July 20, 2016
The Off-Air Show - 'FOMO In The Bahamas' - Ep.37
Ep.37 - Greg T has FOMO in The Bahamas; Social Media Feedback
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Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand presents just off Air show Steery Jones and Greg T. Look doesn't have the same ring from the Bahamas. That's like a lymp Penis. I can only scream as loud as I can. I mean, I mean the Bahamas on beach with a bunch of people showing him a thirty seven. It's Greg t is still broadcasting live from Atlantis Paradise Island in the Bahamas. We have him on Skype. It's a beautiful day out there. I look at that ball. Don't you wish you could just dive into the TV screen? Yeah you look good today. You look like a whole. But you look like a human today. Yeah, you really do. You are pixelated yesterday with an awful connection. The one thing I noticed about Gregg T I'm I will do the best I can. I'm following you on your your Instagram adventures out there is like you're smiling, but but you said inside, is that right? I'm really not to be honest with you. It does take a little bit to get away from New York and be here. Ah. That song plays all over the island everywhere. I can't understand why it is seeing that Bob Marley is Jamaican a happy happy Let's let's marinate in this for a second. Island music. I get it. Why do they play so much Bob Marley in the Bahamas. Yeah, he's not Bohemian. That's what kind of chill you know, Drinking by the pool, smoking a bone on, you know, on the patio sort of. It's like when you go to a store and you say how avacoke and pepsi is being served? Thing? It's not. Dude. You just offended the Bahamians and the Jamaican and then you tell me why Bob Marley is playing here all the time. I have no idea, because Ronnie's right, it is island. I will say. Every time I hear Bob Morley, I smell weed. Whether it's or not it is. They've got some really, They've got some really great hand rolled cigars here. I've had a couple of them past couple of nights. Yeah, they have them here too. They're allowed to have some cars in them behind. I know. But I feel like they're biting with everybody because they don't have their own thing. Well, you got enough for me, I gotta I gotta say. It really looks nice there, man, I'm just staring at your monitor right now. Looks it looks idyllic, beautiful. And just to think you put up such a fight to go there to begin with, Why did you fight with everybody? You don't even know what's going on behind the scenes. If you're listening to this podcast, we're on showing show thirty seven. Now, yeah, I didn't even do that. I think I bypassed it. But you know, in all honesty, back here behind the scenes, Greg t through such a ship fit because not nothing gets Atlantis because it's a great place. No, but he just didn't want because when you're away from the show, the show goes on and you're not there, you're not a part. That not a problem makes me feel sad, like like I'm missing out on everything. And it's not a fomo situation. It's just that, you know, I want to be what the show is doing, not out here by myself. No, because he's feeling he's a family, he feels like he's gonna lose his job, he feels like someone's gonna replace him. What was the never um No, he made a comparison about the New York Yankees. He said, scary, this was a Sunday before he left. Even your best friends are backstabbers. It happens all the time. We'll explain the other day you're talking about. I'm just saying that you always want to be where the party's at. You don't want to be outside the part, and then you gotta hear the stories later. You don't know what could possibly when you're not off by asking me a question, do you know who blank blank is? Well, like Ringo Star for instance, Ringo Star. You know we're talking about the Yankees, uh comparison. Okay, So there was a first Basement that was gonna be I was gonna play for the Yankees, and then he got hurt three games I even for nobody knows because he got hurt three three games in and then Luke Garret took over and I was there. You go, Wally Pip. That's right. So right now, I'm right right now, I'm Wally Pip. Hashtag hashtag Wally Pip. You're not that Luke Garrett. Give yourself some more cred. Luke Arrick was the guy who stepped in then became a Home Fame All star first Basement for the Yankees. Because exactly why I get that but in my eyes, Greg t is the Luke Garrick you stepped in for somebody else. No, you know what happened while he was sent to the Bahamas with his family said right exactly and then Ringo star same thing, right, was it? Pete Best was the best. Pete Best was a drummer of the Beatles. But he didn't get right though. They just kicked him out of the band. He was also sent to the Bahamas. That's what they sent to the Bahamas, and they replaced So that's it. Don't come back. I'll tell you what I'm doing down here. Though. You know what you gotta do. When you're gonna take you for your shirt, you want to show it off. So I've been having to go to the gym for a little bit. Before I go to the gym. Scary there you go, there you go? Yeah, man, you gotta work it out. Are you wearing a unit's hard? Like a pink unit's hard? He is a unit. Look at those muscles, Look at those muscles. You