The Off Air Show - 'News Scoops' - Ep.111

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Speaker 1: I'm a china shop today. I'm a bull in a china shop. I'm ready to get this podcast going. You guys ready to get this podcast going? You're ready? Great? Take? Are you ready? Great? Take? What I told I'm bulling the china shop. I'm a man of a mission because when he gets into his modes want I want to get this is what happened. I want to give the listeners get podcast. When he gets into a mode like this, this is what happens. You know why, because people can't wait till two o'clock to listen to our podcast. They want to hear a podcast at eleven or new This is when you make all the mistakes. And I just got done talking to ball Freak while you were out of the studio. He's in one of his moods where he wants to get the show on the road. I can't even speak. You see that? And Balfrey goes and he's take his meds. Did you not say there saying I needed XANIX? What do you say? That? Don't help you? Are you a little bit out of control? Calm down, Calm, I'm calm. I don't know on you. We're getting things done today. We're done, We're moving hill. Elvis Rand Presents just off air show Scary Jones and Greg T. That was that was terrible. You remember one eleven that was like you drive a car and then you run over nail and the air just came right. I was I thinking of Chief Puberty on that we gotta start over. No, we don't start over. Let's keep Let's keep that and start over on the off their show forever. Oh my god, let it be known that episode one eleven, Gregg T's voice cracks. You know what that's like. It's like a car, like a you know, like gonna go to guys, gonna run down the stain. It's like crazy. It's cars that are ready to drag. And all of a sudden, the green light goes on and one car jams on the gas and the back end go America's favorite podcast. I don't know what's going on. I'm sorry. Does maybe maybe teacher to take his meds today? Is anyone? Let me everyone, I'm looking for Blue Dude. You have to get you. You have to do voice exercises. Mom, it's a version by Becky here Blue Moon. I remember a time when you had my keyboard on it was amazing. It was like five minutes ago. Oh there, I am. Did you guys used to do mouth exercises? I think Ronnie, you and I were in the same radio production class in college where j Bay Singer professor Binger. She she used to tell us to put a pen between our lips, like you put a pen between you to pen huh pen knife and your kidney. And then you have to over enunciate in order to say your word. So no, you go a re look at you, Okay, do you call mouth? So the whole point is when you remove depend from your mouth, you speak and enunciate better because of it, you're overcompensating. It's almost like that game that they have now, what's the facial expression? The game when you put what is it called big mouth? What is that? What is that? I've played that like over the holidays with my family. It's actually pretty Can we bring it in here and play? We got to have a round. I thought we had the game somewhere. Next time we have a guest looking for maybe when next time Stacy comes up, we should play that with her. That was that's actually a fun game. You know what, I don't know, but we haven't here. Oh, I wouldn't if it's opened, I wouldn't trust that. I just do it with the pens in our mouths. The problem with that game is that once you have a like player one, player two, player three, they're pretty much permanent because you don't want to ever use that mouthpiece on anyone else. Again, Elvis, look at home he did last he wants to open his mouth really wide for something that's a clip and on today's shot, welcome to the episode at one eleven. Here we go, let's go, here we go. If you like anything we say, yeah, you can email Let's highlight. You can email us at the Gail dot com or hit us on Twitter at the Onfair Show, or even follow us on Instagram at the Share Show. It is the Offair Show at gmail dot com. Or you can always call us at one two zero one hundred. And that is only if we tweet out that we're looking for some calls. And um so I have start our engines. What do we do today? Scared? What are we doing the show to day? I want to let you know that I'm bored and there's a reason why I'm board, and we'll get into that second that I always find it hard to say that you're bored. On the sheet, it says scary as board b O A r D. How do you spell bored? That's how you spell it? No, what do you mean? First of all, that's a hominem. Talk about board O A R D A homophone or haminem board phenomene phenomenon bard bored as in board like like lacks interest r e D b O r e D. We're gonna have to have another spelling ba. Hominem are two words that are spelled differently but sound the same, like Jim Jim is the same, G y M and g I. J I am very good Jim him. He's got those three letter words down to Jim Jim. So the t s here is a scary is board? No sports on TV? I wonder what that's all about. Oh, we'll stick around slot here the off airshow episode. Some social media feedback. Oh you still remember that song They're ball Freak? Yeah, I played it the other day. He did? Wow did that day? He used his keyboard on the podcast. Yeah, you don't do that anymore? What do you use? Remember everything? The music with my mouth? You put a pen in your mouth? Write us a song about what we're doing a top of fat beat with my lips. Here we go, scarre his board, social media feedback, and then today, oh yeah, come on, give me the beat. You set the tone and I will back. No, the beat