The Off Air Show - 'Greg T and His Tattoo Obsession' - Ep.90

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Speaker 1: What are you warming up over there? What are you doing? Great tea? What are you doing, David? I'm trying to kill two birds in one stone. You know this is a radio audio podcast, right, not a video. I know, but I really have to get from shaving. Guy. We've got something to do tonight. What's going on? Guys? Guys? You know we're recording right. It's a guy show man. This is what guys do. Wall threeks playing with himself and I'm on the shaver. I mean it is what is it? The guy show man? Is it the three ship shower shave? Those are the three ses. But we don't have to do that before our podcast. We can't be seen right now. That's what all the guys do. It is what it is. This isn't a show for the girls. It's a show for the guys. Know, this is a show for the girls if they want to listen and eaves drop in on what guys are doing. What's an eavesdrop? I'm listening to my I'm my beyond electrical shaver. You mean eaves drop. It's eavesdrop, not eavesdrop. You said eavesdrop. That's the difference, you know what I meant? The show is for women. Whenever you want to start to show what this Elvis Durrand presents? What is that off air show? Steery Jones, Greg tea episode ninety, I feel like I'm dealing with a bunch of first creators today. Every three seconds, you're like enamored by something else. I'm dying. Bald freak is eating oatmeal. What are you eating? Yeah, little maple raisin oatmeal. Gret Tea shaving and looking into a mirror. I feel like I'm the only one focused on the show today. Well that's a change. That's a change, right, Greg. Yeah, really, it's the only one focused on this show. But it's a welcome change, isn't it. Well, we're trying to go worst to first, what's worse? Ten episodes until we get there. You changed it. You did not say you're gonna worse the first and a hundred. You said now that you wanted to go worst. No, you wanted to go onto iTunes in a hundred is what you want to get at least, well, at least get us on iTunes by episode one hundred, right, exactly, Yeah, that would be great. You can always email us at the off Fair Show at gmail dot com and h look a hatch them all? Oh my god, a Hatchell. Come here, Andrew best assistant Andrew just arrived. Hello, what is this for me? Fair show man? Oh? Hi, Hi everybody. Hi. Jacalobe to you, Jack Globe, Jack Globe, he's got a vibrating dildo. You gotta know what to say. So I agree you, Jacklobe. So I had asked you if you can get your hands on the hatch them all, it's like the one of the hottest toys this year. The focus. I have to I have to give you some money. Have to talk about this a fair It gives you some money for this first at I just did a back lli deal with it. I just was handed a garbage bag full of hatch mollsy Sandy Claus, Santa Claus dropped me a hatch them all. He said, give Scary Jones this egg. Yes, do you understand these things are going for the cabbage? How does the hatch themill work? Real quick? It's basically just a furby and an egg. Okay, yeah, it's this year's I love this. It's just a furby and then it cracks out of the egg. But then once it cracks out of the egg good egg came in doesn't mean anything. Every year there's a toy that everybody wants to get their hands on. This year just happens to be the hat. This thing I could put there's any right now for five He said, you wanted it for your nephew. That's where I was. I will find him. I just want to say, thank you so much. Problem, here's my hatch. You said you don't know what you said. You got a black garbage bag full of them. Where's my hatchel? I had to give them out to all the dad's dad when he asked me five year old, shut up, dick. My five year old nephew Lucas is gonna love this, Thank you so much. No problem. My four year old nephew Anthony's gonna cry because he has no hatch movie? What about? No one cares. No one cares well. They're asking Santa Claus for their so hopefully Santa can bring you. Think he's going to drop a hatch them all on him? I don't know. I mean usually when the kids ask Santa, Santa usually brings them stuff because he doesn't disappoint you don't the last one. That's what happened. So so when moms and dads sit down with their kids to go over their Santal list, then they say, oh, why don't you add this here Santal list? Because you know Santa will never disappoint, you know, little boys or girls a home? Okay, well, thank thank you for having me on. How do you think of bye on this jacklobe? So it's like ola, he works both ways. How do you say goodbye backwards? She sat, bra Well, we have backwards language. You