The Off Air Show - 'Our 1 Year Anniversary AKA The Feltzy Episode' - Ep.127

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Speaker 1: I'm walking out who dies on the show? Who die? Where? Who is by dat? We're a walking started top about? I don't even know like you do, and I actually do. What's going on? Wald? I cannot believe the biggest day the side? Hey, who don't play? I feel like I'm in Sunday sun I can't is it still? He's just Sunday on the biggest day of the show, and he's sitting there. I feel like I'm about to, like only communion. What's God? God? Please? What was that? Dude? Is that the way to begin the We not show what you agreed to? This? Nobody agreed? Don't they ever agree on anything? My dog? You say you can't. You can't bang the table bunds in the studio buttons for the bird doesn't like. He doesn't like your aggression and need to do I, for that matter, your birthday agree? What's the thing we plan on launching the show? We planned by starting with something festive, something crez there you have outrageous hit it something like gone the other thing? No, I don't know. That sounded pretty festive to me. Sounds even more first cliche. Hundred and twenty seven episodes April seventeen, two thousand and sixteen. To day is our one year anniversary. Today it's April of seventeen, two thousand seventeen. They said it couldn't be done. They said it shouldn't be done today, said it would never get done. He show. But today it's our freaking freaking birthday. It certainly is. It wasn't. I wasn't here for the first episode, so it's not my birthday. All fairheads and everybody. I want to hear your screen, everybody, Ronny do get sharing, gone making at me? Calm down, gotta dog, Steerie, Jo and Greg episode. And I think Ronnie don took a dump in the corner. No, no, I just took him out before the podcast. He had to get all this crap out before we did. He's shivering. He jumped into your arms. I brought him up here. But bull freak, you please tell the audience what is so significant about today? What is so popular about today? Why are you yelling so loud? You're scaring Ronnie's dog? Come on, are you kidding me? Round? Who's here? Ball freak? What is so big about today? My nuts? Come on me? What's so big about today? What is so big? About today. I'm stumped, dunfounded. Are you kidding me? I mean, if it's the birthday? You mentioned that like seven times around there, you go so big about today, that was the answer. Today is our anniversary, it's our birthday. Go straight, Jacklobe to every single off airhead out there listening right now, a big happy birthday, Jacklobe to you. That's right. I'm scary Jones. Yeah, tea with the loudass mouth through scaring bald freaks. Dog, I'm over here now, calmed down, Oh my god, and help it seriously to lower the volume. You know, you know you're loud. You know people have always accused me of running the levels loud for the show. But you're screaming louder than I can control. There's no way to be quiet on today's day. Today is a day where all the kings and queens stand tall. We all stand together. Who's the Queen? Who are the Queen's obviously hobbies are queen? And the kings and the court jester. We all stand together and we raise our off air show flag, and we are here when you put that flag in the moon. Today today is the day, that's right. It'll always mark the beginning April the seventeen one giant leap for the off a head. That's exactly correct. And guys, we sat in here in two thousand sixteen. It was just scary nice saying hello to you. We were introducing ourselves to a whole new world. We came up with new languages. It was a new day. Come on, music, give me, give me some beats, drop me some drop me some beats. Beat. Come on, man, you want to beat. Let's go give me some beats. What do you got for me? Come on, go go go go go. Yeah, scary, you got some music for me? Come on, off air heads, Come on, guys, I'm gonna give you a let's go give me something. I was gonna drop a beat of my mouth. Give me all the same by the script, give me something good. There we go. You're accusing bald Freak of playing the piano slowly before like a church music and now this song lyrics. We always the Affair show. The affair Heads to run down a list of all the greatest accomplishments that this show has done. What have we podcast are? The podcast is all? Come on, if we're gonna do that, listen, let's start out by saying this, what did we establish? Let's look back. What did we establish? This year? We established a world of the Affair Show. We celebrated one hundredth anniversary, a hundred episodes, and on Friday's we rested. We did rest. On Friday's wal freak, we discovered you were divorced, not once, not twice, not three times, seven times. You've been glad you finally got it right. It's ok here a full year to figure that out? Do you? Who were the first caller of of the Our first caller of the Affair Show was uh? Was it Susie Sirloin? No? It was Reese from California, Greece's pieces. She was driving around her in our convertible and she was calling you for a different reason. Where when you're on? Where is she now? That would have been a good idea to get her on. It would have been great. Whose fault