gotta pump it out. You gotta pump it out. The heart? Did you did you shave your hear? I love this? Where the how would you get this song? This is great. Like a headband on the treadmill going some aerobics. You gotta pump it out. Man, if you're gonna go to an island, you gotta look good. You gotta make sure the after working. This is the sound turn to like the movie studio for before A. Right, I love this, all right, I think we shouldn't move along. Right, this is so good. We have some old business in new business that we need to take care of here. Well. Yeah, so I just got out of the gym and I'm gonna meet up with a Trish on the beach, and I don't want to look like a loser, So I had to go to the gym and pump it out first before I look out. You know, if I'm draw him next to her? How do you know? Yeah? Exactly? All right? You pumping while you're right there? Um? We it is we We got pretty lucky on Monday. It's a who another story that No, it's the story I want to talk about right now, past with the kids in the in the room. All right, give me some sex music. I'll tell you all about. I'm gonna school all you fellas how to do it? Do it you want? I will school you all, well, this is not this is this is dirty business, right business. Give me the music so I can paint you the picture. All right, what kind of do you want? Sexual heroes? I don't know if I want this. That's it's it's great. I just wanted to yes or no. I First of all, you got to look into what the hotel offers. And then you find out that the hotel offers a little rendezvous for the kids to get away. And when the kids are away at kids at Kids Adventure here at the Paradise Island, you take your romantic bride and you go on back to the room. And we didn't want to have a bride if I had your kids, That doesn't make any sense. You tell your you tell your wife, Oh, I forgot some suntan lotion at the room. Is that like a key word? That's right? And when you get back to the room, the code word is suntan lotion? And what do you do with the kids? Then the kids are ready, The kids go to what's called kid Adventure and they make that's right. Would you like me to spread some suntan lotion on you? You're It's exactly what happened, exactly exactly I could you could you get my back? Oh, and then maybe find your way to the front. And I need a little suntan lotion here. I didn't find him in and depointment in my nipples. And that's it. He got plenty of vitamin D for her. And before you know, it looks all right that we don't need to hear about this. That was it. That was awesome. That's that's all you have to do is to say, hey, I forgot my suntaneotion in the room, and the next thing you know, you're banging your wife. I couldn't come up with anything else clever enough. That was that. I knew we had to take the kids to Kid Adventure by a certain time, so I figured I would leave the suntan lotion back at the room and then go, ah, I forgot the suntan lotion. So it was my idea to get back to the room alone. And then it happened. Yeah you know what, Tom, And it's for business. Business, so much business that we're always talking about but never resolving on the office show. Gonna talk about it now, A whole bunch of stuff here we well, let business. You know that. I did tell you guys, I was getting to book. Um, Teresa, you can ever pronounced the woman's name looking forward to you, butcher, but she's in here. I thought it was Judace. I thought it was Judace. Well, probably one of the reasons why I have to report gamblers. She won't be on our show. Why not? What happened? Because she was stolen by the Big Show. Elvis decides that he wants Theresa ju Dice on the Big Show. Oh the eagle swooped in, he took her away. The early bird gets to word. No, the big bird gets to work. So yeah, so I think Teresa Judice is going to be on our big show. Um, I do believe. We still have Melissa Gorga and if we want anybody else, we can we can negotiate that. But that's horrible. Come on, how are we gonna take Melissa Gorgon when Judice is gonna do the Elvis Show. That's embarrassed. Come on, Melissa Gorgon is just as cool. She's a milf. She is love Melissa Gorga. But anyway, yeah, so it looks like that might be the case, so we might not have her. So that guests now to two big gets that we didn't get the other one being Tara Reid, who who? Yeah, Tara Reid was supposed to be here earlier in the week, and didn't Ronnie have some kind of song all set up and ready for her come on? Well yeah, but it's been so long since since Tara was invited on the show. I feel like the Tara Read ship is sale. You know, maybe we should change the name of our show to what you know to Tolergs. What colors on our show? Colors saying girl, yeah, girls, all right? Toler Toller's the Tollert Podcast podcast. I thought it was interesting that Tarry Read canceled her whole radio tour based on these uncomfortable questions she was asked on the Jenny McCarthy show. Right, that's right serious x M. Jenny McCarthy asked her some inappropriate questions about her plastic surgery. She walked off the set, and then Tara then subsequently canceled the rest of her tour and then that included us on Monday. So thank you, Jenny McCarthy. So that's called cutting off your nose to come on, ball freaks. Yeah, give