Feb. 7, 2017

The Off Air Show - 'Super Bowl Hangover' - Ep.106

The Off Air Show - 'Super Bowl Hangover' - Ep.106

Ep.106- Super Bowl Recap; The awarding of the Super Bowl boxes; and a controversy over the rules and source of payment

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Speaker 1: Elvis drand presents off air show Scary Jones and Greg Tea what else six, I'm scary. This is Gregg t and the Ball Free. We are here on a Monday. I'm over here now. Monday is the term for Super Bowl Monday. It's having a hangover, it's being sluggish dragon, you asked to work, or calling it sick, or being late. Call up. We'll keep up with that morning the Internet. Yeah, I thought you came up with it. I don't think you know trademark that. I think you guys tried to force it down people's throats, that that's what the days called. When nobody's really calling it that. I gotta be honest. A lot of people are calling it that on social It was trending on Twitter. I cannot listen. I would love to be clever enough to take credit, but I did not come up with that. Today on the st you call it that. No, that's the first time I've ever heard that. I don't hear it. I'm not on the social is for when they Scary Jones. Yeah. So anyway, today we recap the super Bowl from last night. Yes, the commercials also most McCarthy, Shawn Spicer at SNL, we gotta make a little point to talk about that. Seriously, did you see Saturday Live over the weekend? Did you guys? Honest? The guy Okay, So here's the thing, Hilari. First of all, she looks just like looks just like Okay. So she was not even scheduled to be a host or anything. She just did a surprise appearance. Exactly. They took everybody by surprise. Scared. You have the sound of her. So she makes fun of Sean Spicer, the you know, the press secretary for for Trump. You know, yes, So dude, I'm telling you, I look like a man with gray hair. She looks exactly like him. She was great to begin today by apologizing on behalf of you to me. You have treated me these last two weeks, and that apology is not accepted because I'm not here to be your buddy. I'm here to swallow gum and I'm here gonna take nay see what you want not And we're not a politically charged show. We don't care. But SNL was just downright funny. You're right. At one point she picked up the entire presidential podium and she started like jam in it at somebody she goes, yeah, you don't listen to me. It was it was comedy. Is comedy your right? Scary? You know? And so she takes the podium. She walks up after one of the reporters and she's like, come on, dork, come on, dork, come on, dork. We got to we cap our super Bowl boxes today. Also, um, I want to tell you about my time at the strip club on Saturday night. Want to hear about that? Another visit from friendship, Rachel, you I was at a strip club? Was your birthday? You know? Okay? I had a three day birthday weekend Friday night. You came out with me, bald freak. Thank you so much for you welcome. You know. I'm sorry I was not. I was kind of like a buzz kill, but I was like barely conscious. Yeah. I had a long, long stretch of like two days in a row, had a lot of podcast interviews here and that other podcast I do you won't mention. We went we went why Not Men Independent Minded? And it's wonderful. So we went out for some steakings, me and some of the boys and where do we go? We went to UM series Ben and Jerry's Ben and Jackson Benn and Jack Steakhouse. If every in New York City, you want to McCormick, you want to find cut of meat, go there. Great TITYU you were missing for my birthday. Yes, I I really wanted to be there and I wanted to be invited. I thank you for inviting me, but there was nothing I can do. There's no way I could possibly make it into the city. Plus, Friday night for me was what's called fun night. Oh, it was fun night at my kids school. Because Trish and I are so embedded in the community and we do so many things for her school. We had to be there and like kind of host this event and whatnot. Said my whole entire day. The moment I got out of here on Friday morning, I drove home and I so many like a laundry list of things to get done. Like, you know, here's the thing about getting married, don't do it. Okay, there's the thing about getting married. Don't do it. I'm gonna play that back to myself. Yeah, you played back all you want. Don't do it. Because here's the thing. By the way, I never I never ever thought that that thought never crossed my mind. It is I'm telling you man. You know, so your wife, you know what happens is your wife stays home, right, so at least my at least church does. Church doesn't work. So Trish, now you know, is involved in the kids school system and like with everything the kids do, dance class and everything. Right, so she signs herself up for all these big events that are going on. And one of the big events is called fun Night that she heads up. So she heads up fun Night. But when your wife doesn't work and then she heads up fun night, you know what, you know, it really happens. You as a husband are a part of fun Night, whether you like it or not. Right, whether you signed up or not, you're a part of fun nme, You're always sign it up for fun night. Paused the piano for a second. So I'm a part of fun night. There you go, This is that's right. You want the modern day. So there we were going over to the school and I had my hometire truck exactly. My truck is filled with like all these goodies that I had to drop up the school. I gotta talk to the maintenance crew, I gotta bring everything in. They let me in the gym early setting it all up and you don't even know the week leading up to it. The week leading up I'm working in my garage, eating styles from Oh My God. So that's always started my Friday, my weekend off, my Friday doing fun night at the school. Sorry I brought it up, So I do want to talk about also my time at the Strip club. That was Saturday night birthday number two and Sunday night at the at the bar birthday number three. When did you do number two? I'm sorry it couldn't be again. I really don't want to be with you, guys. Can we start of our engines? You re any boys? Ye? Start with me. Let's playing with Monty kiss On again the intro to our big start your Engines. And I gotta say this song is so appropriate for me. I'm gonna go first because this was the kind of music get her. At the Strip Club on Saturday night, I was partying with the girls. I was with girls. I was with a women's softball team. Our old buddy Sal seven hundred Sal back in the day and his boys had branded and all that we were partying, hanging out. My girlfriend was like all about getting crazy at the strip club. Yeah, on Saturday. Now do you mean a female softball team. It was an all women's softball team that was partying with us at our table. We were at the strip club randomly while you were there at the same time. No Shalon Brandon. Our old friends brought them in, invited these female softball player that's right, all right, that's right, yes, and they were all you know, people are getting lap dances. It was getting crazy good time at Sapphire, that's right. Did not I did not get it. I was not into it though. You know me, I hate strip clubs, so I was just there for the environment, the atmosphere, and the one drink that I was able to have my talking fat loss programs. I think the reason why the he stump st in there, the reason why you don't like strip clubs is because you've got a girlfriend, so you're not really like you know, you're not miserable yet, like for myself been married a while. Like I will go to a strip club right now, Seriously, you want to go to a strip club, you just tell me when I will go to a strip club. I will stop everything to go to a strip club. And why don't you stick your hand down your pants with a remote on the other hand, hit it. I'm telling you, scratch balls on the couch. I love strip clubs. I love and love and love them. They're so great. The women are beautiful, they smell nice, to get some good music, good