The Off Air Show - 'Hiding Behind Your Halloween Costume' - Ep.74

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand Presents Off Air Show. Is This Scary Jones and Great Tea Episode Bound Bound Bound Shot? I'm scary this, Greg t Yeah, get the ball Creek, Ronnie here on the bound bounce. What's going on? Everybody? We got a new voice from the voice box. He couldn't wait. He was probably playing with this thing for like a half hour before we started. And I'm just gonna come right out of the shoot with it. I don't hold me back now Patch number one seven three on the TC helicon Voice Live Touch two. What would you do without your PC helicopter touch to one two? I wouldn't have as much fun as I'm having right now. Isn't it great? Play that great? Do you think it's great? When they created that box today? Baby? What did they have in mind that anyone would ever have a use for it for like, like musicians around the world who use this little box, but that specific that specific voice for a a second for this podcast. They were waiting for me to use this on this podcast on I mean, do you think that people are sitting around a room and said, we have to include this specific sound because someone's gonna use it someday somewhere. I I don't think so. I I hate the damn voice box. I am not a fan of the voice box. I've never been a fan of the voice box. I've asked him to stop at the voice box. He wants to continue to use the voice box on daily basis. No one can apologize for your taste. But it's not just why. There are all the people that do not like the voice box either. You don't need your voice is fine without the voice box. Yeah, it's almost like it's almost you're hiding something, hiding behind something. In fact, we're gonna get into that a little later, about hiding behind things, hiding behind costumes, hiding behind social media. Our friends share? Where where is she? She's supposed to be here today. You said she was gonna be here. You know, she said she was going to be here today. Every time you say, hey, guys, share is gonna be here? Run? Well, what happened? She never shows up? She disappears. Where is she? Where? Where do you think she is? Ball freak? I think she's probably under the covers right now by herself. I don't know what she's doing. She's like on auditions. She's out in Hollywood hanging out with celebs. I mean in the real world time that this podcast exists in. She it's very cold and rainy in New York City and our movie auditions, and she's probably at home. Yeah, that's your prediction. Well, she's supposed to be here. I'm gonna get her on the phone here. That's the bottom she wanted to tell. She wanted to tell a story about hiding behind things and a funny thing that happened last weekend. She was here, we would know and she'd be like, all right, now is they can muster upt the energy to crawl from the bed to the phone, call us. Then let's see what she has. Hey, look who it is here looking into the Affair show studios. At first stabbe the guy. Guys, what's she coming every day? I'm right next door. Why don't you ever invite me? You don't have any part of this? What's going on? You tell us what's going on with you? Pull up a microphone, Scotty said, the technical note about what's actually happening on the radio. Stay here myself on the All Fair Show. You could do anything you want, You can say anything. You could be anyone you want to be. Scotty or anything you if you could be a robot? What are you guys talking about? You could be? We just started the show right now. Yeah, so yeah, So first of all, have you ever listened to one of these? You know, we're seventy four episodes in on the show that many? Yeah, have you ever heard any one of the seventy four episodes? I've never heard one. We're gonna be worst to first in just twenty six more episodes. So he has been begging me to listen ever since you we want to meet you in to an Guess what I'll be to listen to this one because I'm on it. You know who he listens to. He listens to that damn show over It's here Settler Radio, Richard Cavino. That's what every day. You will understand why that show sucks compared to us. You're not on that show. He listened to that one. Yeah, I enjoy them? Why for on? Leave those guys alone? Say it is, Richard Covino are very talented. They couldn't pick up ship with their asks. Okay, stop it. I don't know everything they want to we couldn't hear right now. But but my question is Scotty Be, you do have one of the longest communities here of everybody that that deals with us every day, right an hour and a half on the road in and out of the city, like three hours a day you travel. You can't find thirty minutes thirty minutes to our podcast. I