The Off Air Show - 'Oh What A Night' - Ep.123

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Speaker 1: Like, who's back? Scare? Yeah, he dusched it off the old keyboard and we're plugging in. What do we owe? What do we owe? This on? I mean, I don't care what he plays. I could be a much of nonsense. The fact that I'm hearing. Yeah, there you go, he said, nonsense, he said the magic words. Good to have my baby back? Nonsense, baby baby back, baby back. I'm caressing it. Yeah, where's that? Where's that keyboard? Bits, Dusty, where's it's been in my studio? Because we always start the podcast late and there's been technical issues, YadA YadA, huda. Who cares? It's here? Now, let's take advantage of it. Let's not up upon why it wasn't here. Elvis Durrand presents off air show Steery Jones and it's a really nice guy Greg, Episode one twenty three, one two three. It's the off their show. I'm Scary Jones. That's Greg t over here. Now, yes you are. You have memes and gifts all about that. People are starting to start to catch on off Fair Nation. What if I say I create, it's what I do? I create A me do create bald freaks? Here? You're more of a creation created by other people. He's over there, ABC, Hey, you got that song one to three? Come on, how are you not gonna play that song? Than take it back? Taking it back? Taking it back? Yeah, this this episode one to three, you never never do fall you're going for except that this see take us here makes go for freak. Come on, shout out. You don't take it to your gossip music. Heyes, episode one two three? Oh yeah, show Gray my thing? Oh dam Hey, you know what, maybe off their heads? If they like today's show, they can tweet us at the author show hashtag one to three. And if you're not following us on all social media, do that. And we're on at the Afair Show on Instagram, on Facebook as well as Gmail us at the Affair Show at gmail dot com. Again, come on, so, so what you fall freak? I got the song see that You're welcome? You don't really see you're welcome? No, I sang it. Put it in your brain in a little, kind of subtle little way. Yeah, it's kind of like hypnotism. You just drop a little seed and then the next thing you know, the party begins. It just gross, It just gross. Hey, you know the reason why ball freak is with us because you know again, let's let's read a rate point. So ball Freak has got the luxury of working here and doing the off air show, but then he also gets to work for Ryan Seacrest. Doe, Ryan Seacrest, I think he used the wrong word. So what happens is ball Freak leaves our studio and goes over to the Ryan Seacrest studio. It's like a willy wantas chocolate and you have about fifteen more minutes, but you have to go there again. All right, well, you know you, so let's take it. I don't know, you know. Well, what I want to say what's cool is so so ball Freak has been in charge of what's been going on here at this radio station called the secret Sound. Yeah. So maybe since the Secret Sound is over, it's not on the radio station anymore. But it was a big deal. I'm a very important person. There was a lot to do with this. Why don't we create the affair show's secret sound and then we can figure out if somebody guesses it via tweeter via the Twitter via Twitter, then we'll give them a prize. We can give away a prize. What do you think, Well, you know, we do have that left over two hundred dollars. I will say that we never did anything with that. We could break it up at the fifty dollars. I locked it up in a safe right, I have to ax gift cards that we still have yet to use the surplus. Remember when we were crying, wolf do we don't have any money and to pay off the people at the football pool. Well we got a surplus out of that somehow where wolves London is my favorite with that wolf song? What are we gonna do with that? What are we gonna do with the money? Why don't we break it into fifty dollars fifty dollar gift cards? And with this way, we could play it four times and we will do the secret sound and the first person to you know, tweet us what they think is secret sound and get it right, they would win a fifty dollar gift card. There's no reason why we can't do it. There's either that it's the affair show secret sound. We can do it dollar people, Oh my god, super complicated, take care of more people that way. Well, is that what you're all abount? Take freak dollar? What are you doing a dollar? You know what? We have a we have what is it called the affair nation. We have we we have our a Facebook page and we have like a private check going on walking people in that room. You get dollar, get it burst into the room dollars. It would cost you more money shipping it a dollar gift card. It wouldn't make any sense to know what ships anymore. You do it electronically, it's free. Oh my god. They hold on one second in the other room. Our chief engineer who also does the mailing in the mail room here at the radio stations, Scotty B. Can we as Scotty Be to come in. They'll tell us right now when he thinks is best I guarantee he says it's right. Four fifty dollar gift cards and we do it four times. Call it a day. Hey, Scottie B. We have a mailing question to do a fair show. I got two minutes. Great, that's like me every day. All right, you ready, where's Lieutenant Dan? He's listening right now. Listen, real quick scenario and he's freaking headphones. Listen real quick. So the radio station is done playing the secret sound. They'll do it anymore. Okay, So why not the off air show do the secret sound? We have a surplus of how much scary? We have two hundred dollars? Right? Okay, so we would like have un given out money I was getting, by the way, take for myself. But I have suggested that we do the secret sound four times? Did you not suggest? Why don't we do? Why don't we at a dollar each? Thank you? Into it? I said that cost too much, And I said, let's get the guy's a little shipping in here and he'll tell us why would we want to ship a dollar two hundred times? Because it only costs Why don't we do ten thousand people too cents each? Actually, you should do a hundred and and do it two dollar bills. The next thing, Scotty is two dollar bill. That I actually like that idea because who else would give you a two dollar bill? Besides, it seems appropriate or not? Well, we give you