The Off Air Show - 'So What If My Thong is Exposed' - Ep.64

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Speaker 1: What we're gonna talk about, new news, Rattle Rat, Scary Jones, all my friends, they are my friends there, Crasy, Elvis de rand process. I love that. Just off air show, Scary Jones and Great Tea number number sixty four? When where are sixty four? When where sixty four? You know what? I always think the podcast sounds better. It starts off a little interlude from bald Free Granny. I'm gonna tell you Scary I agree. I like it. I think that's exactly what we needed, what we wanted. That's why we asked bald Freak me a part of this podcast first started. It's like back to the roots, back to the basics. It takes me in a great mood when I hear Ronnie truoning like that when he does what he's supposed to be doing. You're right, So are you implying, good Tea, that that he's actually spiraled out of control and he didn't no longer does what he was originally intended? You know, I think that we've had conversations, you and I about you know, ball freaking you know what he's been doing recently, you know, just carrying on whenever he wants to do things isn't true. We've been talking about him behind his back like that. Well, I don't know. I mean you wanted to put it out there. You want to show it. You know we're gonna air out o our laundry. We've had a couple of conversations. I don't do laundry. I like to send mine out to the cleaners. I thought we weren't having conversations. But talk to your boys. Talk to your boy over there. I mean your boys had some issues. He's been dialing me up on the phone. Ronny's getting too big for his bridges. Talk to your boy. Everybody loving Ronnie on the podcast. We can't have that happen to your boy. Talk to your boy down the side the ball freak back down the earth. You think you're gonna be a stock? I bet you guys were my boys. Boy. I look no further thinking about you, bald freak. I've been telling you for many, many years, I'm your boy, right, I see eye eye with you. Seriously, you turned on me all the time. I don't understand why you think I turn on you. I feel like I am equally your boy. Know you're like Switzerland. I tell you something you don't say nothing, Serio says something. You can say. There's one thing you have to remember. You know, you know bald freak for twenty years, I'd say twenty one years. How do I know you've got me beat by six years years? It's ten years. I got ten years on your bras Is that really make a difference whether you got like six years on yet, Because it does. It makes all the difference in the world. We've had much many more life experiences. We've had all kinds of things that we've been through life experiences. Him stopping you from getting your ass kicked on the play ground in Brooklyn, that's what you got that No. Actually, at two thirty every day, the el would ring, and my friends would take that as the wrestling bell, so they would pretend they would jump off the top ropes. They would be at the top of the table. They would make sure Ronnie gets on the line to leave the classroom at the very back, and and then the teacher would turn the corner to leave the classroom, and then the bell would ring, ding ding, and like three guys would just give Ronnie like elbows, lying elbows, flying elbows from the top of the table, jumping off and wrestling Ronnie to the ground. My best friend would hold me down. And where did this all happen? Where did this all happen? This was it Mark Twain Junior High. Where do you happen happen? Come on, Beastie boy, you know what you'll tell you what? Come on? Can we make that the song of the day? No way, you got a better song of the day. Give me some Brooklyn, Come on, I want some Beastie. Yeah, you guys come. I can always reach out to the Affair Show. We're always taking your calls and you can also get us on Instagram at the off their show. Yes see it. Brass, Smokey that monkey, Mucky brass, smokey Chunkyuky Mouky. That's gone, Here goes Smoky feel right, leg up. That's finish the car Roska like Charlie Chan my shipments were we go. We'll be uny come off for the Belmo Steffinite League. Breast Smoky gotta rock, Well, it's gotta castle in Broblen's where Lucky that musky brass monkey Tunkey got smokey monkey? Who are called to have an off air head call? Who do we have on the phone? Who do we have on the phone. I have no idea who wanted hundred two four twos here one hundred. We're looking for all off air heads? Are you off air head? Hello? They're thinking about it. Hellos from the female perspector, grow, this must be some kind of Mistake's not a mistake. Why would be able stake? What's your name? Sierra? Sierra? Sierra? Did you say Sierra? You got a Southern draw going on you from Georgia. You you're making bacon some Sierra, gentlemen, this is it chasing the Sierra sun? Kiera? Are you funky? Come on now, I'll tell you this much. Back in the day, my prompty her name was Sierra. She now lives in Tennessee and whenever she comes up to New York and crazy thing one blue