The Off Air Show - 'Left Out Of Boys Night Out Plans' - Ep.97

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Speaker 1: Say, Elvis Durrand presents, just the off air Show is scary, Joe. You want to do it now? You should do it? Greg T now better than Greg T ever, Episode ninety seven, it's the off air Show. I'm scary Jones. Is it ninety seven or ninety six? I stopped counting about forty five episodes? Again? I don't know. Yeah, but I'm here, Yeah, bald freaks here, I'm here. Yeah. You know what. Grety T has this thing about being punctual about getting the podcast going on time. He's like the energizing money. Here's credit because we we are all on the on a time um crunch here right especially after the show. Uh, he's got nothing to do, We're all busy. Well, he does have nothing to do, He really doesn't. He renovating his house or something. Yeah, he's he's got so many problems he needs to fix with's in his head for Well, that's gonna take years, maybe decades. I can't wait that long. So basically, Gregg T is like all the time right now here we are twenty minutes in from when we should have started the podcast, right already waiting and uh he's not here nowhere to be found nowhere. So I said, we just that's why you hear that quiet. It's nice, right. I like Monday, right, I like a little bit of quiet, a little bit of space waves you have like a beach. Yeah. Remember, hey, hey Freak, give me some Yeah, and know the flip side of this is that we have to carry without that man of energy until he decides to show up again. We have to carry the podcast. Are you ready for that? I'm ready for that responsibility. I'm okay, you know, you know, listen, I'm okay by myself. Yeah, I just talk. If you think you could just crack the mic and do and just yak about something for thirty minutes and people will listen to that. I think, So what would you talk about? What's nothing that's great? Play the piano? The thing that's great about our podcasts area? Then I wish I was on a beach show. Like it is cold in New York City. It's cold on the East Coast. They were all up and down the East coast. It's an arctic disaster. But now all right, so yeah, this is the Scary Jones podcast featuring Bald Freak running on the keys. On the keys, I'll just play some soothing sounds and and yeah, this is you can always get in touch with us. You're trying to shine. We're on Instagram at the off air show and on Twitter, same place at the fair show, and he goes emails at the ufair show at gmail dot com. Now I'm I'm sitting Way to sell it, baby, Way to sell it like that. There's no arguments going on right now. There's not screaming throwing ship across the room. Well, one would argue that that's part of the magic that occurs here on the offair and I agree, I agree. I think you need all three of us. We really, I mean, we are an explosive combustible, you know, compound then put together. I mean, I'll yell at you if you want. I've known you for twenty five years, so you know I have plenty of yelling ye about. People don't realize that you and I've known each other for quite a lot, used to be friends. Now, so you didn't come out this weekend? Yeah, well that's what I wanted to discustion. Okay, Now this is where this is where I was sponsored. Kind of shut the beach sound effects off because we're about to go into a get off the beach. I like how you ask, and before I can even answer, you've already shut it off. That's why your captain wax Barrow, Well, you don't really don't listen to reason. This is what my friends do to me. I got my friends with thirty years, my Brooklyn friends, including balf Ran. I am one of those friends. My friends decide that they're gonna go out and do boys night with all the boys. Well, the guys at a restaurant. We're gonna go out, We're gonna go eat Scary Jones pronounces it restaurant, and they don't tell me about it. The next day, you were uninformed. No one told me about it. I thought you were, oh okay. So that's my bad because I clearly thought that you knew about it. But go ahead, And that's the problem with this. On Sunday morning, I wake up to a Facebook post for my buddy Jason, and he writes, I had a great time last night. All the boys have made all the boys made it out. Everyone made it Yeah. I was on that. I was tagging on that post. So I decided to be a little bit sarcastic and I wrote, well, not everybody made it. Oh, that was what that comment was about. That's exactly. It was a slide at you, guys. Let me tell you, let me in all honesty. Yah. Up until this very moment, I thought that you were aware of the podcast. I'm sorry I speaking. That's the problem is speaking to be aware of the podcast. Look who it is? Of of the invitation? Look who decided to just walk in? Didn't you say that you had like a party for your mom going on and that I couldn't make it. But that party was snowed out and no one and no one had the is no one had the decency to even ask me, Hey, scary, what are you doing? You want to come to dinner with us? The boys are going out, and I saw that Lauren was there. The presumption that you had your mom's big party which none of us were invited to. That was your own thing, yes, and great great wasn't invited. I do apologize to a fair heads to you guys. We started the podcast without you. I listen to what I gotta tell you. I appreciate it, I really do. I had don't worry about me, I'll join in your conversation. I had to get something done that had just happened. So I