The Off Air Show - 'News You Can Use' - Ep.117

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Speaker 1: God forbid, we should start with the was was just always start with freak practicing as it sounds right? No, it's great, keep practicing. Got plenty of time here, right, you've only been playing the keyboard for like, you know, your whole life. Makes some lyrics to it, make it write a song A bit bood I got jump stick? What happened? Go? Oh? I love? It's time to ship? Is about? I can't start you know tomorrow? Go go? Why is that? Let's go. I'm gonna bunch your bro It's done. Come on, that's done. Saw it is good. I'm gonna just talk. I'm gonna do the podcast like this all time. O Elvis de Landy sense it's just off air show? What is this? Scary Joe sends the hurricane like episode. Who I'm scary chone? You now, let's not It does kind of sound good show at gmail dot com. It sounds like you're the pilot of a plane. Seriously for a show that puts our current altitude? Our altitude is at the show? And did you tell me to sit back, relax and enjoy the ride? D like that? Yeah? All right, Well I got a bone to pick with you, right, what what the bone that was by the way, that was getting annoying. So I think I cut it, just intuding, uh start it over go what start? What? Over? Your who? Everything? No? No, no, no, no, Hold on a second. They know what's at the office. What happened episode one fifteen? Why are we on number one seventeen? What? What are what are you talking about? Once yesterday was one six years You told me to say today's one seven teenka, because it is one. That's correct. But if you look on what's posted online and on my heart radio, yeah there's no one fifteen. Did I make an error? Did I make a gaff? I mean it's possible. I mean I think it's not that you make an error any other times you always make all right, So I could come clean. I may have made a mistake. You have a reputation, But I will say scary did not call out the episode number last yesterday? He did not? Yes, I did. It was number one sixteen. No, he didn't call it out. Are you saying that he did not call out the number? I'm saying I'm saying, not only did he did he not call the number? He said if I didn't owe you a hunter bucks, he now as me a hunter bucks because he didn't and Balfreak, come to think of it, you owe me fifty bucks because when we went down to l A, I paid for your part of the dinner. The bill was seventy bucks, correct, And then I said, you owed me fifty bucks from the mac Weldon deal that I got for the podcast. That is nor here nor there. And if you want to take nor here, nor there, nor everywhere, if you want to take a task on it, every be paid everybody. You owe me cash for that happy What are you talking about? Twenty bucks? You owe me what you owe me seventy bucks. You don't even know what I owe you. I owed you seventy for dinner minus the fifty that you owe me for mack Weldon. Seven d minus fifty is twenty. When did Scary ever pay you for the mac Weldon He paid me a while ago. Yeah, you owed me money for a lot of things. All Right, I'm gonna go back and I'm gonna go through my gave Ronnie one lump something. He gave me cash. He just like took like five dollar bills out and just just let us speaking lettus just move them in the air and lettuce. You want something, you want to really share my lettus back to eating lettuce. It's great. Stick your grubby hands in my lettuce bag made a little unhealthy. You want some some scott all. That's what we call money in Italian. Alright, here's what we're doing today, guy, Yeah, who's in charge here? It is episode I'm gonna start taking charge you guys eat. Let we go back to saw the problem. The problem. We will figure out what to do with episode. Now we can move forward. Episode one fifteen is not there right now. We are staying in order. So this is episode one seventeen, and we will figure out a way to get a one fifteen out to the off air heads. We will figure that out. We will. But today it's a special day here at the off air show because it is it's newsday. That's correct. You're gonna remember it isn't what do you call it. It's a periodical. It's a local newspaper, that's correct. I will just let us just sweet. But what we're going to it's something different. But I think the offair heads and everybody at home has really going to enjoy this. It is what's scary. Jones just called this is it is episode one seventeen A Newsday is organic lettish? Uh? No, ladies, and what is wrong with you? Guys? This is what you know? I don't understand. I say, it's let us Wednesday. We have a show to do. We're doing it. Bro I am trying to wait, what is that? And then he and then he plays the goddamn news stage here. You haven't played the piano in like freaking like three weeks because you start the podcast and now you've got this lettuce kick, you bringing lettuce and now he's eating lettuce. I'm fine with it all the time. We put in our bodies every day. Shouldn't we take a break and eat some lettuce? Take a break? Right? That's ore Before I walked in here, I agree, you know I I If you want to go on a health kick and you want to start talking about getting healthy, here's the news. Healthy food. Lettuce is in kids. Let us eat your lettuce, heat hit it, bald free, good for your eyes. Lettuce. Come on, give me some let let us, Oh come on, give me lettuce. Man, No, I thought it was Newsday. Can post stand by for news whatever you want? My friends? All right, before we going to news and what's going on. Maybe you can give me a lettuce song. Let us, Yeah, give me lettuce. It's like a medley in here. Give me a lettuce? Is my friend so freaking healthy? Lattice is my friends so freaking heavy? Don't we know? We're gonna take all the less great tease boys of time. And it's gone upstairs already has go walking away from me? Alright, Core teamed up with