is that we accomplished? Is it my fault? Captain Wack? We accomplished all fair football picks every Thursday we went for not every Thursday, almost almost every time. Maybe two thirds of the Thursdays. Okay, fine, two thirds, but we still did something that's incomplete season Listen, Remember I stuck my penis in your drink at Elvis's pool Park. That you're going to say something. I was trying to forget that. We had the trial of Panasonic Pete, did we not? Yeah that one? Oh yeah, that that guy resolved out. We accomplished a taking it to the streets where I mean people spelled spaghetti and they couldn't do it. Remember that. Yeah, the Highlights. You were a guest speaker of Mark Twain. But he would have done that without the podcast, right exactly. That has nothing to do with lost that one off the way. I don't have a Grandma Greeball freak on this. Suddenly, what about we we we? You took a pain the other day? We did share nose? We did? Did? Listen? Come on? Now we went to when we we? We lived through the Cleveland and the Cuppies, the world series everybody did but still lived through And what did it just happen in our world? Okay? Then we established our backwards language of lugs and youngs. But he stole that from somebody else. That was my fraternity language. Listen, what about what about Jack alone? That was? What about Jacolbine? When the hell is it Jack alone. Can we tell everybody? A year later, we still don't even know what the hell is it we made? We made a deadpool, and nobody's died in the dead pool. You've noticed that. Come on, now, we we had a spelling being and I lost a spelling be to your nephew. We did that. That was cool thing. I'll give you that one. You hosted a bikini contest with Rob Gruntkowski. How about did did with the off air show? I broadcasting live from the Bahama. He's on the phone day, he's cutting deals, Lucy talking to now. I don't know how he knows he's talking. He's probably cutting a deal. I mean, didn't we do a lot? Didn't we do a lot? We did a lot. I got a list of things we didn't do, which is much longer than your list. We want to revisit what we didn't do. This is the kind of day. Why do we want to revisit because it's part of the fabric of the podcast? Empty promises? Right, Okay, fine, go ahead, give me some empty promises. Well, we said we were gonna do DJ Mick Show on Friday's, or even attempt to Friday Show. We've never done a Friday show a whole year, not once. We never got you wanted. Ken Jennings from The Jeopardy Champion on the podcast That Never Happens Jennings, that my responsibility he's texting now, right, was that my way? Once you starts snapchatting, we el something arrived for us and I'm trying. I'm calling the downstairs security. So the letter bomb, don't even joke about that? What else? Asking if it is? I'm not like every positive line? What every positive item on our list? There's gotta be negative? Okay? What else? What else? Did you only gave me like two positive? So I'm already way ahead of you. We never went to Carluccio's never did. I mean, I'm still willing to do that. I'm right now, beyond right now. Yeah, we're supposed to list funny best man speeches. How can we do that? You know what? I feel like we are a show full of empty promises And the reason for that, and quite honestly is because we uh, we we talk a lot, We we think out loud. We have meetings on the air, and we shouldn't be having meetings on the off air show all forget you know again, I'm gonna try to stop you for every one item you give me that we didn't do, I'm gonna give you something we did. I don't know if this is necessarily a bad thing, but you said you were going to get a proctology exam on the podcast that never happened, that we should put that on I never got. I mean, this is the danger in having on air off air meetings, because when you do that, you hold yourself to a higher authority than you know people like We'll wait a second. What happened to the T shirts? You talked about T shirts? When I when I said in the very beginning, we should not have ever talked about the T shirts on the podcast. That should have been a surprise. Listen. Okay, I'll give you that, But I think that we also we we came up with a good song. Remember that girl Julie swung? Oh that was girl Julie. Of course, a great song we came up. We still wants me to follow her on Instagram. There you go. I mean, no offense. Did be something else that we didn't do? We didn't well, we didn't drop drip hot wax on your nipples. Yet we were going to do a wedding that was a big thing, or we could pause for a second. This is silly. What do you you mean? What about MONI can we discovered? We should we be talking about the things that we wanted to accomplish that we didn't as I want year anniversary, it's called growth. Growth. Is this celebratory? I'm really proud of the items that we did as do. Okay, so now let's get into those. But there's much more. Go ahead, ball freak one else, Yeah, you got great. Team wanted us to eat soap, liquid soap. We never gat the soap. Why did we do that? This Constantine Marulus on the freak scary? You're supposed to do that? Team? Why do you look at the mid for this is after promise? They go into live on. We