The Off-Air Show - 'Old Business New Business' - Ep.61

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Speaker 1: Allow Show, Show Show, Everybody Show. Elvis Durrand presents The off Air Show is Scary Jones and Greg Tea and the show sixty one, Yeah it is. It's scary and great Tea and the ball freak on the shiss O Sisso what is the shizo? I don't know the show, don't you nizzo that we're trying to go from worst to first? Here we got, um, how's that working out? Next week, I'm gonna give you a list everybody that's in front of us and I'm behind us. We need numbers. We see how we're pasting By next week, I'm telling you I have not today, but tomorrow I'm gonna plan on talking to someone that has in charge the I Heart Radio podcast, and I'm gonna see if he had him a knock on his door, and I'm gonna see if you can give me a list, which you should be able to right you in there? You know you do you even know who to talk to? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, he told me who the guy I got A guy he got was a guy who was a guy. I got a guy mood lighting. I got moodlighting like this We're gonna make out now. Not because you know what I'm not a fan of. Yesterday there was too much energy in the room. Why you want to bring down the energy? Energy? I like energy, I love I love it. But the screaming of the shouting has got to stop. So I read an article. Then if you lower the lights in a room, yeah, that you you actually lower the energy slightly, so we could bring it back to a normal level if the lights are low. Captain Jones, Captain Hook, what is the pirate kin wax? So he thinks that if the lights come down, that is going to come down. Think what I was getting out? What happens to read between the lines. I actually think he's kind of right, because I walked in the studio, I sat down and I felt like it was a bummer, Like I didn't feel very excited today the effect we want? But even said scared, I go, I go scared what happened to the lights? And this is this is ridiculous. So I likes the lights are better this way. In fact, I like this. I'm gonna I'm gonna have the lighting system a little wall. Memorize this setting. We have electronic we have digital lights, so acknowledge everything. There's a setting for every studio. You could have like seven different presets. So we're gonna make this the affair show preset. What do you guys think? No, I gas not down. I don't think this is hard. He's subtly hinting that he's not down with the lighting with subtle well forgiving a song with the lights. Here's some of the lights. What do you feel like? You know? It's a great song? Was Billy Joel reran a song I saw the lights go out on Broad? Lights go out on Broad? Oh yeah? When when I hear the word, I think of the Llie Goulding song lights give me that, give me that one by the lights? Oh yeah, this is much better than Billy Jones. I gotta be honest, it's more relevant. I'll think that you stuck in the seventy you know, you know what he's like a christ? No one Billy knows that something. Billy'all they really don't know. Where here to educate them is that they know this song. They do know the song. I know where does she say lights? My mind? Where it's coming up? It's coming up? Where does she say lights? I can wait ten seconds and it goes with her voice, her tunes show that Yeah, all right, I'm sucking and she goes away, he goes you got there? No, I mean, but honestly, your mind should go to more um current pop culture references that are current. No, I agree. Why don't you charge of my mind? Why do you immediately immediately like, go to Billy Joel, that's the boss of my mind because he's an icon? Is an icon? Yes, I get this. Why he's like, why do we go to day? Why do we go to the whole? I don't want to be mentioned. I don't have to be mentioned every show. Speaking of The Who yesterday. When we left our show yesterday, that song was in my mind so much I downloaded it. You better know you better, you better bet by the Who? Dude. I must have played that on repeat times yesterday the whole ride. I was driving home. Better at your video selfie while I was in the middle of my right said the word in my mind and I think of Ivan Gow and Phoenix Paul. What is that? Why does he do this? Sowell? We get playing the club that we You and I don't go to great this this guys great show? JP did watch ballow key of commercial in mine? In mind? Where we are James love Ship. Where do you listen to this your apartment? Listen to this one? Don't you remember the three Kia Gerbils? Remember the key of commercial last summer? We remember the commercial freaks? Right? Where do you listen to this song? You listen to it on BPM on serious sex? Where where are you physically in your world when this is on? Like? Are you like clicking your toes in your living room? And this is on in his car and the thing I'm driving. He's got the beamer, he's got the top down, he's got your ship trying to blast the