The Off-Air Show - 'Get Married Live On-Air' - Ep.34

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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, I got another ten seconds. Are you? Are you all right now? Are hey? Hey? I'm recording. I'm telling you right now. I can't put up in a ship again. I'm ten. I got ten seconds. Church. One question, there's one one question before we even start. Okay, every day when you play with us on the air, you play this church music, slow stuff. Can you play like rock and roll music, like something fast and uppeat with your piano? But why can't you do that? Because that requires like a full band. I need like or a trio, you know, back in the day, like Great Balls of Fire by like Buddy Holly. He didn't have a band. He just started playing. No, he did not. It's called the Crickets, Body Holly, Crickets, not the song Great Balls of Fire, even Buddy Holly. That's j Lewis. That JEREDD. Le Lewis, right, jerreedd le Leuniman, what you're talking about. Jerry Lee Lewis did not play it with a band. He plays my nerves rather on the brand. That's just the Yeah, So that's not I have to agree with bold Freak on that that you know, that was Jerry Lee Lewis. That was a full band. There was a base, there was there was just did you hear that? He's playing? Alright? So that's that's what I'm saying. So wouldn't need you do something like that instead of like doing some kind of like you know, theatrical right, Oh yeah, I got no need for that, you know, need y. Yeah, that's that's funny. It's not funny. Awful than this dead that's not funny. I want to go nuts. I agree with you on this. I start the show and that was my war. Mom. Okay, it's also meant for the show. We're gonna start the show now that we made ourselves clear, we start Buddy Holly and the Crickets. I'll look it up, by the way, a Wikipedia. This doesn't look up, you know it. Before Buddy Holly, you would be Elton John name one Buddy Holly song? What name a song by Buddy Holly. Buddy Holly, Buddy Holly sang the song Donna, Oh Donna that Buddy jail about the way. I don't care about that. Elvis sense just off air show, Scary Jones and Great Tea showing up at thirty four, and I feel like we already did a show before we even did the show because gret T likes to start yelling at the bald freak right before we even get to the intro. Why is that? That's really not fair? And the thing is is that you know what I'm talking about, Well, I agree with you, it's not Fare's the thing though I expressed my opinion much differently than you. Yeah, okay, there's a way to talk to this man. Okay, and I think that you're right. But the thing is, I've already tried to talk to him, so eventually you gotta yell. He pushes you for you. Yeah, I really agree here and let me let me let me we tried. Let me say this in a more we tried, level headed format. Bull freak. You'll get nowhere with them, you'll get nowhere, bull freak. Look at me. We know each other for how many years? Too many? Too many years? Twenty nine years something like that, right, you gotta be by seven years, So so both freak, look look at me in the eye. Look at me. You know, we're doing a fun, happy up each show here. We do not like, we don't not like death, doing destruction and church and dissident chords on the show. We don't like that. We are a happy, bouncy, so fun show. Gret T was doing that. That the piano stuff, that's the buddy holly stuff he was referring to. He likes that kind of he likes that. He happy like happy. Yeah, you just stick to the stick to the a's the season, the ease on the chords. Let's not do fucking b flat alright, because it's a musical genius, give me the one. Let's let me tell you something. The majority of the Beatles hits, fast worldwide hits were used. All they used were the chords A, C, G, F E. How about that that's all they did. How about that over and over again? How about they made zillions of dollars happy podcast with happy major chords. He's getting up, So you don't have to use anything today. See what this podcast sounds like without any means. You don't have to use E minor. Don't touch the black keys on your freaking keyboard, use the white keys, the happy stuff, and play faster, fast, fast, You're fast, You're you're lucky. Scary. Standing between you of us, I'll be all over you. There's nothing between the two of us except a couple of years. Come on. We have an early riser on the show always. By the way, if you want to give us a call, you can call us at one two zero. We are I'll bounce you, bro. We are on the air right now, the Live on All Fair Show, and we have a caller. Let's take it to up. What's your name? Hello? That's t t what's up? It's scary and great and great? And Rodney, what's up? T TA. He's gonna bounce you brow bounce right, bring it. We're talking about somebody coming on the show and making a proposal, and I was thinking I would be the perfect guy to that. You know, one of the things we do have to get