never got each other Christmas gifts. We suppose I was gonna get you a cigar and never did that. I gave you a cavil, I gave you a caslet. I was way after Chris isn't awful list guys? What else? Did ever shave your eyebrows? Of course that's that's that's a big glaring one. By the way, Elvis Durant said, we're never sing we're never shaving. I'm not saying why we didn't do it. I'm just saying why didn't do it? And I got more, but I'll just give you one more, and that's a big one. What one. We never went worse the first worse the first. That doesn't mean I know where we went wound up, but we definitely let's talk abo those numbers back. Can we talk about the things that we did do? Give me some of the things. What do you think you you stomp them? Go back at the ball three? Well frequently counted that by saying that we did say that. Correct, he was gonna wash the men's room toilets, and I did, and he did give me, give me a bell, give me the bet. I'm gonna give you a little thing. You call that a wash. So the day that we said we were gonna wear high heels, we were talking about the Bachelorette were high. Although we didn't do it for the whole season, we did it once. That counts. Yes, we did him the show. Greg t had to buy someone and send them flowers. Remember the head he promised in Texas? Now true, the first two times he promised he didn't come through. But once she ratted him out and threw him under the bus water flowers. He did buy the flowers, found the floors than Dallas, Texas, and I sent her flowers. We once tried a game called it Happened in Alaska? How about that? Remember that? No, I don't actually I hear for that was I conscious only the Eskimos heard that episode? Maybe that was what a missing episode number? Oh yes, we did share notes. We didn't even do a whole episode. We did share no share notes. Actually a pretty you know, it's gotten a pretty big feature. Actually, I think she's also finally come in here to get share Eskimos, she's back from Mexico. We did share Mexico's share Mexico's hold on. What else do we else? I got more for you both freaking We played a game called Skittle in the middle. Remember that we heary number He spot him on a chair and all these lasting we threw the skittles in his mouth, the true staying power of every We also had social media feedback. Yeah, what about some of the guests that we had on the show, scary give us some of the guests. Let me give you a new bed today. Come on, one of my favorites. We had Panasonic Pete who later became l G P. That's right, that doesn't count. He's a guest. Who else yelling? Danielle Yellow Dan yelling Dane yell is a guest employees employees here employ Lauren about how about that when they're ball free? You didn't take her out? Why do you take us? Nobody gave me the most tavern gift cards. We're supposed to do it together. I'm gonna we still have most tavern gift cards coming back in a big way. Most Tavern, And don't call them most tavern, it's most south, most drill, right, they will correct you. As bachelorette, Nicoll was on with us in the very beginning, we talked about Bachel's right. Remember we wanted to find out more about wine Wine Somalia pastor Somalia. David David Hunt. He's gone City Winery run Chelsea Winefauld and he's gone Chelsea Wina and he's gone. He doesn't work there any Okay, that's a great story. What about But it doesn't matter. He's still on our podcast. Christian Manzo and his children's book. Chris Manzo was on with Theo Rossi from what was that show? Teens of Anarchy and he's also now on Luke Cage. We also had Mike Burke from The Ninos and episode LFO came up here and performing. Yes, Jeff Timmans from Degrees called it. We had a j r. Our very first musical guest. What episode was that? How about that friendship? Rachel came in with her college cheese russipiece. How can we forget stass? She came up twice twice? So much good questions right there? Which celebrities stop by the show twice? She's from vander Puff Rules and Sammy Sweetheart was in studio from James y'all face, that's right, bald freak? How about that ball for comedian Natalie Friedman? Now impressions? Now cats got your tongue there? Dr Fatlaws came in an episode, Yes we did? How about that? Yeah, Sir Ivan and the muscle Maker grilled guys. Remember when they had to push up contest? Well freaking now he's sitting yeah, yeah, yeah, What do you got to say now? Huh you're silent? Huh in your face? Bitch? Are you done? You want me to stick buttons on you just say so. Now listen, can we move forward? Is our anniversary show. We want to keep things on the up and up, so let everything go told, lazy gentlemen. Here are some voicemails left by the affair heads. Yeah, Jack Lobe. Hey is Sier Gore from making Georgia the Duchess of the o S We made it one year strong? How are you all set in? Heay? Wait for us from making anout of five ten years? Hey guys, this is Marie and Dan, just popping in to say what's top? Is the VP of the off Fair Show cabinet. Um, I wanted to wish you guys a awesomely happy anniversary. UM super excited. I'm popping in from New York, Delaware and just want to give you all a shout out. Love you Jack. Hey, all Fair Show. I just wanted to wish you a happy