The Off Air Show - 'Super Bowl Funday" - Ep.105

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Speaker 1: Elvis derand presents the Off Air Show Sary Jones grew Greg t Look episode one oh five. Yeah, I'm so excited today. The super Bowl is upon us. It really is. It's like a really big day for guys and some women, I suppose. Yeah, new TV sets, good food, gambling, every woman. I know they love super Bowls. We always follow all of your emails and of course you do know that The All Fair Show always reaches out back to you on our Twitter, I mean our Twitter now to say, you are more interactive on Twitter than anyone I've ever seen. It has become a it has really become a social site for the All fair Heads. I mean it's a meeting place. It really is. You're ignoring your family, though, I think I think we gotta plan. You're missing out on this thing called life. We gotta really plan something. Maybe we can go to the sales department and can find like a sponsor that will like have like allow us to throw a two or three hour party for the off fair Heads and have like a gathering. Wouldn't be awesome, You're gonna them all in Well, No, we'll have to find a place that whoever can get to we can get to it, all right. I'm just saying just that hashtag, just saying one in DWO two zero, one hundred. Those are the numbers that you can call us back on and join the show. Today, we're gonna talk about the super Bowl. Of course, it's on a lot of people's minds. We're gonna predict who's gonna win. I don't know how we're gonna do that. That's gonna be a scientific experiment. It's gonna be fine. We're all getting naked for that one. Awesome. Also, share noses in the building, and she's got some things she wants to answer for some of our off fair heads. In fact, I believe our baron is Jennifer Yee after a question. So we're gonna get to that today. Walfrey has got a problem. He's gonna ask her a question about Valentine's problems. You got no problems. You got you good, You're good. You buttoned up about the super Bowl. Also, we have our offair show boxes. Congratulations, you got it done. A hundred bugs is and they're already Phil then every single one of them, Scary Jones and and he's done it. We're looking at it right now. You have to tell you I did not believe that. Why because he's he's a maniac. Well this, well, this is his thing, like, this is what he excels at. He loves this ship. And wait wait, do you guys see this? We're gonna put it up on Instagram the super Bowl boxes after this podcast. By the way, so we were able to get a hundred, the first one hundred off air heads into the super Bowl pool into a box and it is here the grid and we will post it at the off air show on Instagram and on Twitter and on Facebook. While this as this post, this podcast is being posted, and as the phone calls coming to the off air show, I one hundred two two zero one hundred. We will also let you know about your numbers, and periodically during the show we will call out a couple of names. But just like Scary said, you will be able to go see the boxes for yourself and find out where your numbers are. Is there anybody on the off air show line, Scary Jones, I do believe so somebody's actually dialing this number. Hello, Hi, who's this? This is the where I'm from, newhamp Fairhead. Thank you so much for checking out with us today. Thank you guys. I love you, guys. I love you. Yeah, baby, come on, give a little g irwin. What does g G stand for? Just larnie? Yeah? What what nationality are you? I am Brazilian? Oh? I like you got any Brazilian music? Scary? Come on, let's make our guests feel at home. The commercial for the Brazilian butt lift. That's about it. Hey, so listen you do you believe in that stuff? By the way, Yeah, that infomercial to have the Brazilian buttlet taking a butt like a Brazilian? Do you think? Do you believe in that stuff? Or no? You've got some bad numbers in the pool. Oh, come on, super Bowl? But what's our Super Bowl box? G? You got four for the Patriots? That's good? Got the dreaded five? Dreaded five for the Falcons? How can we get five? Safety and safety? You never know? Eight? Like, but anything really could happen? Why a game? Now you get five? You can they can just do field goals like five field goals? Right, that's that's Are you a Patriots fan or you Atlanta fan or you neither? But are you hoping for one of those teams to win? That's all the way. Really nice. Are you from New England? Like, what's your association in New Hampshire? Hampshire? She listens to us, right, oh my god, you hear us on the Sea coast hit music stations. He went, oh seven, okay, So how do you want on the radio act idea? Somebody's using that. That's awesome. Are you going to a super Bowl party? Are you hosting one? No, I'm going to a we go half the first two quarters where you got to watch in the bar and then skip on the half half time to a friend's holl and finish the game. They're nice, You're going all out. That's great. Yeah, so you're supporting scary theory that you are into the game. I am answer the game. I'm telling you alright, I'm telling you they really are all right. So it just doesn't So again one more time, gren you have the like Walfric said, you have a four for the Patriot, which is good because that's two touchdowns and easy, and you have a five for the Falcons not so good. So and later on this and later on today I will post up the full board. You'll see everybody on there, uh at Instagram and also on our Twitter theaters about Facebook. Yes, and Facebook. We've been having a florrie of activity on Facebook. Thanks for calling. Let me just tell you one thing, Yeah, can you les, We're in favor of as much music as possible. It's just he's gotten lazy in his name. Don't don't listen. We're talking. I'm tired, scary, you have to. You're talking about the song of the day, not his piano play. They want, they want Balfreak to pick a song. We're gonna give being a voice, think about playing his latest hits. And by the way, you know what I think both Freak is a voice of reason on the show. Wow, really greatness. Yeah, I love you, but you have to chill down when the speakers man to tell him keep going the whole day. If I wasn't here, they wouldn't be any fucking order or any outlines to this podcast. There would be no shape to it. We let him keep alieving. Okay, alright, you know congratulations. I listen you guys. Since day one, I try many, many many times talk to you guys, and I feel thrilled to talk both of when you guys, you guys are the best. You're keeping my day. Keep going and sometimes I get a little disappoint when I'm not find the podcast, but I always want to hope to find them for the next day. Thank you and jack Loo to you. Jacline on d Stewart Chokes. I tweeted out the number we have another call, don't we? Hi? You're on the other Who's this sets the record for the most tweets at the off air show? What do you have nice to say about me? Sierra Ken? You're your next? This is a stroke the bald freak. Something nice to say about everybody? All right? Start with me, okay, start with you. I love the piano, I love your music. What do you think when he goes wrong? You're trying to do a song pick that like Bony Fair that nobody's ever heard of. How do you feel about that? But sometimes I can get into it. You know, the cool thing is just being nice? You know what the cool thing is about Sierra? Do you know the cool thing is about Sierra Gore? Sierra Gore is off air Show royalty, guys. She is our duchess. You have it spelled here on the on the the Super Bowl number board as duchess. That's right, that's what she is. Yeah, she's part, she's part of Lady Divine's crew. And everybody you're not