The Off Air Show - 'Greg T the Clown tries to Scare People' - Ep.69

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand presents Off Air Show, Steerie Jones and Great Tea, Episode number sixty nine. Boy headed right to one where we're gonna go. Where's the first And I don't see. I don't know if we have any progress. We made any progress, guys. You know what, Later on this week, I'm gonna have the real numbers. But I do believe that we are kicking ass and taking names. Yeah, we are, by the way, great team. What does it sound to the audience? Okay, so fair enough, so you can't see what's going on. Let's just let's just get someone work work out of the way. Uh, you know, hashtag off air heads. Let me let me do the all that stuff, because I think we should start with this. Let me start business out of the wagon. Great Tea is uh indisposed right now. We'll talk about him in a second. Yeah. So you can always follow us at the Affair Show on Gmail, emails at the Offair Show at gmail dot com, and Instagram, Facebook all that stuff, and Twitter at the Offair Show. Thank give your comments. By the way, you know, I noticed that while we were gone, there was love in the air. People were text texting us, tweeting us, over the weekend. Yeah, and we got some email Tumbleweeds. I don't know, no, I think I think it's actually love people miss used and Tumbleweed Connection by Elton John was a great album. What's one of your favorite songs, your tuble Tumbleweed Connection? Yeah? Why don't you just take me to the pilot? All great songs? Scary? I don't have that. Come on, give me something, But you know what's amazing? Are you really? Are you gonna neglect of Elton John and and the classics? Yeah? Come on, and I can Connection is our Hall of Fame album. I can do that because you're stuck sitting sitting on a stool being made up. He's got he's got makeup on his face, dick turning it into a creepy clown. They've got some face. It's not they We have to talk about what's going Why don't you talk about it? But you can't because you can barely move your mouth. I love it all right. So here's the deal. Their heads, you guys, the affair heads here, that's here. How he's struggling to speak right now. He's got a mask on his face. Ballford, give us some Halloween music. Come on bull Freak. What do you got take me there, give us some something creepy in all right, so keep it going bull free and Halloween or come on, here's what's going on, guys. So in studio right now on the Affair show is Matt Shanley of the and you guys can check them out right, Matt Shanley of Wholesale Halloween Costume dot Com. And that's wholesale with a w h not a hole, right like wholesale Wholesale Halloween Costume dot Com. It's pronounced Halloween, not Halloween. But not. Okay, we'll forgive Greg t because he's got He's being made up in the studio right now. We're gonna put a picture of on Instagram with this, so what I'm being made up by Stella Cencil. You might have known her. She's the makeup consultant for Wholesale Halloween Costume dot Com. But she was also on season seven of Face Off, which was on the Sci Fi channel. Stella, can you say hi to are all our off fairheads? Hi? Everyone? She can tell by the voice she's great, looking, gorgeous and uh so she's see it in here and do my makeup today? Now what's the occasion? So why are you getting made up today? On? What is this? Right? And then Halloween is still a couple of weeks away. Well obviously scary and I'm like the walking talking billboard of the All Fair Show. So my face now is the the ad for wholesale Halloween Costume dot com? Oh my god, this is a great honor exactly. I mean they took me and look, let's face it, red ball freak, I look like Shrek am I right? I think you never looked better. Eat It's it's hard to make the guy like me look good. So then they made me look even scary, looks younger? Really yeah, really? How do you do those teeth? Are those prosthetic teeth? Or is that part of the mask. It's part of it, that's part of the late text. Yes, so yes, tell us to prost what's that one? Was it from? What was that from? Stelli? Screw Stella? Is that from? Where? Where is that from? Yes? She should know, doesn't know that she's not paying attention. Tell us So I got a generic procetic here from folloween costume dot Com. And uh, it's a scary clown prosthetic because you know, we're politically correct around here. And it's made out of from latex and I'm glued it to his face. I'm painting it and yeah, so she glues the late text to his face, which acts as a mold, and then she paints on top of the mold, which is amazing. I love this. This is great. Now, um, so while we were here, while we're here doing the off air show, this is what's gonna be going on for the next mets. They're gonna finish me up. We started before we turned the show on, and we're gonna finish in a little bit now here after this, I have to go scare somebody. If we've chosen our very own Danielle Monaro of the Elvis dre in Mornings, We're gonna go scare