eyes. Yeah, that's my girl. Quite a romantic history. Great too. Have you been married for like fourteen years? And poppy anniversary? And let's hit on a phone call. Maybe maybe we call tricks, will call tricks on the phone. I haven't I haven't wished your happy anniversary. What brings you to the Aufair Show today? I just wanted to tell you that I love y'all so much. All the picture in but at the same time, y'all love each other and the music. Oh my gosh, what about what about the first of all? Why do you like the bickering? I mean, what's what is soothing? What is I mean? Because I keep picturing in my head people hitting stop on the podcast every time we start arguing. I have a sample and pine life and listening to y'all it makes me laugh. It keeps a smile on my face. It keeps the day going. I mean, I've been the last two a listening to just a podcast. Okay, okay, wow, thank you? What why are you driving for eight hours? Water sample? You know? I don't know, Sierra. I I don't know if you know if scary or ball free can pick up on it, but you know, leave it to me. Because I'm a genius. I can pick up that you have an accent and I'm not really sure. She said she was from making Georgia. She said that already you weren't paying attention. I was. I must been hitting the bomb, I must been hitting the booking. Why great team was going to give you a little bit of a southern uh? Southern Uh? Why are you pointing? I'm gonna find a sault to play. Come on giving a bomb? You know what I was? You know I must have been smoking. I apologized and you don't need the bob. I'm passing it over here. You know, bald freak Rannie was smoking out of a pipe yesterday. Here's your hit. Here's in public, hurt my Ronnie? Ronnie does that. He's just he's he smoked a bong in public. Hey, Sierra, what's your favorite classer band? Of course it's scary. Give me some Zach Braza Brown because he goes Sierra. You know Zach is from Georgia. That's where he's from. You know what I'm gonna take? Come on, beer on Friday night, a pair of jeans that fit just right, and the radio. What's the weather like right now in Georgia? Degree? Yes? Where do you go for good barbieq in uh in Georgia making Georgia? Where's good barbecue? What is it called? Again? All right? That's cool? And what's you say? Dentures? No centure center? Denture centers? Very nice? Good? Now? Are you married? You got a boyfriend? What's your deal? Sierra? I'm married? How many kids? Nice? That means a plenty of time to make them babies on. What's it like over at Sierra's? How's that bacon and Macon? How's that bacon and bacon? Good? Hold on, I think scary broken because scares a pervert. So he might have broken. I might have perfect. You remember when you broke it to Sierra's room and you recorded her and her husband. Man, that's terrible. Play that soundback for us, scary, What are you talking about? A sound? He thinks he thinks that I have sound of you having sex? Come on, play it? Come on with your husband. He is a mess. You a fuckingness. Play that soundback of you when you were sitting there with the recorder when you're recording her and her husband. That's disgusting. Perfect this gross? You're so gross. Oh yeah that's good. Oh yeah yeah, Oh you know how to do it all right now? Bring it all with this? Oh didn't know you were dating a Yankee? Say, these guys are so happy to be talking to a woman right now, you might take up the whole podcast. Actually, you know why. See it's so nice too. It's so nice to have a girl in the in the locker room here with a bunch of youngs, you know, and and from yourself. You're like this toddler, you know, and oh my god, it's so nice to hear from you. Oh it's nice. Can you please tell more of your girlfriends to call in on the off air show. We'd love to meet all them and talk to him. Oh well, I think, all right, listen, you're gonna gonna put you on hold and fair T shirt. All right, We are a lot to get to today, So comes to empty promises, a lot of empty promise comfort into one in the next month, maybe earlier the first start. Instead of getting shirts and our logo on it, I think we're going to get a shirt that says empty promises on its empty rast exactly. So I'm still talking about It's like, do we have a T shirt? Sixty four episodes in do we have a T shirt? That we don't? If we don't have a shirt, don't I'm kind of tired of talking about it. Then why don't we get a T shirt? Talk to? Uh, the people in charge? I thought we were in charge here. He's got a meeting next week with some of the people that the T shirt. Evidently the author show has been a little bit out of line and uh, we have to tone it down a little bit, and things were things we've been talking about the Mexican. Yeah, so Spy has been called into the boss's office. So next week he has a meeting and he's in a report back to I think. I think we're rebelling too much. I think is he just in the meeting. I don't know what we're having. We're having too much fun. I think they you know, because he's sitting there behind the board and he's got all the buttons to push these