hearing like duchess. You called him more than one Dutch. She's the duchess, duchess, duchess, not duchess like she's the duchess, duchess, duchess Oven. You know what else? You know? You know what, you know what you know? Likes to do. What's give me my bond? Sierra Gore, she loves he combs some pop all day long. Girl, Well, you might want to take two hits after I tell you what your numbers on the board. Here are you gotta again? Let's start off with the good. You want the good news first or the bad? Bad news is for the Falcons. You got an eight, a number, by the way, that is an awful number, terrible, terrible number. But you have a three for the Patriots. So three is great because who knows, maybe at uh maybe at the after the first quarter they'll just have a field goal. Repatriots eight Falcons. You really don't know how do you get eight points in this thing? But you really don't know what can happen. Anything can happen. That's why they play the game. And great to me very creatively. Use some crayons to uh, to outline the people on the off Air Show Cabinet. That's right, so we can single them out. So you have a little orange around your box. How do you want to get the charge around your box checked out? Sir? How do you like being a part of the off Air Show Council? Are you? Are you? Are you a fan? How do you How do you love the fact that we change your name every time we say the name of it. It's a cabinet council. It's not the same thing. I thought this was an army or a cabinet overruled. Greg can call it whatever he wants, because we got a stop on Twitter right oh day, every day and after the first wait, wait for a week straight in a single meeting, I hear that you guys have been congregating behind our backs. Yeah, what have you guys been talking about? Do you have any policies that you're gonna be laying out here? Haven't got quite that yet? Sure, all right, I mean I'm curious to see what the cabinet will do, uh unsupervised? What do you think? You know? The thing that I really like is that remember last Friday, Sierra, I was talking to all you guys on Friday night. We were all chair Yeah, we had like a big, like a social gathering on our twitter feed and it was it was kind of nice, Like I felt like I wasn't alone, Like I felt like you guys are all like my neighbors. We had like a big party going on. Yeah, there's something about the All Fair Show that's really gotten us all hooked. And it's nice to all talk about what's going on in their lives and like who's doing what and everything. And like I said, Sierra, she's she's a big cook and she loves to ecomb some pot How do you how many times are you gonna say that? Yeah? And maybe she doesn't want that information out there, don't mind. She's from Georgia, like wearing like a badge of honor. Yeah, you know what I'm saying. All right, listen, I will Hey, Sierra, I'm gonna tweet out the picture and I'm also going to uh it on our Instagram and on the offair shows. The eleventh time Gregg has mentioned that I want to let her know. And I'm also going to be like, yeah that those clients friendship Rachel is on her way up right now, scary Now you've got Scary Jones. Yeah, I will do. Thank you, Sara Love you miss the money bank our off air heads. I wish they knew the true bald freak though, want they behind the scenes. No, they don't know. They don't know the true one. That's your problem. Oh come on now go here we go. Okay, we go, we go. Come on there it is than dummy. I've come Nick mass who let's do this, guys, alright, what freak, Let's start with you. I've had a terrible day today. Why Uh? First I went to the MetroCard dispensary and I only two dollars and fifty cents left on the card. And it's to seventy five to get through, and it's rush hours. So now I got no I gotta I gotta refill my card at the machine. Then the machine won't take my credit card. It's one of those you can't read the card. You can't read the card, you can't read the card. Twenty minutes waiting there, somebody had to like tap me on the shoulder and show me how to do it. Then I had seven percent left on my iPhone while I was waiting to get on the train, and my phone just died even though I had seven percent left, so I had no music. And now I'm here with you guys. So and he's been taking a heat out on his scary and myself to us, Yeah, I just don't put up in your bullshit. It's it's about time somebody besides Elvis you're end, didn't put up with your bullshit. And I seriously, I don't get it. Man, do you get such a prick? And I don't get it. And we've been so cool with you, but that's where you're wrong. You have not been cool. We've been very cool with not been cool with me. You're making fun of the music that I like, you're bumped in my balls because I want to pick the music and I feel that i'm like entitled to pick the music every once in a while, and you just you just let it roll over your shoulders because you think it's a running joke on the podcast. All right, when I'll tell you what I think we might have, we might be a little we might have been gone. Look in the mirror, brus all right, ton, right, all right, look at the mirror. Listen to the Duchess can we schedule a time next week where he gets to pick the song again? When you want to do it? We did like Moon Suzuki. We did okay, good and you'll like what I play next and you like what I play after that? Okay, when do you? When do you want to do it? We have a full slate podcast next week. We don't know. It's not up to me. It's up to you. I'll tell you what. It's up to you Monday or Tuesday. If we do, you know, we'll get you in there. One day is a good day. Let's do Monday, all right, ball Freak will pick the song on Monday. Maybe I will be a little nicer to you if you let me pick the song. No, no guarantees that, okay, all right, that's all all right? What about you? So it is gonna be Super Bowl Sunday. It's coming up, and I have some super Bowl memories that I want to share with you. Guys. I don't know what what do you do? You go to a party? Bull free? What do you do for the super Bowl? It depends on who I'm with. Well, okay, if you're gonna be with the guys, what are you doing? You're gonna go somewhere. You have it at your house. I might go hang out with Scary Jones, believe it or not really scary. What do you do when I need get an invite? Um? That's so left up? What are you doing? I'm full transparent. I'm going to I'm we're going to the Ainsworth. There is a place called the Ainsworth in the city. I know the as with very well. Yeah, so, um, I decided to get a table together because we need a bunch of people for a table. And who's my invite? Well, here's It's not that Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? I don't know that this was like a secret? Ye? Who's the Oh my god? I have a very good reason. Why is this such cool? I have a very good reason why you're not invited? Why? Because it's all single people? Hold on anything. The super Bowl doesn't kick off until six thirty at night. It's not gonna be over till ten pm. Are you gonna trek into the into Midtown at thirty four Street in the middle of Manhattan from six bowl exactly? That's right, that's your boy right there. That's great. T the frat. I don't feel like it now. I don't feel like he's my boy. I don't feel like I'm gonna I was gonna make a gesture. I was gonna do it. I was gonna do it live on the podcast. But you freaking blew it from But this is really unbelievable. You're saying I blew it because I brought it up. Well, you're really going to bring it up, Gregg? Do you? Why would you? Why would you? Gregg? Do you want to come and hang out with us for a Super Bowl Sunday? Damn it? Do you? Do? You? You know, I'll think about