should in one day. She's just like you're looking at us like some stupid young are young. That's a guy. That's right exactly. But what it is goodbye backwards? We have to figure that out. We don't really know goodbye back to use the words a duke? Do you have? Do you have any ear? Duff coming Tomorrow's got a dupe? Douf have? We do have? Do coming? Is free? It's a big one. So we have your dude? Who do you have coming tomorrow? A bagel place in Hoboken? Okay, beautiful, everybody, right, thank you very much. We have a show to do. Let's stay doing much Before he walked in and we were just hanging out, you were fucking shaving let's stay focused. I talked, it's a guy show. It's what happens man. So how was your weekend? If it was a girls show that be shaving their legs, how were we talking about all guys things? This is not where. This is not a show for the girls. That's a guy show. Open up that hatchball, bro let's play with it. Let's not do that. It's for my nephew. It's not open until Christie's not going to know. What did you guys do this weekend? How was your bald freak? How was your weekend? It was all right? You know? Yeah? Yeah? Which do my family came over? Was my sister's birthday? Did your place a little song about your family? We put we know, I eat my opal. You have a tune and I'll eat my own. We are family here and like you know, you could play something for us. We are family. That's right in the demo. We are family. I got all my sisters and all my sisters and me. Another family song is gonna be something else about family fair by Mary Jo. Come on, how about what else did you do with your family? You get along in your whole family? Yeah you do? Like yeah, that's very nice. Your's your whole family. I mean I get along with my my family currently, I just don't talk to my my biological you know, prick. Yeah, we've we've talked about Alicia Keys song called Blended Family. I can't listand any of that. My little four year on nephew helped me decorate my Christmas tree, very nice white Christmas tree. I have to put up a I do a Christmas village. It's uh, it's um snow village by Department fifty six. Yeah you know that one. No really, oh my, it's the size of this freaking table. It's stopped by Gregg Tea's house the other day, and I did I did see this project in action. It was awesome. Actually, department right, it looked like a wood shop project gone wrong. You do a real tree or a fake tree. We used to do a real tree, but then what happens is you got kids and then he's sap everywhere and kids want to touch the freaking tree, right, so it's all over your fingers, So you don't want to do that. So a fake tree, it is? What is? I love a real tree. I love like, you know, shaving it and everything. But yeah, you got you got a carve the tree. You know, a carved the tree. What is that a pumpkin? It's a tree bro anyway, So well, I got a fake tree because my my real trees always remember scary. They would fall down every year. I get a real tree every year and it would fall down, like from in my My entire twenties was trees that would fall down. And I gets a fake tree and that one's that's that one's staying up brown tree. It's like two. So they do even decorate in your apartment. What do you do? When we were roommates, I brought him to a Christmas tree farm. He spirit spirit ball freak day, actually cut down. They cut down the tree in front of us. We dragged it, we put it on the roof, We brought it into the house. And then by New Year's Day, the bristles were falling all over the place. There was maple sap all over. All those ornaments I put you ornaments and everything, I still have them. You're kidding me. I have all the ornaments and all the lights. They're in a red, they're in red and green. To put up a freaking tree because I don't want to deal with the the mess that it leaves you and Robin can go out to a Christmas tree farm. Don't get it? Bring it in? Why maple syrup everywhere? Why don't you get a fake way? I just I don't want to fake tree either. Am I gonna put it? I'll tell you what I had kissed that. You know, Paul Freak, maybe you can relate. You know, when we work here, when we work here right up until Friday, the moment we get the hell out of here, that's the last of it. You know, I don't want to talk about work. I don't want to be greg t you know what I mean. I got my own life going on. You want to call me and talk about like what you're doing this weekend? You want to catch up with me on the phone as boys wonderful. But Scary doesn't do that. Scary will call me and he has like an agenda in his mind. He'll he'll start, I'll be like hey, yeah, me and will asked, by the way, listen, work