comes in first, give me the tempo, give me the tempo, push the tempering. Two. Three, the show, the show, go? What are we doing on the show today? Beside jacking on? Oh, I like it's going wait shut that on. But he ended on a joke. No, we really got something going on. Is you're really gonna get better than jacking him off? Please? Please? I'm not wait, I'm feeling it. I'm really feeling I'm feeling wait, come on, wait, don't stop him right there, that was so we were so there. We'll get back to it. We only had to tip in. Oh come on, you're an idiot. We're real. I's gonna be doing six news scoops today, six scoops, six scoops. I'm gonna get on six different scoops. Okay, freak go ahead. I'm cold and I want the winter to be over. And yeah, man, I'm done with it. Come on, I'm done with it. I know March is coming up. I got March madness. I'm excited about that. Ah, yes, don't they say March rolls in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. I think that's close to what the saying is. That's the saying. That is the same rolling in. But that's how it's I don't know, but that's the saying is March rolls in like a lion and goes out like a Laon said, do you know what that means? It means it comes in with a lot of a lot of wind, a lot of fury, snow, rain, and then all of a sudden it goes out nice and quiet. But then April showers bring May flowers. I look at you, you know you know every month? What does May? What does May say? Uh? Happy Month's day? I don't know May? There is in May? One? Is there May? But to be with you four? I love that. June one June, I don't know. I only know April and March. You know, Um, there's another I don't know, another one illusion in the in the going in like a lion, out with a lamb. Yes, that's a meadowing out with a lamb going March goes in the March goes in like a lion, comes in like a line, and goes out like a lamb, rolls in like a lion, drop drops and rolls out. I will tell you that lamb is a metaphor for Easter, because it's lamb Easter. God. Yeah, the world, Let's go to church. We go to Chester in April, because that's at the end of March. Nobody's understanding that. I just I'm not trying to be religious. I'm just saying that there's another reason why Marshall's look a lion and rolls out like a lamb. It's it's kind of twofold because I don't think that. I think that's just a coincidence. I don't think that has anything to do with Yeah, did you look that up there? In CHRISTI can you can. I don't give me the church music, give me church music. You can give you church music my specialty. Give me give me who's gonna be the priest freak because all he does is play as church music. That's not true. I'm trying to find a nice organ sound for you. Here's an organ for you. Hold this, I'm you rolling like a lion, and then we eat Lamb on Easter Sunday. Man, it says the Christian New Year historical Let's see, I'm looking at up right now, meaning meaning of the it says on the old Roman calendar, March fifteen was the day in which the every the new year began. The March date had basically considered this is basically considered the beginning of spring, a logical time to begin a new year. But what the hell does it have to do with he looked at the wrong thing? No, that that's what it says. The Roman calendar also claims that the new year starts in March. We just want to know if the saying where was the saying derived from Marshall's in like a line out like a land? What is the meaning? Many biblical scholars agree that this was also the actual birthday. I'll look at that. How about that of Jesus Christ? So in the month of March, So it's Christmas? But what the hell does it? What does that have to do with Lamb and March? Ending with I'm reading it right now? Okay, so then I'm right, okay, I'm looking at it right now. Take that. I'll take scar where it as gospel. Get it with him in here the whole hey spirit. So can I tell you what's on my mind today? Well, all right, fine, I'm still looking this thing up again March just there you go, do that another to make and we have to do this and spend this money wisely. This is found money, as you know. Can I get this some money? You want money, money, money, money, money, Floyd money, Pink Floyd money. This is a better money. Yeah. Great, he's taking the theme to the approach. I get nervous when I hear that song. Right now we're playing why because that to me, that says Trish is out spending my money right now. Right now I'm watching run in and out of stores and she's just running play. You know what this means to me? And maybe the same for Ronnie. Yeah, uh, this was this. I think of the Hayden Planetarium on the upper upper west side of it him big Pink Floyd laser show. Yeah, before we were doing drugs back in the day, they used to have at the our local planetarium. They hate a planetarum, which by the way, is a very major one and holds one of those Hubble starship things whatever. It's a telescope still in their thing there. Yeah, So if you're ever in New York City, one of a place to to go, it's right next to the museum offer place to go. It's a museum of naturally got right next to it. I've seen the movie. It's just incredible movie. It's great Ben Stillertarium. Oh my god, the Night of the Museum. It was also not the same thing. That is the same, that's the same day, totally different. Are you saying that when you go to the museum, it's not like being on the set of that movie. The planetarium is like it's connected, it's connecting out of space. Isn't night at the museum like all history and dinosaurs and