The Off Air Show - 'Greg T's Diarrhea Of The Brain" - Ep.116

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Speaker 1: Say, Elvis Durrand presents off air show, Scary Jones and Greg Tea so one six team unfair show. Yeah, I feel like we're back from vacation, but the truth is we have vacation coming up four days from now. Oh dude, you don't want to hurt from feelings. Don't tell him that right now, just right out of the gate, I'm just gonna let you all down. I'm scary great Teas over there over here. Now, my god, that's right. It's all energy. That's the bald freaks him. Can't you keep it? Can't you just keep it? Keep it? You know, it's been a long time a day. Yeah, and great team, you know, not for nothing. You know, I have enough problems as it is, running the levels of the board. I can't I can't account for your ups and downs, your peaks and your valleys, your highs and your lows. But we know that the show is going to start a certain way. That is the way the show always started does so, Unfortunately, there's gonna be a lot of energy in the first thirty seconds. You're gonna get the wild look out, You're gonna get all of that, the loudness it comes with this by minute four and by minute forty seven, we have a flat tire. We're almost there. Wait for you, guys. Been I'm doing just fine. I mean, we we spent a lot of time together. Consider an amount of time in Los Angeles, and we went out there for we didn't spend that much time together. But I was got a star in the Hollywood Walk of Fame. That happened. Yes, we gotta have some things to do. You can tweet us at the affair show, email us at the affair Show at gmail dot com, and go to our neglected Instagram account and Facebook account at the afair Show. Yeah alright, awesome. So today we want to talk about you know, do you know what he didn't do? He didn't mention what episode it was. I didn't know. I didn't you were paying attention. I don't think you were too busy, said Si. I don't know. I will I will not apologize. I will not. I'll tell you what if I didn't say you give me a hundred dollars, if I did say you give me a hundred, I would pay up. I would pay off you hear this from like some people. Well, anyway, so we got to talk about who the real Godfather is right? Why is this the topic to get into it? I got a question for you guys, who really is the godfathers? Things we may get too, but we all know that we make empty person. We've got away. We've been away the funny quiz joke, that's right, all right, you didn't see. That's the things. We don't know what he's easing us too. We have no idea what to expect. He's taking my balls with a feather Bullford. You know where I sit, You know where I put everything together. Well, when you come in the morning, right, you can't walk back here and go, hey, bro, how are you doing? I got something for you? Here's what I want to do this. Why would I give you something when you have ten things on your roads? Give because nobody else has given me anything. So in my mind, I'm taking notes. I'm not complaining that that you've come prepared. Already, you're starting her over already. We've been in the show three minutes and already issue. I'm just looking out for scary over here who doesn't want the podcast to be ninety minutes here? I already gotta talking to already got because because I looked at the sheet. I'm like, t you have a hundred and twenty podcast. Who's no one's going to get through this the moment I walked in, let me take it through. I walked in there and I sat down. I got scary. Listen, here's what I got here. He's like, because we gotta gonna you know how he gets on mind spending forty five minutes. He can't do it show. If I have to spend it over an hour with you guys, though, I'll go insane and then get to Fairhead because I love them. It really is a shame that we can't do a real show as if like we were really on a radio station actually running. Are I think in your mind you already are on. Let's just say that right. Don't you think that he's pretending in his own head that he's on a show, little play show. It's his you know, it's his PHO show, PHO show, you know, like a little girls play house when they are kids. You know, Dollars gets the ball freaked doll and the scary acting Captain whack act and figure. Yeah, I played with dolls. You can't play with dollarin my army man? Is your this is your way of playing radio. The way you're you're put constructing a show is if this is your only job in life. You know what if there was somebody of importance that happened to hear our show, they would want to know. Hey, you know what if those three guys were running were anchoring my radio station, what kind of a morning show would it be? It would be the off Air Show? Okay? You know? Also, nt double a brackets. We're gonna do the tourney Challenge. I'm only only halfway through there, Bald freak um also the new w W champion. What a croc of ship this? Oh yeah yeah? And the anniverse. We have an anniversary could beat Cowboy Bob Morton. Dude, our anniversary is coming up soon. What's our anniversary date? It's in April. It is coming up. I cannot believe that you don't know the anniversary of the air show. Are you kidding me? The day that the day you and I we we we cuffed and then all of a sudden we gave earth to wall freak. We have this is like our for the offspring, hot mess. What's your offspring? I'm feeling lost for you right now, offspring. Let me wild scary looks for that, one would argue that we got to set the radcast talking about our time out in l A. Yet that's number nine on a list of ten things here. Oh we don't. And that's that's after why it's ball freak wearing it. That's a huge issue. We gotta talk like the style. Can you guys feel the song? This is so good of Spring a little ball freak there out crazy in l A. This was the music of l A where we were out there. You know, why don't we move our topic of our l A review right now? That's my subtle way of moving number nine up to number one? You see how I you know what? I love it. That's good for me. Let's do it. Let's crate this out of talk about some l A. You don't keep me separating. I got it too. Oh my god, he was right. I was never a fan of this band time really calm. Yeah, I don't know. I kind of figured I would be into them California. As soon as I heard Offspring, I