shore. Yeah, I see. You deny the energy of a song like this. It's the frenetic into scary. Go you drop when you're ready, free to one your live go chicken? Where? Man, this is what I've been missing. I don't say that the low light. You're going to give us low energy? Yes, seriously, well you ruin that by playing that ship. Listen. I'm just don't call don't diss my music. When I say ship, I mean I like dude m as well and I crank it up as well. But there's a given time like Friday nights, Saturday nights, Like that's what I'm gonna be listening to it. But like right now when we're recording the podcast, not happening. Most people listen to this afterwork on they're driving home and they need some energy, they need music like that. We knock on the guys the door tomorrow and say, hey, can you tell us when most people you're listening to this? We should Today on the show, we have some old business, new business, and of course social media feedback is coming up and just a little bit Okay, hey it's Wednesday. Isn't that what we do on Wednesdays? Do we have any structure to what we do on any given day? Good point, but Wednesday? No? But when's that? We're trying to keep structure. Yesterday Scary was talking about it. Then there's no structure here. We're gonna build a structure. Yeah, social is coming. By the way, you had some quite a bit of m quite a bit of feedback on your conversation yesterday, Greg t You know, we really did. We got a lot of people that had something to say about it, about the girl that hooked me up, give me the number. A lot of people had something to talk about But anyway, share was it here? She gave her gave you a piece of her mind. Yes, you know, I really enjoyed having share here, and I think that we came up with a really nice, cool uh a new segment called Share Nose, and I think we should bring it back and next week we should the same thing. I think we got it. We need to Share Nose. I'd like it. I don't like the name of it, but it's not It's not that I don't like just hanging out with you guys. It's just that, you know, every now and then, it's nice to have a girl in here. It really is. What's up with you? Man? What's new? Hang out? The button down shirt where your sleeves rolled up? Yeah, you know what. I tried. The listeners said to fold the sleeves before I put them in my before I put it on my body, and I got my arms stuck in the sleeves this morning. It didn't work out, so I just did it the old fashioned way. And as you can see, it's a big old mess. It is a little bit messy, but you're starting to get hanging. But I can see you're starting. You're really getting into it. But that's it's only messy if you stare at it. I mean most people don't stare at your arms, not so much how it looks as much as how it feels. I kind of like you have to get Yeah, I wanted to feel flushed against my my massive popeye forearms over here. It's just not you're gonna try to do this on the podcast. It's like it's like braces, you know how, you know, you just get used to them after a while. Then you don't realize you're in your mouth after a week a long time since ever braces sing with the shirt you you forget that. It's it's hurting the arms. Is my watching the way my beautiful kind of cold watched you love song undone? Yeah, I did that in a clothing store. Great tea, you have to go sorry, you know what, there was a top you know what. There was a time there was a store called Stacks and I used to go and I used to uh, I used to fold t shirts that stacks What the hell is stacks it? So I'm just gonna be like commentary here. Alright, so the watch is not in a way. No, you're good, Okay, start down at the bottom. That's all right, that's your cuff, right first, cuff. Then you come again, cuff again, lucky guy. A lot of cuff going on. Then you come again, then again, third cuff. I've done. You've done all the same thing that you've done. Move my hands around, very nice. I've done it right now, you know. But it's too neat. It's too neat. Now you're at your fourth fold. Now, fourth folds. Isn't that enough? That? No, Greg doing it wrong. It's making it too neat. It's too neat. That's fifth fold. Now that's five folds. There you go. Yeah, but it's supposed to be a little crushed, come on, supposed to have a little distressed. Look. That looks it's it's too much two weeks like I lost six pounds. It looks too even. Now you get yourself a tattoo and you put it right there on your forearms. What do you get my next tattoo? I had just had to change my plans. I was supposed to get it on Tuesday, uh, September the I think it was Tuesday, you know, seriously, Tuesday, the twentie So I called um, I called Danny, Yes, I called Tattoo Day. The Broadway Tattoo Lounge in South amboy and on the seven is when he's gonna do it. You want him to do live on on the Affair Show. I would love to see it. Yeah, it's gonna take a long time, though it was okay with that. I'll ask him, I'll say, what are you