The Off-Air Show - 'Getting Ready for Our 50th Episode' - Ep.49

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Speaker 1: Elvis Durand presents off air show Steery Jones and Greg ta Number. Yes. Oh, do I feel something a little bit strange in the air, something possibly brewing for tomorrow last night? Come on, come on, that's exciting here. What are you excited about? Quick? Come? What aren't you guys? Don't you guys feel it trying I'm trying to avoid it? Are you kidding me? Guys? Is that a big deal? We've made it? Tomorrow is episode fifty. The problem with that is, I don't think you've made it at fifty episodes. I think you've made it at maybe five hundred or maybe a thousand episodes. But it's fifty really a milestone. I think it's a big deal. I think it's a big deal. And one but if you get hit by a truck today, then you know you're say you made it yet you're almost there. We were excited. We were number forty nine. It's scary. Ronnie and the ball freak. Well you do sometimes you have a Jacquelin high personality. Add great tea. Yeah, so we have a lot to go over today and in a short amount of time, I want to tell you, guys, something cool happened at the Iowa State Fair where I was over the weekend. You were out there, Yes, you have something for us, Bud Freak, weren't you? Didn't you go to affair as well? I went to the street fair in Jersey City. It's not the same thing as the Iowa Stame Fair. You know what. We're gonna talk about that though. We're gonna get into that as well. You a fair or something like that. I wish I had an affair. I didn't have an affair. Uh, and I didn't even go to a to affair. But I followed both of you on social media. I followed you ball Freak, I about ball Freak music. Of course, no, no, but I was able to follow along and be a little jealous of you guys having a great time and me. I took my kids to an ice cream parlor over the one that sounds funny, A historic one though in Staten Island, you're in your old hood one Eggers, dude, what's up Island? What's up regional radio? I'm telling you right now, we're going to get into it. Though it's a great place called Eggers. Then Staten Island, it's a historic ice cream player didn't get paid to say any of this. I know No, I didn't get paid at all, But listen, we're gonna talk about that as well. I'm really excited to see what we have in store for today's show. And as usual, if you're listening to the off air show, you know you can always reach us at one hundred to two zero one hundred either scary Bullfriker myself will send out a tweet when we're in the studio. Weady ready to record and then please, by all means, calls at that number one hun high you're on the air, Yeah, we got somebody ready with request. Hi O and I'm on my friend Chrissala and Nick. Did I hear you're saying over to the beach? Yeah, we got a song for you guys to beat you music. Yeah, let's go to the beach each let's go away, thank ship. What they're gonna say, blink down the bud light that like me to come. Let's don't don't get down to break, but should come and blow my money. You don't get the slow dead son getting the move more stand nation, the courage cool Sky and God said Sky nice little time. He was very nice. The words I finally learned the words. No, it's great. What what beat you guys hitting up today? What beat you hitting up? Right? Where is that? I used to go to Field four at Jones Beach, had the greatest time with my family and then yeah, that was back in the day though. How is other beaches clean? Over there at Tobay Beach? Y? Yeah? Really? Is it private or is it public beach? Can anyone go there? Yeah? Well it's private. It's counter boy, very cool. Okay, Well, I'm glad you're a parent approve of the off air show that you get to listen to us. Yeah, thank you so much. Awesome love you are your parents privy to what you're doing right now? I don't think so. It's back in the in the day when I used to listen to that that Love Lines show, Love Phones when I was like fourteen years old. I'd be up in bed, like late at night and my parents didn't know, and I was all I was learning about sex and I hear her Dr Judy on the radio and some people got Dr Drew on. There was it off? Right? That's where I listen alone in my bed. I'm learning about sex fourteen years old. Do the math listeners wages and we're talking about not where I was going with. It's gonna say I learned a lot about sex. All right, So what are we getting to today's show? I don't know. Well, you know we we we do have to talk about the fiftieth birthday of the show, the Fright episode, Big plans for tomorrow, big deal it is. Yeah, we got some new business, old business coming up. And right now I want to get into the song of the day, Greg t you pick this one? All right? Fine, so scary balfreak. Here's what I've been loving lately. Okay, here's my song of the day. It's by a group called Dorothy and the song is called raising Hell Hell what is that? No, we can't play you're supposed to play, and you guys edited that. Anytime you guys want to ask me what song I want to play, just let me know. We will take tomorrow. Do you you know a little passive aggressive from this about music? This guy's a little bitch, seriously aggressive to what do you have to pull up your ass? What are you talking? I asked you to play, to play an opening song. You said no that you weren't ready to play it. I wasn't in yet. Oh come on now, and now you're pitching about that you don't get the piece love, piece of love. I was gonna meditate in the corner here, guys, a corner. That's what I did when I was to listen to love phones. Oh my god, yeah, you're walking off play my song. Tomorrow is the day you get to