it. Maybe I will, would you? Maybe I would be honored if you did. Maybe I'll come by and let me flip it though before you continue? Will you really? Really? You know? And that's why, and that's why you don't get the invite up front? But you know what, we'll freak a single guy and he wants to come and hang out, but you know, let's not let's not be uh, let's be clear. I am a single guy, but I don't want to come and hang out. But I'm but you might, but you have to at least extend the invite, like you can't just do that? Why what are your closest friends? Am not where it end? But wait? Am I not one of your closest friends? You are? So then you think about us? Know you are? You got to think about it first. Insulted. I know what I've been talking about. Insulted? I guess what do you think? I'm beautiful? Don't you know what? I'm walking out? No, don't walk out. He's walking here, he's walking out, and the show is over. Alright, drop anchor. Oh man, this has been the best podcast. Well, he doesn't know he's Tomorrow's my birthday. I bet you he didn't even remember this. Ready, I want to wait, wait he comes back in. Gotta flip it because because he forgot about my birthday, I know what guaranteed he did. Okay, so it's guaranteed. Always said, two wrongs doesn't make it right. You know, didn't your dad tell you that when you're yes, you know, two wrongs doesn't make it right. If he get out of I'm gonna flip it on him, though. I'm gonna flip it on him because he forgets stuff constantly in my life. So it's like not that he forgot, you know how it is? He never any time I asked him to do something. He's always here, all right? That was That was the shortest work out in an off air show history. Yeah, one of the engineers. Why because you roping chairs, you're throwing you're throwing chairs. You don't have that permission. You don't know. These chairs are media chairs. Only Elvis Duran gets to throw chairs. I'm just so pistol. Okay, I'll tell you what. It's my turn, all right, you get ready to flip you this ready. Tomorrow's a very special day. Tomorrow's a very special day. It's Friday. Yeah, it's Friday. What else is so special by Friday? What else is it? Tomorrow? Tea? I have no idea what else is going on? To Marty? Well? Free, what's tomorrow? Why don't give him a musical hint? Well freak sour? No one is tomorrow? See what kind of friend of you? What the hell's that? You know what that is? Is? Hey? Scary? Yeah, Patty is a birthday song, you guys, look our tea. Yeah, it is a birthday song. You're right, that is a birthday saying thank you, captain obvious? Is that your birthday? It's my freaking birthday? And you forgot about, forgot this birthday, birthday, told you this podcasts right into the rock. Happy day. What do you do? That's a good question. You didn't invite me to that either. I don't have a birthday going tomorrow. You didn't invite me out for hating on you to make a make a plan. I'm supposed to be my own plan. Someone's my birthday. Are you going out with the boy from Brooklyn? No, we don't have we don't know. We don't get anything going on for your birthday tomorrow. No, we got nothing. No Jay Smaller, no one, no Lloyd, no Lord Winer. But they know that it's his birthday, unlike you. Right, I knew it was his birthday. You forget me, which makes you worst, by the way, nobody go out for my birthday. I knew you're out of order, and you're out of I know it was his birthday, you did. I knew it was his birthday. I'll allow it place. I know it was his birthday. You gotta be kidding me. So what do you do for your birthday? Nothing? I made nothing. I made my own reservations to go to to go to get some steak to the stout who going to go to um um. I was gonna say Nico and Vince. But many what's the name with the how many? No? Not outback? Outback steak out? No, Dino and Harry's noo. Harry's uh, Frank and Bill? No, Nick and Steph Now about the outback? And no, no, no, what's the name of that vernon Shirley? No, what's the name? It's two guys, Ralph Mouse, Angela, Maxis Peto. No, no, no. Ben and Jack's, I'm going to Ben and Jack's. Who not Ben and Jerry's. I'm going to Ben and Jacks and Jack's. Here's Ben and Jerry's. What kind of ice cream do you eat? Ben and Cherry's? I like American dream cone is my fav Like milk and cookies, milk and cookie. Really really eating chocolate chip cookie ice cream, like as you know, like if you took a chocolate chip cookie and he's like mashed it up. Can you go on Ben and Jerry's dot com and can you actually order ice cream from them? Or you have the order from a from a third a third party. I don't think you can order from like the Ben and Jerry's website, like to have it delivered to your house. You mean, I wonder if it's I'm sorry, it's it's a blank slate. I have an open invite to Ben and Jack's statehoust. Okay, now here's the thing, So who would you already invite? Though? Yeah, that's the question. It's an open invitation. I did not make. The reservation is made towards many people as I want. So right now I'm asking you guys live on this podcast. If you bald Freak and you Greg t, I would like to come out tomorrow night around eight nine o'clock for my birthday of Ben and Jack's Okay, I would like to say. I would like to go. I would like to You would like to go? I would like to you gonna come? Well, Freak, are you would you like to go? Where is um Jimmy and Carlosis. It's Ben and Jack's car. It's in the city. It's in like a flat iron. What do you think? I gotta think about it? Really, it's the kid's birthday. You're not gonna go short notice? What the kids? What about you? There? Greg? See what I said? I would like to go? Are you coming? I can't make it? It? Can I confirm? You? I cannot make it, but I would like to go. Ladies and gentlemen here, I would like to go. I think you're not going to all fair heads. I want you to hear what kind of support I have. But my longest running friends great can both provide us the day before if you have plans, I have plays. So did she say, hey, I'm thinking of doing something for my birthday? I was such and such a night. Least the week advance and then make the reservation after you know he's coming. You do things that's backwards. That's the problem. You know what. Screw you both. I call you Mr Spontaneity for a reason. I'm I'm a planner. Are you a planner? Your spontaneous planners. Let's get out that we're gonna come back. We're gonna talk about the super Bowl, We're gonna watches and share notes. He's gonna be with us, friensing freak. So there's still so much to go. We're not even happily there. Please don't tell the podcast now, we're just getting started. It's about takes a special for you, the boy friend who rock out when you chuck out on my car, friends and Magnet, my girlfriend gotta she's side can't stop up on stage. The it shots at the man who'll ring the pound, getting her corunch of screen like at he count getting down down the castle, out of town ground ross second time, Mr thirst of you off. No one merely knows that just drunk of the riches down. But she's coming back to my place some nights. And she likes to shake her away. She climbs into the beach. She likes it, my mann of teas, I like the strip of dew. She's not me too the to know what she is. No doubt Apollo is a bad bad where so he thought he's It's theory of a dead man, dead girlfriend. Another great pick from Great Thank you very much, And of course it's all about Ronnie and uh you know it's four or five to pick. Of course your because your heart's been broken a thousand times, not a great Hey, there are plenty of songs about heartbreak that are better than the theory of a dead guy who's one name one. How about every Billy Joel song, Oh, come