getting? No, it's all gonna be well, I'm gonna get no on the left arm, I'm getting these numbers six and then the thirteen, and I have a couple of things around the six thirteen. I'm getting it's got a numbers, explain birthday. That's my birthday exactly, and then I'm gonna, you know, then just to remind you, Hey, my birthdays on sixteen. Wrong, that's the day I came alive. And I think it's really important you remember everything. On the podcast, he said, that's the day I fucking came alive. That's right, and listen, I just think I just think that, you know what, it's very important that we should all recall the day that we came alive and somehow embrace that day and be positive and being confident in yourself and what you've accomplished in your life. And that's why I want to recall them, because there's a lot of times that I forget about some of the successes in the world that I've had, and I put myself down. And you shouldn't be hard on yourself like that. You should be hard on yourself in a constructive way, but not in a in a in a in a destruct in a destructive constructive criticism. We can all use that exactly as That's what I'm saying. So that's the significance of the six yeah, because I just it's time for me to embrace who I am and the things that I've done and reflect on that. But I need and if I need to always reflect that that's the day I came alive, then I need to tell myself what have you done in this life that you've lived already? And what do you want to do? And I think that those numbers you're not so shallow after more layers did lasign you? What have you done for me lately? Though? That's the question? All right? Listen coming up today, like Scary was saying, we gotta get the social media feedback. What are you doing? Have a song that's gonna come in hot? All right? And tell what the songs were playing? What's today? Song? Man? I already blew it, come on a dull podcast, gonna start up, man, that's the case. We need Gavin to grow to really get things go all right, to give me, give me you better, you back. This is called making love with the radio on. It's of his it's off his new album. Can we get Gavin to grow on the show for real? Yes we can. If you remembers if I opened for him? All right, let's do that for I'm not kidding, I'm working it down. You book Gavin to grow. We're gonna slaws over the fact that I opened up a show from I'm not We're gonna talk about that on the back side. I'm gonna put that out and make a tattooto know that you opened for him. We're gonna talk about him. We're gonna talk about for you opened for him? You mean open and all. Honestly, you don't. He's had a rocky road, he's had up ups and downs, but he's really great. So that's all it talks about. It scary you really can? You can book him. I'll get him for what. You're gonna rely on this guy you couldn't get Mercy Toldmay on the show, all right, shut up. Here's your song show. I tried to get in a bark to crying enough five to call it a day. From the next two shorter, falling too grand piano, farting on the edge to the parkway, got no good advice. Hotline called me twice, went through the wall. You have a quote to let me over, friends to send me, but I got no help. It all so wide. Send my lips and let lead a prayer. I never right to what I does wist instead of leader dies, Oh d J Brandy playing all the time after that's good, that's coming out. He's by making Love Window Radio. Every time you play that damn dam My by New Right Fi. Even if my day was going all wrong, he's not making Love Window Radio. SAT's my sweet light of Light's got making little from his new album. I like guys, it's got a great five. It really does, like uh some artists we know little tek up. This is my favorite part coming up. Ready, we're going out speakers and wrong out tweeters and stead like that of talking about the Speaker's got my one tweet because he's blunt and this is likely love the radio one. Listen ready, come on, dolls, got a great, fine, which the worse and needs something right? How many spins? Right car the radio he said, he said, oh, DJ, when you play my song? He said, you making love with the radio. You know it's a nice trick. Remember when you were on the radio and I was at a pool table getting lollipop. Excuse me? That's right, you remember it's scared? Scared. Just looked at me like, you can't say that. Why can't I say that? I was on the radio. I was doing it overnight. Chip, that's right, but sip Greg t was that's right, you remember that scared? I don't say it's like scared? Remember how it tal Erg was cussing my kid. It was great. I can't say that. Why can't you say that? And what did I say? Wrong? Pollard? Cussing my kid on the on the pool table while you were on the radio, remember that back in the day. Yeah, I mean I had was so scared. What you scared about? It was going on while it was happening. But yes, you did, I call you called me afterwards. That's right. It was a great day. It was a