me a song. A song was about like about because when Scary called me to tell me about this. He's like, you know, we can only ask questions about Sharknado, and I'm like, that's ridiculous. I mean, well that was part of the thing that Jenny Jenny McCarthy should have taken that advice and we all would have been safe. Right. Well, well, she took it way over the line. I mean apparently I heard the audio she was she said good luck in Sharknado eighteens cat fight on the radio. We played that here on this podcast on Monday. But you wouldn't have known that, bald Freak, because you're being a bit. That was one where you started without me. Yeah, that's where you have both freak, you were bitch, hashtag ball freak is a bitch and then also hashtag scary Jones backstamps me because I would have loved to have had Tyer read on the show, but you decide Scary to book ty Reed when I'm in the Bahamas. Nice. Thanks, I appreciate that, best friend. Thank you very much. Everything right, Freak, you worked hard on this song for Tara Reid. I did I forget who never made it here? All right, what's up? I want to hear you got my but you got my crowd. Notice, I gotta find it. You find it, and I'm gonna cull you. Let's see how quick you are. So it was like it want something like this, what's up it? I would have been like when it came in, like like this one is called let's talk about Let's talk about the Sharks. It sounds like a great title. Great title. Yeah, that this is how it's walked, thinks how it did started. Thank you very much. Jones called me in something Tomy's coming on the first Show's coming on and talk about Snado. I served I question about the movie. I said, not really a pro, but I think these Paris treaty groovy. He said that Paren's only coming to talk about Seannato. I said, if I changed the subject to you, fay that me? Okame ro he sister, No, he said, come on cast the question about throwing up in New Jersey, the question about working on a little, Big Little Bouski can. Yeah. David hassleds hot in Germany. Yeah, I love it. I really love it. Caen, I asked, can. I asked, come on, come one. This was her favorite cat pass, one of my favorite sellers. Love it. Shoot about American pie to Yeah about tell us do do if you lose what we've got him to do? Yeah, it talks to you can tell you that you love your movie. This is awesome. I love it. Who's my crowns? Come on, come on, come on, come on, it's talking about show. Let's talk shock. Yeah, Ronnie here, Ronnie, Let's talk about shock. And she would have been a comfortable in my life, ball Freak. I think that's awesome. Think that would have been all the time we had for her, and she would have walked had I asked a question about I asked a question about how she almost got engaged to Carson Daily, Right, did that happen to ball Freak? That is? That was so good? That was so good? So I liked it. You know, I'll be here six um. I think after sitting through that, like she would have been on guard and she would have been all like clenched up at depth have been an ice breaker. So good, great, great face, well, all business. We'll send it. To send it, you know when we maybe should come bull freaking, you know, bull Freak. It would be nice, you know, if the couple that we're gonna marry on the All Fair Show maybe you could write them an original song for their wedding. Oh, that's for sure. There's gonna be if we make that happen. And I can't say I always say if because you never know in this podcast. Um, yeah, it'll be. It'll be a musical extravaganza, don't get me wrong. Can we get to social media feedback because we do have some email about that? Oh? Did who goog? Who did it for you? Because I know I couldn't have done it? Did you fax a sheet from the Bahamas? Instead of infection? Here? He goes, I mean, instead of writing a song for Tyree, you could have did some work for the off air show. You know that was my work for the off air show. That's what I do. What do you do? You're in the mob. I'm looking at the at the palm Tree's still some bad blood here, I think you guys, how does you possibly think it's How could some bad blood? This is the How could you possibly think the sheet? The Greg t off air shots coming thro her? How could I possibly do any work from here? There's no way. Come on, there's gotta be you're on like we're in Atlantis. There's gotta be like an office there with with the with fax machines and copying machines and computers. I'm already not spending time with my family as it is. They're on the water slide the Atlantis. If you can only see where I'm standing right now, in the middle of nowhere, which I'm getting a good satellite feed. In the amount of time it took you to have sex with you wife, he could have come up with the sheet for the show today. Is that not right? Unbelievable to us? You know enough enough, Here's here's what you do. You know what you do both freak. All you do is our trouble that you are nothing but a troublemaker. No, I'm just calling you out dial up, dial up to get to that's really funny, great, scared, it's great. Just like you're not following me on on Instagram. Oh leave that alone since oh what does it take? Just get on the Instagram account, find at bald Freak music and hit follow. I mean that's