dancing, Oh my god. And if you can go there, if it's your birthday, you get special attention. They rub your shoulder, they put their fingers through your hair, great teams. Needing a aside, Why don't you like strip clubs? Because I can't get into it. It's too much. The fantasy is Come on, people, there's no secret. I just know that all that's going on in every one of these women's heads is how much? How can I how much this guy? How much? This guy's a sucker? Any milk? Maybe exactly? Let me just probably right, you're probably right, probably probably that is what they're doing. So I can't get that to me. The fantasy is broken, the illusion is gone, and I'm like, no, she's trying to take me for all I all I got, But don't look at it like she's rubbing on me only so she can rub money out of me, like a genie and a lamp. I can't get into it. I'm glad you're sustained. Sustaining. Look at it a trip to this to this trip club like as if you're going bowling with a bunch of friends. Enjoy bowling, like you're gonna go to the movies, Enjoy the greatest movie that you really wanted to see. Enjoy it like a theme park. You go to a strip club and you enjoy. You got all these rides, everyone's gonna ride you all over the place. You got yea, what do you enjoying it? No? Enjoy it? Have fun. I just see a bunch of robberies. You buy a gunpoint No, you're over thinking to come up? Give me what's in your wallet? You got to say anything to get over on you? And I don't like it. Scary. We've been we know each other a long time. Think of all the times we've gone to a strip club? Has it ever been like a good experience. We have to walk out of there saying, man that because you're not rooting on the players, you're not join the game. We can do a podcast, Come on all the time's bald freaking eye over there hasn't been to a strip club or having a stripper to a track or our stripper in the rooms wor and I can tell you right now we have tons of stories of just a bunch of bullshite full It was awful. One of awful experience. It literally was taking your money at You know what if I thought about going to the strip club, Like you're going to a baseball game and you're rooting on the players, and then all of a sudden, the players come over and they want to give you a little bit of autograph. You know, hang out with a bunch of stripping. Absolutely three. Part three of my weekend was the Scary Jones birthday at the super Bowl party at the Ainsworth. How's that halftime comes up? This djace, all of a sudden they come out with champagne, sparklers dream hold on you awake for this rounds of fireball? And here's where they come out with a chocolate blackout cake Exactly. I'm like, I like, are you kidding me? Just a cruel joke. I couldn't have. I barely drank the champagne. I I didn't go to the end of the fireball because it's full of sugar. And then I finally went to the cake and I'm looking at it and I sniffed it, and I'm like, I can't sniff the cake. Yeah, everybody else my cake though, But they passed it out to the table next to us too. They had like twenty pieces going out. I mean there was a table full of girls across from us. We threw the red them the rest of the cake. I mean, it was awesome through. It was great for everyone, except for the birthday boy. Because I am on Dr Fat Loss, I was gonna say, mention it. Just make sure you get to mention it, okay, Sae endorsements. Feel uncomfortable going to a party like that where all of a sudden girls are coming out with with bottles and sparklers and they're singing birthday and all that stuff. I would feel so out of place. I wouldn't know what to do. They're right, well, all right, well we'll solve that next time. Ball freak. What do you got on your mind here? Well, I got nothing on my mind. Oh come on, it's gotta be something. What did you do over you know the cool Well, the biggest thing I did before the Super Bowl was hang out with Scary and when we had the steak and we were all four hungry guys getting ready to eat steak, and you remember scary they brought out the bacon. We all had a piece of bacon, and then by the time the steak came out, we were we were done. So like we all had like four pieces of steak. So not only did you take home your leftover, you take home Dave's left your buddy. Dave gave me his ribby, and Buttons has been enjoying the ribby. Why don't you have some of that? That that's human meat. You're not stakes a weekend. The Buttons enjoy him soft stake. He was locked up all day because I had to hang out with you. So he got a reward. You got a little stakes and bits and bits and bits. I mixed it in with his kibble. But you know, but still, man, I mean, that's a s expensive steak. Man. You can give it on you give it to your dog. You're saying it's not worth it to give it to my dog. I'm just saying, give it. Cut around. It was free. I didn't even it wasn't even my steak. It was somebody else's. But I brought my steak home. I had my healthy can mistake me for a dog anyway? He think he gives a ship. He's loving life. Did you see the games? His Super Bowl? Of course? Yeah? I made the friendship. There is bub buffalo chicken dip. Bro, you know why I saw a friendship? Rachel reach out to you on Twitter that that was my first endorsement. How did I do? She's coming in, she's gonna be and speaking up. We did kind of tell her, were like, listen, we're gonna be dragging our feet, like why do you want to come up here? But yeah, but scary already guaranteed her a spot. What did you guys make with the product? Um? I'm going to make the better buffalo chicken dip as soon as it's uh my diets over next week. What did you make? I made? Um? What did I What did I make? I went to a party. I wasn't allowed to make it because I was going to a you made you made money? I wasn't allowed to take a dish to the party. There was already stuff there allowed. They said no, please don't bring anything? Said can I bring something to the party, and they're like no, just yourself? Why do you keep? Should have made something with with the friendship? There's cottage? Was your weekend? What about you, gregg T What what do you have for us? Oh? My god? So well, basically I told you that my weekend started off on a front. We don't want to hear anymore about that. I went. I went to a hockey game, in ice hockey game, collegiate ice hockey game. Over the weekend. I saw Ryder University take on Liberty University from Virginia. These boys were big and a fight broke out. It was sick, insane. The fans were yelling, screaming, and then one of the fathers was sitting behind me, one of us. His son was playing hockey right. So when a fight broke out, one of the other players from Liberty is skating at his son right, and the son's back is turned towards the guy right a swear to God. The father is yelling to his son and he and he yells behind you, number twenty two, behind you, So his son turns around just as the guys about the clock them. I thought it was the coolest like like relationship between father's son because the fight happened happened right at the section of where the father was sick and the father sawse you no, I don't condone it. But what I'm saying is I thought it was kind of cool that the father could see the ice and could see his son. Hey, and he's about to get clocks. When you grew up, I want you to be a goon. No, but you see what I'm saying. And so yeah, so Sun turns around and the guys about the clock them, and the Sun turned around and clocked the guy in Liberty. It was awesome, and Melee broke out. Both teams are going to the playoffs, but it was a really intense game, so that was great. I had a really nice time. You got some celebrity birthdays that you wanted to just recognize, Yes, yes I did. History who was born today? I will tell you this. When I was putting together today's show, I happen to notice that there are some iconic birthdays that we we should pay respect to. Some of these people aren't well, they're not alive today, But I had no idea that they're all born on the same day. For