Sept. 13, 2016
The Off Air Show 'Married Men Taking Girls Number' - Ep.60
Ep.60 - Who got to wear The Golden Sombrero; Cher lays into Greg T for taking a woman's number at his club gig
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Speaker 1: Here we go. Here we got towns dot there fresholl, here we go, here we go. Come on bro, Come on bro, it's great tea. Go here we go town this dot dashall look whom show. Come on bro, bull freaking frest time he's first time. Come on Bro, he thanks. They'll fash singing again one more time, singing from singing for hearing out. Here we go, everybody here we gout. Time to start down fash y'all. So sto Bro, I'll have you know, Bro, I was ready for you'll have me. No, I was ready for s ready for the office, y'all office, you'll come tet you ready tech you now. I was sitting one. Come brow. Come on, bro. This is how we're gonna start. Just starting another chieno from most respons a on the show. Come on love. If we wait any longer, it's gonna snow. Elvis Durrand Presents Off Air Show is Scary Jones and Great Tea, Episode number sixty Fair Show Scary Tea and the Bulb Free Ronnie Free styling on the key. That's the lookout of a man who did not look out yesterday. Yes, of course I was yelling four. Yeah, Well I'm pretty good. I don't have the yell four. I'll hear a yell four once. Yesterday are terrible, They're awful. I'm s okay. You don't have to let the whole audience know. They don't know. They're not hearing what you're hearing, right that that's something that's like an off air, off off air stage direction that nobody needs to do him. No, we're Walfred doesn't care. Yeah, he's not seen. He's not seasoned. I thought it was underwater for a second. I'm not seasoned in radio. Listen to both hashtag Wars to first episode number sixty. We got four you to go. Maybe next week we can go over all the people that are ahead of us. Somehow I'll gather that information and I'll get it back to you guys, and I will report to you all these podcasts that are ahead of us, and we'll find out exactly what place we are in. We need to give our audience an update. Are where are we? How close the number one? Are we? Right? So email us at the Offair Show at gmail dot com, and and make sure you tell your friends about the damn show. We need help, Yes, and Instagram need help. Instagram at the offair show. We might put a picture. We can't do us all together. We're a family. We are the off air family, and you are the off air heads. We need help from the off air heads. We have an off fair head on the phone right now. We do zero one this. I'm from Miami, Yo, Sarah, Wow, very nice? We're what part of Miami? Just by the beach. No, I'm from Dade Okay, Dade County? Very cool? Jones whisper Dade County part of Miami? Are you missed three oh five from home? Maybe hold on a second? Here he goes DJ Sky Here's he's from Miami. Look at he's remixing Go Go, Go Go. When this l m f a O song little popular in America? How hot was it in Miami? M Sarah? Sara you there? Sarah? Yeah? Yes, DJ Scary Jones behind the ones and twos right now, and he's remixing you a little l m f AO right now. Probably can't arrest Beau Scary likes to make the music super loud, all right. Hear you? I hear You's awesome radio veteran that he is. What do you listen to in Miami? I listened to everything. I listened to you guys, and I love your off their show, and I want to tell you it's my birthday and I want to give you guys to thank me too. So we got a birthday gaal on the phone? Where's the cute cards? Come on? You know the song? Now the song? Do you call on people? Gals? Why not? I we got a tad lord on the phone. Are you a toddlerd? Sa? Are you tall LERD? Nice? Tad lord in the house, Sarah? How old are you today? I'm twenty three? Nice? Are you? You have a boyfriend? You single? No? I have a boyfriend and I'm going out with him tonight. Ah, it's a surprise. How long you guys been together? Like a year and a half. What's your boyfriend buying you? I don't know. You're bringing me out and it's a surprise. So hopefully he has a surprise really nice gift, something like maybe diamonds or something. Wow, I like that. Who gets a girl diamonds for year and a half? Down in Miami? Day do come on in Miami? All the girls were good man, all tollers all over. She must be hanging out with a sugar daddy. Wants a yacht. Yeah, I think I am from Miami, right, exactly, been to a white party, right. I'm guessing he's probably twenty five years older than you. So he is older though, but he is older. Yeah, he's definitely in that case. All I could say is, yeah, ask for those diamonds your lead, clap it up where we're happy, happy birthday on this especial day, Happy happy birthday. And this is what we said, Happy happy birthday me, your droops going through, Happy happy birthday to you. I love it there you guys, thanks anywhere doing on up with this buday. Hopefully you don't get some birthday sexy. It's a big booty car. I want for my birthday, a big booty call when I say style, when I die, the lowest style. All I want for my birthday. It's a big body call. A down. She got a big so I come, big booty Well, sir, spiriting moment cooking, get to I'm breaking. You're like fifty five now, you still getting sex on your birthdays? Are you freaking kidding me? Dude? Yeah? How does that go? Are you freaking kidding? Has to go down? I say, yo, trick, it's my birthday. Let's go and with big Booty come in game by your name, name on Hi, my name on a name. She wants to cook your name on it, your name, put your name on it. You know what dat is? Back Frost, it's not even my shirt shirt. I'll kill sertain. How are you want it? You're not talking to actually he let's go. Take Nat taken Pat Pat. I gotta say, like, if people listen to yesterday's podcast and then today's and we're already like six men say it's like two completely different podcast Yesterday's. I don't know if that. I'm not saying that as a compliment. He has had to control its birthday. So I know it's curious, sious Uncle scary today. You know he's a come on, uncle's curious. I don't think he can see your scary. I think you can hit a creaking up. Let's go. But come on, if you're a fan of your off fair show, you tell the scary right now to crank it up. Emailing at the author show at dot com, you tell them to stop being so crazy. Let's go, let's go, let's go. It is cranked up? Yo. Who's that girl just walk by to freak with all you guys want to hear about yesterday? Do we have to? All right? So listen. I'm sorry. I wasn't here in all honesty like I said yesterday, But I got a phone call on Friday. Do I want to be a part of this charity, the Garden of Dreams Foundation? Check out. They do so much, they really do, and I got a chance to play with I mean, you, you're a big basketball fan. You have not a Knicks fan. You're not like you played with Larry Bird. I would be excited, but why do you know that about your ball freak? Your kidding me? Who the Knicks? I don't feel for any team in the NBA, but I just never like the Knicks. But you're a big basketball fan. I love the sport of basketball. Yes, scary, who do you root for? I don't even know? I'm a Nets guy? Yeah, you see, I go to the next sports fancy. I know the sports. I'm not a huge basketball fan, so I too root for the Nets because I know they're so bad. So so one day they actually would so I'll be able to ride that out there from Brooklyn. So Brooklyn, he said, Brooklyn, Come on, Brooklyn, But we have a little sign Brooklyn. Scary me my beach? Can we bring me back to the beach? Scary show? How don't you guys do it yesterday without me? Well? I thought we they're just Frye was like, totally makes sense. As soon as he was off, he probably shut it off. That's probably what happened, right, scary, How did you guys? What happened? Scary? How is the podcast yesterday? Without me? It was? It was quiet, it was relaxed. It was I was relaxed today today today, I don't like today? Why did you like today? I'm getting grumpy. I'm getting grumpy Jones? Well, you know what it's let me ask our off fair show listeners. If you guys are a fan of today's show versus yesterday, all you do is scream you get a Mexican jumping bean. I'd like you to tweet us at the Affair show or drop us an email at the Offer show at gmail dot com. Yeah, alright, well we have some visits against you got an original song for us? No, not today, you being here? I would just need to step back and have these things we got to get to today, right? We got up some football picks, Yes, we have to hand out the golden sombrera. Yes, you know what I heard yesterday? Yesterday on the golf course, I'm talking to Elvis Duran's business partner, and I was telling about the off air show podcast and he was like, get out of here? What do you guys do? And I didn't even know about it. So I told him he's gonna listen to it today. Sure, he just didn't say get out of here, to get out of there? No, no, for real, like he was really he was. He was genuinely interested. So I told him all about it. I sent him a link to the show, so he's even gonna give it a listen. He had no idea even did a