of the living. But Jesus, the reason why Danielle is because Danielle really hates clowns. She thinks clowns are the freakiest, creepiest things ever. I mean she she literally can't stand in the room with a clown. We we actually tried to bring a happy clown with balloons into the studio one day. You know what, I'll don go very well, I'll call in. We'll do it live like right here on the off air show. You guys are gonna be able to hear me scared Danielle. And then after that we have one of our very own interns here of the Elvis are at morning show, who's also scared of clowns, and we're gonna scare her as well. Perfect. I love this and we have a nice little rainbow wig to go with. Yes, so also so fall free. That's go what I'm in. How's your weekend, dude? It's good. My parents came over. My mom was like a tornado. She filled my refrigerator, she cleaned my kitchen after I cleaned my kitchen, and of course she fed me for the entire weekend. That's nice. That's nice. How about Jenny hookups for a weekend? Bro? No, my parents were around. It's kind of uncomfortable when you bring a girl over in your parents are in your appointment at the same time. That stas man. That's the girl's not thrilled with it. The parents are kind of confused. I mean, you had a three day weekend, man, So I was here yesterday. Man, I'm always working here, you know how I roll? Yeah, you look great. Man, how often do you play with yourself? Dude? What are you talking about? I just I just wondering. I mean, dude, if you're well over for three days, you know, my parents with it. So what you I took the weekend off so you don't touch yourself all your mom's around. Really, I don't know what you do, but it's not my style. But you're saying as a kid, growing up, as a teenager, you never like just playing yourself. Will your mom was in next Well, you know, when you live in a house with a bunch of other people, you gotta find year you probably time I had my own room, So I mean, so one time over the weekend, you couldn't have knocked it out, like while you while you're sitting there, I'm very particular about I went and where. Yeah, I don't just do it just to do it. You're in the bathroom. They're taking a tissue. I can't take it. I can't take you seriously. First of all, the subject matter and the guy is a scary ass clown talking to me about masturbation. Yeah, exactly. This does not go well. This is I guess if anybody's going to talk to me about it. The scary as clown would be. The guys, it's pretty awful. This is disgusting. Let's put the Melton John on subject. Come on, actually, um, how is your weekend? Greg? I'd like to save until after the song of the Day to tell you because my week it was so damn bizarre. The you're not even gonna believe it. I know what happened. Let's talk. We'll talk about it a second. But my brother got now I want to talk about that. How was your weekend? Man? Oh, here comes the wedding bells? Ye? How was that? How do I even his brother got married and I was the best man in the wedding. Scaries brother and sister are now you know, Scars brother and sister are now married. Scari is the third child and not married, the oldest and the singlest is running from marriage as far as he can, as far as he can run. Peter Pan clown complex. You know that kid doesn't want to grow up. But I will say one thing. It was a wonderful event. I got really scared because I had to make the best man speech. You know, I've always been close with my brother, but never really close where it's like, you know, we would hang out on weekends. Have no heart, your heartless. I'm not for seven years of emotion, no passion, seven years like a robot. You really are faster to cut me some slack in your heart? Yeah, he's no love guy. It should be more sentimental love in my heart. There's plenty of love song for empty love, No love, empty heart. What are you talking for? Empty promises? Because you're promising people T shirts something, give us something about let's talk about your When I got up and I and I literally I made a speech the clown and I can't look well freaking I can't look him in the face either. I can't do it. I can't do it. No, but you are creepy? Would you just export of cloud scare? No? Why, God, dude, you are you are? You are not have sex with the clown? Bringing out? Is there is there like some kind of noxious methane gas in what you're put on. That's when I'm farting his own traffic. Definitely, there's definitely something in there that's making him high. So he's so disgusting today. Some alcoholmes in there? That is that? What it is? You're high on something? Man? You know, we love to talk backwards here on the All Fair Show. So all off airheads, if somebody farts in your office and you're listening to us right now, we call that a traff so that you can just you can just say, oh God, who traffed, dude, And you could say limbs, which is smells backwards, so you can say that traffic really limbs this guy. We have to take a picture of this for the This is going