gotta listen to the traffic on the way so I don't get stuck up because he's to listen to HD radio. I do love radio. We talked about todd Lerg's because kid everything Yeah, yeah, has sprinkled in. You know, next week someone's gonna muck in a tub. Yeah. Man, Wow, I'll give it a listen. And you know, for our audience right now where you guys don't know that Scotty B is honestly the genuine you know, he's the guy that kind of started with the founder of the backwards language. Actually, that all started in my high school a buddy of mine. When we didn't want people to know what we were talking about them, he would speak fluently backwards. It was it's unbelievable. Yeah, we have our off their heads email us in backwards language, Army. That's a secret language. Though you're spreading it. I don't know if I like this or not. All right, well we use it here. It's part of our house. Poo touch pooh, nothing you touch poo. Yeah, we're just a bunch of youngs hanging out in in this. Yeah, you know, it actually sounds like a lot of fun. I may have to pop in every more. Before I took such a tish, let us lives to high Hell lives, Dill, dude, my so exploded. All right, it's got to be staying in here longer. It's gonna be the off air show. That's right, and I need to go next story check to make sure we're still in the air. But I would like to pop in every once in a while. This is fun. If you don't mind, You're more than welcome any special questions. You want to hear something. You guys play music. We play a song every day. I pick a song every day, like some nineties alternative, because you know that's my thing. Well, you know what, we play something right now, Why don't you let pick a song because you haven't. We are so fly by the seats here. We will bump the song that we had in mind because you got to go to that segment where we play the song you tell him give me a song right now, right now, right here, sponge plowed right now, like my first girlfriend of that song? Did you real you sweep by the way sweep? All right? All right? Will you way out to some chicken? A song my first like serious? You want to call her serious girlfriend? Yeah? Who was up in my room in my parents house and she loved the song. And I love this song. I want to make out with her. Nice? And then she got flowered. So you're just coughing something. You're just coffing some toler he's comfing some toller to his song. Question Scotty be some nineties old two. Yeah, will love some tread? What will says? So? Will we stand? Stay? Very bad? World as love that abound to go around? I just play you that air guitar. I love this song that's from like N six. It's a sponge plowed on the off air show You can be an off fair head? Now I played this song when it was new. You see now if you want to be an offair hey, you wanna be a part of the army? Nice, He'll talk to world turned to bride. This guy was playing his request one of the good words. Now now it looks now. We have to see now. But we have to ask the off airhead army. Should we allow Scotty B to be a part of the army. And if you think you should, then let's all till we go tweet the word jacklobe, jacklobea backalo. That's our word, Greg, It's jackalobe, right, jackalobe? Yes, some sort of is there some sort of initiation or well we could come up with an initiation. We can hate him, Oh you know something like that before. Yeah, he thought about hating anybody on the show. Would you consider letting us put your kid in a mouse trap? Oh? My god, his daughter in the backwards language. No, no, put your kid in a mouse trap and snap. Those are things that Greg T, the frat boy does do it. Let's do it right now. Will you tell him you talk some sense of to the guy that what goes with Gregg T does not go for the rest of us. Do you want me to get in a mouse trap right now? Will you put my kid in a mouse trap right now? If that's my initiation, I'll do it. Wow. I wonder to get it. I wonder what that feel like. Get it? You've done it before? A kid in a mouse trap, You guys want to do that now? He's trying whatever right now? Don't get a monstress music? What's going on? Bull play the song. Bald Freak is up playing his piano. Give us something that you organ hitting a mouse kid in a mask trap, Kid in a mass trap, craigs. He wants to know what it's like to do a mass traps trap on the fair. People listen to this day. We get to social media feedback. We got that coming as long as the show, like sometimes you got forty two minutes too long? Don't you want to go home and like jacket or something, take off your pants and jack. We have such were so much fun here, we really do. It's our own playground. It's like a tree house. We have an army. If right