a three dollar bill every episode, thinking of the real shows off the year. I gotta go all right, nobody cares about then maybe we throw it over your gabble while Look, yeah, it was in the bag with the keyboard. The all time, all rights be written, Let it be done. So here we go. Scariest case is scared my My suggestion is that we hook up as many people as possible. I do like the giving out the two dollar bills, though, because Scotty Bee gets them in bulk. People think two dollar bills are rare and they don't exist one case. People also think people also think that two dollar bills, um not not are worth more than two dollars. Chooses banks have them, you can order them their real currency, and they're worth two dollars. So I think people would love to have a two dollar bill because intrinsically they're like, oh my god, this is worth so much more. Let's get two dollars to a hundred people two dollar bills and start sending them out. What if we signed the two dollar bills? Yeah, and autographed off air show two dollar bills to hang up in your pizzeria. But you have to own a pizzeria about the secret sound cuddle back to what I brought up, But think of all the publicity will get if somebody owns a business. You've seen people in their businesses now, but haven't you ever seen what we're talking about when pizza? Listen to me, Listen to what I'm saying. You have a brand new business. Yes, the first few dollars that come, you hang up with scotch tape on the wall. I remember that. I know I've seen it before, seen it before. I've seen it before. So what if we we said that, we sign it like bald Freak says, and we'll send them to people two dollar bills, a hundred people, two dollars at a time, and then we're gonna have a hundred fans that are gonna be happy as opposed to four. Okay, are you done with your side? Yeah? Fine, let me now, judge, Judge, I'd like to hear you, to hear me ask yours. I was thinking of a very easy little contest where we do four sounds, one maybe per week or one whatever, exactly right, exactly right, and then the All Fair Show, the All Fair Show fans would tweet us what they think the secret sound is, and the very first person that we can find on Twitter that gives us the correct secret sound would win the fifty dollars. You know, this is like a real podcast for a real company. Are there no legal ramifications here? Can like, what's the deal? We have no ramifications? But scary and we're not paying attention. Nobody's paying attention. So okay, so based on the well, listen, we're lucky to listen to him. He's right, he's right, alright. So based on that, dad, the judge, bull freak the judge, we ask you, judge, what well, you're the third you're the third guy here. I need some time to review the case like you know you want to. You want a decision right now? Okay, fair enough, Why don't we do that? So why don't we offer it out to the All fair Show heads? Right? Don't you know what? This is? Something for faith decision, a second don't rule yet? Actually you can't tell. Let's don't do I want the author tells you, let's throw this up on the All Fair Show Facebook page because you could do polls nice and neat, and you could do it on Twitter too. Okay, at the off air show, UM, find us on Facebook, join us uh, and then also on Twitter at the offair show. We're gonna put up a poll later today. You hear that flag pole I gave um. I gave Dan and Omar from All Fairhead Nation our president m VP. Yeah, I gave them both control of our Facebook page. So let's throw this up as a poll. Guy, how would you like the two hundred dollars divvied up? Would you like it in case a where scary would like to give away ahead to dollar bills to a hundred people, or would you like case be where I would like do the secret sound four times in give away a fifty secret sound or another or another contest like that's right, that's right. Yeah, you gotta figure out you're gonna give away the two dollar bills you don't even know? You know? We could do like uh, we could do a MISTERIOLDI, or we could do like OLDI. No, we play something like this? What if we do this? What do a contest? What if we did something like? What song is this? What song is that? Red hot Chi? Of course Chili Peppers? Give it away? Yeah? I knew that immediately. Two dollars right, the promo from it? I say, what movies that from? From? Right? I think we should do that? The secret song? Ready? Ready? Ready? What song is that? What is that? Ready? Sake? My thing? Start good? See don't you guys like that contest? Where's all right? Now? You only four dollars? But that's easier than a secret sound? No it is, okay, I got another one for you ready? What what song is this? That's a John Mayer's song, Daughters song? No, John Mayer, Um, it is a John Mayer song. Bald Freak is staying Ready one more time? John Mayer, John Mayer, I know it. It's so you don't. There's no way, there's no way, there's no way. You got again? And can I tape it on cassette and then reward it and play it back and back? I know it. Are you gonna you're gonna tell me? What is it? Modern? Is it not? I don't think it's modern. Yeah, I just too much? No, oh, now I know it. It's he gave us too much on that one. No, no, no, no, he gave us too much. No, there's a kind of hush by angle Bert Ready Ready, Ready, brutal mars No, no, oh, come on, man, I know it's it gets it like your brain gets the synapses. I gave a little bit more. And that's what you call people at the heads, the space, the marta daft punk with with what's his name? What's his space? Waiting for that collapse? Got me not kept telling scared? That's all right, okay, it doesn't secret? Secret? Was it sounds like what bills is not enough. Here's how we're gonna do it. Here's a secret murder. Let's give car No, let's let's do the cartoons contest. Will we do ten of those songs put together? Oh no, yes, that's old school radio. We'll do, We'll do We're gonna put that together. I'll put it together. It's gonna be called cartoons. I'm gonna put ten of the songs strung together really quickly. Yeah, but if you're gonna do that, don't think one hundred dollars. So it's not only one person is gonna win now, yeah, now you're changing. Now you want to do a con TL is gonna jump, the TSL is gonna jump. Come on, you guys love that. Think about maximizing the two hundred