The Off Air Show - 'Joe Gatto from Impractical Jokers' - Ep.125

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Speaker 1: Says Elvis Durrand presents off air show Steerie Jones and Greg tea episode the off their show better known as Bye Brows. Still happening. It's still a thing. It's still a thing. No, it's not happening. What I mean, it's not happening. It's not happening. He did, you guys hear what Elvis said. Elvis said, do not calling the ambulance for Greg t. He's trying to get out of a bet he lost. I'm not doing it. You're no better than bald freak not paying me the money that he owes me from the football pool. Ain't happening. Apples and Orange is my son. Apples and we got a bum? Can I use that from my my chest? From we wait? Joe Ghatto from Impractical Jokers is gonna be calling us in a little while because on Impractical Jokers their guy mur you know who's one of his boys from Staten Island, he actually ended up shading his eyebrows, and um, we heard that it took a while for them to grow back. So I want to ask him questions about this? Is he an authority because of this? Joe Gado is an authority on what kind of name is murmurs as the French French name from Murray because his name is Murray. Those guys a bunch of dudes that they called their friends by their last names. Sound familiar? How many Murray's do you know? I know cat named Murray James Murray and you don't call do you call the cat murr Um? I know, I guess it would say Murray? And up. It's not like you guys didn't call me by my last name growing up. My last name is scary. That's why. That's why I'm scary. Never challenged anybody. You're like, don't call me that you you embraced it, likes being called mur But anyway, boy, we called you names. Yeah, and I was Ronerd in eighth grade, but that has nothing to do with my last name. You are Ronord? You were you were the biggest nerd in in the eighth grade? Was I though? In a fun way? Right? Come, let's talk about this? Was I really like? Was I? I wasn't that nerdy a kid? I was just a smart, shy kid. Can you give me memories? Come on? You picking my nose glasses? What made me a nerd? Scary? Job? Called on a second. Why was I called I was part of your nerd? I was part of the nerd heard with you and I'm right there with you? Well I was. I mean they called me Dumbo back in the third grade. Is my ear stuck? You can please get me memories? Please? I mean I want to walk down memories years before we met. Come on, ball freak, stop driving your car through a four win or section? Can you hang out here? We go nowall freak? Why are so many obstacles intersexual? Come on? Talk about how you and Scary we're best friends on the playground Brooklyn, my groundground. Scary Scary play basketball with us we did for a short while. And softball, of course I did. I participated in all the childhood heard was hitting doubles off the wall. And why was her honored? Like? You know it was? You know it was because you were a book smart you you were also the brainy. You were a brain the brainiac. That sounds much. That sounds like a super villain, the brainiac. Well you really wait a second, but are you considered the brainiac today? I mean, I'm the bold freak. To be the bold freak? So how did you go from Ronald to the brainiac to the bald freak. Well I lost my hair, Well there's that, But can't you be the bald brainiac? I could be whatever you want me to be. I'm just asking why, why? What did I do so much to deserve the nickname Ronner throughout the eighth grade? It was there an incident that I forgot about it, because that's what they give each they assigned names. I'm sure everyone listening right now has had a nickname growing up, but there was only one Rond, there was only one Rhyme. Who else had a nickname that we know from our friends that that just carried on through. You seem to always have all the answers great T. Did you have a name growing up? I was just T that That's That's That's all I ever was. You're always T, That's it. I mean, it wasn't anything else, and I was scary. We all had a name. So anyway, so so let mur which is to playoff his last name, like how that name? He can have whatever he wants except eyebrows apparently. But yeah, I'm just curious, I'm exactly in many ways what is going on here? We're about to have memories of great tease eyebrows because there will soon be gone. That's not happening. I want to give a shout out to the person on was the Twitter who made that video. Yeah, we all we took all the pictures of us and they took your eyebrows out of every photo. That was very, very well done. That was hysterical. By the way, thank you for your submissions. There was a few people that the montage one, and then there was a couple of people that there was some funny stuff. You gotta make Greg, You're gonna look hysterical without eyebrows hysterical. It doesn't seem like it's happening. But I can't wait to talk to Joe Gada later. Joe God is coming in very soon. So we got a piece of fan mail over the weekend. We got a lot of fan mail. I want to explain this one here. Well, first of all, this is coming from um Emily. Emily Joseph m J wrote, uh, this is a really nice one guy. Finally some social media feedback. Yeah, this is Hey. Here's another memory. The time Ronnie used to play the keyboard for us when we started the podcast on time and Ronnie, you could go in the studio and when set up his keyboard, which takes about fifteen Remember when Ronni used to play social media feedback. I'm not my eye to think back about how anything. Any time you guys want to get started early tickling the ivories, you get like fifteen minutes of Ronnie music. That's the that's the most we can hope you One day this week we'll we'll take a trip back in time when bald Freak brings his keyboard. It's a complicated We've web of time. I used it. I know how it is. Of course you don't only just trying to you know, only the secret show would go off the air and then you have all the time in the world. Well, that's not gonna