to is that he's right in all fairness. All week, we haven't all week, we have not addressed the proposal thing. Yeah, well okay, so so great, team, you want to put it all on a second? Were messing words doing? Now? What is Wolford doing? Now? Ignore him? He's throwing us all he's trying to He's doing this on purpose to get your dander up. Just just ignore him, let him let him do, let him play his happy piano. We asked for happy. That's right. Keep it going. There's a couple of things wrong with what's just happened. Right, Greg you said you you said you're an ordained minister. Yes I am. So you wanted to marry people on the show. Correct. Okay, so all the all of a sudden people, that would mean the proposal happens months ago, and the day you want to get married, you want Greg T to consummate the marriage by getting in there and reading you and actually physically marrying you legally. So the marriage is different from the proposal. But we're gonna go these proposed emails. The proposal is when you get down on one knee and say will you marry me? That takes place several months before something that Gregg T can do. T T and said, you guys were talking about the proposal, and then you brought up there, correct and right. So you don't want great teach services for the marriage. You just want to do the proposal. I'll do I'll do both. I don't care. Well, I'm ready to be with this girl. Can I'm just saying that TC is actually correct. When we stumbled upon I cannot think while he's playing music by Buddy Holly, Okay, shut it off. I mean, can you give me music for weddings? Can can you give me the Bruno Mars I'll marry you song? I feel more? You know? Right? Right? Tt? Don't you want to hear some music when when you're talking about weddings? Right here we go. So what I'm saying is okay. When we first started tackling this issue about having somebody come up here and be on the off air show studios and they're gonna get engaged, we did talk about just proposing to your girlfriend, and then from there we said, you know what, I am an ordained minister, and I could go as far as marrying you. And then bald Freak actually said, why don't we do that? Why don't we have an entire wedding here in the studio. Isn't that right ball freak person anymore? Why why not? I need my keyboard off? And that's it. I'm done with you. You were you gonna play wedding music? No, you're playing some kind of balls of fire. He told me you wanted that exciting music. I was talking to he won't talking to an outrage Help me, listener, help me. I want to hear the song, give me to give me the give me the chorus here come on so anyway, So that's what we did. So that's where we're at. So now if TC wants to come up and just propose and surprise her here, we're more than welcome to do that. Okay, well, well here that was the second part of that, and get married, like we could do it all one. He can say there's a reason why I brought you here, and then he could, you know, propose, and then we can bring in the wedding right there by the way. I think I would rather hear the ball to freak play his awful piano than this song song. What do you want to do? I want to come up and we'll be t that's the second part of my my problem with this whole thing, And I said there were two problems. The second problem is proposals are supposed to be a surprise. By you revealing this right here on our show, you've pretty much let the cat out of the bag, haven't you. No, she don't listen to the show. I definitely wouldn't let the cat out of the bag to time. Okay, so you know you gotta point their t T. Most people don't listen to this show. Then my second question would be then listen to this. So if you bring her up here, right and if you proposed to her live on our air and she says yes, do you think we can take it a step further? The moment she says yes, we snap our fingers. This song comes on, Go give me a scarret, and all of a sudden people start coming in with and then with one plan, super rout the altar. Can we getting married? Right? You all one day made the music ladder? What if you What If she says no, then it's all hard, kind of awkward. She's a simple, real group in the course of the time we've been together for seven here, then that's like coming Wow, she's a real Let me tell you something. If she agrees to this plan, she's a really simple girl. I think we do it all right. I think I think women would be so pitched at their fiance or or boyfriend. I think it needs to be premeditated. She's gonna think we're going there for the New York Giants game or shutting along those glands. I'm a huge New York Giants fans. I'm gonna go there after that. When were you? When did you think about coming up here? When did you want to do this? I don't know. We'll just have to we should probably talk about this, Greg, Yeah, I agree with you. If you could just give us your phone number and your address right now and email us, email us usage right there, your t's