The Off Air Show - 'Skeery May Leave The Show' - Ep.89

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand presents off air Show, Scary Jones and Great Tea. Now we got trouble the air show. Yeah, we got good trouble right here in Little River City. Yeah. What's not trouble that we have. I don't have any trouble. You got trouble. I got no troubles at all. I'm finally happy that we're back. I mean, it frustrates the hell out of me when we cannot do a show. I understand how the affairheads feel. I read all of your tweets as the scary as the ball free. We all read your tweets. There's we we we continue to say it. We're gonna say it again. There's not enough hours in the day. There's nothing we can do. I am mad at the man, I'm at at our situations. I I wish we can go off and do our four hours show like Elvis does. I wish, but we can't do. Do you wish the same thing? I absolutely wish that. But the problem is you're producing a four hour national podcast for the regular morning show. Then we do a fifteen minute morning show. Then clients want to meet with us, and oh, by the way, it's jingle ball season. So we have to do three shows this season, but I have to do and their celebrities that stopped by after the show is over, they want to meet with us. I mean, there is a lot that we don't even tell the audience that goes on. So we're trying to fight. We're trying to shoehorn. This podcast in our day is not what it feels like sometimes, I'm gonna tell you scary. I agree, it does feel like that, and I would love nothing trying to change Jim your junk into underwear. Speaking of mac Walden, underwek that seg that was beautiful. We got it. You know, friends of Mic Weldon, they'll be back with us next week. They're coming up our front College Collins come back. One of the boys now he he loves hanging out. He loves hanging out around us. You know, next up column comes in next week. Maybe Hey, can you come down there ball free with the circus music? Are you at a freaking carnival up here and get your come to the laugh of clowns, Come on free, give give us twenty percent off, right off, just listen to the laughing clowns. Not you said underwear. That's right, there both freak. Listen as I followed my lead bald freak. Oh god, I wanted a carnival barker. I wanted to say, when Colin comes up here, maybe we can do something fun with them. You know, Okay, it's just fun than this. So while we're on the topic of macwildon underwear, it's off your first purchase a macwildon dot com. It's n A C K W E L d O N dot com. That's double ten percent, Like can you do my best card? That's half percent. Let me tell you something. They got underwear. They got socks and shirts and on the shirt ten hoodies and swept pants for all the loved ones in your lives. Sounds great. I want to buy great for the holiday season and even women who wear men's clothes. Mac Weldon dot com, at macwildon dot com and at check out use promo code off air off your first purchase. Yes, it's perfect for the holiday season. Time is running out and you do not know what to get in your loved ones. I don't know what I'm gonna get my father, so I might be getting him some macworldon underwear. That might sound a little creepy, but dad. How how happy will my father be? It is inappropriate or inappropriate to give undergarments to your dad? You know what? I know your dad really well, and I think that if you hanted Tony a pair of mac weldon underwear, I am not so sure that your father would be exactly thrilled with that, as is the sundaway you got me. That's exactly what would say? Where's my whiskey? Think you don't know beer? He loves beer. Where's my beer? Heideken, in a matter of fact, is his favorite. He didn't get me a case of Heineken? What is this mac Weldon stuff? That is? To take it back? I don't win underwear. I go commando. How many times you've been over at Scary's house where his father goes. You wanna be at Ronney? You want to bear the most gracious giving people. Come on, you didn't? I would drink some more, Ronnie? What's wrong with you? I will get to his house and first thing he says, he's at the door, that little hallway. Soon as you walk at the Scars house, he stayed it right there. You want a big close kind of you don't? You don't see my father, Mom's at the kitchen table. Look how it is. It's Greg t. Your parents sound like Archie Bunker and Etith Love We Love. Yeah, I'll never forget the time when I first started going to Brooklyn and hanging out there. We're scary, right, So we walk in and it was maybe like say, Saturday morning, nine o'clock, ten o'clock in the morning, Scary's mom already up makeup everywhere, bracelets, uh, the jewelry for you, like you know, saying like she never lets anybody see her in like a way that she just woke up. Jamie classy Lady's classy lady. Father, on the other hand, walks around in his underwear, so why not be stylis the Italian goom buying him right there? An he's definitely worth a few pairs of mac Weldon. So I'm gonna get my dad mac Weldon. And it's okay for a man to buy another man underwear. It's okay, especially because especially least did you get off