happen. No, it's not. It's a jugger Not Ryan's the best anyway, what's up? Off air show? Says Emily Joseph. I when I heard Scaring and Great were starting a podcast on their of their own year ago, I was stoked using that term because I totally geeked out. YouTube have been a part of my life since I was nine years old. How could I not be excited when I was fourteen, declared to the Morning Show Facebook page, that greg Ta was my favorite, my hero. They told me they weren't going to tell him because they didn't want teas head to get any bigger. They told me anyway, and I was very flattered. Well, uh, let's I say, let it swell. I've been always been able to relate to Tea because I'm at the butt of everyone's jokes as well. Let it swells swell. I wish I had a friend like you. I also wish you talk about your relationship and how you make things work in this society and how and only knows how to comprehend a normal relationship where happily ever after it equates to marriage. What she's trying to say is she gets me when I say that you don't have to be live happily ever You don't have to conform to society nor you don't have to take off your clothes to have a good time exactly. Well not quite, but okay, keep sailing, captain, whack you're taking us. You're talking to us all in the right direction. Now. I think that it's how a lot of listeners became fans of the show, because we were fans of you guys. That's why you have the most insane and law insane. I'll highlight the word insane. We are insane in the Membranee didn't the membrane lets meane not us, she says. That's why you guys have the most insane and loyal fan base of all the podcasts. We love the tissue out of you. Who's gonna tish bald freak? I don't think I would. I want to leave I don't want to leave you out. I need you to bring the piano back. See she says it right here in this sto man, the piano man and your jingles. Hio, you already know that you you, You're the perfect ingredient that quite literally makes the show. Say you're level headed. I can see why you've all been friends for so many years. Cheers to marriage number eight and now cheers the three of you and now and share when you make an appearance, work so well together, and it really makes your podcast something special for us listeners. We agree. Be sure you didn't write this emails here exactly? It's right here. It's all here in black and white. Dysfunctional usually especially always loved all the jugs ps. I share the same birthday as the authair show April seventeen, love us a birthday shout out or a phone call. That's from m J Emily Joseph Um and then she writes ps side note about this fan feud going on? Oh do we want to get into that today? I think the cabinet should be disbanded. No fan needs to be ranked above another to avoid future incidents. I couldn't agree more. I wish I could. I'm sure you have a plan for everything regarding that, but this is my humble opinion. Kittens and rainbows, pleasant thoughts. Thank you. That's from at MJ. That's Instagram, Where the hell is MJ? And Twitter? M J four seventeen. She's close to our hearts. So yeah, what about that? Uh, you know, I heard there's been some static going on if you're just listening to this pot because we know we have a few thousand listeners and only a small portion actually you know, contact us on social media. Uh, there's a couple of hundred people that hang out in a Facebook chat room on on the off Fair Army page, which is kind of cool, but apparently there was some static in there over the weekend and people are like, people are having a rank out contests and people are like taking things very very seriously. Um, lots lots going on over there, and I don't like it one bit. I gotta be honest. That's not what That's not what the off air show stands for. I mean if in fact, we are an umbrella of the Elvis Durant show. If you think about it, Elvis, if you go to Elvis duran dot com. Right right there at the above the banner of the pictures, it says love all, Serve all, and um, we work for Elvis Durant and we are a product of that and we are an extension of that brand. So anything that does not fit in with that brand is no brand of ours. You know there was a good song. What was that? No friend of ours? Know you? What is that you think of? No son of mind side of mine that we don't have that. It's no brand. It's no brand. Pretty bad anyway. So listen, I don't know what's been going on in there. I've been I got some emails. You don't say you don't know you know what's been because the thing is, I can't. I'm not in I don't even followed up. You know, everything's been. We've been I've been getting no, I've been getting emails. You know what. You've been in there. You read it all. You were in there. You were in there. You saw everything. I saw some things. I haven't seen the whole story, you know. Great. They say that there are three sides to every story, but you've seen You've seen the whole story. It's your side, there's my side, and then there's the truth, which means there's that. Who's really right? Nobody knows. But I just want to say, as a person here, who is a co creator this podcast? Just everybody, everyone just kno, get the funk off. And that's just to get my point of christ. I got to admit. You don't need to use to get a point from you make a real point. I am from Brooklyn. I am you know, Ronnie, you're from Brooklynize that people from Brooklyn only is profanity? How would you say it? It's a punctuation mark. That's fine. Yeah, just knock it off. Let's all stop acting like kids, all of us. Every one of us, me too. Yeah you well, now you keep acting like a kid because it's funnier that. I gotta be honest, I have my own kids at home. That I need to scold, and I need to put in their rooms, and I need to go buy them ice cream. And you know, I have my own children at home. I have my end. And when the weekend comes, man, you know, I'll go get what's it? I'll go get robbed with my honey, hasn't when the week comes? Come on, how's it