Jan. 4, 2017

The Off Air Show - 'Greg T The Get Off My Lawn Boy' - Ep.95

The Off Air Show - 'Greg T The Get Off My Lawn Boy' - Ep.95

Ep.95- Good luck keeping up with our dialogue on this one as we plow through a ton of nonsensical ravings of Greg T.'s lunatic mind.

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand presents the off Air Show Steerie Jones and Great Ty Look nine episode or ninety five. Wait a second, there's a problem, right, he called me yesterdays. I go, you gotta you gotta go online. You gotta change not cheesy episode numbers. I said, we're talking about. I said, we did ninety four podcasts. Today's number ninety five, and he goes, no, no no, no, yesterday. I mean, yes, it was n year ninety four, but there were two ninety four's. We're missing a ninety two. No, we're not. We went backwards. The old ninety four needs to be ninety two when you look at when you go to I heeart and then you type in the off air Show. I'll show you right now, right as we sit here and talk to the youngs that there listening to us. Right now, I'll pull it up. You continue with the not so I said, no, the opening with a Twitter and okay, all right, well, you know you can always tweetus at the off Fair Show and email us at the Offair Show at gmail dot com. Uh well, actually, while we're on the topic of our email, I just got a beautiful email. I just want to lead off with beautiful email. It was wonderful. Who gives a ship about what episode it is? Episode? You know what? You know? I agree with Grect there needs to be an order. But what I'm trying to explain to him is they were as of yesterday, they were ninety four episodes of this show. Here's look at my battery died? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Kidding? Oh my god died because like it's at zero percent or it just died randomly. I I don't even I have to get a new phone. Christ broke my phone, so my phone is shot. Yeah, he's got cracked glass. Well, the whole thing is shot. He's like he's like he's using a phone like like a kid out of a college dorm that broken into frat part. Are you kidding me to phone my battery? I'm not even kidding. He was dead as we was. He needs band aids for his fingers, and he slid it across the glass, so dead as it cannot be revived. I have to go get my charge drop of my desk and I'll clearly show you we have episode. We're missing an episode. Simple, but here's the problem, guys. And then there were still ninety four episodes of the show, so who cares what they're numbered. We went back and corrected the problem, so there's no need to argue over episode numbers, regardless if we keep numbers or not. I'm just saying we have ninety four episode. Well, Mussolini over here needs to have everything buttoned up. You know him, right, He's all about everything, you know, being um. You know all the dots, our eyes dotted and our tease crosses. That is that the expression? Yeah, something like that, the teas, the tease get crossed, the eyes get dotted. Yeah, I put hearts over my eyes sometimes. Yeah, I didn't know. Just so romantic. Yeah, you know, I'm a hopeless romantic. I don't even have my keyboard plugged in, so excuse today's show is like like turning to ship real quick. Speaking of which, what are you eating? Man? That looks like a pilot crap. That's a cliff bar. That's what those look like when they were unwrapped. I would never show you what they look like after they go through as they look so somebody emailed us Allison the beautiful email. Yeah, so happy you're back, she writes, Guys, I've listened to you from the beginning, but never wrote in scary and Greg you drew me in from the beginning, But Ronnie, I have grown to love you just as much, just just a few points to politely ask for a position in the cabinet. So Allison wants a position in the off air head army. She Number one she bought her boyfriend a pair of mac Weldon boxes for Christmas and he loves them, so they go, that's loyal. Uh. Number two I brought I bought your music off iTunes, Ronnie, I love it. Album number three I don't know three number three a quick story when our big show started playing on FM nine in Lancaster, announced it the correct proper way. Um. She added Danielle on Twitter. Just a few minutes later, Greg T followed me and I've looked back and Gregg T you no longer follow me, but I'll forgive you. So maybe it was an oversight, Gregg T that you un followed Ali, Ali Lou. If you could go on Twitter right now and at a l l y, it was not an oversight, I'll tell you what there was. There was a time where I thought it was really neat to follow along with a lot of the audience members that follow and the Elvis Dury Morgen Shrail times past. But the problem is is that you don't know who's behind the profiles. A lot of times it could be little kids. And as I get older, I don't need any trouble with let's say, you know, accidentally following some toddler or somebody that's