The Off Air Show - 'More Cottage Cheese Please' - Ep.101

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Speaker 1: Says Elvis derand presents offir Show Scary Jones, Genius Grego Down episode one on one. It's the off show. Yeah it is. I'm Scary Jones, Greg t and the Bald Freak and we are loving life as we start another we you know what I gotta say. We needed that extra day to take a victory ship. You guys, is that why we did it? Because we needed a sip? Yeah. A victory ship is when you do something great, or you make a funny joke, or you end out in the high and all of a sudden, you grab your beer, you take a gulp, and you go. That's a victory ship or a victory lap. It's like when someone wins the race, you know. Yeah, those race car drivers they do the victory lap. Where do you ever won a race? I wouldn't. I want a food race. I wanted eating races. But the point is, the point is a scary fucking got high. Okay, that's right, I think happened. Give me the bus. I'm sorry, you know, I gotta be meaning crazy, but you know what he did, and he didn't we get the extra day or two to gloat. You did a line or something. Who something's wrong with you today. If I did a line, I'd be all I'd be bouncing off the ceiling. Give me a bo, give it a bo. I think he's all excited because we got a new sponsor on board and that's his drug. We're gonna get to that. And he did a line of sponsorship. Let me take a hit to that. Took a hit a sponsorship. Oh, don't save some for me, all right? But the truth is I was getting to you, guys, was that we we compete like that ball freaking like you guys, he'll never change. Yeah, I'm saying that we've now wiped this late clean, but ready to give you another hundred episodes of this madness, are we? Yeah? I'm excited hundred more. Yeah? And how far do you think we can go with this? Just like three months, I didn't think we could get this far in all. Honestly, you really didn't think so, you know, honestly we thought we we cave. He had know no faith in us beyond no, I don't know. I I think, yeah, like, we could do a million episodes, but I would like to see some growth. I want to see some growth, Okay, in the form of a right not not bacteria, not fungus, like you know, like existential growth, what kind of growth? Give me one thing you'd look to see grow? Why don't just I think like we should again like all the empty promises from from the first hundred episodes. But we're not making empty promises anymore. We're not gonna do that. So we're not gonna make any promises that. Our new philosophy al right for this year is under promise and over deliver. You know what I want to I'm gonna start keeping track, okay with that? Yeah, you got the gavel, You got the gavel? I got Yeah, I got it, all right, I got the gavel. Here, welcome back. We bring in this episode one on one to court. Thank you. We're in session. So you're out of order. The whole cart rooms out of order. You can always get in touch of this at the Affair Show at gmail dot com, also on Instagram and Twitter at the off Fair Show, and our Facebook page which has gone nowhere. Yeah there you go, number one, number one. Alright, you guys, don't visit our Facebook page. You not. You don't support it. Great Tea's got a one track mind. He's like a horse with blinders only knows his Twitter, he looks on Instagram. He doesn't have a damn thing to say on Facebook. You guys, get on board with the Facebook page. Come on, don't blow it out. Listen. I take care of what I gotta take care of my can't do everything. We got over two thousand listeners followers on the Facebook page, so why don't we point somebody? Do you want to take care of the Facebook page? And alright, okay, want you guys to comment on it? All right. I've never seen you guys so far over anything on the comment walls. It's almost like you're leaving the Facebook community right behind. I have to comment on on our fair show Facebook page. That's what the listeners to do. Show the listeners you showed up and bull freak maybe if you want, then why don't you take care of the Instagram? But just don't put pictures of your dog. That's all you do. Have you seen that only does bald freaking you know what his whole Instagram? Follow him at music at Break Musical, my Dog, Who's Warmer? And where the podcast to sit on the couch. The color filters and Rainbows Buttons is representative of the off air show listeners wondering, just like he is, where is the off air show when it's not on I Heart Radio. There's buttons lifted it like the freaking no buttons is classy. I don't take any class Let's pictures of buttons. I got barks of buttons. You want, but get some buttons, barks that there's one that's really him. There he goes, Hey buttons, Hey buddy, I missed your kid. I've seen a couple of hours. The only person that's got a spot for buttons is freaking lady Divine, the only true Yes, it is. In fact, I believe on today's Twitter Jennifer Ye. What is Jennifer yees title on the off air Kevi? I believe Jennifer Ye was the is in front of you Greg right exactly. That's the number two Facebook number one heads and their cabinets and position unaware of cabinet titling. Not I am not day after podcast at Oh Buttons. J wasn't she Press Secretary Well Jennifery, whatever her title, God bless her. I believe she set a motion forth on Twitter for buttons to be the official mask out of the off airship so we can initiate him. You've empowered these people and now you must now you must serve them. I'm looking it up right now. I want to find out what jennifer Es title is. Here. She is Jennifer Y. She is butt. Okay, but he's getting ripped. I see what the sixteenth Cabinet member? Buttons? I see it anyway, yes see all right, so there you go. You want to you want to make fun of Buttons, And clearly he has quite quite a followership. You