at check out? All right? If you on your first purchase with using code off air that's m A C. K. Weldon W E L d O N dot com. We get off. Who don't we get more? We don't get ship. We should get like an employees friends and like at least like thirty seven percent off or something. I feel like, you know, like if if the listeners get twenty percent, and where the ambassadors for the product, we should get at least thirty seven percent. We talked to Colin about that, and I think I think we have to have a word with him. Alright, a word with him. So what else is going on? Guys? What's up? What's's up? Let's talk about the big white, pink elephant in the room and why I'm on the Crapper yesterday? And I go on Twitter when I usually you know what's usually when I go on Twitter? Twitter millifications, popular guy, hashtag, Twitter on the shitter hashtag? Well that's your hashtag? That mine? Anyway? What is the deal with all these notifications about Scary leaving the show? What did I miss yesterday? What's happened? All? Right? Well, you know, Scary he went crazy yesterday. He went on the fifteen minute morning show. He went nuts. He wanted to step down, Yes he did, yeah, Okay, yeah, okay, he said, I don't want to do the show anymore. Do that? Nope, he said the proof is in the pudding people can put. People could go to Elvis rand dot com or our Heart Radio and listen to the fifteen minute morning show podcast from yesterday that would be Tuesday, December six sixteen. Played the past. Just tell me what nobody's asking you to listen. I'm telling I want to know what I'm talking to the listeners, so we're not talking to me. I'm setting it up. I'm setting my problems about. I'm gonna get I'm gonna get to you already gets getting crazy? What is my Christmas ca crazy? I'm not getting coming. I'm telling you that. On this podcast yesterday, bald freak a great t went in on me. He he sat there and he needled me to speak as we say, hold on. As we started saying poking the bear, he started complaining and screaming and throwing his arms up in the air like he just didn't care. Well, he didn't care because we didn't do a podcast yesterday, and because he says that my my head is not in the game. This is what he does. He thender you're out of order. Then he throws he throws in his curveball at me out of nowhere. He brings up coaster Boy Josh, who's the most mellow guy. There's nothing. Oh my god, thank you bull free and and and he Greggy says, says, you know what, if you don't want to do the podcast, it's all good. We got people lined up. Yeah. Yeah. Coaster Boy Josh has expressed interest lately. You were there, you are coaster Boy Josh. He wanted me a part of the show. You heard him. He coaster Boy Josh is a fan of the podcast, and any any very often without any ulterior motive, offers up advice about how he was saying, was making a suggestion that maybe Josh's uh interest in the podcast would surpass mine, so maybe he should take over as host. And then I said, you know what, No, here's what he did. Then I casually you're on. It's a long statement. Listen to what I listen to what happened. Then I'm trying I calmly, and you I never raised my voice on that podcast. I want everyone to listen to it. What does that have to do with that thing? The point is, I think I'll step aside. Again. If coaster Boy Josh wants to be the host of the podcast, then I think then I think that maybe he should get it shot at doing it. Maybe I maybe I'm not showing enough interest. So I will gladly step aside and give if you guys can do a podcast every day, and give them one today, meaning yesterday, then have coaster Boy Josh show up at two pm after Ronnie gets hard Shift, and Ronnie and Greg T and Josh can do a podcast to your im and I'll do my own podcasts Scary Jones own show you right, and that's it, and then the list of all looking smile them to here right now. He's selling it down the you want to I want to thank the listeners who tweeted all three of them. I hope that a dozen people my people in a world of millions. Okay, I can't think. I go please almost thank you? Alright. I want to tag in. I want to tag in. I want to I'm coming in. I'm coming in right your counterpoint, point, counterpoint, the counterpoint with great T. You know how I get amped up. Okay, I'm not gonna be amped up right now. I'm gonna calm down. Scary played the victim card yesterday. He played Mr Passive aggressive. What I said during the fifteen minute morning show podcast, which, if you're listening right now, off their heads, you stupid yugs can go back and listen to that podcast. Don't call ut You're not gonna. I didn't mean. I didn't mean. I didn't. He just called you stupid. I said, stupid, like you're out of the Reford, You're out of Scary show. Greg's calling the young You're out of show. I did not said. I did not say that. Strike that from the exactly listen to what I said was this? So Bethany was Bethany's turn to host the podcast. Bethany didn't know what to do. So I said to Bethany, why don't we air out our grievances? And she said what grievances? And I said, well, clearly on your mind. It was on my mind