pick a song. Alright, bald freak. This is Dorothy raised Hell offair Show, good around like a river. You never get chang God heaven need to said her. You can't win a shame your dreams not all right, Donna pray with your baby. Even at said the boy got well anyway til yeah, somebody gotta got eras a little hill baby jo say baby, so that even said anywhere body got a got a ready, little body got a guy, little body got a guy readily. Yeah, it's raised Hell Dorothy on you U Fair Show Scary Jones along with Greg t. I can't believe the man, dude. It's such an awesome song. I love that song. It kind of sounds like the theme song to the Off Air Show. The same band, No no, not no, not the same band. But it's your style. Though you're into that style, that blues rocky style, like it'd be like the Heavy. It's like a big fan of the Heavy. It's gritty, it's really gritty. It's time to get into some big things that we have. We'll tell you what. We're going a carousel because I get a lot of rest this weekend. You're on your game time like that, Little tanks, things, things, big thinking Tomorrow, Tomorrow we are celebrating guys. I really can't believe it that this little show we started way back when April the sixteen, and now all of a sudden, we are fifty episodes in Guys, Big Things Tomorrow to us, how many months to get to to the day, Well, we would when you're faster. If you would have wanted, like, you know, a Friday show. Okay, that's a short point, the Friday show, but forget about that. He didn't want to do it, and bald Free, I expect a a celebratory as a celebratory, celebratory, celebratory. Can you do that for us for tomorrow? Yeah? I will. I'll go home tonight and I'll work on something for the show. I love you all right, letter Now I meditated, So bald Frey's got a song for us for tomorrow. I also think we should open it up to one hundred. That's the phone line. So if you are a massive fan of the Affair show, tomorrow's your day. We're going to put you on tomorrow with the guys tomorrow. Right, it's awesome. So tomorrow we want to open it up to you guys. I'm gonna bring in some champagne, So we are going to pop some bottles tomorrow. We're all gonna have some champagne and we're gonna celebrate our fiftieth episode of Absolutely Nothing. What's your mantra? Do you have a mantra? I have no, man, I don't trust you. I have no mantra. I think it's either is it mantra scary or a mantra? Well, what do you guys want to do for episode fifty? For tomorrow? I just want to talk to listeners. I want to talk to the biggest fans of the show. Put them all on the air at once. We're gonna create a huge party line. Right here, we said make it about the fans, right yeah, ball, for give me some music for the for the party fair party line. Come on, give me some party line music. Come on, Well for you are a task master today, Well forgive it to me. Give me some music for party line. Come on, you know what that sounds like. Come on, go give me give me music for the party line. Yeah, come minus the voice box. The boys box makes it. We can call it the group chat chat. Oh sorry chat call us theory to us all no groo chat, group chatting, group chat. I tell you about the I would stay fair. It's true. I walked in. We were hanging out, Danielle, myself, Straightenate and Elvis. We were there in Iowa, in De Moines and one of the biggest fairs in the country, and people were lined up for miles and hours to meet us, which I'm very gracious. We've never had people wait that long. I wouldn't wait long that long to see us. The pictures wouldn't line the line huge. That was all for you that I cut the imagine if we were there, great, probably for Alvis, but there was at least one or two people in the crowd that was there, not only me, but for the two of you. I got out the first and second male and female. My favorite thing is the off air show podcast No Joke, Big Hugging a kiss to me. They said, scary. I love it. I listen to the podcasts. I love All Fair Show. They said the words All Fair Show unaided, like it's not like we prompted that. It's not like so the third question and so what do you like about the station other than the Elvis Durant Show. We weren't trying to, like do you normally ask those questions lure them in? We weren't trying. No, we don't. Weren't trying to bait them. They literally they wanted to let you know, they wanted to let me know. It was it was really arbitrary. Is right out of nowhere? Are they? I didn't catch them, and I didn't remember their names. No, no, no, but hold on. They're such fans, both of them, that they're going to come forward and we'll probably get an email from them. Well not after you didn't remember their names. But fess, I didn't you know the All Fair Show achievement in all fairness? Why are you creating problems? It seemed likely when I saw the fair pictures everything that it seems like it's a big party, like everybody wants have a good time. There's all kinds of food, to eat, fried oreos, fried tweakies, fried everything. There's all guns, great rides. I even heard I heard Making Trainer perform live there. It really was the thing that people don't know about the Iowa Stay Fair. And I've been there several times. I didn't go through this this year, but it's a massive, massive fair, massive tremendous. It really is. I mean they do there's a lot of politics. They're involved as well, like all the politicians Thereius mixed Master Scury, John's on the man, He's on fire today. This guy, what do you like? How one you don't? This does feel like, you know, I gotta say that. A lot of people that came out to see us, you know, they were just I mean just great people show, right. And then we had