know, I really would like to make fun of if I can do a little side ballowship. What I'd like to make fun of, honestly, is your Duke, your the Duke basketball team. What does this have to do with that? Can your buddy Jason Allen? So? Yeah something Grayson Allen? Right, Grayson Allen. Jason is a massive Duke fan, right, And Grayson Allen, who can't play a lick of basketball, oh yeah, only knows how to do is to trip people and to dirty foul. He's a dirty basketball player. And and the double ay they gave Duke, you know what, you lose me when we start talking to heavy sports. They let him off the chain by giving a one game suspension they didn't even suspend Duke. Suspended Grace. It should have been suspended for your taking coffee and go to the bathroom. And I'm just saying, where are your slippers? The duke sounds like a sixty year old man. Yeah, overruled sports, overruled Greg Tea. Back to the podcast, Lem, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, Dick Blue let gave this guy at Gavilue. I don't want to talk heavy sports, but it's just what we should say something that dude Blue Devils should. They should be ashamed themselves for only suspended Grayson Allen one game. That's ridiculous. I'm gonna staying, that's the way you gotta play basketball. Then I could have been a basketball player, coach k and everything. Come on, come on, problems. That gonna be one of those podcasts that Gregg t listens back to later it starts hitting himself in the head. Why to go on for seven minutes about that's right? And you know what, all fair heads, if you guys want to comment about what we're talking about about Grayson Allen being a dirty basketball player, please drop the line to Twitter. No one cares. Nobody cares. Nobody cares. We'll talk about super Bowl, We'll talk about football, We'll talk about the big things. America's freaking game. I mean, this is gonna be happening in a couple of weeks. Also, how awkward is it the Hatriots one? How? And how walker will it be if they win the Super Bowl? We'll get into that. Also, we've talked about Star Wars. The next film has been titled, and our new sponsor, Yes, bald Freak, I am excited because Friendship Cottage Cheese is in the building. It's Friendship Dairies and they will be along with Friendship. Our friendship girl Rachel. We have we have to get a title for her. It might take a couple of episodes to do that. But in the meantime, let's start. We're still doing this. Is this, We're doing this all the time. Now we get on board, all right, bud Freak, al right, listen, if it's consistent, I'm all about look about your weekend. I'm all about consistency. What do you want to say? I got not well, I got I said, I want to know we do in this dead pool? Yeah? Are we? What are we doing it? You tell me? You said after episode one. It's after episode one Hunter, and so is tomorrow's episode. Wanted to set the date, since you're heading up a deadpool, give us like a real, a real answer. When's the next podcast? It tomorrow? Thursday, Thursday? You want to start it next week or you want to start third. Let's start a Thursday. Somebody might die between now and you know, you know character actor Miguel ferran died the other day, and I'm sure him from RoboCop, RoboCop Syonara RoboCop. Wait, wait the cop the real RoboCop is dead. No, No, that's Peter Weller. He was. He played Bob Morton, the guy who billed mcguel. He was also in Twin Peaks, he was in Traffic mcguel. Ferrair died of cancer sixties, sixty something years old. Alright, so Deadpool, I'm writing it down over his grave as great teas getting his freaking character. So you gotta come in on Thursday with twenty names, it doesn't matter who, and then we're gonna do it the way I said, where we're going to subtract the amount from one their age. My question you get into it right now. That's rights is this can somebody like Scary come in and say, like you know, George Bush Sr. That's unfair. Yeah, you could say who, you could say somebody who's practically on their deathbed. But if somebody old, I'm not gonna you're not gonna get a lot of points. That's unfair. Though that's really fair. How is it unfair? Because we all know that's like a wild card, like someone who's young. But how old is George H. W. Bush? He's gotta be right. So you're gonna get three, You're gonna get three five points for it? Who cares? It's an easy bet, all right? Now. My other question is if let's just say Scary does choose Let's say Scary chooses, uh, Justin Timberlake, right, okay, okay, so he choose Justin. I would never choose, not that we wish death upon no, no, no, no no no, no, not exactly. But now once Justin's off the board, or or saying, can I choose Justin as well? No, he only dies once, as far as I can. So you have to come in with more than two. That's exactly what I'm getting. What do you mean? Because so you're saying, and I like this rule, So if we go down the table. I'm sorry, we only do ten We're only gonna do ten picks, so twenty names is perfect. So okay, So so then you're doing your list is your list, and and my list can have the same guys as your list. Okay, But why I can't know? Why not? Well, because if you get somebody Street off the board, like we can know the he can't have the same names. Why not? Because it makes interesting we have different names, but that but that's more of a then it makes it more random. It doesn't make it about your own picks. So it was true. All right, let's do it your way. You put me in charge of this, and you're gonna do it, can you do? I have my way? By Frank Sinatra, Would you playing that freak list to me? If Scary chooses George bush Sr. And then I choose George Bushy, you both get like the same amount of points for But it's not it's interesting and it's so lame. How is it not interesting? Hey, ladies and