dollars. I don't know. Well, okay, look we put it to the affair heads. Let's get their thoughts on it. Why don't we split it? We do a hundred scaries way, in a hundred great teas way. Oh now you've got two kinds. Were beating this horse this and and by the way, I'm going to make it much harder than that. Listen to the level of excitement voice. When he was a kid, he would listen relentlessly because the radio. Try to get on crack right now? Because I love this today, I said, will get you high after all? Again, all I did was say, can we do the secret sound and give way fifty or no? You're rolling it out to see um coming out of your arts and the next thing you know, we're doing cartoons. Yes, the song, what song with me? Listen to me? No, be honest, be honest to gow How great was that? How great is that? Ten songs in a row. You're gonna get all ten of them. I'm gonna go and the first person to get all ten title and artists will win a one dollar m X gift card from the off air show. Is gonna win sustained. Think of all the reverse scrubbing on the my contest to go on for four weeks? Oh my god. You know what would simulk? I said, secrets sound. We just came off the heels. People love the secret sound, and now we're gonna steal that idea and do the secrets Why did you want to steal something that's been done. Let's steal his idea from the eight It'll make that You're right, there from last week exactly, it'll make more sense. And people were talking abo they're gonna go. Did you hear the Affair Show is stealing the secret sound it's fresh in people's minds? Yeah, all right, well this has been a great meeting. I gotta go in the other room, but I love this. On. Let's start our ais and move on. We got a lot to talk about today. Here we go. It's got the keys. Who's got the motor oil? Unbelievable? In search your careful? For you a great place to sponsor us? It could be Yeah, start your engines sponsored by Valve lead great? How great motor would give me some more? What other types of car products? Which spot? How about auto zone? How about air fresheners? I god, big big Ronnie man, that is big. It isn't like a nice air freak? Spots by the pet boys. What's the one that looks like now you're talking about, what's the one that looks like the tree handcook that that your dad had? Your uncle had to get the pot smell out of his Toyota Corolla only has a name. What is that stuff? Yeah, come on, it's gonna have a name. Air freshner girls, girls, you know what I'm saying. You know, it's the off air show, Start your Engines, What you do Yesterday Scare sponsored by let Me tell you something. I loved going to Opening Day yesterday with the match. It was it was great. We're hanging out. I was without buddy David Brody, and the two of us went from place to place. Give a Mets song, Give me your Mets song. Of course, it's baseball. There's no bigger Met fans gonna hear about. The Mets are like the Yankees, a windless Oh, it's a beautiful day, Yankee. Let me put my orange blue on and go have another year of crushed dreams exactly. But first, let me shoot on the Yankees immediately, because I can't help it. Okay, play ball, all right now, let me focus on my team. The thing is a hundred and sixty two games games. It's it's bullshit, man, it really is. Nobody wants to watch a hundred sixty Yeah. No, it was just a wonderful day. It was a beautiful left for baseball. Ye degrees out for beautiful day for each ball. There was a lot of wonderful foods at the ballpark. And who's the head guy who does all the other speaking odd like the guy the head guy on the radio for the match rose, Howie Rose, how's hena say? Come on, step on it and put in a book shut. It's a great American This is our pastime. It's a great afternoon's field. It's a tradition and you know what, the Mets do it better than than anybody else. Is still it is not just at that like, right, who's gonna say, no, we can't call it that anymore. Now it's football's term. It is football's term because no one cares about anymore exactly. I mean, I love baseball. I don't want a hundred sixty two games. It is a long season, but attendance is down. It's boring, right, that's right. Was an exciting game the Mets one late in the day. It was you got you got glory days, give me the glory. Where were you sitting today? Did they rope off like a section for you? No? This is Srry Jones though you're like Mr Mett. Have you even met ambassador for this company? Scary? Paint the picture, Paint the picture, use the music, and she paint the picture of yesterday. Full Monday afternoon. I'm doing in the beating. The Bruce Prenk scene is the beautiful I've seen it. It's a sunny day in city field. Dad, come on, scary, take me to it and left the radio show. This week take the train to take a seven trade, take a seven trader long Outland Railroad out in the car with never thought it was screaming yet go man? How are they screaming? Let's go mexl for give me. Let's go Max. I'm not gonna do that. Let's go Max. Here we go where, Let's go Man, Let's go Max. You should give it. Let's go back diamonds. You know what? Rode will write a song and said the met playing Matt Ambashador scary kind in my program? No you still you still carry a scorecard? No where did you just you sit? I don't bin that. That's one of those things that have not falled by the wayside. They sell, they sell the program. You might still want out. Who the hell has time to damping out? And then and then you actually ever go look back and reference it saying, oh, I wonder what happened in the sixth inning of that game in seven? I can't score for years and years and years. I had all the programs I used to have the players when I was a kid, auto graft like the inside of the score books. Yeah, and they all drowned in the hurricane. So I guess waste. So wait, where were your seats last yesterday? You know, we were floating around because I was doing social media, because I was running around Ambassador, I have passed around my neck. So and where was the biggest party. Where was the biggest party? Uh? In right field? And where the Coca Cola porches? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah out there, that's where the party was. And was Brody with you too? Yeah? Absolutely, people were tailgating before the before the game. I heard you guys hung out with Kevin James. No, no, no, no, Brody sniffed out Kevin. What about Seinfeld? He's always at the games. I didn't see him. Here's the thing, Kevin James, the King of Queens. But yeah, appropriate, yeah, that he was there at the game. Brody ran into him in one of the bathrooms or something in the bathroom, well, not in the bathroom. Outside of the bathroom there is it's like area where you get free food. Before he found his way into you. Know, Brody, if it's free to me. He sniffed out the free food and he's like, you know, they were giving out free crackers, acts and free hot dogs. So Kevin James was there and Brodie just like said, hey, hey, what's up Kevin? And he took a picture of you didn't get any of the free food? Did they like serve you like caviar or something? Because please give me a break. What does that have to do with What does that have to do with? You know, because baseball, I guess people will say that baseball is glory. You know, it's the glory days of baseball. So every time I think about baseball, I always do think about Bruce Springsteen with the album cover with the hat hanging out of his back, of his you know, bandana, whatever was he don't know, didn't he have didn't have some smokes rolled up in his sleeve? I don't think that's right now. Was he a greaser? Did he like? Did he have like a their pocket knife and he used to hit the button and it came out as a comb back in the day, That's how he was. Bruce Springstein from Freehold, New Jersey actually describing Fonzi from happy days. But still that's Bruce, that's Bruce. I can't find what this was worn out blue je sit on it pots you know, Pufrey, how's your how's your day or night? Or what was in a recording studio full weekend Sunday and Monday night making making the news where you got recording music making? Yeah, this is a good song. I don't know if he's recording music. Pull freak, take us through. It paints a picture of you in your recording studio. Last night, I was in a room within a room and uh and cigarettes or burning cigarettes, smoke rising. There was no smoke, empty beer bottles. The guy who produced the tracks with me and smokes. He went out for a smoke break in the alleyway every once in a while. That was a couple of shot classes of whiskey. I did drink a little whiskey, little Jamison black barrel in between vocal takes a little little sound of like clinking of beer bottles in the alley and the and the cat. I thought you wanted me to paint the picture. Paint the pictures. Great Tea's painting everyone's picture. He's excited, hasn't shut up, He's released. This is his first podcast of the week. He's got to get it all out of this, all right, So tell me about recording your song. I did three, like running one off before that's what does like something that got married? How does that first podcast? First? I'm gonna beat the pictures be the picture? All right? Good watch call me now? How do I recording the music? Yeah, my god, that's it's exactly that sounds that made. That's me like playing with the side of my cheek. It's so disgusted that sound. Paint paint the picture. You paint that picture for me. It's so gross, dude. It sounds like a tatler man. Come on, go go go balt freak. So, I mean, yeah, I was in the recording studio. I did three new songs. I got a drummer, bass player, a guitar player. Yeah, I laid some piano, played a sixty thousand dollars nine Wayne sounds piano. I mean, I mean sweet love to to that baby. Yeah, you wanna make the cheek sound me with the piano coming too, loading, baby, Come get that high get that high seat. I'm gonna hit that high sea. Yeah, and I I think they came out pretty well. I'm gonna mix them next week and then I'm off to Nashville in May with Scary is coming with me today? Yeah? Yeah, we're going here dropping me off at the recording studio and then he's gonna go do some velvet rope v I P do stuff. What's the title of the album? You have a title yet? I think I'm calling it I Gotta Rock, I Gotta rock. I gotta rock, oh like from that's this Charlie Brown reference. But I'm but it's gonna be the play on words. It's gonna be I gotta rock like I got Hey man, I gotta rock. You know what I'm saying? I gotta rock? I gotta And how many? How many songs will be on the on the c D right now, that'll be five done, and then I'll do two in Nashville. So I'm hoping eight to ten and I think I'm gonna press it on the vinyl and I'm gonna have my first vinyl release in my middle ages. Do you already know which you which one do you think is gonna be? That? That the lead single? I don't know. I'd like to make a video, So if there's anybody out there who knows how to make a lyric video for cheap hit Me up ron at bald freak dot com. Af fair heads, we need somebody to fill the video for ball Freak. That sounds great and not crazy. All right, that's a tough that's a that's a tall order and in the video making business, lot's cool man. I would sound like this recording music. Yeah, this is it recording music. This is yeah, paints the picture. This would be a good song that would like to play to get in the mood to record music. I think who sings this? The animals? Animals ry Eric Birdie and the animals. It is the other big animal song. She's not there. Oh no, the animals had some great music. Don't let Me, don't let me be misunderstood. That's the other one, the animals time. Yeah, I had these on forty five. That was also trying to let a hurricane with my baseball programs. Right, here we go, Oh, he's gonna give you a medley. He's med leading. Here we goes. Oh, I know. The songs is the animals and don't let Me And this is another one guy's show. Yeah, let me bring my ponytails. This is such old these man, but the passion animals Toto tune here boys, you know you're right. I'm just the soul who's attention. Good, hold on that this understood? Okay, how about this one? You guys remember this one animals? You were hyped up to today's scary Jones. We gotta get out of this place. That's how I feel every day at this time. Oh yeah, yeah, me too. But to say this stuff is sold, this is it's great music. Though. Are the animals even on Twitter? Like? Can you go find them on Twitter? He apparently men without hats are right? Right? Oh, we did learn a little bit about men without hats, so we did. We should probably review that they're gonna