instance, today's birthday would have been Babe Ruth's birthday. He died in nineteen four. It doesn't stop there. We all know, I mean, does it get any better than the Babe no, right, comes, come on, all right, then you got Ronald Reagan, right he was. He died in two thousand four, but his birthday was today. You have Ronald Reagan. Ronald this guy, come on now, Mr Bowl tears down this war. That's right. He said that Ja Ja Gabor was born on today, was born in February the sixth, Natalie Cole was a bunch of people here, and Bob Marley was born on February six iconic birthdays today. I mean, I really just think about that. Let me take something. I think that Bob Marley takes the cake from me here, but when one hit after the day, But think about all those people that are born in the same day and what they did to the world that we live in today. For sure, that's huge. You Wantie Cadillac, Harry tremendous, d J. Scary Jones, iconic in the Come on now, babe, Ruth. Yeah, I'll give you a babe Ruth. Ronald Reagan and by and no friends and the women out there. But ja about Natalie Cole? What about Natalie Cole? Are you kidding me? He's nat King's cold daughters. She didn't she did a bunch of duets with it with his dead voice. Oh, come on, that's what she's most famous. No, she was a Are you kidding? She's iconic? No, nat King Cole's icon Natalie Cole as he's the daughter of an icon. I will debate you on that. I think Natalie called the career out of her iconic father's career scary. You know, I agree with bullet Freak on this. You don't think Natalie close. No one knew her care about her until she she did that groundbreaking video where she she did the first hologram video right where she had her father imposed in her video, and it was his song that she covered. That's right. She didn't even write the free didn't write the song. I'm down for the Bob Marley. You don't get that Bob? You know who give me the Bob? Scary? Do? Come on now? But a little soul? Yeah? Hey, you know whose birthday really is? Now? Today? Act oh eight and here's the bomb Axl Rose of Guns and Roses talking it's nice birthday to day and the Rick Rawls himself, Rick Ashley, it's his birthday as well. Not an icon? Really kidding? Roll the off air heads right now? No, not that during your Bob Marley mix. Okay, three little birds, so she's gonna take this role. I'm just rocking out right now. I like this. I just think it's thank you Bob Marley dropping a birthday today and allowing us to talk about you and I a podcast. I just think it's kind of cool that all these people were born on the same day and they're so iconic. I mean, you can't debate them. I mean, fine, you want to take Jaja off On. I don't know why, but you wanna take Natalie Cole whatever. But I gotta tell you that list is pretty incredible. I'm all the people that were born am I having a moment by myself. I'm thinking you seem to be standing alone right now. I don't think anyone's paying attention. Bald freak checked out. Hashtag iconic. If you guys agree, please tweet us at the Unfair Show on our Twitter or on email us at the Office Show at gmail dot com. Give us your thoughts hashtag iconic. No woman, no cry, give it, give it a bond. I didn't take another hit. Sierra Gore, This is for you. She's the biggest stones. Come on, Sierra Gore. There you go. The song has like a two minute drop seven minutes song. Grety. They don't make them like this anymore. No, they do not know that you say it? Oh yeah, I don't know the words. Oh no, I come on the food, that's all I know. No, I'm just telling you that, bald freak, I think it's pretty damn cool that all these people are born in the same day. You know what, Today is his day to pick a song? It is And do you see the song that he wants to play? Oh, the far Side song? Right, ridiculous. We don't even have the song in the system running by the far Side. We don't have it loaded. You can't get it. So I tried to give me at least one or two of fairheads that complain listen, but you know who is uh? You know one of his favorite groups are all Time Guns and Roses, Right, So why don't we do that? I asked him that. I said, listen, it's birthday, today's oxor Roses birthday. You just said it, So why not play a song from Guns and Roses? So have you ever seen Guns Roses live? Uh? Yeah, no, I have not, never saw him lives. No, I think bald Freaks. Saw them with Metallica bal Freak. You ever seen them live? Yes, of course, I've seen Guns and Roses lives. Get out of here where you ever seen them? Well, my boy Bubblet played with them during the Chinese Democracy debacle era. Wait, bubble Foot? Who's bubble Foot? He's like a wanker guitar player from Jersey, from Jersey, you're kidding me? Played on my Q ball albums. We you know, we had like a musical collaboration thing going on for years and so you know a guy that was in Guns and Roses. Yeah, yeah, but he wasn't during the eighties nineties Guns and Roses that we all know and love. He was in the Guns and Roses. Well, he's still up there going do do do do he? When Slash left Guns and Roses, Yeah, Bumblefoot was there in his place, really yeah. But then but then Slash came back after the reunion and Bumblefoot was kicked the side. Well, Bumblefoot didn't replace Slash. There were like four guitar players in between that. Remember there was that whole period where like actual Roses lost his mind and they had like seventy different band man. But wait when did you say, Okay, where did you see guns and Roses? I guess at the IOD Center. And is it still called the well? It was the Center. When where else did you see and Well? I saw them in Hammerstein Ballroom in the city. It was the first night that my buddy Bumblefoot played with So I really yeah. As a result and I being guns and Roses birthday today, and we can't find the Roses right now, it's all Roses. It's Axl Rose's birthday today. We can't find the Farce song? Is Axel Rose? Lame? Can't find the fire Sight song? Yea, I don't know what you're talking about. Wait, is Axel Rose his real name? No? Oh wait, stop, stop everything, hold on, he's got a minute intro. Wait, Axel Rose is not his real name? No, what's his real name? Oh you can't say. I don't know off the top of my head. It's a googleble thing. Everybody. W Axel Rose is is how he goes by. That's his that's his stage and oh, m William Bruce Rose. I never knew that. You're kidding me though. His name is Billy Rose and he goes to his Axel Rose. Oh my god, I had no idea you. Here is Ronnie's pick for today. This was not my song. It's welcome to the juggle. My name is song. We got any game, we got wa all that whatever you may need. I'm telling you, well, yeah, I want a lot of the jong with taking day by day. And you want to very Man and Dave brat that button in them, well, love, I want to three what a great show off show a goldfread. It is a great song. Look, I love your pick great pickup songs. You know what. The all fair heads kept on tweeting us. They're like, please, They're like the ball freeze, gotta pick a song. This is why I'm checking. And you know what, Congratulations, Finally we got the wal freak song nights Drop This, I mean a great song, a legendary song from a legendary one, but not not my pick for today. I love how you step up to the plate and you just hit it out of the party. Finally you allow me to pick a song and you don't even play the song and I picked. We're talking about guns and roses. You believe you get a gold star balls. This is why you're gonna get chastised again on the Twitter how are you gonna get chats? And you chose the song? Now, I chose the Far Side running. No. I came to see you. I said, pick a song today, and you said, oh, it's actually Rose's birthday. Let's pick Welcome to the jungle? Is that what I said? Man? I must have done a lot of drugs before they started the tecast. Oh you heard that. You weren't even in the room and you heard it's right somehow? All right? Well, then I told him, I said, get guns and roses ready, Walford here, Welcome to the jungle. Listen. I'm