the news. Come on, alright, so off, fairhead, sit back and relax. We're gonna take you on a journey, our journey that you did not get from the TV or your iPhone this morning. This is we have to reiterate crap, that's what this is. Very this is a very original bit. All right here with John news story number one. We're gonna go through so many news stories, how many back and enjoy it a lot of them. Just give us a ballpark number all you young's ballpark gul fifteen to get ready, all you youngs and toddlerks. Who is following the drama in the NFL. Scared, give me the music you want NFL music I do. Here we go. News story number one drama in the NFL, that ball freak and scary Jones. I want your thoughts right now. You know what, I don't call this drama. I call this Dromo dr m Well, according to ESPNS Adam Schefter, it says that Tony Romo is now ready to leave the Cowboys after a meeting with Joey Jones. It seems to be over will Tony Romo go to the Broncos or the Texans? Well, first of all, didn't you see the writing on the wall last year when all he did was have a headphones and clipboard all year? I couldn't agree with you more. The writing was right on the wall the whole time. You're right, Well, I don't know, man. I think he's gonna have as a jet You think he's going to the Jets? Yeah, they need a quarterback. Well, why would Tony Romo go to a team where he knows he's gonna get his butt kicked? There's nobody in Jets Land on the offensive line that they can protect him. I think they would have that would improve the Jets if they had Tony Roman. Paul Freak, where do you think he goes? I mean, in between eating pieces of lettuce, I've been thinking about this. I mean I'd love to see him go to the Niners. But that's the same problem. You know what, But I kind of agree. I think that the warm weather could do well for him. I would like to see him go to the Niners as well. He's gonna get hammered. They also have no offensive line. All right? Point taken taken from a Niners closet Niners fan. All right, we don't want to play quarterback? What do you thin Kaeperta got out of there? All right? All fair heads, We will keep you up to date. Cony Romo. Watch Scar Jones news headline number two. He's about to eat another piece of let us. I'm running out of let us. How about you eat a piece of lettuce with every news story. That's the plan I have any more? Do we have great t seventeen? We have. You're gonna be very healthy boyed by the end of this to takee poop tonight. You're gonna like it. Let's that crunch ron? Great? What's that headline? All right? News headline number two? Will it be survivor on CBS or will it be the designated Survivor on ABC? Now? How did that happen? Well, evidently I had no idea that Baldfreak is such a massive Survivor fan. Baldfreak after thirty four seasons, eighteen years, years, eighteen countries, four contestants. Yeah, we are now going into episode this season, number thirty five with Jeff Probst. Well, how is it on two networks? How did ABC get their hands on? No? No, no, that's Designated Survivors the key for Sutherland. I'm the president, but I'm not the president Survivor. Its Survivor, Verse Survivors. So scary Jones, what are you watching tonight? Are you watching Designated Survivor on ABC? Or are you watching Survivor on CBS? You know what, I gotta go with the gold standard. I mean, you gotta go with what's familiar. Are they on at the same time? Let's see, so I don't even know a matter of fact, can you find out hold on ABC? Eight o'clock is no? You know what eight o'clock is? Goldberg's than speechless. You know, a good news news reporter does the research. Okay, I got ready for a watch them both live, but either no, that's not true Survivors two hours tonight? Which one would you prefer? How about that one star Jones, I'm going to your head. What do you if you had to make a decision? Jeff Prows, Oh my god, dies the Survivor? What do you? What about you? I'm gonna be I'm more interested in Designated Survivor on ABC. Have you been watching it from the beginning? I watched several episodes and I did like it. I got hooked. But how can you not watch? What do you mean so you've missed some episodes? Well? I have missed some episodes. That's correct. Is like a serial drama? Like is it important to watch every episode? With this one? You do? So I have to go back in time. I could go back in time to before this podcast. But school loss because I have in my house is a mat of Coco place you know what for next episode? What's your favorite cereal? Just added to the news. Do you still watch Survivor at all? I don't. I've been intermittently. But do you know what I'm watching for? And I'm not gonna lie in maybe a pick. I watch it for the hot women and who are dirty and grubby looking by day you know, by week seven, like a dirty little Survivor and what filthy? And then they're in their bikinis and they were going in the water. I could respect that. At least the man's gotta got marry like the water sports the water content. What are we missing on Survivor? For? What are we missing? Because I know I don't watch it as much as I used to. I watched Survivor probably for the first ten, maybe twelve seasons, and then I got kind of tired of it. I took a break for maybe like five to seven years, and then a couple of ex girlfriends were into it and I was, you know, I still had back. I've been back for a long time, and I think it's been as strong as it's ever been. The editing is great, the challenges are great, and you feel about SNL. It's a social drama. It's not like The Bachelor, where it's where it's just it's it's a strategic game. I love the strategic angle the game. It's the only show that I watched that I insist on watching on the same night because I don't want to find out who got voted out. So you're saying that The Bachelor is not strategic. No, it's