things that the balls thinks that you and I ball Freak are just a bunch of you know, clowns. The responsibility falls on so listen, we've got a few things to do here. Our friends Share is coming by for an episode of Share Nose in a little while. Also, we gotta do our football picks. I'm gonna see who's gonna wear the golden sombrero? And are we are we not talking to Carl Marine and Anthony? What's going on? Well, here's the funny thing. So I got a text message from more Sintan than Anthony from on Monday Friday yesterday, and he does want to come on. So hopefully we can reach out to him. All right, I think that's great, and also maybe we can talk to bald Freak about his shenanigans last night. You got freaking rip roaring drunk hung out with some baseball players last night. Let's do this so before we further Ado, I want to just throw a song in here, because it's what we do on the offairs. Yeah, it is a little bit of one Republic. Before you start the song, I just want to say that anytime you guys want me to pick a song again, I guess sent me a text. Good you don't have it, go out of your way, but just in case. But obviously you guys got it covered again today. Yeah, I just want to throw that out there. Perfect. This is what Republican kids on our fair show days. But we're fired. We've fought to love a game perfect disasters. We were reaching reaching for the rafters and most of the days he was searchable ways to get up and get out of the town. We were raise here because we'll be done. I remember he was sleeping and go. We were searching for people. Bandit God with the wife because he ars. We saw the secreting things like days with just days, I don't know No Change Kids on the off air show Scary Jones and Greg T along with the bald Freak Rannie, and we're look, he's actually taking uh Sierra's address. He's committed to this. What are you doing back there? T got you all right, we're gonna say, alright, what the well? You know? I mean, I give him credit for at least taking it this far. Okay, bald freak, I want to I want to show you exhibit a. Uh that would be this note right here. This is yesterday. This guy rotted on hold for about seven seventy two minutes. Yeah, yeah, you ended the show yesterday. I had you walked down with your backpack on your shoulders and said, by a thirty minutes later, why would he stay on hold for thirty minutes? Idiot stays on hold for thirty minutes and thirty minutes later, come on, hey, thirty minutes later, this guy. Someone comes up to me and said, Scary, there's a guy on hold. He's been on hold for over an hour. So I had to have your rits from our show take his information down. And now you're the podcast is going on and you're taking this woman's information. It's more empty promises from tight listen. You know what this should be. You know, this would make for a great trivia show. You know, maybe we should ask some of our off air heads, you know, the ones that really think that they know the show very well. We could ask them trivia questions. One of the questions we can ask is which off air head stayed on hold the longest. That would be Jordan's yesterday, thirty five minutes stayed on hold. That's passion. I think that we're gonna send him out an off air show t shirt. Let's do some football picture of Quip. No, let's get to let's find out about bald freak and it's Timey started hanging out with the baseball players. All right, let's do that. Dude, who who's got my intro music? So here's what I want to do my own. He's gonna get it for you. But he's probably no ball freak. So you got some kind of invite from some of the sales people to go to an event, that's correct. So what was the event called you went to? It was for Cola House, a new venue on the meatpacking District in New York City. So what is coal House? It's a bar, slash. I don't know if it's a restaurant, it's a bar, and it's a music venue its own, okay, So you show up there, and what do you expect to do? Like what goes on? I was hoping to see a band that I really like called LCD sound System, who hasn't really performed publicly a lot over the last couple of years. Do we have any music for them? I hope, So we are. We have LCD sound System in here, So I play him, play him, So yeah, you gotta paint the picture come out. You tell him great friends or daft Punk is playing at my house. All my play the both of those last night, which one is to hit? Both of them are hits. And event with my buddy right and the six Smallers and and it's fairly packed house. They got our derbs, they got open bar, they got bourbon, they got tequila, they got beer. Very nice set up, very nice swag mid uh middle of meat packing district setup. And I see a guy standing like by the stage. He was on his phone, he's got glasses on, he's wearing a suit. And I immediately say that's David Cone and former Yankee. But when he was with the Yankees. Obviously he had the better day, the perfect game about that. Absolutely fellow broadcaster on the S Network and probably one of like my five to ten favorite like athletes of all time, a