gentlemen, this is not nothing? What is this craptop? Everybody? I don't want to be hearing the chairman of the barn. I want to hear just this my way is you do my way this? Yeah, I'm glad Catherine Whack is still here for the next hundred episode future. There you go. I think you should start talking every time you sparrow, don't you character right away? Good? That's what I want to hear from you. Good. See that I don't put that on my lists. Lost his tissue today? What did you do over the weekend? Hold out a second. We have not finished the Deadpool. Thank you, We're done with it. Yeah, but I think that we should not do this is when you go off the rails. Let's reel it back in and start talking about your weekend. We've said all there is to say about it. Well, I disagree, because we did say we wanted to maybe bring an element in where we had the listeners involved. Because this is all about process. Let's talk about it on Thursday. Wow, we don't have to get into it now, so we're not going to start on Thursday. Is called the t He's on Med's dude, what's going on? To get a feather? And you tickle you? He's so excited about the cotta cheese. Scary, He's like rushing through this. He's trying to get to them so fast. How was your weekend? How was your reconden? Did you plus nder any villages right now? Did you? Did you know? Everything was good in My weekend was great. I really did enjoy myself in a really nice weekend. Everything went well and a lot of cigars, good whiskey. It was great time. But I do have a question. So here in the New York area, we are dealing a lot of rain, a ton of rain. So what I've been noticing? Yes, time to hear this podcast. It won't be raining, but go ahead. I noticed a lot of guys are stepping up their fashion, you know, their fashion appeal, their style. And I see a lot of guys wearing rain boots. So I went out and I bought a pair. Let me show you scared, gi me singing in the rain, Come on, captain. So I bought myself a pair of rain boots. This is not a sponsor made by a company. I found him on pretty sharp sharp Yeah, how much ball freak? What do you think you like him? Say? That's worth it, So it's worth it as well. Are they like galoshes? No, they're they're they're made by a company named Viking, which I don't even know anything about the company is not a sponsor at all. I'm just telling the youngs that are listening right now the right And I could have chosen black or brown, but I wanted to slash the color. So I you like my blue? I chose the blue color with the white on the bottoms. Pretty actually. But my question is did I lose my man card because I'm wearing rain boots. I'm gonna go with no. I like them. I think yeah, we we both approved. This is a question for share Nose, not for us, you know, So do you think that this is a new is have we entered a new time where guys should not be, you know, made judge comfortable and judged by wearing rain boots. I mean, I'm wearing a tie today. People were busting my chops about that. Either had a wedding or a funeral or some kind of a meeting. Yeah, so like it's never like hey, I mean some people did say you really look nice, but it was always hey, why do you why are you wearing that? Like yeah, exactly like the whole the same old gag. What was the group that always wear ties? They dressed up more ties? No men in black now that Yeah, they were they're always what they were ties, red ties, simply ties. No, who was it? What are you thinking of? Man? There was no who works? There was a group that work. Time to google it right now? It's probably a million groups of war ties. Would you put into Google? He's google? Well, Alex, who is the group that war ties? So off? Fair heads are gonna tweet us later. I'm gonna be ashamed. Let's see what do you I just decided to I mean anyway, I just decided to wear a tie today. So you know what's his name? Green Days? To wear ties all to Billy Joe. Yeah? Is that who you're thinking of? That? That little known band called Green Days. He thinks he's he's googling. You're not gonna find an answer. A thousand pictures are gonna come up with what I think. He's not angry? Tie? You are so angry? There was more Green Bay Green. Maybe next year give me Green Day, give me Green Day, give me something. Come on, take out your your anger. God, give me some Green Day. It's not hip hop. He's too slow. If it's bad hip hop, he's right on top of it. Maybe it was time to swear freaking tide. Yeah. Everything, you don't even number so anywhere. Anyway, I wore a tie today and uh so I'm all about your man blue man galoshes. Why not when mixing up a little bit. It's raining out like it's practical too. A lot of times when you wear like rain of snow boots, they're ugly and cumbersome. You're you know, you're killing two birds with one stone here, greg to agreed, agreed. Sorry, so there you go next, come on to Captain wack tough about your weekend. We were watching the game. Yeah, thanks for inviting me. Don't even go there. No, I'm gonna go there because you always bust my job about running number once to hang out. I invite him out all the time, and I said this weekend, hey, if you're gonna watch the football games, let me know. And I didn't hear booth from you. Instagram told me. Instagram told me we're out. He didn't met not with the Sammy sweetheart, that's why. But here's what happens. You're coming back on the show, yes, anytime, and she wants us on her podcast. Alright, so you gotta chake a look at that. When we have a chance. But but truth is, I met this dude huge off their head at the bar. Yeah, because no one was watching, Parkers were getting blown out. Yeah awful, both of them. But we were sitting there at the bar and I was drinking my sipping my one glass of wine which is allotted on my Not de Fat Loss program. And turns out this dude, we