birthday. I've been listening since day one. This is Melissa from New Jersey Melrose three twenty on Twitter. I've talked to you guys on Twitter and you have an amazing army that we've actually become friends and just want to wish you a happy birthday. With many many more checkoub their show Army. This is a basic like a a Rennigate experiment from Twitter from brothern, New York. I just wanted to get the big shout out to all the yaks out there, uh at the one year anniversary. You guys are doing a great job. Keep up the great work and we're all here for you. Um that's pretty much about here. Hey, out their Army. This is Jennifer ye Barness of the Affair Council. I'm wishing everyone um a happy one year. You know, here's to you know, more more birthdays and more anniversaries, more Shenanigan and Jackalobe. I'm so happy that we've made it one year. Hey, this is Christina from Atlanta. I love you guys, I love your show. Happy anniversary, Jacolo. Hey, o A S Army. This is Jordan's from Austin, Texas, your international representative in the Council. I just want to say happy one year to the O A F. This is the best podcast ever and we have the best army ever in the world. Everybody, have a good one year. Jaclobe. Hey, this is my from Farmington, Went COO and I am a big fan off so I want to list you guys a big Cassie anniversary. What's up off hair heads. This is Diana from Vermont, Uh, happy anniversary off hair show and Jaclobe Jacalo. Guys, it's Felsie in the house. Why is to say such an honor to actually, you know, to get a chance to meet see And I brought a special cake up to you guys, just to show the appreciation for all the hard work you do and the last you give all of us every day when you do uh some on the air. So I just wanted to say happy when your anniversary and hopefully we have a hundred more years of this and we're right behind you guys. Jackalon Hey um, is that the right first lady Um of the Affair Nation's fiance to Omar July Um shout out to the Affair So you guys are freaking amazing and you always make my day. Hey, this is Omar a k A l President Day. I want to wish the youngs a happy anniversary. We are from Philadelphia. We love all you all, fair heads, everybody that's on Facebook, Twitter, everybody that joins in, we love you all. We appreciate everything. I love you yus. That's pretty A voice that is pretty good. I may bust everybody's shops, but in all sincerity, that's very cool. Like that in spite of you and you that's pretty cool. I think it's quite of rety. Absolutely, they love me and I love them. And then as you guys, yeah, you know so much for your love. I didn't see I'll be calling in that I love her and I'm spoken. So look who just walked in in the studio ten shades darker, fifty shades and brown got her sexy music playing that Share noses here here to celebrate our one year guy, and look she doesn't come at the hand, and look what she brought us? Would you get there? Share? We got a little battle of the party starts here for the celebrations, and that was amazing, by the way, the shout out by all the fans. Relations did you just say that to make sure you're what is the what is the party start up? It's a bottle of ship. This is a limited edition bottle of Shandon Champagne. It is marked the party starts here, and I felt it was extremely perfect for this podcast. I love that and it matches your your nail polish, your French manicure, and I love French tan with the bronze. Yeah, I'm bound. We're making your Monday happy. Count. If I wasn't married, I swear even happy happy episode fifty, I'd be all over this, all over this. Thank you for the champagne. You're gonna really waste that crap on us. Yeah, we're popping bottles with this, with this amazing cake that's in the studio. Hello, Yeah, what's going on with this stor what's the story behind the cake? Because you walked up here with this cake on your hands. One of our off air heads, the fabulous fan Yeah felt Felsie dropped off this amazing cake for us at the studio today, which was so great. He put our faces on this cake on their ball freak, even your faces on the don't eat it if you notice, though, Greg T's face some unbelievable. I mean, at least space the rest of us have heads and shoulders and stairs in a bikini. You're a bikini. I'm gonna tell you that's the most flattering picture of me that I've never seen. A teeny both freak. But but I gotta tell you Greg T's head is just a big fat head, no neck. He's got no neck. He's just a big fat unbelievable. This is a big Head's definitely a head that this will be on Instagram later on. And he made the logo with us. But wait a second, Felsy, isn't he from Delaware? He did, He is from Delaware. He drove all the way up here over again. I drove it up for three hours this morning. Guys, he drove in to see us and drop off this cake. Just for the level unbelievable, unbelievable. What you got, you got, It's unbelievable by ms, it is. It is kind of unbelievable. What is the cake made? Made a second and even making this cake though, guys, I mean this is a custom cake. He took time out to get our pictures off of one of our Instagram I think face pages. He put this on the cake and had this custom made for us with our