of the minute? What's going on there? I understand? You know, I'm all congested. We're gonna make thirty minutes. He won't even let me finish right, set my thing I'm trying to tell I noticed your boys too, but I was respectful and it was gonna let you finish your story, so I wanted to use even more breath. Go. Yeah, that's right. Stop it all congested, Stay away from me. I'm kind of fighting my own ship over here. What is going on many holiday season? Stop it enough, that's disgusting. Stop it quality content? Right listening to this vomiting in their car right now? All right, listen. All I'm saying is that you don't call my house when you when you don't want to talk about work, you always just call me a house about work. So you call me when I'm watching the football games on a Sunday after we know we've all had a long weekend, and then all of a sudden you start demanding that I started to learn this stupid song and we have to perform tonight. We're playing Christmas in Hollis for a bunch of people tonight, and we there's not gonna be any guide, there's not gonna be any vocal backing. We're not gonna to have a big teleprompter with the lyrics in front of us. I was told the lyrics will be on a little copy stand in front of us. But don't you want to memorize this ship? No? I don't. I don't care. I want to. I want to wrap, so I think we should. It's only fair that in a little while you and I rehearse our song right here on the podcast. I don't care enough. Did you learn those lyrics? I don't care. Eno, I'm gonna show you how hard it is when you just because I don't. I'm gonna drop the track that we're playing too. There's no vocals on it. You're live without a net. I'm gonna show you how hard it is to do this if you don't rehearse. All right, So I called you for that root. What's the root of your lack of concern here? Why don't you care? It's not that I don't care and I don't care. This is the wrong time. I have so many other things going on right now. I don't need something else when the right time for you? But why do we need something else on top of everything else that's going on? Why? Ask Elvis Duran This is his holiday pageant. That's why I'm all about it. I can't wait to get there and be a part of you. Seem like, you're very excited. I am very excited to save it for the occasion, but you this was your idea, absolutely, rans know. The way I heard it was that it was just your idea. Who did you hear that from from the from the mouth of the South and everywhere else? Would Jimmy the heart the mouth of the South? What else we talking about today? What else we did? All right? My idea? I just want to let your ideas going on an island and sipping a peanut colada and getting out of here for the next two weeks colada. Listen. The beginning Seria mentioned that we're trying to go worst the first and now we're really trying to get onto iTunes episodes. Yeah, yeah, I think we might get there. Yeah, we're on iTunes and the first shortly after the goals, Yeah, shortly after the beginning of the year. Oh, I'm gonna tell you guy, what's his name, c Christianison, the president of podcasts. Yeah, he told me that all these metrics on which we've been measuring the podcast numbers by the ratings are all garbage. He says that he's going to explain to us after the beginning of the year about podcasts and how they work and ratings for podcasts. It's residently. We're not as low in the ratings as you might think. What are we high in the eatings as we might think? Well maybe maybe not that either. Who knows? It's a hot show man. When you go to our Twitter, when you go to the off air Show on Twitter and you see all the people jumping on and how they're all talking about it, it's become another avenue of social media. The off air Show really has become that it really is. You know, from now when I started thinking about it. You know how you'll know if you're really an off airhead. How you'll say the code word jacklobe jackalope. So you'll know. You'll know if I say jacklobe, then you know I'm an off airhead. If you say jack globe, I know you're an off fairhead. You have to know the code word, and the code word is jack lobe. That is the password to being an office. Can I stop you here for a second, isn't it jackalope? Is Jap's jackal jackalo. It's not even a real word that it's right, It's a made up board. It's jackalobe. It's a made upward or just a great t faux pall. No, it's Jackalope. It's but we're not gonna say, we're gonna say Jackalobe. Why do we like, like a your lobe like Jackalobe. So what is the Jackalobe. Well, it's a it's a it's a a beer. It's a pumpkin, was a jack pumpkin, pumpkin, it's a