big fan and normally like I'm shy around uh oh, you're doing a mix here sc all LCD sounds. Normally I'm a little shy around celebrities. I don't I'm not the type of guy that goes up to somebody. And I just immediately went to him. I said, I gotta say hello to him. I say, hey, I just want to say hello. I'm a huge Yankee fan, huge fan of yours. And he I broke every celebrity rule, like every rule of celebrity ediguated about, like taking pictures, talking about everything. David Cone, j and I wind up hanging out watching l CV sound System and getting hammered at this part with Cone with him the whole night. It was like hold on, yeah they now by the way, I invited Ronnie and Jay, I said, listen, I know people running this cola house thing. I said, why don't you go to this? It just it was a sales thing for PEPSI I couldn't make it. I was I had. I was in Long Island doing an appearance really late, hitting me. I got home too late, and my friends are drunk already and texting me, you better come, you better show up. And then they sent me a picture of them with David Cone. Dude, send the picture, put it on Instagram on the air show. But the best part they get David Cone's cell phone number, Are you kidding? Yeah? Number? Like with I got his number easily that I would get a girls us today. We should have had him up. Yeah, I bet you he would have. He's probably sleeping right now, so call him up. I don't think he's gonna want that. I mean I could get him on in the future. Funny about this whole thing is we think that David Cone was by himself, and then he was hanging out with Ronnie and Jay like they were best friends. Serious, like you came and you couldn't come, so you invited a surrogate, except somebody cooler than you, And it was like he was our boy for the whole night and were talking about the Yankees, We talked about living in New York City, we talked about the Morning Show, we talked about everything, and that is great and we got he was like bringing our empties back to the bar. He was our boy. He was like, let me get you drink. And at the end of the night, at the end of the night, after I put it on Instagram and Facebook and everything, J and I huge Yankee fans, were drunk. We're laughing. We just look out with David and David Cone is standing like by construction site smoking a cigarette and he is when his glasses on. And then we hung out with him for another fifteen minutes outside the play. Dude, unbelievable. It was really you about getting his cell phone. Well, we took pictures and I'm like, I'm gonna put you know already following him on Twitter at he says he had texted, I'll text it to you. You're texted to me. No, he I didn't. He said, yes, send this to me. He says, I'll give you my number, give me talking baseball. Come on, called for that. You gotta have that. He was talking base sat down to earth like and hopefully yes. I said, now I got to meet the warrior Paul Paul O'Neil like he knows all. That's my Yankee of all time. I love Paul and Paul O'Neal and that let me tell you that. To me, I love him as a Yankee. You gotta be kidding me like that I think is he was such a tough player, you know when he played like that's the game the right way. Yes, that's what I was talking to David Corn about on we don't have talking baseball baseball. You want to hear when you center field by John Fogerty, Oh yead don't have another one in there? Enough? No, you gotta give occasion. I'll give you in the field. Well, thank you there, We thank you David Cone for a wonderful, memorable evening that I will never forget. And this is now dedicated to the Cone and the all the former Yankees that we'd love to be one day. Thank you sy Jones showing up. She probably would run away if I was there. I don't know about that he was, you know, we you know, we should call up with a bucket list of celebrities that all of our affair heads and us would love to meet, put them all together and see if we can get some of those guys up there. That's definitely checked off my So why do we do that? I should do that I like that idea. Love it cracked up, scary mo Sun team rapping day nice, we're b damn their new graft on the call and I had a femail and I'm gonna drop on some sounds to the pants and man, you know it was a world world collection. That's all saying it out around funny. Put me in coach already say today, coming in already today and look, oh my god, look who freaking gracious us with her presence? You got some music for? Yeah? Who shares here? Come on? Give her some music? Scare you gotta give her something? I mean when the Queen of the Aufair show, you know you seriously you want something royal, royal. If the Queen of the author show is gonna bless us with her presence a royal fan, come on, now here comes share. Let's roll out the red carpet for share. We get a step in repeating that said, share Share knows, ladies and gentlemen, Share, Share, Share, Share. Where are you coming in from? Really? Bid? First of all, a couple of things to do around the city. The sea. Her hair is as you were filming Grimlins