this Batchelor's nonsense. I think me and Scary would beg to differ with you, I think, Lettuce, I've got a few more pieces right here. If you're one of the girls on the batch, if you're one of the girls on the Bachelor, right, doesn't it take it's strategic how to win his heart? No, absolutely, it is if you think about it, right, They have to. They actually compete with each other. They tell they talk behind each other's back. They make them think that they're friends with Yeah, it's kind of the same thing, except without the uh you know, living on an island and sweating and get Yeah, but I like that element of it too, like the whole surviving in the wilderness and dealing with hurricanes and tsunamis and stuff like that. Well, here's what I'll do for you, because I know that you're such a big fan, okay, and you're doing something for me. It's all for one, one for all. Here on the off air show, I will I will set my DVR and I will watch your survive her tonight if you watch My Designated Survivor, are you guys in yes, I'm no, I'm not in on that. That's why not. Because I have a certain amount of time designated to watch television and Designated Survivors is not designated to fit into that time. You have designated time to watch Designated Survivor? Can I go back and watch twenty four with with Key for Sutherland because that was a good show. If you want the first drop us a line on Twitter, tell us what you think is a Designated Survivor or is the Survivor for you? News headliners were moving on, we are have more commentary. I got the chance to rapper music coming on right now. I was gonna say that. You know, this season of Survivor is like an all star edition, so that's another added element. If you're a fan of Survivor, you get to root for contestants from previous seasons competing against each other, including two or three of the one million dollar winners are back. I will give it some thought, and I promise you don't want You're gonna get something thought. I don't believe you, alright, So, lazy gentlemen, go on, Why does Chance the Rapper in the newsret team. I'm sure we've all heard by now, and if you haven't, let me be the first to tell you. Chance the Rapper did something really cool. He sat down with the governor of Illinois, and he wanted to talk about what's going on with the Chicago school system where he was born and raised and went through. And he turns out that he didn't like what he heard, so he decided to write his own check. The Chance the Rapper made so much money, so he decided to give back to the community. He wrote a one million dollar check to the Chicago school system. I think that's pretty cool, tremendous, right, Hats off to Chance the Rapper. He gotta think about second, he came from not what he always wears a hat. He does well if you think about it. The guy came from nowhere. He was selling mixtapes, right, He didn't have a record label, he had no backing, and he had this following that just gravitating around him. And I'm thinking he was always a positive person. And I agree, So good things happened to great people, right, and now nothing goods happening to us. That is not true. That is not true. He wasn't born with a silver spoons. He was not He wasn't handed a recording contracts, right, he wasn't privileged. So and and it shows, it shows because he's he's taken his million dollars and he's given it back to the community. Wow. Okay, so scary and ball freak. If you can give back to a community for something that's been good to you, what would you do? Who would you give back to? Wow? Come on, ball freak. I must get back to the Brooklyn College radio station if I ever had a chance, because it was it was there where I um where I really first took an interest, in active interest in anything in any career, and that would turn it to be the one that I went into. I respected to the college, Brooklyn College Radio out to Brooklyn College. If I make Mills ball free, who would you get back to you? I don't think I would get back to anybody, but I pay it forward. Of course you wouldn't you know why? Because you're a cheap best. That's I'm saying. I'd forward. I'd pay it forward to, you know, to somebody who's much more needy than somebody who did something for me way back. Quen, How would pay it forward with your time? How your money? Right? No, through volunteering and donations like I always do. Donation not monetary. Go for it. That's okay. Every time we talk about money, you don't want to give anybody. What did I just say? I said I would give m I just don't want to give it back to somebody, to a seventh grade teacher, like who? Really, come on, Scary you know me forever? Who Who do I owe a debt of gratitude to that needs money? Nobody? Right, Not my parents exactly, maybe your family, maybe your family. But I do know that you do have this horrible, horrible pit in your stomach from the education system because I mean, every single teacher that we went through and every year, I mean, nobody gave to you. Nobody. You know, you always you with the rebel, did it all on your own. But you do have alligator arms. You know. You remind me of that alligator and the face that Hey, I go this church. Oh you can't seem to get into my pocket wallet pay Speaking about cars and card shurchs, Scary Jones plenty, let us for everybody, Let us pray all right, litsen ladies and gentlemen, off fair heads, the off fair army. Who knows uber better than Scary Jones ball freak? Does anybody know he invented Uber? I believe I was actually back on that Uber tip when it was nothing but a m It was a beta test. Let me tell you a little allegory here. Um we were when Washington d CEE. We took one of our baseball trap don't she tell you? Stop? Doesn't tell that story. And you know a bunch of old school brothers, brothers from back in Brooklyn, you go on these baseball trips together