pumpkin. It's a pumpkin, Charlie, it's a jack jacklobe. So that's our password. Our password is Jackalobe. And it's a beer and brown. That's right, Christmas drink and Loan Brow as a sponsor. We need times. They bottles they sell every year. You know, you don't really kind of disgusting me, guys, but just before I came in here, it was just kind of no both aside from him. Yeah, I walked into the stalled. I went to go take a piss of the urinal. Yeah. I don't say it like that, but someone someone left to freaking. I don't know who's his mom. It was a short curly on top you know, of the urinal. How does it get on top? I mean it was like chest hot, I mean on the porcelain by by the flusher to porson by the flusher. How does it get up that hot? That means it's coming from somebody's hand. To look at somebody with black hair on their hands. This thing was shaped, will look like a short and curly, and you're an expert on the subject, you can immediately identify it as being what that is. Absolutely it was. It was course, it looked course and like had briskly. He's telling me not to be disgusting, but it's got discussing somebody's pet. Of all the things this guy could talk about. He goes to the pub. But that's not dissing. That's not disgusting. On alright, And if there was no hand soap and any of the five handsoap dispensers and the sink, which leads me to believe guys are walking around this building today with with like hands that aren't unwashed, there's only one that works and three to don't. It's like it's kind of like a game show anyway, right soap anyway, I just put my hands under the water and I like this, No, no, no, not, what do you mean. I'm not dirty? You're just doing it. Just to entertain the people and in the bathroom stall and I'm not dirty washed his hand. Well, here's a question. If you're gonna go to the trouble of putting your hands under the water, then what in your brain, like where does the synaps like cut off that says no, I'm not gonna get soap and then finish the job. Puts takes a second and lather your hands and you gotta wash it. Often your hands smell like perfume. You don't want that. What do you want that for? Well, this is this is I hard media. We don't have perfume. So but I don't like that. I don't need that. It makes my skin draw. You're going through and you're going through the effort all he does, he's doing it. He's doing it to let make people think he washed his hands. He has it's a visual. I've done it myself, but not like on a regular basis. But I don't sare what is so dirty about your kid that all of a sudden you gotta go wash your hands like feverishly, like you got something. I mean, you touch your kid every day, right, you play with your kid all the day. By the way, he's not talking about children, kid, because that would sound really perverse. You know, you're talking about kids right backwards. He's talking right. So you play with your kid, all y? You do though, to pay with this kid? What you do? You know? How many times you play with your kids your day? Two or three times a day? How many times do you play with the kid? Got on? How many dos ballford you play with the kid once? Maximum? Actually play with the kid once a day? Scary how we guys play with a kid wants, okay to play what it wants? Right, So now you go take it. You're gonna go take a piss, You're gonna go sip and then all of a sudden you're gonna play with the kid and you gotta go wash your hands all feverishly for what feverish enthusiastic about the water and you guys, we almost have to go pretty soon in the locker room exactly. We have we have a tattoo problem coming up that we want to discuss real quick. And we got football picks of the week. But right now we're want to give you some tech nine. This is error body of this song. But me up in the room, like everybody but me, everybody butt me looking like it's all good. But everybody but me, everybody button me, and I really wish it safe. Everybody but me, everybody but me, and you could be just bang me safe everybody, everybody buddy, everybody but me, everybody butt me, everybody butt me safe, everybody everybody j CMO want to raise if you ain't get the memo slipping in the city's you know we put down the demo, didn't go stuff in them in the limo because they say they serve in jaw than jay leno what they see and walk through the doors. Win us hate us mug enough because they're grant us. Send us better, simmer with thinking they want to chinn us better. Remember it ain't nothing but rogue in us stepping out for technica. Just sir, Weather remains everything. Next thing you know, mean that girl won't everything everything when this plane