The Off Air Show - 'Sex Before A Business Trip' - Ep.66

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Speaker 1: Elvis derand Presents Off Air Show, Steery Jones and Greg Ty episode number sixties six. Finally it's the air Show. Yeah, it's the off Air Show. Are you guys ready to go? Yes? Finally, what do you say? Episode six six six, Episode six six six sixty sixty six Satan not kidding? Hey, listen, listen. We're on our way being worst the first hashtag worst to first. Yeah, I'm going We were supposed to get some stacks. We're getting some more feedback. We're getting better feedback by the way, more and more by the day. You can email us at the Off Air Show at gmail dot com, or you cannot tweet us at the Off Air Show, and then you know it's the ground. But where's my stats? We're gonna get stats. Stats are coming soon. I was promised stats. I'm a stats guy. Yes, where's my stats? About what you said you were gonna bring in a list worse to first? Yeah, I get it, and I'm working on that list. You know every time that doesna Look, it's gonna what you don't understand, And I'm glad you kind of brought it up because you know what we do. All right, here's the truth. The truth of the matter is that The All Fair Show is dealing with some hurdles. Can't handle the truth. No, that's not true. The things we're dealing with some hurdles, and you know what, Scary knows what we're going through. It started out last week when I had my appointment to try to get the stats of like, who's but we gotta kick that are that are ahead of us? And whose asses we already kicked that are behind us? You want to put it that way, and I know we want to get we want to be worse the first again, we have a hundred episodes, not a hundred days, a hundred episodes, because when we're not on the air, some people are like, how are you gonna make it? So let's let's you know, let's play ahead. We weren't here for the last couple of days, right, so Scary explain what happened there? Okay, it was just one calamity after the next. It really was on Tuesday. You here, I know you were ready but ball free, but but great T and I we couldn't. We were not here because we were in a big giant sales meeting. We were because one you know what, I'm saying we're a team here, right. You know it's like it's like we can't do it. You can't do it. We all can't do it together. You know, we're all bombed. Man, We're all bombed. Get it exactly. So, so we we couldn't be here. We all couldn't be here. Strike one. That's one two. Yeah. And then yesterday I I had an appearance in the Bronx. I was hanging out with my friends over at FedEx office. It was a grand opening, were strolling this together. Then why wasn't I there? Okay, you people know that you do other things during the day and we all have responsibilities. My responsibility for two hours from noon to two was to be in the Bronx with the radio station and promoting the new FedEx. We gotta make you gotta make the duckets and they gave you know what. They had a free hot dog cart. And let me tell you something that when you get a free Suprett hot dog cart dirty water dogs, all you gotta do is stay on the microphone and people in the street start running over. We had the best appearance ever. We were playing playing cornhole. Well, for give me some Oscar Meyer reader. I got the Oscar myyer jingle. You do give it to the Oscar my I don't know how to play that crap. That's when I hear hot dogs. I think Oscar Mayer was an Oscar Mayer, Oscar Meyer. Don't you remember that? Isn't that it? It's something like that about that was the Bologne was the Bologny win Belogne. He has a first name, it's O s c A R. Right, Yeah, what do you have that one? Scared? He says he has it, but he's starting to sweat a little bit. I can see it in his system. My belge has a second name. It's m A y E I played. I spelled it wrong. I spelled it m E y e R. They spell it in the damn song. Just lost an endorsement. Unbelievable. We do have it right because Scarret Meyer has the name of b Alo. Let's see how close you are like what they spells Bologney b l O g n A. Well, look, you know how to spell Belogne because the song, because the song you can go to night school behind my back, because the song I could spell it was there we go. Oh I have you be? I ask you that is what I can that off of the records like soft version. Yeah. Well, anyway, the bottom line is that Scary was busy both Tuesday and when. So sorry, guys, there was no show you were busy to on Tuesday. Don't just throw this on me. Listen, you know what I did. I don't get my tattoo, get your tattoo, but there was some grunge music, some tattoo picture. What it's like when I go see tattoo