now, if we put on a tweet right now for people to call us at one two one hundred, the phone lines would open up and the off airhead army would call. You know, Panasonic com Meet is part of the army. I saw him in here the other I gotta tell you I've been missing out. I will listen to this. We got yelling Dan, yell it stops it. Lulu Lemon Lauren that calls in. We got so much going on. You gott a binge. Listen seventy something episode, take a weekend. SHARE's supposed to be with us in studio. Our nose knows, but she is. Nobody knows what. Because Polergy's travels all over Hollywood. She goes on all those auditions. She comes in, she knows everything. Watched its ball freak. Give me a song for share nose, Give me your jingle go go yeah, h go to her hands. He's trying, he's trying to find the big trying to share nose Share nose Share nose Share Yeah, Share like the voice box broke the way? Is this? Is this the kind of show that you were trying to pitch the program director like fifteen years ago. Me, you're pointing to me, this was not my idea. I just got dragged in here and they won't let me out. Now. That's pretty much how this went down. We keep collecting friends. That's what's going on. To watch World Series is today. I did not it was on too late. It's a big game seven o'clock, seven o'clock for me. I'm worried about my kids are running the house. Naked at seven o'clock been right after the show, I do I Scott's going to be Scotty b. You will definitely be be hooked in the office show. Listen. I'm in a couple of episodes at Lady and Gentlemen. Give it up for how often you am I getting kicked out one? How often do you cuf your wife? I don't want to twice a month? Wow, I'm pretty good. No, it's not. I like that. Not what's your favorite? What's your favorite cuffing position? Stop it? I don't like can't we have see? I want to talk about this stuff in Scary Yells and love phones? What we do? I don't get that adventure? Why not? Because you know once you're married, you you gotta flip rough side down. Man, don't do that. You're so grand. You've been happen married longer than me, and you don't do that. Let me tell you what happened, scared giving my something. I love making music. Watch this watch of Scary Kids now show how it is they're love making music. This is what happened to sit me downstairs? Nobody actually plays music and the kids are going to music. Do we have TMG on in the background, it's time maybe to get it all. I marched on upstairs and I start to remove our clothes. Yes I do, and then I tune her upside down and I'll slip her around, and then I snuck ours. I know, Trish, you would not tolerate this. Yes I do. And then all of a sudden I goner, and then I haress and then you're in my bedroom right now? All right? Anyway, all right? So one D two one get in touch with us at the show. Well, I need to go home now at leasten to commune on Rich. Now, let's take a phone right now. People call. Yeah, Hi, it's tap show. Yeah, Yeah, it's a fair show. Yeah, it's the Affair Show. Ye. What's up? Okay? I had a question my husbands to graduate's oclock right, okay, and he just one o'clock and he got to get some online at three o'clock. So you wanted to call the off air show to congratulate him and wishim the best luck. I love that. That's awesome. What's your husband's name? All right, Jose, we really wish you the best of luck from the off air show to you. Good luck and uh I hope you do well in your test. How's that good? That's good? Awesome? Tell us how much you love the off Air Show? I love it. I listened to it every day. I appreciate nice. Thank you very much. All right, take care. That's that's bab babbling Jay Show. Hello and Jane? Hello, Hey, Scary and Greg t. What are you doing? And it's the off Air Show? What's going on? Thanks for calling? Oh? Thanks for having me. Thank you? Nice to be happy. If people are not calling, why, what's your name, Barbara? That's Disney Barbara. What's up, Disney barb are you doing? Are you dizzy? Yeah? So what's going on today? Disney Barbara? Thanks for calling the off Air Show. He's not calling the off She dialed the number the Barbara? What can we do for you? I was calling for single nice alright? So listen, all right, So guys, were we were just talking about that about the horror flicks? What's your favorite? Harry brr flick? I don't really like car right right right? But so you like The Shining? So you think The Shining is probably the scariest movie you've ever seen. I think even thought awesome? Thanks for calling in, all right, that right there. That's Dizzy Barbara, Dissy Barbara. Ye, what's up? What's up? Kip? Hey, Kip? How you doing? Kip? You there? Yeah, you're on the off Air Show right