she's saying this much. That's why they'll be waiting in line to kiss my trufe dues. I'm not selfish, but you may lose if help it. Step into this part roommate groove where we're in the opposite of blue Sway Shoes Elvis fight up in the room like everybody buttony. Everybody button me looking like it's soll good. But everybody but me, everybody but me, And I really wish it was saf everybody, buddy, body could just tech. But that's great, good pick. H that was a great pick. Yeah, keep picking the songs, dudes, like, shoot, what are you doing? Going right through my eyebrow? Oh yeah, he put his electric razor up against his eyebrow. What are you doing? I think? Oh? Man, he shoot. I gotta call freaking George now, man, he's gonna fix that for me. He's shaving his eyebrows. He didn't even lose a bet because Georgia Butler. George's dude. George busses my head. George busses my head. Somebody to buzz in your head. You can't do that on your own, dude. I go to All Glory, man, All Glory is the place to be, bro, Dude. They got like these leather seats, like these big leather seats, got a foosball table, and like the only place in the world it's the Guy's place. Yeah, it's got a Harley Davidson in the middle Land. They got something, got hip hop playing in the ground. And then I go see George, And George takes care of my head because like you can do that yourself, you know, George, George got a straight razor. Straight razor like to do in prison, raises your head. Yeah, d out of town. Yes, he does the same way to do it in the insane asylum. Absolutely had that done to me once in my life. Guy cut me up, like to like nobody's business. You go to the guy that, never do it again. If you don't, if you go to somebody doesn't know how to use a straight razor, then you can't. Then you're gonna get cut do Georgie like like he's like the man on it, Like I don't go to anybody else. Buddy him work j George Jacko George, So what's your issue with your wife? Because I know that he's there in the ship in the opposite direction. He does not want to be hearing about your expence. Yeah, you can say that all you want. He appreciates me for moving it on. Here's what we gotta do, you know what, because bull freak doesn't know bulf doesn't know how to move stuff on his Independent Minded podcast drones on for two hours. Here we go, get the bell out here we go. I'm just letting you know. You supposed to be long, right, Oh, here we go? Of course they are. Is that what you guys? That we'll make this for another fifteen minutes. You'll have to you have to leave in seven minutes. I'm doing this for your benefits doing it for me so much. Don't you have to get into the studio do your job. Round one Scary versus Baltrey. Come on out, guys, come on obviously you kind of you kind of like hit me below the belt with the in the whole independent on anything but no reason. But nobody has six minutes before reasons came out, sweet great bald freak, not have six minutes left? I mean supposedly you mean rush to get out of here. I don't see rush. I'm not Russian. Okay, listen until the boss, the big boss comes in and just coming down on you, then you and then till you're going out of Round one. You got to get doctor Dave's pay for the Wan against the ropes. Al right, listen, here's the topic for today, all right now, want all the offair heads to chime in. I really need your help on this. I'm not kidding. So here all fair heads, make sure you drop us an email at the offair show at gmail dot com and also tweet us at the affair show. Here's my dilemma. So anyway, no, no, keep it out saw about that play? Give me something like tattoo music. I need some tattoo music. So for those of you, give me like blink witty to give me something like that. Come on. So for those of you that have tattoos, or for those of you that want tattoos, ball for you've got tattoos, I do have two tattoos too, scary you've got none. I've got three. Okay. So here's what I do. When I walk into the tattoo place, like I feel good man, you know, and I want to put more on my body. I get five or six different tattoos. Gonna want right nice. So all of a sudden, last week, on our way to wear Christmas party, my wife Trish, she drops the bomb on me and she goes listen. She's like, when you said I do, and I said I do, we both keep each other our bodies, So I don't want you to get any more tattoos. That's it. And I said, you gotta be kidding me. You can't just like stop me from getting tattoos, And she says, I can. She says, because your body is my body, and and her body is my body, So that means I have some say as well. So do you guys agree with that? What's your bom? Keep your