Dave, let me play your picture about piercing Johnny here. I love going to my tattoo place. You know why because when you roll up to tattoo place, they're clean, they're nice, but they're so like grungy and raw. Yes, wreak tattoo. I'm saying, get on the chair, bro. Maybe he wants whiskey this. So on this one, I decided to get my leg done because I ran the marathon. Remember we ran in the New York City Marathon. It's such a cool VI crack up the music, I mean the tattoo plays. I want the music. It's such a great five. What you telling him that you beat half? Like, let's quick fact check here. By the way, let's just say that you have the time that you finished the marathon on your tattoo. So when I told you I beat you by a half hour last time, you challenge me. But the time is right there on your leg. I'm to show you. Yeah, what does it say? It says four or fifty something. Let's don't get a little bit bloody. Okay, that's right. I've seen especially in your body tattoo. It's nice. Is it taped up or is that do so tattoos? Alright, So here's the thing about tattoos. Now, so what happens is okay, so it's it's the same guy the image of the runner that have on the right line, only it's larger now it does it's all smudged in here. That's blood. So what happens is they put these new bandages on your tattoo for three to four days and it's it goes on burn victims. Actually, these these bandages, it's a clear bandage that goes over it so that you don't have to worry about putting any kind of like you know, lube on it. But I will have to put lube on it, like you know, on starting on Friday or Saturday. But anyway, so it says New York City Marathon November first, and it says four now on the other leg, do you original when you and I ran it in two thousand thirds? Is that one bleeding to? No? This one's already here, This one's all done already on what are you rubbing? Slap it down? What happened? You know? What happens on tattoos is if your skin gets a little dry, some of the if you have any font, it kind of blends in together until you put some lotion on it'll pop out again. So this is an aerial black font. This was two four hours, forty eight minutes and thirty three seconds. And you did it in how long? Check it? You didn't do it in four twenty? Yes, I did not do it. Don't have it on my leg, bro, How would you do it in? Even not do actually did in four nine in thirties. But since he's a big fan, he has to go. I tried to cross the finish line at exactly four twenty, but I was thirty seconds. Maybe I should have smoked it on all right? So okay, so we had to do a tattoo on Tuesday, and then, like you said, then yesterday as well, I was unavailable. I was alright. Now getting back to the actual the intricacies of what's going on to our fair show, we're still talking about that. Well, I took my meeting. I took a meeting, right, and the meeting was they cannot give me all the information that we need at this present time because if they need to gather more information on all the podcasts and then they can meet being back with me, they're still in the lab. So they are not going to give me an information for another like three weeks at least, is what they I don't believe them. But not only are we dealing with that, we're dealing with people against the show scary playing the audio from today and explain what happened today. So pretty much web Girl, host of the Acquired Taste podcast on she pretty much she doesn't. She's an update within the Elvis de Rancho to promote all the podcasts that are out there on sy updates. Alright, if you listen closely to today's web update, which earlier this all right, don't make it too loud. Okay, what's hot right now? And Elvis durand dot com. Here's web Girl Kathleen in case you missed it. Yesterday we had an official tutorial from coaster boy Josh about how to conduct yourself intones for broken people. It was a good time. Check out the video. It's right on and we are out with a bunch of new episodes of our Elvis Strand Show presents podcasts. Check out Walkers and Talkers, Playing through Independent Minded, Acquired Taste, and of course the fifteen minute morning show. Get all this and more Elvis Strand dot com dot com. Okay, thanks for playing an independent mind? What the f? Yeah? Shut up? That's your other podcast? Yeah? Where was the mention of the Aufair Show? Do we not release a podcast every day? Well, every day, just about every day except for this week? Where was this an intentional omission? Funny you ask that baldres That's when I'm asking. Red Tea seems to think it is. He thinks that she's got beef with us because there's so much drama surrounding our logo, which is another problem which