be on tour. Did you hear about that? No? So even though we made fun of men without hats last week, what we need to make fun Well I made fun of maybe, I should say. But we were asking where are they now? You said, men with no career? No, yeah, they they have a job and they're on tour and they're gonna be hitting so many different cities. They're on like this like nineteen eighties flashback tour. Yeah they are. You know, let's say the animals I'm looking up on Twitter now, is it the baby animals? No, it's just the animals. Animals. Look at Eric Burden and the animals. No, diad you not. I don't see everybody say who's Eric Burden? Hates us? He hates us. A lot of energy in the room today. I like that, So who's Eric Burdon? Eric Burdon's famous claimed to fame outside of the Animals was that solo song he did called Spill the Wine, which is a great, great song, spiller Wine, Spill the Wine. Are you kidding me? The animals sang that song spiller Wine. Dick that girl, Eric Burden, That's yeah, it's a solo material, dude, I love that's that's a really good group Siller Wine did that girl, spiller Wine? That Das also had this song too, It's My Life, And you could get them all on this four CD collection. This is Rob Phillips, right. How do you do that? Si? You know? Phone taps like that? I do phone taps the animals on nine sheety dude, give me spiller get the raw bass tracks. Quinn Stefani cover this song. I hope It's My Life is a different It's that's talk talk. It's my life. You're thinking out the one of the music trivia shows that we crush it. You know, we could taped out crushing down that show man. Dude, you got spiller wine. You gotta give me spiller wine, Spillo wine. It's called spiller wine. Spill wine. No, it's gone. It's not the barnyard I got with the animals, animals. Hold on spiller wine wine. I'm gonna find out right now. It's called spiller winer spiller Would you even refute me? Why? Like, why bother on my waist? Everybody's time, including yours. It's by the way, what it's spilled the wine? Are you? I don't think so, it's not. It's not spiller wine. No, no, it's spiller wine. What is spiller wine? Is it like it's a sort of wine? Is it like a rose? That's the name of the song. Can I get a bottle of spiller wine? And and uh but this is after with my bread? After he left? There is that's a song you got after he left? Spiller wine Animal it's so good, Yeah, he went spiller win This song with taste so great? The war it war some good cheese. No right, but wait, War. Is that song War? No, it's not. He's like musical semantic Ward does that song War? Absolutely nothing? That's Edwin Stars for this song war did Little Rider? Yeah? And of course why can't we be friends? Cabell? Why can't we friends? That's why that's that's the band War. No, it's not that. It's like a musical education. The old guy sings, why can't we be Friends'? War? Know what's the old guy? The old guy? He just died a couple of years ago, Roy Rogers, know what's the old guy? With little help my friends? Joe Joe cover of a war song? That's what do you mean the old guy? He says, the old guy, and he's like Joe Cocker Cocker did friend? Not guy? Help with a little help from my friends? Over the map? That's a war song. If you said, I'm the head is going to explode just from trying to answer all great te little did War? What are we thinking? For? Edwin Star, who's joking dishes war War? It's like who partnered with? By the way, Eric Byrden from the Animals on the song you Just Met Spilled the Wine, Spiller Wine spilled the War. You can get all these classics on a twelve CD ship from Phillips. And this is also a war song you just referenced. Why can't We Be Friends? That Joe Cocker? No, this is the original is confused compilations box yet Why can't We Friends? Oh? This is like Tennessee. That's on Tennessee, Tennessee, Tennessee. What do they call this in psychology? Where where he where? He references something and then another and then another thing comes up, and it's like a domino. That punk No, the punk rock group did? Why can't We Be Friends? I'm sure somebody Sugar Ray Sugar right, did it? Sugar rac considers Sugary to be a punk rock group. That's what that's clearly this guy. No, it was smart mouth. No, what was its mouth? You can behind yourself. Just smart nouth, smash those it's like seals. The clash and smash mouth are the punk rock icons of our generation. Why can't friends? My mouth would be a better name for them. Act Why can't We Be Friends? Did? Joe Cocker version was featured on The Wonder Years Man. Why can't listening to? How does the Joe Cocker song by help from My Friends? We don't have that. That's why. That's what by would help my friends that would not have that. That is not why Can't We Be Friends? Those are two songs that cover the Beatles song the Beatles did Why Can't We Be Friends? No need to drink from my friends hold on the Beatles. I'm exhausted from this conversation this song no hold on, hold on, let me know when the music shuts up. Listen, listen. This is with a little help from my friends from the Beatles were let me get there. Okay, So this is the Beatles versions Ringo Star singing for the Beatles. That's Joe cockerin Star who sings war no relation. Do you know? The song was the original from Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. It's the second part of what's the first part of the song, Sargean Pepper Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Heart Club Band, of course. Okay. Now, then Joe Cocker came along and did it song right here. Okay, he did his own version of with a little help from my friend John Belushi made fun of him on Saturday A Live right. Oh yeah, and he didn't like that. Joe Cocker did not like that like that. No, he did not, And then I read up on the theme song. You read something. I did read that. You're right after the comic strip. I think this was the theme to the Wonder Years. Yeah, bro, you know Winnie the first pat the song was? That? Was that the eighties or nineties? Wonder Years? Late late eighties? So you know what, maybe with a list of the best TVs TV shows at the late eighties. I don't need an excuse to make a list of anything. But hold on us, what would would Wonders come in? We're not yet. We're still talking confusing. You've been confusing this song with why can't