body have decorations on it, she says, because my wife she doesn't like it. She doesn't want me to get more tattoos. Right, well, I guess give your thoughts. My thought is that if what's good for the goose is good for the gander, Like so she wanted to have like plastic surgery, or she wanted to get a specific hair cut, you can shut that down. You have that authority. I guess that's what she's saying. That we said I do. That means her body is my body. Because if it's like so you don't like her shade of lipstick, you can be like, nope, go give me the lipstick that I want. That's my body. I guess. So, alright, you's had a double standard. Then I say, okay, what do you say, scared? I think she gets to do to her body what she wants to, and you get to do to your body what you want to and that's the end of the story. So then what happens when I want tattoos and she's like for we were like no, line, She's putting her foot down. She's like, you are not to get not one more tattoos? Well, what's so important the tattoos in your marriage? Dude? I really like the tattoos, but yes, my marriage is important too. But dude, I'm telling the tattoos is what you're saying. Tattoo Dave's got the artwork ready to go. Tattoo Days, tat tat with piercing Johnny, Your your wife didn't didn't marry your tattoo. Well that's married you your soul. She said, she married the kind of guy you write that. A tattoo doesn't dictate just because you have got some ink on you, doesn't dictate the kind of person you want. Dude, I actually agree with Scary. That's what I was trying to tell Trish. I'm like, like you, why what is the tattoo? How is it rooting? Allis on your face's specific tat tattoo on your forehead? Then I get it. Does she have like an aesthetic beef with the tattoo? It's like She's like, she's like, I don't understand why you want all these tattoos. She's like, you never had them before. All of a sudden, she's like, you have three. She's like, what do you need any more tattoos for? And I said, there's some more things I want. Okay, that seems like a controlling, overbearing situation. I don't know. I kind of agree. I love Tris to death, but oh my god, that's that's I think you're what you do? I already chimed in here, what do you want me to repeat? What? Yes? What am I supposed to do? I think that you have to handle is very delicately. And if the tattoos are that important, then you fight. But if your marriage is more important than you kind of didn't choose your battles wisely. That that's okay, bul freak. Let's just say you get married right And your wife was like, listen, you know the music. I don't like you playing all the music all the time for now when you can play music. Already had a marriage that actually happened. What happens there? So I gotta get divorced? The only reason you guys have to accept each other for for the way you guys are. I mean, no one's supposed to change anybody in a marriage. No one's changing. It is the way it is. And and furthermore, there are those moments of sacrifice, right, Compromise, Compromise, that is the word, that's the magic word. But how we compromise? She said, Our friend Anthony la Sala taught us about the word. But she said, want you want how many more tattoos? There's like that for definite maybe a fifth? So what if you get to there you go? That's the compromise, she says. No, she doesn't want anymore to Popeye and and the care Bears. No getting. No, I want to get this, want to get this, this military this marine thing in memory my grandpa. You're gonna get a butterfly tramp stamp. That was the one that you really wanted. I want to do the this thing that's from Calvin Hobbs taking a piss. Get out of here. No, man, I got some cool things I want to do. He's gonna have Elmer Fudd No, I'm sorry. I already the money for the art. We're gonna have you seventy sham with the two guns in the air and the hat or the squirrel going up one leg with with no nuts and the squirrel going down the other leg with I'm not doing something like that. I have real things that I want to do. Want to put the number thirteen on the back of my neck. He's gonna have to see that. If I'm your wife, then I'm kind of maybe like gonna shut the thirteen there right where the neck hits the back right there. That's fine, That's where I want to put the number thirteen right there. Why don't you, I mean the one about your your grandfather, that's that's very personal, right. She still has a problem with that. Doesn't want it. She refused to appreciate the sentimental value of it. She doesn't doesn't care. She says, your grandfather is dead. He doesn't even know what about You're gonna have the words insert