The Off-Air Show - 'Our 50th Episode Celebration' - Ep.50

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Speaker 1: Says Elvis derand presents off air show Scary Jones and Great Tea. Look, it's the episode number fifty that is made here. You didn't get it by a truck yesterday. No, we did not. We are here. We're so excited. I'm Scary Jones alone with and Yeah. I mean we said we would give this show. We decided after all the hooting, Nanny, after all the planning, that's all the things we said we were gonna do. Yes, that we're not gonna do. We decided to give this podcast to the listener. Let me that we're gonna celebrate, Scary give me celebration right off the bat. Celebration. Shut off the bat. You are out of your mind today. Why do you want to celebrating. You are celebrating fifty episodes. We are giving the audience a party. I want celebration right now. Celebration is the quintessential cheesy seventies eighties bar Mitts for sweet Seas. I don't care playing desert the episodes. Why are we playing cool in the game. Yes, here's what I've also like you. I would like to also congratulate you, Scary Jones on episode fifty. I would like to congratually you ball free Granny on episode fifty. I've only been in like forty of the episodes, So can somebody give me a Yahoo? Somebody give me a Yahoo? We got a Yahoo? Right? No, right, favorite search engine going out of business? Who all right? This has been an incredible ride so far. If the episodes e we've had a musical guest on the show with us, We've had we've had an actor that called in theold ROSSI from Sons of Anarchy were seriously, We've we've had We've had We've had Ivan, Sir Ivan here. We might have a sponsor in mac Weldon. We might we might have sponsor. So we've we've actually accomplished quite a bit of fifty episode, quite a lot of maybes. We and we we almost tackled half of a topic. Yes, we definitely have fifty maybes coming in a bounce right up stifte Yeah that's and have a bank up. Oh my god, fifty episode that might decorate the studio. Where's my champana? It's time to just from the seventh up to you ready sift ready, come well freak. Let me hear you say fifty fifty, Yes, fifty fifty and ladies and gentlemen, if you are listening to the Off Air Show, please drop us an email the Offair Show at gmail dot com or the off their show on Twitter. And you know what, you working a lot for the ride with us, all fifty episodes. That's right here in the car. That's listening right now. You are to gym right now, you at home right now. You have been there with us. We read the treat We've done social media feedback on Wednesdays. We've been here with you, especially that deaf person out there. You've been with them. You don't know what we're saying. Yes, it's just a graphic on your screen. Started a new language and talking backwards with Todd Lurks and and and Tasa and cuffing the saw and you name. You need to just calm the hell down. Phone number. Mr Uran has been on the show with us. What is he gonna be like an episode of Hunt? You can reach us at their show at Gmail. We have some emails to read a little bit, and we also have uh what else? Oh yeah, we just also on Twitter and Instagram at the Offair Show. Hey Emily from Hartford, how are you in the league. Welcome to the show. Thank you? Yeah, so what's going on with you today? I just wanted to call you guys in thank you for the funniest fifty episodes of a podcast I've ever listened to My Funny Life. You obviously are easily entertained. Let's ask Emily, Emily, what do you like so much about the off air show? In fifty episodes? What have you liked the most? Please be specific, though, The way you guys bicker and argue is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard. Yeah. We we've been told by research people that that that they don't find that funny at all, that they think it's irritating, and they don't think that we're gonna grow. What do they know? What they told me? Yeah, they don't know anything. That's fine, Well, you're gonna hang on the phone with us, because we're gonna add some people to How about the woman that we sent her flowers? Member she had a bad boyfriend, We sent her flowers in Dallas texts. That is the one thing you've done on this podcastsodes you fulfilled? You said someone on me, I paid out of my own podcast. You know who checked in? He was on us? I was on one of the episodes before he back again. Edgar from Laredo is on the phone. You're joining Emily on the party line and directly Gary Great and