defeated. I'm not gonna argue with you. Come on, I'm defeated. Man to the football pool people, Oh yeah, the football talk about this. Let's talk about another baa what the baca? Hold on a second? How much did you guys love the super Bowl last night? Super Bowl is amazing? Highlight from last night? Ste what your highlights for the football games night? For me, it was Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga was awesome. I can playing a little my favently, Yes, yes, give me Lady Gaga. I gotta be honest. I thought it was cool. And Lady Gaga is on top of the arena, and then she jumped in, Well what'd you like a Lady Gaga's performance last night? Pass next? No, come on, you gotta give credit for credit. I did enjoy when she mocked playing the key tar and when she mocked played the piano. Those were my two favorites. On a still in a second, she was playing the piano and she was singing live one million. I wouldn't say she didn't sing live, but she certainly didn't play any instruments live, that's for sure. She did not play the piano. No, I mean maybe she maybe that was that was a real piano. That's what she does. Though she let me rephrase that was a real piano up there. But what she was playing was not what she were hearing about that on the did you follow her? I know what's going on, bro, your kid? She was faking it. No, she was singing. I'll give a credit for that. She looked great in her in her mad Max beyond Thunderdome ofit. But other than that, she did not play. I don't believe you for one minute, or would be the first time, will be the last time? Do you think that she's hot? Do you think that Lady Gaga is hot, like, like physically hot. Would you would rather have sex with Lady Gaga or the girl that you're with now? The girl that I'm with now? No way, yeah, out of here? What if we're haven't both at the same time? Scary? You've been with Robin for how long you've been with Robin? Seven years? Would you rather have sex Lady Gaga or your girlfriend Robin and both? No? You gotta one. You gotta pick. No, you gotta pick one my current Why don't where? I don't know you've been with your girlfriend for seven years? But on you what would you rather beg I'd rather I'd rather have sex with Lady Gaga than Trish. Trish, you're hearing this, That's what I'd rather this right now? I would, I would, I would choose Lady Gaga over Trish right now, I have sex with Lady Gaga if Trish was in the room, would you say the same thing? Absolutely? Can talk about the most awkward been with your girlfriend. If you've been with your wife for as long as I have, and you've had sex with your grown for your wife was long and marriage again, No, but why would you want why would you want to still be with your current when you can have sex Lady Gaga. See the room is quiet. I don't want to say I don't want to have sex with Lady Gaga under any circumstances. You know, you don't find her attractive not and I want to take her clothes off? And she's cute? Are you crazy? Lady Gaga looks awesome? Okay, well she's not my type. What are you kidding me? What is not attractive about Lady Gaga? Why are we harping on this? I'm just your like your got tracked, you fund Lady gagat trackedive you? But that doesn't Yeah, I do. So you wouldn't want to You wouldn't want to hook up a Lady Gaga. Who wouldn't Okay, so you would, right, you wouldn't at all if you were single. No, that's what I'm saying. That that's where I that's where I lose faith in your in your your honesty. But how are you kidding me? To my word? Because because she's a hot chick, I don't think she's that hot? Are you kidding me? Everything? All of them think about everything that she's about. She's tough. She jumped in from the top of the Italian Are you kidding me? Jermaine, Jamada, Jamata, Joanne Jane and listen, let me get I find Lady Gaga super hot. I would hook up a Lady Gaga any day of the week instead of my current wife. I would hook up a Lady Gay. That's where you lose me, and that's where that hurts. We're both losing. What if Trish was to hear this right, guy wants to threes but listen. But I've hooked up with my wife for over fifteen years. So at the end of the day, if I was sat there and was like Lady Gaga or my wife, I'd be like, you know what, I want to hook up a Lady Gaga. It's a simple thing. Why would you not? I bet you any guy that's been with their significant other for as long as me and Trish have been together would definitely choose to hook up a Lady Gaga. Why would you admitted in public? Why not risk the entire relationship like you're doing right now. I'm not risking anything by saying that I would hook up a Lady Gaga. That's risking just comfortable with his nonsense. Yeah, exactly, I'm not b s. By the way, we talking about talk about the most awkward moment of the Super Bowl is the most awkward moment trophy presentation? Yeah, the trophy presentation? Can we can? We asked the off fair heads to tweet us or or email us their thoughts and whether that they would hook up their significant Lady Gaga. This is your planet. That's what I want to know, all right, to all the off fair heads, I want to know, am I right? Or am I right? And would you want to hook u? Would you rather hook up with Lady Gaga or your significant other? And I bet you more than half of you would rather hook up with Lady Gaga than your significant other. Okay, I don't know. The commissioner NFL commission Roger Goodell, yes, okay, had an awkward moment where he needed to hand Tom Brady that trophy at the end of the at the end of the Super Bowl, because as we know, let's let's rewind to the beginning of the season. He's the same man who suspended Brady of four games for his role in allegedly the Flake games. You can't stop the Patriots, can't stop him. So even though that he started with a four game handicap. He said, I'll join you at four games in boom. Now he went to a super Bowl and this was the response last night. Listen closely to the crowd as Goodell, what a wonderful football game tonight. I've had a great Schiffley and poured in about footballs all about you know how heart knees art again and this is your fifth under your leadership Coach Belichick and Tom Brady try to join up the blue. What an unbelievable seization. Congratulations for your organization, to your fans, for your community, as felt proud of you. Take your Superball tromphy home to England. You know what he's saying, take a Super Bowl trophy. Shout up your ass. I give him a lot of credit. It takes I think it takes a lot of perseverance to get through whatever the hell you're saying when liked people. But think about how the whole thing unraveled for the Falcons. The Falcons are leading twenty to three, right you're going into the halftime. You come at a halftime and all of a sudden, the Patriots just take over. Not only did the momentum shift, but if you think about everything, the weight, It all happened unfolded. They needed two touchdowns with two point conversions of each. Then they had to flip the coin when the coin toss, then they marched down the field. I mean they were on their on their own ten yard line. And how about that, honest, say the game the turning point? How to be that play to Edelman? Edelman? Yeah, but because I mean and then and then the best part is the ball was loose and they show you in the super slow motion never hands cradled the roll like ants, not even an inch from the ground. Never the scoop. Shit, dude, what a play man? And that that and that to me. Then I agreed. Then I thought in my head, oh, agreed. This is the tyree helmet catch with the Giants all over again. And they replayed that one, and they replayed it as well, and they said, you're right. They compared it back to uh super Bowl what number? Alright, ladies and gentlemen, I think it's time we're worn our off air show heads, the off air show boxes from our Super Bowl team with a quick recap the winner. All right, well here we go, bull freak cut the crap for real team I wish to go off their heads. Knew how