goes? There? You go? When do we get combs? Go get live with my hone? When do we get cons and go get the word? But the word? When the week comes, I go get live with my father. What I think? He's right? Come on, I think the words the lyrics of the song. When do we kid comes to see? How let's see how off you were? Wow? Thing taking you back to Ye was hanging out in the hallways of Mark Twain Junior High School when this came out. Oh that's so ninty, so nice. But I agree with you scary. Hold on, let's get to be a little bit embarrassing. Little here we go waking. Oh wait, it's not a vive all my money right? So on the wakend cumes I go get live with the hunt with Greg. I gotta tell you you were not off base on that cloth day man when I you know, back in the day, when I said, you know, do the moonwalk, you know, not the moonwalk in the nineties or the eight and I was the man kidding me doing a little little break dancing, you know when you did a little breakdancing. Of course breaking. I had my I had my my my cardboard out, I had my my with the fat laces. You know, I had all that. We were specialty moves. Can do headspin. There's the worm I did. The worm did That wasn't the nineties, that was the eighties. That's where I was ried. I couldn't break down. You to take a refrigerator, cardboard box and break it down, break it down on the later, laying on the concrete. If you're called a shack, that's honest. This is from Breaking. The movie when it came on, was so excited, Turbot and Ozone. They were trying to take back the neighborhood because the man wanted to do stuff to them the neighborhood, right, wasn't Ian McKellen and Breaking. We didn't ask you, he wasn't break into a look google over, what are the rings? Yeah, don't do anybody remember this might the only one who remember this song from Ally and Jerry. I remember it, of course. I'm just picturing break Tea on his cardboard doing the headspin while the song is he did the worm. I was always afraid to do the head spin. I did the caterpillar breaking. Yeah, exactly, the chain. There's the stopping stop. That's bad stopping anyway back to reality. Uh no, seriously, everyone, please please, if you're listening to this podcast, most of you don't even don't even go into these chat rooms that we have. Um, I think it's it's I'm kind of flattered. I think we are the only podcast with an active chat There's no other. There's a couple of hundred people in there. I think we're really proud of everybody when they started that that that chat room, this is great. I'm like, two, are you kidding me? They're all big fans of the shows they were off. They started their own the chat room. Fans want to say, no one person, regardless of a title that we might have given you for an off their cabinet, no one person is better than anyone else. There was a set of rules that was established, which I think should be posted every ten minutes. Everybody know the rules. They all know the rules matters. They wrote those rules, that's right, So every one of you, why don't you go back and examine every I want I want someone to screenshot the rules and just every ten minutes or any time there's any kind of tension in that room, just repost the rules right there. But I want, I want people if people were blocked or feeling that they were, could you imagine that if they somebody blocking a fan of of the off Air Show and some US Duran show, somebody blockings like that's not that's unacceptable. Let's not do that. Let's ridiculou. Everyone needs to be unblocked. I did we need to hit the reset button on that, especially since we're working welcoming new fans in every single day. This podcast is welcome. Everybody's welcome on the off Air Show. The podcast is growing every single day. And um, we have a huge announcement coming a week from today. I mean, no, no, yeah, guys, I don't know if we should. Could you imagine you want to tell this going back in time and like some kid telling me you can't be a part of our club. You're not allowed. I mean, that's that's ridiculous. This is not when nobody built that. What I'm talking about what I want to do right now? You know, because I can tell you right now? Should we should we tell them we have with an announcement to do well? We were kind of we we put someone up to a task earlier, earlier this year, and that person has actually succeeded in that task. What was the task? Well, do we want to blow it here or do you want to save it for the anniversary show here? Well, I have no idea where we're going with this task because it's somebody I think, Hold on a second, hold on, wait, someone knocking at the doe. Wait, I didn't somebody's ringing. Oh that's a great song there, ball for givor who the hell is here? Look who's coming in? What's up? Alj hey, l G what's up? But it's so funny because you know, it's hilarious. I was actually telling the off air show Nation here that, Um, we have a huge announcement coming up with someone who made a promise earlier in the year and they're delivering on that promise a week from today on our anniversary show. Um. But the sad part is that person is not you, because you still haven't delivered on your promise. I have until when do I have? Until? I have until somebody's birthday? You know this month? Can't we get l G P like a song like? What are some good songs with Peter Peter songs? Nothing? Nothing? What do you know anything about Peter Peter songs? Peter? How many any any artist named Peter? We have that old parody the Peter Theys Peter Gabriel, Peter Gabriel sludgehammer. All right, but anyway, the point is the point is I'm not totally off topic because we were not. You're not thinking of you. We're thinking of somebody else. There's somebody else with a major that was given a major task and they've come through with this task. It's coming a week from today on the off air show. We're a big announcement. We were making strides. But it's not you and the sales thing. But you happen to just show up at our door, just what you said you