underage. I don't need the trouble. I'm trying to protect myself. Uh, you know. And and there's a lot of things that are going on in social media today that you don't want to dabble in that you don't want, you don't want your door to your building. And it's Chris Hansen. So because because it's not me, it's it's because I don't trust what's really going on in the world. Just one person. I'm unfollowing as many people as I possibly can, just to protect myself in the future. And that's and I think that's what everybody in media needs to do. I think there's a very limited amount of people that you're gonna want to, you know, follow and and make sure that your Twitter is we need prof you need prof over anyway. She goes on to say I love you guys on the big show and listen most days. But I make sure I never miss an off airshow. Scary, don't you dare leave? Okay, and she says, but she says, my snapchats are amazing, by the way, thank you. All right, So she wants to be a secretary in our cabinet, much loved Alice and j I think we should give her more than a secretary, do you think? Well, listen, that's the thing. So, so the big secret reveal is that on episode one hundred, we're going to officially announce the entire cabinet. On episode one, celebrate with all of them. Yes, we're gonna we're gonna reveal, and we're gonna call each person one by one and we're gonna get them on the phone. But won't that be episode one on one? No? Episode one? But where we did too? Okay, go back to what you were saying, Greg, t o are there not ninety four episodes in this alright? So I pulled up the off air show right here on I heard all right, So I'm pulled it up and I have here in front of me. Here's episode ninety there. Then we have episode one, then we have episode ninety three. We have two which episodes, which means the old ninety four needs to be episode ninety two in order to go to chronicle. But there are still four episodes, and we've we've now corrected the problem here with the episodes today's episode. So yeah, so up until the other ninety four, you have to correct and make it a ninety two. So we don't owe them a podcast. No, we don't owe them a podcast. No, there's not one too many either. Come on, give me give me something, well, for give me some melody. Behind the soap opera, behind the mislabeling shows, podcasts one, here me something. Yeah, go ball freak. Come on, this is like the Godfather music. It's the theme to the end of The Incredible Hulk. Yes, David Banner, you will like me when I'm angry, you know, when he's at the end of every episode, when he's like it got the backpack on and he's looking for his next Hulk adventure and he starts to walk into another town. Yeah, oh my god, I would have never gotten that. It sounds so familiar to me, like a tune is very familiar. But I would never pick that out. So there you go. So scary. You need to go over here to December. I need to relabel that one episode two is it? Then your day gonna be made. Then you'll be fine because the first step, yeah, then it's then nine episode first. He just can't go on. But do make sad you are obsessed. Compo makes no sense. Do you count the tiles in the bathroom? I do? I take it a dump? I do you have to when you're walking on the sidewalk? Do you have to walk in between the cracks and not step on the middle? Listen, it's easy to be unprofessional if you want to be everything. Here's the thing, here's the thing. You know what you speaking of movies? Did you ever see the great movie called Bull Durham? Of course, and and and and it stars what's his name? And Tim Robbins and Tim Robbins right the way right and Tim Robbins. Tim Robbins is a nukeluch Right, he's a minor league prospect that's gonna go to the show eventually one day. Right, we don't know when he's going on the show, but he's gonna go to the show. Right. And they bring in Kevin Costner's UH character, which is what's what's the party? Plays Davis Crash Davis right exactly, And he is supposed to mold He's supposed to mold Neluch into being a professional. Right, So all of a sudden he sees he sees in the locker room and he sees smacked up and flip flop and he goes, what is this And then he goes, it's fungus, And then he goes, listen, he goes in the minor leagues, he goes, this just means that you're dirty. He goes, But if you're a professional, then you can call it fashion and you can wear and you can wear you know, crap on your on, your on, your flip flops forever. So what I'm trying to say is this, if you want to be the off air show and you want to leave your episode ninety four as the same as ninety four and have two episodes ninety four, it's fine, but people are gonna think that you are unprofessional. You want to be Elvis Duran and making ninety four two episodes. They'll think that you're creative and that you're artistic. So you're saying we haven't made it yet. In the right that's what I'm saying