coin over the over your butt hole, a little smiley faced with have a nice day all you are, fairhead youngs. I need you have to chime in, and I need you to tell me what should I do? Okay, how do I decide? Do I put more tattoos in my body? Or do I I did? Do I abide? What is saying? Follow up? To this is we get Trish on the phone. Uh, and we talked about it fair enough. Tomorrow I want to get Trichi side of the story. We didn't rehearse our our song, right, we could do it after this. I tell you what you have to. Ball Freak leaves us because he's gotta go. You gotta go, dud. We're gonna gonna song for the podcast. I gotta go. Alright, So here's where we're at. We went into week fourteen. Scary was up nineteen and eleven. Ball Freak was seventeen and fourteen. I gave you the seventeen because of yours. He didn't take the loss off. What do you mean, dude? Added up nineteen and eleven is thirty, fourteen and sixteen is thirty? What's seventeen and fourteen thirty one? He gave me an extra loss? You know, come on, man, spell and you can't do math. Oh, you gotta be kidding me. You're so dead right, you kidding me? Three other bucks up from Gramps. I'm in last place at fourteen sixteen for going with the other weekend. Here's where we went, all right, Thursday, I took a loss, and you know what one of our bald headed one of our off freaks. I mean, I'm sorry, one of our whatever all fair heads. Dad tweeted me and said, why do I keep picking against Kansas City? And you know what, I'm not gonna do it anymore. And I did. I don't. I chose Oakland and I lost. Then I chose Pittsburgh. I got the win. I chose the lines that I got the win. Bal freak. Yeah, you took the Packers, you got to win. Yeah, you took the Falcons, you got to win. Your boys let me down, and then you lost too. I'm a Giants fan, Go Giants. No you're not. You're a Cowboys fan. I went to sleep, they were up seven nothing. I'm like, I'm going three and oh this week. And I wake up and they lost ten to seven. And Scary Jones is wearing his Giant shirt now because he's a huge Giants fan. I he never he never goes from Collins round two. Scary as a kid. I'm like scary Shoes, like, come on, let's go to the football game. I love football. Here we go round till let's go. Come on. Come on, Rock, come over, not twenties, come on rock. Huge Giants fan, Scary gans huge, He's down in the back, He's down in the bat every since I started playing fantasy football ten years ago. Giants fan. True. Back in high school, I did was not a Giants fan. I wasn't a football fan. I do nothing about it. But now I love it. He's converted. That was a big giant. Like he's like a converted June. It's oh, he converted. Well, Scary went three and oh and now it pushes scaries record right now, one and eleven. Not bad for the guy who knows nothing about football, right Walt, Freak round three D. You probably know the most about football, and you're bringing up the rear because I think I'm overthinking that record. How many wins do I have? What? One and eleven? I'm sorry, three hundred bucks up for grand You know I'm not getting by the way, you know, I'm not getting this from anybody because I'm picking this ship on this Sammy Sweetheart gave you three wins. Yeah, but then again that if you think about it, Share knows gave me three losses that week, so that kind of one and to that week. But still, Freak, it's the nineteen and fifteen pulling up the rear in sixteen and seventeen. It looks pretty bad for me. Do it like three weeks ago? It's a two horse race at this it is. But I'm just waiting for Scary to go oh and three in the last week and to take the crowd. How many more weeks? We got three more weeks to go? Not gonna happens? Four weeks to go? No? Is it? Well? You gotta go? No? This is week fourteen. He got fifteen, sixteen and seventeen three weeks. Al right, so you got that wrong too, because four weeks you would want to get us wrong with you just simple arithmetic. But the audience cannot see our outline. What do they know? If I can see that you have my wrong record here at nineteen and fifteen when it should be nineteen. What's a fight with everybody? Now? He's gonna take what's going on? Right? Just get right by asking too much? You have fight this Saturday night. Maybe it's like there's like the lead up to what do you guys strangling chicks? Dude? Two largs are fighting? You know you know who's fighting? You have c Scary this week? For really Ham it got it for real two chicks Ham two lars fighting this weekend. That sounds delicious. That's what I'm happening for Christmas, Holliday Ham. You know what, I'm gonna find out who's fighting this weekend. It's a big fight