stuff? But they had the planetarium's never seen the stars are in it? You don't anyway, you're kidding me. It's such a movie buff you never send bald Freak and I high school, we used to go to the Hayden Planetarium on Friday Saturday night because it was the only thing that we can actually get into because we were under twenty one. Yeah, and we used to go and watch the Laser Light Show. They had a Pink Floyd Dark Side of the moon Light Show. So this song here money is part of Dark Side of the Moon and a great album and uh yeah. So every time I hear this song on any song from Dark Side of the Moon, I think of those Friday nights just staring into the sky of the Hayden Planetarium set to the this song. We saw some good we saw some other good shows the youtub Pearl Jam did one light show that Yeah, you didn't have this crap in the no I didn't. Wait. Pearl Jam did a show in the planetarium. It was they play the music and you and you just sit back and you look and they and they do like a light show today I think I think they do recently they did when you've done a googling Lamb of God. If you could, let's go get some ecstasy and then we'll go. You want to go tonight, dude, I can't do it tonight. It is an awesome New York's really thing to do. Everyone. It's in the round and your city planetary. Listen to me, I'm listening you. Everyone is sitting in his seat like almost like auditorium style, a rent in the round, everyone staring at the sky. The lights are out, and then the album comes on, whatever album they're playing. You tube Pearl jam Pink Floyd and then it is set to the laser light show that appears before your eyes and you get lost in the stars and the lights for the next hour and a half. Really at the Hayden Public Planets area, like God, it's the Hayden Planetary. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's what I said. Here's what's on my mind. Here's what's on my mind. That's what I said. To find that about the Lamb of God. I told you already that I told you the story. You're still looking into your phone. Can't trying to play courtroom sound effects yesterday? What's good for the I can't find it that fast? Good, I can't do It's not here here? So I have in my pocket. Yeah, two in gift cards. Yeah baby. So here's what's going on. Our Super Bowl boxes. Um Our friend Jackie from uh from our sales team had Fujifilm in stacks take care of him. They all went out, So you should be receiving it by at the latest next Monday. Right. And we had friend Jen, who is a salesperson for Frank's Red Hot, gave us two hundred dollars. Here's the thing what Jackie gave us, and Jackie accounted for the full amount, So we actually have an extra two hundred dollars. So once we get a logo going, maybe we could put this to our T shirts or we could take a vote. We should take a vote with the fair heads. How should we spend this two hundred dollars now? T now that coming to us with extra money, like give away to the this is all for the fair heads. Is not for me right now. I would say let's take the two hundred bucks, put it aside. Let's not doing damn thing with it then, instead of like, well, let's talk about this off the air of the off air shot, I do want all fair heads to maybe chime in, how do we give away up to? I mean, do you want to just like give it away? I don't think it was just giving us. We don't really have much to ever give away, or should we just spend it on T shirts? But we still need well the logos. We first of all, we have to make a meeting with the logo design logo queen, right, so we need to get that done. And she had, in all fairness, she has been trying to sit down with us and make a date and that that that is for real and we have been not blowing her off, but if things have been coming up, I mean, look, we couldn't get a show on this past Monday. Things are up. So we do have to sit down because a new logo has been told to us that we have to make a new logo. Maybe we should give this two hundred dollars to share nose who was butt hurt the other day? Do you know she was so upset that she gave us all Valentine's Day gifts. We each got chocolates and then we got her nothing got her. I didn't even think about it. I really didn't. I had no idea we should we probably should have. I feel down we should that we should get her something? All right, we should get because you know what the offair heads were coming after us too, saying like, how do you not give a woman anything on Valentine's Day? And and in retrospect, that was a pretty dicky move by us. Alright, fine, I got we did. We were just thoughtless. We have to get share of Valentine's Yeah, I'm add in this to new business. Old business. Have to put us in. Yeah, next time, she's here, all right, we're gonna, we're gonna we gotta present her with something. And we got an l g P. Now we have to get him a gift for his birthday? Oh my god, do you really owe l g P a gift? It's gonna be his birthday on March the fifteen, don't you think so? Pall freak? Don't you think we gotta get l g P a birthday gift? Say something? How about he gives us a gift? But he is, he's gonna work for us sponsorship, but he's working for us now. But don't you think we all him something? He has one month? You put him on the probation. Don't you think by March fifteen on his birthday to get him a gift? We have to get him a gift? Why do we have to get him a gift? Let This guy is so cheap everything. Give a gift to a random salesperson barely friends, you back out of money. Every just get everybody who who works at the radio station in the gift. It