bull Freak is traffing like crazy. Dude, it limbs you had so much ground. I'm in there. It doesn't matter. We could smell it. You're leaving crap with us. Well, the air stinks. At the end of the first quarter, it was zero zero, yes, I Q two dude, Paul Freak, you're horrendous. Emmett barrass won the first quarter bucks all right. Then at the end of the second quarter, we turn her attention over. The Patriots got three and uh, the Falcons got twenty one. It's twenty one three at the end of two going at the halftime, Joe Gallini or Galileana, it's at J G A L L I N A thirty three. He wins fifty bucks so far. Right at the end of the third quarter, okay, third quarter, we prick up and it's now twenty eight to nine. All right, the Falcons are winning, So that goes to Joshua Reem. So that's that's R E A M J seven. He wins one hundred dollars our first one. Then I tweeted at the end of the fourth quarter, which I meant at the end of the game, okay, because that's what everybody means. The north quarter means the final score. We all know that, we do. We all know that. Okay, all right, you want to hold on to every word I say, then that's fine, but I'm just okay. So the end of the whole thing, it was none other than where is the fourth quarter? Michael? It was? It was thirty four, No, the end of the fourth quarter. So that would be Michael Hans and we have him on the phone. The grand prize of two hundred dollars. Congratulations, Michael. How you doing I'm doing great, Thank you, Thank you. Guys. How are you feeling for getting that fourth quarter win? I'm excited? Dude, Greg T. Stupidity is your game because Greg T didn't write final score, he wrote and the fourth and you took it literally and you took it to the radio this morning, Elvis. Elvis actually came on the radio with you and sided with you this morning. Michael. Oh yeah, that book. Seems like everyone was on my side beside you too. Oh here's the thing their head listen to closely. So Elvis awarded you a five hundred dollar Macy's gift card, which is awfully generous of him on the Big Show today. Yeah, yeah, this guy, and we we said that would be in lieu of the two hundred dollars. That's correct, That is correct. That's what I got from the whole conversation. But then Elvis said he'll also get the two hundred bucks. Don't try to take it away from him, the right, Mike didn't. Didn't know what Elvis said. Did he say, would give you two hundred bucks as well? Right? Exactly? Okay, so he got the five hundred. Scary is sitting here waving his hands in the air. Scary, don't try to wave your hands in the air, Mike, I don't. I didn't seem to hear that part of the show. What a dick on? The guy's got five hundred dollars AND's gift card. Isn't that enough? And Elvis is giving him another two hundred? No, guys, what's wrong with you? Mike? Scari is trying to take trying to railroad you right now? Bro, No good, listen to the replay, buddy, that's right. What did Elvis say to you, Mike? What do you say to you? He told me the Mason's gift card as well as you guys are going to give me the two. We're going to give you the exactly right. You don't don't screw m over. I can't believe you're waving. I wish the affair heads could see this scary standing in front of waving my hands off. He wants me to to not say anything to Mike, as if we're not going to give the two hunter bucks, he's only gonna get all right, So then there you go, So then we'll give we get the two hulls. Congratulations, you have seven hundred dollars in cash and prizes. The other fair show listening to Navgate here have question. We're gonna get to your question a second. The same about Mike and Mike. Let me tell you something though, Mike, did you honestly think that you really did win at the end of the fourth quarter or did you really know that the fourth quarter means the end of the game. No, I seriously, I honestly thought I won and not knowing the rules and regulations as typical. Um, I just saw a fourth quarter, I saw eight, and I just I was I was proud. I was happy. Yeah, because Gregg team wrote the rule. The Greg team wrote the rules. On Twitter and Facebook and and on instagrams as first, second, third, fourth. Okay, so then's fine, that's fine. Then let me and then Mike, let me ask you one more question that okay before hanging up, before we hang up on your Mike, hold on, hold on, you are fairhead. Let's let me listen, all right? Then, Mike, then what does the actual winner get of the whole thing? Then? Then who becomes the real winner? Mike, and you're, in your honest opinion, who becomes the real winner then, Mike, Mike, Yeah, what happens? Yea? In my opinion, I believe somebody has to cough up another and where does that come from? That was my question. Isn't that? That wasn't that wasn't that was not part of the prize? You know what, because Mike, you really do know at the end of the day, you know that the fourth quarter really does mean the end of the game. You know that, But it's not the end of the game. Does he know that we've never had an over We've never had an overtime super Bowl before. No one, Well, guess what, no one's gonna get it wrong next year. I'm sure will get the roll boxes of American America all said for a second, third, fourth, because guys like Mike hang on to every word that is said. And yes, that's true. We gotta be honest, Mike. I'm coming to your support on this. I think you're right. But the thing is, you're the winner, and we don't have that extra two hundred alls. We have the money for you because you're the two winner. But what do you think we call the other dude? That's what do we do with Adolph Adolph Tracone? Well, I think we should call him up and let these two split split it, or they can go into the Hunger Games pit. Well, Mike, Mike, what do you think we should do with Adolph Racone? Would you be okay taking a hundred and giving him a hundred because we do not have an extra two hundred try you know what, I really don't know what to say on that guy. Oh he's not you're getting an extra five hundred Scott als say, because this is because Mike, you know that the fourth quarter met the end of the game. You knew that. Okay, listen, I'll tell you what can we get? Second? Can we get can we get the other guy on the phone? I don't know. How are you gonna get to the gun on the phone now, Mike, I'm on your side, But you are getting an extra five hundred scott Als. And that's exactly what I said that from directly. I mean, they had nothing to do with what are you kidding me? Do you understand? You understand? Intervene? Do you got the extra five? But do you know who prepped Elvis? I did. I'm the one who told Elvis about this whole problem. So it's all you're the real winner here to scare you John's apparently I'm your I'm your hero. Man. I swear to go some hero. Hey, Mike, some hero, because five minutes ago he's waving his hands in the air. He wanted me to act as if you didn't know you get two hundred bucks. Yeah, listen, Mike, Mike, I'm gonna ask him. I don't even care about this, Mike. I would ask him one more time, Mike, did you do you really do know that the fourth quarter means the end of the game? You know that, right, Mike. Now I'm assuming that I know for future reference, but at the time I saw a fourth quarter, And what you should be telling Michael, you should be telling Greg T is wrong. Don't you know that your your your words mean something. And if you write the rules our fourth quarter, you have to hold up to it and and actually live up to that and deliver on that promise. That's what you should tell Greg T. So why don't you be a man? I want you curse out. I want you to bitch out for Tea right now. Give him a verbal bitch slap on the radio. No, I don't want to do that, but I just want to say he wants to accept seven hundreds with grace? What would you take six hundreds so we can actually move on and get the other dude a hundred dollars. You other guy is gonna be pissed. He's not getting down. Yeah, he's not winning anything now that that's it. He