, terrific click. But all of a sudden we started talking about one of our local friends. We call him a professional pot smoker. Professional like he smokes every day, has to get through the day, just lights up in and smokes week right, kind of like you there, yeah, so he says. So he says, he's now moved to pot drops. Have you heard what are they? Dude, wal freak, tell what it is? Over over this dinner, we're talking about pot drops. It's essentially like eye drops, your ear drops. It comes in a little you know, glass, a little glass thingy thing with a really concentrated th right, and you just you just pop it right on your tongue, babby. And then after the racist right after the racist come on give me the pot song which I'm scary, please smoking pot, putting it on your tongue were smoke and come on man, give it to me. I mean that's I've seen it in like when I've been Seattle and Colorado. They like just like every other confectionery product on the on the planet, that's part of the the display item. But this is new now. Yeah, it's all it's all about the you know, it's all about the new ways to So if you really I've never tried and said you get higher, I haven't tried it either. Really yeah. Sorry during the end of the week, why don't we try after we do a Listerine shot shot prop. I love it. What about you, Tea? What's going on with you this week? Listen? This week is gonna be a crazy week. I know that. Scary You and I are hopping a flight. We're going to Dayton, Ohio on Friday. Yeah. Is it Land of Illusion? The Land of Illusions. We're going to be in that in Ohio. So if you're a Channel listener and Dayton, Ohio, great, Tina and I will be there Friday night partying with you. Guys are you illusion? Are you gonna be illusions? Or are you gonna be real? People are gonna be repleges not ta Aren't you getting a tattoo tomorrow? I got a tattoo tomorrow. Tomorrow I go see tattoo Dave over Broadway Tattoos South Amboy, Plug plug plug? What about piercing Johnny? Is he gonna be there? You know what? I haven't thought about going to get Pierson Johnny. I might want to get a Prince Albert. But so I am having a little bit of difficulty at home because my my, my little girls don't want daddy to have tattoos all over his body. And I'm like, dude, I need my tattoos, but they don't want it. So I am gonna get a tattoo. But I'm putting you on the other on my left leg. I'm doing the other marathon running that I have on the right legs. If a marathon running, you right marathon running when you left? Because I ran the marathon twice, ball freak read it once, yeah, and so sorry by thirty minutes thirty minutes, you didn't pay by thirty minutes. You did it in four fifties something minutes what's the what's four fifty four twenty? It was like the mill on that one. You did not finish a half an hour a half hour. I was there. I had it like a roast beef sand which I was waiting to finish. This guy, is it really about? Is about finishing. It's about actually finishing. It's about it's about no, no, you know what. It's not about beating him. It's not a risk. It's a race unless you run around the block. So it's a little competitive. It's a race, Daughtry. It's called the race. Somebody wins. They give a trophy to the guy who comes in race the girl who comes in first. Guess what. It's a race for the elite runners. You're not an elite runner. So anyway, all right, either way, So tomorrow we're gonna like tattoo one o'clock. I'm gonna go see tattoo Dave, and I can't wait. We'll have tattoo Dave calling tomorrow. Can I we rewind a second? What's the it with your daughters? Like, did they have an intervention? Did they like sit you down and say, daddy, no tattoos no? Like? So what happened was Trish actually sat me down and Trich She's like, hey, listen, we gotta talk, and she brings the girls into the room. She's like, Jada and Ella would like to talk to you at So Jade is nine and Ella six, and I go, yeah, what's up, guys, And Jada goes, Dad, I don't want a dad with all these tattoos all over his body. And it was really hard to hear, you know, like you have to a kid. I really want to set sorry, I'm doing it anyway. Kids, get out of here. I wish you can't do that. I can't, okay, but you're gonna still get a tattoo those I still go. But on the leg we all agreed that was okay. Because I didn't do the marathon. They understand we're gonna call them that I finished the half hour before you. They were there. They saw it with their own eyes. Scary song and before. I just want to let you know that you're leading by example for your daughters and they're seeing getting a tattoo's not long before their entire body is inked and they're working the poll. Which is what I said to Trish. I said, I said, I said, Trish, what am I gonna say to them when all of a sudden they're like, hey, I want to go put a