we haven't even addressed with our audience yet. Listen, all fair heads, if you are looking for a fight, this might be the time to stand up, Stand up off fair heads scared give us some music for the off fairhead army. What happened we had some wed some music. This is the who done this? Just is this? This is not a conspiracy. I got you. We need some music. Yeah, you know what? Give me some metality? You right? You want some marching music? What would you do? What? What What kind of what kind of a taco song? Would you play? From the bell to I got some marching music. We need something for the fair Head marching music ants marching. This is I will never fight. I fight Dave Matthews, Come on, man, all right, come on, give me some, give me some much, give me some for whom the bell tolls. He's right now, you know what. That's our off air head army music right there from the bell tells, yeah, find it. Yeah, that will be our off airhead army music. What happened to all of us getting along on the same umbrella? That's that's exactly what I mean exactly. Now this means war because she omitted our podcast. He mentioned all the podcast and promoting them on the website, calling all off air hands now come on, calling you all that come on great. We need them all, we need Puffy, we need all them. Are we need up Jordan them all showing up. We need Markoff, Henry David, all of Henry. I love them. I love how we can name them pinten name. That's what let's say. Here's the problem that we have the same five listeners, all five of you. No, there are there's more. They know who they are? How about what what's that the guy there from the army, he's at the head of the day, shep what's his name? Who? Cam Camlan? Yes? And right Nolan, Nolan, Nolan. Here's the problem, guys, that the issue is this right there against us. We are a fast rising podcast with a lot of power behind us, and nobody wants to give us the numbers of who's ahead of us, who's behind us? And web girl Kathleen has got our own podcast to worry about. Conspiracy. The Acquired Taste with Bethany and Sam and also the Mighty Friday Crew with worst Assistant Anthony and Carla Marie don't work here anymore. Are all shouting us out, and they're all coming down on us, and they're all stopping us from being number one. It's a problem. Hold us down, that's right, they're holding down the man. All right, Well, we'll get back to that I think we should put Kathleen for the show. She needs to answer. We're gonna put her in the huts. Agreed, we should book her? Which book? Worst sistant, Anthony. Let's get all the greevances and air it all out. Let's get to the Bob and his ship. So it's becoming a broadlem. We have to welcome to the room. Shares here, share good morning, doing alright? Good good? How are you guys doing good? Share? Yeah, the share nous? I mean, I'm not playing that until I get some knowledge. Knowledge. When I was talking to get a little stage, we've music, were the queen music? Give me something of royal music? Queen well, she doesn't just walk and she used to be pronounced. It's kind of like the princess of the off air show. That's like she's a queen. That's true. I have competition. This place is so dirty. Then all of a sudden she comes in. It's beautiful again. This is not you share your royal hoimi. Thank you. However, I feel I need to challenge this idea that the Affair show is not recognized. That's right, you should be. I think I'm going to have to take this one on I don't understand what's going on. Everybody's so against us. We have no way of growing if everybody's against holding us down there. They're jealous. It's jealousy, that's what it is. It has nothing to do with being against it. That's jealous looks I have in this round there are three powerhouse eyes and me. God damn straight, it's right. I feel a coward house catra house around. Cat fight. You think you could take a woman, it's a problem. You think. Have you ever gotten to a fist fight with a woman, boy, that's another story. Well, it happens, It does happen. Give me a cat music free for cats scratch, give me something catch scratch, heavy cat scratch. However, Yeah, tell us about you cat fight women. Smart women don't use their hands. They just use their looks and their attitude and people run. It happened a fight, but you never get physical. It's all mental. It's all about what you could do mentally. It's all about the actual attitude coming into the room. I think she's right. I think that women are smarter than men. I think that they have a better brain than men. Do They know how to operate? Men? We we we fight with our hands are fist. Women are masonical. You guys get too emotional. It's emotional