The Off Air Show - 'Meeting Of the Mindless' - Ep.91

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand presents Just Off Airshow? Is this Steerie Jones? Greg t this is episode one. It hurts man off air show, and it hurts him to yell over the podcast. That means it's gonna be a good day because he is gonna be soft spoken for a change. I'm just not yeah, I mean, I'm not a hundred percent. I'm still so confusted. I love, I like congested love. Even last night I had to leave early. You know you can hear to my voice. I'm coughing every like three seconds. You're freaking I'm right behind your kid, I'm right behind you, right, stay the funk away from weird. Like you don't feel sick, right, you just feel like you have this mucus in mucus, just just mucus. I got the mucus and the mucu to see Christmas. Do you know I went and bought musen X. I never so I'm like my third day of musin X. I don't have any more days I can go. I try to avoid taking med's, but I think it's time to to start out. Seriously, you guys, Yeah, like the freaking Petree. It's really bad. It's not just the two of you. It extends beyond these walls. You know that Mucus is on its way. He's loaded lots of toys and Mucus on his Give us, give us a song for the every Give us a song for the sound of Mucus. Isn't there there's a group called Mucus of Mucus? Really, I think there is. I'm in a Google right now. I think there's a group called Mucus. Mucus. How do you sell mucus? Yes, I get let him right, m you c us? Wow, he got his phone to help him out. Mucus? Do you get all correcting on that one? I think there's a there's a rock band. This word gross, that word right, mucus. Mucus is one of those words all music rock band inside us right now? Oh you know what, there's not there's a group called Snot. Yeah, yep, nope, uh Snot. But no, Mucus was a character and revenge of the nerds, right, that's true. That's true. I'm sorry, But people who name their bands this are destined for failure. Why would you do that to yourselves? I mean, if you want a fighting chance in the industry, why would you call yourself snot. Oh wait, there is a group called Mucus and they have a song called She. It was came out. I have the official video right in front of me called It's called She by You by Mucus. Yea comes if it comes right on, I can play a clip out of my phone. We don't want to. I really wait to hear the single from Mucus. Hold on, please, I'll wait. Yeah, take your time. Oh wait, hold on? Oh jeez, is there an ad? Wait? Here we go. You wouldn't expect that sort sort of sound out of Mucus. They sound a little nasally. That's not bad. They had their shot. They blew it. I kinda like it, though it's too loud. They you, it's too loud, he says. You hear him too loud. It must be decibel splitting excitement on your face. You gotta go, you gotta go home and listen to the Mucus album. I'm just saying that. I don't even know if they haven't tell you where they went wrong. They named their bed Mucus. I'm scary. I I totally agree that that was they were something else. Maybe they would have made it. He's he's totally correct if they were like sixpence none the richer. Oh my god, look this as I'm looking him up. There's so many They have so many other songs too. They forever keeping mim the whole Mucus catalog. No, yeah, for real, here's another one, Live at the Block. No, it's all but live Mucus album is a live Mucus album, and we didn't know about until right now. Alright, And first of all, we had a great time last night at our little karaoke session. It was just a bunch of us from the morning show and some of our close family members. Videos are up online. I believe we It was really a lot of fun, and I gotta give you a lot of credits. Um, bald freak, you were the Maestro. I'm gonna pass the passing. Now I gotta be something else. I'm passing my You know, what does the maestro have that that goes what is that thing? The bat the bat I'm gonna pass my baton to you temporarily, both for the Maestro. You should know that it's a baton without well, the baton goes to you because I gotta say you, you put together you You and Andrew POLISI where the brains behind that show. You made it run, You booked the acts, You came up with the order of events, because by the way, it's important to have the order of the bands. It was more stressed about that than about performing to beyond. And everything flowed, everything worked, and it all came together. And I gotta say, great tea, Yes, our what do we did ye Christmas? For people who didn't really rehearse? He looks up to your apology. Now I apologize, Craigs. A clip of us playing last night. We should play a clip of our argument when you called my freaking house on Sunday and I told you to go stuff it that I