Tompic Lobby. Nice, thank you. I think we're gonna call this the group chat. We call us the group chat. Yes, I love the group chat. Free. Give me group chat some group chat music, devil free, give me group chat chat music. Come on, go go go chop group chat group come on, come on, come on, cat music. You want a group chat music, you want an energy? You got a group cat group chat music. Come on, come on, come on. No. Number three, who's on the phone with Squan from Hobo can checking in? Hey kwan one, I think he's in the bathroom. You've joined up. You've joined the group chat with Emily and Edgar. Oh, it's a party No, actually, no, actually is on another line. Uh Dan, Oh no, I didn't get to him yet. It's Danny from Queen's. Danny's on the phone. Guys, were going on, Dan, we'll get We'll get the Quan in a second, say hi to Edgar and Emily, going on, guys, that was good. About to join the celebration. I'm heading down to Miami in a few hours to pop some bottles a week. Girl. You know what you just did right now, you just provoked scary Now you know what he's doing searching from us. Set him off. You had to set him off. I need some Jim Jones and Ron Brown's right about now with Julian Santana. Fifty episodes of this. How do we making this song? I don't even know what Hang up on this guy's great. Don't hang up on the guy, hang up on the song. Go Danny Danks for bringing this song. We pat him Champagne. We need move bottles, hell My, Harry, I'm tell them wrong, brow need. Greg hates his song, by the way, Gret hates anything from this decade. He's stuck in true. Okay, so I'm gonna give you Emily, Emily, Edgar, Danny, you guys still with us. Let's text Emily here here. Here's the thing. I'm gonna be straight up with you guys. Before this podcast started, and every time before the podcast starts and before we press record, Greg t tells bald freak Rannie, I want you to start playing the piano fast, you know, like give me Saturday nights are right for fighting. Why don't we ask Emily her thoughts, because Emily knows and she's been listening. Emily, do you think that bald freak should play his melodramatic my heart is broken music? Or do you think he should step it up play a little rock and roll on that keyboard his I think he should do both, but a little rock and roll once in a while never hurt anyone, That's right. That's that's what we have scared for. The reason why you've been divorced four times, it is because you don't listen. Because you don't listen to the women. Were just for lacking and understand that the women are the boss every episode. I got divorced another time, even though the other two. Ever though the other two youngs are on the the group chat right now, Emily's boss is three. Emily's boss. We got a boss lady. You know I am a boss lady. But have you been disappointed in the musical content on this show? As far as thank you very much, some rock and roll will be good abolutely. I went to a rock concert this weekend. What you say? I saw shine down at Mohegan Sun. The want some shine down, some shin down the computer can handle, but I can't recreate shine down with a little uh core keyboard. Who loss is on the phone? This Wan and Edgar and Danny? Edgar? Edgar? So, Edgar, where are you? Edgar? I'm all here in Texas. You're in Texas? That's right? Concert, Yeah, that's what I like that. We gotta get some for Edgar. What do you got for Edgar? He signed down for Emily. How about some controller? So you know a train like that? Girl? Nice? What's this is my jam right here? This is Drake song. You don't like Drake? Your special to Makay, this guy said, popping bottles And now for the rest of the episode. Now we gotta get him out. Don't get on my zone right now? Who else? It's Edgar and Danny and Danny. You know Danny? Where are you at? Danny? He's Queens. We've only said it on the podcast three times? All right, he's the big Mets fan. Danny's the big Mets fan that calls in and like loves the Mets. Yeah, you know it? You what do I play? All right? You know when you're at a party and everybody he's like wasted. And then there's that one wasted guy that always comes up for the d J requesting a song. That's what he's doing the ball free. Yes, he's like helping his leg. You're gonna leave it up to the listeners to defend you. I don't think it's gonna happen. Come on, keep him coming. JT from Massive Peeka to the group chat. J T. Hey, what's up guys? What's with Danny and Edgar and Emily? Hey, everybody is glad to be part of the party line. Yeah, you