great day. So Scary was on the radio, on the air, on the air, I was on Z one New York where I was. I was at a house party. I was un overnight shifts. It was two o'clock in the morning and it was Greg t found um a corner of the house pool room, in the pool table with the radio. That's right, he was making love with the radio. Yeah about you then, I know what it's all about. But in the background, talking about you know how Gavin de Gross speaks to the DJ there he says, oh, DJ, when you play my song. It's almost like you know a lot of artists that they when they when they say they talked to the DJ, they talked to the rate. They talk about radio. They want to be radio friendly, and they hoping that it becomes a smash hit and that that radio will embrace it because of the mere fact that in the lyrics they mentioned a radio DJ over a radio station. I think it's kind of clever. Actually I do too. I what did I say going into the game and song? I said, the guy is talented, guy's crazy talented. Of course he is, right. I don't know that about him. I'm glad we played it. That's off his brand new album that just came out. He's has been a great friend. Yes, I think it's time. Yes, it is, because I hear the piano. They'll tickling of the ivories, ladies and gentlemen. It's time for old business, new business, new business, whole business. He's got a sheet that's seven feet long. You're gonna talk about everything on the list, even though he has to leave, and twelve men's new business, new business, old business. What are we gonna talk about? Running out of time? A lot of time? Time? Yeah? Nice, Well that's the first thing I got scarre you're taking away. Okay, we have some my old business to take care of. When are we gonna do this great tea? Taking it to the streets? Bit dude, I don't think it's list. I want to do it. I don't think it's just me. I think we all need to do it one week at a time. So like, if next week you want me to kick it off, not a problem. What are you gonna do? Well, I'll take it to the street. I'll figure out what question I want to ask. I wanna, you know, pursue, pursue, and I'll take it to random strangers on the street, ask them, get their feedback, and then I'll bring it in there and then we'll play it what I liked. I like the bit of where you catch guys staring at Cheryl's chest. Yeah, sure, that's a whole another thing that's not taking that's nothing, that's just like, that's like, that's just a total bit that we could do when she's up here. I'm fine with that. But taking it to the streets, it's just something for us to like to talk on the streets at certain people and figure out what's going on, what are the people saying, what do the people know? What do you think? You need to be a little more streamlined with it. It's just kind of like a random idea. Well, we'll come up with the question. Well, and then the following week, then you can go ball freaking the following week and all nice from night train just go yes, what do you want? Know what I told you once tonight that you could always speak your you want so hard to say us right, I want you do it all the time. And when I called to you said, I mean the one when you're outstanding all along and you're other ever suven, tell me I'm again it you be more never night. I'm talking in my s yesterday out of so I really don't know what to do? Could you be the one thing you? Could you be the girl? I mean, I'm all the people tell me, so what do all the people know? Don't? And I do my segment in a butcher shop and call it taking it to the meats. I would love to do that. Yeah, and I'll just talk to the meets in the butchers show. But that's what I'm saying. I think that that was that. Whatever happened is who's a sirloin? Why don't I don't understand have a reason or a purpose for her to be on Well, all you have to do is that it is just come like with your idea, any word meat. And my idea, my idea about taking the streets is you guys, just come up with your concept and then take it to the streets. Whatever might be. Maybe you want to play something else, maybe you want to do something on the streets. Whatever it is recorded bringing in here, we'll play it. It's just and call it taking it to the beats. Okay, I want you to do that and talk to someone about beats. I think it's great. That's a great idea. I love the idea. Hey, you got the hooters. I love that laundromat and call it taking it to the sheets. Alright, fine, listen, I'm just saying, okay, next thing on the farm and taking it to the wheat. Next subject, next subject, old business, new business. I want to write wheelchairs, and can we honestly have a wheelchair race in here? I mean we can't. We can't have our favorite foot fetish people up here. We can to the feet, all right, let's do that. We can't have we have somebody race? Can we have somebody out here? Why can't we have somebody cross the number one? Wheelchairs? Off the old business New business? Scary jones, come