now. Kip. Oh my god, you know that. I know, dude, me or think the same thing. So, Kip, what are you doing this weekend? You're going out with some toll lerks. What are you doing? I love you guys, know you're doing all right. Well, thanks for checking. Hey, Bob Block, thanks for calling the off Air Show. Dude, love you guys. This is the worst show ever and I gotta go. Well, thank you very much for coming in your sky be today. Thanks for having that. Time is It's time for the Queen Bee. It is that time. Share nose, ladies and gentleman share nose. Share is here, guys, Wait a second, call on a second. You're supposed to be here in the studio every time, every time Share said, every time, Scary says Shares coming here. For some reason, you're never here, So both ball freaking I are catch giving him a lot of ship today because we thought we'd see you, we thought we'd smell your beautiful perfume. But you are not here. Share, where the hell are you? Wait a second, I was there last week and nobody else was there, so you know that goes both ways. We were on a retreat, trying to find our center. Yeah then then, yeah, we were in New Mexico. We retreated. Scary found my center. He Scary found my center. He put his head straight up my ass. He found my center. Remember, glad. I'm glad you guys. You got what you wanted out of the trip. Very happy. I loved it. But today I retreated and I decided to stay where Shure knows you stay if you have the ability to at home in your boy shorts and your tank top and you stay cozy in bed on a rainy goals day. And what are you wearing right now? Share? Um? Well, I'm wearing a cute little pair of black boy short and a little tank top. And I'm wearing my cute little flippers. And that's about it, and my house warm and I'm happy. Great is the podcast is the second time during the podcast that Great Tea's already gotten heated up and we were like a tough he called it. He said, it's a cold, wet, rainy day. She ain't coming in and that's exactly That's exactly what happened. And I think it was a great idea because then I get to do this from here and relax, and it's the closest everybody's getting to my bed. But I want to I want to get What will it take? I want to get in the bed. I want to get in the bed. Yeah, a married man. That stop, That doesn't mean anything. Can we get that away as a prize on the off air show? The grand prize winner gets to visit shares bed. I want to quit me a part of the contest. We could talk about that, all right? Cool, Well listen we you know you were telling me a story offline about something that happened to your friend over the weekend. What's going on there? Well, you know, we are in the Halloween season. Halloween's coming up quick and everybody loves it down and oh, Paul Freak, give me some Halloween music, ball freak a little give me something. So last weekend I was supposed to be at the Big Maxim Halloween party in l a And it is an awesome party and I couldn't make it out to it. So I decided to send my plucks one who was a girlfriend to go and have a good time. She's a single girl and she was so excited to go to this event. It's really great. What did she dressed up? Ass? She went dressed up as I think she wanted. Rainbow's right. She literally went in like nothing but body pains and rainbows around to her. I mean, it's a pretty crazy party because most of the people that are invited are the Maxim models, so when their friends are usually pretty hot too, so it works. She goes to this party. Okay, she goes to the party. She's never been to it before, so she was so excited. And I told her there was a ton of guys. There lots of guys. She's singles. She goes in. She starts hanging out with one guy the whole night, she tells me, which kind of disappointed me, but she said she liked them. He was a lucky guy and she's gorgeous. So I was like, okay, great, what's he look like? He said, Well, you know, Chary was a little hard to tell, because this is where the crazy part comes in. He was like wearing this deep dark, kind of ghoulish slash, kind of Dracula constume, and he was tall, handsome. He had a made up face, but he had these like ghoulish teeth in which were a little quirky, so she didn't kiss them. But he was so nice and he was so kind that he ends up saying, or let me take your number and if we can, we'll get dinner tomorrow. Well, she decides, since she's in l A visiting, that she's going to take him up on this offer and see what he's about. So the next day she goes to me for dinner and she goes in and as she gets in there, she looks across the bar. She doesn't see anybody with our hair. She doesn't see anybody that looks sold. She can't really decipher what else he looks like. All