was like, oh my god, I love them. I thought they were stuff was off to keep them in retrospect like this, But at the time I was I was like too cool for this. Really, he'd always been too cool. He was always he was more eclectic than the music. This was an alternative song at the time, but Ron was like, it's two main streets for me. Man, Like, this does have that l A feel to it. That's what I took from it. I've never been to l A. For the ultimate offspring song. This is the one mode so anyway I learned speaking of l A. Um, it was your first time out there? Great tea, Yes, it was never before. Have I been to l A. I took it in. I thought it was great. Take on it. You know what, it was great. There's a lot of tattoo parlors, a lot of place to hang out, a lot of cool bars. I like the vibe of l A. I look it a lot. I really did love to go back, very laid back. Yeah. Um. We we went to a lot of places together. We actually had sushi together. One yes, we did. Went to the Brady Bunch House where they filmed The Brady Bunch and we all banged and b Davis. Oh yeah, we would sham the butcher bringing Al's to me. Seriously, I wish you know it, isn't there really a TV show that you guys watched growing up. Do you wish that there was an actual like it wasn't really done behind the scenes, that there was a real town that you guys can go and hang out at it, like, you know, saying, for really, given the Brady Bunch, don't you wish there was a real town where you could actually go down the street to Sam the Butcher. It's called it's called bar Pank But no, but no, it's I'm saying, like you mean, like a town where the fictional town they live in. Yeah, Like, wouldn't it be so cool like the street to Sam the Butcher. No, but like right now, like the Simpsons, right they live in Springfield. But that's an animated program, right, But don't you wish you could actually go to the real spring and go down the street to the Quick Yes, I wish I could take I wish I could take a chip into there? Would you That's what I'm saying? How cool would that be? S great? You're here? Come on for real, wouldn't that be so awesome? I mean I would like actually, thinking back, I would like to be part of the you know, live in the neighborhood or even the building of Seinfeld, Kramer and George and they all lived frame or just like showing up in your apartment when you didn't want them want him to be there. And the soup guy, the soup Nazi down and just hanging out at that Tom's diner. Right, it's turkey chili. Come on, man, that would be so cool, right, wouldn't it be? That would be great? I would like that anyway. So yeah, I thought LA was cool. What do you think about l A ball freak? Come on a run inside, don't be that guy. He's gonna second. Yeah, he's just gonna leave us. Oh. I feel like we were making out. We were there and then all of a sudden, I'll tell you my opinions of Los Angeles. Al Right, okay, scared, what's your what's your opinion of love love l A M It is a little fake. I'm an East Coast guy all the way. But I do enjoy going out there and just it's such a huge city and there's so much to conquer. Yeah that I I don't really get to see that every day. So I get to like drive everywhere is open air, is mountains. Yeah, there's not only that, but you have um huge a beach. Yeah, yeah, yeah, weather's great all the time, all most of the time. They went through a rainy spell recently. I thought the weather was great while we were there. But like I will tell you, gret T, I I cannot. I feel like those l A nights are just like second to none because you got you mixed, mixed different neighborhoods. You the moment you got off the airplane, like you knew exactly where you wanted to go. You had everything mapped out. Like, so I bring that somebody would let me into their mansion party because you just hear about these parties in the hills. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I I haven't you ever heard of those? Of course we hear him straight through from us Share Nose, who tells us everything about it out with a lot of these guys too. Now we bumped it to her while we were there. Yeah, she was hanging out. She came to the Elvis Star ceremony. So she's still there, she's still in l A. Or she back now, No, she's in Los Angeles still for another couple of weeks, I believe. But what's her deal for real? Like, what I mean is she on a movie? What is shares deal. Like all, she does have a film coming out with John Malkovich. She's not in the scene with John, but she has some lines. She's actually in it. She's in it. It's called I Forgot, It's called something Wicked Winter or weekends. So then what is she doing? So what's everybody wants to know? On a day to day basis? For real, she goes, she she auditions, She has meetings with people to try and get into other auditions for commercials and other acting work. I mean, let's face it, if you're if you're an actor and actress, you don't have a steady job, so you're you're only as good as your you know, your last role, and you constantly have to go in these auditions. You pound the pavement, you shake hands, you kiss babies. So instead of just doing it here in New York, she takes advantage and she has a flexibility to go to l A and she just you know, sets up camp for like a couple of a month or whatever it is she does, and she legitimately just goes to auditions, meets some people being the book gigs because that's how she puts food on her own table. And then if she can't do it there, she does it over here does back in New York exactly. So yeah, so so for the most party, I mean New York and l A. I mean, as you saw, they have a lot of similarities, but then they have the whole Hollywood component. We are technically in the entertainment industry, you know. I get that it cool to see things that you've only heard of, like the whole sunset strip thing. I went on the TMZ tour, and that's where you made a mistake. You didn't. You didn't go on that in front of you with Danielle. You were pretending to be that couple from Indiana, Michigan. But here's the thing about the TMZ tour. I thought that we are a little bit and I'm gonna be completely real with with you in the affair heads and everybody listens, I think that we were a little bit jaded. And I got that from Danielle, and I think she was right because you know, here