even picked a song for today, but we'll get to that has that blood on your hands. On the middle, I'm in the middle of of of kind of you know, holding bald freaks feet to the coals. Yeah, first of all, that's nothing to do with me. But you you had me, and now you lost me because you told me that here's what Here's I just want a party, snow. I just walked in. But here's what I'm getting from already. Evidently some of the Brooklyn boys got together. Just listen to the podcast. Some of the brook boys you hand, just like listen, got together, and then and and and he saw pictures I guess on somebody's Instagram or smaller mutual friend. Jason always all go out together. He's the tagger, but he had something going on with his mom because it's mom's birthday, so he couldn't make it. So now he's upset not only that you guys went out, but that you didn't even actually tell him about. That's exactly It's about being invited. It was an impromptu thing. What else you also missed? When this invitation went out? He informed all of us. As I recall that he had his mom's party on the same night. But we all went out last night thinking Scary's having his party for his mom. But Scary just informed me right now for the first time that that party was snowed out, and we were just supposed to assume that that was the case and invite him out, thinking, well, he had no plans now because his party was snowed out, But nobody had the decency to even ask me. Had they asked, they would have realized my party was snowed out and that maybe if I found a way other than driving my own car, I could have gotten to Brooklyn and gotten went to dinner with you guys. But so instead they're all like, yeah, nobody thinks to text me. I sort of see scarious side. But if we assume that you were at your mom's party, then why would we just randomly say hey, like, let's get in touch with Scary. We thought that you were occupied that night. Getting bullshit because we've been friends for thirty years all of much. I agree, you know each other for three hundred years, and I think you're out doing something to say, hey, I'm going to see you know you two with the garden. If I don't know that your party snowed out? How am I supposed to say, yeah, let's reach out to scary Maybe his party was snowed out. I could see scarious thing because listen, man, it's you're You're not like just like you know, friends today, not friends tomorrow. Like there's been like you guys were all consider yourself family. You know nothing to do with it. No, it does everything to do with it. I knew I missed you in the Seriously though, in today's date age, you could have picked up your phone and just texted the guy and you're like, hey, here's what's going on ABC whatever. I mean, you would do that. You totally. He was at his mom's party. It doesn't matter. You can still send him a text I'm missing here. Yeah, be like hey, we'll listen. Just is that party still going on? Like you said, it was like a huge party for your mom's birthday. Like how many people were at this part? By the way, did you guys start the conversation by playing freaking the BEASTI Boys? What happened there? What? No nobody called for the Beastic Boys? Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Now he's back. How could because how could you go into the conversation about Brooklyn without playing the staple. Okay, that's a good point, but I'm on charge. There you go, there you go. How hold on at this party? Twelve? Well, now it's efficient. It was an immediate family party. You know what I gotta tell you. I was piste off with scary stuffed me about his dad's surprise party a while back. He didn't invite me, that's right. And I was piste off too, And he's busting my chops because people thought that I didn't already go into out. It's all about it's all about communication, and we don't have full community. It's all about ill communication or communication breakdown. If you live in Brooklyn, born and raised, hanging out in the borough, you stick with your hood with your boys and you they did not stay to stick with me on this, But you didn't stick with me on your father's birthday either. So it goes around, sometimes comes around. But we all could have been including we thought you were at your mom's party. Why should never? Why can't we make that something? You know? He would rather hang out with a boy with his mom? Was the party like a picnic party? It was? It was okay with smelling as much as he loves his mom, and you know he loves I'm so angry right now. Okay, so I set up this weekend and a lot of Monday. It gets better, Greg, because more this has had nothing to do with me. No, but I want your opinion on this. And you know what, Also, if you want to try and make sure you can email us, we didn't because but this is a good one though. You want to tell people to email who's fault? Where? Where do you want them the email? Yet at the fair show Gmail, dott person. You should still check with your boys to make sure that they're do think So the next thing I plan this is my Christmas gavel. Yeah, the Cavil's on the way at the gavel. This is very emotional against I'll be honest. There's a lot of changes that are going to happen after episode. There's a lot going on. We do have a confirmed another sponsorship coming to the show coming next week. Our friends at Friendship cottage cheese cheese. You give us something both cheese. We love friendship cottage cheese. Does that pain us? Usage? French