really does lose because we never said anything about the word final. Did you know if we're gonna hang on every single award? Sec? Did you award him on Twitter? Like I did? I did I did a him. I did award him on Twitter, but and he said, oh, thank you very much or whatever. But but here's the thing, though, if we are going to play Mike's game, and we're gonna hang on every single word. Then Adolph Racon does not win anything. He wins nothing because we never said the word final. Because because you have you can't have it both ways. I'll tell you what we're gonna do. He doesn't win, I'm gonna leave it up to Michael. No, no, no no, this is Michael. This is your choice. Um. If you want to take the two hundred dollars and hang on every word and be that way, that's totally fine. You off, fair head. If you're you're already getting five hundred and Macy's gift card, if you could take the two hundred and walk and then we have to we have to inform this other dude that he's a loser. Or you can say, you know what, I'll take a hundred, so you have six hundred total and you'll give this poor bloke a hundred bucks and we're gonna will award him the hundred dollars. What do you want to do, Mike. It's completely in your court since you are the winner. Oh wait, I don't want to be the bad guy here, right? Why are you making Mike the ba I'm not making the bad guy. But he's got to choose because the pot is the pot. That's all I got. What do you think you don't want my opinion because it's not gonna go with the opinion of these two guys, that's for sure. I think Mike gets his money and at Adolph gets his money, and somebody's at two hundred dollars on this show. I don't think that those were not clearly stated. Did it say end of the fourth on the on your big chart there, Greg T? Listen, the thing is, so Mike gets his money, and it's not Mike's decision, it's your guy's decision on what you want to do it eight off good point. Good point is technically, if it's that end of the fourth he got end of the fourth, he gets his money, right, the five allar bonus because he got You got jerked around, that's right. And now it's up to Greg T and Scary about what they want to do with I agree. You know, Mike, tell you what we're gonna put you on. You know what, I'm gonna reach out to you on Twitter. We need your address, we need your addressed. We can send you the gift card. Alright, Mike, send it to us on email. There's no need to go on Twitter for something that's already on an email. Just email us. He'll get your information. Five get plus two hundred. You're all good seven hundred bucks. Even though you know you know the fourth quarterman end of the game. You know that you know that, but that you might know that, Mike, you know that, Mike. Thanks for being an all fairhead. He knew. So there you go, all right, So then that settles it. So now the problem that we have here though, for real, is that the money is do so scary? Yes, where are the gift cards that we have to give away? So Greg t you jumped? You jumped? Uh the light? I did? You did? I did? Yes? I was well freak. I want you to listen. I went to the sales team. Excuse I went to the sales team, and I spec spent the whole time on the sales floor for a full hour. You're giving the song to the odd couple. I'm hearing music in my head as you paint the picture. Right as you went to the sales floor and you asked, because I also want names, I'm gonna go write them down. I'm gonna find out if you ask people first, we'll explain the story first. That's rights First. I went first. I went to and by the way, Rachel from Friendship is waiting to come in here patiently right pure it has the voice over to the scar happened. Yeah, I went down to the first stop number one. I went to the the the I Heart Media Culture Club department formerly known as the Fund Committee, where they were earlier in the week Fund Committee pitting out gift cards right for the big wing thing needing contest. Okay, got you, I'm gonna check you said. That was Nicole Wendel in nic and I checked in with the cole wed Nicole y and hey, full freak, we're talking. Go ahead, we're following. Yeah, I got a million songs in my head because he didn't play my song today. So so I went to the call and I said, hey, listen, uh, you got some gift cards for us in the affair show. And she's like, you know, I'm fresh out of gift cards. Okay, she goes, you don't, why don't you tell with duck to talk to duck dumb Duck Stephanie duck Hum. Stop number two, stop him to Stephanie Duckham. I went to Stephanie Ducum and I said, hey, Stephanie, listen, Um, I really need some gift cards off their heads. We want to hook these people. She's like, you know what, when I'm thinking, I don't, I'm looking at all the clients. I don't have anyone. Talk to Turkey. Why don't you go talk to Ryl Schnell and National. I Meanyl sell stop number three, yeah, stop numbers three, said Cheryl, what do you got for us all fair heads? Let me tell you. Step to Cheryl, we need we need some in we need gift cards for you all fair heads. And she said to me, uh, sorry, don't have anything right now? Okay. I'm like then, I'm like, man, okay, why don't we talk to Penisonic Pete. Panasonic Pete did not come through. No got nothing for us, you know what, I gotta be honest. And he's he's a bunch of empty promise. He bull freak. I think you would agree. And all the times that we've given our stage to Panasonic Pete, he's yet to ever come through for this podcast, right, he really is. I knew we came through for the long we did some big favorite scary is right. We have hooked up Panisana Pete other ways than even our off air heads even know. So I think that it could be time to close the door on Panasonic Pete until he shows us some respect and comes through for us. I'm just saying, I know I'm one man here and and this is your show, but ball freak, are you with me? Do we close the door on Panisana Pete? For now? You know how I feel about it. You gotta you gotta come to the table and deliver, otherwise you don't get to it. Give give a sound, door closed, door closing? Give me door closed, Scary Jones on the phone, come on close. We want to close. We want to slam or slamming a slam? Okay, how did you give me one door? Slam? A gentle like someone's sleeping in the other room. No gentle, And you don't want to just close like the end of Thriller by Michael Jackson with the door closest the that's it. Doors closed, scary? Are you close the door on Pistana Pete? I think we need another whole podcast to disgust this because I close the door on closing seventeen doors. Close the door in Paistana pe Pantasana Pete. I don't even know if he's listening right now, but if he's in his car right now, right, he's probably crying right now. But I agree with Scary Pista. You are dead to us as of now, dead to us, bottom line, no gift cards so far. So here's what I did, and by the way, the way we do business around here, Greg t First, I confirmed that we actually have them in stock. And then you go and you broadcasted to the public. But what did you do? You put it out there before I confirmed that we actually had the gift cards. Is that your story? That is that your story? And I'm sticking to it. Okay, fine, but that's fine. But here's how I want to tell everybody. We we're gonna come out of pocket on this. Just hold on a second, Hold on a balld freak. Your buddy's scary is painting me in a very bad light, as if I went out and made these boxes without him acknowledging or agreeing to getting our gift cards. But no, you had to turn to talk. We didn't have. You had your tard to talk. Hold on, You're out of lord, you're out of water. The whole card rooms out of the bathroom. That should correct, right, ball freak, you heard your friend and I want you to be real. Now, ball freak, honest, ball freak, is that what happened? What I know is freaking. What I know is is that you came in and said you were going to do the boxes. Did and Scary Jones said he was going to get the gift card trying second finished