right up on Instagram, you know, because people in fact don't sure. If you're listening to this podcast right now, hit the pause button, go to Instagram to see the picture first, and then continue the podcast with this vision. That's a good point because you have to put them in and where we are right now, you have to. There's no way to paint this picture. So Pennywise, I love Pennywise. Pennywise, come on, dude, but I do have this song that I wanted to play. This is something about what about your empty heart? What was your speech? My speech was give us the speech just talked. My brother was my brother, give me some cocktail music, but my job. My brother was a lot growing up. My brother was quiet. He was in his room all the time. He played in his room, speed metal. He played speed metal and death metal all day, all night. He didn't care about pop culture. He was anti establishment. I was the pop culture guy. He hated everything that I was and represented. That's really funny, and I was laughing, they're dying in there. And that wasn't One day he met this beautiful woman, Sarah, and I liked to Sarah and I said, Sarah, I just want to say thank you for saving my brother. You domesticate him, You've turned him around. Give us, Sarah, my brother mine Joe Perry. Sarah, he doesn't have any underwear with ship stains in him anymore, said Sarah by starship. So I'm sorry. So anyway, so what happened? Long story short? I told no, no, no. Then I said, look, all of a sudden, my brother started coming to me for like restaurant like hookups and like saying like like you're you're a foodie. You're a foodie. I want to you know, I want you to tell me. He started. He started telling me that where they get the best Italian bread and cupcakes. And I said, Stephen, why, said Sarah, what have you done to him? And everyone went crazy because obviously they did a good thing. Because he turned from a nerdy computer hacker stuck in a bedroom to like a human man, a real man, a real man like you. Everyone loved that because she colored his life. Did you get polite Dolph clap applause or did you get like holler? I got no, no, I got really good lad and I got pretty? You got some laughs? Where was the job type of last not one, Joe. It was a lot funnier when it was you had to be there, but we weren't there. You should have been there in your clown makers. What was their song that they danced to? It was some It was a jazz song, like the thirties. They had a band, a jazz song. That was the only thing. I thought, here he wants the hits, you know, scary to you can't stand that jazz. I think the best song of the wedding. Every wedding should always have. Do you remember first Night? That's the that's the song, that's We're gonna get great story and just a little bit Yeah, I love Before I wanted to play some violent fatis thank you. This song was like, what is it like? Thirties? Four years old? Yourself scary wanted to play it scary, scary. I told you to play the damp so tonight this is the clown snow man. I'm walking. I stripped my stop. Man, I'm so strong, it kind. I just might stop to check you wound. Let me go on, Black Guy Glister in the Sun. Let me go on, Big Hands. I know you're the one. Body and beats. I stay in my sheets. I don't even know why my girl friends he's that. Yes, it's starting to cry. Let me go on, Black Guy Glister and the Sun. Let me go on, Big Hands. I know you're the one. Yeah, violent familys plus during the sun fair show. Well, what's a matter of what great? So abruptly we always do. We want to pay for a minute. People are here, exactly, It's like a two minute song plus. People are here for people here for the content. They don't care about the freaking music. We make sure you guys always know the number. You can always reach us at one two f two zero one hundred. We will tweet about when we are gonna go live and you can be a part of the off air show. Reach us. Reach out to us at the Afair Show at gmail dot com. You said, right, what's your story? Alright? So over the weekend, man, you have any like um you are hospital music when you got there, you have to it's so bizarre. How don't the bizarre music music? You give you some bizarre I gave you the bizarro world music. Hospital music. You gotta give you some bizarre on music? How do keeps playing? All? Right? So here's what happens music. So my brother in law write, brother in law Joe, He's gonna come over and celebrate my daughter Elli's birthday. She's turned seven. And yeah, so we're gonna have a little party at the house, you know. And uh, it's raining out, so you can't go pumpkin picking or apple picking. So my wife Trish, she decides, hey, listen, why don't we go to a trampoline fund zone. So we decided to go to this place. Right, it's so much fun. We go to this place and you know, you have to sign your life away. They make a sign a document that says, like, you know, if your kid gets hurt, you can't sue us. Right, So we all signed the document and the kid goes and Jada and l and my two