everybody should do. I think you know, the only he sees what a little bit of a poltergeist? You are? You like to just you are you like to get in the middle of ship? You'd like to start the pot for no reason at all. Well, you think I'm a pot star? Why don't you talk to you friend Scary Jones about what he's doing this weekend? All right? You think it's all about me? I saw you, shut up. I saw you tweet yesterday about how scary playing both sides and loyalty. I saw that yesterday too. So let's come on, let's let's le's talk about what you want? This scary what's he? Uh? What's he getting that? What's he getting that? Scary bull freak? Why are you? Why are you causing trouble? You cause everybody else causes trouble on the show. Just throw my head at hand to the ring. Hold on before what happened? Where are we going with dead? That's what's going with you? Remember when I told you that you and I were gonna go visit our buddy Tom Jenner on Danny barr anticipation in Bell mar Barre. Remember you know we're gonna go there. We gonna do appearance with the Off Air Show and the two of us with Yeah Yeah bar Rays on the Jersey Shorts. Our favorite club to go out, our favorite bars, outdoor, indoor hangs and tea and I were supposed to do something. Well, as it turns out, I got a call from Tommy and he said, I need you guys. It's Friday night. You know, both freaking both freaking such a fucking baby. You really are a baby bull freak. So there's such a baby. I'm just playing some accordion music. What's the problem. So this Friday night, I said to Tommy I would show up and do an appearance there, but Greg Tea is in the Bahamas. I will gladly help you out. So Constant team from the back the day American idol from what was he in? He was in hold on Stop Stop Constant the band Constantine. Constant. Tommy called me from bar A said I need you to come down and represent affair show scary and and show up and do this appearance and introduced Constantine and I said, I gladly do it. So I'm going down. That is total bullshit. That is complete cruker ship. You gotta be kidding me. Why would you go and do a gig at the club knowing that full well I can't get there. Why would you do that? Because Constantine is playing this Friday and that's when they need to help and you're you're in the bamas. What is it Constin been doing? He's say exactly, why don't we Pip? You screwed me over the Powerine. Now you're screwing over doing a Friday night gig? And Ronnie you know what you do? Ron You're nothing about a troublemaker. You caused this problem? Why wouldn't you cause this problem? Give me some troublemaking, Give me some troublemaking. What do you mean, how is this have anything to do with me? I am just merely a mess since you're here, I have not I'm going on a date. Dont you a bunch of yugs sitting around a locker room? And all you do is just cause problem for no reason. There's no What is Constantine or else been doing? Who cares? Don't say that? What? What's he doing? What he's going out? And what does he do? He's been a Broadway star in his American Idol post American Idol career? Hasn't he usual? Like he was on? Which was in School of Rock? He was in Um? Was he in Fantom of the Opera? I don't know if he was? It was in jekylin Hide? He did she find a few things. But the point is he's got a great mane of hair. His band is playing. They want me to introduce this buy and you're in the Bahamas. So then he's not going to reschedule his gig so to wait for you, Greg to screw you. I'm going by myself. Yeah, but you knew that we were all doing these things together. That was the deal we were all gonna do. You're unavailable, maybe I'll take both free with me. Oh that's so messed up. And the two of you guys go to that. That is really safe. This is what I'm talking about, just when you were away, even your best friend. You're getting paid for this. Your best friend will screw you. Of course you have to see the look on Scary face when he shook his head yes, like hell yeah, I'm getting paid free. I'm Scary Jones. You know this is just lower than low. Honestly, do you know what I lose respect? You know what I lose respect for you both freak for dropping the bomb. I mean like that, I lose respect for you, Scary for dicking me over. That is terrible, dude, who died over? You're sitting there in Paradise with your feet in the white sand and the crystal blue ocean with your family for seven days, and you Tom General, you could all expense paid trip to Atlantis. You're gonna come back here and then you're gonna talk about your experiences and you're gonna get paid to talk about them. So who's getting screwed over here? You're happy? I hope you're happy. Both freak you're happy about this. This is really great, really great, And everything is great, really great, really Great's got numbing to complain about. Boo, that's great. Out of the wrestling. Let's do a little social media feedback. That is social media feedback. Yeah, you know what, I'm gonna hang up and I'm walking off the show. I'm walking off, alright, Yeah, I'm a little I'm walking off. This is such crap. You know. It's back teams walking offs from Best Boon Room saying, all lot, guys, you have to catching on your up to your show, episode number thirty two. I must