is every time comes to money, fill your love, fill your heart with love, Fill your heart with love, and I'll keep my wallet for money. Sad bustard, bastard, we oh share a gift. Here's wife for Valentine's Day. She brought us all each boxes of chocolates. And we didn't get her nothing we get. We didn't get her guts. The point is, you don't eat it. I'm gonna that runner. You don't. You don't not get a woman a Valentine's Day gift. I heard she was but hurt over this. There's plenty of women who I didn't did not get a Valentine's face. She gave one. How awful does it look at she gave? She gave them three of us each a mini box of chocolates. Right, I'll get her a mini, but I got a box of package asserts for Valentine's Day, tic tax for yous gotta go. So I'm looking down the list and it says here song of the day, and it says Ronnie. Right, bald Freak, are you contributing today? Yeah, I think it's my time to h to throw my bald Hatton's turn to burn in all fairties. We did agree that bald Freak will start to pick some of these songs. We did agree to that, right, Yes, we put our hands in the middle and on three we said, well, Bundy, So all of a sudden, Baldfrey comes to my desk today and he goes, hey, t I got a song for us. I said, okay, fine, alright, So he gave me the song. I put it on her sheet. I've never heard of it. I'm not familiar with it, bald freak. Why don't you tell us and the audience what your song is? All? Just a bunch of stupid youngs you inform us music. I gotta be honest, I am. I'm not privy to this band. I don't know anything about it. Well, I'm not incredibly familiar with it either, but this song in particular kind of speaks to how I feel about you guys. In the way this whole music selection thing is gone. Your band called miss e O getting some play on active rock radio and the song appropriately is called middle Finger. I think you're gonna win joy you just listen carefully to the words. I'm side of seeing greep people you are. I am not a model mutle fingers in the air. I used to drink with Sky, I'm stuck with Perry, I'm alcoholic metal fingers in the air. Just keep fingers, just keep fingers. I don't like them. Muse to go. The people tend to share het your los earlyirics, middle fingers in the air. I'm starving. Art is nowhere close to million there. I prefer my key middle fingers in the air. Wow, t did you did you hear that? Um? A ball freak? Yeah? Speak to you, doesn't it? Um? What are you trying to say? Huh? What am I trying to say? No? It just talks about having middle fingers in the air, and I don't like your music. It's almost like a big f you to the mainstream. Hey, I didn't write the song for the record. Had I known, had I known that that was gonna be the lyrics, had I know ridiculous, I don't think I would have said fine, played. I would have tried to talk it out with you. I didn't like it by nice mid tempo beat, kind of like a little electronic rock sounds, but not terrible. I mean, I really think that, dude, you really played us for that one. You played us totally. Why are you trying to send us a message that was wrong? Bro? You know us on Valentine's Day. I enjoyed. I enjoyed that, you know, out of out of a hundred and howe, however many episodes you've made like three or four good choices. Honestly, man, that you know, bro, Honestly, I gotta be honest. You're you're You're off the list. I will be I will be going around you from here on in. I don't think I'll covent you. That's right, I am, I that's right. I just want to get into real quick go ahead, this period between February first onward and upward and April one. Yes, this is an awful time. Why terrible? Why? Because there's no sports? What are you talking about? Mr? Sports over here? No, listen, I'm a big baseball guy and I'm a big football guy. Ball free How do you call into the sports channel? How do you do with ball freak? And it's Frankie from from Brooklyn? Hey, you know what, what do you think about the you know the thing with the Giants? You know what they gonna you know, they're gonna show up the offensive line to see you scary in it and take what? Hey, there's no sports on TV? What am I head? Dob? What am I doing? The Super Bowl? I go into I go into a depression. I need something to root for, and obviously everyone that's why they have this big countdown two pitchers and catchers because they can't wait for baseball. Because the two major sports in America are football and baseball. So so between more you know, for you know, February and March, those two months, there's just a lot of Listen. I'm no offense to the people who love NHL or the NBA. I think agreeing to the college basketball and I think the bull freak will debate you on that that you're that that the two biggest sports are baseball and football, I don't only thing, so I think that NBA is really making a play for being one of the biggest sports in America. Over hyped, Football, over hyped. NBA is the most over hyped, over sold well maybe football really, I don't know really standard it certainly does well freak. Yeah, seriously, you got to realize these dudes, they don't play the way they played in college. It's a me, me me game once they get to the NBA. Do you think it's over hyped NBA. I'm not a huge NBA guy. I like college basketball because they feel is more of a purity to it, like it's more competitive the teams. I feel like the NBA the circus comes to town. Especially if you're you know, you're a New Yorker, you're a Knicks fan, but you're a big Duke Blue Devils fan. It's it's a big right. And then yeah, when it