and Scary Jones. It had to be at least five years ago. It was like, guys, you gotta check out this this thing called Uber. They come. You just go on your phone and and and you just tell them where you are and it finds you on the phone and then a guy comes and you don't have to pay money nothing. We were leaving the Washington National yet New York Yankee game, and there were thousands of people pouring out of the stadium. We had no way to get back to our hotel, no cabs in sight, but we wanted to walk. In our defense is as always, Scary you know, wants to take the more convenient round. But we we did mock him roundly because we had no idea what Uber was, and we just were uh dumbstruck that he would just go into his phone to try to get a cab and now it's you know, it's the biggest thing since sliced bread. So scary was wait, did you do any stock in Uber? Scary? You gotta translate that to the stock Okay, well, it's funny that you even mentioned that, because that is what the story is about. Like, but you know that Lift is now overtaking Uber, that Uber's numbers are really taking a big hit in the stock market. So I wanted to know your thoughts, Scary Jones or ball Freak. Are you preferring Lift over Uber nowadays? Um? I prefer I still prefer Uber Overlift because there's a thousand more, hundreds of more drivers and tons of more drivers actually the left. I don't know the exact numbers, but uh, and I think that it actually is cost effective in most places. There are certain places where Lift beats Uber and price, in which case I will grab a Lift. I do have both on my phone. But um, Lift started as the app that was supposed to be you're getting a ride from your neighbor, and by judging by some of the cars that I've seen that pass for car services, UM, yeah, that was that's the case. It looks like your neighbor's car because right now Uber Uber cars are better and better condition in the Lift cars. Well, you know what in the news article I got here, it seems that Lift is now ready to make that move and leap ahead of Uber. And they're actually looking for more drivers. So any off airheads, if you guys are looking for some work, Lift is looking for more drivers. How about that? And lifts a massive marketing campaign right now. You can't get away from their billboards and stuff. Just saying and just remember back in the day, bald Freak, I was right. I ordered that Uber and I was the man you were before anybody knew what it was. Wall Freak, was he the man? He's he's not even paying attention right now. All right, Well you have another story, news headline number five. Let me let me get the sounder for you. Hold on, here's another one. There's another sounder for you. I like that. Like that? Oh my god, stop eating the lettuce here, okay, ball freak, here we go, okay, talking about chicken here. You know, I remember remember how I always I always said that there's fake chicken out there, and there's factories that are making this fake chicken. Well, I don't know if you guys heard about the story of course that you know, Subway has been nailed for this, for this fake chicken, and they are claiming that now they're chicken is not just fake. They're saying it's fifty chicken and it's fifty some thing else. So guys, what's the something else? Was great? T right? Are we dealing with more fake chicken? Scary Jones and break? What do you got? Well? What exactly is this? Quoting? Like ball, freak and scary? Here's also what I want to know writing, not only are we dealing with fake chicken? What other foods out there that we are eating are not exactly what we're eating? Sometimes Chinese food? Do you think Chinese food? Well, that's always that's always been the stereotypical uh you know, is chicken chicken? Or is it like the dog in the alley in the back? But think where does it stop if it's just chicken? Right now? But what about meat? What about filet mignon? What about what about ribs? I mean, how much ribs meat is really ribbed meat? What are we really going? I'm gonna go with the more you pay for that cut of meat, the better quality you're getting, and therefore the better chance you have of getting. Some places now are killing deer and they're feeding you deer meat because they think that Pepe can't tell the difference between a cow meat and dear. First of all, I think deer is a little bit healthier. Actually, ostrich looks like beef as well, and it's a thousand times healthier for you. So it is buffalo, but it's not bad for you. These are these are your questions? Yeah, these are tough questions. Well, come on, I don't even put this is supposed to be news reports. I realize we're gonna have to comment on every one of your reports. Well, come what do you think you gonna sit there and just relaxing to think about it? I don't I don't know. I don't know how meat is processed? Do I know about meat ball? Fair heads? Have you got any thoughts? You always drop us a line on Twitter, or of course give us an email coming right there by the way, meat and processed. You don't want processed meat. You want you want to make sure that I mean, you're you're eating an entire cut of If you have an eight ounce filame in your own it's a continuous piece of beef that has not been processed well. Scary, you're coming off your forty one day diet. I mean, do you want to do you want to go to some of these places that you think are maybe having fake food? No way, because it's gonna put toxins in my body? Right, and you know Dr Fatlaw says attacked us to the talks in right, and then it builds more fat And is any of that fake food? Who knows what that's doing to your insides? How you know? How much? You know? How much fats in their new sadline number six people eating fake food for you right up to my love it freak? Yeah, you like living where you're living right now? Or would you like to move? I do? I do