podcast. But I told him about football picks and I said, somebody's where the golden sobrara? And he said that we're so stupid. You know, you're so stupid. He said, in baseball, if you are, if you lose four games in a row, that you are you were giving the golden sobrero for for for losing. It's not an honor. It's not an honor to wear the sobrera. Incorrect, by the way, strike out four times, strike out? Okay, strike so that he said to me, he goes, he goes, Dude, you gotta tell scary and ball freak that, uh, you know, you shouldn't be wearing the the golden sombrero if you win all your football picks. But if you are the worst football picker, then you should be wearing the golden sombrero. So we're gonna we'll do that in a little bit. Also, we have our friend's Share coming up. Well, great, do you have an interesting thing that happened to you this weekend? Yes, at your appearance, I'm excited to see Share. And finally, I mean, where is the girl we started? And he's also wearing a cast? For some reason, was scared. Why do you bring these girls in here that are like they come in here like you know, banged one of my captain drunk Sparrow, Captain wax Captain Wax Barrow. So I like, you know, I do like the girls that are the peg legs and she's got a cast. But first I like the big things with a song. What's ang we playing today? Man? This is awesome. This is d R A M and Little Yanni. I heard this on the hip hop station Broccoli on the off air show What and hey, hey, I'm being hey little mama, what you like to buy my son shine? We touch my game. We're gonna time to height on my neck cos me teen times three thirty dollars for and get free. I just held dale and I spent like time, jeese. I just did this show and spent the check on my mama. We're not going vak. I might run out to Bahamas and then keep like teen phones. That a really another home at these clones, trying to copy watermone we get your own, trying to pick a bone. But the brother scale boy had a good day mate piece, Yes, checking ball, making play. But this shows are great, but that they're like hogging. I know, you know my slogan if it ain't about goupen gone because I'm chosen from the concrete out head road was staring on my necklace because my diamond's really falls. We're back. What the hell is this broccoli? I love broccoli. Broccoli last night said that broccoli is great for your for your liver. It didn't deify your liver. Is that what you do about? Do sauted or do you steam it? Sometimes? I steam sometimes, I say, but last night I saw tad I made a little a cod. I grilled up some cod and somebody give me some cookie music, give me some cod music music, um and some uh, some butternut squash. Where'd you get the cod from? You go to seafood place for con and I do fresh direct, all fresh diround. I'm a single guy. So we have shared. That's on our way. But we have to go over the football picks. You guys reking quick? All right? You're who was gonna be wearing the gold sobrero. The first official week of the NFL is done and finished. So you're finished. Here's how it happened, all right, So we picked three teams each last Thursday and after Monday night football, after everything, after all the dust is settled. Here's how it goes, our very own Scary Jones. He did not pick it correctly, Carolina Panthers Broncos. He chose the uh, the Carolina Panthers and the Broncos. One here he got it wrong. I know I sucked. Then he came back strong. No, Scary came back strong. He did, in fact pick the winner of the Texans Bears. He got it right. He wanted the Texans picked the Oilers. Wait and then he also he also got it right. He chose the correct winner of the green Bay Jacksonville game. So Scary comes out two wins, one losses in his best of three two two wins, one loss. Ball freak. You. On the other hand, ball freak, you got zero right, zero perfect. You're awful. You chose. You chose the Browns over the East He lost. You took the Cowboys over the Giant. Was anybody's game? That game? You also took the Uh, let's see you said, And he also took the Atlanta Falcons over the Tampa big Bucks. Yeah, Julius Jones didn't do nothing for me. You know, I scored a hundred and sixteen points in my fantasy league and I lost. Oh that is rough, Like, there's no like. I hate fantasy feel I feel bad the guy I played too. I scored a hundred nineteen. He scored a hundred thirteen and he lost. I feel bad for him. To guy I went up against scored a hundred twenty eight points. But the first week your fantasy league should be should be points as well as records. Dave Brody's the commissioner, which is also why I just opted out of understand I couldn't agree with what Scary just said. I ain't playing in the league with Brody. I do all right. And then here's how I round it out. I went one win, two losses. I also messed up a lot. I took the Jets over the Bengals, No good. Another one, I I talked the Cardinals over the Patriots, thinking without Tom Brady, how the Patriots gonna win again? No good? But I did get the Seattle Seahawks right over the Dolphins. I scored their big time. So I go one and two. So Scaries two and one. I'm one and two, which means he some bratro, give me some Spanish music, Special day podcast, full freak. I'm having a great time. I got it great and I'm verty honards and I hope to wear the sombrero again next week. Don't need to wear for the whole podcast. Once you put that Taco meet chess care you got going on there? Too? Yeah? Man, I'm a man. I got some Maybe we should get or Tago to sponsors. You do you want to talk? You want to start going at me with physique and physically physical deformities and stuff. Let's go, you brown Bounce. We should we should load it with guacamole and then make you wear it on his bald head and make it go splat. Oh, look who walked in. Finally there she is, finally in the flesh. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for share. This is, you know the song this this share, this is. It's just called this is all about the Benjamin's yea, all about the Benjamin. What's perfect? You gotta you gotta speaking to the mike. By the way, he's a radio right there, right there. Put your lips right on any game. Yeah, it's just like that. So so you know, we have we have so many little, um, little little questions when it comes to dating or becomes the fashion, or it comes to giving out a phone number when you're married to a single girl. Who that might have happened me? He just tried to gloss. Wait wait wait wait wait, go back, go back, don't even try. We have so many questions on a daily basis that come up. And you know, obviously it was just the three of us, stupid young sitting here in the studio. We can't figure this stuff out, so we throw our questions. Do you share? Because you are our classy side of things? You can class it up for us, so we we turn our attention to you. Now, if you're just joining us, you might not know who Share is scury, can you? Yeah? Well, well want I want to show shine some light. Why don't you explain who you are? Because you're an enigma. First of all, you're you're a model. You're an actress. She's a model. Pop on bottles. She's doing it about the Benjamin Benjamin. You've been on some you've been on billboards, you've been all over the place. But you also are a private investigator in some capacity. Wait, can I give you the elevator pitch? An actress, model j D n B a license to carry? Can go wrong with that? So she can be packing heat right now? Can you give her music? Can give her song? Give her song? My license to carry something? Come on, give her something? What's the matter? Come on to wear the Sombraro sinks for share? Come on, I got to speak in Spanish for the rest of the year. You gotta give her something. Come on, only speak on actress? Does huh? Wait? Wait, I believe somebody has left me a few messages. That's right, don't I don't? Now, come on, you've the man on the messenger. Now, now that I'm in the studio, you're talking, she's been unreachable and I don't voiceman. I don't work in the film business. Hours ago, you were Steven Spielberg. Steven spielband think it wants something like, hey, show, this is Steven Spielberg. Did you call Steven Spielberg back? You know when Spielberg calls you cat lost your cat? But you're talking what I'm saying, did you call him back? Did you call Steven Spielberg back? It sounded like he had a great role for you and Police Academy nine No E T two. Wasn't it lost in? Is that coming out like that? Well? Either way? So all right, so shares with us. She's the classy side of the off air show. She keeps it real, keeps it classy. With the boy she has with the right. Yeah, you know, she's like she's like Lula Levin Lauren, Like she wants to go to sporting events, she wants to hang out right, just being part of the boys. She knows a lot what's going on in the world. I just do it a little differently sometimes. First of all, d Mercedes, what's up with your what's up with your what's up with your leg? You're your probing around. I would love to say this was a fashion week incident, but what happened. This has been a love hate relationship