comes to double A, it's like the only thing I care about on my freaking brackets, I don't care if anything. I've got nothing except you know, these schools to like. I'm not like, I'm like, yeah, ra I went to Brooklyn College man too. We don't have we didn't have sports something. But I love the game about sketball. That's why I love college basketball. There's nothing for you to watch and tell us nothing to watch nothing. You go to a sports bar, what are you watching nothing? You're just going for drinks. Not yeah exactly. At least I know once April comes around, I got my Mets. That carries me right through October and then. But I think baseball is boring. Baseball has lost it really is it has lost what it's really like, it's they're trying to put it there. Well, freak, last week, can you finish a sentence? What did they try last week? Right? Wasn't there some new rule where they wanted to start a man on second base in the over in the extra innings because it's so damn boring. I think they're trying to speed up the game because it is a very long game. But baseball to me is like, you know, it's like my my buddy in the background, Like put it on in the background when I'm at home watching Yankee game. You're not sitting there watching all nine innings. I'm not engrossed unless it's like a really tight game and extra innings. Yeah. Right, but that's all right. But I think basketball has a lot of action in it, the slams, I mean, the storylines, everything that's going on. For instance, you talked about the brackets, right, yeah, the brackets. Okay, so here we go. Now we're not getting political. But yesterday it was announced that ESPN always releases the big bracket, right, and they go over to the White House, and for years President Obama used to fill out the brackets and they film it on television. Even it was a big ratings grab for them, and then you would follow along, correct, well, he loves basketball, he plays basketball, and it's exciting. The brackets. We can we all agree that the March Madness Tournament is exciting. Geary, you can speak to this. Have friends just like every other group of male friends. I think we have like a long running what do we call it? The poop? Which do we do? The poop? Which maybe we should ask, let's get what do you do? So? Every year? Um, every year our friend Frank get together the football I'm sorry for the basketball pool turned the tourneyck and we the person who comes in last has to eat a ship sandwich literally well it's called the poop, which no, I'm sure you would be down for that. Great. And it's all done in ceremony, by the way, and we will we have a victory cup for this whole thing. And as well, so we take two slices of white bread, okay, and what do we what are some of the things that he's put on it over the years. Every year it's different, I mean, and it certainly could be mistaken for poops. And inside it's very brown. There's some yeah, there's some maybe some wheat German there some he melts down chocolate, any any any bread, disgusting thing between two pieces of white And if you come and last, and you have to eat, come first, in front of all of us, in front of all of us at the bar. We all go out together and we and we film it. We do this is a whole big ceremony. While whilst the winner drinks from the victory cup, we have a giant cup. I'm sold, I am sold, I am sold. I want it. I'm not even want to be in the poop, which I really do, I really really do. There's nothing going on but that I said, that's the exception. I just look forward to the camaraderie because the first couple of nights we will go out to all the bars and we hang out. We watched the games together, so we like that that moment a lot only. But like you know, but once I'm out of the brackets, I'm back to like disheveled, deflated skies. You don't have a You don't you're not a fan of any of the NBA teams, The Celtics, the Calves, Lebron James. Yeah, listen, if somebody gave me a pair of like, you know, front row seats, as long as he's pampered, give me a pair of cortside seats for the Calves playing the Knicks, no, really, people these teams and well, okay, Well, what I wanted to say was that Donald Trump decided that he does not want to fill out the brackets. He's very busy. He is very busy. There's president to not fill out the brackets. Well, I wouldn't say he's the president not feeling. I guess since since they've been doing it right, they started with Obama because it seemed like a natural fit. So now I think the tradition is because he be a big fan of basketball, big Chicago Chicago Bulls fan, Carolina. He always he always picked Carolina, which always hated because I'm a Duke fan, But he would win on he Obama would always do well from what I remember. But come on, do you really think that he picked in himself. I doubt he knew exactly. Somebody coached. I think Obama really made the picks himself, because somebody can make a part of this. So I just want to know from you guys, what do you think. Do you think that Donald Trump should go along with it or do you think that you know it's okay that he says he doesn't want to be he does want to be a part of the brackets. I mean, he's a party prooper. But I mean, I appreciate his understand I appreciate why he wouldn't want to, but he's a party prooper. He's probably like you know, he's like, he's probably going to be looked upon, like he's got no time for he's got someone, he's got a lot on his plate, and and he's straighted. So if he did do the brackets, then I'm sure the media everybody would accuse