and help me finish people because it's creepy. Why it's just let them massage my feet and study my toes or something like that. Let's see what happens that is. Who would listen to that? Why not? No? I don't like that. I think table at the table. I'll go to a sporting good store and do taking it to the cleats. Oh my god, I swear it was far shot myself. Okay, all right, and I know I've done my job. I thought I a little shot coming honestly, honestly, let's let's not do that. Let's let's not do wheelchair race. We can't do wheelchair wheelchairs? Come on, let's go to Dick Sports. That's about the cleats. We can we cross wheelchairs off the list here? Why can't we have a wheelchair race? Not happen? Never mind about the potential offenses that are involved. Here we find in building we can map out our our route right over here. You know we cane chairs up here. I'm gonna go rent two wheelchairs? And why do you rent? We will will We'll roll them ourselves, gotta roll them. No good rental place. We don't tell you what if you wait till wintertime and do taking it to the sleep. If you think we sho have a wheelchair race, I want you to drop us an email at the Afair Show at gmail dot com. All right, should we or should we not have wheelchair races? Next thing? Please? Listeners? Are we ever going to book another guest here? Scary? You're supposed to be in charge of gas? She says, w T F question mark seven exclamation points to amper stands in the next pet's me getting angry that I'm Cubert. That's Cubert yelling Cubert and Cuber reference angry on paper So anyway, were is the guests? I don't have guests for you? Why not when we have us? But we do need a guest or two. We cannot continue to book steal Rossi from you know, I mean, I know he's got a movie just out when the bow breaks, have a guest. We can have guests when they make sense. Okay, well, look but you get a sheet every week, right, and you get a thing of who's available. Okay, you want to hear who's available? Yeah? Show me here. Yeah, he gets one every week. He has been telling us, you guys telling me, remember he passed up in Florida, Georgia. Line? Do we Who's Who's Giles Martin? Who? I don't know? Giles? Isn't it? Oh maybe it's what you called? How about this one? What is it? Yeah? What is it? Angel? Jake Giles band? Yeah? Angel is a Centerfolds, a great guy, that was a great soul. Come tell us who is on the list. Okay, we have the legendary Carol Burnett. Do we want Carol? Could you for real? No? Legend? She's absolute alleged, said iconic. I understand that she's older, but you know, what could you imagine if we really had the Carol Burnett in studio. Wasn't she honored by our union recently? Yep, just recently. Scary marked it down there. We should definitely not press over that. That is for sure. The first of all, Day would not give us Carol. How do you know? She's the completely opposite of what this podcast is one? You know, whatever know unless she used to be a centerfold back in the day. Crack it up here we go. Also, Adam White, do you smoke before you come on? No? I wish I did. Adam He the co author of the book Motown The Sound of Young America. We don't want him? Well, I wouldn't. I wouldn't say like that. I just I don't know. What about Jesse James Dupre? Do we want Jesse James Dupree? I don't know who the Who's Jesse Jens to Pre exactly? Okay? But how about John Krasinski from Office? I love him, dude, let's do that. One is a big movie star. Now, what's going on here? What's he doing? He's married to Emily Blunt. I love Blunt seriously works out and ball freak knows a lot about movies. There's no reason why we can't have min that's true, Let's have mine. Can we get Krasinski? Dude, he's a big movie buff ball freak kids. That'll be a phoner though, I think, right fine, we could also if you guys want, we could have the squeeze, Yes, squeeze, squeeze, remember that squeeze? What was that hit song they had? What was the big song? Had four songs? That's the one I know, tempted, tempted? Was that one? This one that's tempted? Oh yeah, I know. This one was a black coffee in bed. Was one of my favorites right there, like chords and that's it, but not my favorite. Another one my favorite one, righteez? Also had to take me on yours. Let's get squeezing Carol Burnett at the same time. Alright you from your point, Colburnet, we definitely want who else on the list? Hopping into playing the Carol Burnette songs because all I could think of is her the theme from her show where they have a picture just the animated Carol Burnett mopping up at the end. Yeah, yeah, that when they sold that for TV bloopers and practical jokes. We could be honest with each other. We can be honest like in this room, like everything we say stays in this room, right, guys, Right, we could be honest to the thousands of lists, like everything we save to the three of us stays here. Whatever you say is going to get out there. On the podcast, I got