We Be Friends? Wait? I don't hear him saying do say tune? But uncle Johnny to do the song? You can do this song? I try singing you should sounds very consummating. I think you need a fleet ennema. But it's the green teas Confused four t C D box Yet, can you okay? Died Died in five inge doledge? Now that now that song had nothing to do with a little help my friends. That song Joe Cocker had nothing to do with this song And why can't why can't we be friends? Where did the song war come into play. We didn't even get to that one. Why Edwin star was just yea, it was just it's like an anti war song from the from the six So there it is. I love when to take the featured in the movie Small Soldiers, and it was also in fourth of July with a Tom Cruise born on the fourth of Dry Yes, that's it was a great movie. He plays Ron Covid Right, yeah, the Federate Ladies a gentleman the past twenty minutes. Let's talk about movies. This is this is really just a big April fool lady thinks this was just this was episode what this was? This was actually just one giant commercial for why you should have Britt for adderall. Yeah, that's what this was. This is a really commercial. This is what This is a side effect of not having take your meds. This is a public announced from Scary Roding. Oh my god, because you went on a serious trip. Well, let's take them all back into the curtain. Day we're smash mouth with a little help with my friends. We don't have that. Are you kidding me? What we've been saved? Did they really cover that? Of course didn't get covered I'm a believer. No, that was the monkeys. Don't get me started. No, this is some shrek. This is movie Jones. You get have taken us off the ride and back on him? No? They did. Why can't we be friends? They did smash again, they did love rash mouth? Dude. Why can't we be friends? I'm sure they did? Unfortunately, why not? Why not? Man? Of course they did. I'm gonnath. Whether they have or not, does that make this a better place, better day? Why? It doesn't really matter. Greg t need friends. I don't need to hear that. This's just for him. He'll go home and I'll listen. You can't be smash mouth. Yeah, I'm gonna try to get it onto. You can't. I can't go. I'm so excited, you know, I'm so excited. It sounds like a seventies porn. I didn't order to beat on this pizza. Here's your meat here? Do you hear the vibe? It's kind of like a reggaeton version. Whatever I think of reggaeton, I think smash mouth. He's gonna kick in right here? He God, why can't we Why can't bar band? Bonanza? Great? Yeah, you're on? Hello, next time we come back from vacase, we're playing that song. All right, let me just tell you a little bit about Let me tell you a little bit about last night. All right, back into this nostalgia. Last night I pulled up in front of this restaurant called the Green Turtle, and it was in North Wales, Pennsylvania, on the Bethlehem Pike. And I made the announcement to all the all fair heads that I would be there. Let me just tell you, Oh what a night. I walked in. I couldn't even believe it. I looked up and I said, as that looks like Omar, And there he was, our affair President. Omar was there. Then I turned and I said, no way, that looks like Marine Dan. There he was the VP in front of him. He was there. And then all of a sudden, I looked down and I said, who are you? Because I didn't recognize him. You know why because Aaron fine Frock, who has been following us for the whole time, has that image of a dog. Right so, but there he was in front of me. Everybody sing with me, you ready, gray day, Yes, it's a great turtle. What I mean you look down? He think he's a short guy. Yeah. So then I turned around and who else walked in? Lord's music for this one? Ladies and gentlemen, Hobby showed up. It was awesome. So not only was Marine Dan and Omar and Aaron and then Hobby there. Then all of a sudden, towards the end, Lynn d showed up. She walks on in. I couldn't believe it. Now, Wait, Omar, it was a great night, Olmar and Marine Dan they did come along. So Omar brought his fiancee she he brought des Rae and Marie Jan brought brought Michelle. Wait, you're ready house. You know who else was there? Us? Lord again for this one. That girl Julie showed up. That girl, that girl Julie from way back in episode I don't know, in the forties or the fifties one. I forget what episode it was. Well, we picked up the phone blindly and everybody, Lady Gaga. You're screaming about Lady Gaga. We had so much fun, I'm telling you so. Wait. We gave away a bunch of prizes. We had a lot of fun. It was the grand opening of the new bar called the Green Turtle, right which I heard the song. Yeah, it's it was. They were playing a song, but it wasn't great to heard. It was across the street from a Smokey Bones. It was a question was listen. It was a good time. We really enjoyed it. I had a blast. Then those are cute. A lot of Q one or two Philly listeners came out for that. That's correct, And we gave away the grand prize. The grand prize was tickets to go see the Phillies and the Mats. We drew a name. Who one guess who won? That girl Julie No, this girl, Julie Nope, the only girl Julie. No, this boy, Julie Julia, Louis Dreyfuss, Come on, give me a guest, who do you think one? Almost as if the d Nope, Richard Dryfuss, Nope, Larry Boa, Come on, guys, think who do you think one? The tickets to go see the Phillies take on the map, Larry David, Larry David, Nope, come on, give us a hint. Are you kidding me? I gave you. I gave you the names of the all fair heads that were there last night. Right. So, by the way, so it's not if you're just shooting us in for the first time ever. I'm wondering who these people. Why we have loyal We have a loyal all fair nation, and we have an allegiance legions of fans of allegian of fans with legions, and they call themselves an a fair armies army. We've signed them cabinet positions way back in the nineties. Yeah, yeah, yes, podcast, listen back to Anyway. The point is Greg Teeth did his appearance and for the first time every he came face to face with several of them at once. It was great and it was awesome, and he's still alive. I heard great things. We did shot. Some of them was snapchatting. I did a shot with Omar and Marine Dan. We did a shot together Jamison, and we all did a brother shot. Respect