The Off Air Show - 'Road Trip To Dayton' - Ep.67b

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Speaker 1: Off off off air show, Off off off air show, Off off off air show, Little off show, Press, off air show with your scary Jones, Greg T Show. Guys, all the people, what really was going on with you? Off air show off air? Tell them that's really the show. This is episode sixty seven. I'm serious. I think it show sixty eight. There's there's a hitting sixty seven that nobody will ever hear. It was a sixties seven sixty seven B. I think that's right. I think that this one should be called sixties seven B right, because there really was a sixty seven that the listeners are never gonna hear here, and that's good for it's the hidden show. We call that a false start, the hidden show of the Afair. I'm gonna make a note. I'm dropping them down in the history and by laws of the uff air show we have. We now have a hidden show, the hidden Show. They'll never see it, will never see the lot of day because I deleted it episode. They'll never hear it. We started the letter, We started the podcast about fifteen minutes ago. This is sixty seven. We call it air B was deleted. We started sixty seven A with some listeners phone calls, and all three phone calls were done, all of them, and sometimes we got into a fight in the control room here, the three of us. The fight was described the fight of bombs drop. Okay, because I'll tell you what it was because Greg t that is that true? Not trying to hold on. Greg d has a hard on for phones. And what happens is as soon as the phone the lightlights up on the phone, he's like, go to the call. Well, because I tweeted about it. That's what we do here the up show. I tweet about it when we're about to go into the studio record. Your intentions were good, right, So if you want to be a part of you off air show, you call. You don't have to force the phone calls if there aren't any. I wasn't forcing your ball drink when I started playing. When I start playing the keyboard, that's usually when I when that's a sign that I've made my judgment. Okay, scared you give me some court music real quick, real quick. This will take a seriously all about three seconds. We're gonna solve this right now. Okay, We're gonna solve right now, and then we're gonna get into the shot Jewish friends and happy New Year. I rush shan. Yes, you want to tell everybody what roshan? Yeah, Russia shot is the Jewish medium. You're half Jewish on the Catholic side, that's right. So that that was a reference to fifty seven A. The reason why what I was saying was so my mother and father, my my biological dad, we're married, had two children. When my mother finally realized the error of her ways. You finally get the courage job to kick this guy's ass out of the house. So my parents get divorced at a very young age. Good riddings. Good. We don't even talk to the man anymore. So if you know my biological father, give him the fucking finger, and seriously, finger what is Russia? So anyway said my mother remarried for refocusing for mother REMARRIEDE remarried Stan from his stand on the Crapper, which, by the way, that one day because he said, do you know what, so Stan could spend all day on the shipter Stan goes into the Crapper and honestly, he sent his asses glued to toilet seat. He sits there for hours and hours and hours. So we play the game is stand on the crapper because he always is, is he on the phone? Well no, so anyway, so today's Russishana and I have to get home and I have to celebrate Rushana with my stepdad and my mother. I would really raised Catholic right now, we don't know. Now it is different, it is a different year in the Jewish calendar. It's like fifty seven forty something. Well, thanks for trying to explain to me what it was now. And then like our friend like Beat for instance, which nobody even knows on the affair show you put people know who he is. He doesn't even listen to the show. He doesn't even listen to the funny show time. The only times I've asked gott to be to listen to the show, and he won't listen to the show. Well, maybe he'll listen to this or maybe you know, you know, he tells me, you know, he listens to instead Rich Cavino. That's what he listens to. That's too bad, that's that's a ridiculous show. Why waste your time? They sten to Rich and Conveno and instead you got this show. It's called Rich and Coveno. But we wan't want to waste your time listening to that on Serious x M when you can listen to the quality show like the Afair Shop. You can listen to both of them. They are our friends, and he was my friends and rich was my roommate after you left, After I left, he slept in my sweaty bed with all my sex but all my women. Then he slept in that bed. Shows up what kind of a classic guy he is. Let me sheets. You know, ball freakers can can back me up on this with a great guy, Riches and Cavino both and spot their producer. Guy. You said you hater, you hate on everybody's beard. I'm not hating. You're start in trouble. You're starting wars with everyone around. We're not starting any wars. This is the Affair, a show and and and we. We are getting bombarded by people on other podcasts that do not our success. Do you are you have don quixote? You're fighting windmills in your own mind? Do you think that they're coming to get you? It's not me? We are we act as a whole. No, we act as a whole on the show. You know you act like a whole, not single me out. This has nothing to do with I'm just saying that this is the whole of our own show that's not doing me. I get it, but still I think it has a