daughters go running in to go play. Right, Me and my brother in law sit down on the bleachers and I go, listen. Could be worse. At least we have a football, right, So we're watching We're gonna start watching football games. And all of a sudden, Joe goes, no man, look and I look and Jada is on the ground holding her ankle. So she jumped from a trampoline, no life, five times, rolled her ankle over and fractured her growth plate in her left ankle. Unbelievable, right, if I pick her up and and it's it's really the worst. Like, honestly, one of the worst parts about being being a parent is when you realize, like your kid is really hurts, Like and now I can't cry because I have the sun makeup with all the story, he'd have no feeling about it at all, But you are heartless. I don't know what it's dropped My daughter one and a half, and I took her to see Uncle Scary and I had to go to the bathroom, so I says, I said, Uncle Scary, can you please hold her like on the couch? Kids? You know what, haven't I heard her yell? He dropped her on the floor. It was it was it wasn't a far drop on the couch her fall with my steel boot. Apologize, Oh he did? Yeah, alright. So Jada is sitting there looking at me like Dad helped me, you know, And there's nothing I can do with Dad like, I'm like, I see the ankles broken. There's just nothing I can do, you know. I picked her up. I go, Trish, let's go. We go to Robert Wood Johnson Hospital. We get X ray. It turns out, you know, it's a fracture the whole thing. To put her in the cast. Okay, great. So then as we're leaving the hospital, about an hour and a half later, we're leaving the hospital, my brother in law calls me and he goes, hey, listen, Um, you might want to come out. Come over to the place to Ella, my other daughter, Ella. She stayed to play with her cousins and he was watching her and he goes, Um, you gotta check out Ella's ankle. She can't put any pressure on her foot. What happened? Sorry, I got man, I go, Joe, don't mess with me. Man, that's that's so rude to do that. I swear to you, man, you gotta come see it. I go to see Ella. Right, we drive over to see her, she's at a pizza place that's nearby, and I go, can I go, Hell? Can you turn? Can Daddy look at your ankle? She starts crying. I look at her ankle. It's the size of a balloon. She broke her right ankle. So Jada's got the left one broken. I can't believe this. We have to go back to the hospital. We go back to Robert Wood Johnson Hospital. We walk in. Security looks at It's like what just happened? And she's like no. Trisch goes no, this is my other daughter. And we walk in and the X ray Ella, and sure enough, Ella's at the same as. I think she landed on her foot doing a split in the air off on these trampolines and rolled her foot and broke her growth. I think she was just jealous and she wanted attention for her this within the span of two hours, they both broke their opposite ankles. Right now, they are both at home right now, and they are sitting there on a couch with their legs elevated, watching some Disney shows. There are some advantages, right, did you get too? For one? On the on the surgeries On on Thursday, they got to go to the pediatrician foot doctor, and you see how bad everything is because swelling has to go down. You don't get a discount, like if you like, you get two muffles changed. It is the hardest thing in the world for a nine year old and a seven year old. They are they're upset, they're crying that they're miserable. You know, they don't you know, they don't like this. They can't move around. It is horrible. So my advice to every parrot is keep your kids away from any trampoline fund zone ever because it's it's trampoline and you had to sign. There's no suing. Yeah, no, no, no, there's no suing. They are like a day that both of my daughters, both my daughters, on the same day, same day, within two hours of each other, broke their their opposite ankles. Is that ridiculous and both on trampoline. Don't you think you deserve some sort of reparations? Like what anything do you know if I have a business and two of my patron's daughter's ankles break, I'm gonna give you a coupon or something. Don't go back, you crazy, Maybe your wife wants to ridiculous, So now now Trish is sleeping in my daughter's room with Ella, and I'm sleeping in the other room with Jada because either both of them can't be alone because if they roll off the bed or something like that. You know, because they're you know, they're they're they're in a cast. Could you imagine what this is like for you right now? How long is it gonna take for them? Thursday we'll find out Thursday, So Thursday will give you an update on how long these kids are gonna be, you know, in cast. But you know, but here's the worst part. So so obviously soccer is out for she's out, dance is out. They both go, They both dancers, They both can't day. Their careers are over. Halloween trick or treating. God, forget about that. Walking with their incorporate the cast into the into