with the whole thing that I love more than anything, which is Fashion Week coming to New York. By the way, we have to speak about because it's been amazing. But but but I am wearing the little list of what I've been wearing on my leg passed three weeks and the worst damage you can't even see, because what happened to me? Okay, how do I make this sound real when it sounds so crazy? Basically, imagine I got headphones on, so imagine going Imagine going into a hospital to see one of your loved ones. So, who's in the hospital you with to see? Okay? So I went up to see my sister's It was was in the hospital. You're talking. It was an emergency, emergency. Okay, I go up to see her. Everything's going fine. I leave, I come back to see her. I'm actually on the phone with some individual that's in this room at the time. On the phone. It's scary hospital. All of a sudden, you here the elevator breaks with me in it. You're kidding me, so you're in it? Okay, but no, so the elevator breaks and you're inside the elevator, then how do you hurt your knee? They couldn't get me out. This was like a traumatic issue of the elevator literally snapping me flying backwards and them having me stuck in an elevator with the doors between floors. It's not your n between the doors, no, no, no. It was how they got me out that banged up my legs. Yeah. And and the worst part is the worst part is it was the damage and dropping from the floor keep me out. So they're trying to pry you out, the fireman or coming they fire mean, never started upator. I like it just scary nice you like that. I like it better than how I felt that day alone in by myself. That love was all about my se corner. And then and then what happened One of the cables broke cable brakes and they can't get me out. Okay, you're killing find you. I have to tell you, guys. The funniest thing. I don't know if you knew this, but a couple of days ago, Kylie Jenner, Kendall Jenner and Hallie Baldwin got stuck in an elevator in Manhattan, so it might be the month of getting stuck in elevators. So I'm just gonna let you all know models stuck in elevators seems to be the trend, so I'd be a little carculed. However, they did get out a lot better than that. Line is straight from the Scary Jones school and name dropping. You get all those names for the names tubs really crazy and relevant. It's ridiculous that the best part is is that I go up to get my sister and we both end up leaving in wheelchair. You know what I wanted to You're in a hospital of visiting your sister and you ended up in a wheelchair. But at least you didn't have to take you far, you know what. Taking me down to the r was the easiest trip. It was a lot best, better than Christie's trips. But what we I think we just got an idea for next week. I mean, if you think some time, yes I'm thinking about it. Why don't we get why don't we get to two wheelchairs? Seriously, Yeah, we'll do a wheelchair racing right it all three of us. I think we should wheelchairs. We'll set up like a little course outside, right we could maybe we could set it with like correctly possible, we could like do crutches to the wheel chair sending people by doing wheelchair why and text of what I just brought it up under, I don't think so seriously, I think we should think about it. If you don't want to plan next, let's think about it. We'll go reel chairs. Had an idea you wanted to take Share out onto the street and then have guys catching guys like I did think that would be a good idea as well. So I thought I thought a good deal good idea would be to walk around outside. You just have Shared walking and I would stay behind her and you know, look we all the aldi says no, we'll take a picture put Share up on Instagram at the affair show. But Share, you are very attractive young lady. Thank you. And I thought that a lot of guys would be like turning their heads are like, you know, making some cat anoises towards you. We're gonna look and see which ones have rings on? Is that the whole? Like? And then I just you know what. I was just figured I would approach them and just be like, yo, bro, I just caught you staring at her ass. And I happen to notice that you do a wedding ring on as well, so see how that goes? All right? So I just idea get back for a second. So now we know my drama and I can't you is broken relationship I'm having right now with elevators because I'm scared. I just want to know how much you sue the hospital for. That's what I want. We talked about that on the podcast. You think we should move on to a great teath problem, which one Wait, do you have some music for Share? You didn't play any music for Share? I played about what song did you play for share? The Benjamin? Oh, it's right, it's right what Share it is? It's all about the fellas you can't grab and you cannot take down. Share. Share is one of those like those one of those girls you just can't get her on a date. You're not gonna walk up to her in a bar. You're intimidated. That's what that's who Share is. That's why I'm single. You probably it's probably what it is, Probably because you're too good looking because no one no one would ever think that you were single. No one would ever think you're single. No nobody ever thinks right. If I was in a bar and I looked at you, I would never would be like Dudere's no way she's talking to Shrek. I looked like Shrek. What about? The funny thing is that bald freak would actually be daring enough to go up to you and talk to you. You think so? I think. I think. I think you get a couple of drinks in you and you just walk right out to courage. I don't need liquid courage. I know I would not. I know, I think he would come to me. You know what I'm saying. I think it's all about the guy though. It's like that inner confidence, because you'd be shocked the different guys that will come up to girls. I don't know telling you bald freak baby, All right, listen, wait, So here's the sombrero. Here's one of the issues that we were talking about this week. One of the issues is this and this is where we're he you're here share I got a song for you because problems, I've problems. Is the man with problems in his life more than that. But all right, we'll start with nine, why are you set up? The scene? About what happened? And then let's get a female adey. Okay, so share, here's what happened, all right, and this is true story. I'm not making this up. So I had to host an event in like this party cruise. Okay, So it's party cruise goes around and I'm hosting the event, and it's a short cruise. It's like two and a half hours. We're done. So on board, I always walk around to all the different tables and I asked the groups of people, men and women, why are you here? What are you celebrating whatever? So it's where the DJ and I can make some shout outs. Okay. There was one girl I did not go up to an ask and the reason why is because she was, like yourself, very attractive. I figured she's got a boyfriend, and I figured her boyfriend probably went to the went to the restroom where he's at the bar getting a drink. He'll be back in any second. I'm not gonna bother her. You know, you're like, I'm not going next to that. I didn't go next to her. The whole entire trip. I did not go next to us and noticed her, though, of course there's no way you could not notice. Unno, yeah, there's there's no way you could not. You're avoid it. You can't avoid it. She is very, very attractive. So at the end of the of the of the Maiden voyage, she comes up to me and she's angry, right, really angry, and she's very forthright. I can't even believe this, and she says, I'll have you know that, I'm very disappointed in you. You not once came over to me to ask me why I was here or what I was doing right right? And I said, where's this coming from? She goes my name. I don't want to, I want to. I don't want say her names. I don't want to embarrass it. So she gives me her name. Will say, give me a name, give me name. Obama, get out of here. That's like a political You're gonna get my blood pressure rise. Come on, give me a name, Caitlyn. Fine, why don't you get me angry woman? That you should? That sounds like it's political. Why are you gonna geo? Why do you want to get can't we just keep it? Caitlin? Obama you go, all right? So anyway, so she comes with me. So she says, she says, you never once asked me what I was doing here, and I was single, and I've been here the whole time to see you, and I she says, I deserve a good date and you are going to take me out? What? You cannot make this up? Not even joking you. I didn't know what to say. Completely floored. So what did you do? It has been years since some chick came up to me, and it was like it was like, look at me, blah blah blahlah. I could not get over. She absolutely had me floored. And she was fatter, and she was not Okay, you're right and cheers right, I should be flawed, bease, what do you think? So I said to her, I said, I said, I said to her, I said, Caitlin, I cannot take your number, you know. So she's like, yes, you can get your phone out and take my number, and I'm like so then it was like