talking, but let him talk. The affair heads need to understand that when we talk, you don't just magically get gift car. You don't just magically get gift car. Knocks on the glass, out of order, out of water, that's rights. And furthermore, furthermore, great tee. When he did the box, we talked about the boxes and he brought the boxes in. He said, Scary gonna get that. You gotta gonna get the gift cards. And Scary said, you never said, well, I don't know if we're gonna get him or not. It was implied that, yeah, you were going to get the gift cards. And that's what That's what I'm hearing here. Behind the still out of order again, don't talk yet, out of your witness. Behind the scenes, there still is a process in getting the gift cards and and all of ourselves failed, seemed to have failed. Gosh, no, they failed us because I can't I can't like squeeze it out of them. I can't choke it out of them, try to choke anybody. But what Gregg he did? Can I explain what he did after? But they did try to choke anybody? Bull freak before he goes on, will you see what he's doing, don't try to choke Then went on, went out there in public and said, we've got these gift cards because they've already been confirmed. My ass, you confirmed it. You didn't horder out of worder, try it out of ordering free. Something really wrong on the wall freak, save this for real? Did you see what he's doing? Listen, bull fric you cannot be swippling. He is deflecting, ball freak for real? You are It was your job to do the boxes and to get the gift cards. He did your job and he didn't. By the way, and by the way, now he's going to eat the money, that's correct. I haven't even I have not even finished asking sales. But here's here's what we're gonna do. Ye, We're gonna do a split on the show, and we are going to pay for these out of our own pockets? Wait? Wait what we being you and great? This show is like we were. My name is not on the show. Listen, this is why my name is not on the show. Okay, hold on, okay, so let me just hold up so you keep up with your notes. I really am right it down, just ball freak ronning, not contributing to this debacle, not a second. Wait wait, hold you guys, what do I have to do with any of this? Listen, dude, don't play some freaking cheap Okay, we're cheap. If we're all going down down, you're a cheap fuck is about we're coming out of pocket. That's screwed up. Let's screwed up. Okay, so what's the total amounting about three seventy five dollars plus lost plus? Are you cooking up? Um? What's called adalphon shakin or no? No? Because that's final. We didn't say final, we said fourth quarter. So he loses and he as he called eause. I tweeted at him to see what he call if they asked another question? You you you mentioned earlier when you were talking to Mike that you called that guy out on Twitter. Saying that he was the winner. Okay, did that? I said he was the winner because the defendant say it with me? You know what, dude, While you guys were all, you know, having fun, I was a lot of fun. I was tweeting you off fair heads all night long. Again false information, by the way, are you kidding? My false information was this morning when you came in tell the truth. You can't handle the truth Act. When I came in and I found out that you that there was nothing in the safe, and that you gave out that's right, and that you were giving out false gift cards to people promising money that didn't exist. Problem number one, you know you're wrong. Issue you've called it. You're guilty. You called it as fourth quarter at its final. We're doing fourth quarter. It's either or it's not both you. That would have been fine if you didn't declare this guy the winner on Twitter and now he's counting that money. I declared him the winner because that's what it was. The fourth quarter is the winner. But he's the final guy. He already said, we already told Yeah, going against your own theory here, let it be known. Let it be known that Mike hancl Okay, the off air head that that that claims he won. He by the way, as of right now today, he will never sit as royalty in the council because you know what he could have done, that's business. You know he could have done. He will never sit in royalty. He could This guy could have actually said, you know what's right, he's gift card five dollars, I'm fine, could have take the two and he pushed, he put that's it more. But in his defense, he's within his rights to accept the full seven hundred. That's fine. Now I agree with Scary is saying we're going to split three weeks. That's Mike, No, you and and Scary and myself. If you are involved in all of our sponsorships that you are ball freak, then you always just can't do it sponsorships. This is nothing to do with sponsors. You're freaking money for the podcast you're a part of. We're making money for the podcast a second ball fre don't you try and turn it. We're putting money out of our own pockets now because you're screwed up, you know anything when it comes to month, such a cheap bastard, it's just nothing to do with cheat you would pay cheap bastard, bastard, bastard singing cheap bastard breaking for yourself. You know, we guys you play that more often on the big show. Well, this one's played right for you. Back your singing about yourself in the song, where's the you are? Where's the jill? About the two idiots who did this? Pool all asked backwards? Doesn't matter. We're making and we're getting. You did not pay scary for the NFL football picks. That's where you were. You really you are nothing but a low life, dirty, cheap bastard. Finally such they aren't see You're not going to be manipulating the bastard bastard bastard morning shot his way to pick for this guy ahead, just like he can't turn. First of all, he can't turn in the off airheads on me. I'm trying to do is exactly We're trying to make it seem like I'm somehow responsible for any of these. I am merely an observant your idiocy. Here's how we're gonna here's how we're I mean it's entertaining. Yes, Here's here's how we're solving this. Right, Greg T. And I. I'm adding it up right now. Gregg T and I are coming out of pocket putting you off air here bag of shells for you guys. So we've got three seventy five we are giving away, plus the additional two hundred. If we're letting no, we're not doing that. We're not. We're not allowing as getting that guy's getting most tavern gift cards. Oh my god, I got a hundred dollars for most. He's gonna get some. Wait, so you're not look up to most taverns. So adolf to you clouding the issue? Are you're not? It's over. It's over. We're using that most Taven gift card to go out with Lulu leav and Lauren. Oh by the way, speaking of Lulua lem and Lauren. By the way, Lululemon Lauren is in a real relationship, has a tournament boyfriend right now, legitimate. I'll tell you about that when we get out of here. But we're talking like big time boyfriend, big time. That's the record show. Greg T and I Scary Jones are put on our big boy pants. We are going to pay for these gift cards. You're gonna be sending him out tomorrow divided by three. That's now, you don't know. It's just cry berry baby got his way. No, I'm not crying. He's puking on his bib. You're the ones who are crying. No, I'm not crying because I am sticking to my guns. No, I'm not crying. I'm cool. Everything's cool. We don't need it. You know, it's grateful day. Well, freak, just let's do it. Me and you tea. I didn't want to hear beautiful thing in neighborhood. Let's listen. The action speak louder than words and take actions. Let the record show. Let the record show didn't pay me in the pool. That's because only twelve of seven times. Okay, and he's now welching on this, my client, a bet should go right. That means there was a bet. We got breaks. So what are you doing? Oh my god, what are you talking to in this? Listen? I agree? You know what bull freak girl. He's the girl that that looks really cute. You want to get to know where and then you start to like dat awhile then you