wasn't going to practice. But that's okay, ahead you recorded that we should have. We should record every conversation. I was totally opposed to not rehearse. We start doing that, you know, but for now, when I'm going to but here's the clip from last night. This is from rock Rockwood Music Hall in the Lower's Side, Manhattan. Because that ain't hold in that night when I got hold because in the tree from St. Christmas Time and Hollars Queens, No sounded too good. Christmas Time Queen sat Remember one when when we first came out and we did Santa Claus is coming to town. Did you hear the beginning that I wrote for you? Yeah? I did. What did I say? Said, you've been you've been practicing? Really? Bruce does it right? He says Clarence instead of right. I love that that version. Yeah. I appreciated that of Greg Tait when he was dressed to bring a new key pull up to pull up the Bruce song. But Santa Claus is coming to town and he did it authentically. We should, you said, everybody at damn been good? What that many? It's cold down the streets. Wind is whipping down Broadway. Everybody, you guys know what time it is, and blah blah blah Christmas time. And then it gets down to the to the Clarence Park and then I go, Ronnie, you've been rehearsing real hard now and dressed as grumpy sad he kicked off the show. He didn't, and you were handing out candy canes and you weren't gonna do anything. Okay. Why takes a certain amount of bravery to open up the show, right exactly? People aren't drunk yet or drunk enough and you know, and they don't know what's what's what to expect. The enthusiasm level is going to be a mystery for the rest. This is the first time that Elvis decided to put on this variety holiday show, you know, of sorts. So now, I mean the big question was is this gonna be a thing that he's gonna want to do for, you know, for years to come. I don't know. I'm thinking yes. If it's any indication from his reactions last night, the answer is yes. Now, Danielle teamed up with you bald Freak, the Justin Bieber versus even a little recap of the whole thing, the Beaver version of Little Drummer Boy. So we have a little bit of that right here. Let's highlight. Yeah, this is bald Freak with Danielle pas don't I don't think I'm president. Also, okay, I'm Michael te Christmas. Like Michael, I know that you grect he talked over your only part. When Danielle want to street, she be street. But then other than that, then she's just like a mom. But like you know, but all of a sudden, like there are all those times where she put that mom aside and be like, she's got star power, Yeah, a little bit, and that's because of where she was born. She's born in the Bronx's. You can take the girl out of the Bronx, but you can't take the Bronx out of the girl. Well, I appreciate you guys participating, and hopefully we'll do it and we'll all make um we'll make a bigger deal out of it next year now, and then we'll get Mucus. Next year, we get Mucus to come down here. Mucus seriously might be able to so you can always tweet it. At the off Fair show, gret saw it seemed to think that there was a problem with the podcast posting yesterday, and I got kind of confirmation that everything was posted and maybe it had a little bit of lag time before it actually went online, but it was up there last night. So episode ninety was recorded yesterday. We did give you. A couple of people accused us early on of not doing a show now for two days in a row, but I can tell you right now we we did do a show. We would We did number ninety yesterday and here we are number ninety one today. Now, I we'll tell you tomorrow we will not be here because we have more. We have a studio. I'm glad you're telling them now because the All Fair Army is really getting upset with us and they think that we're just like sitting there lazy. We aren't you. We have guests that were pre taping for the big show, and these studios are gonna be used. In fact, all the studios are gonna be amused tomorrow, so we can't. We have no room. Maybe they should build us a studio just for our podcast. Why why you wouldn't you if you wouldn't come there on time? Anyway, you wouldn't be there. It doesn't matter. They can give us a studio, you still wouldn't show up, might right? Balfreak no comment, no comment? Exactly, stay out of this one. Why do you stay out of it? Why don't you? Because he pick and chooses the battles how to strong opinion on on the subject. But we're doing the podcast now. Now is not the time? Why not? Because now is the time for entertainment. People don't care about this love that song. You should do a lot of stuff to get off your deity. Yes, you know what we do have a lot. We do, we do. We need to have a meeting. We've got a lot of questions