say that Gregg T would make an awesome sports announcer working on television. I cannot recall a time when I heard on the main show how Greg T kept saying that he wouldn't do well in other jobs they did remember a time besides working with Elvis d Now I beg to differ. You got talent, Greg t Second for the listener of the entire production of Elvist around the Morning Show for the past twelve years, including several podcast asked report recorded by the live by the staff. You know, there is one thing that we don't do. We don't talk about sports. Why don't we bring that back? Maybe like on Monday's. Oh Monday's we can talk about what happened over the weekend all around the country. Since our podcast is national, anyway, we can bring back a little sports thing on Monday's. Anyway. I love all your podcasts. And with that being said, shout out to me on episode number thirty four, whoops, we're late by three episodes, shout out. Shout out to me for coming up with a great idea about talking about sports on Monday. So this shout out. Oh my god, listen to how they pronounced their name. It's it's rating sky record on profit Boon rune a k a best thank you for writing into the off air show at gmail dot com. Okay, look at this person getting it sounds like bull free, sounds like that song was, what's that song? What is that song? What's that song to me? Come on, get either this one here, hold on bull fad, give it to me, give it to me. No, No, that's it. That's gipsy woman. She's humeless. Wanted to play that. That's nice. This is I'm gonna how to play this show. Actually, this isn't the song you were thinking, just the song. That's not it. That's not the song. That's not the song. No, right, I don't think there's Dabadi daba dude. No, that's blue Dabbadi daba day. This is a Gypsy Woman by Crystal Waters. This is not even a song of the show. Don't you remember the friends party? Yabbadi yaba dude? No song? Oh so it's it's not that song, it's hold on it scary or whatever. Look, I know stomped scary. Didn't we stumped the scary. Maybe somebody can email us and drop us a line at on Twitter at the affair shows, or they cannot call us. Play those chords again and do the ol do the owl out. That's not it, that's not it. No, I know what it is. I got hand. You know why, because you know why because I'm the I'm the man. I get it. Let somebody emails at the Fair Show. You are the man. Show us a second, you're gonna take it out. Let's taking us. Come on the All Fair Show at gmail dot com. That's how big it is. Ready, come on right here. You don't think I know my music. I'm the king of the nineties, I'm the king of nineties dance. Ready, I'll show you how big the kid it's called Everybody, Everybody by black Box. There it is. Yeah, yeah, this is good to play for social media. Everybody. Robert Millburn writes and sent me a direct message. I have listened since episode one and I really enjoy the show. I just say, if it wasn't for you, the show would have lost me as a listener weeks ago. Great now he's talking to me. Furthermore, greg T seems like a spoiled brat, and I bounced him given the chance. Honestly, at the show humor with hilarious on the spot one liners. While greg T and Skary are stumbling and stuttering around with all the entertainment value of a family dinner at Thanksgiving, I said, feel free to share it on the show as it would have surely invoke some funny responses that what would it be thanks both Greg T and I walked off the show, and it was just a bald tweak by himself, you would have nothing to play off. I didn't say that I want that. First of all, I don't want this show by myself, That's for sure. I'd say that I think there needs to be, you know, like, uh what a recognition and an appreciation of of what I do bring to the show, especially from the I U you know we did. That's how we gonna let you stay? Oh you you let me stay. We have one from the complaint department from Chris Randeville. Hey, I emailed you Fellas the other day about loving the show, and you read my email on the podcast and said you'd be able to send me a sign copy of one of Gregg T's famous outlines for the show. That I haven't heard anything back. Are you making empty promises? It's in my bag? Are you serious? I have it at home in my bag out dude, when I get back from the bottoms. That's not cool, dude. It's not cool that you're gonna be out a freaking dig at bar on Friday night without me. He isn't no empty promises here, No where is the T shirts? You know. I was like, guys, I want to say something. If we don't have a box of T shirts in this room by the end of the summer, I'm out of here. Good eyes and promises, promises show great the T shirts. It's not about the T shirts as much as what the T shirts now represents. You know what? I would have gone a bunch of Definitely I would have done this podcast to our listeners. And the only way we're going to maintain our listeners is to make them happy and make them feel good about what we have promised them. Right, That's the way we got money. We make them more angry by giving them anti promises. Great tomato one month, I want to see you know what the T shirts in the room here with me. I have asked, I've scary so many times to put his own money in a biting promises. I