enjoy where I live right now, and there's a certain level of stability, But there is also a part of me that would love to move completely out of New York City at some point in my life. Really want to get out of the Try state. Hime. Oh yeah, I mean I've been here in my whole life. How far would you like to move? He wants to move to Seattle or Austin. Yeah, I would move as far as the West Coast for sure, if the opportunity presented it given the music for this new radio Heart Media. Anybody listening to this at I Heart Media. I need some music for this one. Please for this one. Give it to me. I loaded up right there? Which one hit the next one? Why? No? That is the last thing. Like David Belo, I thought the answer was the South. That theory has totally messed everything up. He didn't play the music for Left vers Uber, he didn't play my cotton Eye Joe. And now he's finally caught up. Were you're supposed to take over? Aren't you? What happened that? Well? I left him in charge. He's DJ. You know we sparrow over there, ground controls. Well, people are moving out of space, all fair heads. You now moved outer space and live on the moon colonized Mars. So here's the deal. The Amazon's very own Jeff Bezos, he says, Jeff Amazon, Women on the Moon Bezos b Ees c O s Jeff Bezos. Bezos, Amazon's Jeff Bezos is now building like these like moon things on top of the moon. You can live in these like globes that are going to be put on the moon. He's looking for people that want to live up there with no gravity on the Moon. I'm not even kidding. This is legit. Can you come back if you don't like it? I don't know. How do you call somebody from the moon. Yeah, I think this is all just so Baltford. You want to you want to live on the Moon. I mean, what are the what's the real estate like out there? How much could I how much can I get a two bedroom for on the moon? Yeah, we're gonna take Buttons for a run on the they play Moon no Gravity mooney Zky on the Moon, I hope so they don't play it on the podcast. And when he's playing on the Moon. I don't think you can take a dog up there. I don't really don't you can take a dog to the moon. This is just for people. Give him like a little little doggy space suit. No, Nope, you're gonna have to say goodbye to Buttons. Going to stay the off air show. As soon as Buttons kicks the bucket, I'm out. I'm out on the Moon. Well, NASA says they can get you up there by your people are gonna start living on the moon. Well, hopefully Buttons will still be alive and three you can pay them in space rocks, Hey man, moon rocks. Though there was a cool store. I really didn't gonna get an apartment. Or if you could, you could actually perfect the moonwalk on the Moon from What are the Moon Puns? Can you make the New Story Done? Was seven Scary Jones hit the music did you Know? Doesn't let stand Free? Running out waal Free wal Free? Do you know what tomorrow is? Tomorrow is the anniversary or something very special? Um the first time we kissed? Very close? Scaring Jones? What is the anniversary of tomorrow? It's the anniversary of the death of Big Papa twenty years tomorrow, twenty years that's right. The hip hop mystery turns twenty tomorrow. Who killed Biggie Smalls? And it's still an open cold case. So Ronny Bull free. You know what one of his last albums were? It was It was called Ready to Die? Really that was the name of his last album. I didn't know that well, you know there was that, you know years long. That's still a conspiracy about how he's not dead. For Tupac's not dead. They're actually still the live and they both faked their deaths. Come on, now they're both. The story goes that this was a revenge killing, right for who knows. We don't know if that's the case. Yeah, we don't want to talk about that, right. We don't want any hits on us Tupac. No, they say it was a revenge from Tupac's killing. Sweet enough to feed the me a moment of silence for Rabbigg Smalls. I think we just let a song collect this great song? Who killed Smalls? All fair heads? Drops the line on Twitter? Who killed Manby at a fair? Shows when you pop yo pulvery? How many more we got? I got? I only have like four pieces of lettuce left. Oh my god, there we go. I'll see somebody's tonight the ship having baby show. He liked that high Like when I think of news like, it's like see in n and this thank you, thank you news headline number eight. Are you guys ready this one? Ball freak Scary Jones? Who do you guys watch late night on television? Who do you watch Jimmy Fallon? Do you watch Jimmy Fallon? I'm Jimmy Fallon. Guys. Well, he's very excited that you're watching ball Freak. Who do you watch on late night. UM, I don't watch anybody. I watched the clips on YouTube of UM Fallon Conan, just fallon and Conan. All right, Kimmel, you know Kimmel is tonight. Damn. I don't have enough time in my dad love time. Let me tell you, I think I'm gonna go out on the limb and say this. I honestly think that this generation of late night TV is probably the most innovative, creative and best, most talented individual hosts that we've ever had in any generation. No offense to the legends that were there before, like the Johnny Carson and Letterman. By the way, can I interrupt you? There is a fantastic article interview with David Letterman on the web. I don't know what, just google it, but it's it's a current interview with David Letterman where he talks about the late night wars, he talks about Trump. It's in depth and it's Fantasticcept you're a fan of late night talk shows, check that out on the web. Ex The funny thing is, it's actually what you're talking about is what exactly where I'm getting the story from? Yeah, bu freak is tone never mind? I do love the Chimmy Fallon music. Nob he's got the best band. He does the roots. You can't argue with the roots. There he goes, Seth Meyers has uh Fred Arms and