five last night. I was all night long and overnight you have the scene where you put the gremlin in the blender and it just splatters all over the kitchen. That was in the second one. Seriously, you better catch up on my Gremlin's movie. Nice of you to finish in between your meetings. You know, I figured, I figured I'd come here and then we go out for like a nice lunch. And you know who's gonna pay for that one off? Fair shoot a very show? Pick it up? Do you have an expense The expense account comes out of your pott there, Scary Jones. That's right. Come on, you notice how I looked at Scary. She's the todller. You're the dumb yung and you pay for her. That's that's what happens. Dumb yogs pay for to yap yap, yap yap, you pay pay pay pay bay. So I have a question. Actually, but when we get to in a couple of seconds, this is something that right now Bullfries giving you some six Polkem music. He's give me some san Gineero feastmat music. What is this? I wasn't would love Zeppelie. You were at the feast yesterday and you know what I did, and you didn't invite me. By the way, guys, you're gonna be happy to hear about this. I finally did it. I took our, I went to um the San Jinnaro, and I did our very first, taking it to the streets. So yes, I've got on my phone. I've got audio of people you know want to be taking it to the streets. This is gonna be our theme music for taking it to the streets. What a novel idea? Yes, seeing that it says it in the title, so it is. I walked up to a bunch of random people and ask them all these questions about you know, spaghetti and and had a spell spaghetti and all. It's a funny peace. You're gonna like it next week. Will play it in your phone. It's on my phone next week for you. Yeah, well you're always thinking, but listen once I'm done. Now it's one of you guys. Got to go do it now, Max, I told you I'm gonna do taking it to the beats at the Farmer's mark, taking it to the meats at a grocery store. I love. And you can talk to what's that girlfriend you you know, pop the girl from the meat place. Oh, Susie Shirline was like jealous of me. She's the queen of all beat Oh can I take it to some next event that I go to? Take any event you want? What are you taking? I'm gonna take it to in the next event I go. It's got to street run the street. We have a question for share Notes today, like what do you talk to us about sinking? I got something I'm thinking. I saw this at a bar last week and I wanted to know that you can turn off to take it to the street case or I need to I want to know something. Okay, if a girl is sitting on a bar stool, and why are you talking to her like that? If a girl is sitting on a bar stool. There's a girl sitting stool. I was out. It was a couple of weeks ago. It was a week one. What you think of a football, right, So this girl was sitting down in the bar at the bar and she had her whale tail showing you know a whale tail is right? Yeah, we know the longhorns. Yeah. She had a song out looking out from the back like that. You like that. I asked you to pass judgment on it. I have a question. I'm sorry I was, I was smoking, I was as a woman, and that was you would you wouldn't be okay if I said, hey, tap to the shoulder, said hey, your song is sticking out or do you prefer stick your finger in the celebrating tonight? Let me stick my finger in the show? Yeah, come come on it. Why would you walk up to some chicken say that like, yo, well your thing is sticking out there? Dre in lies the controversy and I definitely wouldn't go up turn stick however, exactly so you know what, I think that that's really awkward. I can't imagine girls distinctly do it so that somebody comes up to them. I can't imagine that's like some line want no, no, no, I'm not saying they did it a purpose. Do you want to be do you want to be told? Well, here's the point. So so similarly, if something else was like awkward on somebody's outfit, unless it was like a piece of lint and you wanted to be polite and go pull it off, it's kind of like an awkward hello, especially when it comes to some thong. It's a sensitive area. It's there, and let you be embarrassed for the rest of the afternoon, your song is hanging out. Maybe she's not embarrassed, maybe she realizes and she's just like, hey, it's there. Whatever. I have to go on the assumption you're ruining, You're ruining the actual you guys. I have to go on the assumption that that she does not want her thong hanging out and she wants somebody to tell her. The question becomes what happens when it's different If it's a woman telling her versus a guy. Well, yeah, but I don't even think a girl would go up to her and say, your thongs hanging out. I think people let people do what they want to do at this point. I don't even think people judge it anymore. It would almost be like a bra strap that's not hidden under a shirt property like yours right now, Like that's acceptable taboo. But I'm talking about is this inappropriate hanging out? If it's sticking out, I'm gonna stick my finger, I'm gonna turn this way. So what did I