of a sudden, this guy starts waving to her and she's like, there is no way, and she turns around and he texts, that's me, and she said she wanted to die. She turns around to him and he is literally this average hype guy with blonde hair curls coming out of his head like wild crazy blonde long hair. Okay, he was nothing what she thought he was gonna look like. The body under the cape was nothing of what she thought it was going to be from what she could even the night before. And then wait, wait, wait, wait the worst the ghoulish teeth. Yeah, that wasn't part of the costume. Those were his teeth. Oh my god, you have no idea how she was mortified? Mortified? So he was so he's more attractive with his makeup on and his cape, and then was it off? Right? And the problem is is that I asked her, I said, didn't you even ask this guy his name? And she's like, yeah, his name is Joe. I'm like, Joe, you don't get a last name, and like google the guy, you don't like, look on Facebook? You going to do anything? So she does nothing to this effect, right, So she goes there. Now she's mortified. That's through dinner. You guy's never going to hear from her again. The ideas is that on Halloween, though, I feel like guys and girls hide behind their costume all the time. I feel like it's like social media where people hide behind this like thud And I always tell people you need to figure out if it's for real or faith before you ever meet the person again. You know, Steery always says that you know, Halloween is the time. That gives women the license to dress all sexy. Yeah, so you you could be somebody you're not. You could hide behind a costume the same way this guy did. Women could do the same thing by saying, you know what, I want to be someone I'm not, so I'm gonna dress all slutty. Yeah. Well, I think also the girls that like to be conservative and try to do that peel to dies and say, you know, I'm not like this, I'm not like that. I think they dressed completely half naked and Halloween because that's really what they wanted to try. Wow. All right, So what are your thoughts that do you feel that that people are there real selves when they're coming out when they're not in their costume or they just you know, is it a fantasy for them or you know, or do people? Is it opposite? Well, the other thing is is that I feel like with the guy, he would have never had the nerve to talk to this gorgeous, beautiful girl. I think because he was hiding behind this costume. He got up the courage to do it because he felt like he was in this total make believe world. The same way the same way people texted insults to us sometimes you know exactly what I'm thinking here, scary. I'm thinking that people dress up on Halloween, they act like somebody they're not, just like radio DJs on a big show can act like somebody that they're not, saying, where where looking at me? Are you? I think that this is happening in a in a lot more areas that we are aware of. And I think that people are going out this weekend for Halloween, I think that they also need to be very well aware that people could be acting like somebody. That's right? And how many times did you guys get stuck in a situation like this I'm living I'm living in every single day with Scarry Jones himself. That's not gret T thinks that I'm I'm Peter Pan and I'm the kid who doesn't want to grow up. That's right, Really, it's not true. You don't think at me like that. Dude, This one from Halloween to real life. Seriously, you know what? This is really great? I mean, honestly, who are you going to dress up as this weekend and try to act like you're somebody that you're not? I love it? Hey share. I do have a question. Earlier in the week we're talking about. You know, a lot of men's products are changing these days, and you know we don't we don't want to shopper off of the coke and PEPSI of you know, shampoo and cologne and wrist watches and Deyota. What are some of the cool products, the designer products that men should be shopping for to impress their girls. That's voted question because it depends what style you're trying to hit. What are you wait, I'll give you something even better. Ready, don't get tied up. Don't get tied up with names, fragrances and all of that. I'll tell you what it's really about with guys and women. It's about finishing touches. Okay, So here's the deal to think of it, the finishing touches. You're so, here's the deal. If you decide to wear even a T shirt and jeans, you can make a classy and hot where I look at you and go, oh my god, this guy's got amazing style because he's wearing a laser over the T shirt with a pocket square, and he's wearing and he's wearing jeans and had amazing shoes