a couple of the Affair show people. They were like, if we ever came to New York, we want to see that. They want to come up here, and well, they need to buy a plane ticket. You went to them, why can't they come to I met a cattle farmer. I met I met a woman did for eight hours a day like feed six thousand cat cattle on her farm. Explains to me the auction process of how they get sold, and the ones that don't get sold they processed right there. She's this woman was amazing you about an hour? Did you milk any otters? Know? These are not milking cows. Cattle cows are are the ones that you eat. It's the beef, but the fair You can milk utters, Yes you can, Yes, you can milk. I did not in affairs though you have in the past. You've done it yet we eat everything I have. We have milk a cow in the past. Me too, I've done it as well. Isn't amazing? Like when you grab a hold of those utters and you start pulling down and like right, that's like but when I used to listen to love phones, that's pull it out his otters. I'm telling you, Milking a cow is a very cool thing. It's and it comes out really really, it comes out warm in the bucket. Then you gotta take it somewhere and then they make it into you know, the homogenize. They pasteurized pastorized. You know who the father of pasteurization is? Who is that? Lewis pasture? Pasture? Was it? Pastor? Was pastor? It was a good time with the ice time. You know, I don't have to go for it again. But we ate so much stuff on a stick. I had the pork chocolate, pork chopol lollipops I had. I had a pork loin tender pork tenderloin s. We had like these grinder gizmo things. It was great and it comes so it takes a massive ship and I think you eat I think you guys disgusting. That's disgusting. But seriously, when you eat all that, what I'm gonna do, That's that's what we do here. Looks now, we don't do it. We don't do that on this is becoming all the scary again as well. You know, you crossed the brown line. You really didn't cross that line. Frown across the fair ball creek. My I mean, it's like I can't follow that up. I basically had like a sausage and peppers zero on some zeppolis the fest Italia Italia in Jersey, Jersey j scary over the because you know I was going to talk about this something get out of this. I really did. So it was in a fun time at the end, you know what it reminded me of. It's like one weekend, you know, it's a little under the weather. I was trying to get better. I worked out, I ate well, and then I hadn't gone to the Faroe weekend and the party. Clune mam Maiano, you mixed up to your calibrazy do la mambo like a crazy Liana. That's my fairy point when it comes. But you know, you know what I mean to like, like you're trying to keep it real all weekend and Sunday night and you're at you're it's there, like you can get the gelato, you can you don't have to get anything a bottle of water because it's so hot out, but you got to get the big sausage and peppers here. And they only sell Zeppoly six in a pack. That's the minimum amount of Zeppel's you can get with the powder, sugar and everything. So I could have just had one, but of course I ended up having five, and I'm regretting it today. I mean, fried dough is essential at every fair, deep fried dough, and and honestly it comes in different forms. They had the elephant ears at the Iowa State Fair, which is the same thing in a different shape, and the same thing with the funnel cake. It's okay, we get it. You're you're frying dough and it's awful for you. You don't know what I love about Italian festivals. The tall lerg Italian chicks. Oh my god, I love these, dude. When I can see these these Italian tall ergs walking all over the place, a toddler. That's hot girl. Back by the way, I just joining us here in episode. I've been to many effects. Listen hence to my wife is Italian? You know I fell in love with that? Are you kidding me? The moment i'd lock lips with my wife, I said, that is the Italian girl. I want to be kissing forever. There's something about knet. Unfortunately. Can we get to old business new business real quick? Because great, he's got a ball. I want to tell you. I want to tell you what wait before we go to bed, I want to tell congratulations. Can I tell you about about the girl that I met over the weekend? So okay, this is not a girlfriend. Not only that, but so I had to do an appearance. You know when you have to be somewhere. I had to be. I was thank you freaking you gotta wrap for me, dead go bull free, break it down, Come on, gonna tell your story. Come on, comerap the wrap, come on the wrap great peak rap rap rap, Come on girl, I can't rapp. I met a girl on Friday. Her name was he supposed to I can't wrap rap. Come on, come on, comerap, come come, come rap, Come on, come on rap. Grade about rhythm, rhythm, rhythm rhythm. I met this girl on Friday. I met this girl. I got my world. Oh come on, you gotta do like that. That's good scary. I met this girl. She rocked my world. It was a Friday here awful. Just caught top. You can't wrap. You can't wrap. I can't do it. No, you got roll rhythm r wrap. You can't wrap. You can't wrap. Gotta work on that ship. Wal free is good man. Yeah all right. So I met this girl on a Friday at a host an event and it was really cool. This was wild. So you ever meet somebody and immediately a song pops into your mind? Right hold on, wal freak way Hahn. So this this song and I scary. I loaded up into your page. I want you to play this, but this is the wildest thing. So I'm saying, hello, how are you? She just take a picture with you. Absolutely, so we take a picture. We started talking a little bit and then she's like, oh my god, I love the show. I love