realize there's a screw loose and you break up. After three or four months, you know what you take me. You sit them down and you go listen, Laura, it's not working out. He got and you break up. And that's what I think that we've realized who bull Freak really is. He was attractive, he was attractive, he was fun, he was sexist. Everybody likes them. But now we're friends. They see that we're miserable with that girl and we need to break up because he's not coming from in the mirror and looking at what a clown you write. It's always about the ball freaking occasion. Let's take it back to you. What is this? This is Cindy lawper oh, I like Cindy Law. Feels bad? Would she wouldn't give you the money either. It's it's time for us to break up, all freak. We've actually seen bald freaks true colors. Right. I am a man of right. I will not throw my money in the sewer for your freak killing. You're a speech kiss my son growing money in the sewers. I'd like I'd like you to cuss my kid. Fairheads. He thinks you guys are the sewer. That's right. This is propagenda, guys. What he said? What do you expected this political climatics, lives and propaganda, lives propaganda and playing music to that podcast. Nothing nothing, just want to have fun. Shabab very ugly, very U give me some shabby very ugly? Or is cheapop? Oh my god? Can we get into Rachel? I need some at this time. I think we let all bygones be bygones for now, and we invite our friend friendship Rachel into the show. By the way, we're gonna invite her in the room, ball freak. We're gonna invite her in the room, and we'll great ten I will benefit from this, and we're just gonna leave you out of it. We'd like you not to be a part of it, this endorsement. We would like to unplug your microphone. Unlug plug this microphone. I'm still getting way to pay for there not You're not where? Is that a? Yes? Everybody? Why would I gonna wint you closs? You didn't look stupid prepared. Again, I didn't know you're gonna do it, and I said no, I just going right into it. It's the fair shows. So tired from last night the wolve killed me. I had enough. I'm full, I said before. I didn't want to eat anymore. I've done what a game? But we have our friendship Rachel here. Friendship Rachel Rachel back again. Remember that Rachel bald Freak, the one that I thought you could set up and then Scary said no, she was taking Remember the one you divorced seven times? Well he said it's really seven. Yeah, So friendship Rachel's here from fendship Darry's Cottage cheese of course with key an association with Key Food. Can't forget about that, right? You know? We learned that bald Freak's grandma I worked for Key Food Corporate last week that she used to uh steal stuff and then bring him to you. I mean she never shared that with me. She you know, like like remember the Jane's addiction videos. What was it? The one we're like an old grandma's stuffs products up her skirt and stuff and side of a grocery store. Anyway, I'm sorry, where sober We have a guest in the studio meandering. In the past few episodes, you've been coming in every day and surprising and delighting us with a different a different recipe that you can make with cottage cheese. And who knew you could do so much with it. We have banged our off air heads over the head with cottage cheese. We are we we cannot believe, by the way, the magic. We want to see the our off fair heads. Tweet us pictures of them with friendship cottage tease. Yeah yeah, show us your recipes, show us your cottage cheese, show us your yes. Why don't we have an off air heads cook off with cottage cheese cook off? Can we do that? Yeah? We can. What happens when you put this stuff in a frying pan? I don't mean actually and well yeah, I mean I'm sure you could do something right. You got the DipPA because I think we're gonna talk about dip right enough? How much? Seriously, how much dip did you guys eat? Less? A song from Freak Nasty that's gat don't listen. You guys are probably full from the super Bowl. You your fill of dips and spread your hands were not dip? You dip? Yeah? What is this? It's it's green. I'm assuming it's guak. I hope today you gotta go for more, for more, go get continue. You gotta go for more guacamole dip. That's cottages Okay, so so you so if you have some stuff laying around the house from the super Bowl party, like, um, I guess guacamole is one of those things you'd find today. Is one of those things you would find. I would only keep from guak if I don't find any broken chips in there, because if I find some broken chips left over from last night, I'm not touching the guac. That's texture. So the great way to give your guacamole some extra life, a second life to blend it with some friendship darius, cottage cheese, a little bit of garlic, and some lime juice really revamps up any leftovers. Top it with some roma tomatoes, red onions, and some cilantro garlic. Yeah. I do love my garlic. I like that. So you can dump this in like like I wake up the next morning, I just dumped this in a breakfast burrito and go to town. Right, some scrambled eggs over my face makes some pork girl. You guys eating pork all these days? Okay, so you do pork roll with a scrambled egg, cottage cheese, lime juice called tailor ham tailing ham, and then all of a sudden you and then if you put in the in the guak left over and you're good. You gotta breakfast. You gotta breakfast burrito. You spend it on a pizza. You can make a breakfast pizza some scrambled eggs on top. There's a million ways you could use this stip. You And by the way, some of us are formerly formerly haters of cottage cheese. Now we love it because it's made with these awesome recipes. Yeah, people have a real texture issue with cottage cheese. But when you blend it and you mix it with some of your favorite foods, it's just amazing. Makes it lighter, fluffier, It's way high in protein, low fat, low sugar, low car just good for you all around. Scary ever worked out, he would know that would be a great post work. Even if I don't. Why can't I have it? You can? I can alright work out or not? You know what what you put in your body. I'm gonna tell it right now. I am Rachel. So Scary lives on the sixth floor, a chip on the floor, and we'll go. He's been there for five years. We will not go. He's been to the gym just to see me there and me working out at his rather eat a healthier version of guacamoli with my with my friendship, Darius cls dipping the chicks your mouth? Why not do both those scary jones? You know what, screw you both? Great. This is what friendship is all about. You. I love you. It's all about friendship. Friends. I give you a big kiss right now. But my mouth is full oft. She's good. I think she's okay. Once again, friendship Dari's The recipe will be on the line later on on Instagram and Twitter. We will have it up there for you. We will come into this show. Come on, come on, I begged, I said to scary act and scary I cannot eat. I cannot go on try it again. You're gonna have to because Rache is coming up. I'm like, dude, it can't be. He's like the Master of the Bowl revolver bro. Oh my god, I'm having something to you. Guys should probably like cheers your chips, you know, wow, Oh I can smell the garlic in this one. Cheers. What's your girlfriend said? Yeah? Really good? Good? No, that's dangerously good man. I'll look that whole plate makes that kind of lighter and fluffier, and it's just really delicious, A healthier version of guacama than its great. To serve your friends, family coming over, get ready or leftovers. I don't lick the plate in front of Rachel. Make sure you pick up your friendship cottage cheese by the way, available in regular, two or seven percent at your local, different percents, different percents. Baby like freaking showing down over here? How much did you meant yesterday? Your God? Thank you, Rachel, thank you. Guys. All right, we gotta go see Jackolo. Everybody Jackolo. Just watch me now. It's just watch me, swatchwatch I guess it's just watch me now