know you guys are getting charge of nine dollars an hour? Right, yes, supply? J What are you doing for a living? Why are you? Are you able to call us right now? What are you doing? Well? I should be putting in some door, knot because I'm a contract. You're finishing up a job right now? Nice? Were you working right now? What town? Oh? You're ins peak of working in mass peak as well. He's some billy Joel for you. Come on give him some give some long Island. Then the band was coming right like Greg's playing the air drums right now, thinking then I can recreate that show. I got a liberty to Vito and I got no liberty to Vito. Bro you know what, that's pretty bad. Actually, you know, you know that was great. But then what Greg T's expecting is something that you can't produce. He wants the whole band to come in right yeah, and here you got it right there, Greg Billy Jall, we got we got it. We got a guy in which the Long Island. We gotta give him something. We gotta get the kid you couldn't get Emily. The kid Emily still waiting for shot to be They probably they played that next door, Emily, what else do you want to hear? You like, there's something else we can get your saying you guys want to play Emily satisfied a second. But by the way, I satisfied. Surrounded by all. It's a rare thing. But everyone, I was just thinking about that. I'm the only girl. This is like, I mean, Sausage Party came out on Friday, but you are surrounded. Did you know we got the demos back from our our ratings book, no podcast ratings book. I need Our audience is female. I don't share that again. Our audience, according to the June book, is female. Here on the phone line, well, they're scared of us. They just listened quietly and trying not to. I love that. That's great. Man's gonna take forever. They were intimidated that this intro is gonna I just want to be honest. I tell you guys that because you guys have called it on the fiftieth episode. Don't do it. Don't do it, don't don't do it. Listen to you guys. I don't think. I don't tell us to everybody, but you four are getting an off air. T shirt holds right, T shirt hold I got an idea. We were supposed to have Juan on the phone and he accidentally hung up or got disconnected. I could dial him live and you guys could like phone tap him. You guys, Oh boy, no podcast out of that's right, it's out of order. Is that a horn? I'm calling Juan? Follow me radio and Danny, Danny, I want you to just ask did you just ask for Juan? This is what Scary does, not doing the podcast Mess one, him driving the right of the road. Just mess one. He doesn't mark that. I don't think a christ answer one is busy on the crapper one one. This is a great t Scary John's ball freak and everybody else say hi for the group chat. I wish you could be here on the Aufair Show and celebrate us the fiftieth episode, but you're not here. One and where a world? How about sup bro a super fans right, absolutely for validating our existence. Seriously, you guys need to embrace what the fiftieth episode has been about. We've been more than I got an idea. Okay, all right, Emily, Edgar, Danny and JT. Yeah, we're gonna go. We're gonna go around the room to you guys, and in one word, I need you to sum up our podcast. We have some music for this, bald freak. A lot of pressure on this. I just okay, think about it for a second, think about it. Hold on a second. I got some music for you. I think about it. Okay, Emily, you're up first, Emily from Hartford, if you could describe this podcast in one word, the first fifty episodes in one word. So it's not one word, but I'm going to hyscinate it to one word of this world. Nice. Thank you, Emily, and you get a T shirt and Fair Show teacher. And by the way, thanks for the awful music there. Bald Freaky. You said you we're gonna play something. This is what you come up with? Scary loves to play old game and gas House. Right, this house was a great Ala album. That was very good album. Glass Houses. You can both go fun yourself. Episode from Rado. Uh talk to me in one word, define this podcast. Fantastic show. It's right, fantastic and fantastic show man the hog. I love that. Yeah, hug that hard. I like that. Trying we do? What is that? Alright? Cool? Danny? Danny in word, please just define this podcast, describe it, i'd say, in a good way. Yeah, I agree with I agree with that, Danny. That's right. You agree? That was mine? Now I need a second. And Danny, we're gonna send you an Affair show T shirt. Thanks. I'll think if I could