on, Billy Joel, that's my dad's rock and roll. He that's the only rock and roll tod that's not timeless that's for dad. It's only rock and roll roll. Yeah, that's like my dad walking around. It is it is slippers his wife what his white guh? But what is it? Wife beater? On listen to Billy Joel do you wear a wife beater? When he listen? Of course back in the day, in the day, of course that was in fashion back but that's not now kind of music right now, little spaghetti sauce on the in between Billy Joe Reilly Joe about roxy music. More than this, that's that's more than this, more than this. It's a great song. Yeah. How old are you? Lost in Translation? Movie? Lost in Translation with Bill Murray and Scarlett all sleep during that month? Alright, I did enoughpset, I rest my case. How about you? Have you seen more than the share? I'm sorry, Lost in hair Nose, lost into you're an actress? Have you seen Lost in Translation? So? Yeah, yeah, it's your mouth is saying yes, but your eyes are saying now. And I'm staring right in the what about? What about it? I'm lost right now? And I think it's a it's a good it's a good love story soundtrack with a lot of like Heartfield love songs, okay, better than theory of a dead man. I'll bring me down super Rowl Sunday guy WHI share, putting some headphones on and getting comfortable, huge hoap tag off air show. Call out some numbers, yea box just randomly. Let me tell you for the eleventh time, because Gregg T has been saying it, geez that we are. We do have our Super Bowl boxes here and the listeners have been given a box each upon request. Thank you. I'm sorry for those we had overflow. Right, We couldn't get everybody involved in this. I could only get a hundred people in. How many people do we let down at? Yeah, people are listening to this. PEP got into them. It's a good show. It's give us a couple of random ones. All right, let's start right in the middle with our president. Are at six gear photo on the Twitter. Follow our president on the Twitter. ER's got some decent numbers. He's got Atlanta Falcons too and Patriots zero. Alright, alright, what else? This is all random? Give me the zero zero and the seven seven and the three you want? You want the big garant, the more likely to win, Give me the zero zero zero is Emmett Barrass. Emmett Barrass no relation to Emmett Smith of the Cowboys, former Super Bowl champion. At Emmett Underscore Barrass. He's got zero zero, right, give me seven seven seven seven is Chris Megan, alright, at Chris Underscore Megan. He has seven seven And then we got three three is the Moots at l King, the Moots King. He's got three three good zero seven and then seven zero the other way, all right, we got seven zero seven Patriots Falcons zero. Yeah is Freddie pro at Freddie prof guy. He just showed up on Twitter. He just showed up. Might you might find yourself on the the first quarter? You may find yourself yourself and uh, and then we have zero seven Patriots zero Falcon seven is Dustin at Dustin m D zero. Also it's a mix of old and new. Yeah, because that's like a delicious salad. Yeah, I'm telling me. We got you know, obviously we have the cabinet there, but we have a lot of newbies that wanted to be a part of it, which is fine, thank you. All right, So what else do you want? What do you want? Four and six? Well, actually, this is the first year that I'm possibly not getting on a plane tomorrow and going to the superwout. I'm thinking about it, im. I you know scary, don't you have a big weekend coming up? Anyway? Isn't it not only super Bowl weekend but it's also Birthday? But don't want Just before you came in, Yes, I tried to hint to great eating both Freak played Happy Birthday in the piano and he didn't realize it was like free days. Oh my goodness, sharing so full of tissue? What are you doing for? First of all, who do you think is gonna win the Super Bowl? You predicting? You know he's playing? Who do you think is gonna win? He doesn't know. I know everything about it. However, I do have to say that because he has this thing this year, I'm actually not sure if I'm going the select them. She doesn't know who's playing. Do you know who's playing in the Sueri? Yes? I did. Okay, come on, you're out of so we got Tom Brady and the Patriots versus the Atlanta found You know why you are so l A and that's why you don't know who's in it? No l A with that song who sings a ball? Freak? I love l A. That's Randy Newman. Here he comes. What is this? This is the the intro, the introduction. Come on, you wanted to go right into the We got it. We got a vamp time. I got a better question. That's for time. How many of you guys have actually gone to the Super Bowl, because I've been to the last four. You know who's playing? Well, wait a second, yes I do, But that's the dumbest question. You go for cocktails and rubbing some elbow. That's not why I actually went to the game last year, and it was amazing because that was one last year back. As of all, I was joking around because you got a silly New Jersey devils things and that I think you're silly, not that I think they're silly. I better be careful and I better cover all grounds here. Everybody's very first him. First of all, I will say I will say that I think play this is the love l A song for you. You never heard of the type of song I'm gonna kill me you never heard I love larnt to make it gun cracked up for listen to share up what up happened side all the time like the perfect day. Nobody loves he loves l A. I have never this song? Are you kidding? Let's get to you guys will join me the next time I'm in l A. Then why did you love l A so much? Oh? My god? It's such a great ang. So seriously speaking, thing is gonna win. Seriously speaking, I think the Falcons win it. I'm not even kidding. I think that everybody's underestimating the Falcons and think Falcon's got some really great, big weapons. And then they got to they had two headed monster in the backfield. They're both of their running backs don't even tell me. Both of their running backs are number one running backs. Plus you got Julio Jones and you got sim and Matt Ryan has been playing, if not better, just as good as uh Tom Brady. All yet, but where are you a Falcons? Are a Patriots fan? No? No, just that this is what we're left with. Now we're going to kind of go for the gust stop and figure out what's gonna do, what's gonna win. Truthfully, I love the Giants Dallas, which was what I was trying to say, is not in the Super Bowl. You're less involved with it. And I think that's fair to say, it is the Super Bowls, so it is nice to still get involved with it. And how are we going to gona wings? What do you mean? How are gonna predict? We got the way I'm going with the Pats? What about you? Both freak? I'm with you, Scary Jones. I'm rooting for the Falcons, but I really think the Patriots are gonna pull it out. I'm the only one. We gotta place of bet here or something like that. You want to predict you's gonna win. Here's the thing, why don't we just do that? And since you guys, all three, all three of you, I think the Patriots are gonna win and I'm the only one of the things the Falcons are gonna win. So why don't we do something? We're like you like, you know, the only foot all stage we have? How about this seven free cast to give me a foot massage? No, we gotta do like some bet right now stops on, Yes, scars, gotta give me a shoulder massage at the same time and share. You'll have to like, you know, kiss my earlobe and can't I kiss you continuous? First? Sweet? Nothing? Yeah? If the Falcons win, rub your stinky feet if the Falcons don't win, what happens if the Patriots the Patriots? I have to uh rub bull freaks