him. He's damned if he does, He's damn exactly, So he might as well just take a pass on this one. I don't have a problem with that. Well, listen, I I you know what, that's a good point. Scary, I see your side of it. At first, I didn't. At first, I was I was like, come on, Trump, just go have some fun. You know, like you're getting killed in the media. He's got no room to have fun. He's got a big world to clean up. I think you're right. I think you're right. I think you're right. Let him all right? Yeah, Well, I think the other factor is he probably doesn't like college basketball. Have you ever seen Donald Trump at a sporting event? That's true, not once, not once, You're right, he's not a sports guy. All right, Listen, if there's anything that we're talking about that you guys might like, any of the affair Heads and the All Fair Army. If you're stuff that you guys like, you can always reach out to us on Instagram, is time at the Off Fair Show, emails at the show gmail dot com, or at Twitter at the Off Air Show. Great, Now, what do you have, Gregg? Do you have something for us? We're doing the six News Scoops. I just think, you know what, Listen, I think this is a busy week. It was a busy week. There's a lot going on, and I just think that we could have some fun and let's bring back some of our benchmarks that we like. There was one benchmark that we try to couple of months ago, and it was called six Scoops. Where there you go? Can I get a bomb pop? You can'? Those are not called bomb pops everywhere. That's a regionalism. It's regionalism. The red white, blue ice on a stick. What is that called in your bomb? By us? It was called the bomb pop? What was it called by you? Push up pop? No, it's red, white and blue rocket, the rocket ice rock that's what it's called around the country. Brooklyn. We just called it a bomb pop. We're uncivilized. We're just eating a bump up and you know, extra tomato sauce, and they're not called sprinkle get we call them sprinkles. Other people call them Jimmy's. Oh come on, I can't even start debating you on that right now. Do you think it's Jimmy's. It's written on him. It's called sprinkles. Nobody calls wow, this one pulled up, all right, So let's go. Here we go. So you got your six scoops today, here they go, scary. Get me some red on Chili pepper music. Okay, I'm gonna front and center. What do you want to hear? What's I want to hear? Some lay peppers yesterdays and I'll tell you why I'm wait. I'm waiting with bated breath. So here's the deal. Silver at Madison Square Garden, the legendary Madison Square Garden, the Red On Chili Peppers have now just sold out the three straight nights at the garden, right and rightfully so, and rightfully so, three nights, three nights in a row. I'm surprised Anthony Keatis and Flee. You're right, You're exactly and some people would be surprised because maybe they've seen their heyday. But no, you maybe about it? Are you really? Are you calling up the Chili Peppers? Yeah? Really? Not a fan hunt? No, no, no. I like the classic albums. I love Mother's Milk and and and Blood Sugar Sex Magic. But yeah, you know why because we came of age in those years. Those are our high school in college years. Yea. My question is why doesn't the off air show have red on Chili Pepper tickets to give away? That's what I want to know. Where are the tickets to give away? You mean to tell me that we can't go over to the classic rock station and have a pair of tickets. And in the podcast that's what I'm talking about. What I'm talking about. Following along here, ball Freak, Why don't we have tickets to get one radio grade? Again, we do have a two dollar surplus in gift cards. We could buy tickets and buy tickets for that. No way, ain't going in number one, story number one, story number two. That's some story. But the Great Teams got like seventeen newspaper clipping was that the best of the of the six because we're starting, like starting story number two. I don't know if you know anybody ball FreeCast scary. You might know somebody that possibly bought stock in Twitter on Wall Street? You know Twitter? Right? You know what song we just played middle fingers. Yeah, yeah, I just wanted it's standing in the air right now. You might, Ronnie, you know you might. You might know somebody that bought a little stock in Twitter. Dick, Oh you did. I was not aware of that. I'm invested in Twitter, ya, and this is a bad thing. Well it isn't you know why? Because Twitter has hit the skids man the long haul. Oh, at this point, you really are if you did not get out and the Twitter call letters are t W t R. Looking up for yourself and be like, right now it is trading in the sixteen Yeah, it's one one with the diagonal line going down. It broke in. It broke in on the stock market floor right over. It was a year and a half ago. It broke in at around twenty seven dollars. I bought it for twenty one. By the way, okay, time it is now, it's sixteen dollar. Could have gotten out at seventy three, you're losing money now at sixty three at some point, and now it's down the sixteen. Yeah, and what are the rules? What did we learn by watching The Wolf of Wall Street? Scary? What do we learn? Never fall in love with a stock? And I thought it was don't do those crazy drugs with Jonah Hail. How great of a movie was that? Right? Absolutely, dude, Wolf of Wall Street? Once in my chest? Right now, how did you do that? Go balfreak? And then we definitely have that guys up Alright, what was the name of the character who did that? Matthew McConaughey character as