were going to tell us what I do? I have a standing the standing invite to Greg T's biry birthday until June. Right, you haven't Who's birthday? Somebody? We were doing something in like April. Yeah, guess what the fair Show's birthday is next Monday? Do you have something to next month? I will be here next Monday. Yeah, okay, alright, great, I will be here next Monday with news. How's that with newsy ball? Freak? You give us a song about that with news? Not without a keyboard. But anyway, from my larger point, freak over three today, my larger point here is that with this announcement coming next week, not the not the not the LG. Pete announcement, but with this other person, we're about to be seen and heard by more people. Really, yeah, listen down. Then here comes Peter Cotton tapperty hoppity Easter's very appropriate money bags are on its way. Why can't we make this other announcement timely? I know what you're going to announce. Is it that big a deal? It is a huge deal. We want to save it from Monday. It's gonna be it's gonna be delivered by the person who promised to make it happen announcement. I just put it on there. Okay, but here's the thing regarding that. Okay, my point being, my point listen to, my point being, with this announcement. We can't have any bullshit going on in our in the Aufair Nation. We need to clean up our act and quick. Okay, So if they're so to recap what I'm saying earlier, if there's any static going on, and I mean all of you, and I'm not talking, remember it takes two to tango, all right, So if one person is offended or butt hurt by another person, just ignore it, okay, and let's start. Let's start fresh and hit the reset button because we need to move forward because we're about to have a lot of eyeballs on us. That's all I'm gonna say. And I can't have Greg t you all of a sudden, You've gone silent on me. I'm you're I'm following your lead. I'm following you your lead. Okay, we can't have we can't have static going forward. No one person is better than anyone else. And I want I want those rules of this chat room that was created posted any time there is even a sense of tension, I want I want someone I wanted to blast it out. I mean, I suppose we spoken for the show. I mean, do you really want me to go crazy here? I can, but I don't want to, right, what do you want me to say? I mean you want me to say what you know that that I'm that I was remotely embarrassed by what's going on, remotely embarrassing. I'm disgusted by what's happening. Of course, you want me to say that. You want me to say, I don't really want I didn't really I just wanted to brush it right. I don't want it because I don't want to do I think you hit the nail on the head. And by the way, for every second that we talk about this, we don't get to other tish. I mean, we we have other things that we want to entertain you with what not. We don't want to scold anybody. We don't want to be condescending. But it's got really it really has to stop any any dissension any I don't want I don't want it out there. I don't want people misrepresenting us. I don't want people saying, well this, you know this, he said. She said, there's a lot of crap, you know, going on, and it all has to stop. I agree, all right, So so so we'll we'll turn the page. Whatever you want me to stay down the l g p's like, what's going on? What happen? There was a lot of a lot of a lot of a lot of things going on, a lot of a lot of things. Then let's get used to be a lot of chat back and again. Now there's a quarter or again, right, can't go in there. Let's start our engines. Boys, let's talk with you freaking what's going on? I don't know. I'm just I'm just so happy. Why are you happy? Because it is uh the day of reckoning cast is hopefully almost over, the day of reckoning for Greg's eyebrows, it is not happy. Ready to go. I'm ready to go. I was we already saving eyebrow? Were we was going to happen? On Thursday? Happened? We have Joe Gatto calling in talking about because my kids, bro, it ain't happening. That's definitely not happened. Firstly, because my kid it ain't happening. That says that what's going on? What's going on on your brain there? Greg? I gotta tell you what I'm upset about. I am upset about the media making Tim Tebow this big deal. Everywhere I look, I see Tim Tebow hit a home run. Tim Tebow. Let me the media makes everybody hate Tim Tebow. Okay, because you know what, you know, who else hit a home run? Three hundred other people this past weekend. Alright, exactly. But nobody's sitting there going all these other people. They're all going on Tim Tebow at a home run. Tim Tebow at home run run. It's all bullford. Shut up. This is a my inmentation of ball freak. And when you talk, you're talking about what's got time? But what you do? I'm driving my car through a four way intersecond, what will you're driving? Will you driving there? There's a big there's a big manure truck right in the middle. This is what you do. That's what you do. You can't even let me talk. What do you do? Oh my god, this has got to be annoying with people. You're just driving the car wherever to freak. You want to drive the car? Shut up? Wow? Great, you got a lot of pent up anger today. This is called guy anger anger. He's angry at one thing, but he's going after Tim Tebow. But ahead, why you continue on your soapbox. I think that there's a lot of people that will agree with me that Tim Tebow does not deserve all of the hype of the media gives him. So the media just keeps on, you know, you know, shoveling more stuff at us that he did this. Tim Tebow, he forgot his shoes. Tim Tebow, he got on to the first pace. Tim Tebow made a diving catch. You know who was made diving catch? Three hundred million other professional athletes that that mind you are actually in the major league will make a diving catch. Okay, Well, here's the thing you're I want to tell me. You might take on this real quick and you could agree or disagree. Maybe you play referee there. Baldfred, Oh