info right there, all right, then we can right then, you know what, t T you what, We're gonna let you go. We will reach out to you, and we're gonna set the date up. All right, all right, it's absolutely confirmed that you will do it live with us on the air right on. Yeah, alright, I will meet you guys in Augusta from Moines. That's awesome. Yeah, but yeah, cool, alright for a good day. Yeah, and Greg Peo will follow up on that in the same way he's filling up on getting T shirts for Lost. By the way, I'm gonna send you at a T shirt Okay, shirt coming, Okay, yeah, you got you got a second one. You might as well. Why don't you guarantee more people, more things on this podcast every day that we're never ever gonna do. It's a bad you know, both freak. I agree. I think we are a podcast of empty promise. I've got a rule index right now of people that are willing to. I'm gonna send T shirts. At least I'm getting some real housewatch in New Jersey on the air, and I'm really going to deliver on that. How could you just tell the guy, yeah, we're gonna do this because we still have a meeting about it. That's what That's how real podcast real programs are run. Okay, what we talk about? What kind of meeting do you want? There are other people who are interested in this one. We're just gonna bring sting people up here and up bald freak. We got an email from Matthew Bouchard. It says, Hey, Greg T Scary and Ronnie, my fiance and I are looking to get married on the off air show. Okay, so the proposals already happened. Is this is another good guy? This is the date is very important to us. We're looking to get married on Saturday, February eighteen. Oh man, that would require us coming in on President's Day weekend on a Saturday. I would do that. I don't think that's gonna happen. We didn't be nobody here. We could have it like here, we have a wedding. Now during the work week, there's people around it's gonna be awkward. But if if there's nobody here on a Saturday, we have the whole place to ourselves. We've been together since high school two thousand nine. Wow, you have a great story, and they do have a great story. And call him up. Let's let's just promise him something. So we have the picture of them getting they have the picture of them getting engaged. They he proposed, and we talk in New Jersey City. Back to so Ronnie likes this email a little bit better than T T S than email. Well, why don't we do a double wedding. Don't get jealous of each other when we do a wedding every We'll do wedding every week, all right, you know? But what I was like, and what about food, catering, decorations, drinks. I mean, well that's what Ronnie's talking about. Ronnie wants to do like a real deal wedding like that you have to bring stuff in. I don't. I don't know what he's an expert at this sort. I think he dresses up the studios the Christmas. He's saying that if we are that's our job, that's a responsibility, that's what that's a ball freak saying he's said, if we do come in on that Sunday that we got already space. We have all this space here to actually have, like you know, a two hour thing in between your brain, get a cake, get some reporations. Like it's like ten people, Max, Like that's what he's saying. Can't you can't get you can't at attend ten people in this alright, Listen, you know what, if you've got so many thoughts on once what we're talking about, always drop us an email at the Affair Show at gmail dot com, or you can tweet us at the Affair Show. And also you always remember you can give us a call at one two zero one hundred and you never know, we'll pick you up and add you to our podcast. All right, we got anybody else calling in right now? Um? No, but I'm calling out to somebody because I need to follow up on something very important. Boy. Hey, you know there's a song that's in my head. I can't get out of my head before you do that. Oh, we got somebody on the phone I think was calling. No, I'm calling them. I'm calling Mike Burke because I want to follow up to see how many pizzas he gave away. Great scary, give us a pizza music, a pizza music. I'll get you pizza. I'm gonna say zero. Hey, Mike Burke, Yo Burke. Yeah, that's going on, Buddy Well nothing man live on the off air show right now. Yesterday, at this time, on this podcast, we had the opening of De Nino's Pizza in the West Village, New York City. Yeah, guy, Mike Burn We talked about the grand opening and the offer was out there that the first ten people to show up, I would say, hey, we heard about you on Greg t scary bald freak off air show, give him free pizza. My question you is how many pizzas did you give away? How many people came in to claim their free pie from you? Yesterday? Mike Barke, you thought you were gonna go out of business? You the ten thousand people were gonna show up? Did you guys put that thing on it yesterday? Did how many came in? Maybe they listened to maybe they listened to on at midnight that maybe they'll come in