lot to do with you. But I think you need medication. But anyway, long story short, let me just just Scott be very funny things happening on over the weekend. Okay, he went in to dairy Queen to buy an ice cream cake for the Happy New Year for you, for Jewish New Year, and he said, could you write Happy New Year on this cake? And what did they tell him? You mean you're gonna freeze it for three months? They thought that he was for Happy New Year for December. It was just very funny that nobody has acknowledged the Jewish New Year Rashiashana. So there you guys, you have to be there. You have to be there. I wouldn't said nobody has acknowledged that. I have acknowledged you knowledge a lot of things so far. Now you know, he won't acknowledge his his father, his real father. We don't acknowledgeowledge them. We don't acknowledge them. I'm sure there's people listening to the Ship to the Aufair show right now that their own issues with their biological father that they have no idea anything about them. That's lucky for Father's Day, will share the story and I love my day too. We're both named after our deaths. Yeah, that's exactly Ronald to It's very nice. I appreciate a restaurant called Ronald you Bulford, Can you be the judge here and can we go to court right now? I'd like take Scary to court. I hear, yeah, hear yeah, Am I the bailiff with the judge here? Everything right now? I'm everything here? Yeah, yeah, yeah, this is the Office show court Case sixty seven eight B two three great t The plaintiff first is the defend that Scary Jones? Right? Courts in order? What do you got? Who should go first? You're scary? I think you need to go first? Well here well in reference to the Vorida, in reference to the Hidden sixty seven episode sixty seven that will Never be Heard, I'm telling I'm saying that that when we tweeted about the listeners to call in right, all of a sudden, some calls came in, and the calls that we that we were previewing, they're awful. They were awful. Agreed, awful and did dinner? Did? Did Scarwy Jones? Did he or did he not? Say I'll handle it? I believe he said I'll handle it. Yes he did. I was setting up here, I wasn't really paying And when we went to the calls, and you're in your and your your own words, d and your judgment. Did Mr Scary Jones? Did he or did he not? Did he handle the calls? No? He ran it right off the rails very much. He treated it like we were live on the radio. And he had no other choice but to try to salvage what was already a shipwreck. But he is Captain wax Bar, and he'll get drunk on the ship and kind of crashed into the rocks every which is what he did. Okay, but that's still no reason to yell at the listeners like you did. He scrapped, he screwed out of order. He's our listeners don't deserve to be yelled at. You're not even explaining what happened. You're not questioning anything. Here comes a call right now, may would you pick that up? That would definitely be out of order. You're out of order? Okay, look to your phone call. The light is blinking. Why don't you just test, Let's just see. But let's just see. Let's just get in the ring. You could call us a ready hung up we guys mud wrestle on the next podcast. Why don't we set that up mud wrestling. I'll be the ref, will be the ref. Oh yeah, I get the black and white striped shirt. Let's mud wrestle. I'm wrestling here, not in here. What do you mean, like a little like a little baby pool, like a mud wrestle. I think it would be great. No, I think it's an awful idea. Oh god right, So let's move right along. Why don't we get into the song of the day when we come back? Yet, you wouldn't go to what happened over the weekend, and we can go through the football picks and find out who is gonna be wearing the off air show sombrero today. I'm in the mood for a little Heart of the City. Yeah, baby jay Z, I like that duced by Kanye by the way back in the day night. Oh listen, quiz the low said West Yeah, and then the food He's gonna break up mavy day. I wake up. Somebody got something to say? What's all the fucking fussed ball because I'm grubbing ball and I packed heat like I'm the oven dog. Nigga's pray in pray you all my down fall. But every time I hit the ground, I bounce up like round ball. Now, I don't want to have the kills out ball. I don't want to have the cocks back to the fall pound ball. Look scrapper Dot nephews to look after. I'm not looking at you, dudes. I'm looking pasture. I thought I told you caccause I'm not a rapper. Turn I live. I told you ninety six Dot, I can't to take this ship. And I did handle my fist. I scrambled like ran New with his cut in hand. But the only thing running this numbers spam chick. I held down six Summers, Damn Whist Love which j C Wipe. That song waits about love who love the author show Love. There's a lot of bog language in this song. It was a lot of flailing like it's my Virgins, the love Well the Aufair Show. Yeah you wanted me to do that? That was the shame album that h to the ISO is on. That's a good album. That was It's an iconic called the Heart of the City. Alright, the podcast, you wouldn't think it's an iconic album. Definitely, That's what's on the album. The Blueprint and Rulers Back Takeover, Come On, Jigga, That and I What Let's See song Cry was on there. That was a good one, dude. That whole album is a classic that would be in the rock and Roll Hall of Fame, right the Blueprint to the one that followed it. It was a Z did an album a year back. Then Spout Year was another album. Seriously, he was crushing the game. It was awesome that that is an iconic album that will