I've ever heard. I'm saying if you want to be if you want to be looked at like a professional, then act like a professional. But you know one's gonna take you seriously if you are off air show and you're listening to the episodes as and you're not taking care of it. Can you compare this situation to I don't know, I don't know about pretty in pink? What about a major league too, hayes, he steals home? No, never mind, All right, well, all right, listen, we got a lot to get to and we have no Yeah, you don't need a sheet because the show is almost over. Play your incredible Hulk while we played the Beastie. Guys, this is sure shine rolling. That's what I'm saying. It's all fair shots. And you don't stop because you can't, and you don't stop when you can't, you don't stop guarantee like thing I do was likely don't see it's taken off the fellow. They come see me distantly, hands stop and the penny holding stop. I wasn't the wady going to said the boards. It is the man in Qualifiio. You mean you don't like coming dang to hold the money on my phone, and I thought, my man turn when I got man hits like I was rocking Caro, you can and you don't stop because you carried you and you don't stop you and you're don't stop and he kiss it must the intros to pass it every day because shooting gets them trash. Like when I get my snacks in one of my phone, I come to tell my God because I'm stocking the s B I don't. I said that that's a lot because he got the ship. I got a hol in my head and I don't want to bas got to take my bums. I think to do just things and takes things, takes and things A laugh said back, I got caught. I'm black with berry berry all round the way the bo and then I'm going, I'm like, what donty, I'm Jepsen. Listen time one time, stop, don't stop. Now you're talking pretty great pick today. Thank you. That's from uh oh you picked that. That's from ill communication. One of the boys from Brooklyn. You know, yeah, yeah, you're one of us. What street did you grow up? Come on Brooklyn? St alright? Why I grew up on us? On eighties six Street by Vegas Times. That is a thing that's right, is a thing that's right over to the see the Christmas lights and what do you mean? Oh yeah, that's rights over the song. By the way, it was popular when we were in college. We were we were spinning, we were programming the college radio station wb CR. That was that's not something you want to advertise. I don't think I know, but that was when you peaked? Is that when knowledge? It's a really big deals going on here. I think, did you already talk about Lula Lemon? Lauren finally shut up? A Twitter? Big deal? Ding ding ding ding ding. Congratulations, she's no longer an egg. It's a big deal. She has a picture. Yeah, look, and she's pretty cute. Yeah no, no, but you look. Did you see our own hatchetm all? I tweeted at you last night? You didn't see it? So why what do you Why do you say something to Yeah? Because the kid say, I operate under my own rules and jurisdiction. I don't. I don't just you know, you snap your fingers and I don't jump, bro, But I'm not expected to jump. But I mean, at least, you know, pay attention. At least bend over. What do you mean? It did not a lot of the off air heads, they all responded to her. One of them said, oh my god, if Bulford you don't want to do that, He's like, I'm gonna jump out there. I'm gonna take her on a date myself. Go for it. I still don't have any way to get in touch with her. I'm not gonna like reach out on Twitter. What kind of like b s is that? What are you talking about? You should jump on and say something to Lulu Leavon. Lord said, you want a relationship with her? What I've talked to her on the phone. I'm like, it's kind of like taking a step backwards. I gotta talk to her on Twitter now instead. Well, listen, if you're gonna take her out, you should really at least they not what I'm almost, Havern. We was almost. It's most Southwest grill and I'm gonna say that one give me the gift cards? How much you need? Fifty bucks? You gotta come with We're all going together. That the plan all right, after we go to car Luccios when we forgot about started about car Luccio's I'm gonna get really freaking piste off. What happened? That's some Italian music. Give me some Italian musication. If we're gonna go to car Luccio's, I'm gonna really I need music. Oh my god. You know times I've invited you guys. That's right, car Luccio's coming too, to bringing the other guys that make you want to spout. You know what, listen, don't make fun. They asked about you guys all the time, the guy and the guy that's right, keep it up. They asked about you guys all the time. You listen. This place is a one of a kind. During Carlo chills, expect that they've got sandwiches. They've got over three sandwiches. They've got it written up on the ceiling. But megas go everywhere. You gotta did those guys say fund the vacation got away from us. We