gotta get him on the show later this week or next week. He entered a new relationship over the over over the New Year, he spent about seventy two hours in this uh, in this in this woman's apartment. They're just a special New Year's for themselves and it's a new relationship that they're blossoming into. Here's what ended up happening. By like maybe halfway through the day. He in his stomach, there's a little bit of rumbling. Not that I hate that all of a sudden coming on. No, He's like, oh, I'm gonna be here for two days. She's got a tidy apartment with a sliding door as a bathroom, walls are paper thin. This is a rumbling in his stomach. Do you know it took him forty eight hours to come up with a perfect excuse to have her drive him home forty eight hours later. He held in it's not healthy. He held it in, Dude, he didn't go to the bathrooms. He couldn't go outside, like take a wall. Every time she went to the kitchen, he would like lift up his cheek and go like he couldn't. I gotta go get a pack of cigarettes and and walk and just blow it out there. Don't know. He should have went to a gas station in prison. That's that's the level of desperation when I would actually go in a gas station bathroom. I will say when I first started dating Trish, right, So what happened was I would go to her house and they only had one bathroom. They had a small house, one bathroom, and I was so nervous. And her father was a great cook Italian. He cooks mean dinners, right, he would cook. And then all of a sudden, I feel the grumble and I'm like, oh, something wrong. I was like, don't you want, Trish, what's wrong with your boyfriend? Was he holding his stomach? I was getting pale. I'm like, I got, I'm cramping. I got, I can't go to the bathroom. You like the food. I would run out get in my car and I would drive so so in the very beginning, I used to go tishing everywhere. I would tish at the car wash, I would tish at the gas station. I would tish at seven eleven. I would tish everywhere I knew that had a bathroom, Starbucks? Would I want? I want to hear from him in his embarrassing story, We're gonna get my friend on the show. It's true, my friend, where are you gonna go tish? When you're with a new girl. You gotta stifle the traps like that's the other thing. Yeah, you have to kind of, you know, bury them anyway, all right, it's not the right word. You gotta bury them everything. Want to talk about the Super Bowl? You got the Patriots taken on. See Atlantics in Houston my birthday weekend, by the way, you guys be a president hop So yeah, Sunday, FI, it's all gonna go down. What do you think? I say, just said you think? First of all, what are the odds on this game? Right now? Vegas is showing a three point lead for the New England Patriots. Fair favorite right now, but again it's early in the game. The odds changes. You know it gets close to the game time. I mean, depending on the injury reports and everything. I gotta say the Patriots have the advantage because they have the experience. And I think the Falcons depression is gonna be on the Falcons because they kind of newvies to the Super Bowl scene, and you know Tom's been there to Tom's the difference maker. I mean, no offense to Matt Ryan, who's had an incredible year, But I'm gonna with the Patriots. I think, well, my thoughts are that the reason why the Falcons are there is because Green Bay never deserved to even be in that game because of the way that they beat on the Cowboys so lucky. When Aaron Rodgers rolls out and just you know, throws up a pass in desperation and then Jared Cook catches it and rolls out of bounds and the right sets it up for crossbuh come on and sets up Mason Crosby. They kicked the field goal. The Green Bay Packers never had the right to even be in the game. And Matt Ryan and the and the Falcons have been playing so strong because they got a two headed monster in the backfield. There You've got I mean you got Julio Jones is your wide receiver. Matt Ryan has been playing above and beyond this year because he stepped up, he matured. I gotta say, I like the Falcon to beat the Patriots. That's what I think. Wow, all right, I mean you can make an argument for you to side. Don't think I'm going. I'm going with the Patriots, and simply because of the experience, Tom's been there four times. That's it. It's it's over. And I think they got a little bit of a chip on this shoulder after everything that happened with the way how how weird is that gonna be if they went Patriots win? And then you've got a situation where Roger Goodell, this the head of NFL football, right the he's God, has to hand Tom Brady the trophy, the same guy who he suspended for first the first four games of the season, right. I want to see the Pats win, just to see that moment. I think I don't really care if they don't care about like the Patriots, gonna be awkward. The memes will be going. I'm sure you know it's gonna hilarious. They'll be that's gonna be trending on Twitter. Yeah, I mean it's gonna be it's gonna be bizarre. So it's gonna be different. Obama welcoming Trump into the White House, I mean, how awkward? That wasn't the same exact thing? It is the same thing. This is the year of the awkward handoffs. Awkward handoffs, awkward handoffs. So what are we gonna do here in the air show? We're gonna place a wager. There's so many things to bet on, Like, you know, we could bet on like the stupid things like the coin toss um or who's gonna score first? Or I don't know, what do you what do you guys want to I mean they've been on just about anything. You know, we should write down a list of all the things that we can bet on. Who will first? Fun? Let's do something fun. You know what was it? One year there was odds like thousands to one odds that the first play of the game was gonna be seeing a safety no