feet. I don't want your hands, want I gotta rub scary shoulders. Gotta be my butler, and I gotta kiss her ear lobes lobes and whispers sweet nothings in her ear. How I think it's their trade. Should just do those things regardless of the outcome of the game. Maybe whatever the score is of the Patriots, you guys have to do push ups, so whatever the like, if the Patriots scored twenty five points, you always have to be something athletic. Well, what do you military? Hazing? Sort of? All right, what do you do something? Push up? In this year new year of birth? I think you should actually start doing some more exercise. Yes, that's what. No other reason except for just a challenge. You come on work. When's the last time you did a push up? Hey? Nice, I don't even know when's the last time. What's the last time we did a squat thrust? Is this the music you want? That's the first mistakes. It's just a great tea and fishing times, workout, working out with a leaded bands on the Candafornia anyway you dress, or the cops when you work out. Let's see, this is why we need face time live right, body, body, he's a macho man. That staris a latcho man. Come on, good man, not working out? What kind of food you say? We table it? What kind of food do you like for the Super Bowl Sunday on the table? Do you watch the game for the super for the commercials or for the game? About the commercials? You see your commercial? I see my commercials here when you see your Verizon commercial, will see my Verizon commercial. Actually, I keep getting hit up every time people see it, and I'm very excited. It's been playing a lot. It's the veriety of commercial with the guy walking through different scenery in New York City, and in one scene they cut to a workout studio something that I've never seen before. Spin class. It was a spin class and Share is on the left hand side of the screen as the spin instructor. Well, everybody's spinning in front of right and you're on the right side eating a doughnut. That's right. And the funny part is is that the versions that I've seen recently were different, so they are cutting different versions they got to keep your eyes open because they're changing it up a little. She's ready for her close up. There's a few different ones that are out there, yet, what's the difference between commercial age actual Well, I've only seen one other cut so far. I'm not entitled to see them all yet. The second cuts a different angle of where the camera was, so it was in the back of the room coming forward. So they do one where it's a lot more of my mind. And I like the face. They got the behind this, they got the research back and he said, They said, but the highlighting my assets. No sexual rastment here. But I'm telling you you got a nice boot you got nice little booty. Whenever you preface something with no sexual arrastment here, that means you're sexually arrass What I want her to know both for give me a song for nice booty. You got a nice booty, guard booty boy. Here is a booty song. There is there a booty song? I got plenty of. What about doing the butt? How about box? Yeah? All right, shas got a booty, shas booty booty boy. Check out sha. I will gone the super class. I will go. If everybody teacher, I'm gone. You can't see it's very skin tight out. That is a tight tight out. And there's a picture actually on my Instagram and Facebook the day before the commercial actually got put up there that shows you a close up of the mpoy. So got to drop some knowledge on us. Here a walk what's going on me? I am loving the questions that are coming in. I mean these are all going through February, from football to fashion to v D to oscars. We have everything coming up in February. Use tweet or Instagram or at her at at Cheryl Cosenza on all social So she's got a notebook that's no fuck, am so excited question like all fairheads for real, Like if you have dating problems or any kind of questions, share season and now I'm not kidding. Letas its yellow notebook pad filled with all these questions that have come through from the affairheads. She's gonna answer maybe I don't know how many today though, I think we're going to concentrate on Jennifer Ye. Jennifer's baroness. Oh Jennifer Ye. You got five for the Falcons, yes, and one for the Patriots. That's tough, okay, wrong stop, But the who cares nobody knows. Now they do. She's out, She's got is half the battle. Can you hold can you hold that notebook up for a second? Can I see it? And that was like, seriously, several pages? You really fill that that thing up. There's some pages to this though, because this is some great questions we're getting and this is what they deserve. The answers that they want comes your question. She was asking a question as to how to make the right first impression on a first date. So I just want to ask you, guys, do you remember the first date of a lasting relationship? And maybe maybe can add into this at the end of these guys can tell you, yeah, right, you've been in lasting relationships, that's right, stig relationship, So out of that relationship, you probably remember the first time you saw her. Yeah, sure, okay. So here's some things that I feel like Jennifer triggered in on when she asked this question, which is, guys are visual creatures, right, okay? And so are women. That's right, you're noticing the butt and we're supposed to be talking about the cell phone. But that's exactly what it's about, right, job not accomplished. Anytime you want another one let me remember and your phone. Yeah, so here's here's the deal with this. You're ready when when you meet somebody for the first time, you have to say less with your mouth and more with your body. But that does not mean and this is for guys and girls across the board, that doesn't mean you're supposed to show up your attributes that much to the point where it's in somebody's face. But you could subtenly do it. Right. So, if you're a girl and you'd like your figure, and you know that that's something that is appealing, you wanted death line is over here is just shoulder. Yeah, shoulder is just not his piano. Right. You're Lucy just talking and he's not listening. Listening, Okay, I heard everything she said is just like like like, that's Lucy trying to set the mood. I'm trying to think of what music you heard when you saw Trish for the first times. Give I was gonna club. I was gonna club. Come on, how about s No, No, she doesn't mean what music was playing in the background. I know this music. I mean music that was like that in your brain. Give me some club music, scary, I'll tell you what was going on, go go club music. Come on, give it to me club music, because he's in the club. No, me and my old attorney brothers all went out to a club in Long Island, right, and I was broadcasting live. Get the hell out of here, get this long. This was the song that I was freaking way when you went to Great Adventument, Come on, man, the big ball guy came out. Dude, all these all these girls. That was your great father the poduct like little fact share you might be you might be an actress, saying a Horizon commercial, bulk freaks, grandfather Ude Adventure commercial. Actually Mr six, Mr six for buy. This was a song I would never dance to. Telling your story. You know that there's a bunch of chicks around hanging out with all the alerts, and all of a sudden walks in and I stopped everything, and I'm like, oh my god, I gotta hooked up. And this girl's number. So what are the five things that needs to see from great Tea? Yeah, the first on his first encounter, the first thing number one. So okay, So the first thing is you ready, you need to know the person? Not okay, So when you first