think of if I could think of a phrase, it would be empty promises to describe this podcast. And what about you? J T first album? Oh man, Uh no pressure here, JT, no pressure at all? Right, Uh man. I just wanted you guys bring a smile to my face every day. Happiness. Okay, happiness, that's happen. I love to hear that. I don't know how we do it, but don't you guys have families that fight, like you're gonna listening to us rightly? Yeah? Is that what this is? Are we like a dysfunctional family? Do you guys see we're a dysfunctional vacation? They said, I love that. Okay, dysfunctional vacation. And again, one more time, we're gonna put you on hold and all four of you get a Fair Show T shirts. Hold on. I forgot one person though. I forgot one person. That was the guy who tweets us the most from Philadelphia. I forgot to put him on the phone. I accidentally hung up on him earlier. I'm calling it back right now. When the listeners over one by one. Hey, you're on the whole. You're on the group chat with the Fair Shows everybody. Hey, can I get a shirt? That's the I need? Especially I need especially designed shirt. Yeah. Well, that is the longest running joke on the Affair Show podcast, is the the T shirt. Listen, the job is coming to an end. We are going to get T shirts. And as soon as we get them, you're all getting T shirts. That's right. Family who's mailing them out? All right? But you're doing free I'm doing it. Yeah, Yeah, give me some mail in amount of music. How did it sound like? Man, it's it's which one of you was calling from a radioactive science factory. Yes, someone someone is really like in front of the air conditions. Well, it's probably Edgar from Laredo. Alright, God, Emily, Emily, Edgar, Danny JT and Omar. Thank you for being part of the show today. Thank you, Thank you, Emily. You've Brie have stolen my heart. I love you, Emily, I love you, I do Emily. I want to send you flowers. I want to come home. Yes, you know that your tattoo is absolutely amazing and tattoos are guys. Yeah, and I have thing in the world, Emily. I have another six more tattoos to go, so I have no I can't wait. That me too, I really am It's I found my love of art on my body. I love all right. Well, thank you. Gregg T has a tattoo that's supposed to be a tea but it looks like a j it's blood. It can't be. It can't be worse than my first tattoo. So we won't even go there. Love, let's go there, because it can I just say that you guys really need to be off for about an hour a day. I agree, and so Uncle does not want after after a half hour and a half hour, you're gonna listen to a half hour this barely listen to you, guys, and then at night before I go to bed every day. Oh wow, well, thank you so much. That's loyalty. I appreciate that, guys. He still won't make the podcast an hour, but he appreciates. And when you go to bed, I'd like you to think of me. What about Emily, what was your tattoo of bald freak? Wanted to know before you get well, okay, so it's really vulgar, but my first tattoo ever. And you're probably gonna have to bleat me out for saying that. Um it's um an acronym, it's NPS. It stands for no pussy ship. But then we're not gonna go we're gonna go hit anything here. We're gonna be right. We're now you're liking the boys locking room, Emily, I know it's very strange. That's okay. And what was your second tattoo? If we don't mind asking. My second tattoo was across on the other risk. The seven guys in you. Yeah, we've got a bunch of youngs and a toler turn into it and pornographic orgy and yeah you guys, thank you all for calling oatily and thanks yes, yeah I usual thence you bro to a dude yesterday you kind of pissed me? It off? Nice? What what happened? What happened? I was in a Walmart and I was shot to pull money to a t M. Well, the ATM didn't give me any money, but it putting me a receipt like he gave me the money. Yeah. So I turned around and go, hey, guys, did you know anything about this? And the guy goes, oh, yeah, we've been having problems with that machine. I go, well, why don't you tell me before I use the machine? Too late? So he's like, well, we can't help you all here, Like, oh yo, man, I'll bounce you. Bro. Nice. It's nice. I am proud of you. We should all use it. I'll bounce you bro. That's right, baby, that's what if the off? She definitely up their on T shirts. You say, I'll bounce you, bro, I'll walk it every page. Oh my god, you know gretton T shirt? You know what here in mind mill he remember, open me my soul. You'll get a