like I just was like like and I had my hand on the phone and she's like, yeah, take my number, and I'm like and my my hand is saying my brain saying no, and my hand but I can't, but I and my hand is and my brightest say it, don't do it. And all of a sudden I opened up the phone and my bratest like, what are you doing? And she's like calling it the numbers on her phone, and I'm like, big, big, you never were very smart. And I couldn't stop. I couldn't stop. I could not stop dialing her number. I know it is. And then so then after I was done dialing it, and she spells her name for me. You know it's spelled with a K blah blah blah, yes, and she said K, I just spell. And then she says, she goes, I deserve a good day and you take me out, and I said I can't. And then we had to go that the bankers came and moved round and she says why And I just can't. Why did you say you were married? I couldn't get the words out of my mouth said nothing else. You just said I can't. I can't. What's after you put her phone number in your phone with the correct spelling of the name. But I didn't put her number in my phone my hands did it. I didn't do it. Oh my god, that's like my penis did it and I didn't do it. Really, you got to be, but I haven't. I haven't called her nothing like you're happily married. You wouldn't cross any line. What do you thank you? You didn't, you didn't cross any lines. But it's just so funny that just saying that your hands did it and you didn't do you got to be? Didn't come on? Help me out? What do you mean? Tell me you are dumb? The dumb dumb that's what his brain said. That's a classic example, though, of a girl that has such confidence. She's like, you know what, if I want this, I'm going to go get it. And that's where the guy has got to really have his stuff together and he's got to be able to say, listen, I'm really really flattered, but I'm married. Your confidence or is it desperation on the part of the woman she knew he was married. No, she never saw the ring. How didn't you see that ring I had? You'd have your ring on? I had it on. It was in my pocket. I put it, I put my hand in and then it was in your pot. Did you take it out as you put the number in? Like this? I had myself when you doing appearances. I had my cell phone, and I had my cell phone over my ring hand. You had it on purpose, so I didn't. Don't. That's why you hold the phone instigating taking my endorsement of you back. Just hear me. If I hold my phone with my ring hand, it's not my fault. It covers the ring. And then I dial in her number. And then when I then when I go to put her name in, I use my thumbs. So again it's always under the phone the ring. The rings stayed on. They make faulty phones. They should be phones. Now you're saying that you did have the ring on. I did. And then when I put the phone back in my black pocket with my other hand, I said, you deliberately covered it. Deliberately covered the ring. I have a better question, though. Did she tell you to call her in front of you, like right then, so she had your number? She told me no, I did not. So then, but then when she was escorted off the boat, because you know that, then the ushers were get ushering everybody off. So then another woman saw what was going on and knows me, and she goes, uh, you're married, And I said, I said, I didn't do anything, and she goes just saying you're married, and I saw that her name. Okay, so share, first of all, from a female perspective, what's it playing get married? I think the girl knew that you were married. I think people know you're married, your listeners, and I think she just felt like, you know, she could get away with asking this. She wanted to try. She's to no good. Yeah, she just has she probably has nothing to lose. And the other thing, I didn't do anything wrong, right, Share, you probably could have stopped it before you put her name in correctly in your phone. But now in your other line of work that you do, which is your a p I correct yea? So now okay, So what lines did I cross? As a p I? If a woman tells you my husband blah blah blah blah blah, I mean it was okay, there you guys, what did I do wrong? So in my company we have actually retained people that we hired to go out and do something very similar because their wives want to know what lines their husband's crossed. Well, that's what I was thinking. I was thinking that she was she was in on it, ye she she in my In my world, that girl would have been in on something. Yeah, absolutely, and then she would have taken she would have taken the information, and then I would have gone back to your wife and said, Okay, here you go with the information, and it's up to you whether or not you think that's your husband cheating or not. If your wife put her up to it, what if she That's what I'm thinking, you're you're screwing me in the head. I keep hearing the song you better, you better, you bet. That's to keep hearing over there. You got you got that scary, you got better? That's better. That's what you're playing over there. So do you think that my wife put it? Put her up to it? I think it sounds really crazy that somebody decided to be that forceful to just kind of insist that you take her number. However, if she really was offended, maybe to her defense, maybe she really just as a fan of yours. If she's excited see you, she was kind of like, wow, I just got and I'm not piece of great. Yeah, so she probably did. I may look like Shrek, but I can ball. So maybe she's a home she's a home wrecker. She's a home wrecker. You go, that's Wilson home wreckerd, don't have that. It's a country song. Maybe maybe that was just her m O. And if you go for it, you went for it and then guess what it gets put. I didn't go for it, and what I do? You didn't. I have a number in my phone, that's all I have. Should make a public announcement that you were going to delete that number from your phone in front so that this way you can go to that for you, for your wife. For some reason, ever says hey he took that number. One better just put your phone in a glass of water and just you probably have seven numbers like that. Just just cleanse yourself. Just got great. You know what I gotta tell you, I'm gonna I want to put this out there to the Affair Show, to the our affair show heads. I want you us to email us at the affair Show at gmail dot com or even tweet us at the Affair Show and let us know your thoughts and whether or not I should even delete my delete the number. Why I've done nothing? Why are you ever going to use it? I do's not have anybody's business, but we're never going to use I would say, I would say no, I'm married, I would say no. Look, I could say the words I'm married and everyone knows that. There you go, I'm married. Why would I use that phone number? Married? You know what? I think it was a good move though, to be polite, because the matter dye, you were polite, to cause friction, the reason to cause enemies. Be polite. But at this point, say sharing knows. And that's what we've learned here today, guys, is that Share Nose? Can you please play? You better? You better? You bet? I gotta hear the song come on you better that it's time to minute freaking ride today. You better you better? I gonna listen to this song. Will see you guys, share It's great to see you. Wait, do you guys know today what share nose? Share Nose? I think it's our new segment with Share called share Nose. What about share Nose? I think I just came up with a new site. Their hips, share hips, share hips, and share notes. Gont make it sense? They're my brows. Well for you got to write a song share notes. Work on that today, all right for next week's Share Nose. Are extending this this podcast. He's a wizard on the board isn't a share scary? You like share nose, share nose. I like share nose. And if you have a question for Share Knows, you can also drop us an email at gmail dot com and we will make sure that Share gets it and we will address your question with our next segment of Share Knows. Share is now an official extent. You like that? Well? Happy? What's up now? Yesterday? You can see this smile. SHARE's got her own segment. It makes absolutely no sense. Share Knows. I think it comes a better titles everything. Share knows everything. She knows everything. She knows celebrities, she knows fashion, she knows na, she knows about bad backs and legs. Now, so she's gonna hop out of the studio. We don't even know what Share knows. We have. We haven't, we haven't scraped the bottom. I'm going to be in the new Steven Spielberg movie coming out to two Lost in Paradise. We're gonna get you in a wheelchair. We have to talk about fashion week, probably to Thursday, Thursday, so we can talk Thursday fashion. All right, let's go, We're rolling out of here. What are you talking? Version? You better you better you bet? I can listen that song. I gotta downloaded from the sad right, We're gonna go, Okay, please gonna go. Please you see tomorrow. We had social media feedback, Yeah, why did that yesterday? By the way, but you didn't know that. Sorry, we did it without Can we play the song tomorrow to who you Better? You Better? I'd rather not see you guys by Just watch mean now, sat. I guess it's just