his friends. I do like, let it play out, oh man, But I will tell you you're right there, the bald freak Seth. I do love Seth Meyers and his band as well. Well, he's got he's got Fred Armers and formerly of SNL. I don't want to, I don't want to burst your bubble. But yeah, the story is that Stephen Colbert has one in the ratings for the second for them sorry for the fifth straight week in a row. Topic. Yes, Stephen Colbert has had the best ratings in Late Night. He is now beating Jimmy Fallon again because and he's right, just like exactly what ball freaking you guys just said. Due to the David Letterman, he also spoke out about it. So evidently Fallon doesn't want to play the political game, which I have a lot of respect for. I mean, listen, Elvis Duran himself, we don't play the political game. We don't go into uh bashing Donald Trump either. We we let everybody decide what they want to do. Even on the Afair show Scary, did you not say there's nobody winning in a political battle on the office shows? Right, nobody wins in a political debate. It's not, so we don't talk about it. Well, you also have to consider that the network has a say I would I would guess in what Jimmy can or cannot talk about. Okay, but NBC is one of those that are supposed to be allegedly against Trump leading more democratics, So so you think they would let him fly, especially with s n L. SNL is so liberal with all their stuff. So so what I'm saying is I think that it's the show's producers and Jimmy and the writers that have made that, I'm guessing made that decision to stay the stay center, stay atual, and it's hurting them. And that's what's happening. Because Fallon has decided to not go the political route. He's getting beat by a lot of these other late night talk showing. Yeah, because everybody wants to see who's beating up Trump, and they're all turning on other shows, and Colbert, of course does what's your thoughts? Ball Free? I don't know what to say I mean, I think it's going to take a lot for him to change his stance. Maybe the thought was that, hey, let's let's be the show that doesn't talk about that stuff, right exactly. People people can't help but talk about what about Kimmel? How's he doing in this? I mean it is a three or four person race. It did not even say about all The big story really was just that Stephen Colbert his one for the fifth straight week in a row. All right, here we go, news headline number nine. Oh my god, we're not even into will digit jet has anybody you might want to consider a pouring some dressing down your throat? All right, Paul freaking scary? Who's your favorite SNL character of all time? Well? No, right now, current current cast, current cast membercast, hate McKinnon. You could agree, disagree or whatever. You know, God, there's so many of them. I like Pete Davidson. Okay, I'm glad you brought him up. So have you ever have you wondered where he's been? I mean when he came onto the scene SNL, he was all over right, he was in every single sketch. Agreed, No, No, this is his first year I think is a featured player on the show's featured No No No. Last year, he was the youngest cast member on SNL and he was in a lot of sketches, and now he has he's been very missed. I mean he's in like one sketch. It's that and or he's standing in the background. He doesn't even say anything. Well, if wanted to know where SNL cast members, Uh, you know Pete Davidson has been. Did you guys know he's been in rehab? Yes? I read the article online. Oh you did so the old news. Okay, well listen, you know what he's been in rehab? Drug rehab. How about that he's a big stoner. Well, now he's well because he had a disease. I'm sure that's the reason he's a big stoner, because he has because he has Cron's disease. Not because he enjoys getting high, but he has Cron's. No, no, but he the Crone's disease. That the weed was helping him, I'm sure it was, but I'm sure it was helping him in other ways to his his comedy was mainly based on weed smoking. Alright, fair enough, what's his problem now? So he's cleaning up. He's cleaning up right. That's where he's been. He's been battling to get you ship straight. Scur Jones. Here we go. Take it. Take a page from Pete Davidson's news headline number. That's it. That's that's the whole story. Yeah, that's it. I spy is onto the bottom of the I spy is on all fairheads. You goes chiming on anything we talked about, of course, drops a line of Twitter or on the off our show dot com I spat Don Adam Show. You know what's going on right now? It's happening in the US government. The US government is breaking into our iPhones and our social media apps. Secretly, they could turn the TV into a microphone. So the government is now hacking and they now know what is going on, what people are doing. Anything connected to WiFi Internet, I think smart device, anything like an Alexa or anything with a camera like your computer. What have I always said that government is always listening, listening, and they're watching all three What your thoughts. I'm just excited to watch the Don Adam Show. Now when you said I spy, I don't listen. Everybody's got a conspiracy theory, but I mean, it would be frightening but not surprising if you were correct. But let's just if the government's listening to your phone conversations for real, what are they listening to, like like for real, for you, ball, for you and Ski having a conversation. What is the government listening to bitching about you? Him telling me, hey, come on, let's hang out tonight to me bout no man in my sweatpants, I'm making dinner. I can't do it. Okay, that's pretty conversation. That's conversation. Literally, I call him at least two or three nights a week. I'm like, dude, I'm hungry, I got nothing in my house. I'll uber over to you, or you were over this way, grab some food. He's always like, no, dude, why