is right? Friends? Friendship? Oh, friendship right? Put that in there? Friendship does that? Fenches friendches doesn't make cottage cheese. I didn't make mustard friendship. The r fairshier doesn't make friendships either. Anyway, what's going on with your second grievances? Smaller a friend that we're just talking about. You want to call this guy out by name? You call him, get on my phone. On the phone, you just call him by first thing. You can't a full name. Alright, all fair heads, listen up. This is what's going on right now, Scary is going through his phone. Okay, So what happened is this? So Scary and bull Freak are actually from Brooklyn, born and raised. Right, hold on me. I'm a Jersey kid that's been adopted into the Brooklyn hood. You keep Scary and Ronnie. Now that got a crew. The crew is Anthony LaSalle right, who else? Lauren Lauren Wiener? Right? You got Jay Smaller and Lloyd and all those guys. That's the Brooklyn guy friends and all right, those are the Brooklyn guys. So Scary right now is calling Jay Smaller. Yeah right, by the way, he does not know him calling and nobody knows what I'm about to say. And he's a lawyer. He's a big time lawyer. The boys from Brooklyn Talent. Hey j it's scary, bald freak Rannie and Greg t What off Smaller? The Fair Show Podcast. We want to talk to you? Call Call Call Scares, Phone call. Why don't you text him? How dare you not text Scary? On the night that he had his mom's birthday party that we were not about, here's what here. I gotta be honest, I see your side of it. This is now the second time that we're not included in his family's things. Well, to his credit for this party, he said he only had a dozen people there, so clearly was a more intimate I bet your will, I bet you just buddy Will was there. No, it was no, it was just family. Yeah, those there's other guys. He's just my family. You know you didn't invite Tall Darren because Tall Darren's in town. Oh yeah, yeah, you know a fair Hands listener. So Tall Darren? How tall is he? He's not. He's more than that. He's like three heads taller than you. He's got to be seven for six ft eight. Well, either way, we called him Tall Darren for real because he's so damn tall, and I always refer to him as is undeniable. He absolutely, He's enormous. Alright, where's the second gan? This is the second grievance? Is Jason smaller? Okay? I planned with a bunch of other couples. I planned a weekend in Atlantic City. I mentioned this at dinner, Right, We're gonna go see Sebastian Maniscalco. You know that for tickets? You told me. You laughed at me. He said, it's sold out. Dude, he's playing, He's playing, He sells O wherever he goes. This is like the jingle Ball. This is like the super Bowl of comedians. So yeah, I asked, I as scary, I go scary. You got connections down to Bragado, right, He's like, yeah, I got from me, but not for everybody else. So I said I need to go on Sunday. And he goes, and you're not going sold out? Played in the home MLK weekend down there, a bunch of us. We're going to dinner. One night, we got the club going. Who's going, he's going? And on another night we're going to see Sebastian. Who's got our buddy and Andrew and people you don't know point out their last name. Buddy Jay He's like, yo, yeah, you know, okay, count me and keeping me and my wife. So I'm a great I'll get us a great rate. It was. So I got us an awesome rate at the Borgata. In case our listeners don't know this, this is what Scary does. I had told everybody's gonna up. Yeah I was. I hadn't help him up. So I tried to get a better right on the rooms I got. I got a discount like nobody's business on these rooms, by the way, are going for like five retail unbelievable. But I got it a cheaper. Everything's planned to make dinner reservations. We're doing this, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Yesterday Jay text me and Andrews like I'm out. I'm out, bro, I'm out. So then I want the space. Why is that a grievance? Because I went through all because he jumped through. I went through all this crap as music for you, Sorry, picture goes sorry, not worth well, not worth the fight. I happy me in like house play the Police, a circus music for scary. Yeah it scary. Tell us what happened. I'll tell you what happened. You called up Urga, you made the plane you skewed the rooms, discount prices, take smolder calls Hans, I'm not going. You're lost for words. What would you do that? Spitting dishes, spinkses, jugling on the phone, help me out, get me a wound? Recounts? How gave you what scary account? Want? You did not accept that? Up? You? So now the two space is open, so I can go Life. You're ready to pay? Yeah? Yeah, you want to come? Can I go? You want to come to do with Trish just for that one night, just to see I got two nights. I just want Sebastian And no, you don't get tickets, this is just for the room. No, no, what about the tickets? And got a pair of those scary Jones screws you over? No, I don't know. I don't screw to screw you over? Don't did? Won't let me come down? Now? I want to see the spashion guy. How haven't I done enough for you? Guys? What have you done for me lately? Yeah? All right, Janet Jackson and Juggling and jugglist life sky Jones every day everybody to his mama's party. You can't come. Didn't inviteus to his mama's party or his dad's and we had the same birthday to his mama's party. How about that? Anyway, So you know what, this came up during the dinner that you