fight Please, I need to know immediately. I'm gonna tell you, bro, the podcast is about to end. You know what. We're gonna get some that knows you have seen you get on. The show's gonna drop anchor you No, no, I'm not gonna We're back to record. We're going about to have hurt Christmas in house because we promised you are you gonna do you promised? And they've been waiting with bated, which is why I left it for dead. Left want to do it? I don't even want to do it. Come on, do it, understand, and we're gonna do the song and we're gonna play us out ball freaks. Gotta leave later, ball freaks and let's see tomorrow because even don't you want to hear us do this? Okay, let me get the lyrics. This is why I'm prepared. Greg t is not Let's get to because you're a piggy for get as cancer is what you want I'm not as you are. You do everything the right way for the teacher. I'm prepared, No, because we have to do this song tonight in front of some people. People. This is a rehearsal. Come on, this is an exclusive for the off Fair Show listeners. I'm sorry. If you're an off fair head and you don't want to hear the next three minutes, you could shut the podcast off right now. He just hit stop a wrap for you. I can hardly wait. Okay, you start, I'll get the lyrics. Can you do that? You know, what are we gonna be doing with music is playing? We're just gonna be uh what does run DMC do? They bounce around, bounce around the stage. Yeah, uh, just give each other high fives. Maybe you do some breakdancing from the eighties and you gotta go. It wasn't set seven the Dog. We're not seeing a man chilling with his dog in the party through the very slowly with the field his dog. Oh my god. And they go right there and then I lose it goes the man had had a bag full. Look good, they stop my clock. I turned my head a second in that, but he didn't love to the drive and second and along the long and I took up pause, and then it called, said Santa clausela million dollars, and they called the hundreds of jeeves. I don't know to buy a bone match of card with Eve, but I never seen upset up because that ain't right. I'm going home to him. The night when I got home, there the letter from Setter and the does from me ready for your podcast. So that's what I'm gone. You start saying, it's the chorus. This is the part that everybody knows. Are the stuff. It's Christmas time in Hollis, Queens. Mom's cooking chicken in colin greens, rice and stuff in macaroni and cheese, and Santa put gifts under Christmas trees and decorate the house with light. Satur night snows on the ground, snow white, so bright in the farm place. It's a you log beneath the miss him toe as we drink eggnog, rhymes that you're here, the rhymes of downs, but each everything Chris Carols, All right, I messed up on the one line. Now that this is the both of us together? Can we go back to back? Unless we go back to back? They no, no together? Do we do this together, back to back together, Ready ready, rhyme so loud and round you here. It's Christmas time and week got the spirit of fair Jack ross chicken, and that's what's Christmas is all up around the time is now places the whole line. We love this filled with chick. My name's DFC with the mic in my hand and I'm chilling that cool and just like a snowman. So open up your eyes and let us here. We want to Christmas. Ye do you think we got this? Yeah, I'm gonna hold my phone in my hands. You're gonna hold the phone up, yep, all my phone like this all the time. We're sided my lyrics as I have a microphone? Kiss? How do you hide the phone? Though? No, I'm not gonna hide the phone. Maybe yeah, I'll just have it out like this the whole time and make it look you can actually if you hold your hand out, you know how they did in the eighties where they did those those those rat moves with both their hands out. Maybe you could tape your phone to your hand, but you're looking at the phone, but it makes it look like you look at the audience like yo, yo, what's up? What's up? Because I need to read it. I think you on with Yeah, I gotta hand it to you. Yeah, bro, maybe you don't have to her. That was actually good. I apologize for ruining your son exactly. Don't ruin my Sonny. You want to call me, call me and let's talk about something else, But I don't call about work. I don't wanna talk talking about Todd Larks. We don't wanna talk about talking about largs. What'd you doing the weekend with about coffin? Yeah, coughing everything exactly. All right, that's what I want to talk about. We'll do that next time. Fairheads, let me know what you think about my tattooed lemma. 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