at our home base radio station, we see celebrities come through here almost every single day. You could be in the elevator and you're gonna see Chance the Rapper come up through. He may not be coming to our radio station. He may be coming to the hip hop radio station or whatever it is. We could see um, you know, Michael Boublet and Jennifer Lopez. You never know which celebrity. Chris Martin from Coldplay. We see them all the time, you know. I when I came down for coffee one morning from my hotel room right and then with Mario Lopez was standing in the lobby with a camera crew filming a segment for extra I guess. But if he happens to see you and recognize you, he'll be like, yo, what's I'm scary like that says We're on the TMZ tour, which is great. I'm not downplaying the TMZ tour, but it's not I don't think it's beneficial to to us because we see the celebrities all the time. But if you're talking about ABC one of the ABC's one, two, three's of of of Los Angeles the first time there, it's a great tour go on because you could sit there and in two hours sit on that bus and they take you to whiskey a go go oh, sir, past sir? Where always right? We had? That was cool though he was vander Pump's restaurant, and apparently sometimes she comes out and she says hello to everybody on the TMZ tour. So that was good. I did enjoy that. The Viper room where he killed himself, Yeah, I will John Belushi committed suicide or or fell no, no, I'm sorry. He he overdosed. That's good. And and that is where those tours dotel Marmont by the way, well regardless, but those are the good ones where I was never gonna see that. I'm glad I saw the Viper. It's pretty close. You get Hollywood's greatest hits in two hours, and that's what the TMZ tour is good. Yeah, I agree, been there a dozen times. Probably not for you, but um, what about running? Did you go running? I mean bald Freak. I wanted to talk to him right now, but he's in the studio right now. I think he's gonna come and join us. As you know, bald Freak has his other job in another studio. It's thrust and doing his podcast like that where he has to leave, he walks out. There's nothing we can do about it. He can't do anybody. He doesn't want to walk out. He went for a run, running cannon right, that's out there by as close as you can get to the Hollywood sign correct running canyon. Yeah, so I wanted to talk about that. Why don't we just give everybody give you off their hands the song of the day that when we get back, we'll have bald Freak back with us and we'll pick it up and we will get into other things. I don't get about it. It's the off air show. Yeah it is. I'm done. Look into my eyes. I've been breathing ever, but there's no sign of life. Doctor, the problems in my chair. My feels cold as ice. But it's anybody's game. Doctor. Can you help me? Because I don't feel right bad? I'm making fast before I change my mind? Doctor, can you hemn me? Because I don't feel right bad. I'm making fast before I change my mind? What is co cocode code resigned Conda in the day, then the data night cocode cold designed. Doctor can't have it because somedays don't feel right. He the elephant cold like that on the off air show. Let's see the biggest critique of the big biggest critic of them all. How is that song? When you played a song? Yeah, I wasn't paying attention, of course not you know what if it ain't Mooney Suzuki, No, no, no, the elephant. I don't go home and listen to their music, but you know I respect them. Why not? I don't know? Maybe I should, well, you know what it should? I have to I'll just listen to the podcast. I know because you seem to be a little bit better than all of us, especially the way you're dressed today. You got you got that that song I scary day. There we go, top stress. Why don't we play this? Why don't you tell us why you're all trusted up with a top silk, A dapper to look at you? Where your wrist watch? He's got into either an interview or a funeral? Why did people always make that assumption whenever I come and wearing a tie or even like unlike, you're so not that guy. But this is a radio stage. Look at the It's not just me, by the way, but the fact that we're at a radio station even lets itself to even more reason why I shouldn't be dressed like that. There he's got a T shirt on. I gotta pland button down and jeans. I cleaned out my closet over the like at the beginning of the winter in January, right, and then I said, hey, you know, I got on dress man for the hook, so for the next up, let me get the rest of my sense. So I just thought to myself, I have these clothes. I have these slacks that I never wear except on special occasion. Slacks. Who calls it that got slacks? Dude? You have overalls? Do you call him dress pants? Your terminology dungarees? Slacks? Just like, who are you impressed? Call it with slacks. They're not sluck their pants, you know, off their heads. If you guys call it slacks, we want you to text us or tweet us at the off air shows black slacks, thet don't be slacking on the slacks man anyway, dressed up for I just said, you know, let me let me put on my slacks. Let me put on my slack. And I said, you haven't noticed that On the last three Tuesdays, I've worn a tie to work. And every time I wear a tie, people say, is it tie Tuesday? Tuesdays? Taco Tuesday? Why can't be tied Tuesday? It can be be, But like as a guy, as a dude, as I hate wearing freaking tie. I don't tie only if I'm forced to. So why would anyone voluntarily wear a tie? Because because everybody keeps telling me that I look good or give me the backhanded compliment that all you must be doing something special because you dressed up. Alright, they shouldn't be considered dressed upright. I made a note. I made a note. I next Tuesday, I will try to join you, and I will wear a tie. I have to wear one too. I like that. What about slacks? You're gonna put the only if you don't call the I hate that word. It's such an antiquated word. There are certain words that have just what do you? What do you do? How do you know? It's an antiquated word? Your sources? What yourcesces? It's such a nineteen forties word. Are you gonna get your suit? No? I got slacks and spats? Oh you got Zu su riot Zu su spats cherry pop? I what about you? Like? So you don't ask a world the girl who wear a pin anymore? If