We did a brother's shot and they had great burgers there. The burgers at the Green Turtle so awesome. The Green. Did you buy them food and drink? I did. I picked up the tap the classy move, the Tapy move with tip was nearly two hundred bucks. I took it upon myself. I paid for the whole thing myself, camped. I took other words. In other words, the Green Turtle said, don't worry about it. We got guys. That's fine. But guys, you still didn't figure out who do you think won the grand prize. I mean, there's when we guessed that girl Julie and we did not win that narrows Hubby one. And that's the Phillies and Mets tickets taking me. He's yeah, she's coming up to New York. She's going to it's at City Field. The tickets. Yeah, now she can eat caviar with Scary Jones. So I said to her, and I said, Hobby, you gotta bring the entire family up. You guys all come up to the auf Air Show. We'll do the broadcast with you, and then you'll go over to City Field and see the Phillies take on the Mets. Obviously, it was a good day. Everything was great. Why don't we just end the show. We'll pick up again tomorrow. You're gonna drop Anchor, right, we should drop Anchor. Let's move on. Everything was great. Well, wa wait a minute, wait a minute, stop the music, stop the music. He's dropping Anchor now, but you can't stop. He's dropped it before and then and then what Captain Wack drops the anchor? You can't go back. Hold on a second, wait, why you of all people asking me to drop anchor? I think it's time we've covered everything. We've glossed over something that that should have been addressed earlier in the podcast because it is of tantamount importance. There is nothing to talk about it. There's just one word I have to say. What we me and you? We went in good wine. We were at the place, we snuck in. What we're at the Mets game? You know it's related to a different sport. What we had a basketball the game of basketball. Yeah, well, it's about the end. We're gonna go into the play a national champion. Uh, North Carolina, that's the unfortunate party. Congratulations? How about that North Carolina called freak? However that up? However, Freak, give me some double A music. It's not really about who won? How about that ball for amount? Who lost? The tar Heels? How about that for the second year in a row are in the finals. Only this year they don't lose by by a basket in the last second. Gonzaga, right, they beat who'd they beat? Gonzaga? Who you hadza? I didn't. I didn't lose in my my tournament. I think I came in fifth place in ball, came in like second. I predicted that. I said North Carolina would wait scared of give me it's double a music. Yeah you did predict that. Oh my god. But yeah, as we discussed on the previous podcast, yes we did for you to salvage yourself. Drop that acor acor anchor ain't being drop right now, buddy, he's already eat in the poop. Which right, we gotta make We gotta make those arrangements. But what is your body coming up to? Uh? To hold on a second, I believe I just want Jones and I I just one question about the food sands your eyebrows correct? Team said Fair's fair? Right, he said, I have to pick everything correctly. I did. And you picked the national champion. Good for you. It's the consensus favorite, not really a bold pick. Yes, and you picked him to beat too. Listen what I said. I said there was in North Carolina versus they were going to they We're gonna they were gonna beat um. It was a South Carolina. South Carolina lost. They did along with those game cocks. I said that the South Carolina, your eye, I was my son. But hold on, here's the great t talking about saying he he, You know you sealed your own fate because you made your own punishment. Let's listen way back to before the tournament even started. But you think it looks totally normal for you to shave every other part of your body beside your eyebrows, but your eyebrows have to stay. I do, yeah, because dude, I says, if you could, if I could, I behind. Don't you do that? Bet? Hey? Episode one twenty, We're gonna sha eyebrows? Like, why don't you go away? You're not going all the way as long as your eyebrows brown, You're not shaving if I let's lose a bet and tell you what If I lose the n C double As, I will into that. I will shave my eyebrows. If I lose the n C Double, A's alright, why is there? As? I will shave my eyebrows. I will shave my eyebrows. I will shave my eyebrows. I lose the double As, I will shave my eyebrows. I will shave my eyebrows. I will shave my eyebrows. If I lose the double as time browns. He's gonna shave his eyebrows. He's gonna shave his eyebrows. He's gonna shave his eye brows. He's gonna shave his brown He's gonna shave his shave my eyebrows. Right, and we gave you a chance to wiggle out of it, Yes we did. That would have been that should have been the deal right there by eyebrows, byebrows, byebrows. But we gave you. We gave you. You threw yourself upon the mercy of the court, and we are a merciful court. We need everybody within the Sound About Voice to tweet later today hashtag bye brows b y E b r O w S as we pressure Greg t to go through with the promise he made right here several times fair show, even when we tried to tell him he could get out of it. Right, all right, So here's the organ. Okay, we're gonna shave your eyebrows. That's what we're gonna do. Is we're gonna shave your eye when you want to save your I wanna you know, I want to be sensitive to your the fact that you have to go out into the real world and show your eyebrow less face to people. So we could bring we could bring in a pencil and we could color in. Let's do it Thursday, all right, So so this Thursday, we will shave my eye. Will let Scary take the clippers to one and then I'll let Ronnie you'll be for you take the clippers to the other one, the one you want, A one you want you want to I mean I don't want to like do it like with it like a man. You gotta listen. I I bet I lost my pay up. So you will shave the eye. Participation of this, I'd like everybody to get their favorite gred T image and do some photoshop on that, and they take away his eye. Send them into us at the fair show. Yeah, get us, give us a little sneak preview. What it's actually gonna look like. What are you got going on this weekends? That that's gonna like your first public appearance