love this promises promises, so no one gets shirt, so yeah, to seriously nothing of the promises. There's no reason why you couldn't have coughed up two bucks, and I could have caught two bucks and we could have bought a rown rock case you could tell the audience that you have not caught up two bucks. I think that's that's a huge sign of of a gesture on the part of this show that we even though we have not taken it to the next level as for our sponsorships and monetizing the show, we are committed long term to do in this podcast and we want people to wear our T shirts. So you know, Ball, I gotta be honest, ball freak, all you do is just start trouble and if scurious to see that break up. You have done nothing but throw all of us under the bus today. That's all you've done. You have You have thrown us under the getting angry from the from the and he's starting to pixelate like a horse again. You look like a horse. You're getting sand in your angry horse. He's got sand in his phone. You're an angry horse. He has he has thrown us. He has thrown us under the bus. Because this podcast is a you we all agree, this podcast is a fraction of what really could be like we're still like Pinocchio learning how to be a real boy as a podcast, right, don't you agree with that? Greg T. I think that we're a bunch of yugs hanging out in the locker room talking about Tom Lurks and talking about how big our kid is. Well, we need to fulfill these promises, starting with the T shirts. The T shirts was the first promise we we invited people into our our podcast about all right, you know what on this note, on this note, honestly, I'm gonna hang up on you guys, and I'm gonna go cough upstairs in Mike goodbye. Yeah, you know what. I'm not even gonna allow him that honor. I just cut him off, screw him, all right. The final piece of feedback and then we'll get out of here. From Danny. We couldn't even get a signed copy of a piece of paper which which which by the way, we signed, but he put stuff in his big bag, in his bag. And this is the guy who's running running the show. Yeah, good job. Well, the final email and then all out of here is from Daniel back, Big Daniel Brack, big fan of the podcast and the Big Show. Just heard the latest episode with details on possible listeners getting married law if if that happened, I'd like to donate a wedding cake for the festivities. I own a small business on Long Island. I'd love to be a part of it. Check out some of my work. So everybody go to this website aesthetic cakes dot com. That's a E S T H E T I cakes dot com and now the aesthetic cakes dot com. Thank you Dan. Yeah, well, now that he's gone, let me talk to you, like, what's your story? You're gonna you're gonna be part of this wedding? Here? Are you into this? I'm into it, but I'm into more of a proposal than a wedding because the wedding is going to take a lot. I think I think we should do at least start with a proposal and then maybe we'll do a wedding after that. But I wouldn't wedding. All right, we get shoot for the stars here. We can't even get T shirts. Were barely shooting for us. We're not even gonna be able to get napkins and plates. I also want to shout out, what's where's my man here? Um Omar at six gear Photo who after all the nonsense on Monday, Um sent me and everybody a message on Twitter that says bald freak four pres does it end? No? Thank you? By the way, but I appreciate the your vote of comic. Thank you, thank you you. And you notice the only tune of this this is an email that Ronnie read word pro Ronnie. That's right. Well, nobody gave me a sheet, so I gotta I gotta come up with my own sheet, so a piece of sheet. We'll be back tomorrow. You can email us at the fair at gmail dot com, tweet us at the offair show, let us know what you think of this crap and we'll be back tomorrow. Gregor back from the Bahamas and we'll see you that. Okay, bye it just watch me now, it's just me. I guess it's just now.
Speaker 1: Elvis Durrand presents just off Air show Steery Jones and Greg T. Look doesn't have the same ring from the Bahamas. That's like a lymp Penis. I can only scream as loud as I can. I mean, I mean the Bahamas on beach with a bunch of people showing him a thirty seven. It's Greg t is still broadcasting live from Atlantis Paradise Island in the Bahamas. We have him on Skype. It's a beautiful day out there. I look at that ball. Don't you wish you could just dive into the TV screen? Yeah you look good today. You look like a whole. But you look like a human today. Yeah, you really do. You are pixelated yesterday with an awful connection. The one thing I noticed about Gregg T I'm I will do the best I can. I'm following you on your your Instagram adventures out there is like you're smiling, but but you said inside, is that right? I'm really not to be honest with you. It does take a little bit to get away from New York and be here. Ah. That song plays all over the island everywhere. I can't understand why it is seeing that Bob Marley is Jamaican a happy happy Let's let's marinate in this for a second. Island music. I get it. Why do they play so much Bob Marley in the Bahamas. Yeah, he's not Bohemian. That's what kind of chill you know, Drinking by the pool, smoking a bone on, you know, on the patio