were not invited to see. Had I been there, I might have had some resolution on. We were talking about Scary Jones doing his thing, hooking everybody. Why dinner by the way, um uh Tannerine Tannerine in Bay Ridge, Red needs place, very Middle Eastern music music. You out there, I got something for you. Come on, give me Lebanese. So my point being like when we paid the picture, hold on, okay, wait till he gets this is going to be be in the restaurant and right, guys there, whiskey Scary come nobody texteds Scary to come out tonight. Oh he's got his mom's party. Yeah he told us that, right. Oh yeah, yeah he did invite us. And that's all. Happy birthday, Rosanne. Yeah we only know him for thirty years, right, that's right, as Scary's gonna hey, j Scari's hooking you up in Atlantic City. Yeah, you know he's relentless. He's a WHEELI dealer. Hey, give me someone, Can I get more of that Schwarmer. Can I get more Schwarmer sliders? Please? Can I get some more Schwarmer sliders? Over here? You get some more great leaves, great leaves. Hi, I'm looking for Jason Smaller please. Hi, this is Scary Jones from Tannerinn. Can I get some more lamb chops please? All right? So anyway, uh and you guys get you guys order wine. Your crew is big on wine, big on what we did beer. It was snowing like a mofo. Yeah it was. Yeah, we brought that up, meaning that like we innesciently brought you up thinking like you were at your mom's party. Wasn't like, oh we didn't invite scars, but you did go to your mom's party. That was on Sunday though, that's my thing. We were just assume he got snowed out? Who snows out? Need this Middle Eastern music? No? Now we again take the chat out. Smaller. Hey, what's hey? It's scary gret T and Baldfried Ronnie at the All Fair Show podcast and Ronnie's playing the PIP. What's up? Bro? Yo? Smaller? What's going on? Bro? We're just I don't know, We're just we're just Aaron grievances. We want to know about the conversation that took place. First of all, thank you for the Thank you for clearing up. What happened? Balt Free cleared up? Why wasn't invited to dinner on Saturday night? Tell him? You will tell him. I want to know that his party was snowed out. I did not. I did until right right yesterday. No, don't trying to lie on your little show here. He's trying to make himself look better. Wait when when when did you invite me to dinner? You were all invited? Wait never that she's never reached me smaller, Hold on a second, Wait, I wasn't invited. Nobody invited me. Over the years, I have invited you to a ton of ship. You never came. You guys, tell me that's not true. What have you invited me too? I kept to a party at your house. I was there. I kept to a party of your house. I'm looking for I'm actually looking for the email. Yeah, you keep looking that there was an email? Thank you? When was it all right? Here's the email? Here's the email? Yeah, can you read it Forbadeham please? Um? Was I copied to that you respond to that family obligation for my mom's birthday on that night, and changes did I'll let you know, which he did not, thank you, But you could have called him. You could have said, scary, hey man, you don't forget that. Hey man, I hope your mom canceled? Right? Who does that? Nobody does that. We just assumed that you had the party. That's all there is to it. But then you sat there and he did talk about the guy behind his back leg, wasn't there. Well we talked about no, no, no, this is talking about grief. It's number two. This is the second I talked about everybody else. Okay, well this is this is this part between you and you and Scary. Now the second part. You can't just brush that off. You just call oh, this is the lawyer in him. You called the lawyer. You're gonna get the business now, dude, Jay, speaking of the attorney. One thing, hold on, did I not text you yesterday? Yesterday? Is the text? Scary the so did your mom's party get canceled? Right here? Hold on, so he even asked you about it? Right? He gonna ask you about you? To bring that up? Until now? Wait here it is so you weren't out with your mom last night. That's usually what they asked me about your mom. And then the new responses, No, this afternoon, postponed it from yesterday because of the weather. Right, that was yesterday at seven nineteen pm. Right, because I saw you. You're posting you and your mother at Michael's. So how do you explain that? What are you calling here? The reason why I'm calling there is for this. So the real reason why I'm calling you because the real reason yeah, because you know, because guys can be guys. We're boys right now, you're in trouble. This is this is something that that that gets my goat because I gotta be honest. The part of the dinner of the thing. Okay, we're guys. We let that stuff go. You know, we're not girls. We don't argue and hold grudges, grudges and pull a file, right, we don't do that. Not a bunch of cool like that. We hat like that. But what col like that? Like that? Yeah, by the lady, I'm I'm trying to find old evites like that's that's the lawyer My question for you, since your big attorney the people versus o J, did you enjoy the show. I didn't watch it. Why you know we can actually you can plug your business. You know, by the way, because off our show listeners, they might actually slip and fall outside. They might need your your assistance here, you want to give it your stuff. Remember, everybody's innocent, will proven guilty, right ja, We don't