your wearing approach makes you ask her to go to the dance, That's what I'm saying. Six ships be like that's some nice slacks you got off. Let's go get up. Let's go from malten at the sock cop with my dame his legs. And I'm an old soul. What can I say? Don't you? Isn't there a generation that you wish? You like love born in? For we've talked about this great tate like I wish I'm like, I'm a fifty s throwbackack. You're dating one of the pig lea. Are you a grease shirt? Would you slick back back scalp? Put a little uh blax in your hair? What's that crap? In the Eastern grease? No freaks? All dressed up sacks on? Alright? So right, I hope that's an acceptable time. Tuesday, all right, So next Tuesday, we're all gonna wear ties. Listen up, all your y'all off their heads. Everybody's gonna wear your tie on Tuesday. What's on everybody's mind? Everybody's wear ties? Okay, what's on your mind? I mean, let us I just told you on your mind. Let us out of a bad black Can I tell you, guys how awful it is when you come home after seven days on the road and there's no electricity in your house. I would talk about this briefly on the morning show today but didn't get to really express by itself what really happened. Yeah, he gets home and he's had no power. Something happened, something tripped the circuit breaker, and I guess it tripped the mainline breaker and the power was now didn't go out conveniently on a Wednesday, when I I'm sorry, like last night, not on a Sunday when I caught home. It was last week last week when the power went out, so it's been out. My apartment was cold and dark, and I'm thinking, like, I know, big deal. I'll call the super they'll see what's going on. So they fixed it. They went downstairs. They say that my oven tripped. Not only the circuit broken the circuit here in my apartment, but they broke the mainline circuit, which means I gotta have an electrician because something is overloaded. There is an overloaded sockets somewhere. Are you using your oven while you were away? You don't even use when you're there exactly. I just used it to store other pots and pants and see what happened? So I get I get back and then the lights come on. I'm like, okay, I know, big deal. Yeah. Then I opened my fridge and warm dude, dude, I had I had a package of fresh chicken in there. I had cucumbers, three cucumbers sitting in a dish that were it looked like a Petri dish of disgustingness. But wait, aute, no, no, no, bull freak have you don't understand? First of all, it read the high hell in there. But you were gone for a week. You shouldn't have had any food in the refrigerator's right, My mom always cleaned out the closets, right, I left fruits and vegetables. Tomatoes were growing mold. Even even a legitimately good refrigerator would not keep a tomato good for You are disgusting. You are just black did they were fresh fruits and vegetables. I had blackberries and blueberries. I had listen, at least listen. The oranges and the apples and the avocados were saved because those exist. And like your mom a tomato, exactly, you gotta clean that stuff out when you're gonna go out on a break, you're on a vacation. Everything's got A guy had milk, dude, The smell of hell is what I smelled. It was just chicken in there too, like the freezer. No, but the freezer was worse, you know how to my freezer. The whole package of cod Filet's awful. Was so disgusting. But I will say one thing, and this is a question I have. Yeah, I did have three bottles of amazing champagne that I've collected that we're in the refrigerator. They then went to like room temperature. Do I is it okay? Are they still good if I refrigerate them again? You know what? Was the guy that we had on one of our earlier episodes from the Wine from Past the Somalia? Should we call that guy? I think we should try to get him on this weekend. Let's use of the off air show. You know what. He don't even remember his name and we haven't talked about him in a long time. Can you use that episode three? Can you? Can you reach out to reach out to him? Do that and let's find out is the champagne Is it okay? That's that's in the refrigerator turns you know gold too warm to cold? Warm again? Right now? I will tell you I threw out the three beers that were left because you do get skunk skunk beer, no good, no good, but champagne as any one way to find out. That's my theory. So I lost, I lost my eggs. I lost. Oh I didn't keep the butter though. Did you know butters butter is perfect at room temperature? No, I don't. I wouldn't trust anything. I throw it all out and start all over again. You got beat of the stuff. It's a lot of money, dude. I'm not just throwing money in the garbage. So it's bad enough. Scary comes home. He's got no wife, he's got no dogs. You can't take care of him. It's dark and it's cold, and it smells like cod filet in his apartment's going to smell. Got back into York. When he's laying there on his floor and he's dead in his room and he's like eighty five years old. He's all alone, nobody to wipe his ass. He's sitting there. Welcome back, Scary Jones, Welcome back your fridge. Slag my as I just trapped right now. That's my son. He's trying to paint the picture for you. I had a light seven candles, holl around my apartment because everything was fine until I opened up the fridge and then it just reads alright, alright, let's throw it back to me. I got something now finished my lips. So yeah, I want to point out that when we were away, and every time I go away with Scary Jones, he has what I'm now referred to as restaurant Taurette's. Yeah, where it will be in a car and he will just shout out the names of restaurants as we passed them by. Is that is that something that you feel like maybe you need to go see a doctor? What's what is? What is your motivation? We all have somebody that we hang out with and when you're in the car with them, they'll you pass by and they just yell it out. They bark out, he's in the Carl Jr. And out Burger played this sound of all of us after we get off the airplane and we get into the car. Do you know that sound quel a sound piece where Nate was driving through l A, Me and Baul Freaker in the back and you're you're riding shotgun. Do you have that sound? Yeah? Oh my god, Yeah, because we played it on the air. Yeah, it's right. We recorded