to answer. We've got a lot of things to get through. You can do getting Trish on the phone or what, No, we're not gonna phone now. Had her on that? You had her on the morning show? Exact? You sabotage my idea. You brought it to the big show here. I heard it this morning. I'm like, we're supposed to bring Trish on the podcast, okay, fair enough. And the reason why is because we did not. Our podcast was not on iHeart until this morning at the wee hours, and I need to see it. It wasn't on yesterday. There was a problem posting it. Okay, so what does that have to do with it? So then because we didn't get to it, I brought to Elvis's attention, and I knew that Elvis would bite on it. I don't know, Scary Jones, what do you think about this? That's a little shady. It sounds like that he was looking for the big show starting right there. Yeah, that's right, damn well, that I would put anything on this show first. We could have delayed another day. It wasn't like how long do. We were still waiting for guests from like Mercy Toomay, still trying to get on this podcasts. Yeah, his wife looks like to Mercy Tomay. So that's all connected. So right, well, listen when we get back after the song, going to playing one of my songs, we are right here, what the hell is this? And drop Jick Murphy's right. That's requested by Bulb free from the holiday moves, not requested by Seasons upon Us. Listen to the lyrics. Seasons upon Us sits that timy here Brandy and he not this planet Chip. There's like some the trees and the leaks to be home. There's mischief and me and song to the song. There's spells in this holly. The kids a gun ho to the bands a kiss, spinny freshness little to Some families are messed up, walls are fine. Thing goes. It's crazy. My sisters are like jobs. I wish I hadn't none. Their husband's are losers, and so are their sons. My nephews a horrible was a little twin. He once gave in nice skiff wrap box bot. He likes Steppell carols with nicey snowball. I would like to take them out back and deck them more than the halls. With family like this, I would have to confess I'd be better off lonely, distraught. The press the season's all says that time. Yeah, Grandy, ignore this as worship cats off their show and you drop kick Murphy's. You guys gotta watch that video as having Google drop Listen, guys, did you do yourself with favor? Google? Drop kick murphys Murphy's this season's upon us and watch this video. It's so times music video that is so funny. What do you make Irish stereotypes test women with boatlegged women? I'm just getting the spirit of the song. You know, it's such a great song. Maybe they wanted to drink some By's Irish sound like groundskeeper Willie from Simpsons. Are you familiar with the drop Kick Murphy's Yes, I am so good, so good. They are very good. Little too familiar? Here, Hey, Palfrey, can you give us a little new business, whole business, old business, new business to your job? You know what? He hasn't even played his keyboard. Here we go, gerry and jingles behind. You know, because you're not paying attention. You're in your own world. You don't know what's going on. Listening back to the listening back to the podcast, it's a new Oh, look, you're terrible with the mix to move. I'm gonna have to make a letter of mine. I don't need to help that. You this business, Mucos business, business, mucos business, talking about this old stuff. We're we're taking on this abol stuff. We're doing episodes, still talk about there how many episodes the same whether you've listened to episode one, we're still covering the same old ship. But the thing is, if we had a four hour show, we had our own show there, our own off air show. We would have so much more content, so many more of the things to do. But we have to get it in within a couple of minutes. We have a time for him. Yeah, you're you're like the high school guy on on prom night. Let's trying to get it in. I always think if we had four hours, we could do so much more. But because we are you know, listen, you have to go at a certain time. He can't make it at a certain time. This is the problem. But if we had to four if we had four hours, what about you, I could do anything. I have very first we have to, and not just because of me, And that's because of the captain over here. You too, what you too have to leave at certain times in the week, certain days today give us the five o'clock at night. It's point fingers brand, but today's But I could change it if I had to change the way for you to change for twenty five years. All right, So listen, what are we doing here? As far as Christmas gore exchanging gifts? I think we should. Who's come up? Who came up with this idea? Well, it's just it's what we do. We're boys, right, Why