sort of. It's like when you go to a store and you say how avacoke and pepsi is being served? Thing? It's not. Dude. You just offended the Bahamians and the Jamaican and then you tell me why Bob Marley is playing here all the time. I have no idea, because Ronnie's right, it is island. I will say. Every time I hear Bob Morley, I smell weed. Whether it's or not it is. They've got some really, They've got some really great hand rolled cigars here. I've had a couple of them past couple of nights. Yeah, they have them here too. They're allowed to have some cars in them behind. I know. But I feel like they're biting with everybody because they don't have their own thing. Well, you got enough for me, I gotta I gotta say. It really looks nice there, man, I'm just staring at your monitor right now. Looks it looks idyllic, beautiful. And just to think you put up such a fight to go there to begin with, Why did you fight with everybody? You don't even know what's going on behind the scenes. If you're listening to this podcast, we're on showing show thirty seven. Now, yeah, I didn't even do that. I think I bypassed it. But you know, in all honesty, back here behind the scenes, Greg t through such a ship fit because not nothing gets Atlantis because it's a great place. No, but he just didn't want because when you're away from the show, the show goes on and you're not there, you're not a part. That not a problem makes me feel sad, like like I'm missing out on everything. And it's not a fomo situation. It's just that, you know, I want to be what the show is doing, not out here by myself. No, because he's feeling he's a family, he feels like he's gonna lose his job, he feels like someone's gonna replace him. What was the never um No, he made a comparison about the New York Yankees. He said, scary, this was a Sunday before he left. Even your best friends are backstabbers. It happens all the time. We'll explain the other day you're talking about. I'm just saying that you always want to be where the party's at. You don't want to be outside the part, and then you gotta hear the stories later. You don't know what could possibly when you're not off by asking me a question, do you know who blank blank is? Well, like Ringo Star for instance, Ringo Star. You know we're talking about the Yankees, uh comparison. Okay, So there was a first Basement that was gonna be I was gonna play for the Yankees, and then he got hurt three games I even for nobody knows because he got hurt three three games in and then Luke Garret took over and I was there. You go, Wally Pip. That's right. So right now, I'm right right now, I'm Wally Pip. Hashtag hashtag Wally Pip. You're not that Luke Garrett. Give yourself some more cred. Luke Arrick was the guy who stepped in then became a Home Fame All star first Basement for the Yankees. Because exactly why I get that but in my eyes, Greg t is the Luke Garrick you stepped in for somebody else. No, you know what happened while he was sent to the Bahamas with his family said right exactly and then Ringo star same thing, right, was it? Pete Best was the best. Pete Best was a drummer of the Beatles. But he didn't get right though. They just kicked him out of the band. He was also sent to the Bahamas. That's what they sent to the Bahamas, and they replaced So that's it. Don't come back. I'll tell you what I'm doing down here. Though. You know what you gotta do. When you're gonna take you for your shirt, you want to show it off. So I've been having to go to the gym for a little bit. Before I go to the gym. Scary there you go, there you go? Yeah, man, you gotta work it out. Are you wearing a unit's hard? Like a pink unit's hard? He is a unit. Look at those muscles, Look at those muscles. You gotta pump it out. You gotta pump it out. The heart? Did you did you shave your hear? I love this? Where the how would you get this song? This is great. Like a headband on the treadmill going some aerobics. You gotta pump it out. Man, if you're gonna go to an island, you gotta look good. You gotta make sure the after working. This is the sound turn to like the movie studio for before A. Right, I love this, all right, I think we shouldn't move along. Right, this is so good. We have some old business in new business that we need to take care of here. Well. Yeah, so I just got out of the gym and I'm gonna meet up with a Trish on the beach, and I don't want to look like a loser, So I had to go to the gym and pump it out first before I look out. You know, if I'm draw him next to her? How do you know? Yeah? Exactly? All right? You pumping while you're right there? Um? We it is we We got pretty lucky on Monday. It's a who another story that No, it's the story I want to talk about right now, past with the kids in the in the room. All right, give me some sex music. I'll tell you all about. I'm gonna school all you fellas how to do it? Do it you want? I will school you all, well, this is not this is this is dirty business, right business. Give me the music so I can paint you the picture. All right, what kind of do you want? Sexual heroes? I don't know if I want this. That's it's it's great. I just wanted to yes or no. I First of all, you got to look into what the hotel offers. And then you find out that the hotel