that the sound of what it was like. Remember he was he was working the radio shotgun and as she had he's wanting to do. He will he will like scan the dial like a maniac, and he will he has restaurants and rats. He will shout out the name of any restaurant or diner or eatery that does not exist in his hometown, as if we can't see with our own eyes. And he's blast in the music right off their heads. He's blasting the music baull freaking right or in the back and the speakers are right by our ears. It's I mean screamed into the back there and Scaries got the windows down on, the sunglasses on, like he's in town, ladies. The man is in town. He's yelling out to all the l A ladies mezing it was actually neat and it's right here on this tape. I'm looking for the audio. I can't find. Guess speriod night jack in the box. Yeah all right, He's like, yeah, hold on, I think I found it. And you know, Scary and I've been going away together for years and it's not it's not just an l A thing. It's every everywhere he goes. I get excited, genuinely get excited. He looks in the radio stations and always listen to old djys. It brings back memories to me. So what's wrong with that? How does it bring back memories? Right? Because I've been to play before. I want you to enjoy the things that I've enjoyed, So by shouting them out out loud, that's that's how we get to Why don't we go to those places instead of just saying where they are? I can't find it? All right? Anyway? All right, listen, what's on your mind? All right? I got a question for Balfree because he's always so smart. You gotta loader this music. I don't want to get bothered by this. I want to stay focused. You ready, all right? Do we have any like quiz show music or anything for this? What do you got there? Something like that? Don't even ask him because he doesn't play the piano anymore. I am you don't got the time? You do nothing anymore? Whatever what do you do on this show? You want to start the podcast on time? You'll get music? Ready? Ball freaking all right? Listen to the question. I am six years old. My sister is half my age? When I turned seventy, how old is my sister? You're six and your sisters three, So that means my sister would be sixty seven. What if I turned seventy, my sister would be sixty seven? Think about this, Think about it again. Yeah, I am six? What am I wrong? My sister half my age? Yes? When I turned seventy, how old is my sister sixty seven? Damn it? Because she's because three? Do you know? It took me forty five minutes. I kept on saying thirty five. Oh my god, you got fooled. You got fooled by the half. You're a fool. You're a fool. Don't get fooled again. Did you expect me to get stumped on that? I did? I did. Greg t has all fair show from the only one I I It took me forty five minutes to figure it out. I couldn't believe it. Well, who quizzed you? Well, me and Trish we're talking about it and happened. She's like us, She's like, why do you think you're you're she's thirty five, and I go, because she's half the age. I'm seventy and she's thirty five, and so Trish goes, Greg, think about this, you're six, your sister's half the age and she's three. How old issue when you're seventy and I'm like thirty five? Oh my god, it's minutes. That's a podcast. Can you just like roll tape when you get home? That's forty five minutes of gold right there? Hey listen? Oh yeah, I got a question for both of you youngs. And this question goes out to all the offair heads, and I want you all to drop us a line on Twitter, at the Office Show at Gmail. I'm sorry, we dropped on The Office Show on Twitter and also email us the First Show gmail dot com. Here's my question on that six and a half hour flight to l A. I watched Godfather too, which is three hours and eight minutes long. Okay, we've all seen Godfather, but all for you've seen Godfather of course, right Mario Puzzo the Godfather here, I've seen it. He has nothing to do with the movie. Okay, so here's my question. Then you ready, Mario Puzzo, that's who makes it. He wrote the Godfather. Francis Ford Coppola made the movies. What do you mean he directed the movies Francis Ford Copal. He adapted the Mario Puzo novel the novels the book Godfather. Bro Well, listen, okay, listen, just let here's my thing. Yeah, I mean my question is who is the Godfather? Is it Robert de Niro? Is it al Pacino? Or is it what's the other guy who did number three? We know you're thinking, you're you're already on base on second, you're you're confusing movies. No, that's the al Pacino was the Godfather. So was Robert DeNiro? Wasn't What do you mean? Number one? It was Robert DeNiro? No, what do you any? Right? And I wants respect. Yeah, he's in the lake house. They're yelling at all. Right, can I can I give you the timeline? Yeah, yeah, I know the timeline Godfather one, right, Marlon Brando, there you go, it's my godfather. No, he's not the tall guy that kills so and so. Now Marlon Brando the Godfather and Godfather his first child be a masculine child. Oh right, I forgot him. I actually forgot about Marlon Brando. Okay, yeah, you forget about the Okay, okay, you can throw him into it. Okay, fine, so he's the Godfather. Then his his youngest son is played by al Pacino, Right, Alpacini, he's an heir to the throne of the Godfather. No, but then there's also Robert. There's also Robert DeNiro and Godfather too. Yes, Present day times show al Pacino as the Godfather, while intercut with scenes of the Marlon Brando character as a young man in Italy. Yes, portrayed by Robert de Niro. That's what I'm talking about. And to Robert DeNiro is the Godfather and al Pacino is the god Now why wasn't Marlon Brando because he was a younger version of him? Correct, he spoiler alert? He doesn't make it out of Godfather one one? Right? Fair enough, fairer. If you could just spend just if you could spend just less time in between the words spoiler alert and giving away the spoiler, that would be great. My question who spoiler alert? He dies? And come on, it's the god So my question is who is hands on the scrub button? Who is the original Godfather. I'm gonna say it's Robert de Niro, not al Pacino, and not Marlon Brando. You're all No, it is not Marlon Brando. It is not Robert de Niro plays Next time Marlon Brando in number two, which is arguably the best