no, no same takeoff or no our return for a touchdown. And because some crazy odds and it freaking happened. And there are a couple of people who like their whole like lives were made the pretty much like salary for the next ten years. Were some of the things that we can that the three weeks. But first of all, if you could, well, we're gonna come back in here and we have how many a week and a half before the Super Bowl, We'll come back in here with some of these actual Vegas odds on some of the stupid, lesser, lesser known things you can bet on. Well, ball freak, write that down. It's good, don't know, empty promises right down, he goes, we are gonna come in here with a right and what are you? That's right? That's idea. So when are we gonna come up with that scare? Uh? When I'm not gonna sit a time sometime before Super Bowl Sunday? Now, let's do it after the super Bowl. That make sense? The way we do it, that's the way we do it. What about boxes? How are we gonna set up boxes? We're done with three of us? Well no, but wait, but what if we boxes? Okay, but what if we open it up to some random off air heads, right, and we opened up to the council, and we open it up to all those guys, and then we fill out the boxes ourselves. So like if we put let's say, okay, look if boring podcast because people, because it's it's not it's a visual. We wait, could you go to sales and could you find some gift cards to give away? Let's do let's not do boxing. It's hard to do boxes on the podcast. Let's do this. Well, wait, what doesn't I like where you're going with? Yeah, we can get gift cards from sales right in exchange for mentions of clients. Not with the box game. Let's do some other fun stuff with it. Let's not boxes are just numbers. It's boring. It's boring, it really is. It gives people some chances to kill freak. Everybody and their mother does boxes. But everything I know? But what do you mean? How am I being overruled? Both forgive me say anything? Stupid? Is it to do boxes over a radio podcast? But wait? But if we know all the faces and all the let's do other things like what one you're gonna allow it? We'll give me one other idea, give you one of the idea. We'll come up with it. We just introduced this concept right now. You don't you don't think we can. Let's let me tell you something. People put cash in my pocket to give way to our off air heads. Right, I'm gonna find a way to give it to them. Don't you worry about it? If we have let's get the gift cards first. If we have sixteen members of the off airhead counsel, right, and then we have other people that tweet us and they would like to be a part of the boxes. Right, we generate all the names and you would handles. Yes, all right, this monstrosity brought to you by Greg tails. It has nothing to do with scary or I'm taking on myself for pretty much anything on the spot you want it on the boxes ball Freak, I mean, I guess I'm concerned about the money flow, Like, how are you how are you going to manage that? We're gonna get gift cards? Scar, You're gonna go to sales get gift cards. Yes, they don't have to put their money in. It's a one way deal. It's like we need four we need pretty much five prizes, one for each quarter and uh and then the final I mean, the ball Freak is all about like listener participation. I like that idea, but the implementation needs to be rocks a hundred boxes without listeners. Greg T sweating is freaking he sweat. He lost like ten pounds in the studio for episode one hundred trying to get sixteen people on the phone. This is the worst you ever. And then afterwards he went down his idea and he had a freaking gin and tonic and a cigar after He always scary, never again. You can't even handle that. All right, listen, you can't handle the truth. I keep listening to you. Got ship. This is what I'm gonna getting through this? What is I love the smell an empty promise from Greg T. All right, I'm putting number four. Here's what we're gonna do, and I'm gonna handle This is where we go wrong. No, this is where we go wrong. Episode one on one was gonna be my god, scary, scary yelling. How about thinking things through yelling? Scary yelling, scary before we offer them to our All right, this is how, hear me out. You're already here. First. This is gonna be a major fail. Hear me out. You're never gonna get this done. I Am going to draw up an off air show box pool. Okay, then I will I will randomly generate all the boxes all over the place. Yeah, I'm gonna need other people that are not part of the council. Love our off fair heads, but but you're gonna disappoint them. I don't want to set them up to a disappointment. That's want to be a part of it. I need you to tweet us tweet the off air show. I need you. Why wouldn't they right? Why don't we give up to you? Though? The way to the world's on your shoulders? Hashtag hashtag, hashtag super Bowl boxes. We got a lot to get to hashtag super Bowl boxes. That's all I'll know you want in. I will generate all the names, and I will put it through the whole entire table and I'll fill it out and everything you need to listen. You need a gift card fifty dollars, a hundred dollars and two hundred dollars. He's moving on. I'd be moving to space cheese in the hallway. May the first be with you, Friendship Dairy's Cottage Cheese coming up. But first we got to talk about the fact that they need the new Star Wars film yesterday. The last JEDDI higher ya your hird Yah, Who is the last Jedi? Ball freak. He should be so happy it's episode one on one. He's so angry. I'm happy. I'm just I'm just done running through the mud. I think for Sen and the next one hundred episodes is to move us along just so as not to lose attention of our Air Army episodes. Beside this, where were you an episode thirty? Doesn't matter? Fair heads, No, they can see