show up, you need to walk in with confidence. You have to own it. You got to know a lot about the energy and your body energy right, you have to show a kindness to show a confidence right, have your hair right, your body right. Own who you are. Then know the person. So when you go on the state, depending upon how you meet them, whether it's like you're set up by a friend and they tell you a little bit. You guys, have one little texting conversation, which I don't really think it's the right way to go. Have at least one verbal conversation you'll know little things about them. Or if you meet them online, or if you meet them in a place like let's say you see them in a coffee shop every day, so all of a sudden you're like, hey, you know what, let's hang out, and then you go out. You know, at least they like coffee. That's something to start with. At least try to find something out about them, because you need to build on the little bit you know, you need to ask questions. The biggest turnoff, ever, is when you talk about just yourself. That is horrible. So you want to actually talk about things that you know the guys. Guys noticed that a big deal. Okay, they already know that they're there for a reason, so they want to hear for the looting. Trish follow Shair's advice back in the day. How did she? What did she do when she first met you? Chrisch played hard to get She acted as if look, she wanted nothing to do with me. We got that down, Okay. So the other thing is is you have to put effort into the outfit. That's number three. Okay. So we have say less with your mouth, more with your more with your actions, right with the bot. And then you have to know the person. So you want to ask the questions you want to put in. You want to you want to put effort into the outfit, right, Okay, I like right? Because the thing is is that even if you decide that you're gonna go on some casual date, you don't want to make it seem like you're not like making an effort to make, you know, make them feel like you're dressing up for them. Right, So this goes either way, guys or girls. Okay. So the next thing is maintain I am a huge believer on this. To maintain mystery. You don't want to give it all the way on the first date. But the guy wants to the wants want right in. I know you can't. This is why I mean my girl power on so the idea and I didn't even mean wait a second, I didn't even mean the sex side yet the whole time. You definitely don't give that up. I do not agree with that on the first date. Not a good idea. I'm sure you do, but no, I mean leave something behind, like about you as a person. So when you have this first encounter, you don't want to talk about every single thing that like, like me, I wear several different hats. Right, you don't want to necessarily give all your stuff away on the first time you meet them, because you want to leave a little mystery. Men like mystery. They like the suspense. Yeah, my right, guys, you're leading a bunch of horses trying to get some water out of the trough. But yeah, and you have to lead us a little bit, a little bit to try and get that right, And you want to leave that mystery so that there's a tease. There has to be that element of tease at the end. So if you're talking about let's say you talk about your well, yeah, but you know, to get what to get pleased. You got to give them cheese. Cheese on everything you cheese. No, never have cheese on a first day. That's Remember she's expensive for a first day, don't you think. Oh that's another thing I know that people like to ask a lot of times about is it right for the girl to kind of chime in and say, Okay, I'll help you with this or I'll pay no, thank you. See, I have been to appreciate the fact that I mean, I don't want to call it old school, but you need to feel respected women. And you know what, it is not a bad thing men that I say this. I'm totally a team player, but I think this first date it should be something that's kind of like chivalry. And if I'm responsible enough to take you out on a date, I'm responsible enough to pay for it as well. Don't you at least make the gesture? I want that gesture, the fake Walt reach. We've been talking about this one. I don't even need to say fake Wales. I'm gonna tell you, leave your weird pot in the car, don't even bring your bag. Well, good for you, But isn't the gesture the gesture for a reason? Isn't gesture, No, I don't. Are you insulted if I go with the thing that I do, which is I always meet at the first place, like I'm not going to have you picked me up? Is that okay? Okay? But that's actually a safe thing. And that's another thing getting the gu come out, because all I want is that boy, come on, give me the He's resisting, keep saying, and he's not even you should see the way this is. He's just like I want to Barty to the Super Bowl. Sundays up around Greg Tea back this podcast, and only hears about is every five seconds giving the booty. It's Thursday for us. It's the end of the week, all Sundays around the corners. I am leading. Jennifer Ye is listening, Are listening, Jennifer, don't. Jenner's got a nice Thursday. She's got a nice booty. And Jennifer Ye has got a booty, and we love booty. Okay, it's about any other dairy products. We have friendship. Cottage cheese. Sure, that's ready to have cottage. She's good on the first day, but cheese cheese bad. And eat the cottage cheese with confidence. Not listen to the best day for you to come up here. I want, I want, I want to hang out with your booty and I want to talk to That's exactly that's what we're going. Let's incorporate booty the super Bowl. Let me think into the next podcast, and we'll just keep it coming. Cottage cheese, booty, I was gonna you don't want to incorporate those for me, although if you eat cottage cheese and you eat right, you have a tight booty somewhere else. So the other thing is is that I think the biggest dating objective is that you want to always not worry worry about what they are thinking, worry about what you're thinking. Stop externalizing everything and thinking do they like me? Did I wear the right thing? Did I say the right stuff? When you leave that date, you need to feel confident. You need to say I owned it, not if they liked me, but did I feel good about what I did? And I think that's the best way to actually leave every date saying you know what, if this doesn't work out, it had nothing to do with me. And that's where you leave that data and to build on another. Yeah, and I think people have to start really looking at themselves in a positive light. Um, the situation is what it is. You put your best foot forward and if it's not there, you move on. And then after that, you go on your phone, you go on Instagram, you look and they favorite all the muscle head guys at the gym that they followed, and then you get paranoid because you're clearly she's not into me all the way I like the muscle head. Then you get the same to make her feel jealous, because that's part of it too, right, Wow, and you brought this up. Actually it's not funny, So it's sad. It's what society is about. And I have to say that you don't go by what he just said, but the idea of what things are positive. No things are positive, but social media does flip things around a lot. You're gonna do whether I tell you to or not, you're gonna do it with So we have I have some have some questions for our fairheads, and few guys okay answer the questions, but I want to. I want to throw one out here. So with situations that if you run that you've run into right on that first date, did you stay or stray and did the person do any of these things that I mentioned and which one really gets your soft