Godfather out of the trilogy. Next you're gonna say, is Joe Pesci was the god Well, which one do you think is even the best godfather? Anyway? It was definitely number two, No, number the first one. Everybody. By the way, spoiler alert, I didn't even see number three because I heard it suck three al Pacino is, No, who's the other godfat? Who plays? No? Who plays my Michael? Al Pacino plays Michael in all three? Then who? Then who's the son? Who's the who plays the son that becomes the godfather? Number three and three? It's um, it's not the son. It's his like nephew. It's Andy Garcia, Andy Garcia. Yes, it's his son, and I think it's his nephew. No, it's not his nephew. It's his son that grows up. Now let's talk about that. Move on to the funny quiz. Well, I'm throwing out curious the funny quiz. You did the funny quiz joke? We did it around? That was what was funny about that? What do you mean what was funny? What was the funny quizny? That was it? Already? It was the number six, the number seventy, that was the one that was funny. What is wrong with you man? That's a riddle. Oh my god, it's a riddle. It's a quiz, it's a it's a funny quiz joke. Listen, hey, give me the n C double A brackets. It's not coming out next week. Let's say let's say this to next week. Well, what do we do? Just say, well, let's just number three. What are gonna do? What are we gonna do? We're getting there, both freak, We're getting okay, what are we gonna do with? What are you gonna do? The well, I'll tell you what. The off fairheads they all they're clamoring for it. They want they do want to they want all that sounds to this awful a bit audio mono sound CBSCR. You got to bcr. When you hear that music, it screams at you. You're like brackets off fairheads demand attorney challenge? Are you now? How are they how this steven work? Because that's my question? How do we do it? How can we integrate the off airheads into the n C double A. It's simple. Just have them for that a bracket and send it to us. You scan it. Are you have? But how do we processing? It's not as easy as doing what we did for the football. Yeah, I don't know. I can't figure it out because it's the brackets hat. They would have to send us brackets or something like that. Where you can start like an ESPN tournament challenge like we do with our friends and just have how many people can participate as many as you want? Yeah, but where do they see it? How do they follow along? How do we see ESPN dot com? You start a group and then people join that gus and you give him a password to join the group. You want to get that? How many people? That would be crazy? Why you can do? You can limitless? Right, it's just a matter of who gets the most points for picking the right teams. It doesn't it's not like a fantasy football sol online. We don't need your magic markers and your race board. And this looks like a killer, So I go to ESPN dot com right, esp Seriously, my handwriting is perfect. You look like a psycho killer. You're crazy? I thank you very much, for a girl. Oh my god, you don't since what do I like a girl? I'm pulling this pigtail. So I go to ESPN and there's a bracketal It's called Turney Challenge te T. I don't know that already know about this. I had no idea that you're proving. Oh my god, you're proving to them you're dumb. I'm not. I'm proving, dude. Have you I've proved them. I don't go to ESPN dot com. Have you ever you've the brackets I do? Or do it work? How am I proving them dumb? I'm proving that I don't got it over. You don't understand that this exists online. Who goes to a website to do that? Nobody's Websiteody goes to it. That's how the whole world does this. I'm proving that in general, and your office is you get handed out the brackets, they're handed on a piece of paper, You fill it out, and you get it back to the guy who goes I don't go to a website to do Most people I know do it online. How many people nobody even knows college basketball and not even following it. You couldn't even tell are you crazy? Tell him how many times I won you? Sery Jones has one. He knows nothing about college basketball? Want place last year, but you have no clue about college basketball. You're not watching it in the gate in the high Seeds story. That's the magic. The bottom line is anybody could be in the brackets. Nobody goes to a website except to the hardcore guys that try to get heads. Why don't you chime in on this one and tell Greg t he's wrong and he's living in his own world, like the time that he said that periscope is more popular than snapchat. Why don't you old and boring? It is ridiculous? Okay, whatever, Then I'm gonna go to ESPN and I'm gonna find out about what is this. I'm gonna go who goes to websites anymore? That everybody anymore? Websites are all and out dated. People go to apps. They don't go to website. Yes, I guess what this is called the ESPN app, and I will check that app. That's fine, I will do that. I will check anymore. By the way, are we having an anniversary show or what? Look at him ball for he's driving the car off the cliff. He's just going. He's banging out number four on your seventeen items to day. You know, you make fun of all my list, my to do list. What did you have, ball freak? What you have today? I'm saying, there's no room for anything I want. You didn't even come to me with one little let's have What is this Cook music? It's a riginary show singing all the radio fair show podcast. That's right. The coke shout in the ice box, if you know what I'm saying, Yeah here, yesty stopped the last the party nuts at our party. By the way, what was Sam Cook talking about when he said the cox out in the ice box? You know what he was talking about? With my baby critique talk about the anniversary of the Off the Air Show. Well, it was a long time ago April eighteen, two sixteen away when Scary Jones and I entered the studio to turn on the Off Air Show. And then it wasn't until episode four that all of a sudden we gave birth to the bald Freak. Was it that soon? It was? It was like, I can't imagine agreeing to be on the show that early, and then I think it was like episode six where you really made a real big press was an episode six, don't know. I think you're off on that episode. I'm looking at it right now. Episode six. Today, Greg T and Scary bringing their