Speaker 1: Here we go. Here we got towns dot there fresholl, here we go, here we go. Come on bro, Come on bro, it's great tea. Go here we go town this dot dashall look whom show. Come on bro, bull freaking frest time he's first time. Come on Bro, he thanks. They'll fash singing again one more time, singing from singing for hearing out. Here we go, everybody here we gout. Time to start down fash y'all. So sto Bro, I'll have you know, Bro, I was ready for you'll have me. No, I was ready for s ready for the office, y'all office, you'll come tet you ready tech you now. I was sitting one. Come brow. Come on, bro. This is how we're gonna start. Just starting another chieno from most respons a on the show. Come on love. If we wait any longer, it's gonna snow. Elvis Durrand Presents Off Air Show is Scary Jones and Great Tea, Episode number sixty Fair Show Scary Tea and the Bulb Free Ronnie Free styling on the key. That's the lookout of a man who did not look out yesterday. Yes, of course I was yelling four. Yeah, Well I'm pretty good. I don't have the yell four. I'll hear a yell four once. Yesterday are terrible, They're awful. I'm s okay. You don't have to let the whole audience know. They don't know. They're not hearing what you're hearing, right that that's something that's like an off air, off off air stage direction that nobody needs to do him. No, we're Walfred doesn't care. Yeah, he's not seen. He's not seasoned. I thought it was underwater for a second. I'm not seasoned in radio. Listen to both hashtag Wars to first episode number sixty. We got four you to go. Maybe next week we can go over all the people that are ahead of us. Somehow I'll gather that information and I'll get it back to you guys, and I will report to you all these podcasts that are ahead of us, and we'll find out exactly what place we are in. We need to give our audience an update. Are where are we? How close the number one? Are we? Right? So email us at the Offair Show at gmail dot com, and and make sure you tell your friends about the damn show. We need help, Yes, and Instagram need help. Instagram at the offair show. We might put a picture. We can't do us all together. We're a family. We are the off air family, and you are the off air heads. We need help from the off air heads. We have an off fair head on the phone right now. We do zero one this. I'm from Miami, Yo, Sarah, Wow, very nice? We're what part of Miami? Just by the beach. No, I'm from Dade Okay, Dade County? Very cool? Jones whisper Dade County part of Miami? Are you missed three oh five from home? Maybe hold on a second? Here he goes DJ Sky Here's he's from Miami. Look at he's remixing Go Go, Go Go. When this l m f a O song little popular in America? How hot was it in Miami? M Sarah? Sara you there? Sarah? Yeah? Yes, DJ Scary Jones behind the ones and twos right now, and he's remixing you a little l m f AO right now. Probably can't arrest Beau Scary likes to make the music super loud, all right. Hear you? I hear You's awesome radio veteran that he is. What do you listen to in Miami? I listened to everything. I listened to you guys, and I love your off their show, and I want to tell you it's my birthday and I want to give you guys to thank me too. So we got a birthday gaal on the phone? Where's the cute cards? Come on? You know the song? Now the song? Do you call on people? Gals? Why not? I we got a tad lord on the phone. Are you a toddlerd? Sa? Are you tall LERD? Nice? Tad lord in the house, Sarah? How old are you today? I'm twenty three? Nice? Are you? You have a boyfriend? You single? No? I have a boyfriend and I'm going out with him tonight. Ah, it's a surprise. How long you guys been together? Like a year and a half. What's your boyfriend buying you? I don't know. You're bringing me out and it's a surprise. So hopefully he has a surprise really nice gift, something like maybe diamonds or something. Wow, I like that. Who gets a girl diamonds for year and a half? Down in Miami? Day do come on in Miami? All the girls were good man, all tollers all over. She must be hanging out with a sugar daddy. Wants a yacht. Yeah, I think I am from Miami, right, exactly, been to a white party, right. I'm guessing he's probably twenty five years older than you. So he is older though, but he is older. Yeah, he's definitely in that case. All I could say is, yeah, ask for those diamonds your lead, clap it up where we're happy, happy birthday on this especial day, Happy happy birthday. And this is what we said, Happy happy birthday me, your droops going through, Happy happy birthday to you. I love it there you guys, thanks anywhere doing on up with this buday. Hopefully you don't get some birthday sexy. It's a big booty car. I want for my birthday, a big booty call when I say style, when I die, the lowest style. All I want for my birthday. It's a big body call. A down. She got a big so I come, big booty Well, sir, spiriting moment cooking, get to I'm breaking. You're like fifty five now, you still getting sex on your birthdays? Are you freaking kidding me? Dude? Yeah? How does that go? Are you freaking kidding? Has to go down? I say, yo, trick, it's my birthday. Let's go and with big Booty come in game by your name, name on Hi, my name on a name. She wants to cook your name on it, your name, put your name on it. You know what dat is? Back Frost, it's not even my shirt shirt. I'll kill sertain. How are you want it? You're not talking to actually he let's go. Take Nat taken Pat Pat. I gotta say, like, if people listen to yesterday's podcast and then today's and we're already like six men say it's like two completely different podcast Yesterday's. I don't know if that. I'm not saying that as a compliment. He has had to control its birthday. So I know it's curious, sious Uncle scary today. You know he's a come on, uncle's curious. I don't think he can see your scary. I think you can hit a creaking up. Let's go. But come on, if you're a fan of your off fair show, you tell the scary right now to crank it up. Emailing at the author show at dot com, you tell them to stop being so crazy. Let's go, let's go, let's go. It is cranked up? Yo. Who's that girl just walk by to freak with all you guys want to hear about yesterday? Do we have to? All right? So listen. I'm sorry. I wasn't here in all honesty like I said yesterday, But I got a phone call on Friday. Do I want to be a part of this charity, the Garden of Dreams Foundation? Check out. They do so much, they really do, and I got a chance to play with I mean, you, you're a big basketball fan. You have not a Knicks fan. You're not like you played with Larry Bird. I would be excited, but why do you know that about your ball freak? Your kidding me? Who the Knicks? I don't feel for any team in the NBA, but I just never like the Knicks. But you're a big basketball fan. I love the sport of basketball. Yes, scary, who do you root for? I don't even know? I'm a Nets guy? Yeah, you see, I go to the next sports fancy. I know the sports. I'm not a huge basketball fan, so I too root for the Nets because I know they're so bad. So so one day they actually would so I'll be able to ride that out there from Brooklyn. So Brooklyn, he said, Brooklyn, Come on, Brooklyn, But we have a little sign Brooklyn. Scary me my beach? Can we bring me back to the beach? Scary show? How don't you guys do it yesterday without me? Well? I thought we they're just Frye was like, totally makes sense. As soon as he was off, he probably shut it off. That's probably what happened, right, scary, How did you guys? What happened? Scary? How is the podcast yesterday? Without me? It was? It was quiet, it was relaxed. It was I was relaxed today today today, I don't like today? Why did you like today? I'm getting grumpy. I'm getting grumpy Jones? Well, you know what it's let me ask our off fair show listeners. If you guys are a fan of today's show versus yesterday, all you do is scream you get a Mexican jumping bean. I'd like you to tweet us at the Affair show or drop us an email at the Offer show at gmail dot com. Yeah, alright, well we have some visits against you got an original song for us? No, not today, you being here? I would just need to step back and have these things we got to get to today, right? We got up some football picks, Yes, we have to hand out the golden sombrera. Yes, you know what I heard yesterday? Yesterday on the golf course, I'm talking to Elvis Duran's business partner, and I was telling about the off air show podcast and he was like, get out of here? What do you guys do? And I didn't even know about it. So I told him he's gonna listen to it today. Sure, he just didn't say get out of here, to get out of there? No, no, for real, like he was really he was. He was genuinely interested. So I told him all about it. I sent him a link to the show, so he's even gonna give it a listen. He had no idea even did a podcast. But I told him about football picks and I said, somebody's where the golden sobrara? And he said that we're