didn't say anything, but I thought in my head, I went went through the scenario. I'm like, you know what, maybe I should Maybe I should tell him because I'm just trying to what would you have done, what would you tell me, what you would have said that maybe that would have put it into more more of a scene for me. Excuse me, hi, excuse me, hi hi hi hi um. I just wanted to let you know that you might want to pull your shirt down or pull your your jeans up because you're your underwear side, you know, Are you serious? Are you serious? Is that seriously what you came up to say to me? And if everything else you could have pointed out about me, that's your that's how you say, how to me the heck away from you. But I think it would have hurt it. I think it would hurt it. I think it would like I think it would hurt the atmosphere and like the fun of the evening and like what was going on, Like you're probably there, just no, you'd rather just there and be embarrassed all night. I probably wouldn't think that I'd be that embarrassed. I don't get that embarrassed. I don't think a lot of girls. Yeah, I couldn't walk up to her even tell her that I'd be embarrassed, even tell her like she doesn't know me from a hole in the wall. And he already have some dumb, drunk yug over there and you're like, hey, how you doing. By the way you hanging out your pants now, I think I need to tell you that somebody needs to let her know if you're talking to her and you're like, hey, we're all having drinks andwhere at the bar and everybody's hanging out and everybody's starting to get to know each other. And then you're like, hey, hey your throng. You know, it kind is more fun. It's a more fun situation. It's so awkward to just talk up to something like, consider it like a public So I'm doing a public service. You're doing public justice. It's public justice. Like you're gonna be hanging out with the guys, like, hey, guys, give me a second, I'm gonna go tell this. Here's here's what I would say. If somebody came up to me, though, and did that and had nothing to do with me, I would think it was a really bad, bad way that they're trying to approach me. I think they were being I think that that would be their attempt to get my attention, and then I'd be so it would be so awkward that I'd be like women are crazy? Right? Do you need to like move on? I understand just what I'm saying. Yeah, Like, like, if there's a question that you're going to be creepy, then don't do anything. Even if there's a slight question, even though I'm solving an issue of of your issue, it's not your issue. And it's probably a nice looking thoughts. She's probably not that embarrassed. You probably spend a lot of money on that. Let me tell you, guys something. Those thongs cost us a lot of money. That's nice. Cost a lot of money. Yeah, come on, what kind of song? Was it? Scared? Yeah? Like t did it have lace on it? Pretty? Did you actually stare at it because you notice it? Still? See that baby baby blue? Excuse me? High, I couldn't help but notice your thong to pongong thong? Okay, what about what about if you see pants extremely low like some of these low riders are, and the girl doesn't have any underwearing low ride ride low ride and because yeah, Paul frees parking it out now he finally you're on board. Finally ball for field. Here's a low rider for you. This is war. Here we go, give me a cow, do don't we have a cow bell. Cow bell? Right, I got a cowbell, I got a preephone. And that's just what happens when he sees a girl with the bob. Yeah, maybe if he came up with a cow bell, that would be give give, come on, I can't keep up with you. Why not? I'm done with you. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. We thought you could have kept music exactly what I'm saying. That borrowing perfect for that right there? So scary. I think the better approach would be if you really feel you're doing a public justice and you want to say hi to the person and they seem nice, thought a guy, they want to say Hi, I just want to just correct something that's going on that might be wrong, And I thought I would. I thought I thought I looked at it like differently that that I'm saving her from embarrassment from the rest of the Okay, what about a guy? You save a guy from embarrassments? Would say that guy wearing? Would you tell his his songs out? His thongs out or flies zipped or he's got a plum plumbers cracking your parents? I do love songs with my suits. Love is an area of expertise really, so there's no lines exactly. I just I feel sexier when I'm wearing a suit with my thong. So I have certain I don't wear songs of all time something, but I do know, yeah, I wear thongs with suits. I love that. We Greg Tea would wear a boxer briefs and he will wear a box of briefs until the time he has to put a suit on. He goes like Banana Hammick song. Love that for s though. I love it fascinating so sexy women. I personally am a huge thong fan because I don't like lines at all. I think it's disgusting. But everybody has a different reason why they wear a pair of