with me. I will shave my eyebrows. I will shave my eyebrows. On Saturday, Shade Double Scary. Scary was supposed to do an event host an event in Staten Island and he's gonna be away for the weekend. So what happened? So you know, so everybody on Stanton Alan. He used a pencil anyway, being a guy, being a good young Scary actually said to the salesperson, I won't be here, want to get thrown over to great T. So she came and asked me, that's the kind of guy I am. I'll give you that. I'll give you that for the first time. Scary like passed over a buck and he gave it to me. So I'm going to get his sloppy seconds he mentioned that you won't have any eyebrows at the appearance. I will save my eyebrows. I will shade my eyebrows. I will shave my eyebrows. Is done, by the way, it would be the biggest thing we've done. Greg T. They get greg tea at half price. That's a good point because he's damaged goods, all right, So I will do I am going to shade my will you guys will shave my eyebrows? Why should you shave it? Live when you've said it. I will shave my eyebrows. I will shade my eyebrows. I will shave my eyebrows. I lose at double a. So Thursday, we shave your eyebrows one each, and then we're going to do anything with the eyebrow hair you want to donated to like Charity of Love, they take hair. You can't do it on Wednesday. Ebrow hair Wednesday, we can't do it Wednesday. Tomorrow, have something to do, so tomorrow we can still do a show. Get to meditate. No, we can still do a show tomorrow. I just cannot do your eyebrow. I can what you going on? What's going on tomorrow? I have a meeting, a very important meeting, and I'm not going to this meeting tomorrow without any eyebrows. I'm all right. We are. The way it takes about I've looked this up. It takes about six weeks maybe more to grow the eyebrows back in. It does not, it does not. They might not ever go back. You never know the hair on your head the time that you donated all that hair up. Yeah yeah, yeah, So whoever it was, it grows back. It grew back in part parts. It partly grew want to it didn't come back on all the places. That's why you said, you know what, screw and I'm keeping my head shaved, you know, the Impractical Jokers who were good friends with uh, they actually shaved off one of their guys eyebrows. Why don't we see if we can ask them to be on the show with us, at least the call in we can. Let me get Joe Gotto to call in. Joe Goto, Joeto call in Gatt right exactly? Tomato, Tomato, potato, potato. Let's get Joe to call in and tell us what happened and how long it took they're guy to get their eyebrows back. What do you think, scare? I think that's a good idea, freak, What do you think? I got Joe self? We can call him up, Hey, Joe Gato? Yeah, come on, yes you called Joe? What if Joe came in to actually shave your eyebrows for us? I don't even want to touch. No, we want to we want to do Do you guys want to enjoy? Yeah? I want to feel that. I want to feel that the ecstasy. Let us do you want to feel the love tonight? I feel a song coming on? Listen, Let's not that one. Please, that's ridiculous. Can you can you shave brow? And? All? Right? Listen? Can we get Joe for real, can we get him on on the on the horn, You're on Thursday? What is he? What is he? What wisdom is he gonna impart upon? Related to this subject? You want to find how long and yeah, we want to find out how long does it take for eyebrows dot back? That's a big deal. That's a googleble thing. Were weeks? Imagine it doesn't go back at all, Like move fast forward to a year. You got to grow back. You're at home, You're afraid to leave the house. Not only that, it's passed over on Monday. So that's a problem. Because I picked the Game Cocks. I gotta be with my friends. My whole family have picked the Game Cocks, and now I have no eyebrows. Listen, at least i'd pay up my debt's bitch you. I would never put myself in a position. Do you freaking Oh? By the way, you're gonna your pass over stater without without any eyebrows? Eyebrows from Lent. Usually they asked four questions at a stater table, but this is gonna be the fifth question. Question where is greg teeth? Eyebrows? Are your eyebrows? That's a tough question. All right, We're gonna play material for the next six weeks. Shut this show off this song so seriously, we're gonna put this on when we shave your eyebrow. This is when Elton John went soft. Dude, get this on. This is garbage, dude. You remember when John was like a real performer and he sang really good music and then he made this. I mean, come on, you know what film is this from? Because from Lion King? Is it? Oh? Yes? Can you shave grating song? There's not a good shaving song. He didn't Weiser do a shaving song or something that somebody did one? No, we don't. Can they did easier to do a shaving they did? They did. Somebody did a shaving song like shaving the song shaving Cream. That's the only song. Who's who did shaving cream? It's like a ninth Oh no, no, no, there's a shaving song. Hold on a second, Weiser did it? You gotta check this The doodling I did out in this room, man, I got I did a couple of like cool illustrations. Can we put this on the Instagram Evening Songs podcast? Is increasing your art skills? Apparently there is? Ah they did hashpipe and pork and beans, pork and they did a song about pork and beans, but knows nothing about shaving anyway, ye browsing. They did undone the sweater song. That's it, that's the shaving song. No, it's the sweater song. Yeah, but that was the shaving song where you shave, you shave the wool off the off the lamb, and then you made the sweater. So don't feel I don't feel the connection a shaving song, ladies and gentlemen. Gregg has been off his medic entire podcast. Somebody give me a doctor. This is what happens. Mon Jovi said that is there a doctor in the house. Let this bad medicine. Might this be a warning to you medicine, the brain in mouth who stuff job, take your med We're going to slowly fake Gregg teas Mike out. He could keep going, but let's leave the sign off to the real men in the room and shoot Greg tea off. Appreciate that. Wow, he is all over the place, bull freak. If you kindly would take jacklobe. No, I'm not gonna do that, but shut up, get in the corner, swatsman. Now, it's just last I guess fine, swats now swats I guess just wat