the costumes, walking with their with their with their class at the Halloween paraded school. That's not going to happen, big, bigger than all that. October you get a wheelchair bill for two October two. They had to be October twenty two. They're both the flower girls and my cousin's wedding. There's got to be a way around this. No, no more. Flower girls can't walk on they can that they have casts like crutches. We gotta figure something out. If one of them broke the left and alone broke the right, they could have opposite crutches and they could That looks so cute and then they could like kind of use each other to get down the aisle. All right, well that's not we're trying to help your defeat. That was my weekend. Are we gonna that phone call? I think it's time, all right. I do think it's time to let me, let me Stella. Is it time to do? List to move on? Let's do all right? Just like I'm kind of I have it going on right now in the background, have the exercist okay on his wig? Now it's complete. This is creepy. I remember guys, Matt Shanley of Wholesale Halloween Costume dot Com, which means anybody could shop there again, who Sale Halloween Costume dot Com. Matt Shanley brought up Stella Senel to do this makeup, and we're taking pictures. There is snapchatting and everything. We're gonna put this up at the Aufair Show. We're gonna get that on Instagram and on Twitter, and I am now going to go I'm gonna dial into the hotline to do that right now. Oh, you got a whole costume going on here. Look at this um and we're gonna go scare Daniel Monaro and somebody else. Okay, this is gonna h somebody else, somebody else and whoever you encounter leading up to the smock. Okay, he's got a black Okay, MAT's gonna put on the He's got a black and black and white polka dot and half polka dot half striped smock. He's putting it on now. Now he really looks like a creepy clown with a rainbow hair. You should see him without the makeup. And this is perfect for coming out there. I like the rainbow. What I said right with the wig is data appropriate. Okay, Yeah, I wish I could be there to see a reaction. I'm stuck in here with Scary Jones, the robot. You're like that, you know, it's more frightening being in here with me. I am now going to call you on our hotline. Do that right now? All right, hold on, hold on, hold on. I gonna find it worth the number, you know, it's the Exorcist. Music kind of gets like little Jazzy in the middle here scary. Yeah, I know, it's not as frightening in the middle of I'm calling the hot line. Okay, here you are. You're on the hotline. Now, Okay you perfect? Yes, I say, I hear you. Take all right, let's do it. We're scared. You're living Jesus. You have to change the music. I think out of Danielle get like dark shadows. Nothing. We don't need, have nothing, you don't want anything. She just want to hear the impact. Right, we're here to embrace myself. Uh, this is so freaking cool. A worst world. Well that failed? What happened? Oh my god, that's really good. Makeup was very cool. Danielle's so sucks man? That was that all about? That's like every bit you've ever done on the radio twenty years. He wasn't scared. She was scared off. She didn't give a ship. What the hell happened? I spent all this time? Now you spent an hour. You spent an hour getting your makeup down to scare the hell out of her? What about the someone else not s old? I'm nuts here? How was it going? Brother, what's the hell is wrong? How can people know who I am? That's pretty awful to you. This is, by the way, this is no insult to the job that they do, not at all. I mean they did a wonderful job. Why do you see these pictures? Um? I think it's just shade yourself. One? Two three? How are you? You're not scared? How do you know who I was? Well? You still sound like your voice something? Yeah? Tell him? Hold on? What is that? What is that? What a ghost like? Jump? Can you hugs? He's a sad clown's hugs. You gotta be scared of it. No, not scared of you and just looks like you've been hurt before. They feel sorry for him. This is this is terrible. Hold on, hold on, we're gonna find somebody. You got you got this? We go trying to scare a kid, maybe a kid. I'm talking to Drake our Okay, we're just scared the inn? Three? Yeah, somebody? Oh yeah, alright, got somebody? Hold on? Are you scared? Sh yes? All right? He got the intern, he got the intern. The interns they walk around here scared. You have to talk about poop in the pants. You got one to bring it down. We got a crapper, Thank you, Danyell. Want to take cars for now, You're gonna do that, all right. So we're gonna sign off the other day at the clownhouse, it's been awesome. A circus that was a semi semi productive to semi and sort of work. He looks bad with this, ye he does. You'll see the pictures on Instagram at the offair show. We'll see you tomorrow. Thanks for hanging out with us. I think Sharon joining us tomorrow. It's wonderful see my clowns by. 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