go down to history as one of the absolute best, right best albums Jay Z's ever had. Classic It's a collector's item for sure. I think it ranks up there with some of the greats, some of the absolute greats, right, it really does. How was your weekend, Gregg? My weekend? My weekend was your weekend? My weekend was great. We had to spend some time together. We had to go down to Dayton, Ohio together to the haunted mansions of Land of Allusion, Land of Illusion. We took a drug bus full of listeners. This week which was great, by the way, and we met an off air show off area, the Gary thanks for being there. From the beginning, we also met a hot mess name Ashually. We called her trash, she called herself Trashually. Wow. She had the eighteen hundred tequila on board, and we started like feeding us shots. But this was before we got to the park. We were on these busses, these coach busses. We took a forty five minute trip to the Land of Illusion, which, by the way, I gotta say, if I wish you would have had a Land of Illusion here in our vacuum, I would love to have one here in New York. I agree. I went home. I told Trish all about it. I'm like, if we had one here, it would be so amazing, But we don't. They're so lucky to have what they have. That is an amazing hot spot. In the month of October, there five haunted attractions you walk through with live actors. They're all different themes. As a clown theme, you get the buyou Yeah, there was so much fun. And then templa doom Yes, and and then then you get get a bar outside in the field, so she paintballs and zombies. Yeah, you're on this army bus and you're like firing away real live paintballs and everything. Is my favorite part is the paint is all glow in the dark, sending live action zombies come running at you in the forest and you're driving through the woods and you're feeling it, and then and then again back to the bar for more drinks and shots, and which Paul forgot. I have to tell you both, Frank, I wish you would have been there to see this. This chick Ashley dude, she was she had his red hair. Right. She pulls up into the parking lot before we even leave, like crash the car into a curb. I swear she gets out of the car right, that's on the bus. She's making scary too. Tequilla shots eighteen hundred, right, and she gives me one a horrible You do tequilla shots like that? Not only not unless it's especially when she gave Greg Tia triple dude. I can drink, but I mean that is just it burns the hair right off my nuts. You know, eight hundred is good quality. She could taste. At the end of the night, I mean, I thought she's gonna throw up everywhere. She stumbling. Here she goes stumbling right the scary and she's like hugging him. I'm sorry, i'd like this. I like drink. So what what did she say? There was so there was a friend Christie on air from Cincinnati Field. Actually Christie was partying with us, and this girl Ashley went up to Christie and said, you like my breasts? Why I want to show you my tattoo because I want to show you my rings. So she showed Christie her nipple like nipple classic classics, and this this DJ was like, I don't want to see that classic mess. Listen. What I do want to say is scary. And I fly back on an airplane on the back of un don't lie up. When we flew back, Scaries and Road two. I'm gonna Road twenty Complaine lands waiting to this ball freak. Scary gets up and runs away. He doesn't even stink about stop. I I was sitting in to of the plane. He was sitting in Road twenty seven in the right back. And then hold on it it was it was the middle of the afternoon. Hold hold on, We're not going home together. We have no further business for the weekend together. He was going his way. I was going my way. My uber was there waiting for me. Shut up, dick my er. My uber was already there, so I was ready to roll. So like stand there waiting for the whole plane to unload, to say, just to say two words to Tea so I can leave, complete dickhead. Honestly, I had a great time with this weekend. No nothing, not even not like one of those like yeah, like none of those little handshake. I texted him that my uber was outside gonna run. I see you, like waiting to get out of the plane, and you see scary waddle. You know. He was like he was like the old Hirsts commercials where O. J. Simpson is like running through the report and he's over, except he's trying to catch a plane. Here he's trying to get away from you. It's the opposite. And he left me stranded there and the worst parts of one of there's a guy. There was a guy that was flying with us, right, and he recognized scary and eye. So when I get off, I see the guy, so I just you know, I go, hey, where did you go? And he looks at me so embarrassing and he goes, oh he left, and I'm like what And a guy like I had to hear from like one of our listeners that he left so embarrassing. Bro, you should have done that. It was horrible he did that. It was That's what anyone else would. You had nothing to do? Ask him what he did when he went home? What did you do when you got home? I went to bed. He had nothing to do, nothing, all the one with a family. You had nothing to do. And he couldn't wait too seconds second tables returned? Would would he have waited for me? Does that make it right? Though? Right? That's what my dad always told me. The two wrongs make a right. How was your weekend, ball freak? What'd you do? I've been, as you can hear, I've been trying to get over this cold. I got a show tomorrow in the city. Thanks for I hope you guys are coming. Thanks the rock show. I'm playing and I'm playing a little h