because here's what happened. When I came to see you, Walfrey in your studio. I said to you, no podcast today, and you shook your head at me and you're like, all right, whatever. Then if that's what you want to say, Russian, did you not, You're like, whatever, right, it is your show, okay, And I said, I said, scary. I said, Scary wants to go to a meeting. He wants to be on time. He doesn't want to put in the time over here to do this right. And that's not true because there was no time, no time to do the wanted to strike that from the record back to what really was really was was bruising me, was that the Acquired Taste podcast hosted by Bethany Webb, grow Kathleen and producer Sam they came in you ready for this one? Yeah? Okay, you know what they did. They came in at four thirty in the morning because they knew they had meetings as well. Thank you exactly to do the show in the morning next time, scary to not. You know what, I got a great idea, So you know what I'll do. I'm on your side, bald freak. Next time we have meetings and thirty, you come in at four thirty am and record the podcast with us four am or thirty The difference between you guys and me. So I don't care. I'll do it to too. I'll do it on Friday, it on Sunday. I'll do an eight o'clock at night. I'll do it four o'clock in the morning. That's commitment. Let's say that dedication. Let the dedication, Let the off air heads. Uh, this not my show for the record, but I want to say for the records. I do not want Scary to leave the show. I do not. This isn't about me, but I don't want to leave. Listeners already love me. You played the coaster boy, Josh Cards, Yes, because you know what, Because you're pissing me off, so that I dropped the bomb on you. Okay, I will be a man, all right, I'm gonna man up. Can I get some music from manning up? Man? Don't something? Give me a sign of the time for manning up? I can't admit when I'm wrong. We get the bell, he'll get it and you start, you start giving your speech and then the music will come in. I cannot get my speech till I had to be that. That's the kind of pull. That's not it I want. Yeah, give me survived the tiger. Give it to me the drugs called for it. Are you the tiger? Yeah? Okay, how is it manning up me? I don't know, but he wants me in. How is it? Man? That's how rocky beat Man motto and creed because of the music. Bro, How about how about the final countdown? Fine? How man, I'm on this? Why Canada wax Barrow give me the music now that you shut this out of music. This is a great song, but it's not man up music. Now you guys are arguing. Look at this, you say all a, you know what I forget. I don't even need any know. I want it. I want it all. Now you go, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages. Are you ready? Hear me? Now? I greag t well man, take the time. I really apologize. Oh my god, I know your speakers are traveling. I know you're grabbing up the something. You know, the froud beneath he is about to explode. I am apologized. Marcus Down episode eighty nine. I apologize to Scary Jones. I say sorry to you for bringing coaster boy Josh into it. I shouldn't have done that. I should have dropped the bomb on you getting up. I was wrong, getting nothing to do with it. I tried to hit you what they say below the belt, and I didn't need to you below the beltize there's nothing down there, so it was pointless. I didn't meet it. So I stepped up and I apologize alright, So alright, so back to you, Scary Jones. I don't want to leave the shot. Let's let's let let's Scary Jones is bluff here right? From what I've heard is that, regardless of the apology, you were actually physically or thinking about the fact that maybe you aren't into it in the way that you should be. Is this true or are you just playing the thing? That's so then you're out of order too. You're out of order. So you need to apologize the great team for saying, you know what, I am into this. I want to be partners. Put the music back on this, well, play the music that what? What is that? That's Florida Georgia line. Yeah, I don't know what back your broadcast. This is the guy you want on your podcast. You can't even bring the song, I tell you that. All I can tell you right now is I am not going to leave the show as a lot for at as long as I want to hear by the off their heads and the youngs, Well, how many off air heads need to want you? Because I want to know if we want to get rid of you, and how many I want you to want me? I know how many people do you need? How many people do you need to be on your side to say I'm still in like twenty twenty people that tweeted yesterday, So twenty people is enough. That's perfect. So anytime Scary Jones threatens to leave the show, twenty people, but I'm not twenty off airheads who make their make their feelings known on the social networks, and Scary. If you don't, he's out. I don't want people to feel guilty for me, and I'm not trying to throw the guilt card around. Thought you did, and you played it very well yesterday. You made it seem like I was such a creep. Listen, listen, I've been friends for how long now, guys? For