diarrhea today. I don't know what it is like to go down that road. So I just gotta go down the month? Who else on the list? Who else on the list? The end for today? That's the list for today? Are you gotta be kidding me? All right? Californet? Can we get Carol Burnett? You want meat love? We'll give you meat Loaf's meat love on the list? Food or the artist meat Loft? The artist is on there. Can you make your own meat lover? Gon've never made meat love for you want to talk to meat I've made meat loaf. Let's let's make a meat loaf context. Can we make meat loaf with meat loaf? That podcast? Great? We need videos that past. Can we get like a go to culinary school and he's never ever been approached by anyone to do that? I haven't seen it. If I haven't seen anybody make the world of social media, I have never seen me eat meat loaf. Google right now, that's been making meat load with meat Okay, maybe our listeners from the fair show. Somewhere there exists a video on YouTube of some hack radio truth. I don't know a loaf. He's been around for how many years? Many like forty years forever. He's somewhere out there. There is a video of someone making meat loaf with meat loaf. All right, we'll look that up. After the pot. Somebody's gotta find I can't tell you what can you? At least call his people and asked him, asked, how do I do that with a straight face? Surprising? We want to do the most tired hack bit with your artists. Find out what he's promoting, telling me want to talk about that? And then we have a whole like meat loaf prep ready and I think I'm gonna listen. I'll be honest. I make a great turkey meat loaf at the right. That's another thing I guarantee you meet Love has done interviews and the craft services they served meat loaf as a gag. They had to somewhere this video of this someone show me meat loaf eating meat Love. He's saying, this is not original idea. No, I think I think we could do this far from it. I want you to to first. I want you're offering me bits like let's make meat loaf with meat loaf and record the conversation with his people. I want you to call him and record the conversation that you want to have meat loaf on the show eating meat loaf, That alone is worth like listening to, even the easing the solicit virald that will get us out. If there was a talk show and they were gonna have meat loaf and he was to eat meat love, I would stay to listen. When we get we get some pressed pressed, I want to stay to listen. All right, Okay, come on, all right, Well the next thing, the next thing on the list. All right. Have you guys ever been to a deli where you have you have over three hundred sandwiches to choose from. So the other day I was gonna, I was gonna deli called Carluccio's. They have three hundred plus sandwiches, right, Carluccio's Deli. Yeah, maybe you guys have heard of it. I don't know. I want to take a road trip with you guys. Let's hop in the car and let's drive to come and Carluccio's and let's have a lunch. Would you guys do that with me? Absolutely? Do it for real? You'll do next fresh model sun dried tomatoes on around roll. Yes, exactly, Okay, so ball for you'll do it, of course, So let's plan it. Maybe next week we can let's take a let's take a road trip to Carluccio's. Can we do a podcast from there? That was the question. Why don't we do that question? Don't we have remote equipment? We can literally slice the worst. I love carluccio A the worst. Next thing, next I talk. Let's let's move on because you gotta leave table just right on too. We gotta do social media feedback, grop now we can't. We have no time. I really did run out of here in a minute. Well you teased it. It has to be tomorrow. You're gonna have to do tomorrow social media feedback and go over a football pitch right tomorrow because the Jets are playing the Bills in an early game on Thursday night football. I'm gonna have a Jet song for you, guys. Sweet where'd you get that from? Um? I have it from the guy his name is DJ Chef and he does parodies and remixes and things. Oh nice, uh no, dated by the King of Parodies. All right, so listen, you're gonna find out if meat lovell eat meat Love on our show. I'm gonna find out. Wow, okay, all right, Well we really achieved absolutely nothing today. I'm fine. Had a good time. We came up with a lot of good ideas. Taking taking it to the wheat, right, taking it to the feet. We got a lot. We got a lot done. We get somebody out here, that kid. I want to get somebody that can fart constantly, a real life fearner and sticking in the corner. Look on a show. Do you really want to think it would you would be great? The foot fetish person going to the bathroom. How did you like the lighting today? She's happy with it. I don't think it had any effect on him. I gotta be honest. All right, there he goes. He goes to the Mexican jumping bean, jumping out the past. All right, scars you tomorrow, see you tomorrow. By that guy's over, I guess, I guess yea