logo. This is just an amazing thing. Don't closs over the fact that this this wasn't just done at random bakery. Hey called it in order and be done with it. The guy went through great lanes and it will be shown on Twitter later and on Instagram and on our Facebook. I'm gonna put something up there and I love you, thank you, and I think we should dedicate this to Felzi. Absolutely felt. This is for you, Felz. Actually episode will be known as the Felts episode. Baker Cake to get an episode. He didn't bake it, No, but I mean, look with the time and energy he actually, I mean, how much does this cost? That's what I'm saying. This is not a ba An effort is very nice, but this effort is even more ridiculous. This is like above and beyond. This is I mean taking our pictures going to a bakery having them make this cake. I mean, this is a big chic cake too. This is not again, I thought you said something else if ca all right, so if he buys a cake, he gets the episode named after himself. How do you pay a guy back? I say, if he bakes a cake, give him that the whole podcast. Maybe it's the All Felt show, the Felt Well you know what. He already just left us a voicemail as well. Off the air Heads did something behind our back. They're now trying to act as producers of the podcast. Oh my god, wow, going behind our back, calling up record labels, Oh my god, arranging for interviews record label. I just found this out. I got a text message to my cell phone about five minutes ago when the phone rings on the studio hotline, please pick it up. Clive Davis calling in. I want to so special shout outs to OMAR, President OMAR and Vice president Marine Dan. They scheduled an interview for us. They got a guest on the show as a surprise for us. I don't know what's going on here, but all I know is this there on this line right here. Hello, guys, are you there? Yes, we are. Hello? Do we do we know? Do we know you? Why? Hey, guys, Hello, congratulations guys on the one year adversary. That is unbelievable. Yo j R. This is Jay, This is Jack. It's Adam Jack and right because I know the guy. Thanks guys for glowling in. That's this is crazy. Absolutely we want to thank you. I feel like we were one of the first performances on your show, so that is so cool. You don't have to think that you were. You were the first performance on the show. Listen. Hey, by the way, thank you very much for being there. You guys were on episode fourteen on the show, which is great. And now you've got a hold, you got wait your your new song just got added to ZE one hundred, so that's gotta be great. It was crazy, had been kind of like a lfeblung goal hard having talk had it nice? What's up Ryan? What's going on? Man? Hello? How's it going? Dude? I am so pumped up for you guys. This is so awesome that he called into which is which? Just a happy anniversary man. Thank you so much and honestly, thank you for spending time with us on the show. This is crazy. First of all, thank you for coming on. I mean this is you're another repeat guest of ours. We only Stassi from vander Pump Rules has been on board. Now, that's really nice. You guys called in. Thank you Remember when you played can we I want to play a clip of the I Know what You're Not. We're not on that record now anymore, but I'm not famous when the you guys did it live on our show. I want to play I'll tell in the meantime. Tell us about the new single to town. So we have a song called Week and it's it's been doing pretty well. It's has a hundred fifty million streams on Spotify. It's pretty insane for us because we made the entire record in our living room. We just wrote it, produced and recorded here. So to watch the numbers go up like that, Wow, that's an accomplishment. Yeah, it's been very cool. And so we're we're touring now. We we just finished our first headline tour um about a month ago and the whole tour sold out, which was pretty crazy. So we announced another leg of the tour and uh, those tickets are on sale now. It's like twenty more shows around the country. How can people go for that? Brothers dot Com slash Tour JR Brothers dot Com slash Tour, if you want to ticket to see them somewhere around the country. It goes to show you what you know, a lot of pressverance can do. Is the presseverance. Am saying it right. I don't know if everybody knows Jr's backstory, you know, but but like you know, they were they were dropped from a record label, and then they fought back when they had nobody like supporting them. Now everybody's on their tip, that's right. And now and now not only are they resigned to a great new record label, but now they've got backing and support and now Z one hundred you know, the end a ble of radio stations is now added their songs. True, are you really Yeah? Yeah, a hundred percent. And now like such, I'm saying so like, if you're an independent artist and you've got that determination, let a j R. Be somebody that you can follow in their footsteps. This is what it takes to really, you know, don't let so many doors get get closed in your face. You just keep on pushing those doors open and eventually you're gonna make Here's by the way, here's a little clip of that song week coming soon to a radio station near