when you're fighting with your hands and getting all out of control. It just spins out of control when you start fighting emotionally, and it's not good when you fight intellectually. That's a fight. She's right, She's right, herbal bar like, how would you? How would you mind fun? Somebody excuse me. That is an entirely new topping, But well, you know what, you have to know your point of view. You have to feel strong on it, and you need to just attack and you don't let loose. You just keep going and going and going, and I guarantee, So you know what, maybe we should put up against Kathleen. Maybe we should have you toy with her and find out why she didn't say the off air show and why we have problems with our with our logo because she's in charge with our logo too. We want to change our logo. That's an issue. Everything's an issue with this show. We need to get Kathleen. And I know no offense, but if you're gonna if you're gonna fight intellectually, I think Kathleen is gonna beat you no offense. I don't know about that. Physically, I think you can take her, but intellectually she's she's she's fatty. Girl doesn't use her hands, she uses her mind. Well, listen, we have to do our first, and they taught me a lot of this in law school. We have a lot to cover today, yes we do. We're just starting. We'll be back in just a little bit after this beatle song. While we're playing this song, because this is all that show revolution pitches as you say you want a rebel, shun, Well, you know we all want to change the world. You tell me that it gvil little shun Well, you know we all want to change the world. But when you talk about destruction, don't you know that you can count me out? All right? All right, all right, you say you're not a real soul, Ustien, Well, you know we don't love to see the vand you asked me all the country and feel shun Well, you know we all do. We we can. But if you want money for people with minds that here, all I can tell you was mother, you have to wait, all right, all right, all right, and all their show is coming to pay that for Greg TV because he's wearing a Beatles T shirt seven target. You can get shrown like it's whatever, like the Beatles. Beatles, it is the Beatles. I want to I will say, why you you're wearing a Beatles T shirt. You're opposer though you're not even a big Beatles fans. That's not true. Beetles are very strong in my family. You called John Lennon John Legend, made a mistake. I was. I was all flustered. I was all flustered. A legend, he is the legends, right, John Legend, exactly what I was thinking. But listen, my you know my family might well, my uncle he's a massive, massive Beatle fan and he goes to many of the show. Still doesn't see Paul McCartney today at Mattlife Stadium. He's been here as long as you're not one of those. And that's the people that that you know're talking about the people who buy these T shirts for like seven nine E Spencer's gifts and they don't even they don't even know the band. I went up to somebody, probably in high school, wearing a Guns and Roses T shirt. I said, oh, guns and Roses, very nice, and they that to me, oh yeah, and I'm like, don't you know guns and roses? Can you name one song? Not one song? They had no clue. They just were wearing it for a fashion sense because it was trendy. And I still and I don't want to sound like the old man on the soapbox, but you shouldn't be wearing a band's T shirt against and they like the bands the T shirts were on. If you're wearing a pink Floyd shirt and I say, hey, what did you think of? You know, talk shote of the Moon my favorite? And like, what is what is that? What's that? You know? It's what? It just sucks here. He's got a point, but it hasn't come has become kind of saying. If you're gonna buy an article of clothing with a band name, but you only go to clubs that have velt ropes talking about trendy, at least learn just learn a little bit about what's on your shirt. What's on your shirt? Shirt? Is that it's just Brooklyn It That's where I'm from. By the way, it does this comes from the guy that wears two what's the genes that you wear? The trendy jeans they always wear John Varvados. Yeah, Varvatos, who knows that everybody. Everybody wears Everybody. That's where they sell those shirts that you're talking about. Stefred kind of gonna change you wearing Jay Crew Jay Crew were LEVI shas wearing BCBG leather leather this, by the way, it's really really soft leather. How you tell you must be sticking to the sheet without leather. We gotta move out with shared nose. But I'm gonna tell you guys what I'm gonna tell our affair show army. At the end of the show, I have a task for you guy, okay, and