do that type of work. But yes, all right, Well so real quick. So I was telling everybody about the A C chip that we planned, and now all of a sudden, you're backing out on me. I am backing out. Why this was a domestic issue? What does that mean? It means between him and his wife. I want to know that I don't talk that language. He won't even let his girl moving. What exactly is domestic? What's going on your wife? Him and his wife? What's the problem details that go into going away for a weekend, especially when I'm not living in my own house and he's got kids and he's got there's more preparation for my wife to get my kids prepared to be out or have someone stay for the weekend. He's responded for a week long trip that I would take because but you guys agreed. I thought you and your wife agree that you guard. Well, we agreed until my mother in law said that she couldn't come by and do it at our house. Right, okay, because she has to still watch my brother in law's dog. There you go, so you might as well just adopt. At this point, you might have to tell me all because of a dog. No, it's not all because of a dog we have. It's because he's a man, he's got kids, got a family. Not there other issues is dance is other dance? Girl scouts. All these things have popped up that were necessarily on the horizon. And my mother in law is not driving currently. You can't shuttle them around. He's the only things you're missing out on. Dance is a problem. Dance is an issue. Takes up a lot of game time. Tell me again, why did she get married and have kids? Dance? You're not down. You're not down and have kids? Not great tea fields right too? You know? But I will, I will? You know, replan this weekend? That's right, It's okay. So so you didn't bail, you just postponed on me. I postponed. I guess it's if it has to do with the wife and kids. I understand. I try to. She didn't want to go. She didn't want to go listen initially, and I'm not remember again, I'm not in my house. I'm completely in a different location. I know, I know you have other things. Now, why are you not in your house? Why are you not in your house right now? Oh? Nice? He's adding a level. At first, you know what, He's right? At first I thought it was you. But where are you going on me? I gotta be honest, Gonna leave my side out now that I hear Jay smaller, you know, talk about everything. He's right. You really screwed every m You've got no reason to be from now on? Can you be the official off air show attorney? I like it. I like you. You're gonna be han attorney. You don't know what you just signed up. He's the second successful lawyer in America, that's right, the first one being Seleno and Barnes Barns. You know Selena Barnes. You know Seleno and Barnes. I know, I know attorney. Should we have them in our Leo Barnes light a chingen for all the au fair heads. Well that's no. Why when we played ja ja jingle, do you have a jingle, fear for your law firm. We gotta get that happen at that. What is your law from? What's your name? Crusoe Splane carusosos Plane Injuria, Tony, Yeah, it's right, we have multiple offices. That's having hat in Staten Island and Corona Queen's. Yeah, get the plug in. But I told him before he you know a lot of people on listening to our podcast right now might need some representation. Caruso splan dot Com. Yeah, Facebook, Crusoe Spelane, nice, don't wait, call eight. We're a little better. Crusso and Slaine s there it is all right? Well did we learn anything from today's podcast? I don't know what do we learn from today's podcast? We learned that what's what's that? You're an ungrateful liar. I'm not a grateful liar. I understand how this comes back at me. You brought it up and you just got burned. That's what That's what it comes innocenter guilty. I gotta be honest. I see it now from the Brooklyn boys side. I don't see it for scuy side anything. I did it first, I don't anymore. Just to served once again, all right, Well when we come back tomorrow, want to show this buss Huh, this is a great show. This episode was in nint is what we get to this? Yes, as we get as we had a lot, We had a lot to talk about. We have a lot more to discuss tomorrow as we get ready for our one hundred episode. Wait, is there what? You can just shut this off for one second? Yeah, it's me. I have some questions that I would ask, Okay, don't go anywhere, got to run? What do you got? You gonna come back? No, he's not, he's got, he's got he's busy. What's the freaking cuff? Man? What? Just just just say what's on your mind? So I think we's just kind of like go over some things for Thursday, because Thursday's episode one hundred. And I think that a lot of all fairy ands want to know exactly, you know, the preparation, like what's been going on. And I think that we need to a point like who's bringing what in, who's gonna do what? We know that so like maybe tomorrow, maybe tomorrow we can discuss that this music was playing there you cut me off? My bad? I was going into that. We need to discussing what kind of music we want for Opisode hundred, who's gonna be able to show episode hundred? Are we drinking an episode one hundred? All those questions, okay, sounds like a point I could all right, now can we a sign off? Thank you? Sign ni, thank you? Premature sign off elation. Remember everybody say chack alonge, chuck along. Just watch me now, just watch me. I guess fine, now just watch me now, watch me? I guess yeah, it's just watch me now