would you? When have I ever exchanged a gift with you? Great te in my life? But now was the time to do now? Now we have something going on. First of all, we did we did exchanging going on before? When we ran the marathon together, we exchanged gifts? Did we Yeah? We took pictures together? Were we took a gift? What else do we do when we did nothing? We took a picture together at the starting line. That was it. There was more. Wrote a nice thing about you on the web. That was it. That wasn't a gift, that was something I wanted to do. Well, I think that's Scaryo's right. I think it's not something I think you want to I think I really think we should. We should the three of us exchange gifts stop those spats. But we have to put some rules in place. Yeah, rules. Rules gotta be under twenty under. It has to be comedic and has been comedic. Cushion, cushion right now? What day we do in our gift exchange, that's another good question. I don't know. I think we have to do it sometime next week. Yeah, so just put you finish your shopping. I didn't even start my shop. What's our schedule like for next week? I want to do some shop next week. I'm gonna I'm gonna be in Miami on Monday, so I'm not gonna be here. So guys, yes, if you yugs want to try and do a show, you guys can do ball freak show just by us. Have until because Gregg he's gotta run out of that dud the offair show. That's scary. I don't know we will do that. We're all the day together. We won't do it for no Sean Monday. So we have Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. No, we have Tuesday and Wednesday, Thursday the rest of our year on their show, What's Thursday. I'm on the board here from six to ten in the morning. We have Tuesday and Wednesday next week. That's it. So we have we have three more shows for the year. We have this. We have this Thursday because we're not doing we don't have tomorrow right, So this Thursday, right, and next Tuesday and Wednesday next week. And this is how we're getting to the finish line. Well, we're not. We're not gonna get to Okay. I don't think we're ready. I don't think we're ready to be first day okay, something on the day that we hit first, but on the day that we hit a hundred episodes? Should we have a big show in early January? You we should. We used our week and a half off on vacation to like plan something huge for our return. We really should. We should have a big guest. We should do something good, right, all right? Well, what do you want to post to all the other shows? They which have not been good? So don't you think that we should have a big show, like make it really popular, a big thing. Don't you think who's going to do that? The three of us we gotta come up with something. All of us are gonna have to do work. We're gonna have to okay with that. Yeah, I'm okay with all right. I'm gonna play this podcast back for you in jan You are all right, So I'm taking some notes here. So we got here. Remember when you said you were going to do the work episode one hundred. We're doing a big show show. We gotta come up with a design, a big show to celebrate a hundred episode. Okay, all right? So what are we doing the Christmas gifts on Wednesday of next Will the T shirts be ready by episode one hundred is the question? Question that could be a great goal for one hundred Spencer gifts to do mail orders, do web orders? You want to get you? I want to get you um one of those. I want to get you a lava lamp. What am I doing? A lava lamp? Whatever you like? Lucy and the Sky with diamonds in my bond, little pink laval lamp. I'm gonna cough today. I don't know if you do the bond today. I'm telling you that help you. It's gonna be tougher to clear that mucus right out broel. Okay, So we have the fact that we're gonna be doing gifts next change gifts next Wednesday, gift change today's Tuesday. So that means I have to, like I don't have Amazon Prime, Like, I gotta actually go to a store and buy you something that's a lot of that. You gotta buy something for scary and for me, and then I gotta buy something for scary and for you, and it's got to be comedic. I can't give you like some booze or a cigar or something. You know what, I will take that. I will accept a special cigar or a good bottle of whiskey. I will take about exploding. Exploding's gonna cigars? You want to comedic and it's kind of right in your real house, right, This is my favorite cigar. My favorite cigars in Ashton vs. G. You want to go get me one for buck, I'll take it, but it's better be a good vs. G. I like Bucks Ashton vs. G. Right, And I like Wizard. It's called the Wizard. That's my favorite. The Wizard. That's my favorite. Hard for me. I do like Rocket Patels. I like Rocket Patel as well. There's about this stuff