how we're going to attack the other Gret T and are going to Land of Allusion tomorrow. If you're listening in Dayton, Ohio, We're gonna be at the Wanted House. The Land Illusion is like six different activities there. Music sounds scary, so if you're in a channel's scary to fly there. I hate flying. You hate three fly Channel nine nine listeners. Greg T and I will be in Dayton tomorrow night. And I don't want to I mean I want to go if there's a way I can get there. About flying, are you prepared to fly? Yeah, I mean I do it. Because I have to. It's part of life. But I don't want to fly. I hate it. I absolutely what do you hate about it in the air? I don't want to go Okay, See that's crazy. All the time. I want to go on a road trip with him. He wouldn't drive. He would like it. It's like a nine hour drive. It's a freaking forty five minute flight versus I'm sorry, I'm it's about one an hour and a half. Okay, So you prefer not going off in the air. I don't want to go up. You'd rather stay in a car for an hour. And that's right on one thing on the wing. So what do you do to actually get in this aircraft? I drink heavily. The Morning Show we have not We've never told anybody, but honestly, I drink heavily. In fact, you drink before you get on the flight, to get off the plane. I drink a lot. I drink mornings, I drink afternoons, and I drink at night. Only when you're traveling, no, I drink. Going into a different topic, close were on the offair shows, I will I fully admit that I drink more than the Morning Show admits by the way he thinks he's entitled to sex because he's leaving tonight tomorrow tomorrow, Share knows number one topic for real, that's a good topic. Or if you're traveling and you're with a significant other, are you entitled to some sort of sexual activity prior to you? Entitled? Don't you hear his keyword entitled there you go? I would say the entitled word maybe leave off. I'd say any good woman would make sure you were satisfied before you left, expectations and and and it'll probably relax you a little more before you travel. I'm feeling a little bit. I'm feeling relax. I'm sorry to feel and I really do believe though that relax out but made his feather. You think it's despicable that you say, hey, woman, service me because for a couple of days share where you please school? Then okay, so I think that, I mean, unless you do it in a really sexy way that's kind of hot too. I guess that could be good too. But listen, you shouldn't feel entitled to it, but you should. You should want it, and she should know that you need it before you go, and she should definitely give it to you. We're talking about that. Damn right, doesn't just need it just because oh my god, I can't I can't be with that. However, a good woman would also hope that her man while he is out of town is behaving. So the best thing to do is make sure that he's fully satisfied. Look, share holds that microphone. What if your single like me? Do you just get a prosperate the French manicure man, that's different. He did say if you have somebody in your life. We didn't go to the single part because I don't do prostitutes literally and figuratively. Alright, Share nose topic number two, number two, Yeah, we got some knowledge. Share nose topic number two. We've been ripping on Scary about his football picks. We're about to get into it. Not yet, not yet, but we're gonna get into it. She's gonna be leaving the room at that point because I have ideas about this week. Things you know, with the women are ruining the men's experience when it comes to football. Okay, right there, wait a second. First of all, about the picks last week, I did stick with New York to New Yorker. Here, I'll tell you right now, the Giants did not do that bad. The Jets, fine, it was a little bit of a stretch. However, I did with the Rams second. We were kind of surprised with your picks considering what a football expert you are. An expert, right, I am continue, I may I finish her. Um. Women are enhancing the games. Do you see how many more women are filling up these venues? How many more women are being invited? The NFL is catering to women. I'm telling you, guys, team that still cheer leaders like Dallas. Yeah, isn't that? Isn't that an insult? Here? We have a problem here because you're talking to somebody that's n c a A. So we have a little issue because I think cheerleading is a sport. So I feel very deeply about that. I've been cheerleaders since literally, like the question, I got two daughters, I'm with you. I think that's a true sport, athletic. I get that, But I'm talking about I'm talking about the cheerleaders you see and at the Dallas Cowboys, right, and you