so stupid. You know, you're so stupid. He said, in baseball, if you are, if you lose four games in a row, that you are you were giving the golden sobrero for for for losing. It's not an honor. It's not an honor to wear the sobrera. Incorrect, by the way, strike out four times, strike out? Okay, strike so that he said to me, he goes, he goes, Dude, you gotta tell scary and ball freak that, uh, you know, you shouldn't be wearing the the golden sombrero if you win all your football picks. But if you are the worst football picker, then you should be wearing the golden sombrero. So we're gonna we'll do that in a little bit. Also, we have our friend's Share coming up. Well, great, do you have an interesting thing that happened to you this weekend? Yes, at your appearance, I'm excited to see Share. And finally, I mean, where is the girl we started? And he's also wearing a cast? For some reason, was scared. Why do you bring these girls in here that are like they come in here like you know, banged one of my captain drunk Sparrow, Captain wax Captain Wax Barrow. So I like, you know, I do like the girls that are the peg legs and she's got a cast. But first I like the big things with a song. What's ang we playing today? Man? This is awesome. This is d R A M and Little Yanni. I heard this on the hip hop station Broccoli on the off air show What and hey, hey, I'm being hey little mama, what you like to buy my son shine? We touch my game. We're gonna time to height on my neck cos me teen times three thirty dollars for and get free. I just held dale and I spent like time, jeese. I just did this show and spent the check on my mama. We're not going vak. I might run out to Bahamas and then keep like teen phones. That a really another home at these clones, trying to copy watermone we get your own, trying to pick a bone. But the brother scale boy had a good day mate piece, Yes, checking ball, making play. But this shows are great, but that they're like hogging. I know, you know my slogan if it ain't about goupen gone because I'm chosen from the concrete out head road was staring on my necklace because my diamond's really falls. We're back. What the hell is this broccoli? I love broccoli. Broccoli last night said that broccoli is great for your for your liver. It didn't deify your liver. Is that what you do about? Do sauted or do you steam it? Sometimes? I steam sometimes, I say, but last night I saw tad I made a little a cod. I grilled up some cod and somebody give me some cookie music, give me some cod music music, um and some uh, some butternut squash. Where'd you get the cod from? You go to seafood place for con and I do fresh direct, all fresh diround. I'm a single guy. So we have shared. That's on our way. But we have to go over the football picks. You guys reking quick? All right? You're who was gonna be wearing the gold sobrero. The first official week of the NFL is done and finished. So you're finished. Here's how it happened, all right, So we picked three teams each last Thursday and after Monday night football, after everything, after all the dust is settled. Here's how it goes, our very own Scary Jones. He did not pick it correctly, Carolina Panthers Broncos. He chose the uh, the Carolina Panthers and the Broncos. One here he got it wrong. I know I sucked. Then he came back strong. No, Scary came back strong. He did, in fact pick the winner of the Texans Bears. He got it right. He wanted the Texans picked the Oilers. Wait and then he also he also got it right. He chose the correct winner of the green Bay Jacksonville game. So Scary comes out two wins, one losses in his best of three two two wins, one loss. Ball freak. You. On the other hand, ball freak, you got zero right, zero perfect. You're awful. You chose. You chose the Browns over the East He lost. You took the Cowboys over the Giant. Was anybody's game? That game? You also took the Uh, let's see you said, And he also took the Atlanta Falcons over the Tampa big Bucks. Yeah, Julius Jones didn't do nothing for me. You know, I scored a hundred and sixteen points in my fantasy league and I lost. Oh that is rough, Like, there's no like. I hate fantasy feel I feel bad the guy I played too. I scored a hundred nineteen. He scored a hundred thirteen and he lost. I feel bad for him. To guy I went up against scored a hundred twenty eight points. But the first week your fantasy league should be should be points as well as records. Dave Brody's the commissioner, which is also why I just opted out of understand I couldn't agree with what Scary just said. I ain't playing in the league with Brody. I do all right. And then here's how I round it out. I went one win, two losses. I also messed up a lot. I took the Jets over the Bengals, No good. Another one, I I talked the Cardinals over the Patriots, thinking without Tom Brady, how the Patriots gonna win again? No good? But I did get the Seattle Seahawks right over the Dolphins. I scored their big time. So I go one and two. So Scaries two and one. I'm one and two, which means he some bratro, give me some Spanish music, Special day podcast, full freak. I'm having a great time. I got it great and I'm verty honards and I hope to wear the sombrero again next week. Don't need to wear for the whole podcast. Once you put that Taco meet chess care you got going on there? Too? Yeah? Man, I'm a man. I got some Maybe we should get or Tago to sponsors. You do you want to talk? You want to start going at me with physique and physically physical deformities and stuff. Let's go, you brown Bounce. We should we should load it with guacamole and then make you wear it on his bald head and make it go splat. Oh, look who walked in. Finally there she is, finally in the flesh. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for share. This is, you know the song this this share, this is. It's just called this is all about the Benjamin's yea, all about the Benjamin. What's perfect? You gotta you gotta speaking to the mike. By the way, he's a radio right there, right there. Put your lips right on any game. Yeah, it's just like that. So so you know, we have we have so many little, um, little little questions when it comes to dating or becomes the fashion, or it comes to giving out a phone number when you're married to a single girl. Who that might have happened me? He just tried to gloss. Wait wait wait wait wait, go back, go back, don't even try. We have so many questions on a daily basis that come up. And you know, obviously it was just the three of us, stupid young sitting here in the studio. We can't figure this stuff out, so we throw our questions. Do you share? Because you are our classy side of things? You can class it up for us, so we we turn our attention to you. Now, if you're just joining us, you might not know who Share is scury, can you? Yeah? Well, well want I want to show shine some light. Why don't you explain who you are? Because you're an enigma. First of all, you're you're a model. You're an actress. She's a model. Pop on bottles. She's doing it about the Benjamin Benjamin. You've been on some you've been on billboards, you've been all over the place. But you also are a private investigator in some capacity. Wait, can I give you the elevator pitch? An actress, model j D n B a license to carry? Can go wrong with that? So she can be packing heat right now? Can you give her music? Can give her song? Give her song? My license to carry something? Come on, give her something? What's the matter? Come on to wear the Sombraro sinks for share? Come on, I got to speak in Spanish for the rest of the year. You gotta give her something. Come on, only speak on actress? Does huh? Wait? Wait, I believe somebody has left me a few messages. That's right, don't I don't? Now, come on, you've the man on the messenger. Now, now that I'm in the studio, you're talking, she's been unreachable and I don't voiceman. I don't work in the film business. Hours ago, you were Steven Spielberg. Steven spielband think it wants something like, hey, show, this is Steven Spielberg. Did you call Steven Spielberg back? You know when Spielberg calls you cat lost your cat? But you're talking what I'm saying, did you call him back? Did you call Steven Spielberg back? It sounded like he had a great role for you and Police Academy nine No E T two. Wasn't it lost in? Is that coming out like that? Well? Either way? So all right, so shares with us. She's the classy side of the off air show. She keeps it real, keeps it classy. With the boy she has with the right. Yeah, you know, she's like she's like Lula Levin Lauren, Like she wants to go to sporting events, she wants to hang out right, just being part of the boys. She knows a lot what's going on in the world. I just do it a little differently sometimes. First of all, d Mercedes, what's up with your what's up with your what's up with your leg? You're your probing around. I would love to say this was a fashion week incident, but what happened. This has been a love hate relationship with the whole thing that I love more than anything, which is Fashion Week coming to New York. By the way, we have