on. Where the jeans. End was putting a time and everything to do a pocket square. Pocket square is like that is like the manliest thing, that is the sexiest thing you can do. That's that's Listen. It touches off every outfit. Tore you ready. It's not the jeans it's about it's not think about this. It's not the shirt. But it's also the watch that comes out from the shirt. Like the idea is if you've gotta go with the watches, something glasses, the scarf. Listen, we're getting into cold letter for guys about a nice dicky. Oh god, I can't believe you. Don't you hear what she's saying. She's right. If you got dark jeans with a white undershirt, right, you've got a fat belt, and you've got a fat wrist watch, you've got some awesome shoes, and now you put on this crazy blazer. But you gotta have that little white pocket square there. You want it in color? I look at that's the idea. You bring out some color and you don't understand girls will flip out over that. That's what it's about. That's about and that it's about what you're accessorizing the guy that I've any style, or a guy that really wants to impress the girl has to do the extra little finishing cotch'. That's what it's about. Alright, share, alright, folloween, This hold on you sounded like the cow from Sesame Street? So now what what about when it comes to other things like shampoo you were talking earlier, like deodor and shampoo, weren't you great? I would like to know a different brand than just like you know, the regular axe brand. I want like another designer brand like old spices spice. I don't want. I don't want anything better, question anything behind me better? A better question is share. What sort of smell do you like your man to emanate like? Is it a muscle? Is it a fruity smell? Is it a parfoom? What do you like? Now? I kind of like a kind of like less of a smell and more of just the natural. I'm I'm clean, That's what I like. I don't really need anything so sweat. I no, no, I mean like a rash smells, but it can't be too perfume me because I don't think that's the track that all. I don't like stuff you don't like vanilla guys and I'll tell you something, guys, you do that's wrong. Some guys don't coordinate their deodorant with the with the cologna thing, and it's absolutely horrible because if you're a guy out there and you do not know that two smells do not mix well, you can end up smelling so much work. How would you know that? Like? What are two smells that don't go well together? Um? Okay, so like boisonberry? No? Like? No? Like I would say something like a musky kind of like a musty cologne and some type of powdered deodorant would be bad because it's going to come out with some type of weird like smell. Think of it. What if I was the bathe and ice cream? How did how would that go? It would be a little sticky tasty. Well that well you've heard those are her opinions. So share knows, all right? I smell you guys next week. Yes you will do this. Tell you what we'll blind and told you we'll blind cold you and you have to fad of graz all of our arm pits in a row, and then let's see which one you'll have to decide who's who? I was kind of hoping you were going to stay next but ok, okay, well neck, okay, we'll do the neck. We'll do the neck next thing. I want to be in your bed. Lies shut She's going to be in the studio and you can come on over by. Guys, have a good day. I hit it bald Frank. I think it's time. I forgot how to play it, so so medient feedback, Come on back, come on, get back to me. Come on, freak, cut not cut off. That was gonna speak's exposed for the world. Forgot the dancers. It goes, so dance you show me. Come on tweet Ye all right, you guys are great, you know I mean anymore Ronnie's dude, what's long with you? Man? I don't know. It's been so long since we've done it. You've got one job to do. You had one job. Come on, ball freak. I thought I asked a pretty legitimate question about boys and very before this comes to us from Cameron Nolan. It's Can the Army guy who blows stuff up. Yeah, his contract with the Army is almost up and he's about to pack it all in and everything he owns and move across the country. So he wants some advice, UH, and some opinions on what we have on this matter. He has the day off on Thursday. He wanted us to call him, but we don't have trying for him. But he so, what does he want to do? He wants to what's his advice is he looking for? I'd love to hear any advice you guys have on making across the country. None of us knows what that's all about. We've lived here our entire life exactly. Yeah, he wants to know about moving across the country. Go do it. That would be my advice. Go geah, go get him kids. I would do. I would take