where's your song? Where's your music? Well, it's gonna be live. You're gonna see it live if you come to the show. To you over you give an album is something that you were already recording? Like of course it's my originals and doing a couple of cover songs as well. Yeah, scary. Can't we play get on the Bus or something that over? What are you playing? It's more like piano rock stuff. He's got different music now, he's got a different different styles. Can you play something tomorrow? Of course? All right, so tomorrow tomorrow Ball Freak is gonna play some of his stuff. I can't wait. What do you're gonna come to the show tomorrow? You know what if you'll okay tomorrow coming to the show seven o'clock, Barry Electric, New York City, tomorrow, seven o'clock. And were you gonna be Barry Electric, New York City, Lower East Side? Keeping it real? And I hung up my Halloween decorations? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. And I ate a lot of soup, right, my mom's chicken soup. She made me some chicken soup. Does chicken soup get you better? And so I don't know, I'm still kind of I'm kind of feel like I'm over the rainbow here, I'm on the other side of the sickness. How do you knock out a cold in like twenty four hours? Help me out? You know, it's a good question, You know, when somebody drop off. Somebody drop us an email at the fair show at gmail dot com. How do you get over a cold? You feed a cold and start a fever? I think star you feed a cold, feet trust a cold? You know, let's find out. Maybe that's why I left Starve a fee or fever? Cold we don't know? Drops an email at the jet the off air show at gmail dot com. Why don't we do that? Here? He goes time. I really have a couple of minutes left before Great t has to go home to his family for Russia's alms. So messed up, man, You know that's not like that. Why you keep throwing the family in like that? He thinks he's so given cool because he's got nobody to go home to. Want to waste? Listen, here's the deal, even bitter man, how might be better? Why do you do that to me? Why do you put put me into the bed? But you you have time? Oh my god, let's go do it. Ah, here's the deal. We have a golden soprero to give away. We made our picks for Week four in the NFL. Each made three picks here, and we're gonna have We're gonna go down that list here, three hundred bucks is upper Graham, Scary is six and three, Ronnie is fifty and five and four, and I am in last place at three and six. Some brerows. But here's what happened this last weekend, ball freak, what's up? He chose the Bengals over the Dolphins, even though shar No said, don't do it. He did it. And you know what ball freak gets when that's why it was a win? You gotta win. He also chose the Seahawks over the Jets. Ball freak, he gotta win. Ye one, here's what happened. Then he chose the Cardinals over the Rams. They should have won that game, tisc, tisc, shouldn't have done that. Two and one? You win? Then, Scary Jones, he stepped up to the play and Scary chose the Broncos over the Box. Yeah, what happened there? You gotta win? Very How how much did they win? By nice? They questioned him, was a good job. Then he chose the Steelers over Can't City Chiefs, Big Ben Roethlisberger, and he didn't. He got another win? Thing they mask tisk though here's more, Scary lost it. He chose the panthers over the land of fountains. By the way, man, how dare they know? Ju Stone John? I think their rain is over my boy, my fantasy boy. Scary kids to chase him? Isn't for me for one second? Because I'd like to hear ballers because I am a baller. Do you know why I'm a falling? Ladies and gentlemen, I'll tell you why I'm a ball hold on, don't want to synchronize this to my music? You bet hurry up, you're Jones. You gotta hang out a second. Give me ballers? What is a rivery? You know what it says? Old school rivery? Don't you know? You know what's what's the river? What's the first line of ballers? Hit it? Scary? You're not gonna tell me, Just listen. What do you know why hate is in the building? Because Greg Tigres truly went through and out this week out. I ain't weird, no sobrero. I took the Bears over the Lions in the river and I gotta win. I took the Redskins, takes the browns out a win, and I took the Dallas Cowboys over ball for sporty dis and I gotta win a second should we really barrows for Unfortunately that's the way he goes the guys that he makes the rules. So both of you put the s barros on. I will I will take a picture of you. Guys will post that the offer show got cop. So now the stats all one, Gary is still eight and four. That's the first place. I am Ronnie ball freak your seven five, you're second place. Were right there right behind all the guys right six six, I'm right there right behind. Called a long sleeping to go all slide it through sobreros? How many somebreros you wear? Or or the best record? Well, at the end of the season, we gotta find out who'snain the three in bucks. I'm losing right now. So it's not the guy who wears the sombrero, Luis, it's the guy who has the best record. What's what's your wellbrero on? I'm put on as soon as I let me take that picture. Let me take a pictures my skull. Okay, I'm that kid. Yeah, let's say it. That's a dropping an. It's a short podcast. Russia, hon Russia, Happy New Year at great tea. Just a little rock maybe makes Sharon Nosle grazes with her pregnans this week. You guys look like idiot's got a lot to cover tomorrow. We'll see you then. Thanks for checking in with us. Check Instagram waiter for this awful picture of us wearing your sombreros. What now, I guess