to speak about because it's been amazing. But but but I am wearing the little list of what I've been wearing on my leg passed three weeks and the worst damage you can't even see, because what happened to me? Okay, how do I make this sound real when it sounds so crazy? Basically, imagine I got headphones on, so imagine going Imagine going into a hospital to see one of your loved ones. So, who's in the hospital you with to see? Okay? So I went up to see my sister's It was was in the hospital. You're talking. It was an emergency, emergency. Okay, I go up to see her. Everything's going fine. I leave, I come back to see her. I'm actually on the phone with some individual that's in this room at the time. On the phone. It's scary hospital. All of a sudden, you here the elevator breaks with me in it. You're kidding me, so you're in it? Okay, but no, so the elevator breaks and you're inside the elevator, then how do you hurt your knee? They couldn't get me out. This was like a traumatic issue of the elevator literally snapping me flying backwards and them having me stuck in an elevator with the doors between floors. It's not your n between the doors, no, no, no. It was how they got me out that banged up my legs. Yeah. And and the worst part is the worst part is it was the damage and dropping from the floor keep me out. So they're trying to pry you out, the fireman or coming they fire mean, never started upator. I like it just scary nice you like that. I like it better than how I felt that day alone in by myself. That love was all about my se corner. And then and then what happened One of the cables broke cable brakes and they can't get me out. Okay, you're killing find you. I have to tell you, guys. The funniest thing. I don't know if you knew this, but a couple of days ago, Kylie Jenner, Kendall Jenner and Hallie Baldwin got stuck in an elevator in Manhattan, so it might be the month of getting stuck in elevators. So I'm just gonna let you all know models stuck in elevators seems to be the trend, so I'd be a little carculed. However, they did get out a lot better than that. Line is straight from the Scary Jones school and name dropping. You get all those names for the names tubs really crazy and relevant. It's ridiculous that the best part is is that I go up to get my sister and we both end up leaving in wheelchair. You know what I wanted to You're in a hospital of visiting your sister and you ended up in a wheelchair. But at least you didn't have to take you far, you know what. Taking me down to the r was the easiest trip. It was a lot best, better than Christie's trips. But what we I think we just got an idea for next week. I mean, if you think some time, yes I'm thinking about it. Why don't we get why don't we get to two wheelchairs? Seriously, Yeah, we'll do a wheelchair racing right it all three of us. I think we should wheelchairs. We'll set up like a little course outside, right we could maybe we could set it with like correctly possible, we could like do crutches to the wheel chair sending people by doing wheelchair why and text of what I just brought it up under, I don't think so seriously, I think we should think about it. If you don't want to plan next, let's think about it. We'll go reel chairs. Had an idea you wanted to take Share out onto the street and then have guys catching guys like I did think that would be a good idea as well. So I thought I thought a good deal good idea would be to walk around outside. You just have Shared walking and I would stay behind her and you know, look we all the aldi says no, we'll take a picture put Share up on Instagram at the affair show. But Share, you are very attractive young lady. Thank you. And I thought that a lot of guys would be like turning their heads are like, you know, making some cat anoises towards you. We're gonna look and see which ones have rings on? Is that the whole? Like? And then I just you know what. I was just figured I would approach them and just be like, yo, bro, I just caught you staring at her ass. And I happen to notice that you do a wedding ring on as well, so see how that goes? All right? So I just idea get back for a second. So now we know my drama and I can't you is broken relationship I'm having right now with elevators because I'm scared. I just want to know how much you sue the hospital for. That's what I want. We talked about that on the podcast. You think we should move on to a great teath problem, which one Wait, do you have some music for Share? You didn't play any music for Share? I played about what song did you play for share? The Benjamin? Oh, it's right, it's right what Share it is? It's all about the fellas you can't grab and you cannot take down. Share. Share is one of those like those one of those girls you just can't get her on a date. You're not gonna walk up to her in a bar. You're intimidated. That's what that's who Share is. That's why I'm single. You probably it's probably what it is, Probably because you're too good looking because no one no one would ever think that you were single. No one would ever think you're single. No nobody ever thinks right. If I was in a bar and I looked at you, I would never would be like Dudere's no way she's talking to Shrek. I looked like Shrek. What about? The funny thing is that bald freak would actually be daring enough to go up to you and talk to you. You think so? I think. I think. I think you get a couple of drinks in you and you just walk right out to courage. I don't need liquid courage. I know I would not. I know, I think he would come to me. You know what I'm saying. I think it's all about the guy though. It's like that inner confidence, because you'd be shocked the different guys that will come up to girls. I don't know telling you bald freak baby, All right, listen, wait, So here's the sombrero. Here's one of the issues that we were talking about this week. One of the issues is this and this is where we're he you're here share I got a song for you because problems, I've problems. Is the man with problems in his life more than that. But all right, we'll start with nine, why are you set up? The scene? About what happened? And then let's get a female adey. Okay, so share, here's what happened, all right, and this is true story. I'm not making this up. So I had to host an event in like this party cruise. Okay, So it's party cruise goes around and I'm hosting the event, and it's a short cruise. It's like two and a half hours. We're done. So on board, I always walk around to all the different tables and I asked the groups of people, men and women, why are you here? What are you celebrating whatever? So it's where the DJ and I can make some shout outs. Okay. There was one girl I did not go up to an ask and the reason why is because she was, like yourself, very attractive. I figured she's got a boyfriend, and I figured her boyfriend probably went to the went to the restroom where he's at the bar getting a drink. He'll be back in any second. I'm not gonna bother her. You know, you're like, I'm not going next to that. I didn't go next to her. The whole entire trip. I did not go next to us and noticed her, though, of course there's no way you could not notice. Unno, yeah, there's there's no way you could not. You're avoid it. You can't avoid it. She is very, very attractive. So at the end of the of the of the Maiden voyage, she comes up to me and she's angry, right, really angry, and she's very forthright. I can't even believe this, and she says, I'll have you know that, I'm very disappointed in you. You not once came over to me to ask me why I was here or what I was doing right right? And I said, where's this coming from? She goes my name. I don't want to, I want to. I don't want say her names. I don't want to embarrass it. So she gives me her name. Will say, give me a name, give me name. Obama, get out of here. That's like a political You're gonna get my blood pressure rise. Come on, give me a name, Caitlyn. Fine, why don't you get me angry woman? That you should? That sounds like it's political. Why are you gonna geo? Why do you want to get can't we just keep it? Caitlin? Obama you go, all right? So anyway, so she comes with me. So she says, she says, you never once asked me what I was doing here, and I was single, and I've been here the whole time to see you, and I she says, I deserve a good date and you are going to take me out? What? You cannot make this up? Not even joking you. I didn't know what to say. Completely floored. So what did you do? It has been years since some chick came up to me, and it was like it was like, look at me, blah blah blahlah. I could not get over. She absolutely had me floored. And she was fatter, and she was not Okay, you're right and cheers right, I should be flawed, bease, what do you think? So I said to her, I said, I said, I said to her, I said, Caitlin, I cannot take your number, you know. So she's like, yes, you can get your phone out and take my number, and I'm like so then it was like like I just was like like and I had my hand on the phone and she's like, yeah, take my number, and I'm like and my