spot? Guys, I want to know what one really you don't change that and said soft spot, what do you ask? Did you say? Or did you stray? And I want to get a hashtag share notes with stay or stray and tell me about your first date stray stray meaning you're done over, they messed up, I'm not coming back, all right, Well, it depends on the situation, depends on the girl, and let's not let's not gloss over the fact that we are shallow creatures and you can do all these things right, you can do all these times wrong. But if you're not into the if you're not into the physical aspect of the person, you're gonna stray how nice the person is. And I land something else when you first meet some Then when you first meet somebody, I don't agree with face timing. I know everybody likes to face time, but before that first date, I don't think you should FaceTime because everybody I think that's awesome. Because yes, and because people are so shallow, I think it's compleads people. I think I think it's the worst thing ever because they're so shallow, they're trying to find out more things about you. They're trying to see where you're at what. They don't need to go into your personal space, they don't need to see you as a person. Let them wait for that anticipation of that first meeting when you walk in confidence and sell. But you did say, um, phone call is is appropriate? I like phone call better than texting, And yes you should have a phone call. Did the last girl that who I'm still dating? I did a phone call before the first meeting, and I feel that that kind of broke the ice. I think appreciate it. I appreciate it. We talked, we got to know each other a little better. We didn't face I think a voice is a huge thing. But people like to hit FaceTime all the time, and I don't think it's good. And here's another one. What about following somebody on LinkedIn? But now you're taking it in the business road. Third, so the other thing is is that how many times did you leave that first date and you went away thinking it was amazing and then you didn't get that guy's text back or the girls call back the next day and you're like, oh, baying, and what happened? That happened to me recently. Yeah, right before the holidays, I went on a really good first date. We connected. We had four drinks. I paid, she offered, she did the read Actually I let her pay the tip. I let it. Maybe that maybe that's why I didn't go well, because she paid the tip. Nervous guy, This guys four drinks and then making me pay the tip. Never mind, foodie, we're talking balls. Let me let me continue. She she made out with me at the end of the night. I waited for her. I was cold. Come on, there was no squeaky bed. It was just I don't squeak when I make out. She made out with me at the end of the night, she said, before she got in her car, and I waited for her to get in the car, and I walked her to the cab. Right, I am a gentleman. She said, oh, we Ronnie, we really got to do this again, she said. She said that. I say, hey, let's hang her out again. Baby. She said, yeah, we really got to do this again. And then she goes, yeah, that's what happened back to your house. And then she goes to that was that was great tea? And oh yeah, yeah, what I do wrong? Oh you know how I would never anticipate that if somebody says, just out of a gesture, hey do you want me to get that that you should be like no, but you know what, throw down some money for the tip. That's just I just I think that's just. I think you think that's what happened. I don't think that that's necessarily the only thing. I mean, maybe there wasn't that spark at the kissers good cher, you're better off because wait a second, better off because she's not into you. Then move on, get somebody else like you did. You're he did? You're he dating somebody else. That's the beauty of first day. But yeah, like did you did you like her? I like her enough to want to go out on a Well, here's here's one of every girl on the Wait a second. Here's something though, Ronnie, you haven't yet put into perspective, But you talk about a lot the idea of people having this hidden life. Well, you know what I wanted to lead into was the fact that if you don't get that call back or that person, isn't somebody that goes on that second day. Maybe you just don't know, but there's a lot more hidden in their closet, and that goes to the social media and the liars. Gary Jones, who d I think that a full disclosure, right with a lot of girls that I've went on more than one day. But let's just put it that way. Well, that's the problem and you don't know that yet. So that's where social media really screws up everything. Now with David, But let me tell you what the worst problem is. You go into dates now thinking even if you have a good date, like this person's talking, well, put that put that feeling behind your head, like you have that feeling at nice? What are you saying that I'm having fun watching these two on either side anyway? All right, so listen. So so that's actually some really sound advice you giving share, I really do think. But I like the disparity. I like the difference of opinion. Truth is, we are shallow creatures. Yeah, we're going to store people on Instagram if we get rejected because we want to know why why are you dating the meat head in the gym and not me? Because I'm balled and I got praised beautiful And wait a second, by the way, it's by the way, you don't know someone on that topic by searching their instagram. Okay, so just so you know, that doesn't mean you know somebody because you went through their social media handles. Like actually the conversation bull freak knows he had one. He's on another date with this girl on my fifth date? Now what's going on there? And I did the same thing I did with the girl who gasted me, Like I didn't act any different. She also, I don't know if she paid the tip a second and again and again. The idea is this, guess what. It wasn't the right thing. You walked away from that with confidence. You move forward. You got another date? What a super Bowl party? You think like the first date should be on a Superowl party? Well, well that's okay too. You know what, that could be fun? I think again, that's interacting with the friends. I think it's confusing, right, But she gets to meet all all kinds of friends and play ter drinking games is trying to get her drunk. She gets to buy boxes. There's no pressure, there's watching the commercials laughing. I don't know if that's the way to go with we're having a great time partying. I guess maybe. But we got taco. You first need to have that first moment alone beer taco different. That's really good for a quien come on friendship, friendship, I will come on. Because we all have friends. We've all known each other for years here in the studio, any how long it has been friends seven years, grandmind friends, Greg T and I twenty two years with bald Freak, and then the BOTHA and the close to thirty years crazy together that one of you didn't want to do you push him to do it, crazier than all real shared the same woman once. What that was back about fifteen years ago? We have that in common. By the way, what are you talking about? At the same time, it was like, what does this have to be with? And by the way, for the record, I dated her first, I never got her second. Yeah, I got to brag about it was eighteen years ago. The best way over a breakup? What's that food? What do you tell friendship breaks? What's the best way to get over a breakup? Right? To get over someone? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, we said this is Stasi the so now say it's Rachel Stas from from Benefup Rules. We said, the best way to get over someone is to get under someone new. You go but so you didn't say food. So friendship Rachel is here, of all people, she's the one bringing us back to bringing some levity to the situation. Of course, talk about the health benefits of cottage cheese and what it looks like in its purest form versus what you've done with it today. Every purest form, like when they make it in the factory. You know it's pures for So I've seen it being made in the factory and it looks just as glorious as it does in the tub, nice round white curds. Because people, it's a turn off to me. It's opportunity, Yeah, opportunity in the curds. So what we have today is a roasted garlic and chive herb spread. We've got rosemary, chives, green onions, you've got parsley. It's just this aromatic, delicious dip um that we have a little bit of garlic buttered Christini took into and cottag cheese is a beautiful thing because it's super high in protein low and fat low, and carbs low and sugar makes a great substitute for things like sour cream and buttermilk and whole milk and things like that. Your friends will never know the difference. You put this in front of them, tell them afterwards, videotape them. Videotape who somebody in your life who hates cottage cheese like we did last week. We did last week with with el assistant Andrew. He hates it. He vomits at the sight of it. And then he couldn't get enough of this stuff because it doesn't look like cottge cheese. Don't the cottage cheese, but the cottage cheese base. And that's the health benefits. And you can put in any of your favorite dishes. Now, how did you make this one? Super easy? It all goes into a food processor, Blend the cottage cheese, blend the chives right into it, blend all the herbs, the garlic, the rosemary scoop it out. You can keep it overnight in the fridge in the tupperware, easy to serve it for girls night. I think the bigger question is what are you doing for Super Bowl Sunday? Because maybe you can cut to my house and you can make stuff. You should make this for your family right now, Yeah, you make it. Come on, take come to just real quel, busy, you don't have time for you you're gonna have it over. You want to hang out reading the cotta cheese gospel, hang out with great teese, rug rats and his his wife. Hold here, come on, what am I trying here? Just dip some of that stick in? I got it, ball, Shut up, take your time. What do you think? That's always a good sign when you can't understand it seriously, and we're being honest about our opinions and our feelings on this star. Yeah, um, it's very garlicky. You could say it because I could smell the garlic from here. This this one is not friendly from my forty day detox diet. I can't do it right now, but I will have it more for us. I will say this. Okay, hold on here, we have ball for you. Try and hold on passing over kid? Okay, all right, all right? What he's bringing some over on a plate to you? Bald freak is in the other studio today. He's actually he dipped a piece of bread in the dip and he's running it into the other studio. Bald Freed couldn't be with us. Your meaning a fast food long? Not good? You like it? Now? I love food. I'm Italian Joe exactly are we your are it? Come on doing some mom but this isn't an Italian dipm Italian. You can't blame hey, mombo some of the time. Next time this is we're not ready to get rid of her yet. But you're a Super Bowl Sunday by. You're gonna be with us the next week as well. Right. I don't want her to leave right now. I know. In fact, it is the best studio I smelled in a hundred and three episodes. I'm sensing a little connection between rachel Lene not bull freaking you are well. Look at her clattering. It's facing the wrong direction for you, you idiot. Oh that sucks. Man notices these things right off. She's Irish and she's wearing clattering and clattering. When you're Irish, you wear these rings and it tells you if you're a red light or a green light, are you available or not? If it's pointing in one direction, If the arms are facing in, what does it mean. It means you're taken. If the hard is facing out, it means you have your love to give to the world. That's what that ship is pointing in. My love to you guys, in this beautiful man, that is rotten. I really thought there was a kid act between bal for he was so excited to see you and everything. Listen, you can eat your feelings and my dip has that's I'm going to dive in right now. For all of today's recipes been divorced like ten times, only seven going on every time a podcast. Uh, seriously, the dip is amazing. It's gonna be on Twitter and on Facebook, on our the off air show page. Follow us. We'll get you that recipe. Thank you so much, Friendship Rachel for coming in and surprising and delighting us. And of course you can always pick up Friendshi Dairy's cottage. She's at your local Key Food. And of course please come back soon. I will. I'll see you guys soon. Thanks so much. Today was a great show today, guys. You gotta have having an awesome super Bowl weekend. Okay, it would have been better had Ballfry not played elevator music whole time. It's always like that, I'm super Bowl, don't drop it yet? What happenn drop your own? I just realized I forgot to give Scary his little gift and we didn't sing what is that hold on? Okay? Wait, let me surprise. What is that some gold to bloons? Oh my god? Okay, but wait, don't kill our friends because I forgot. Don't kill him. Don't kill him. Wait did anybody candle in it? Yeah? I mean, let me explain. I went to the store to buy in a plastic I went to start to buy I went to the grocery store to buy him a he's a cake. And I remembered he's on a diet. And because I am a supporter of body Beautiful and keep your diets going, I said, what can I do? So I said to them, can I have a candle? I need an apple? And I put a candle in an apple. However, I am highly allergic to apple. I will die. The problem. The only thing I can eat on the off fair show on this diet, actually you can eat it, let me get out of the studio, is an apple. Right. And the thing that you cannot have your actually throat, it's gonna close up. You're gonna die. I can't fleet we have a lighter track of the apple. Happy candle in the apple. Let's pretend it's lit. I don't have to pretend that I'm lit, all right, I just guys, you're killing me. I don't smoke. It didn't have a lighter. I don't smoke either, okay, and I didn't mean to kill you. I'm gonna die. Wait a second with the cigar vape. You're that allergic that if you just see that apple my hand, I just helped this expanding. My hand swelled up blue of times wing the chocolate factory. Let's sing the birthday song one to three, Happy happy birthday and this special day. Hey, happy happy birthday. And this is what you say, Hey, happy happy birthday, Happy happy birthday. Scary Jones. Yeah, happy briar hazard. Here come the sprinklers. Need to take a bite. Wait, take a bite out of crime. Can buy it out of the apple. I'm gonna die. That's really nice, that's really nice. I am keeping with your diet. You're staying body beautiful. And we move on with another birthday. Yeah, yeah, can you eat the candle? It is that part of your candy. I'm gonna go have a birthday weekend, that's right, super Bowl burthday weekend. What are you gonna eat on the Super Bowl. I'm in trouble. I'm gonna eat um. Everyone's gonna have the buffalo wings. I'm gonna have to sellery good. H that's what to carrots, if you do with carrots and nachos and burgers sliders, everybody. Just watch me now. I just watch me now. I got something for you now, for you won't for me. Just watch me now. I just watch me. I got something for you for you you won't you Just watch me now