thongs, so your your reason is a suit. I am dying to know why guys and girls judge wearing thongs. I think that's hysterical. I love I love being free, you know. I think my guys actually analyzed. I have no hair in my entire body. I love to be nice and clean. So what I do is I got myself. I'm all lotioned up, I put on my g string and then I'm ready to go put my listen. I'm not against it as we said, I'm one of the one of the first podcasts. I was like, you know, all for it if that's what you want to do. What I'm saying, that's when I show Instagram is your thing. You know what, maybe next week all we're a thong, I bring it next week. It's more of a fetish than anything else. I think you're just like, how this so good on my body? On my thighs because when I take up my pants, they just dropped to the floor and I'm ready to go. Came my g string. There out I got And it's an anniversary. The anniversary. That's right, call tris what's you're happy anniversary? We talked to all that you want. We're gonna call call Merie and Anthony. Hey, either we're gonna do football picks. Do all this so starry. I think I think you should not go up to somebody and approach it that way. I think if you're having a conversation with them, it's kind of you. Okay, all right, I would It wouldn't be something that I would do. I wouldn't walk up to them and just say it. However, however it could for a guy. See this is this is where this is like a totally different situation. This is a total dub a standard because if I walk up to a guy and I'm like, hey, how are you? By the way your zippers undone, He's going to be like, oh right, you're gonna drink and dinner out of So I almost think that that's I can't say that across the board. I think for you walking up to a girl strange in a place and saying that it's going to be way too awkward. Okay, I think we all learned something from you today. I did too, I learned a love for share share nose ship heard here exclusively on The Fair Show. If you have a topic for share nose, you could tweet it to us at the off air show use the hashtag share nose, or email us at the offair show with email dot com. Come on the hashtag he's hashtag c h E R nos K n O W S not no NCA che about share thighs. Come on? Aren't they making a share documentary? Have you heard about this? Like? Share share? Like? Are they making a documentary? Are you starring that? Or you're still in Gremlins five? We're gonna work on can't you play? Around. Give her the Queen music on the red carpet. You want the Queen mus come on when Share is done. So this is not about you, the documentary, This is all about me. It's about the other Share, the lesser known Share. I'm the younger, more improved. Can we give the jiggle one more time? On? What was that ship? Nose like a dead cat? Heard exclusively on the Affair Show. Wow, you know we've been what about share toes? So why don't we tell everybody what's really going on? Is that there cannot be in podcast tomorrow. Yeah, we can't. We'll get to that in a second. Usually we have a podcast. Thursday's not gonna happen. Yeah, news were dead last but now we'll tell them now taste that you blew it off. All right, So there can't be a podcast on Thursday because of the big I Heart Radio music fest going down in Vegas. Yeah, I'm gonna be there tomorrow. I'm leaving tomorrow after the show, right, alright, So so there's no there's no podcast exactly right. So there's that show. So we have to do our football picks today. Yeah, we gotta do the new We'll get back on Monday. And Monday, get ready for an awesome show. It really doesn't get into a lot of things. We gotta talk from Monday Friday, acquired taste and find out where they got beat with us. We have to go through so many things. Find out when we're gonna go at the Carluccio's deadly. We got a lot going on. Well here's what I gotta here. We're gonna go to carl Lucis So next Thursday, next Thursday, then next Thursday. Then I'm going They have over three hundred subs. Can I get a vet you? He's not coming, he's not going green You just for veg vegetable sandwich? Calluccio, come on home on your Italian Italian anything on you? You don't mean super sothing with lagoons and with the last name like Cassnza. It says enough about being Italian. I don't have it. May happen like an avocado sandwich. You know, Hey, mambo on it? You know the song, Hey Mamo, This song scary? Maybe seconding mambo for what do you want to some Stevy the grain? You see the guy behind the counter, Hey, what do you need? Can I get some rugla? I'm like, can I put the little olive oil and vinegar but not no bread. I'm like, I want to sub completed. Let us and tomatoes take off all the meat and I want some and some yeah salad, a multi grain raw. I'm telling you that Carluccio's has been asking about you. Scared. They're like, when you come in, I've been there's a legend and they reckon. They're like, hey, you great tea, And I'm like, yeah, like can you bring scary down from Brooklyn? We're from Brooklyn? Two? Yeah, I got you gotta come in all right. We gotta do