see, right, But don't you think that's insulting to women? Being that you know you're trying to come out of the ice age with the way absolutely not. I mean, that's that's women on count I mean, that's why the cheerleaders are there, and that's why the NFL needs us, because women are beautiful, They enhance the sport, they bring livelihood to the sport, and they are there to cheer on the team. But I'm like a good looking woman in a football jersey. Anybody, most progressive women would would take the opposite opinion of you, and they would be like, you know what, screw that, get rid of cheerleaders because it's say, first of all, I'm I'm probably one of these most uh neutral people when it comes to genders and what people should do. You gotta remember that with the different things that I do, from actor to owning an investigation company, there's boy clubs everywhere I go, the jet business, everything, And I still think cheerleading comes in as something that's ranked as part of a team with the NFL and not something that's hindering women that has nothing to do with it just because they look beautiful. Didn't make a good point that I don't see any male cheerleaders on the NFL, but they could be. You see them on the cheer and when you see them on then going to commercial breaks, it's all women. It's all women, and all they doing it's like, you know, there's a bunch of tea and it's dance. It's culture, it's dance. But in the n C double as the cheerleading squads have men, they do, so where's the men in the NFL? Always known male cheerling. How come there's no male NFL cheerleaders, you know. I think we're gonna have to take that up with the left, I think, but I do not think in any way it degrades women. I think it's beauty. I think it's great, and I think it's a sport, it's athletic. So then more women should really take notice of football and kind of try to bond with their men on Sundays. I think women are more than you know, look at the fantasy football leagues around the country. That are women, fantasy girls out there that football. I look for taking her side, right, I don't know girls who like legitimately like footba. I'm not taking her side, take a share of side. She's such a football mayven. She's like Jimmy the Greek, like she knows her ship al right, So I gotta stay on her, so I gotta be honest. You made me go one and two last week. I do not hold on a second though. I have some ideas though, even about tonight. Yeah, I'm smart right, No, seriously though, like I'm waiting for the I'm first jingles, We're just gonna give us drop some knowledge on. I'm telling you right now, Cincinnati is a little desperate. I think they're gonna need a win tonight, so I think you should take that. We're not there yet, we're just thinking. I'm saying, I'm just throwing it out there because I have to shoot soon. I gotta get out of here. But I'm just throwing it out there. You gotta shoot your shoot at the range. No, not that kind of shoots. Academy nine right over Moscow, Steve Butenberg and in the franchise. What you gotta do to say? This is for a beauty ad, So I have to go uptown Soon's not have another a few minutes, have studio. Actually, it's done, auditions done. This is the shoot. Are you sure it's not police? Academy nine? Not this time? Give me sexy music. Gives some sexy music, all right, Cheryl tells little about what she's about to do that, Well, what makes you think that Cincinnati so desperate? Can we get some insight? Look at your hold to the fire? I have I have no who's the quarterback on Cincinnati? About somebody freaking? When you go in the peak you listen, it's so antique. It's so antique that you actually grow me about who everybody is? Antique? Is that? Like? Is that like a shade? Is that it like it's that's kind of so antique, like it's steel gray? What type of antique is like an old dresser? I mean, we listened to this conversation scared all of a sudden, like there's this to conversation. I think I think Grannie and I should go to a game and like just like, okay, so this is about my shoes. Hubby is going to be jealous. There, Ballfort tells you about your shooting real quizy before you got to bounce. I get to go up there, I get my hair done, my makeup done, and we'll be shooting outside today. So we're hoping that in a bikini. It's um no, that's that's exactly. It's from my favorite sport. That's right, so I shouldn't pick Cincinnati, that's what you're saying. I'm saying that, all right, So I'll definitely pick against Cincinnati. And I don't know how we got on the picks yet. I was about that's okay, but before you do, why don't you tell him what happened? Are you coming down here real quick? Because