friend Bald Freak to launch a new segment called social Media Feedback. Remember we did that, And they speak to Susie sirloind from the local met gonna be part of the anniversary part. I think she was our first real can she care it? Susie sirloind On, let's get some chop meat in here, Let's get some tacos. Susie said that she would probably do giveaways for the fairheads. She don't. We do the n C double a tournament and the winner gets meat. Those are some high steaks. I love that. I'm saying, look at all the puns. I love that, Scary listen like the new Omaha Steaks. Whereas yeah, we can send you steak. Come on, high steaks, turn out, write that down. We gotta get Susie on the phone. I will call her cell phone right now. I will get her on the phone. I want to hear the course on work time. Turn this course up. It's fading. It's two minutes, come on like old music and you and you play the entire Sam Cook having a party song? All right, well, here's no good plaint here are we are? We gonna have a party. What are we gonna freaking do for the anniversary show? What you want to do? We have a lot to you know what. We don't have a lot of time to play in this here, We don't Well, what's the date of April? April is our birthday? We're going okay, so we're already off next week because we are on vacation. They're not going to be here. That's great. You want to do the show by yourself? Want it? Oh my god, this is gonna be bad. This is gonna be really bad. For real. What are we gonna do? Honest? What are talking about that? More? Tomorrow? Now? We can't just talking about Toma Rrow. We gotta make a decision here. What do you want to do? Well? What do you want to do? What do you want to do? Well? I'll tell you what? Can I tell you? What this person suggests we do? We uh have some social media feedback for you. You said something about pizza. Well, no, this is a humble request on behalf of Greg T's mental health. Maggie Margret wrote to us at the off air show at gmails comments, is my dearest off air show If you yugs don't take tea to Carl Luccio soon, I'm gonna have to drive up there from Baltimore and take him what have pizza sick? Okay, maybe not scary since he's on his fat free, card free, sugar free, flavor free, joy free diet car Lucrio's. But Ronnie, seriously take your bro to the cuffing hero place already. He's been talking about this tissue for months. That's right, He's gonna take me. I got no. Actually, you know what scary if you could spend three hours at a renowned pizza restaurant without eating pizza, which I did last week at that at fares you can watch your best friend. That's from Maggie and of course my dog Lucy ps. Is it off air show or off dash air show. It's a small detail, but it's your detail to decide like that, Maggie Margrabe, thank you for the fine email. So my my, then, you know what I was leading to was maybe we should have an off air show party anniversary party at carl Cheos. We're not gonna go to car Luccio's down and there's no way. Who's gonna go down to car Luccio's like that, We are gonna play they have tables and it's not like that deli. Why don't we do the podcast from Carluccio's. We can't. It's a deli. You can't do that. There's no way, it's it's it's impossible. And you said the guy was like so excited to give me the Italian music. He said, he was so excited to see you. Remember pulling out the orders. He is excited. He loves you know what. I went in there about a week ago and he reached over and he gave me. He gave me a nice supersona and he had it with you're gonna do the plot again from Carluccio that he had. I set up a table for you in the corner with the table glitz right, put you on microphones. What do you want? You want? He gave me assembly a bread realistic piece. You want the season and then he put we could have been a wet how do you say it? Regtta cheese, Regotta cheese, and he put Supersta on top of it, and you ate it like that and it was unbelievable. So why would you not want to have the podcasting down to here? For on a flash? We can't go for the anniversary happen anytime? You're welcome here to bring them. Ain't happenings happening? Why are you disappointed to me to happen happened? They coming back to Carluccio's all right, listen, I'm just telling you you do not want to do the podcast Boston. You gott me cracking up here, but it ain't happening there. But we have to have a party. Let's do something special. We have a little bit over a month to play then, so again, and we gotta get a real desolate show something out. What is your idea of something special, because clearly it's not doing it. We can't have I mean, I'd love to invite everybody up here. I would too, but that's not permissible, especially in the new security rules that day. That's correct, So scratch that off the bus. So we gotta go somewhere, but not know where we're gonna go. We need a location and not everybody can come to New York City, all right, So and we'll come up with something. But let's not decide here where are we gonna go. We're gonna have a brainstorming session where we're having a podcast. Here we do. That's the podcast meeting. We got the high stakes turning coming. Look, if we didn't talk about it on the podcast, it would have never happened me to listeners. And again, I'm telling you, I'm looking at it right now at the I Heart Radio app you entered. You came here episode six? All right, yeah, was it a cameo or is it like he's on the show now? Well, you made a cameo appearance on episode five. What a big shout out to Eric code to six to what up? Yugs just emailed Dr fat Loss very good. Well, dude, look at me. I have looked at you many times. I look at me in six months when I eat all these cards from Carluccio's and I gained some of it back. Well, he doesn't want to do the anniversary show down there, so you'll never go. That's true. I mean, Maggie just gave you that speech. It's Maggie, it's Meggie. Was a good speech. It was a good speech. It was Lucy Lucy the do view a speech about going to car Luccio has down. It was good, it was and you just don't want to have the anniversary thing there. But you think we're just gonna do it anyway, Like what can you want to kill? Two birds at one stone? Somebody mentioned the the what you call it's the cruise line, the Norwegian Cruises Carnival. No, the