tattoo on their body, You're gonna have to say yes, No, you gotta remind them of this time. He's right, Balfreak's right, and we go, you know what, I don't really want to have a daughter with tattoos over the body. I'm sorry, you're not able to remember that time when he sat me down. That's right. I'm talking at Daddy keeps doing it and I can't. I'm going to That's how. That's called rebellion, and that's what kids do. Well, yeah, I'm getting one. It is this way we can ease them into maybe the second or the third, and the fourth and fifth and whatever. We just got a lot of expertise on these things. Running child, you know, child bearing. He was a rebellious Is it coming up? We have to go over week three of the NFL picks. We want to see who's going to wear the golden some brill not me bro plus our very first taking it to the streets at the San gin Naro Feast. You can always reach out to us one hundred right now though day and I heard this over the weekend in Vegas. I haven't heard it in a couple of years. This is so big. It's the night out eight track? I hate baby? What's know anymore? On? Keep baby, give try. I am finding answer. If you want to know why, I don't want to know to give another places. So come on. Sound if we spend the night sound if we spend the night Hey baby, what's that sound? If we spend the night out? Of fair Show? Scary Greg t at the ball free Oh my john Off, we're moving down. It's time when you're telling for the Golden sommerro as the award. This week's the biggest loser. We should rename it that. On The fair Show's NFL Week three football Picks. All right, here's what happened over the weekend. It doesn't look good for all of us. What it looks good for yourself? Bro? You know all right? I must say it would have looked good for me. And I made my own freaking picks whatever. And you that was your choice that you made in front of everybody you could. You were cocky though, and paying the projects I I I let I let share. If you weren't weren't paying attention to the last podcast, number sixty four. In that episode, um I told Share she was hanging out in the studios with us. I said, you know what, I'm so far ahead of the pack. Yeah, you could make my picks for me this week. So how did we do? Greg t all right, you're ready for this one. This is unbelievable happen. This is gonna be a bit of building swallow. Alright, So Scary, let's Share do his first pick, and she choose the Rams over the Bucks. Rams win thirty seven three, So I got that one. The win a win, So Scary's got one. Wint He's got one alright. Then all of a sudden, she stays local and Share, you know what, I like the Giants on the Giants old of Redskins at Home, which they should have won, by the way, but they didn't Redskins. WHI that's a loss. Then again I get Shar says to Scary, come out and stay local. Again. She knows the Jets are gonna go into Kansas City, so Shar says, the Scary, We're taking the Jets over kIPS City. That was a bad pick. I think Fitzpatrick is still in throwing interceptions he's still he is still throw up so many freaking Apple turno seven sex unbelievable, right, So he so scary? You walk away with two losses and a win, that which is bad. Had I done this, by the way, had I done this on my own, I would have stayed away from all three of those games and picked three different ones. You didn't you get another chance, wal freak so cocky, dude, you're such an ass, dude. What are you talking about? He really is? All right, Greg, Tea's up next, games man, here's what happens. Great, Tea's up next. So here's what I did. So in the first game, I chose the Raiders over the Titans, and the Raiders win seventeen ten to win for me very good. And I said, there's no way that the Cardinals are gonna lose to the Buffalo Bills. Rex Ride's job is on the line. That the team sucks. Now, Sammy Watkins is out. Cardinals get crushed thirty three eighteen, Buffalo runs away with it. That's a loss for me that I say, come on, guys, you guys are missing this game. I can't belie guess you're didn't pick this? I said, how do you think Carolina is gonna lose to the Vikings? Minus are starting quarterback now, minus Adrian Peterson. Come on, guys, there's no way. And you know what happened. Vikings win, Panthers lose. Greg t walks away with two losses and a win. You tied with me. It's up to ball Freak. What did you do? Did you tie with balt Freak? Paul free takes, oh my god, his first game. Ball Freak takes the Ravens in Jacksonville over the jag seventeen so and and the Ravens win nineteen seventy and that's one win for him. Look you on that one. Oh my god. Then Balfrey goes and he goes, you know, guys, I'm gonna take the Packers over the Lions and the right and the package one against Aaron Rodgers thirty four seven. He's already got two wins, but Balfrey's not stopping there against my