my hand is saying my brain saying no, and my hand but I can't, but I and my hand is and my brightest say it, don't do it. And all of a sudden I opened up the phone and my bratest like, what are you doing? And she's like calling it the numbers on her phone, and I'm like, big, big, you never were very smart. And I couldn't stop. I couldn't stop. I could not stop dialing her number. I know it is. And then so then after I was done dialing it, and she spells her name for me. You know it's spelled with a K blah blah blah, yes, and she said K, I just spell. And then she says, she goes, I deserve a good day and you take me out, and I said I can't. And then we had to go that the bankers came and moved round and she says why And I just can't. Why did you say you were married? I couldn't get the words out of my mouth said nothing else. You just said I can't. I can't. What's after you put her phone number in your phone with the correct spelling of the name. But I didn't put her number in my phone my hands did it. I didn't do it. Oh my god, that's like my penis did it and I didn't do it. Really, you got to be, but I haven't. I haven't called her nothing like you're happily married. You wouldn't cross any line. What do you thank you? You didn't, you didn't cross any lines. But it's just so funny that just saying that your hands did it and you didn't do you got to be? Didn't come on? Help me out? What do you mean? Tell me you are dumb? The dumb dumb that's what his brain said. That's a classic example, though, of a girl that has such confidence. She's like, you know what, if I want this, I'm going to go get it. And that's where the guy has got to really have his stuff together and he's got to be able to say, listen, I'm really really flattered, but I'm married. Your confidence or is it desperation on the part of the woman she knew he was married. No, she never saw the ring. How didn't you see that ring I had? You'd have your ring on? I had it on. It was in my pocket. I put it, I put my hand in and then it was in your pot. Did you take it out as you put the number in? Like this? I had myself when you doing appearances. I had my cell phone, and I had my cell phone over my ring hand. You had it on purpose, so I didn't. Don't. That's why you hold the phone instigating taking my endorsement of you back. Just hear me. If I hold my phone with my ring hand, it's not my fault. It covers the ring. And then I dial in her number. And then when I then when I go to put her name in, I use my thumbs. So again it's always under the phone the ring. The rings stayed on. They make faulty phones. They should be phones. Now you're saying that you did have the ring on. I did. And then when I put the phone back in my black pocket with my other hand, I said, you deliberately covered it. Deliberately covered the ring. I have a better question, though. Did she tell you to call her in front of you, like right then, so she had your number? She told me no, I did not. So then, but then when she was escorted off the boat, because you know that, then the ushers were get ushering everybody off. So then another woman saw what was going on and knows me, and she goes, uh, you're married, And I said, I said, I didn't do anything, and she goes just saying you're married, and I saw that her name. Okay, so share, first of all, from a female perspective, what's it playing get married? I think the girl knew that you were married. I think people know you're married, your listeners, and I think she just felt like, you know, she could get away with asking this. She wanted to try. She's to no good. Yeah, she just has she probably has nothing to lose. And the other thing, I didn't do anything wrong, right, Share, you probably could have stopped it before you put her name in correctly in your phone. But now in your other line of work that you do, which is your a p I correct yea? So now okay, So what lines did I cross? As a p I? If a woman tells you my husband blah blah blah blah blah, I mean it was okay, there you guys, what did I do wrong? So in my company we have actually retained people that we hired to go out and do something very similar because their wives want to know what lines their husband's crossed. Well, that's what I was thinking. I was thinking that she was she was in on it, ye she she in my In my world, that girl would have been in on something. Yeah, absolutely, and then she would have taken she would have taken the information, and then I would have gone back to your wife and said, Okay, here you go with the information, and it's up to you whether or not you think that's your husband cheating or not. If your wife put her up to it, what if she That's what I'm thinking, you're you're screwing me in the head. I keep hearing the song you better, you better, you bet. That's to keep hearing over there. You got you got that scary, you got better? That's better. That's what you're playing over there. So do you think that my wife put it? Put her up to it? I think it sounds really crazy that somebody decided to be that forceful to just kind of insist that you take her number. However, if she really was offended, maybe to her defense, maybe she really just as a fan of yours. If she's excited see you, she was kind of like, wow, I just got and I'm not piece of great. Yeah, so she probably did. I may look like Shrek, but I can ball. So maybe she's a home she's a home wrecker. She's a home wrecker. You go, that's Wilson home wreckerd, don't have that. It's a country song. Maybe maybe that was just her m O. And if you go for it, you went for it and then guess what it gets put. I didn't go for it, and what I do? You didn't. I have a number in my phone, that's all I have. Should make a public announcement that you were going to delete that number from your phone in front so that this way you can go to that for you, for your wife. For some reason, ever says hey he took that number. One better just put your phone in a glass of water and just you probably have seven numbers like that. Just just cleanse yourself. Just got great. You know what I gotta tell you, I'm gonna I want to put this out there to the Affair Show, to the our affair show heads. I want you us to email us at the affair Show at gmail dot com or even tweet us at the Affair Show and let us know your thoughts and whether or not I should even delete my delete the number. Why I've done nothing? Why are you ever going to use it? I do's not have anybody's business, but we're never going to use I would say, I would say no, I'm married, I would say no. Look, I could say the words I'm married and everyone knows that. There you go, I'm married. Why would I use that phone number? Married? You know what? I think it was a good move though, to be polite, because the matter dye, you were polite, to cause friction, the reason to cause enemies. Be polite. But at this point, say sharing knows. And that's what we've learned here today, guys, is that Share Nose? Can you please play? You better? You better? You bet? I gotta hear the song come on you better that it's time to minute freaking ride today. You better you better? I gonna listen to this song. Will see you guys, share It's great to see you. Wait, do you guys know today what share nose? Share Nose? I think it's our new segment with Share called share Nose. What about share Nose? I think I just came up with a new site. Their hips, share hips, share hips, and share notes. Gont make it sense? They're my brows. Well for you got to write a song share notes. Work on that today, all right for next week's Share Nose. Are extending this this podcast. He's a wizard on the board isn't a share scary? You like share nose, share nose. I like share nose. And if you have a question for Share Knows, you can also drop us an email at gmail dot com and we will make sure that Share gets it and we will address your question with our next segment of Share Knows. Share is now an official extent. You like that? Well? Happy? What's up now? Yesterday? You can see this smile. SHARE's got her own segment. It makes absolutely no sense. Share Knows. I think it comes a better titles everything. Share knows everything. She knows everything. She knows celebrities, she knows fashion, she knows na, she knows about bad backs and legs. Now, so she's gonna hop out of the studio. We don't even know what Share knows. We have. We haven't, we haven't scraped the bottom. I'm going to be in the new Steven Spielberg movie coming out to two Lost in Paradise. We're gonna get you in a wheelchair. We have to talk about fashion week, probably to Thursday, Thursday, so we can talk Thursday fashion. All right, let's go, We're rolling out of here. What are you talking? Version? You better you better you bet? I can listen that song. I gotta downloaded from the sad right, We're gonna go, Okay, please gonna go. Please you see tomorrow. We had social media feedback, Yeah, why did that yesterday? By the way, but you didn't know that. Sorry, we did it without Can we play the song tomorrow to who you Better? You Better? I'd rather not see you guys by Just watch mean now, sat. I guess it's just