you. Start playing it already. I liked you with the Greg Tea and passion speech over. I love keeping you know what. Everybody should have confidence in theirselves like that. That's awesome. Keep pushing and do what you want to do. Yeah, Greg, I think you're absolutely right. I think it's the easiest thing in the world could give up. And I think like on this path, in this industry, they're in failure. That's right. What you have to do is give any advice turn that failure into more drive and more Yeah. Instead of feeling bad for myself I'm gonna go write another song. I'm gonna get really good at song right and can produce thing um and kind of turn it into a motivation for yourself. You're seriously now, this is this is definitely the success story that that we want to see people struggle. You know, you're down, you get up, you wipe the dirt off, and you keep going and you come back stronger than before. And I do believe there's a narrative there for a lot of people in life, tons of people and you know, you know, some people we know, you know, fame was just handed to them, you know, but it doesn't work like that for most of us. You know, guys, lots of luck on the tour. You were already on the Elvis Durrant Show, but they had they had you guys. We had you guys on the Elvis Durrant Show after we had you on this episode on episode fourteen. This was the clip from that day when they performed live on the off air show and that all hat didn't know. I'm not famous. I'm not famous. I'm not famous. And we we were, you know, on a shoestring budget and making it sound good and you guys, it was all you. It was all you guys. That was on Famous of course week the new single check it out on iTunes, downloaded, and uh it's A j R. Brothers dot com splash events for anywhere that the A g R Brothers might be performing around the United States. Thank you, thank you. I want to hear from you guys. What has this last year been like? Like, well, how's it been going? Tumultuous? You know what, it's almost been the same set thing. There's so many podcasts that are going on underneath the Elvis Durrand umbrella, and we've been able to kind of you know, surface to the top and and uh, we're enjoying successes and it's our first year and we've done really well, a lot better than we really thought. Um and uh, you know what, honestly, we are going to follow in your footsteps and every time that you know, people close doors on us, we're gonna keep on pushing through. A matter of fact, I think we have another big announcement coming up in just a little bit regarding our podcasts and iTunes, which is great as well. Yea, And we are definitely motivated here that we have the right attitude success. Thank you. Guy. Guys, thank you so much. Nice have a great afternoon together, a wonderful evening. Do you believe that are we getting signed? We're getting signed to a new record. Yes, that's finally Dan. They set this up behind our backs to surprise. That's insane. First of all, who does that? Does that? I don't know. We have some crazy off fair nation. I have to say, the offairheads, you are very loyal. I have to admit that's cool. I need you, Gregg Tea for a second. We have a bit of a problem because things don't go smoothly at every turn. Uh, you know here on the offair show. We do have a major announcement right now. I'm calling C three p O, the president of podcasting. But here's the thing. He texted me. Okay, guys, I woke up this morning with no voice. Of course, come on, this is a fair show. There has to be another turn. Yeah, so let's see if we can u he's texting me back. He might be oh, oh he's on a call right now. He's aren't the George you're looking for. Okay, he's not going to be able to He's not going to be able to call us right now. Move along, but we we can make the announce He wants us to make the announcement on his behalf. First of all, he's just listening on a conference call. And uh, he's listening to a conference call right now, and he doesn't have any Should we just should we just tell everybody you might as well make the big announcement. I'll tell you he's got no sound effects today. It's the big anniversary show. Greg tear dun. We gotta make sound effects with our mouth. Dune dune, dune, Ladies and gentlemen. There was a bird. I don't know what about what I think they know what drink? Let's drink girls, children. Yeah, we've been waiting for a full year. We put the ask out November. You put your ass out. We put the ask out, you schmuck. They're ruining the announcement. We put the ascout to the C three PO the president of podcasting way back when. And what did we ask. We had one ask of him and asked us to get to get him to get us on iTunes and is a gentleman, boys and girls, children of all ages, and that asshole going by cock in the background. It has come to fruition. The president of Podcasting has come through. We are now officially on iTunes. I mean, I'm practically crying here. I'm practically why do you face palming? I mean, I am crying. I can't believe that. I mean, this is not the way you envisioned this announcement to go down. No, I didn't envision this like that. But I mean, I can't believe how far we've come. This is pretty amazing, how