Hornblower. We could do maybe, but again it's New York City. Yeah. I mean the thing is our podcast is nationwide, so you know, I don't know what you want to do. You got that music, right, might now you don't have to come to terms with the fact that we might not have You got to be bear heads in person at an anniversary part. I mean I would, I would. We could do something special scar that music put it in. That's all you said. It sounds like you're describing Benny Hill. Let me hear it. When we can't come up, when we can't come up with an idea, we gotta play this music. This would be perfect. Here's the Aufair show. Did what are we gonna do? How are we gonna do an aniversary show? Anniversary show? What are we gonna do? Who are we gonna have an avers Hill. Is Benny Hill available like he died right has a long time ago. What we're gonna do it? I'm not inspired. I'm thinking. I'm thinking right now, Hunt, I'm gonna an email from please stand by right now. The Rosemary high Glow wrote to us, Hey, gentlemen, you all make my day go so very fast, and every day on the Big Show, I listened and then I binge listened to the Affair Show all but pee my pants every day. I'm up to episode number forty nine. I gotta go. I gotta tish right now or I gonna tach my snap. I gotta tish everywhere. Hold on. My favorites are the Spelling Explode, the Spelling Bee, and Gregg Tea in the Bahamas with the lotion. I have to try to keep my laughs under wraps as I work for a revenue cycle for a UH for a major health system. Because of this, Ready, Pennsylvania, keep the last rolling, Love you yugs, Rosie. She's only up to episode forty nine. This is one sixteen, so she would her shout out in August, great tea, look at all the lyrics. Listening to the pay shed a picture of herself. Even the dog is alergy was concerned that women were not listening to the off air show. And now I thought we were too many two guys having too gay, too much guy humor. I think I think this crappy equal my god, another another know why? Because the Todd Largs are tired of hearing about Todd Largs all time. Tod Laard's want to hear a bunch of guys talking. Hey, look at this Helene shape lately. This is three in a row. Guys, can you crack up my musical? I'm thinking, Hi, Hi, guys, just wanted to reach out for the first time and thank you for the followback on Instagram. Hold, I'm thinking, I'm thinking. I'm thinking. I've been listening since day one, and you yugs helped me get through my my hour drive home from work to us on the way home. Keep doing what you're doing. You're awesome. Thank you, Helene. Make up some names I got Danielle fourth Lurk, Danny Yelle, Barron us Yus Yuggs, I hope all as well. I wanted to give you a massive shout out to all the work you do. You guys have done that made this show as amazing as it is. Oh, this is the vice president speaking. I'm done. I take pride in my role as vice president in the cabinet, and I constantly look out for the Affair Army and work with the Council to figure out ways to hook up the with the Army and get them even more. Keeps trying to hang out together. Guess what, right? Maybe this is one for the Affair Cabinet. Agree, Maybe they should decide what the council't have that kind of pull the council. They can't make phone calls to people they don't know, but let them make a suggestion. At least they present something. Jena, Sierra, Mark, Caroline, where are you got? Those are the nut jobs who want to out with us? Okay, I'll come together, Rich dead, give me come to guess you got Reggie and Lonnie. Remember when we said we were gonna like have a list of all the cabinet members and all time we come together. Remember when we said we're going to have a list of all the people on the cabinet handy at all times. Yes, you have that, I'm making. Yeah, you're too busy with your ten item list. Cough for you dude you I'm gonna come across the table man. Come together off, fair Heads, come together to number eight. This has been a very productive show. I think we're done. We covered well, we did the whole list. We got through it. Something my god, you whack. We'll get you high tonight. I'll get you through this list. It gets the Beatles did the Beatles scares in a good mood too. That's a good podcast. I wouldn't navigate these waters of rough waters. Stay right here. Fair shows is going on, All fairheads. I just did. I wanted to trying to time it out. Who's singing? Who's singing? This song is John Lennon? Very good to John, trying to time it out. Do we finish talking about l A? I think people, can you give me a piece of production that we can yell hey, all fairheads and then this song comes on, it goes come together right now? Can you do that? I can do that. You can have the force. Gret is having diarrhea of the brain. We need some kind of production where his brain is just exploding. Listen a fair heads together. He called what he wants the stage of the sound calling you called, oh I gotta also, I have to sing too well, we got we need that. Who is the who? You saw all those stars on Hollywood Boulevard? There any one star we should reach out. We should reach out to the group that sings our theme song, the Phantoms, and see if they will do our theme song live on our anniversary day. That anyway, real the Phantoms do the off air show song live. Was there any one star that you saw? Because there were millions, it was like scary with the restaurants, But there was the one star on the Hollywood Boulevard Walk of Fame that you said, wow, look at that that guy or that girl's gotta star? Oh man? Who was it? Um? Debbie Gibson. Debbie Gibson was on that was on the Hollywood I missed her. No, I thought it was very cool. That was so the beast of voice. I thought that was cool. I saw some cartoon characters on there. My day don't deserve stars and all the Beatles, all the Beatles forgot what it was? All right, that's an even better question. Who did you see that you like they have a star? Miss Piggy Pig. I don't think Miss PIGGI she's does she have a star? I was I seeing things. I bet you she probably does. All right, we'll discuss this more tomorrow, Jackalo Watson it Just watch me now. I got some for you, A man work for you, which won't believe you. Just watch me now, Just watch me. I can't send for your for you. You won't believe your Just watch me now