you driving this thing. Run up the cliff today. Yes, I'm flying off Millennium falcon as. Think think do you think you're the big Star Wars fan here? I mean I think it's the thin character from the last movie Wren. What's her name? No brain Ray, No, Kylo Ren? Is he? He's a Jedi too, isn't he? Well yeah, okay, wait, I don't think that Kylo Ren is a Jedi because Kyler rens want to be Jedi. Right. He was being taught by Lou Skywalk and then and then he left to go to follow the dark Side. And that's why Kyla Ren is the what he is. But he never completed his Jedi training. Well, we got Luke. Luke is also could be considered the last Jedi, wouldn't he? He would it's right, he's still around. Well what about his daughter? But we we all know that raised his daughter, so maybe Ray right, it's applied, right, it is, So we just gave away the film for anybody. Well everybody sees by now, by the way, we're gonna get at least one complaint that Greg T. Just the Force awakens. You know what, I don't care you haven't seen the Force awakens by now, like get out from under your rocket, let's get let's get going. I mean even Scary Jones, right, tell everybody who died get the ball. Shut up? You know I don't. Kyla Ren supposedly dies at the end, but you know, force awakens, so Kyla Ren doesn't die, then he doesn't not in the Force awakens the past film Ron he's talking about the pat I wanted. I wanted to see if Scary would give that away, I'll give it away because don't give an asshole. What about Hot Solo? And they all know direct all your hate mail. I'm not gonna around. Greg T just told everyone that Han Solo dies, Han Solo died, that they didn't see it? Did see it? Thousands of people listening to this pod. There's no they all know by now, they all know Hons Solo died. I'll get your head out of the sandlo listen, most people do. But there's a couple of people that are going to email us. He may be right there. Remember when I when I never saw The sixth Cents and then I read an Entertainment weekly that he sees dead people, and I'm like, he was dead the whole time. And I saw it before the movie came out. I was like, damn it, I know this already. It's not as good. ET died. Luke's guy walked up, did not die, He went home, you idiot. T t died his heart his his heart went out, His heart went out. Remember that, Neil Diamonds. That was an ET. Al Right, So what do you think about the title? To think with less Jedi title, it's perfect. Listen, you think it's what do you think? Yeah? Okay with it? Yeah? Does not want it could be a lot worse. Let's just put it that right. Do you remember the titles of the of the prequels? Can you name all the titles? Okay, name let's see um. Starting at number one, yeah, oh my god, all right, starting at number one, it's called Star Wars hold on episode one, episode one, Right then it was Star wars Um episode two, Attack of the Clones, Attack of the Clones, Episode three, Return of the Jedi. No, that's six, that's five. Empire strikes back, a new Hope. That's four. Um Cloe a rogue one, that's that's a spinoff? Wait wait wait a new Frontier. No, um, did you get did you get the first on the Temple of Doom? Now you're in a different series. What was it, Paul Freak? I don't know. I'm asking you don't know off the top of my head. I don't know the third one? Come on, what was it? I don't remember episode I try to not. I tried to the Clones. That was two. That was that was too our two. D two is Revenge No no, non electric Buogaloo. That was a great movie. That was great. A sweet. We don't have to you don't need them to tell us. We just go on Wikipedia find Revenge of the sixth. Revenge of the six Yeah, revenge right, all right, I'm looking forward. It's coming out of Christmas, right. They pushed it back at it either way, no matter who died or who's gonna die, Who the last Jedi is I'm excited about all right into my brain? All right, but first Peterson music, the sold hard bitch from check on the hair Show. I gotta leave town, got another apartment bad. I'm a rank gall you know. I and try there there's nobody dancing out and about a little bits, all right. I bet she took to kiss on the lift said I was on my knees. I wait and give me. I bet you always say so. That was all that made. Oh yeah, it's Jack Coldpard bitch song with about a minute and a half introduction. Do you like that song? I do like that, Greg. I mean, now we we've satisfied you right before, played one song every hundred episodes. We like we did that, so in a hundred episodes, come back to us more. I'll request one more song. I won't even bother till the perfect. What would you choose? That's so many? I mean, that's put me on the spot. What's another artist of yours? What's your favorite nine inch nails? I like that? You know what, Maybe you'll have to wait like one or two episodes because that's one of my favorites as well calling out some great arts. We'll play your stuff quicker, right, we can accommodate. That's fine. You can play Bony their bony who Yeah, there we go, there we go. Okay, maybe episode one thousand years. That's what you said about Mooney, Suzuki when I said you want to play Mooney, you were like, who I'm down? What do you say? What do you say? You said? What it is? That? Right? And now I'm not playing mony their We're not playing whatever it happened whatever I ain't playing. I saw that in the movie once. Alright, already, it's a super Bowl time with you. My mind's not on the game, though. My mind's on food, right, think of food. Food that man, I get lost. We're going to a dream. Yeah, can we go with the scariest dream for a second? Or no? That's a nightmare for so scared of me? Is a picture? Come on, let's get into the machine. We're going to the scariest dream. Come on, he's got something, Walf got something? Oh? Yes, where are we? We're