will make we will make it up to you. You're talking about that since July vacation. As soon as I get off my diet. Yeah, you got about thirty five days. Now. You can't even go for days. Thirty five days. You can't eat any what can't you just eat the meat? No? The third time around? Shut up, Dick, oh, I'm using forty days, went to a treadmill, went back on my doctor fallows. By the way, I'll have you know that it's eighty percent nutrition and twenty percent looking out. So how you gonna fill that since you don't work well, I'd rather do the eighty percent nutrition because my adds just stacked in my favorite if it would just get a trainer and work out. Do you know I'm gonna tell you know what. I'm gonna blast, right, I'm gonna put you on what do they say I'll put you I'll put you on blast right now, I'll put you up blast. Here's how what's gonna happen. So Scary lives on the twenty six floor in this building, right yeah, there's only one more floor. The address up about the seventh floor, and I'm not gonna get that to him is a full gym. He only has to call two flights. And Scared's been living there for how long? Over seven years? He's used the gym three times. That's great, three times? Comedy. The jam is right above me. Shut up, listen to me. I've done this before. I lost thirty eight pounds and forty three days the first time hold on. I want everyone to check out my guy, Dr Familis d R. Listen, it's a new year, new you. He's gonna I'm gonna actually have him doing a commercial, right and we're gonna have him on this podcast. John, Let's get physical. None if nothing else, we're gonna have him on this podcast, John, and I'm gonna get it. He is by eighties six Street, by the Vegas Niner, but he really is. He's right there was when you're a Dr Enrico Fedico personation before you know what, I I use the guy one time, one time, and I'll tell you bad mouth. I'm not gonna bad mouth. It works if about a boy like that. But the thing is not sponsored, by the way, not just as much if you go to the gym and you work out a little bit and here and that's the one here, by the way, that's why we're gonna have him on the podcast. You are not gonna get off. You're not gonna get a ripped ab set anyway. You're not gonna get that. You're well to your forties. You're not getting that. It's beyond talent. You're not happy. You're not you're not you're not the Bachelor on ABC's not going to You can't get abs anymore. You can't get abs. Okay, you gotta be happy in your own skin. Listen to me, let me talk for a second. You gotta work out. It's about listen to me. It's about balancing your hormones and your listen to me. Yes, it is. You balance your hormones and your metabolism and your pH levels. Then you get the toxins out of your body. That's what this is all about. He's gonna give us a pep talk's nothing else. You're gonna pull toxins back in, nothing else. He's gonna educate our off air army and our off air listeners. You're bringing him in when you bring him in, No, he's gonna come in you. And if he's come in, and tell him to go to the Vegas Niner. Get me a cheeseburger deluxe. That's don't want to inst deluxe. You know what I really like. I like the happy waitress. That happy waitress was a grilled cheese sandwich with a tomato on it, and you get the French friend on the side, and they call it a happy waitress. Number one Club, Number one Club on every diner menu in America is turkey. Let us to it's a turkey BLT turkey, and it's usually sliced bread. It's like three layers of bread and it's got three layers of turkey. And you can't touch that ship right now now I cannot so, as I was saying, what to Carluccio's for another thirty five days, proteins, vegetables and fruit, I can do no oils, no no fat, and no sugar and no alcohol except two glasses of wine uht days. Yes, and but I can have two glasses of wine a day. I cannot have any Yes, I can. You can have four ounces of a glass of wine, four ounces g wine, not even red red wines on there now it is yeah, he had there's new foods on the men. You can have watermelon too, by the way, things you watermelons. But in all honesty, no, seriously, guys, I could do steak, I could do lobster, I could do shrimp, I could do chicken. I could do all this stuff. They don't have this at Carluccio's. No make for your friends. But I cannot have cheese and I can't have salami right now. But salami anyway makes your fart. Who eats salami? My kids eats salami, ridiculous. Salami's great, Carluccio, they got to have some good salamis. How could you walk into Caluccios and not eat salamis. How could a good Italian guy eat salami over Supersta? Or you're gonna have salamis. So it's he eats Bologny color. You're not Italian then, of course listen, Ronnie, come on, this is this guy's disgrace you. It's not he's not even he's not even have Italian. You're not even honorary. You know. If you don't, if you don't eat salami in an Italian