day by day. I would take day by day slowly. I would try and see another major US city every day. Don't rush across the country because it's probably gonna be one of the only times you're gonna drive across the country. Back in UH with me and my buddy Brian, we I helped pack him up and move him from New York to l A. We took three weeks and I literally drove with him with his stuff in the back of the car. I'll never forget that. And we stopped in every city in America and I gotta tell you I saw places like Nashville, like Memphis, Tennessee, like Little Rock, Arkansas, places that I never thought that I would get to see. I mean, when am I going to go on a vacation emotional Memphis, elpis press memory, who says is what state, Mark Coom Markle Blue Sweet Shoes go to the plane in the middle of the heap going. I guess you see us on Twitter at the Alfair show. On Twitter, we gotta give a lot of shoutouts. Here's the first shout out going out to at the Slip, also to act Carly brok Shoe and also at Skip all those guys scary go next well. Mike Gregory tweeted our email guys, kudos to you guys. I just want to let you guys know that listening to the Big Show and hearing the guys work you do on the podcast UM has been doing has been insane. I love it. I really appreciate what you do for the Big Show. And now I see why you need to do the plot the podcast to blow off Steve. Yes, that's love you keep up the great work and ball and cut the ball freaks some slack. That's from Mike hashtag first, hashtag off Mike, hashtag, hashtag unsung hero Wow one. Another one coming into Twitter is at miss Carter. She's also known as Tiffany Carter. Also at Courtney Tease which is Courtney Teasdale, and at master Chefs eight five six, Sam Confoloni, thank you very much for listening to the show taking away Stay. Andrew Keller written wrote into the off Air Show at gmail dot com. Love your random phone calls like the few that we just took her. Yeah, that was fun, but I think you should just keep it short and sweet like Elvis does, because the longer it goes, the worship gets. Love your number one off airhead. The problem is that's the Elvis show. This is the off Air Show. We do things completely different here. We're not sticking to any guidelines. We'll continue at Thank you to at Craig Wig, which is Craig Also at Danny hassle Off which is Danny Lopez and not that's as his cousin, and at WILLIAMS. Shaw William K. Shaw. And one more at Marine seventeen twenty one, which is Dan go Scar. Matthew Widenmeyer wrote to us, Hey guys, officially call myself and off their head. Love the podcast, great t you are the man. We'll talk up the awesome work. Ronnie. Your musical talents work great with the show. Love you make up that you make up on the fly. Nice, scary, calm it down what you'll never regained control if thing of things when they are spiraling out of control. Just go with the flow. I was laughing so hard the other day at the caller Julie and her need to put her phone on speaker phone, trying to inform us all of her Instagram account and needing to meet Lady Gaga. You didn't make that happy yet. Thank you Greg T for taking that call so hilarious. Your biggest fan in Cleveland Go Tribe, Matt Widenmeyer. You think he'll be watching absolutely not tied one game apiece hitting it back to show bather Walfree is gonna be shaving our heads into a mohawk or we're gonna paint a line right down your ball. Also we gotta say thanks to at to Mary b nineteen. That's Mary Beth. Also to Lonnie Spicer, that's Lonnie. Also to Nicole Rose eighty nine. Also thank you very much to Mega Chi Guari, which is one Vasquez. And then last but not least at Amarosser, which is Andrea. Last one, I have a counters. A counterposter counterpointed that last email from Thomas Hender shot, love you guys on the Big Show, and don't let scary, don't let Greig t answer the phone ever again. That girl Julie was that ship crazy? Anyway? I totally believe in Aliens. I once so this is the guy we remember. We once asked for this and we never followed up, like everything we did. Once saw a huge UFO hovering over my house one night when I was taking the trash out. Do you have any UFO music? I could just make some sounds to this. Listen to this, guys. It hovered around for ten seconds and then it's zip acrost the sky as far as I could see in a second, and it was gone. Nobody believes me. I never got a picture. Don't they say picks or it didn't happen? Yeah, baby, well be according to Thomas, you asked you put it out there, Greg ta on Facebook movement and he responded he do we believe him? Yeah? This guy. I would like I would like to thank all the people who sent the barrage of tweets and all the love for the