himself. I want to go to dinner where they had lunch that day? There was in the city somewhere Where was the word? It was probably Delmonico's Downtown. Really they were high above man, looking out across this whole city. They were on the street left. Do not have the sound of that? Well? Ready go anyway? Alright, So here's another story. Alright, So the historic the historic American Girls store in New York City, the historic story You got American Girl, Yeah, let's do it, give it to me, you want it? Gonna play a stale American boy. Okay, I'll play come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, DJ Captain Black. I loved it when I was a DJ at Rogoes. Remember you guys, come see me at Rogoes Homeboken. Yeah, yeah, you play ties to play the song and the crowds on a Friday night, those girls love this and they do Happy Hour then right around let's say thirty eight o'clock broken to play this and all of a sudden, the bars jumping, and the Irish by the way, a bunch of white drunk girls like their arms around each other. Could it plays a dude, you don't want next week? Why don't we come up with a great Happy Hour playlist? All right, bull freak, you can give us sing else through. I can give it to you with my eyes a post right now, Jones, keep both of us are give you a top three top three right now. Ye, songs that will just break the dance floor. You're paradise by the dashboard like, oh no, no, no, that's a great song. No living on a Prayer, Okay, that's a party starter, bon Jovie, Sweet Caroline, Yeah so one come oh yeah take it easy by Jesse's Girl, Take rest all night, the outfield, your Love, the fields both freak you get the words right out of my mouth. The third song, Dad, which one this is? He said, Jesse's Girl? No, I said your Love, your love by the outfield. This is my lose you love should not. That's a good song. Yes, come around, I'm talking you know so nice. You know I let my girls a little bit younger. I just want to use your love Freak, take it away, Freaky. This is a party starter, Freak lose love tonight, come on, both frea quit your three songs now? Well, I I kind of picked them already. I think Paradise's Girl. I don't want this to be your final list. Why kid next week? Can we come up with the list down? Can do it off the top of his head? Because Mr DJ the best happy hour songs and listen to the Affair, Young's out there and Toddlers. If you guys got some songs, tweet us final what you thinks to be on the list. Okay, hold on a second, because I know I'm the maestro. I'm sometimes I'm cocky, sometimes I'm a little bit more sometimes sometimes sometimes humble. But right now I can tell you that most off air Heads, whatever comes if you know what I mean, Here comes a cocky line most off air Heads related and we're like, absolutely, and gave me a check in the box of all three songs I just picked. I guarantee you living on a prayer your love by the outfield And uh, what was that when I said you gotta put Jesse's Girl in there somewhere? You said three? Okay, three, Sweet Caroline, I'm giving you the three hardest you're talking about, no doubt about it. But next sweet party sucking right now, we want people on the dance floor. We want people to go and much jump around. Oh jump around you wait, wait, wait, wait again, he's trying to like that, Mr Cocky. Listen, listen poopy. Next week, let me finish my story. But by the way, this is the story. You'll admit. You'll admit that that jump around is much better than Jesse's Girl. Listen, next week we will compile a finalized list. All right. Next week, my story goes that American girl is now going to start to finally sell an American boy. Dolly done with these scoops by way, By the way, six scoops are too much. How didn't feel like this has been fun. How how do you feel about that? The American boy doll? What the hell do I care about an American boy doll? You know, if you had kids, you would care. And here's my dolls on it. You know what. I can't believe it took them to two thousand seventeen to have an American boy doll is anti anti boy discrimination, that's right. They should have had an about that, right, exactly, should have had American young a long time ago. Hey, sister were playing an American boy. You're talking about an American boy doll. You know. It just occurs to me now that we've all DJ at some point, right, we've all been a DJ likes at Rogos, I've been a DJ in many different venues, never actually spun. Didn't you didn't you do a couple of nights at Romember. I'm right there with you, and I've done I've done djaying as you know, Greg, Yeah, I know, and Van Louin used to call me up and go, dude, I can't have Wall Free Gears playing some kind of like crazy synthesizing. Well, they asked me to do like a freestyle night, and I was kind of out of my elm. But other than that, I think I did pretty well. Dude. Everybody was hammered by the end of the night, that frequenting. They just didn't wanted to drown themselves or whatever I was gonna suggest, you know, liked we do it. So let's do an off air show DJ night. That would be. That would be a cool thing we all do, like a like a ninety minute set each fight the off fair heads down? Can we get that? Can we fly them all in? We can't. We can't fly anybody in. But that's a great idea if we If we when we do a tour, we schedule an off fair show party when we go to them and we can't go to them. I feel an empty promise coming on. Come on, another scoop. Let's table it another scoop, wal freak. You're gonna love this, I hope so. By the way, shares blowing up