Delhi, you're not Italian and you're not even honorary. No good Italian eats salami, eats super Sa, nobody's salami, Italian flag card away from him. I'm like, you suck. He eats, he eats like spam, he eats, he eats olive loaf. That's the boxing Bell is done. The High Energy podcast today. It's much better than this. You know why, because you caused the problems ball You're late to the party. You should have been here in half an hour. Ago. You really got everybody angry? What are you talking about that? But the podcast is better because I'm late. No no, no, no no, You've got everybody's he got everybody's. Everybody angry. And now that's why we're arguing with his panties in a bunch. I just want to hanging out with you and Carluccio and you got all the Yeah, watch Wat's take you down. There's so much stuff that we have to cover. I think the biggest thing, well, god, oh, here's here's something that I heard and relates to to Odell Beckham and Victor Cruz and the Giants and New York Giants. Here wait, hold, if you're gonna go there partying in Miami over the weekend after the Redskins game. Yeah, the Giants crushed the Dolphins in I'm sorry, in the Redskins they crushed the red Skins and then they went to Miami to party. If you're gonna go there, can we go to this new segment that I want to call newsworthy stories only? Can you give me newsworthy stories? Ball freaking stories? Come on, give me some good stuff, breaking news, breaking, breaking, breaking, let's put it all together. You're ready the counter three give me, give me uh Newsworthy stories will call this news where these stories go? Swear? Come on, you swear these stories. Give me your give me your drop what he got? I need a couple of more these stories come on. Whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo. Whoa, whoa, whoa need a band, they need a full band. We gotta come back with the tech still over there, althought, you can't just tell me these things and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and woll Free is ready to go, and you got no drops there? Sworthy stories take the word where he got go? Use worthy stories stories. There's the stories, star star your stories knows what the newsworthy story. You guys really just drove this whole entire show off the rust and all. I wanted to say, O'Dell and Victor partying in Miami on snatch at late night. They got so much flak for this, Yes they did. I heard a sports station. I watched a sports station. I'm not even gonna say who they are. They sounded like crotchety, old freaking men. What's it sound like? What do you call the other new sports station? What do you mean? What's it sound like? That be called the ball the sports station? What is it sound what's it sound like? Yeah? Yeah, Hey, it's Ron from Stanford, Connecticut. I wanted to talk about O b J and that uh and Victor Cruz. Victor Cruz your what so what do you think they're going on? What do you think Dannis scary? Right? Well, and then that's what happened that the host of the show went on to like all of them in the be raiding the two guys, and they're like, what do they have to go on social media? Form? Post this? What do they have to like all the off off the field hijs have to pasted on Snapchat? Right? You know what my take is, Hey, assholes, you commentators, you're over you. You have no clue about social media or how people live their life today. You're talking about guys in their twenties at the peak of their career. It's social media. That's how we live our life. We broadcast it and if you don't like it, what's your take on that? On that news Newsworthy story. I hate the Giants, but any you look beyond that, Yeah, come on, I just think that the media is everything's oversaturated, this podcast, for instance, oversaturated. You know everybody, like everybody's gonna make something out of nothing. But don't you think that these commentators were just a little out of touch with with reality? Out of touch by holes. I will tell you my thoughts. My thoughts are you know what these sports guys, these athletes are getting paid so much more money than you could ever even imagine. Their responsibility is to the fans and to the team. They can go out the party down in Miami after the season is over. The whole car rooms at it like you jump ship right after the Redskins game and you fly that to Miami and you hang out on some yachts drinking crystal making millions of dollars. You owe everybody in apology, so you don't might as well have been on the show that I was watching yesterday. I'm don't watch The fans are paying an armored leg to be chasing the seats. You have a responsibility. They do what they do with their time and the season's over. After the game is over, this season are you, by the way, Grete you sound. Nope, you might as well have been on TV with the rest of those idiots. I listen. I gotta tell you, I believe at a certain point, when you're making