this I find really biggish. Okay, thank you. I'm driving down. It's about eight o'clock in the morning. Okay. Unfortunately a situation happened in Hoboken today exactly at the exact time this is happening, is coming over the radio, and everybody's broadcasting this tragedy that's occlaring. You know, you could see that the looks on people's faces and the cars around you. And I'm driving in from Westchester is long ride in lots of traffic. Everybody's looking at each other in the car. You know, everybody's listening to this next thing. I know, this guy next to me like beeping his horn, beeping his horse music. Come on, pack the picture. Let's pay the picture for the audience what it was like for share. So I'm in the car, sitting traffic and I'm getting nervous. I'm actually getting a little nervous because I'm listening to this. I'm like, oh my god, these people maybe people have loved ones. Oh my god, I'm so scared. Do I know somebody that's on it? What's going on? And this guy beeping his horn, He's like, roll down your window, roll down your window, Like okay, okay, roll down the window. Next thing and help me here? What's He looked really like kind of big. He had like big traps. That's all I can see. He's driving a Porsche Cayenne trop right, So I'm like, what what? And I'm thinking maybe he's talking about this incident that's occurring. Yeah, you see what happened. He's like, hey, can I get your number? He can get your number? Excuse me? Are you a police academy night? He's like literally, He's like no. He's like, gorgeous, Can I get your number? I go no, gorgeous. So I pull into the lane because it's now merging into one life behind no way guy goes on the other side of me. I want you guys to know. This guy keeps up with me all the way down to a hundred and straight west, pulling up pulling around, pulling up, pulling around. Literally, I'm on the phone now talking to people about this incident that change your mind before we get five more blocks, He's kept going. He would not stop. I'm looking at him like, what a crew. He asked for your number out a window. Thinks that eventually, if he tails you the entire way another fifteen minutes, he's gonna get it. Would not give up at all. The guys really do this, and the girls really get their numbers out of windows. This week I get more to five, we'll ask would your heads to drop us a line at the author show at gmail dot com. Give us your thoughts or tweet us or reach out to us. Share personally and tell him tell her where do you think? Where can they reach out? If you want a number, they can reach out to me off Instagram. There's a contact on there. Just click the contact and the way we got so share at share c A t R because sends us c O S E n z A. There you go get a number. Four. You get a number there. Just just for the record, he didn't get my number. That was my follow up. But bald freak is about you, all right, give me a share nose. You need to go home and get relaxed more like a rant. She dropped knowledge. I don't know if you dropped drop from knowledge when she gave her opinions. Okay, keep share knows, all right, Well, okay, go enjoy your rush. Shoot by the share knows and the share left jingle. I do think it's disgusting, though, that you do. Guys really think that they're gonna pick women up in traffic. You know what, for anybody, I gotta be honest. I think about it. I think about what. You know, if I'm crazy about sex, there's gotta be something else that's crazy about sex. And what if I roll down the window and I find some girl in a car and she wants to, you know, hook up, and I want to say, you know, just drop with a chance. I just feel that there are times that women have their guard down, and that's not in a car. Maybe you're right scary. I mean, there's a lot of times I've heard that women need to be romantic and they need to be in their mindset in order to hook up. But but no, but they need to be in a place where they least expect it. But when you're in a in a place like a car, driving, concentrating, or even at a bar when they're with their friends. Those are supposed to be the places that you're not supposed to hit on them because is one of the very first times you ever had sex in a car. So we're very comfortable in there. All right, let's get to it. I've been ready. I'm not wearing another damn sombrero on I say, I swear I'm done with that, and neither of my mark my words. Man, I am done wearing sobreros. It's two in a right. Yeah, time for our football picks as of right now, Scary, you're in first place. Congratulations, you're within six and three ballfre You gotta how you did it. You're now in second place in five and four, and I am in third