don't you call me two hours ago? I was went out for a run and I'm heating up tacos from last night. Do I sound like that you're listening sound like this when I talk? I don't sound sounding like Selma from you. You're on the phone with your girl, Robin. What are you guys talking about making plans? We're trying to see what's going on for the weekend. You think that's entertaining to the government, Then I talk bad about you again. I'll tell you what I do all day when I'm on myself. It's the only way I convent when I'm on the phone. You know where I am. I'm in the shutter. Okay, I'm in the bowl and I'm taking a crap Tisian taking a tish. Right, I my brains out. If the US government is listening to my conversations, they're hearing me going, They're hearing me crap my brains out in my bathroom. Is that interesting to the U. S Government? Is that what they want to hear? Because I'm serious, I'm in the bathroom so many times on the phone. I am in the bathroom on the phone almost all the tiring meads say, is Alexa turned bathroom lights on the exactly dim kitchen lights. I mean, come on, are you talking? I never talked to Are you kidding me? I never used that. It's a game changer, dude, it really is. She dident lazy people. She dims the lights like five different levels. I mean, Scary will not remember back in the day when I have to have to use to dim my own lights. Scary will not exercise to the point that he got Alexa. Now he can't even got the lights switch. Sometimes I'm crashing out in my bed and I'm laying down it's late at night, but I left the kitchen light on. That's all I do is yell Alexa to take care of that ship. Alexa, turn kitchen lights off. And then Alexa actually responds. He's like okay, and she shuts the lights. Can't even turn his own lights off. All right. Number eleven, Oh my gosh, here we go. Scary Jones played me the music for this one. Well, freak, get ready for this. This is going to be a year. Yep. It's Tibo time story, all freak. I'm sorry you can't get away from it. You can't. I think it's more of a um emplicity stunt. You know that's my question. Tim Tebow joined the Mets, as you know, that's right. He They say he was gonna be at the Brooklyn Cyclones or their Triple A. Correct. They say he wasn't gonna make the team, correct, But for now it's been training. At least he's d H meaning designated hitter. If you don't follow baseball, I mean, you can't play in the field. What do you think. I don't know, man, I don't know. I've never seen the guy swing a bat, but it seems yeah, I mean it seems a little ludicrous to me. Come on, you know this is I think get going for the back page. You're fighting for the back page? They are? They absolutely are they the best they can do? It is it makes Let's tell you something, how are you going to top that? If you're Thees? How are you topping Tebow? For real? You get Payton Manning to it to playing double a. No, you're not telling anything. Yeah, Tebow is a headline maker, he really is. What's what's the beard guy doing? That? Is? He is? He get a team? Who was the beard guy on the Jets? What bearded guy? Fitzpatrick? Oh? Come on, we get Fitzpatrick on the Yanks? Stop speaking of Fitzpat freak. We have to make an attempt to do a Gerald Fitzpatrick Patrick Fitzgerald phone tap. Alright, thanks, it just doesn't involve Greg t No, but we really need to because somebody I know wants to phone tap someone. They emailed me and we gotta get we gotta get into the studio. I mean, we're talking about Tebow here. So we gotta talk about Patrick Fitzger. Oh my god, it's a requested phone town a second, I want your thoughts on Tebow. Do we agree that the Mets are trying to steal the headlines? Like? What is it? Is Tebow really that good? For real? Not all honesty? No, No, it's it's all ahead. I'm gonna guess No, I mean again, I've never seen I mean, compared to he's good. You know what he's gonna do. Maybe, But if he doesn't play for the Mets, then do the Mets bring him down to Brooklyn? They play for the Cyclings. He's gonna put asses in seats where in Coney Island? Know where on the team when the Mets, when the Mets have a chance to bring him up, they will sit on the bench in Coney is will take swings. And where's gonna play. I think it doesn't matter where he goes if he can he go, if he plays in Coney Island for the Brooklyn Cyclist or if he's at City Field with the Mets. Right, he's going to sell tickets if they know he's gonna play. If you're Tebow, this is what you want to sign up for. The Yankees have done their entire fucking don't go, who have they done? They bring in people, they bring in big bats, will come Billy crystal Is in spring training one year. That's that's as hardcore as we got. You know what are you talking about? Give us an example exactly. The Yankees make big They make big moves for big players that actually play basics right. But yeah, but those guys are the ones that are gonna put the asses in the seats. Did the taste makers of the game. You know what? I compare this too, and you know you're gonna love it, and ball freak, you're gonna agree. You know what. I compare this article to tell me you're gonna think you ready, Michael Jordan's playing baseball for the White Sox. Same thing. But Jordan was was the greatest basketball player of all time at the time, and he went to go play baseball. Tim Tebow could barely play football. But but unfortunately that's but now that's what they're doing. The Mats are using Tebow the same way the White Sox used Michael Jordan the same exact way. I think it's it's apples and oranges, you're kidding. I mean the only difference is in neither of those guys can play baseball. Well, this is it. We are involved, and I'm telling you all year it's gonna be Tebow time for the Mats all year long. They're gonna kill the back pages. Scary Jones is correct, You're out of your