no, he Balfred can't play referee because he goes I agree with you, and I agree with you. He can't agree with anybody. He agrees with everybody. He plays both sides of the fast. So I'm gonna say this. I'll just say this once. Tim Tebow is probably the best thing that happened. That that happened for minor league baseball, because people now for every stadium he goes to, people are gonna be buying tickets. Those games are gonna be sold out. Rejuvenated interest in hometown, homegrown local baseball where they might not have big teams. Right, you can't get to the big city to see the big team. You want to see a star, stars like Tim Tebow. Now here's when the circus come to town. Everybody goes out to see him. College football people, fans, they're huge fans that you might you now have reintroduced people and for you know, and give them passion for the love of baseball with it. It might not have been there before Tebow. And you know what, the biggest deal, congratulations to the Mets. They're the biggest benefitter of this because the Mets spent a hundred sounds dollars on him. You can't hey for the price for advertising advertising. He's a walking, talking billboard. He's giving them, that's what he is. He's giving that you have a Baseball is a business at the end of the day. And so they're they're benefiting a thousandfold off of him being there for a hundred grand and for the and for the people who say, finally, this is my final thought on this, who say, oh, well, he's preventing he's taking a spot from people, which is he's he's occupying a spot from somebody who might be able to actually go to the major leagues one day. If you look at the statistics, there are only two to three players at any given time and any given season tops on any given minor league team that even make it to the pros. So he's not taking up anybody's space. The guy is just there and he's just generating money for the man because he's a walking, talking billboard. People talking love him. Freak. What do you think? Chime in? You said it all, said it all you, and I agree with you. That's why I'm so loved. I like almonds. I like almonds could be in a whole bunch. So I went to Miami over the weekend day time. It was so much fun. No, it was. It was great. You know, so you did I didn't do that. You did. I didn't do that. What are you doing? What you what do we seven? Let him take his own holla. Let him keep going, going going. Let this reminds me about the movie TV is Big Adventure. I know you ever went a mi Ie? I know I used to. Actually, my sister and I used to play that game. We used to repeat each other right when you were six, when they were six, when you were six, when I was sick. Now, I'm like an older man now and I'm like so mature, and I've been divorced ten times seven seven times? Can you talk talk? I want to be like I had a lot of fun at the Miami Beach Gay Pride Parade. Did you have a lot of fun? It was great. It was awesome though, because I'll tell you what. Um, you know, we were on the float. Bet Rexa was joined I'm on a float. Give a baby Rexa song. I'm on a boat, Come on a boat. I'm on a float, I'm on a float. I'm on fut flute. Yeah from that song. Looking up, we have on a boat. I'm sure we didn't keep going. That's Andy Sandberg in the Lonely Island. That's correct. Float. Yeah, I didn't have a mutual friend mutual friend of ours date one of the guys in Lonely Island. Yeah, Lara Biankey weener, Yes she did. Okay, yeah, okay, thanks anyway, So anyway, it was awesome. Um, there was so many people that hands waiting for great tea. Can't wait, please get fall freaking new nicknames. Maybe we call him Barry White. How you talking like this? I'm super silkyer. Come on, Barry White, he used to talk of the weekend. Both do yeah, come on, ball free on, ball Free, Verry White, very white talking about if you're listening to this podcast, would you rather hear this? And like a screaming jumping jack, jumping bean. Did Barry White talk at the beginning of all the songs by pants always happened? Way did Barry White talking all the beginning of all of his songs? I think he did. That's world it was, it was, it was pepper throughout play nobody but you. Yeah, man, he's got the baby out. We've got it to jump a baby. That's a compliments, too much of any thing, not good for your baby. Barry telling me everything I know. I don't know about that at its hands. If we loved ship love you don't you realize that what's up? All break? What's up? All freak? Say something? Yet? What was that great toe touches? That's not enough mean, it's just freaking. There's another one. You know, he's a good song. I can't believe this is a very he talks at the beginning of every one of his songs. I never knew that Jason Lulo took a page out of him. You know that's what happened. Here was just next to me. What's he's saying this one? Whatever? Yeah, he's whispering not to be in the recording, Steve, you hate you think they just hand tape. Look, ladies, here comes to light some candles in the room and he just he just goes by. It's a ball break right out. I love this all. This is great. Hold on going through the whole catalog. How about this one? Here's another one. This is never never gonna get you up past the ball, past the buck me ain't smoking a hooka? Wait? Hold on, this is all. We talk to his girlfriend on the weekend. Perhaps there was a little at all. He combs some top one, another one, he combs the top complete the best music, same song, it's number three again. I can't they all sound the same? Aga after a while? Baby, this is my dog. Barry White smoke like that in the beginning of why don't we have music like that today? Where he's a pimp that guy. Do you want to compare me to Barry White? That's totally fine, totally fine. Yeah, you're trying to rank the kid out, and you compare him to Barry White, who's one of the all time great. This is because we're talking about we're having a podcast here, talking of a conversation. We're thrown over the ball for what