people who want me to pick a song on the off air show. I promise you that one time this century. What are you gonna shall happen? When are you gonna pick it? Not today? Apparently he's just gonna pick his nose. No, no, no, no, chair nose is hot, guys. The All Fair Show football picks are And are you guys ready there I go, still doing this. I don't have a sheet I'm gonna pick. I don't even know who's playing for. I'll go first. Here. It is scary right now? Is in the league. He's still in first place. He's eight and seven. You know, Bullford, you and I are now tied at seven and eight. You you you both have worn three sombreros to my two sombreros. How that happened? So you pick last? Paul Freak, can you choose first? Oh? I go face ye oh, my lord, I gotta look at the scaries in first place. He doesn't get to choose first, alight, all right, I'm gonna go with the Pats here, the Pats over the pick over the Lashawn mccoylis, Buffalo Bills, the Road, Brady Brady, the Flate Gate and the Brady and the football and the Bills and the way the freak. All right, I'm gonna go. I'm taking another one. You know what. There's a lot going on in Cleveland today. We got the Indians in the World Series. The Cleveland Cavaliers kicked off the seat kicked up there, he got the sixties. I am with all these problems of the Jets are having at home. I'm taking the Browns over the Jets. Seven Browns. Good luck on that they get their first win to do. You can't argue with that that a second. I can take the opposite side of that, can I? Yes, I can. You know what, if you really want you you can. I'm gonna take the Jets in that game. That's my number one. So we can do that. We can take this game. We never really said if he counter can't if you feel, if you feel so strongly about the opposite side, So give me the Jet, Jets, Jets, you know what, I'm marking it down, Scars taking the Jets and I'll take the Browns. Got it all right, Paul Frey, go man um, I've in the middle of my mom's zoo. Come on, this is all the games. First and ten. Let's go. We're in second, second and eight. All right, I'm gonna take the Chicago the Bears bear Monday Night beating the Viking. Really, really, that's a loss. You know what the Vikings are like, they're they've been winning. Now they're gonna start to lose. Oh no, wait, is Cutler playing? Yeah? Cutlers in? He's in. Yeah, gona take the Cutlers back in? Right? What do you got? All right, here we go, tell you what. The Raiders are unstoppable, but the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are on fuego and you're playing at home. I'm gonna take Jamis Winstein and Tampa Bay Buccaneers for Froggy over the because it's his birthday, So I want Tampa Bay over the Raiders. All right, I'm gonna double down on taking the opposite end of the game. Because ball Freak, you couldn't be more wrong. The Vikings are gonna crush the Bears, and he's taking the Vikings if they feel that strongly about it, He's got the Vikings. Go ball Freak, last pick kick, Pick it up. Sunday, one o'clock, Houston, Texans over the Detroit Lions. Please really, I'm going Yeah, I'm sticking with the Houston risin oils. Warren Moon still playing. Yes, no, it's not all right. Here we go are my last game on choosing. I will take um. All right. You know what I'm gonna go in his Thursday night football, I'll take it Thursday Night. I want the Jacksonville Jaguars over the Tennessee Titans at home. The Jags will rewrite things and Portals will have a great game. All right, I'm popping Portals. All right. Well, you know what. I cannot go against the Green Bay Packers. Aaron Rodgers has had his share of trouble, but he's got He's got Jordan Ye, he's got all of it. I don't know if he has any Lacy He's no, no, don't matter. He all he needs his passing game and he is going to crush the Atlanta Falcon. Wow on the road on the Falcons was summing it all up. Jackson Jaguars, I got Tampa Bay Buccaneers. I have also I've got the Cleveland Browns scary, You've got the Jets scary, You've got the Packers, and you also the Vikings ball freak. You've got the Bears, you've got the Patriots, and you've got the Houston Texans. No Houston Oilers. The dude, that was a long ast show. It was. If you say it was long, then it must be long. Was that? I think that's Is that the longes show we've ever had. It was three hours and seventeen min That's not the longest show we had? Was Ivan show? Oh when we going to his party? Maybe we can come up with a bunch of trivia questions for the Affair show. All right, get back to you next week and then not deliver on that la. Just latch me now, I guess some for man friend won't be Just watch me now. I just watch me. I can't sit tire. You just watch me now,