place at three and six. So somebody, I've warned two sombreros to you guys, have worn one or your case. We got a hundred dollars each of the pot, three hundred dollars to the winner at the end it right, whoever has the best ND. I'm throwing it out there, and that's saying that the man it's in the last place, being me, I should go first. My first. Okay, you ahead, all right, if you first, well, I think you're not unless all right, for my first pick for the weekend week number four, my very first pick is going to be I will take uh, God tell you what I'm gonna I'm gonna take the uh, the Redskins over the Browns at home Sunday at one o'clock. The only three Browns are going to the Nation's Capital, and I want the Redskins. I think the Redskins continue and I think the Browns go oh in four at Washington. So that's mine. I got that one. Alright, your next, we let you go first, and you took a poop Washington. Um share said don't go for the Bengals. I'm going for the Bengals, taking the only because she said don't go for the Bengals at Cincinnati, Bengals over the Dolphins. Yeah, that's that's the Thursday night. That's tonight, bald freak. I got you got that, all right? Scyr Well, in the first place, I know they're one and two, but I don't I know that they're coming back. Carolina Panthers the former Super Bowl contenders. They they were the Super Bowl last year. They're coming back this year. They are back again, gonna go for it and and they will be uh, they will be two and two by the end of this weekend, crushing those Atlanta Falcons. That's my pick, Carolina Panthers. Alright, got you, I got you down for the Panthers. Okay, my next pick, um, let's see are it's an old school rivalry. Okay, you got the Lions headed down to the windy city of Shotdown, patting up. I'm gonna take the Bears, the Bears, Lions and Tigers and Bears. I'm taking the Bears and Bears. Oh my Sunday go good ball, Freak. I'm gonna go out to the desert the Arizona Scared. Give us some football music. I had it office game today. Where's ball? Give me something? Risona, who do you want? Scaries falling asleep behind the wheel, the Condinals over to Los Angeles Lambs, Arizona Condinals, Cardinals over the Rams Sunday four o'clock. You got it all right, Paul Freak, I got you go, Scary. Second pick. You know what it's got to be those Denver Broncos. You guys, do you guys missed this one? You missed the boat on the worst team in the NFL, Broncos crushing those Tampa Bay Buccaneers. Jamis Winston, my ass got your Broncos over the Bucks. Sunday at four o'clock at Steeries. All right, my third and final pick, and you're ready for this one. I'm stealing it from ball Freak. I know he's angry. The old school rivalry. It dates back to the ever famous catch Joe Montana Clark glory days taking it at the come hit in the wind out of the Cowboys sail for years to call Joe Montana like these are different days now, Ball Freak Colin Kaepernack. He won't stand for the anthem, No Tony Romo, no EMC Smith, no Michael Irvin. Here's what I'm doing. I'm still taking Dak Prescott, is Jiel Elliott Dallas at the nine Ers. I'm taking the Cowboys. Your Kaepernack spelling is a train Wreckord Cowboys are back. That's my third pick. Cowboys Sunday, four o'clock, go to the diners A. I was gonna do the Broncos game, but Scary stole that ship from me. I gotta read that. I ain't wearing saro. Yeah, I'm gonna take the Seattle Seahawks. O fire man, Joe fireman. Well it says on the street. Here it says Joe his cousin, cousin, Joe, fire me dead, Seahawks. I'm going all the NFC West teams except mine. All right, ball freak, you gotta Seahawks, got scary your last five day, but you stole all my picks. But I gotta go. I go go without Pittsburgh steal a game versus the Kansas City Chiefs. And where you taking? I'm taking the big old fat rot Let's burger. No, you're not serving up serving up those burgers in Kansas City. Oh there's Steelers, they're at home. How do you like your Roethlisberger medium rare? I like it, well done, big, Yeah, there you're going. There's some picks again. All right, bull freak, you can roll out. I'll review it. Here we go, Bengals. Wal Frieze got the Bengals. Walfrize got the Seahawks, and bal Freeze got the Arizona Cardinals. Scary Jones, he's got Carolina Panthers, he's got the Broncos, and he's got the Pittsburgh Steelers, and I am in last place, but not efter this week because I got the Bears, I got the Red Spins, and I got the Cowboys and it's time to drop on now for the Aufair Show. Airheads, the Army, you need to be attacking these next podcasts. My Day Friday had acquired taste. Where can they reach them? 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