inside my brain? Wow, we're in a super Bowl party. Look, we're walking. We're walking through all this. You know what I'm saying? Who's playing? Who cares? I got food on the table. Let's see food everywhere. Look at us. All. I see his pizza, Gnaldi's, that's all I see it. Scaries brain, you know, chicken wings, garlic, glottic are like, and I see cottage cheese friendship, Cottage cheese friendship. Who's that woman in your dream? Oh my god, ladies and gentlemen, it's Rachel from Friendship Dairy's Cottage Cheese. Welcome to scar Streams. Yeah, look out, y'alls, we got tall Erg's in the house. I like this. You're taller. We talk backwards, toller mean hot girl and young is guys yougest guy, Yeah, you'll catch on kind of quick. Well welcome, hey, look into my dream. You welcome people. Yeah, you're welcoming people in your dream to your dream. Yes, no, you can't possibly do that. If we're in your dream, then then then Rachel the tall Erg, she's already in your dream. She's there already, very the matrix right exactly, Well, exception, we're in a dream. That that's real deep, Like, that's real deep. So, first of all, thank you for coming up here today, and thank you Key Food also for bringing you guys up as well. You guys have you guys? Officially, we want to bring them and welcome them. We need some fanfare because they are now our second sponsor of the Off Air Show podcast fair. Yeah, you're not supposed to do that with your mouth, your DJ. Let's go. Okay, I think he was counting on me. He was counting on Hey, take the fairy stream. Okay, that's right, thank you, off pointing, yelling, what's it doing. I'm always right in my dream. He surrounded my food. So tell us first of all about this beautiful spread here and why you guys should be part of from friendship. Dairy cottage dairies. They have more than one. They's multiple dairies, cream, buttermilk, farmer, cheese, you name it. You know. I've been eating you my entire we start over. I've eating cheese my entire life. When I was a kid. My parents used to give it to me. No really, and I love. I grew up on cottage cheese. I'm on a diet right now, a detox program that involved cottage cheese. I could have it. So tell us a wait a minute. You grew up on cottage chet I did. I did my mother I was when you were a kid. I never said cottage bought the pink one, because you what are you talking about? It was super say you were not eating cheese, friendship cottage cheese, and it was the pink one. And it's still there. Look at this there, it's in front of us. You never ate pink cottage cheese, Yes, I did. It's it's so explain. First of all, welcome to the show. Show. I'm sorry you got involved with us, but yeah, but it's gonna be a fun ride with us because we're a fun bunch of yugs. Yes, tell us a little bit about what's going on here today and give us a little history here. Yeah, So cottage cheese a lot of people associated with dieting. They associated with like slimy pieces of pineapple that your grandmother like plopped on a piece of lettuce that you're just gonna sta. Yeah, that's exactly exactly. That's not what this is. We're taking cottage cheese, which is the original super food. It's been around forever, super high in protein low and fat low and sugar, and we're putting it in new modern recipes because if you're going to indulge, at least have a little bit of health factor to it, a little less guilt. Yeah, we know I can't. Even though I can't, I have to have it in that form right now. Once I'm off this diet, I can go to what we're gonna put this some pictures up on Instagram because guys trying to lose forty days or something like this set ignored. He's gonna eat a pizza as soon as he's done. I'm gonna eat a pizza as soon as I So, so this is called like a surprise and delight, right, is that what you're calling it? Totally? Yes? Are you surprise that there's cottage cheese in these things and you're going to be delighted when you put them in your mouth? Okay, So, by the way, over the course of the coming episodes, we're going to a surprise and delight with a different recipe for Friendship Dairy's cottage cheese and what you can do with it and it will amaze you. So what recipe are we making with Friendship Dairy's cottage chees? So this is called the better Buffalo Chicken Dip. Better because it's better for you, and better because it's better than any other buffalo chicken deep you've ever had in your life. It's basically friendship, Darius Cottage cheese, Frank's Red Hot. I put that ship on everything. Yes, I know that, I know that one. I know that one. T and I are spokespeople for for Frank's Red Hot. We're the best of friends. Oh yeah, Frank's and friendship. That's so cool that you guys got together. That's not only in bed together. We're in this dip together. How do you make it? So French red Hot? And you take friendship Darius Cottage Frank's Red Hot, put it in a food processor, blend it till it's consistent, and that's the basis of it. Then you take a retisserie chicken. We use Tyson usually Tyson. I like Tyson Chicken, right, I hold it in red onions, h Celery. Celery leaves a little bit of parsley and of course some crumbling. You want to taste it? Did you take that I made? I made it? You really made that? Come around? You're you're not a fan of I am a fan of Buffalo Chicken. So can we take the recipe and we'll post it where you post that the aufice to gram they are Twitter. We can we can figure something out, alright, all fair heads screenshot alright, So when we're done, alright, so all fair heads, here's what we're gonna do. Guys. When we're done later this afternoon, we're gonna tweet out all these pictures and we'll put on Instagram and uh, the recipe will post as well. Right, Yes, I'm going to try it to because we don't want you to go off your forty diet. Here, come