language. Those cigars. No, I'm telling you Rockey Patel is a good cigar. Or Ashton VSG. Those are my two first VSG. He was on that seventies show. Yeah, and what about you, Scary Jones? What do you? What do you like? Yeah? You know me, I don't. I'm tough to shop for great goose, you know, I mean, just bought me some vodka. Give us some holiday music. It's kind of boring, though, what holiday music? Holiday music? It's the holiday, it's the holiday season. That's my favorite. But down also around at eleven o clock, he'll be coming down the chimney. We also got big problems with the All fair Heads and the Army. How about Happy Holiday? Hey, you know you have the Army. I like this song? How about the eight team? Happy Holiday, very most happy Holiday? What do they call it? A wizard? It's so good. It's holidays. She's as magical. Can you write a for really? In my sleep? Can you do it to this melody? To this music? And I could try? You can write it about the All fair Show, of course I can. I do the work going down the chimney. It's the holiday season, it's the holiday. She's at the office. Show. He's got three times yes said, it's a great night. It's going down the chimney now and originally a great big shack, black nice and lots of goodies for you and for me, a pepper Man stick road, Saint Nick, get all my Chris mis Tree gotta get out of here. The ball Freak is gonna write us an original song. Yeah, would you give me some more work? I just ran a freaking holiday pageant. Give me something like, give me some like military music, need some militari and about singing a song for two minutes. I did a two hour show, and now you want another song? I need some hardcore military get paid for this stuff? You're not. How about some metallity gets some like like crazy metallity music to the off airy ends. Nont want to military music. I'm gonna give you military music. No, not like the great big band that Yeah and spots nothing screams America like that. I'm talking about that starts that that great should have been the best stage and stripes forever. Listen to break young kids going to Vietnam, Okay in the Bay of page You know when I was a kid, When I was a kid, and Ball Freak you can relate to this because I knew you when you were a kid. That's right. We I was in the color Guard, I was in the Antagon. Come on and carry I would carry the American flag. Actually I didn't. Joey Erger carried the American flag. We were all jealous. I carried the state flag. They were like three, right, and and the coolest kid got to carry the American right, the most popular kid, and that was Joey Vierge. But you got the New York flag. The New York's kind of appropriate considering your your heritage, right, So I would carry it. But the thing is, we'd make jokes because you carry it between your legs almost they have like they have like a like a crotch couple, like a like a leather thing that the pole that you shoulder, it looks like the flag with Johnson, right, So we would like make jokes like grabbing our flag. Right, sweet guys making jokes about flagpoles. We weren't even teenagers at that point. We were swinging the flag back and forth. But it also kind of hurt because it lands. It ended up the ende of the edge of the pole was at our junk and the only thing separating our junk. You didn't get excited? Was was the what do you call was the leather the leather cup holder that there's nothing between me and my flag would stick into the cup picks? Or do a picture of that? I don't keep You don't have a picture of guard me, picture of I'd wear a sash and my god, please we need a picture. You never in a color guard team? Are you kidding me? No? No, I never did. Well, I would wear we would do you remember we wear the red clip on ties. Assembly every Thursday was assembly. You didn't do assembly? Oh my god. That was the one day they public It was more than that. Public school had a uniform on Thursdays only red. It was red tie, white shirt and blue pants. And for the girls same red, wet and blue. But they could wear skirts. Student jersey. Man of the public schools. You whatever you wanted, man, I spoke some weed in the parking lot. Came in all with a blanket. Assembly stayed boarded through the hallways and then at twelve years old, that's what was then at ten thirty in the morning, all the classes would report to the auditorium for a formal assembly. Yeah, yeah, shot swear to God, and the color Guard would come down. Jones had had the sash on and of Thursday and this music was playing. Alright, Scar, you gotta give me something good for the affair army, all right, finally something good to all of the off air heads. Yeah, I have heard your tweets. We've seen them have to off our show. Here's the thing, guys, they now