shirt. You'll get a shirt, everybody get everybody get a shot because Oprah did cars, and she actually gave a car to everyone, right as opposed to great te who hasn't fulfilled any of that he likes to describe. You know who great Tea is the party you great teas. Give us that kid, that guy you know, great Tea is great. That's my friends. Thank you guys. You guys are gonna win an in I guarantee it's impossible to get on TV calling it right now. All right, all three of us, thank you. That's that's cool. We're gonna share one. We're gonna cut it in thirds, all right. So it is our birthday and number fifty, so we figured we would do some. Um, I got some Rihanna because Greg ts for Rihanna. Ye give me some with Chris Brown on off Fair Show. Come and put your name, money's your name, money, Come put your name, Monty, your name, you want to put your name. Money's your name, money, coming, put your name money. If it's a day I didn't want to let the icono icono I know you wanted and no air sway girl, sway. He wanted to blow my cuts out. He wanted to shakecake, bakecake, take cakecake, bake cake, Take take you want a patent, Laby, Maybe I like it. It's so excited. I'm gonna try to hide it. I'm gonna making my fear. Take take cake cake, takecake, cake, cake cake, take take gake occation name like you know you want to bake this. It's so enticing. Listen, I's like this, I'm gonna making my boot and it's not even my birthday birthday, but you want to put your name on it. And it's not even my birthday birthday. And he's trying to buy this right. He want to you right now. Every a long time, I've been missing your fud. Let me turn the lights down when I want to go down to describe it, Pardy, it's not even her birthday, I say, give it to us. I can't wake the blue Casake Take take take Chris Brown Cake remix on the off air show. Oh that was the relevance birthday Cake. Now I get it. You guys are geniuses. Why were geniuses? Because you know the relevance birthday Cake fifty episodes even though it's not our birthday. We have another visitor. We do somebody Else's clothes fair show today, Well somebody somebody who's been on the previous episodes, and we tried to set her on a date with the bad freak. Ryany wait, bat s Arette, Nicole, it's bout, No, not aout, It's it's Lauren. Oh hey, Lauren? Hey? Oh wait is this Lulu Lemon? Lauren? Yes, Lauren, Lauren. Hey. You know our offir show audience, we met Lauren, you know, many many episodes back when I think Lauren, we were going to set you up on a date with ball Freak. Is that correct? That is correct? And and Lauren, how's life been since we were going to set you up on a date with bald Freak? Life has been pretty much the same? Still still a bit on a date? Why not Bald Frey? Granny? What's going on there? You're asking me? What now? Lauren? Lauren? Can you know? Lauren? Where are you right now? Are you headed somewhere? Where are you headed? I am driving to go get my haircut. Oh she's gonna go to the salon get her haircut, and then after that possibly might you be going to the gym? Maybe? Are you doing tomorrow at nine am. Why does she we go through our whole week. I'm trying to find the time where maybe ball for you can take her on a date. Why have you not taking her right date yet? Are you still playing matchmaker for me? I don't understand. Freak is scary? Is not what we want to do? Give a date? Um? I think he's good on his own. Actually, I heard some stories. What's the well, this was a situation some things? What did you eat? You don't hear nothing that. This is a situation where you told me that this girl was saying somebody. Oh but wait, Lauren, Lauren, are you seeing somebody right now? I'm not anybody? Is that a body? All right? So what do you want me to do that? Are we're supposed to take me to a most tavern? Oh? Yes, I still have my most gift cards? Yeah, my most tvern, not most tavern from the Simpsons. I'm talking. I have these mos. I have most Southwest Cryp gift cards. Lauren, you know you can call me, Lauren. You do know that you're calling in on a fantastic day right, very specially on this show. It's the fiftieth episode. In fact, in fact, I think bald Freak has wanted to celebrate the occasion. So wait, Lauren, call me sometime now. I don't got your number, Lauren? Can I put you on holding? Can I take your number? And can I set you up on a date, on a real date with bald Freak this time? Man, why are you pushing this? She wants to go out with bald Freak? Take a number. Have you seen a picture of Ballford? You