on, now here, let's not go crazy. You got red onion parsley and crumbled blue cheese. Yeah, I gotta say, all fair heads, it looks outrageous. You can use your use your fingers. Oh my god, that's cottage cheese in there. I never would have guessed. And by the way, that's like a low fat start to to to any recipe because a lot of times stuff starts high and sodium high and fat high in calories. I mean, think about what when you're gonna, you know, for the Super Bowl, what's gonna be what's gonna be going on, You're gonna be eating all those calories. You might start You might a little surprise and delight yourself and start with something that's good for you and taste even better. You might as well, surprise and delight yourself. And what he said, ball Freak, right, surprising to light yourself. I gotta go, but before I before I leave, these guys will bear witnesses the fact that I'm the cynic on the show. Yeah, and I really think that's really good. Wait, hey, Bullfrid, before you go, please listen. I'll run the blue mike chord for you. You gotta get on the keyboard. Please just give me a friendship. Let's do the real quick, real quick. You don't care at the radio stations, off the air, noright, go go inside and then come back and give us our friendship. All right, he'll do that, or maybe on a future episode we'll do that. We'll do the friendship. Do it right now? Oh no, Greg T is taking Oh my god, he's getting behind Ball Freaks keyboard. This is not your request. Please, Oh no, it's not good like a Bruno Mars friendship. Darri's mash up. Here, we're going ready for the mash up. Oh no, oh no, they're not friendship me. We got friendship ste Greg d friend Hey what about bull free friendship? Just the three of us episode one oh one. This is the first Greg T takes the seat behind bald Freak's keyboard and destroys this awful the song that you well, that's terrible. Do you guys really want to be associated with that? Here? Let me give you know, Let me give you, let me know, Danny hold on, I like Rachel. Here we go. Let you don't know, let me go, Let me find the right keying dude, you might as well be Stevie Wonder right now. Play ready blind as a bat. We got friendship. You don't even know what keys he's hitting ship? Well, no, no good, no good keyboardists or pianoists. Pianist that looks the keys? Friendship? You and me? We got friendship? What about me? So you can't You can't even rhyme me the d You can't even free style. You can't. If you a got friendship, you ain't got nothing friendship. Put that on something anyway. Friendship Cotta daius friend Darius Cotta cheese comes in the regular U two one percent, the one percent you got a zero percent. And there's a new salt. Yeah. There's also a fit to go, so if you want to grab something in the morning, it's one size serving. There's a fittico that comes with pineapple sixteen ounce that comes with pineapple. We also have sour cream, regular, low fat, buttermilk, Farmer cheese, your name. I gotta be honest, this was a big learning experience for myself. I don't I really have to show you my cards. Let's be real, Okay, I don't know much about it, so I don't even know which brand we used, but I'm so intrigued to learn that this is eye opening to me. I had no clue even how to make that so and it tasted delicious. We're gonna hit hit you guys up on Twitter with the recipe for the buffalo better Buffalo Chicken, Better Buffalo Chicken made with Friendship Dairius. I'm not afraid to learn. This is a great learning experience, Greg. When's the last time you had cottage cheese, like you said, when my grandmother back in the day had pineapples in it, and you haven't bought it for yourself since then. I don't need Is this something that you would Is that something that you would you feed your family? And you that I would for sure? Yes? See? Would you tell what you tell them? There's cottage cheese in it? No no after save it for after see, that's what you gotta do. Surprise and the light, mind over matter. It's so good that I wouldn't even know why to even tell somebody. I think somebody would like dip and go, that's delicious. What's in it? And then I would say, you're not gonna believe it? It's cottage cheese. The beauty of cottage cheese is it can substitute things like mayonnaise, tahini, sour cream, ricotta. You know, I'm a town I love a good recond. If you're a talent, you wouldn't be calling it ricotta. It's well, Rachel, thank you for coming up today. It's Friendship Dairy's Cottage Cheese. We're going to have the mom mombo. It's available a key food and wherever Friendship Cottage Cheese, Friendhip Darius Cottage Cheese is sold. Of course, what are you coming back? I'll be back as soon as possible with more food. Yeah, could you come back another few times with different every time? Yeah? You got it all right, she's gonna be making some drop in. So we we gotta give Rachel a name like she's got to be like cottage cheese Rachel or So that we'll do that on the next episode, and we might be like a bald Freaks jingle done the right way, we cool or something. Every that comes in has to get a nickname. All right, we gotta get on. We will work on. Rachel from Friends, Rachel from Friends, Friendship hip, cottage Cheese, Thank you, Rachel, thank you. Let's give it up cottage here. He came back then from the heavens, the cottage cheese heavens. Are we still in your brain? By the way, still in your dream? Yeah? You guys, don't think we ever came out. I think you're trapped. Episode one or two will be done live from my brain. I think the offair haads really liked that. Journey to your hand. There's scary and they're gonna stay there until next time, maybe Thursday. Say jack'lo Jaqueline. Just watch me now. It's just last me now. I got fine now f s watch me now, swatch I guess it's just last me now