my phone about that gift? Yeah, okay, all right? For all for what you want from us? Can I please go on? I'm sorry? How many scoops do we have left? The ice cream is melted, scoop, And by the way, there's a hole in the bottom of the cone and we're not even down to the cone yet. Alright, for the all fair heads, especially Sierra Gore, I've got this for you, bald freak. Listened closely. I know where this is going in America, the American pot arrest. So if you're gonna go comb some top play American pot, you know what. The arrests are gone up even though some states and legalized pot. I might know, some pot rests are up, and the summons is of two sixteen are also higher than in Two's impossible, exactly what you would think. That's on the way to legalizing this, but only in like three states? No, because you know why, you know, right exactly Palfrey's right. It's only legal in like three states. So what's happening is people are still trying to force the issue. They want to smoke some pot. They gotta smoke it. How many states are there in America? Great tea, fifty states, very good, and only three legalized? Yeah, okay, what is about that you can do? And you can do smoke pot? What are you saying any a song? Yeah? So when are they coming up with an American pot doll? That's a good question. But I think that it's time that the whole entire United States coast to coast. Everybody just legals the damn thing already. This is crazy to get off of your political pulpic. One of my I got two stories left, one of my last stories. All right, this weekend, it's a three day weekend. If it is President's weekend this weekend. Are the weather supposed to be great over here in the East Coast? Here's the deal. You're gonna go to the movies? Are you gonna go see Matt Damon in the Brandon movie with the great wall weld freak? I I throw to use into the movie. Why are you not going to go see this movie? So usually for me, the trailer, Yes, is the difference maker. That's what I've seen the trailer, and it's a hard pass. That's right scary. Are you gonna see this movie? No? Because I fear theaters because of bet bugs. So yes, I hate going to theaters because every single one of them is infested with bed bugs? Is that the big holiday weekend movie? Here's my problem is, And here's the thing. It's in thirty seven hundred theaters across the country. The thing is, if you saw Tom Cruise in the last Samurai, and you know what the hell this movie is. Matt Damon does not fit the role that he is playing. It's almost like they're forcing Matt Damon to play this the Great Wall. This movie is crap. I will not spend twelve dollars to go see that Damon in this now? Do I not like Matt Damon? No, that's not the case, Lovett, I do too. Thank you, Roger Ebert. What's what's your greatest movie? Matt Dame was in good Will Hunting absolutely in that confused. Well, you're right, you know what, Maybe he was Saving Private Ryan was a great movie. But it was, but it was all not just him. Well you don't like him, then he's the title character, bastard, you know. But I'll give that one about the best. We're talking about the best. But saving Private Ryan he was not really in the movie. They had to go save him. What about a Polar thirteen? I don't think what neither was? Ben Affleck was in Armageddon. Dude getting a Space Movies mixed up the Arrowsmith song for Armageddon. I don't want to close. When he's feeding the animal crackers to live Tyler. Final story, final story, I want to post this podcast already. Have you guys seen the Sports Illustrated two thousand seventeen swimsuit issue cover? Have you seen this cover? Which one? There's four of them? Yugs. You gotta go out and get the Sports Illustrated. Uh swims? Who's not a sponsor? K Oh my god, I haven't seen it yet. I'm telling you do bad things with the Sports Illustrated. My kids, my kid is hurting when I look at this. My kid hurts. There's three separate covers. Great money making scheme. There's a great money grab on the part of Sports Illustrated to make three separate covers of all different posts of Kate Upton. So you know some some perv is going to be out there, like you know how the fine, I'll beither, I'll be there. Give me the guy sex. Nobody wants to hear that. No one he wants to hear that scre I'll be there. That'll be me, Stan. You need that guy when you're having this guy, I haven't brought a magazine and forever. I'm telling you, I'll got to go to the new standard. My trench coat doing my trench coat. That'll be me. Why does he need a trench coat. I'm a mouth. So there are three different covers and Kate Upton is only on one. Who is on all three? She's one and they're all different poses. I'm telling you, man, Kate Upta, that's good. That's being kep up there right there, because she is. He's full figured. I like that. I can't tell you how gorgeous she is. Unbelievable. And also they've got pictures here of Caroline Wolsonaki right, she's the tenness star Wosniac. Unbelievable. She is so hot as well. There's always a tennis player seriously unbelievable. Listen, you guys can make fun of you all. I'm not making funny. Yeah, it's good for you. Don't do what you gotta do, whatever gets you through the day of my brother. Don't you know he's gotta go home? Was that six before I'm gonna go home? Credge Foe. Yeah, you gotta get home before his wife and his daughter's get his ice cream melted. I'm gonna Credge Foe all day. This is why they built dre tea in office quotes, air quotes at his house, everyone say jacklo jackal watch me now, I guess it's just tw