tonight. I was waiting today. Come on now, are you kidding me? Not one off air person, one person came in that awful. Give me address, Give me address one more time, three McDougall Street. That isn't okay? How many pizzas did you sell yesterday on on your regular day without the off Fair Show people? Jesus G who you work for? The I R S. I give you that normally will be knocking on my door sold about not bad for a first day. You know, you know, you know, because this is a legendary pie from Staten Islands. Okay, so all right, let's extend the offer one more day. I mean at this point, at this point, you could extend it to the end of the month. I don't think matter what, you don't think you can get anybody. But okay, if so, once again the offers out there. Go go see Mike Nino at Mike Burke at Dinino's Pizza in the village and just say hey, I'm here from my free pie because scary Greg Tea and bald Free from the Offfair Show sent me. All right, and what's and what's the code word? Salud? God? Maybe that's why, maybe that's why peoplen't show up because you attached a code word to itud. Can we just make it simple? Have him show up and ask for you for me. That's it. I'm gonna I'm gonna what's the long what's the over under on this? I'm gonna say that zero pies will go between now and next and I will give it tonight. What's your favorite pie? What's your favorite pie? You got there? My fit? And well why can't you? Can you give us one? You keep? Bring one up here? Yeah? All right, well listen, you can't do it next week. Next week I'm gonna be on location, so I won't to even be here the entire week. How yeah, but I'm gonna be on location in the Bahamas. You're bringing let's pencil it into like the following week. I'm looking at like, uh, how about July? Um, this doesn't have to be on the air. This is the stuff that wastes time. Alright, fine, we'll talk to you soon, buddy. Thanks. Yeah, alright, gotch Let's get into the new business. Can you please give me the song that I'm thinking of? Do you know the new song is jay z and uh I forget who it is. It's like some kind of Bali music in the middle of you know what to talk? You know you know what it's called. I know of an old song from jay Z that's remixed. What are you talking? It's a remixed song? You're talking about punjab b MC. Yes, yes, yes, the song is freaking ten years old. You're kidding me? Why? I just heard it somewhere and I can't get out of my freaking head. I got to hear the song, man, and you got you gotta play for it please, two thousand three. You're kidding me. Song is thirteen years old. Oh my guy, my racking and build. You have to excuse Greg T. He's he got married and lost touch with pop culture. The house, Yeah, the United States? Smoking. You intentionally spell my name wrong on the street today. We kid jay Z is the guy father of New York City. Your body like your side father, young, Move your body like a snake, mom, Make me want to put the snake on your eight some still hot, young. The purpose of this was what I got to get out of my head. When you hear a song, you gotta get out of here. Where did you even? Where did you hear it that? You thought it was new business? All business another radio station. We got a million things to cover, and he's just got to play this jay Z song from its more freak is so upset right now, he's really upset with I'm starting to side with him. He's starting, he's I'm starting to come around. Why is he all bumed because you're a buzz kill? Greg t new business, old business. None of your business about the office, old business. So much business that we're talking about a business that we're not doing anything about this business? What here? We go? We go? Do we go? We go? Do we go? Hi? Using that that uppy Lauren? We had hot Lauren last week. She came in what she called in Lauren Hot Lauren. We're gonna say up on a date shops at Lulu Lemon. Yeah, yeah, that so Gregg. You wanted to play Cupid here in July some Cupid music music, got some cook Cupid draw back your bow, you give me that? Come on, come on, give me to scary. What's the name of that song? Give me someone that happened and your arrow flow? Yeah, my lovels on. We don't have an oldie station on our radio. That was Lloyd Give me it's Sam Cook? Sam Cook? The hell is Lloyd's rap? Are you kidding me? You don't have it in here? Why do you not have in the system. It's not in there all right, so I'll be saying bottle. So I spoke to Lauren, she cannot come on the show with us today. She actually um, she teaches at a at a summer camp. But she did say she might actually be seeing someone right now. That's so. I was looking forward to some potato wedges at Applebee's. So um, we don't know for sure she's willing to come on the show with us next week. I'll tell you what happened. She saw a picture of bald Freak yea, and so get intimidated. Yes, listen, I didn't want this. You wanted this. So here's the thing. You know, all that way you want. Ball Freak