this, all right, We will figure that out right in the meantime. Next, I'm gonna pass to Baton right now because I am one of my six and one. You're five and one and one five and one. So because I'm so far ahead of you, yungs yea drafts, which I can't believe me too, you're gonna be boastfull. I'm gonna I'm gonna let Share do my picks. I'm not even gonna touch it. Share, you're doing my picks for the what we do? We pre games? Right all right? I know what do you know about football? Share? I'm not a little bit about football. I do a lot of charities with some of the football players. Five football tea. Are you too late? You got the whole shoot in front of you. I was gonna I was gonna quiz you, but really, So here's how we do it. Okay, you get to pick one game. You're gonna tell us who's gonna be the winner. Okay, there's no points or doing straight up, and then ball Freak will go and then I'll go. So if ball free takes a game you like, that's bad. You're gonna have to pick a different game. So on and so forth. You gotta pick three games. We'll let me go. We'll let you go on Tuesday. How you do a Sunday night game and the Monday night game and Thursday night. It's all included. Okay, right now, I'm five and one. These guys are way behind me. So go ahead, cheer you up to you as one. First, First, pick what game you want? Pick a game and pick the team that you want in that game stands on a second sheet as well. Take your time. We got gotta go quick. Just go for just go ahead. We're live on the radio. Which game you want? Jets Jets. Who the Jets playing the Jets. Jets at Kansas City, four o'clocks. You take the Jets, taking the Jets. Jones got the Jets, all right, he's laughing, I got the Jets, he's we got the Jets. We got the Jets. Jets got the Jets, all right. Freaking I'm gonna go against the grain here against my team, but this seems like a no brainer. I'm going with the Seahawks at home, destroying my Niners. Yeah, it pains me. It's like picking the Red Sox to beat the Yankees and share. All right, Seriously, I cannot believe either one of you do not see this game is the easiest game. All right. I am taking Carolina Panthers. I'm taking them over the Vikings without Adrian Peterson, who, by the way, is going under the knife and will be out three to four weeks. Yes he is. According to the sheet, he's going under the nif. What a dick doing, you know, dude, I e Adrian Peterson got a torminiscus and he's out. So I'm going Carolina Panthers over the Vikings at home. We gotta go Game number two? Come on, who we picking who we pick it. It's all you buddy Giants. That's a good pick. I like that. I'll tell you this much. I don't. I cannot remember the less than the Giants were ever three and oh and right now they're two and o which and she's picking them over the Redskins. I know what. That's a great fan. I'm a fan. I'm with you on that, the Giant Giants. And what is how is the Sunday going? Both teams with football teams? You guys York. I'm going out to Green Bay with the cheese heads, some cheese heads versus the Detroit Lions. I'm gonna pick the home package to bounce back after a tough loss in Minnesota. Green Bay. Alright, guys, you got green Bay over the lines. Alright, fine, my next pick is, um tell you what I'm gonna take. I think that Arizona Cardinals. I think they go into Buffalo. I think Rex Ryan his job is on the line. I don't care, and I'm taking the Cardinals over the Bills at home in Buffalo. That's what I want this week one, so far, hang on to already. I need a moment out of New York team. So hold on. I got it. I got it. You ready, go ahead? L A Rams who are playing you know what? The buck in your suck? Yeah, you picked the good one in New York. It's good. It's good bye cos the way I may give you that one, I thought that she may have gotten that one, right alright. And final game, you know I shipped the bed with the Eagles the last two times, and I'm sorry, I'm going to just avoid that game altogether. I'm stealers Eagles. You don't want no, I'm going. I'm going Baltimore Ravens with a road victory over the home Jacksonville Jaguars. That's a tough game to call. I think. Yeah, I gotta tell you, I think you're wrong in that one as well. I think that Bordles comes back, and I think game pop popping Bordles this weekend. Poppings, you, that's a great name for a fantasy team. By that. If you want to steal it, just say just get Scary Jones Poppings. My asked in final game, I'm gonna take the Raiders going into Tennessee, and I think the Raiders beat the Titans. That's what I'm doing. I got the Raiders over Titans tennis at one o'clock on Sunday. There's the games you want to go over one more time? Quickly, he's he's dropped Anchor Cardinals over the Buffalo Bills. We got Carolina Panthers over the Vikings. He's taking Green Bay over the Lions, Jacksonville over the Ravens, Raiders over Tennessee Seahawks over the Niners. You got the Rams over the Bucks, and you got the Jets over Kansas, and the Giants over the red Skins. Sorry, there you go. We'll see you on Monday. It just wants me poor,