do you think he hit a home run today? I'm better than all that. We're about to give you a Graham slam. Yeah it's a foul ball, yes, man, I mean because Freak talks through his music like he gets his he gets his keyboard out and he wants to jam. He wants to bang right. And then they'll say, you asked my question talk I'm going to be the catcher. Well, you just like said you said it all. What else is there to say about Tim Tebow? That scary went on for like seventeen minutes about it and all good points. I might add, well, thank you, Yeah, you welcome. So you're trying to say that that was it. We we've spoken your mind either way. I don't I don't mind that Tim Tebow is playing for the matt And I'm not surprised. We mentioned this on a previous podcast that every time he does anything, he ties his shoe, he sneezes. You're gonna you're gonna read about it, and it is annoying. So yeah, I do agree with scary and I do agree with Greg. Take alright, Greg, I would be all bull sort of guy. Don't you see Balding on SNL? I did, was well, I only watched the beginning of it, was just just the opening sketch. No, when he did a Riley Factor, I missed that. I haven't seen that. It's still in my DVR. I gotta say that. Louis c k that's my boy. I love Louis Kai. Yeah, bald head and pick salt and people on your bald head stand up comedy in my babies, Baby, Let's do it a podcast where all we do is talk. Did you guys see The Masters over the weekend? You Jim Nan, you didn't see Justin Rose versus No. Search may have watched the last couple of I got an eagle. I eagled on seventeen. You know what off? That's what you sound like. You sound like a compentator at a golf bunting, you know, over to the left, too far to the left. He shrank it a little too funny. Yes, I did watch the end of the Man. I watched Sergio Garcia win the Masters in the playoff. All I did one and I never watched golf. Take off your pants and green jackets like stick like like to cut like dude, wake it up, bull freak. It's a podcast, bro, the sultry tones of the bull Freak. So I'm just gonna finish my story this way about Miami. It was a great time. We're still talking about that. Yeah, the love and support that that came out there, it was It was awesome. And then we all went on stage. Uncle Johnny sang, is what a beautiful world? It's wonderful. What a wonderful world do we have? Do we have Uncle Johnny in the system to him singing, Uh, it's a wonderful world. Let's give everybody little sad. Let's do it as Yeah, Uncle Johnny scars blue. Oh now he can sing. Now you can say, I must be save love. And I think we just we don't have Uncle Johnny. I'd love to hear Uncle Johnny do it in his actual voice. Do you think he's capable? Yeah, just so it was something a little less literally all right myself, what do you want another drink? Anyway? Uncle Johnny was awesome. He was so great. He was the best. That was the best rendition of that song because he sings it a lot whenever we go out places. Yes, he does, and he honestly I almost started crying because of like, there were thousands of people and he was he did not get stage fried. He went out there and he crushed it. So yeah, congratulations performer. He was also the advocate Marshal for the the Gay Pride Parade in Miami. So advocate Marshall the the advocate advocate marsh What is an advocate Marshal? It's one of the why do you have to ask such a question? Who cares? I mean all the care of? Otherwise I wouldn't have asked the questions. You're trying to corner him just because he may have the wrong word advocate Marshal's. He says things they actually make sense. So I'm here the advocate Marshal. Marshal, What is an advocate Marshal? I don't know what. I don't know what he wants to know? What is the advocate? Marks? That was the proper title that he was given, and he's the advocate. He was the advocate Marshal, So that means there's another Marshal. Well, there's a there's a grand Marshal. There's a few Marshal. These are legitimate questions. Great Tom had to poke holes like a scientist. Like so there's another Marshal. The other Marshal wanted to obtain knowledge. You couldn't just why we used to him. You couldn't have just let it go. That's how we obtained the name Brainy Act. That's a song, let it Go, Let's just go, let it go from Frozen, give me that one. He let it go, Let's let it flow, slow and love. But still, and we don't have that song. It's not in the system. You don't have it. Are you kidding me? All right, next time, I'll just Wikipedia advocate Marshall and I won't bring it up on the podcast. Okay, that's different, all right. So we have to get to we have business at hand. We have to shoot Gregg T's eyebrows. It's not happening. He's so ornery today. Yeah, that's why. Is that why he's attacking me? We are not off. I didn't get the thing away from me. But hold on, he's on the phone, Joe, Hey, guys, how you doing Hey from the can Greg, stupid stupid man. Joe Joe, I did. Here's two things, Joe, I didn't think I was gonna, you know, lose the double A bracket. And then secondly, I mean, how long does it take to get eyebrows back? You know what? A couple of days hair goes back in my head. It took about two months for him to get full pack. Two months. See, I told you so, we're talking by the summertime. I was being generous by six saying six weeks. No, wow, you believe that? Did they come back in full? They came back in sinners. You have a permanent solution to your eyebrow problems. He so, Joe, what was the exact what was the exact bet that that you guys did on the Impractical Jokers? You know what happened if episodes? We sent him to get his eyebrows shaped off, But then we sent him The kicker was we sent en to the Department of Motor Vehicles. They take his new driver's license photo and now on his driver's license he got his face was okay, yeah, we're gonna need to document this in many different ways. We are going to on a trip with the whole morning. You're pretty so I think maybe you your new passport photo. No