want positions in the army. They want leg in a position like they want us to come up with, like lieutenants, like a board of of people. So everybody. So if I'm the maestro fit with the army, right, the army wants like a colonel, a lieutenant, right, a first sergeant. Exactly what are the positions of an army? Well, that's what I'm saying. That's what we got to address. We need to come up with. However many cabinet position will appoint them, well, we have to figure out why we would appoint them as well. I mean, we got Marine Dan, We've got Omar, we got bar, we got Sierra, we got who else? Cool fro who else? Who else? Am I from? Hubby? Hubby, Hubby? We need some females in this right, you know exactly need some females. Is what else favorite Henry David, David David every Davis it right, like we have legitimate all fair heads. No, but we we did. We even got like the new the new guy, Tyler, the new guy. We got no fil Well, how does the real military do it? Well, I don't know what We're gonna pick that in your stripes. You have to do something to show your loyalty to being an affair head, right, and we will reward you. Well they listen, and by the way, what is the benefit of being But what are they gonna show? How they gonna show the loyalty? I mean, Obar already got in on the Elvis Durant Show and yelled, I'm an all fair head. He was, he did. That's good, that's good, that's right here in our cabinet. But absolutely you read get on the Elvis duran Show and randomly bring up the off fair show and during a phone call and say how much you love us? I think that qualifies for a position in our cabinet. I don't want to listen. I don't want to ruin Elvis the show like that. I don't think that's a good thing. We shouldn't be talking on calling yelled Jack Lobe no no when some things no, no, no, we're not trying to do that. Imagine Elvis go to a call and somebody calls in the jacklo no, don't do it, do not do that. I hope this will be so pissed. I know. Don't tell that it was nice that Omar had the moment, an opportunity in a natural way to just bring us up and say, hey, I listened to the off air show podcast. I agree, that's nice. That's nice. It made me feel good when I heard that. So if that's the case, well guess what. You are now going to be a part of our cabinet and you will get a position. What what's the what's the salad? I think what we should do? It all on you. You're glossing over the what they get paid to pillory. We don't get paid. They're not gonna get paid to join the army. Of not getting paid? Is it a glory? Just a glory possitions. So we need to come up with a whole mess of names. Congratulated, you're a glory home. We need to come up with a mess of names of who we think are these these these airheads that honestly could be a part of it. We have to reward them, though, col what oh yeah, it's you wrote car Colonel. I make colonel like like Sanders. You know, somebody gonna be the kernel of chicken. We got a gunner, we look, we got we got a whole gunners gunner. You need a gunner, right, you need that? Who's be a private? So we need to come up with like the president, the vice president. We need to come up with like a lieutenant. We got to come up with like a colonel. No, you're you're mixing it up. It's either a political system or a military system. There's no president and a colonel exactly. It's a military system. That's what we need. We need a general. We do general. So so who okay, general starts with the general food. So who's the general? I don't know, but that's what I'm saying. So listen, why don't can we like next week take applications. I think Omar should be a general. We all, we all grew that Omar should definitely be somewhere in the cast should be up. But I wanted you know what Marine Dan, I mean, you can't hold on a second he's the only one who served in the should be a lieutenant, so we could go lieutenant Nan and lieutenant you know what, we couldn't call that's like he might just actually fall to that picture. So he's the lieutenant just by the fall. So we got our lieutenant lieutenant. We might have felt. I'm sure he's heard that a million times, poked about private pile. Do we created a private pile? I'll just say, listen. Then they have been there for us. They have been there. It's time to give them something back. We have to have people apply via email. I want an essay of why you should be the general from air show at gmail dot com and he'll be called. Everybody needs to write something. You've mentioned these names a million times, but they called it. They called mac Weldon. They ordered under arc Weldon. That's a bonus. That's a bonus. That's part of their case and their essay. That's right essay. 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