so much money playing a game, you owe a responsibility to the fans. You know. I'll tell you what. These guys, they have no clue what social media even is. Our listeners, if you're listening to this podcast, your tech savvy, you're actually right in line with somebody who's gonna put something on Instagram or Facebook or Snapchat. You're at a or tweet. No, you have a right to do that. Odell party on motherfucker you two, Victor Cruz Junior Dad on Snapchat. We will agree to disagree. You're right, you know what is right? All right, Let's move on to the next story. Let's move on to the next story because we could agree to disagree. But if you're some of the off air heads, drop us a Twitter or an email at the Unfair Show. Actually does that tell everybody? Tell Greg t why he's out of touch. Let us know what you think. I watched yesterday on TV. One of the other okay, one of the other big news stories is happening right now, uh is making Kelly. So Megan Kelly, we all know was no one really knew who she was until Trump, you know, said whatever he said to her and it became national news story. Well, now, Magan, she was like Taylor Swift and like until Kanye West interrupted her said, remember he didn't wait an example, great examp Kanye West into he actually in Taylor Swift Vietna accepted speech saying, you know, I'm gonna let you finish. But Beyonce was the best music video of all time. I love it, and and that day was the day that Taylor Swift became a superstar. I love it. Later on in the Jersey Shore, no I knew who anybody was until Snooky got punched in the face on the board story again, that was like episode six. You're kind of undermining the talented genius of Taylor Swift by saying the reason she wasn't put on the map talking about my girl Swift talented, and I didn't say the Madan Kelly. She might have become a star later in life, right, but that day was an overnight. And the same thing with Megan Kelly when she got into fight with Donald Trump, publically. So what I'm saying is I believe in the Megan Kelly story is that you know what, She's got great looks, she's very attractive, she's very smart, and she's really talented. But she was nobody's like paying a text to her. All of a sudden, she has taken this stardom that has been thrown on her lap and now she's capitalizing on it and she's she's leaving Fox going over to NBC to make millions of dollars all because Donald Trump, right just saying saying that she owes him like she owes him a big thank you, thank you. That's right, because if not for Donald Trump, Megan Kelly would even have had this NBC. Okay, Now that's where I disagree with you, because I think she has a lot of talent. No I think I say that. But listen, Cream, they say, there's there's a saying Cream rises to the top. So, whether she was discovered by Donald Trump then or she made it on her own, it was eventually gonna happen. It was like she was a swift. She was never gonna be as popular as today until what happened happened to her. And now she's a mega star. I disagree. Oh my god, you cut her hair all new looks at that. To the all fair show, to the all fairheads, give us your thoughts. Donald Trump doing? Did he um jump start Kelly's next level? All right? Good? Next story, next story, there's more holy alright? Think you actually gotta go? Oh my god, I do have to go. But that's a roll. Here's a story. Don't stop. Oh man. If the new devices that everybody seems to be grabbing, the Echo, the Google, the Alexis and now by the way to Alexa, Alexa and the Alexis and now the Aristotle. Can I get some like some Technistotle ticking some technimusic? What does tech music hold on some technic? Here was something I got? I got some craft work for you? Oh wow, they have that in the system. I go for so anyway with always do with devices from Google, the Alexa, and now the Aristotle is new. There's four of mouth there. We play this every day. Has anybody given it a little bit of thought that these devices are recording your conversations in your house and they are then mailing them off to some of these clients, or better yet, to the government and they're listening in on your conversation. Got a text this morning that that a kid just said, hey, Alexa, order me fifty cases of diapers, and then they showed up at the house. I think they're turning on the recording your conversation when you don't even know about it, absolutely when they want to know because they want to go why the people vote for Trump this year? But people lied in all the polls and said that they were not going to vote for Trump, and they did. And I think that some of these devices are now being used to find out what people are saying behind closed doors. But is it for political gain? Is it for is it to sell stuff to us? I'm just using that as an example. It's it's not for political gain. I think it's about just they want to know what are the trends of people, what