real? Twenty two years? Greggy and I have been friends with twenty two years, and don't for real, bald Freak and I have been friends with eighty five nine one. Right, we've been friends with twenty years as well. Right, Yeah, we've three years A long time us have been here. We ran the New York City Marathon together. But knows why we're all still here, but we are and here we are in this freaking here. You and I we had sex with chicks, right, next to each other and in different rooms. Am I right? Oh my god? That was back in the emery early two thousand. I would come on, I think I would rather run the marathon with you then have sex with it. Come on, man, we're find We can't let the stip podcast you know come back. Good songs here, so don't let it come back. I've been here with damn. I'm backing my pants, making the right dawn like a month until the things go and I'm the tower in breakfast that I'm making tops. Don't to dash, Damn, don't be until the frist that all It's been nice competences paying the price. I'm gonna that's l L COO j Adim taking it back to the nineties and Mama signots you out. I love that. Remember that video that was great. It was a great video. I remembered such a great song. It was one of those crossover songs that were back in the early days of hip hop when hip hop songs weren't exactly played on the radio and mainstream. That one went to like number one, who won that fight between you? And there was wasn't to fight. It wasn't disagreement with a couple of low blows toned, I'm not going to leave the show. Well, the listeners one, I would like to think, because you're not leaving. That's right. We lost because you're staying. You know what, we got three one, We have three hundred bucks up for grabs. Yeah, I'm gonna talk about this. You can talk about some money, scared if you want. You want to do that. I got a bone to pick with you. Now you can meet the bell. You want the bell? What are you gotta? People? Well, God, go go through the results, all right? So I started out that Scary's leading a sixteen and eleven. Ball freak your fift twelve, and I am twelve and fifteen. So over the weekend, a long weekend, we finally can reveal our picks. I chose Downs over Minnesota, I gotta win, had the Patriots over the Rams, I gotta win. I had Atlanta over the Chiefs, and I got a lost by one point. I couldn't believe it. So I went two and three. No, I'm sorry, I went yeah, two and one over the weekend, which improved my record now to fourteen and sixteen, almost respectable. Hey, remember when bald Freak one win behind me? How how we look in this week dis so ball freak. He took the Raiders over Buffalo and he gotta win. He took the Niners over the Bears and he got a lost. Stupid and I shipped the bet on my fantasy team with Kaepernick for five drives in the whole three eight. He's too busy, you know, talking to politics on the field. On the other end of the those scary took the Bears over the Niners. He got the win out of it. So I want to say, shut the music. But the Panthers, Yeah, because I had the opposite side of that. This is this is my this is the controversy. Took the Panthers over the Seahawks. Did a steak. I did not take that. You had on the sheet Panthers Jets, So of course I took the Panthers over the Jets. I would have never taken the Panthers over the Seahawks. That's I do not I do not agree. So the Colts beat the Jets, So that's a win for me, Colts, instead of I believe you're making that up. Clack and listen. Panthers overseas back and listen. I told you before we started the podcast that this was a bone of contention. Either just strike this one out of the record or give me the wind, because I would have never taken the pie. I would have never picked the NFL teams tied tie, and they played without Newton. You took the play without Campbell. The Panthers lost. I didn't take the Panthers like took them because they were playing the Jets on your incorrect sheet with all the spelling errors in the rum. Did you not take the Panthers. I took the Panthers over the Jets. That's like saying, hey, did you take Billie brob Rebro to beat like Mike Tyson or to beat like some old heavyweight time And I'm like, I'm not gonna take that guy, because Tyson's gonna knock them out. You tuck the Panthers. The Panthers loss. Now you gotta take it like a man. Today's episode is about stepping up to being a man, right, and you should step up and say you were the one that made the mistake. You made the mistake, you made the mistake. You're out of order, this whole podcast out of order. And I should get the point. I should get the point getting the money. I should be seventeen and thirteen, not nineteen. You're not You're a punk. I am a punk, but that has nothing to do with my record. I don't I can see the money falling from this guy right now. You have four weeks ago, Bros. Nineteen and eleven, change it up seventeen and thirteen. I think this is a little freaking fourteen. That's incorrect. I'll tell you why, because you're a little bit and you know nothing about this game. I'll give you that you know nothing about the game. The point what is me saying? I