far we've fallen. Wow, I mean, this is is this really for for real? Look, so now you can get the podcast on iTunes as well, today, yesterday available. In fact, it's a massive trophy for our birth. In fact, the entire year's worth of episodes actually we have. Uh I think from May on you can get all the podcasts we've done, and they're all available on iTunes. I think from episode five on. I don't know what happened with the first twenty, you know what, I feel like, I feel like, you know. So, so Elvis gave us, you know, the blessings to start this podcast, and we did that, and then, you know, all of a sudden, after so many episodes, you know, I Heart came to us and I Heart said, you know what, the products good enough, we're gonna host it on I Heart. And then we were still in this little, tiny little river there, you know, and all of a sudden the river opened up into the ocean, and now here we are on the right. But here's what we need from off their heads. If you're listening to this podcast right now, even you do get it on iHeart Radio, and that's great, and you do might get it on Elvis durand dot com and that's awesome too. But if we want to stand on iTunes, we need everybody to subscribe to our podcast. There well, so true. Now, so do search off Air Show on I go to iTunes, or go to your iPhone and go to the pod the native podcast app. It's the regular native podcast that that comes with your phone on Top of the World Today, and subscribe. Do a search for off Air Show. You'll see how big as purple logo come out. Yeah, and then hit the subscribe b. That's right, wolf freak big. Yes, you keep saying that's right. You should say it ten more times, wull freaks, you're right big because we hear you the first five times. Now you continue to talk over that's like, it's like so here's the thing. But we need to we need to do we need to do go a step further that, okay, as we need everybody out there, and they're big asses to not only download and subscribe to the Affair Show podcast, I need everybody to also write a review because the night, the more reviews we have, the more we go up in popularity, the more Apple will see that nation has this under control. The heads. If you have a negative review for us, I'm okay with that. There. Here's here's our first negative review. Here's the first review. Does this and I talk everybody when I mean, honestly, is that negative appause he doesn't ask of you from your Now, let me get this straight. Yes, if we don't get enough subscriptions, they they'll take it away. It's not gonna look good. We know that it's not a good look. We want a good look. But not only that. Listen, we have here's the thing. But said moms were hinting that like they'll take it away because Garry, don't you know that when you speak? Okay, Baltfrey takes every single word that you say and he believes it. It's you know what. It reminds me a lot of my wife trash. It's more cars. Okay, there's no there's no like understanding what you're saying. It's very black and white. So Bold Freak only believes in the black and white. That's it, and it's his damn is Sellers. I'm gonna play some Peter Cotton Tail for you. Oh my god, please don't, please don't stuff and Bold freaking just shut up right now the anniversary buddy, shut up right, Okay, this is supposed to be a glorious moment. This is typical for the hundredth episode, one year episode, one episode. Okay, so, so the truth, the truth of matter is shut up, Frank, I don't do that. No, I kind of want the carroc crutch and going on in the background, really keep going, so okay, I'm actually parts Wow. That's right. You got to go to the podcast app, the native podcast on your phone. And this is important. I need everybody to do this, and I need you to go there. I need you to listen. Obviously, subscribe the subscribe button, and then leave us a review. All the podcasts are reviewable between one and five stars. Be honest about it, tell us how you feel, write a nice review, give us a star rating. You know they're not gonna going to be five stars. There'll be five stars. Well whatever it is. Some people might give us one star, and that's fine too. But the point is I want a lot of reviews. I want to coverage that. I want to see a lot of Okay, so give us five. We're motivated, we're confidence. We show them love and we want the love backs. Correct, that's exactly show us your love, as much love as possible. We want a lot of reviews and a lot of stars if we can. Okay, lots of stars. You do know if you know stars, thinking when is that film coming out? You're supposed to be there's other things up my sleeve though, Okay, that's not wearing. If you're not going to give us four or more stars, then just don't even bother the review. And why would you talk Let's let's talk about that for a quick second. We're talking about the product. Have you ever done, as any of you done the product review? What have you reviewed? What about albums? Okay? Products I bought on Amazon? Okay and Amazon? Really what kinds of things have you um? By the way, if you have misoponia, did you see how that work? There? Ball freak. Scury asked the question that we all stood back, and then you answered, you see that, so somebody