the Elvis during morning show terrific. So I'm like, I said, you know, so I said, what's your name? You know, her name was Lola. Soon as I heard her say that her name was Lola drink something you probably just now you mentioned that CEO, and I said, shed up to me and she asked me that I asked the name and the phone, but she said, hello, outdated grandfriends. So anyway, anyway transcends, he does, it really does. So I said to her. I said to her, I go, oh my god, your name is not really Lola. And she goes yeah. She's like, my parents were like just all throwbacks, like and they really need me after that song. And I'm like, you gotta be kidding all weekend, but you know, I know, so you got back on for you man, So I downloaded on iTunes. I've been listening to Lola all weekend. Bro, that's because you met this girl. I like that song. You have it on repeat. There comes the Course but not the world, And she's listening. She's listening right now that is a tribute to her. It was. It was at least you remember somebody's name that it was great meat here. It really was, all right, we don't have much more time left, so we got business, new business, real quick. Gotta go fast, you go fast, got to go fast, gotta go fast. Here we go, here we go, here we go with the new this new business business almost if the episode was almost the episode was gonna talk about the sheet and the other day I'm gonna talk about in front of him, Yeah, we're not great. Do you want to bring soap up here? He wants to taste here. The reason is is that I overheard it's on the sheet again today. Freak on the sheet again. You guys make fun of my freaking outline. You guys stop that keep coming up on the sheet. Okay, So I keep because I want to address it. I heard you guys talk about it's so messed up. That's really good stuff. Dude, I freaking fight this stuff, and you right right it up in front of my face. That's no respect. That is disrespectful. Cose, please respectful to come up here, and I want to pump. You don't even give me a sit. You won't give me a chance to explain why. Why? The reason why I wanted to do the soap thing is I overheard a woman say I'm gonna wash your mouth out with soap to this little boy. And then I sat there and said, you know what, no one's ever done that to me. I never had soap in my mouth. Have you ever had soap in your mouth? Scary? No bull freak only threatened. So, then why don't we do this? Why don't we bring up a little pump of soap and we pump it. We put a little bit on our finger, and we actually taste soap in our mouth. I got a better idea. Why told about we get two pumps up here? Yeah, and then I'll pump soap into your mouth. And then both freakle pump soap into your mouth, and we'll take turns pumping soap into your mouth. Quick. I thought you're gonna say it was gonna pump it somewhere else. I can't believe it's so hustily about, beau, What do you so hustile? But I don't want to taste so if you want to taste soaping, my garant? Why your mother always said to you, oh, if you don't watch our mouth. I'm gonna wash out with soap. First of all, I don't think soap is meant for internal use. Why your parents still doing it? Purely? You've tasted soap in your mouth before in the shower, not right, no, not just not playing soap like that, not like it was on my finger and into my mouth. I think we do so important to you because how many times your parents said I'm gonna wash your mouth, always solaf, but they never did it. You don't want to do a great tea? Yeah, I say go for a okay, fine, So I'm gonna bring up soap. We can't do it to America. Give you give me some au and you should give us something. Soap in your mouth, that's right, whenever you want. And I will think you could do it in Russia. I don't know. You think you could do it in check, in Slovakia, Lavakia. To dude right here, that's good, Old United States of America, America, bitch oap in your mouth whenever the hell you want, Paul Freed, that's right. And I'm going to on Wednesday, I'm bringing up soap, and on Wednesday we're all gonna taste soap in our mouths. Yes we are well. Forgive me a sault for that is not America. What is Marriables of lunch rock? Just this is it. He's the controls. He got too excited, he was he was good, he was good, and then he and then he had to put kid rock are even in the other day America like this, this is not what we're talking about. Healthy little off the tracks today the tracks perfect on them, like like he's a d jan the club. You know why because we complimented it. We gotta we gotta reserve the compliments after the podcast. It's the three of us. Come on, he's gonna drive right into a brick. Would in the US. It's a little bit more of America. Though I wanted to compliment. I liked your shirts here that you're wearing today. I think it's a cool shirt. I don't think it looks good on you. I think I would fit that shirt a little better. Oh you think terrible in it, But it's cool. That's that. That was a backhanded compliment. If I ever heard I'm telling you, if I was wearing it, I think it'd be cooler on me that it would be on you. So tomorrow's episode number fifty. Yeah, can we also take pictures of you and I in that shirt and see who looks at looks like better in the shirt? Who wore better? Who wore better? Yeah? Yeah, Why don't we do something on Instagram? Yeah, were supposed to put up a picture of your tattoo balled freak and talking about that on episode fifty The Grand Ballroom. We'll take some pictures for you. I'll write a song. That's all I'm doing. You get. The rest is up to you, The choices up to you. It's I fine, you see tomorrow. Bye bye. Just watch me now, it's just satchwatch. It's just watch