mind. Do you think if Tim Tebow I'm a Met fan and I'm telling you, if Tim Tebow makes it on the single A match, you think that's backpage news? Absolutely every day. The cyclones might not be selling out these days, here's a way that there's a sure fire way that they have A star's right. I agree that people will come see him play backpage news. He's leg he's a legitimate Could you imagine the day Tebow hits a home run? Are you kidding me? Whoever catches that, if you can imagine it, that is going to make the back page one of the papers. Absolutely, it's in a single A park. If I guarantee if Tebow gets hit, if the ball hits him, a picture, get the headlines, make some headlines. I'm telling you the field and he makes an error or whatever, he'll be scrutinized every single day. Highs and lows it'll be massive bona fide celebrity. Miss Jackson. He's there's another one. There's another one. That's a guy who could play two sports as leash perfect. This big story today is false. Freaky is out of lettis Well, you know what? You know where you can go? Can you get to the nearest to the nearest waffle house? Where where is the nearest waffle house on in eastern Pennsylvania? Is that the nearest one? So us? I have no music for the waffle house? Where where? He says? The seventy eight in Easton, Pennsylvania. I'm sure parts from Pennsylvania. And you know what, maybe Omar and Marine Dan they all live there. They live down in Pennsylvania. A lot of our offairheads, they definitely live in waffle house country. We don't have that where we are like an hour to get to one. Well, the waffle house king has died, the the co founder of waffle house. Yes, he has passed on and uh so there he goes now the the code the code chief owner has now passed on. His family is still is going to reside over the waffle house. But what is your favorite thing to get to order at waffle house? What's your favorite the real cherry coke re cherry that they do when they say, wait, when you when you order your eggs, you have to say the browns hash browns. No, yeah, but you there's a there's a way to order upside down not it's like a whole phrase. Come on, let me cooped, slopped and upped up. Oh my god, what do you call it? All fair heads help us out. You gotta when you order your when you order it, they said, you call it something and you have to specifically say it this way fried covered and smothered, smothered and over easy and does get the big duty special. I'm calling our specialist, our waffle house specialist, Scotty b S. I'm gonna I'm gonna put you on speaker. Yeah, I'm gonna put you on speaker phone. Okay for the off fair show talking about the waffle house and the co co founder had passed on. But we have some questions. Hold on, hold on here, does he know that the co found the waffle house to Scott? Never mind that, Scotty, we need to view for something else. Scotty, can you hear us? Okay, Hey, Scotty, we would like to know, Scary's got a question get asked, when you order at the waffle house? What do people say about smothered and covered? Okay, what he wants to know is this is he wants to know what do people say when they order at waffle house? It is smothered and covered or something like that, scattered, smothered cover cap. There's all kinds of different stuff. So how what what is your favorite dish to order at waffle house? Uh? Tiglets waffle and has well done, well done, hash Brown's. What do they still serve the real genuine cherry coke? Yeah? They do. They make it fresh there, it's not on tap. Nice What does that mean? They claim that they have the freshest Coca cola, and I don't really understand what that means, but the freshest high fruit. Those corns here money could buy Scotty bag. Why do you love waffle house so much? To be honest with you, it's probably the fact that we don't have it here in New York anyway. I think you kind of always crave something that you don't have the same people the same way that I guess, you know, Scary Burger when he goes to l a any time I'm traveling in the South. You know what, you know what the equivalent of that is, um I saw. I read a story that a dunkin Donuts opened in Corpus Christie, Texas, and as soon as it opened up, the lines went around the block for like days and months and weeks really because and all people do is it's it's the same thing with you know, Sonic just came to New Jersey and Long Island. The lines were ridiculous. Dairy Queens just opened again on Long Island. Oh yeah, what what's that, Scotty? What's the line like for Dairy Queen out on Long Island? Well, it's not bad anymore. When the first one opens after New years ago, the line had to police their directing traffic is the line would wrap around four times, but now there's four or five here, so you know, it all alleviated a little bit. Scottie getting news. Thank you very much, Scottie, peace out, hard hitting Nicety. He's walking home from the trade station all the off air show. So there you go, guys. It's true though, the hottest topics we when you don't have that restaurant in your area, you go crazy for it. And you have restaurant Tourette's. As we discussed yesterday's right, do you just shout it out? Carl's Jr. Can't say, Oh my god, waff laugh, oh my god. There you go. Hey know the guy died. I heard all the show News day dude by Rogers. We gotta stop. Is that it? I will come to let us. You know what, if only the offair heads new what I went through to get this done, that's all I'm saying. The victim, what's the bottom line? The way to the world on his shoulders? You know what? How do you do it? How do you do? Damn good show wasn't debate book. We're running in quicksand everybody said jackalo Jack on the bucking nose. Just watch me now. It's just latch me now. I got some friend frien won't just watch me now, Just watch me. 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