has been want ball Freak. He's been married and divorced three times, four times now, and so he's single guy. We need somebody to take him on a date. We will pay for days. This is not a platform for me to go on dates we definitely want Why not, because that's I don't want to meet somebody like that, don't want to drop dot com and scary, and I will pay for the date. And bal Freak is gonna go on a date with you. Why don't she just pay to go at to dinner by myself. Forget I have all those Most Tavern gift cards Most Haven from the Simpsons. I met Most Southwest Krill all right, so there's that dude. Disguise the limit at Most Southwest Krill a right now, new business number two. Weener families set him up for the following week, not next week, because next week I'll be in the What probing questions do you have for them? Like? I want to I want to get in depth, what it's okay? What was it like going through life being a guy? Would like to be a winer. And also the mersa Tomay contact. That's how mirssa tom may connect. But why does all this have to happen while you're away? Well, no, I'm gonna be away. I'll only be able to talk to you guys a little bit, you know. So what Well, if you want to have them on, have the mom but you better have to do while you're in a Mohamas. We just gonna sit here. I'd like to actually late if you can come in, I will leg wrestle him. Who the Weener? I want to leg wrestle Lauren. I want to know he's not gonna come up here, we'll have why because I want to like the job. All right, Well, I thought it'd be fun to leg wrestle him. Why. I don't think it has anything to do with anything. What is the leg wrestling? Hold? On a second? All right, so listen, So Scary. Next on my list here to cover is you hosted a bikini contest? Oh yes I did. Where were you? Vegas? Was the hard rock? Yeah? It was at Red Party? Yeah something. How they freaking said, what do you want to do that? I don't know what to why you? Did they know you're scary Jones? And the old story of Morning Shop? Did they did? So? How did they know that they knew it? Because I pretty much hold everybody. I told him Ron here with him? What happened? I've escaped. I escaped the scary vacation trap way before this. Well you left him on him on his own? Yeah? He after San Diego Ball frequent home, I went on to Vegas and hung out with up my other friends. So now you're the ones that actually like to go out at night. So you went up and told him, Hey, I'm scared. Jones tears my beard business card? Guess no, No, they picked out who I was, and they were like, oh my god, that's great. They can't believe. They couldn't even believe it was me. And then I had to produce my business cards show then it was me. Then I said, I will gladly judge your bikini's business suits. Yeah, so I deal. So then these girls are walking up and down. Yeah, they pretty much gave me a scorecard from one to ten. I had to rate each girl and what do you rate them on? They rate them on appearance or so if you're gonna be if you want to be a model in a bikini contest, here's what you have to know. Okay, so you have to have a pair of good bear high heel shoes, A good pair of one I didn't I want to do to finish that set. It's real quick. You gotta have a good pair of high heel shoes. So where heels it was. It was stage presence, overall appearance and showmanship. Showmanship, What would they be showing? It has nothing to do with physically showing. Showman Ship is how you, how you fee, how the crowd react to you, and what you put into it. So if you're diled to this shown here, this is yogi. Yeah, it goes down in the d M. They would be turnkey across the stage. Deal and if the crowd we act, if they look at that showman ship, that showman ship. Let me see if we can get your Ritza to come on in here. She's don't I see her outside? Your Rita is new with the ELMS very morning show. Let's see if your rits I can put it and put a show on down. And he wouldn't go down in the d M. She knows how to shake it pretty much. Gett a good job and wouldn't be one. They gave her a thousand bucks and that was just the grand prize. What if your headphones on too? Yeah, you were play our headphonus? It goes down in the d M. All right, you listen to anything. Here's the deal yours? So Scary Jones is telling us how he hosted a bikini contest. Yeah, right in the d And where were you in Vegas? In Vegas? In the direct message? In the direct message, I was in in Vegas, in Vegas. And this was the music that they're playing. These girls struded across the cats that how would how would you do what you were? Why would you want me to do it? Well, you just I don't know. I don't know. Come on, if this is the tat walk with the headphones, don't come you hear the music? I don't know. I'm not don't know. I can't do this. It's so weird. You wouldn't want to be a part of No, I don't have a body for it. What do you think you were? So? What do you think about girls that are in bikini contest? Oh? They're