asks nobody talked on top of it. You understand that must be nice when you actually see the right. That's how it works. That's how it works. You can just you know, it's in your headphones. You go, oh, wait, person are you speaking? Let me down? Yeah, write down day less than number one radio one on one. When person A speaks, that means that all the all the other players takes about it. If you have so ponia right now, you're probably already tuned out of this podcast. You have that. You know what mean so phony is? That is the fear of people chewing you actually are are physically disgusted by it. We had one person I remember, I'm sorry, let's off, let's get on something. Hell okay, yeah, a long time. So you talk about your product reviews. What have you reviewed? And what are you honest about it? Er five stars for the help, But I only give positive reviews. Why give negative reviews unless you're very angry about something? And I can understand why people would be very angry about People do that. On trip advisor's just gonna say trip advised this is not a destination. Well, I guess it isn't a lot. We are a journey. We are a journey ahead. So what have you? What have you reviewed? Know? Who the hell can? There's what I reviewed. I'm just saying, like, if you're gonna review this podcast, then you don't want to give us a positive review, then thank you very much. Let's move on. That's really nice. You're welcome. I'm trying to help you out, Greg to you know, I can't believe that on our birthday that this is the kind of birthday party that we're having. This is the worst birthday party ever. It really is. Take the party starts here and then this. I am really I'm honestly, it's becoming a problem. What's good? What's the problem. The problem? Scary is that this is not the kind of party that I ever imagined. Well, I was about to go into Pony. I thought we were Ronnie was gonna do a strip tease for us. No, no, nobody wants to see that. Okay, why don't you tell us what you were expecting then, because nobody knows. I was expecting fireworks, I was expecting laughter, I was expecting fun and all I got today was yelling and screaming at each other. You know this has been going on. There's a whole entire time. I thought, maybe today screaming, maybe today we could have a better time. I'm having a good time on Sunshine. Tried you we do have champagne. You can cry in your champagne if you want. I'm trying. And now now he's playing Strooper music May because I'm gonna dress and I was like, I was hoping clothes were gonna come up one way. And he's trying to cheer the saddest clown up and trying anything that happens that Christmas. What is that called? Well? It all started when when? When? Not know? It all started when C three p O, the president of podcasting, didn't have a voice and he made me make his announcement. I'm like, dude, this is your stage, you're shining light. You gotta go. You gotta make this announcement for us. And what did he say? He didn't answer, He didn't say he texted me back. He said, he texted me. I said, you want to whisper, you could whisper the announcement, but he was on a conference call. Just want to let you know, real business and take care of exactly. That's right. No, no, he has he he was on a conference call. It's cute, and we thank you very much for that. Can you Lord of the music, Scary, because today it reminds me of this song Leslie Go It's my party and I'll cry if I want to. Hold on a second, I'm gonna cute this thing back up, Hold on a second, hold on, here we go while you while you crying because I'm crying. You're crying. You would cry too if this was your show too. I wait to laughter the podcast. Oh my god, I gotta tell you. I thank you Schriff for bringing your champagne. I thank rich Felds for bringing in the cake. I thank all the author heads for calling in. I thank you Scary for trying to get uh you know, CP three on the phone and and making the announcement run iTunes. I thank a j R. And you know, so the podcast today is gonna end with a fizzle? Is that? What is that? Where we're going with this? This has been honestly the best podcast and the worst podcast all rolled into one. Well, this is the off air show. That's what we're about. Unpredictability. This is Greg Tea. Should we just all slowly walk out of the room and leave him here with the song? Maybe that's how the podcast, that's how we're ending today. Can I take the cake to black? No? No, no, here we go? All right, I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I'm going first, Thank you both. I mean, this is really bad. He walked out of the room. And what caused that the carrots crunching in the background was that part of this is honestly the worst podcast ever imagined on our birthday. I think we should should I think I should leave and you should leave, and we should just lect great Tea in the podcast by leaving to his own devices. Let him sing leslie gore to himself, I'm going to Okay, we're leaving. Okay, you can have a final moment with the audience with today. Here we go, off heads, yep, off fair heads. It's just me and you guys sitting here by ourselves. It's a very sad day. Yep, yep. I'm forgetting that this day ever existed.