was picking a on game on the sheet, meaning I I don't know anything about this tea. Let's make a correctional free and when I beat you by one game, I'm gonna remember this moment and be like, remember when you're busting my balls, still going to shove the money up your ass. I'm gonna I'm gonna take it into my fist and put it right up your ass. You know he has a perfect song. You got that money talks that it's gonna feel good because it's gonna be cold, freak, It's gonna be so cold on fear, We're gonna want that warm ball of money right up your freaking sho'll go you the way. You want some cheese with that wine, We'll give the little bit. That's all right, because he just because it was a typo on the sheet. You should have known your game. You didn't know your games. There's such a thing called standards in practice. Guess what what we do when we do these picks balled freak. I look at my phone. I don't look at great teas. I don't take my phone in here because I want to focus on what the hell is going on. But for the for the picks for a football league, look at my phone. I don't look at great team sheet because he makes you're the one who calls him out for making a million. But about spelling areas, how do you get their games right? How do you think? How does you make up some fake teams next week? You should know better than the trip over the Jets and the Colts played the Jets on the Monday nine game. Freak, you should have known that. Don't worry about it. We'll give you the points seventeen and thirteen. That's okay. I'm ahead by two games. If you were down like by two games, would you give it to me. You we're gonna pick. We're gonna pick this week real quick before we get out of here. Yeah, these are right games, these are the right days. Yes, I'm positive I went over. Now we're having seven week. We have fourteen of seventeen. Alright on the two NFL season. Nobody's being crowned the king until weeks seventeen is over. All right, here we go. Let's go three games real quick. Oh my god, all right here, we got you golden sombrero boy, I'm gonna take. Oh my god, all right, here we go. I'll take the panther. No, oh my god, good, I gonna look. I don't even know now, I'm nervous. Where's your phone? You look at your phone? Bro? Shut off? You know what? Breath? Oh my god, where's my first kill? I want Kansas over the Chicago White Sox. That mess up. I'll take. I'll take. I'll take Oakland over Kansas City. Alright, go ahead, bull, pretty Oakland over Kansas City. I'm taking the Raiders with Kansas at Kansas City home. Okay, I don't know about that. Kansas City chiefs are gonna take your boys, bro, beating the giants on the road ahead in a divisional matchup of NFC East Titans cow Girls. The cow Girls take Yeah, alright, cool, let's see here in the battle for the basement. You know what, I'm gonna take those Bengals over the Cleveland Browns. They're gonna stay within less mangles over the brown that's me. It's scary next, all right, gotcha, gotcha, got youa Jesus, I'm all over the place. I'll take the uh man. Who are the Patriots playing this weekend? That's Monday night football? Brass on the sheet? Won't be on the sheet. Why isn't it on the sheet because it's a Monday game. I'm taking the Steelers over the Buffalo bill Steelers over the build. I can't believe I'm doing this. This is terrible. Okay, damnitall make your pick. I had a bunch of garbage games this week. They are garbage damp. They take your garbage team. I want to take the Niners set the Jets. Are you sure they're playing the Jets? Know they might be playing the Panthers. Big Jets fan. I'll take off Falcons on the road over the Rams, the Los Angeles Lambs. Let's go always been good to me, very soda Vikings over the Jaguars. That's a good game. I need to see that, damnit head because the Jaguars are sucking ass. You know you've got me going here? Man, You know all right, I'll take the Texans over the Colts. Damn. Okay, this is really rough, man. I want to change my game. Bro. No, sorry, how about the lines? I hold on? I want the lines over Chicago, Lions over Chicago, Chicago. Two bid? I iced you out the lines? Are you sure they're not playing the Tigers? If you playing the bar, that's fine. Tall. Freak about the Packers? You like the pack? I'm liking the pack You're not like thens over the Seahawks. All right, and I am gonna go. You know what, Jamis Winston gotta take those It's a good game in the Packineers over the New Orleans Saints. That could possibly happen. That is gonna happen. You watch, all right happen. All right, here we go. All right, we're going to Philly. We gotta head over to Philly. We didn't. I think you know what we learned today. Today is the day for all you youngs to step up the way we didn't you step up today? Alright, and we have some other topics to share. Wanted to be with us. She's in Los Angeles. We're gonna check in with her next week. Next week on holiday gets Yes for under twenty five dollars. It's the holidays. I got questions for her, got questions for her. Watch now, Just watch me now, Just watch me now, just watch me. I can't send you. It just wants me now