eyebrows. That was never part of the bet Joe, you went on too far. That had nothing to do with it. All right, I can I can settle. He could not put you as a guest on the first show to tell us that that had nothing to do with it. I'm not going to I'm just saying, if you want to do it, you have to do it right. We'll take plenty of pictures that working is for No. So what exactly did he lose? Like, what did he do wrong that? I mean, that's a pretty harsh punishment to God, the fun one. That's what we do. We love to terrorize him, and that was it. You could also, you know, just change it to like making your profile picture for six months social media. Okay, you know what, that's great. No, I'm not doing any of that. That was never a part of it. I think I love just the suggestion any time. By the way, you want to put some ideas forward here, just text who you got my number? Buddy? Absolutely let me know if you need some help. I'm the man. No, nobody wants to be. No, you're not the man because all you do is keep adding more. You're you're adding more to this. All we want to do is ask you how long did the girl eyebroughts back? Now you're giving them idea to put it all right? Social media and getting a new driver's license picture. No, you could also do You could also do a family photo Christmas cards, save them but just in time for someone's wedding. No way, love family Christmas card? What can you put fake eyebrow like Santa Claus, like the white eyebrows for the holiday card? Maybe kind of like implants. Didn't never ever go around with you know, post eyebrow brows with with yeah, right, like like a pencil or something or a wig. We we actually we actually filmed a sketch for our live show when we tore where we actually took a sharpie and we drew eyebrows on Murray in different emotions and he had to go up to people and acting that emotion. This No, this is like angry eyebrows, confused eyebrows. They all work. Yeah, He's like, what was it? Willy Willy, Willy Willy the guy will Willie. Will you take the little magnetic pen and you would be able to create like hair and eyebrows. That's our great teenage can we We should do that. Man, we can make a bunch of wooly Willie's had a great tea's head. We can bring merchandizing, merchandizing. This is just a tip of the iceberg. Is Oh my god, Mr potato head with missing I Brown, where do you guys come up with? Where do you guys come up with these ideas? These ideas are crazy? I know that's what we do. This is this is our bread and butter. Right by the way. By the way, Joe, why do you sound sound like in the bathroom or something? Where are you hiding from someone? What's going on? Hiding? I'm hiding from my sleeping baby because Hawaii right now, he didn't have people were called in Hawaii? Time? Is it over here? This is how much I love you guys. Well, this is important to the bathroom. He's gotta hide in the bathroom with the phone. Well, well, listen, this is great. What's going on with in Practical Jokers? Please? I mean there's a lot of people that watch that that listen to this podcast. Well, you guys have a lot more people watching than we have listening to the podcast, but still don't know. It's probably tied it's probably time. Right, we're all a big impractical joker fans, so we're happing about the show. There. We're on Thursday nights. Still Season six is on air right now. You know we're doing our thing and uh we're touring as well. And you could always find out where we're torn online. You want to do a plus, come through a plug plugs. Recty's gonna need plugs for his eyebrows. You go to you can go to a Practical jokes dot com to find out where we're torn. And you know, we're always on the road doing other thing And if you need any eye brower idea, just send us an emails to Great Tea. You got in they brown. Yeah, we're using we're using hashtag. We're using hashtagybrows byebrows b y E b R O WS. Hey Joe, before you go, I want to ask one one question though I didn't see the episode, how did you guys shave Murder's uh eyebrows? Did you guys do it with a big razor or did you guys actually do it with a clipper? We did a clipper, then a bick. Yeah, you did clipper and then you did a bick. Yeah. Yeah, we clipped it down and then we picked we were really gonna to tweets them. No, we just put some nare on it. Wait a second, hold on, this is different. So Joe, you guys shaved it right to the skin. Yeah yeah, oh no head, we shaved his head to We had no, we can't do that. No not no, no, no no no no, Gret got water on the shoulder. You know, I throw it up an idea for you guys. You guys would try this one time. So recently, a buddy of mine, uh and I we were in a mall and we're waiting for my kid to get out of a birthday party. So we got into one of those massage chairs and you know, those massaging chairs are so beautiful. If you guys made one of those bets, were like, if you want to you guys lose, you get into one of those massaging chairs and start moaning and groaning in front of all the people that are walking around the mall. That would be amazing because right because there, you know, those chairs are so nice. They squeeze your legs, they go up your buttons, they do your back, and you really do want to go. Oh but you're so embarrassed because there's Peter Shoppers everywhere walking around totally forced guys into doing this. Yeah, you forced them to sit there, and you know what, it's a five minute thing and it crowded mall. They have to have an organs to the least it maybe it's either five or fifteen minutes. I think, oh no, you know what, I think it's five dollars for fifteen minutes. So that you get this thing so like you can get the heat the seat. It starts to heat up a little bit and it goes up and down your back and it really does feel good. So you make him know what, you know what, I would love to see one of the massage shares doing that as somebody without no eyebrows. I'm just saying, no, that's what I was thinking. That's that's a good, good point that No, listen, try