are they talking about at home? And they want to ease drop in your conversation. They want to try to sell me stuff. That's what I think. That's right, right, That's like the ads on Facebook. It's the same thing. They see what you click on on the opening, the next thing you know it's your sponsored ad. Is like so you agree that to so you agree watching. So you agree, Yeah, I guess I agree exactly what let us know? All right, here's another one you guys. Ready, here's another newsworthy story. Music. No, now, you gotta give me something, you know what I mean? Like some kind of like drug lord music, some like killer music. You get the killers? You get the killers? Are the killers? You do something like that? Or you got some like I need some hardcore like Pablo Escobar music. You got give me some Santana. Get some Santana yea Santanna? Yeah, Stana evil ways. Yeah, that's perfect. You've got to change. Yeah, great, I have a question. You got Netflix idea? You did? You don't have any more? I got rid of it for Tony Netflix. You're gonna talk about Narkos right now? Absolutely? I knew you gonna swear to god? What what is narcos? Do you? Guys? I'm telling you right now, I couldn't get into it. Are you why I watched the first episode? I was, Are you kidding me? Yeah? A lot of people say, are You've got to get into narcos? Narcos? Rty stop it, stop it please? All right? So there's a show when you watch Rick and Morty and I'll watch Narkos. You know, why do you want to push these shows? I like Rick and Morty. It's an animating don't swim watch people are watching Rick and Morty. Nobody's watching off air show. If you're watching Rick and Morty, you watch the Avalanche. I gotta give you some credit, though, bald freak behind your back, Yeah, Greg T and I don't blow it. Don't blow a surprise. That episode will reveal to you something that we've been doing behind your back, but do not blow the surprise. I was about to blow it right there. Let's I'm just telling you guys. I want you guys to try to get Netflix and go watch Narco Netflix. It's come on, dude, man, Flix the show Narcos. It is so great Internet it is. It is phenomenal. Narcos is I'm telling you, it's terrific. You're not the only one that feels that way. You got your credit, but I couldn't hear to it. I gotta be hold on last story, last story. And I wasn't rushing you. I was rushing you for you. Remember you would one help me that you would be out of here fifteen minutes. And I gotta be honest, today, I'm so cuffed. It's beyond belief. I'm so cuffed. But anyway, all right, so here's the last story's gonna miss an appoyment of three Down and Draine. Really it's it's I'm not even kidding. Oh yeah, what are you getting your car? Let's move on, less story, less story sea World. Sea World is about to end their orchard shows this weekend. SeaWorld is ending it just like Ringing Brothers stopped, you know, having the elephants. You know, a lot of these, the these animal activists, they you know, they have put so much pressure on some of these Have you seen have you seen the show what was it? Black Thin, Black Black Finn? It was a movie the movie that's it was a film called what was it called? Was in black Dynamite? I could say, no, it was black I mean seriously, this was what this movie. No, this movie singlehandedly killed Sea World because it literally took you behind the scenes of what they do to these poor mammals. And I gotta say I agree with them. Good riddance to the orchest shows. Hold on a second called black Fish. I gotta be honest, it is very disturbing documentary, but it is only one side of the story. Not that I defending what they do. It's called it's called black fish, and it's literally, I mean it literally is putting a bull's eye black fish on your diet on No, but I have whitefish. Blackfish has too much, too many oils in it. Fish has very few oils. It's on Netflix, like Bronzino, Like Bronzino? Is black Fish on Netflix? What what about Bronzino? And isn't that on Netflix? Is Blackfish on Netflix? It is not? I'm sure it is. Yeah, I mean it's been out since two tho up, You've got Netflix. But I'm gonna shut it out. There's a pressure to pressure, the pressure hands. I think it just my stapho. I was on the track you had a spider God, and maybe I should have hit this about two minutes ago. That's the point of the point is is that I don't agree that they should shut these shows, think they should. So you're a heartless bastard as well, Jack, Watch black Fish and get back to me. You tell me, I'll tell you what watch Fish you will You will change your opinion already some Brezina Cheryl will be here tomorrow Sharon knows and you had some homework for her, didn't you. I want to find out if and give us some ideas about guys going on dates the girls. Sorry what ty? Happy man with fis won't bish slash me now? Just flash? May I get some for you for Yeah? You believe your it's just watch me now