team. Bullford goes against his favorite team, the forty Niners, which is an easy one decision. This sucks so bad, so awful. This year. He goes, he takes the Seahawks at home and he beats some thirty seven eighteen. His money on the line. God Sabrero. We got duel Sabrero because we both of them one and two? Are they both made out of girl? They're scary Sambrero and I got mine. I got feel Yeah, he looks good. Here he goes with his scared cow girl. What did I do? I feel like an idiot? You look like one it spart. I never thought i'd be wearing I thought it was better at this game. So what do you think? Scary gonna have a share? Do you picks next week? How you feeling about hey? Lead now? She is coming in on Thursday, but she's staying. No, she stayed far away from my freaking picks. We are going to take a picture. We'll put that up on Instagram as well. I'm Scary and I wearing the sombreros and ball freak. You know right now, ball Freak. Here's how it looks up right now. Scary Jones is still in first place. His record is six and three. Ball Freak. You are now in second place at five and four. I come in last place at three wins, six loss. Ugly, you're pretty bad, and I just want to make a disclaimer. It's not that I don't think girls can pick football games, because they can, I just don't think share can fall. I would lead with two sombreros, and you and Scary are tied with one sombrero each. So there you go, guys, enjoy that for our picks. And Thursday we're coming back and I swear I'm taking I'm going three now, time trade right along. There's no time. Are so excited for our first installment of taking it to the streets where Greg t goes out? Is it just you or do I get to do take it into the streets one weekend? We'll want if you propose this idea. I thought it would be great if we each go out and we do some kind of question answer with the audience, with the all fair heads on the streets. Okay, so on our first test, because you guys weren't doing it, that's okay. Well you're the man that has the all, you're the pioneer. You've done this before, which you call for you. So I went out and I was at the San Gennaro fast right, and I'm at the feast here a little Italy in New York City, and I figured, listen, I I said, you know what, I want to find out how smart some of these people really are. And I know that Balfreak gloves misspelled words. So I said, can you spell spaghetti? Let's find out who can spell spaghetti and who cannot. Now I don't sell it. Let's take it to the streets, Little Lily, New York City. All right, we are live and little Italy taking it to the streets. How do you spell spaghetti? Spaghetti? No idea? Come on, spaghetti, no idea? UM asked p A G E T I spaghetti? Um sp fuck? I don't know spaghetti. Yeah, how do you spell it? No idea? H SPG? How do you spell spaghetti? I can't spell man no spaghetti. I don't know how to spell you sp spaghetti. That's not the question spaghetti. The questions how do you guys suppose spaghetti? Sph A no s what? Oh my god, I'm so stupid. How you doing, sorr? How you doing? You have a funny afternoon? Very much? Hey? How do you spell spaghetti? Sp a sghetti? Spaghetti? I like, that's good, thank you? S P A g H there's spell spaghetti sp A g H E T T. That's pretty easy. You're good, You're better than a lot of other people can do. Thank you, thank you, and that is what we call taking it to the streets. This is great. This is my favorite thing we've heard on the podcast. We finally have a benchmark. Now on the show final, I can't wait. What about lookout? Well, that's of course the beginning. Look, that's how we started the shark. That's just like a. That's just like a. But this is something that's recurring. And well, Fred, you are like the professor here, how do he hasn't feel to know that people can't spell spaghetti? I feel like you just did it to make yourself look better, because right, well no, I wanted to prove to you that not everybody can spell spaghetti. Do you spell it? Do? I don't have to spell it down? Spell it right now? It's not it's not it's not how you just heard somebody spell it right now? Come on you you repeat it and it was your word you had, You had the answer in front of you. P A H E T T I aladyady for you, very good, always dropping. It's time to go, ladies and gentlemen. We've had a lot of fun here today. Although Paul Freak and I would love to stay and ship chat and have some more funt with you, and we'll do it tomorrow. We would love to. We got time. Maybe we could do it on Wednesday, because here's be weddy. Don't you guys do a podcast, just like an hour and a half podcast. The listeners would love that. If you would like to hear Bull Freak and I do an hour and a half podcast, please drop us a note at the Officer Show at gmail dot com tomorrow. Just watch me now, I guess it's just listen. Two