so confident. I wish I was that confident. Now here's the thing. If you are a woman and you are a hater of women in bikini contest, that means you're insecure and you have y Yeah. Yeah, I think the same thing. I mean not every woman, but um, I think that if you have the body, or even if you don't have the ideal body like everybody society thinks is idea body, I still think that that's pretty cool that you have that confidence. Like Gret is always naked, he has so much confidence. What do I exactly? And he really shouldn't if you look at all. I wish I had that confidence. So you would not be a part of a bikini contest until I lose like twenty pounds and got abs. That's when I feel like I would be ideal for myself. But I've seen your twerking before. Yeah, but yeah, I know, you know, you know honestly, I so I did judge this contest. I was very fair, but I had to rate them on their body, and I mean that's part of it. The body, the look of their face, and their confidence, how they struck themselves across the stage, how do they carry themselves? Um so all that and then finally showmanship is the way that they behaved with how the audience reacted to them and they tork, did they get into the act, What was the response from the audience. Yeah, so it was good. It was a lot of fun. What kind of stung would you like to hear yours if you were in a bikini contest? If I wasn't a bikini what would you want to hear from sexy? And I know it? That's what you want to hear them sexy And because I'm sexy and I know it. If I'm in a bikini contest, I think I'm sexy. Yeah, yeah, this is what you would Yeah, because it's like a strutting song, like you can strut the runway with this. This is a runway song. Yeah, I can see it right exactly, and then like when they start like singing, then you can start checking, right, I think now is it generally coming down the catwalk? It's your RITSA contested one one four giving up four? He should go come on, come on, come on, and then here where I have my abs, point to your abs. Yeah, show off your U all right, thank you very much. This is all right. This is an HR complaint waiting. I don't get embarrassed. Thank you, thank you, thank you. It was it was a good time. It was a lot of fun. Do you get paid for it? No, how they don't pay you. I didn't get paid, all right. They paid me by allowing me to be up close to all those butts. Did you co ref you anything? You can't get comped? Yeah, you got comped. You get comms on, you got calmed, you got comma right there, all right, you got all right? Well listen, I was asked and I and I said, I said no. But now I'm gonna go back and say yes. So I was asked to host a ice cream eating contest. Your ball for you get ice cream music? Give me ice cream music. Come on, give me some ice cream, give us some Why why kids? You give me ice cream music? Ah? Here we go get give me ice cream music, you know like and then give me ice cream music. Hear it again then and then stuff like that. So anyway, I'm gonna call back. So there's this new ice cream places that just opened up down in Belmar, New Jersey. Nice. It's called the Cony Waffle. You ever heard of? It's scary. You'd be down there the Cony Waffle new place. Uh, there's furious George waffle By. He looks mad as hell. Felt The Cony Waffle called and they want me to host this thing called stuff sure Face And it's a ice cream eating contest. And I kind of felt bad. It's it's July thirty one. I was like, I really don't think I should be a part to that. You know, what if somebody eats some ice cream chokes or something. But now that I see that you've there, you go best that you hosted a bikini contest in Vegas? No less, Yeah, I think I'm fine. I think I could be hosting the Cony Waffle, uh stuff shore Face contest on July thirty one, in Bell Mart, New Jersey. Do we have anyone on staff who can show us what to do in an ice cream eating contest? Why don't we do that next week? Why don't we have an ice cream KINI contest? You wanna do that? Bell freaking yours back in here? Well, I'll have an ice cream eating contest. When By the way, that's what a difference between Greg teeth life and mine. Right, there's a Vegas judging bikini contest. You're waving too, You're down the Jersey shore and you're judging, Um, you're judging ice cream contest? Who are you waving to come into the studio right now? Furious George, he's gotta get in here. Oh, bringing bring don't turn yellow, No, bring him in though you do not want any piece of this? Why is it so angry? Idea? Yeah, breaking furious Shorge Will said we're gonna sign off now so they can't get to work on this studio. They gotta get under the hood here, furious. I think they gotta start with attitudes. I listen, I'm live from the Bahamas at Atlantis next week, so that should be a lot of fun. Yeah, we're gonna set that up as soon as we go off the air. Right now, Oh boy, here he comes as angry, see you next, serious starts fat it's just listen now