that idea massage chair orgasm. Call it massage share orgasm. You must have an orgasm and one of the massage That sounds like one hell of a Google search right there. You go. Great, if you could think it, somebody's done it already. I'm sure I don't even want to see the images that come up on that, Joe. It's always a pleasure. You know, you're you know, off the off the off. This is the off air show, by the way, but off off air truth be told behind the scenes. Joe has been friends with the show for years. And you guys, the whole crew, really we we do charity softball in the summer with the Brooklyn Cyclones and and a whole bunch of other stuff. And you know, we're all we're all still fans. And you know sometimes you come to our music festivals in Vegas. Yeah, I love it. I love you guys, and it's always it's always great to spend some time with you guys. You have a family, absolutely, and practical joke is of course Thursday nights on Comedy the Sister Station, True TV Man. All right, thanks, Joey bye, browse later. Alright, bub freak. Let you do this you want? Do you want to do the left one or the right one? On the lefty? I go left first? All right? You go? What do you keep shutting the razor on? What's a good song for the barber? Isn't it like a fiddler or like a barber? In the barber of Seville Barbara Seville Oh, here comes great de confusion time. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. It's Fiddler on the roof, the farmer in the dell, and the barber of Seville, three different things. Should we sell the from Barbara Seville? I don't have Seville. You're seeing and not Adele like the you're an it's the Jerry Barber. Guy. Dude, Come on, dude, dude, go on, plus listen, we gotta get out of your Ballford. Don't we have tickets to the game Yankees Opening Days Stadium? Why are you trying? Why are you trying to freaking do this to me? What do you mean trying to hit the podcast? You don't want to go to the Yankee game with no eyebrows? Don't you do you have that? We're talking baseball, We do all the famous Yankee See what he's doing. Can I take your eyebrows to the Yankee game? Maybe it's a song in a Mason jar. You have a song with with the best of the Yankees, then, man, we don't have not like single men. Why are we letting him just continue rambling, just rambling. Turn the buzzer on. You take the left one. I'm taking I want to put the finishing touch on. We're gonna do it. Lord, I was born to rambling. Man, stop it. I'm not make a living. We gotta go. We gotta go. Are we doing this or no? Dude, listen to me, because we gotta go. The Elvis Durand said we are not to shave great ts eyebrows. He clearly said it. Yes he did. Yes, he didn't. He didn't suggest it. He stated it because I didn't hear the actual Elvis Dan said you are not to shave your eyebrows. You have it in writing. No, he put nothing in writing. No, So that's it. Once, once the man comes down from upon high and he comes down with the tablets, that's right. Once one commandments, that's it. We cannot We cannot first worship false titles. That's correct. What is false titles? What does that mean? It's the new show on Fox? Replace you American? Alright, once bitten twice, shy, can't do that right now? Alright, got that song there, once bitten twice, shy, Mama, I do have it there you go? Oh yeah? So he taking the left eyebrow and I'll take the right eyebrows. All right. You want to shave my eyebrows. Go, he cry, get up, say byebrow. I would try one more time to do that the side, stop it to the side. Don't nect me, you nect me. I'm not You're not doing it no more? Here a dick crape this up? Kep trying to anybody who can't say, I don't know what to say. What do you want to say? Because because seriously commitment to the eyebrows, you were supposed to do this last week you lost attorney man Elvis durand said you are not to shave Greg T's eyebrows. He clearly said it. He didn't direct anything my way. You were not a part of the show. He didn't say, Ronnie can't shave break eyebrow. We couldn't bring you on the show because we wouldn't be able to hear you because you're like to beclouse to. So you know, Elvis have to sit there and go, what boll freak speak speak ball freak speak, what ball freak? Okay, all right, that's all right, I'm done. I'm deflated because honestly, you guys, both of you, I mean no not you both freak only because you're very white today. Now he's playing side side. Seriously, you had a bet, you lost the bet. We had a wager, and now you're no better than bald freak. I was going to be money for the football pool. I'm just ignoring this part of the conversation. Nothing to do with the the disappointment in hand right here, nothing to do with it. Elvis Duran Do you know him? How many time are you gonna say this? Have you ever heard of Elvis Duran? Yeah, he seems to have his name on the T shirt. Elvis Duran the man, he said, and I quote Greg t do not shave your eyebrows. He said that, as I said on the morning show, you made this wager. It was your idea. When am I eating the poop sandwich? I'm eating that thing? Oh? Maybe Elvis was gonna say, you don't have to eat the pool. No, no, no, no, he said, go right ahead and eat the poop sandwich. Oh, he said it was okay to eat the poop. By the way, For those who never listened to the podcast before, poop sandwich not made of actual poop. It's made of nutella, hazelnuts, chocolate and other things that are brown that are sweet in between two slices of bread. Tish, I'm gonna tishe in the bread. Alright, So we're not saving your eyebrows. Is at it? We are not shaving my eyebrows. All right, off, air heads, let him have it. Great tea got out of the bed. That's right. Ain't happening. Listen, we can't force you to do it. We're not here to bullies me right, We're on no bully show. You guys all suck on. Thank you to Joe Gado for calling in today from Hawaii. We'll see you probably tomorrow, and Gregg T will have his eyebrows. Watch me now. It just wants me. I can't say it just wants be