know what he looks like. I think I've seen a few. I don't know recent pictures, but i've seen a few. Well, nothing's changed much. He does have a very tiny little Peter. He's a little tiny Peter and I pretty much looked like the same way I did about ten years ago. I would think, right right, let's forget about the Peter comment. You know that's not true. Taking care of business? A special song for our birthday? Well wait? Can we can? We thank Lourd for calling? Thank you Lauren, Thank you Lauren for calling. That was this the special guest? It was? It was trying. He was trying to remember when we had Chris Manzo on. I thought you would be a good fit with Chris Manzo. You should hear how that went, it wasn't the Beastie Boys. I thought we were having a big special guest today. That was. That was Lauren is a moment, Lulu Leavin, Lauren, Great, Lulu Levin Lauren. Uh Man, Lauren, thanks for hanging out with us. It's like a Thanksgiving float with a hole in it. Now, Lauren, I'm gonna put you on hold thought and we are going to set you on a date with Balfrey. He will definitely take you on a date and give you a T shirt. Thank you, Lauren, thank you. Oh this is my song? Yeah, yeah, he said, you said you I'm gonna do. I'm gonna write your house. Go ahead, gonna take the mica. He got ready singing on, come on, let's go. It's the Your Fair Show. Yeah, it's episode fifty. You can listen to a free you on Gotta be frifty. To my dad about the podcast, he said, so that's really nifty, and what the hell is a podcast? Skin re Jones had that controls making everything loud. He's my homie from Brooklyn, making Brooklyn Knights proud. Break Tea sits behind me. Man, that Dudo's always yelling a treat to read a shoot with all the words he's misspelling their show. The episode here show fifty episodes of off her show, but they got her defend something. They created the whole man, the bull freak every week with the mic in his hand, wrapping and singing, coming up with little jingles, coming up with fat rhymes that don't make their nuts tingle Oh yeah, man, nuts, Oh man, are they nuts? Every special kind of nuts? Nuts? We want fifty episodes and we still the book of guest Scary bringing curlies in so he can look at the press grade tea, leaving early, get a tattoo on his step, both free by the time until he's moving out West. Fifty episodes and not a single t shirt ing in gurly so we can all watch teeth for He loves a good cigar, but I prefer a TV. Scary doesn't want a Friday show because he's a diva. Because he's a diva. Because he's a diva. It's the episodes I'm saying, Scary, John, I'm speaking here. We go fifty episodes of the Old Fash Show. When we make it to a hundred, there ain't the way to know. Fifty episodes of the Old Fash Show. When we look into a merchant, we got a ways to go. If we do another fifth that we might have to do some like big Time Bothers about to turn show big You are great team to the Postal on the show fifty episodes, Time to sell a frank show skimming, great team, pull free doing out think no one else got a podcast. We're on More Guys six. No one else gotta flow showing off a blame blake. Nobody does it better than the three tags to take episodes of the Your Fair Shot when we take it to a hundred and ranging the way to go for the episodes of the Yourfair Show. When we make it to a hundred, we got always to come. If we do it on the fifty, we might have to do some boath like Big Time Bothers about to turn talk Bige shown great team the postbo The show Drifting episode is not the seller breakdown Today the next Seattle fifty episodes on the Bounce, You bro brot great bron How don't you bro bro bro Brock. You should have mixed that in. Bro was so great. Thank you, thank you very much. Give him the kids, get the kids, grab m my cos Brock. At some point that starts to get a little disconcerting. All right, well there you go. I did my I did my part, so goodbye. I was saying goodbye. That's it. That's a big finale. You always leave on a high, right, I don't think it's gonna get higher than that. You can't beat that, bro, What are you gonna offer now? That's more entertaining than the last two and a half minutes. How are you gonna do fifty one? I'm not writing another song. We're gonna bring it back home with social media feedback. Tomorrow's w Day? Then Happy Birthday? Where's my champagne? I love you now? Friend? Which won't be me? You just slatch me now? Just watch me. I can't some for you, the name for you? You won't you? Just watch me now