offers a little rendezvous for the kids to get away. And when the kids are away at kids at Kids Adventure here at the Paradise Island, you take your romantic bride and you go on back to the room. And we didn't want to have a bride if I had your kids, That doesn't make any sense. You tell your you tell your wife, Oh, I forgot some suntan lotion at the room. Is that like a key word? That's right? And when you get back to the room, the code word is suntan lotion? And what do you do with the kids? Then the kids are ready, The kids go to what's called kid Adventure and they make that's right. Would you like me to spread some suntan lotion on you? You're It's exactly what happened, exactly exactly I could you could you get my back? Oh, and then maybe find your way to the front. And I need a little suntan lotion here. I didn't find him in and depointment in my nipples. And that's it. He got plenty of vitamin D for her. And before you know, it looks all right that we don't need to hear about this. That was it. That was awesome. That's that's all you have to do is to say, hey, I forgot my suntaneotion in the room, and the next thing you know, you're banging your wife. I couldn't come up with anything else clever enough. That was that. I knew we had to take the kids to Kid Adventure by a certain time, so I figured I would leave the suntan lotion back at the room and then go, ah, I forgot the suntan lotion. So it was my idea to get back to the room alone. And then it happened. Yeah you know what, Tom, And it's for business. Business, so much business that we're always talking about but never resolving on the office show. Gonna talk about it now, A whole bunch of stuff here we well, let business. You know that. I did tell you guys, I was getting to book. Um, Teresa, you can ever pronounced the woman's name looking forward to you, butcher, but she's in here. I thought it was Judace. I thought it was Judace. Well, probably one of the reasons why I have to report gamblers. She won't be on our show. Why not? What happened? Because she was stolen by the Big Show. Elvis decides that he wants Theresa ju Dice on the Big Show. Oh the eagle swooped in, he took her away. The early bird gets to word. No, the big bird gets to work. So yeah, so I think Teresa Judice is going to be on our big show. Um, I do believe. We still have Melissa Gorga and if we want anybody else, we can we can negotiate that. But that's horrible. Come on, how are we gonna take Melissa Gorgon when Judice is gonna do the Elvis Show. That's embarrassed. Come on, Melissa Gorgon is just as cool. She's a milf. She is love Melissa Gorga. But anyway, yeah, so it looks like that might be the case, so we might not have her. So that guests now to two big gets that we didn't get the other one being Tara Reid, who who? Yeah, Tara Reid was supposed to be here earlier in the week, and didn't Ronnie have some kind of song all set up and ready for her come on? Well yeah, but it's been so long since since Tara was invited on the show. I feel like the Tara Read ship is sale. You know, maybe we should change the name of our show to what you know to Tolergs. What colors on our show? Colors saying girl, yeah, girls, all right? Toler Toller's the Tollert Podcast podcast. I thought it was interesting that Tarry Read canceled her whole radio tour based on these uncomfortable questions she was asked on the Jenny McCarthy show. Right, that's right serious x M. Jenny McCarthy asked her some inappropriate questions about her plastic surgery. She walked off the set, and then Tara then subsequently canceled the rest of her tour and then that included us on Monday. So thank you, Jenny McCarthy. So that's called cutting off your nose to come on, ball freaks. Yeah, give me a song. A song was about like about because when Scary called me to tell me about this. He's like, you know, we can only ask questions about Sharknado, and I'm like, that's ridiculous. I mean, well that was part of the thing that Jenny Jenny McCarthy should have taken that advice and we all would have been safe. Right. Well, well, she took it way over the line. I mean apparently I heard the audio she was she said good luck in Sharknado eighteens cat fight on the radio. We played that here on this podcast on Monday. But you wouldn't have known that, bald Freak, because you're being a bit. That was one where you started without me. Yeah, that's where you have both freak, you were bitch, hashtag ball freak is a bitch and then also hashtag scary Jones backstamps me because I would have loved to have had Tyer read on the show, but you decide Scary to book ty Reed when I'm in the Bahamas. Nice. Thanks, I appreciate that, best friend. Thank you very much. Everything right, Freak, you worked hard on this song for Tara Reid. I did I forget who never made it here? All right, what's up? I want to hear you got my but you got my crowd. Notice, I gotta find it. You find it, and I'm gonna cull you. Let's see how quick you are. So it was like it want something like this, what's up it? I would have been like when it came in, like like this one is called let's talk about Let's talk about the Sharks. It sounds like a great title. Great title. Yeah, that this is how it's walked, thinks how it did started. Thank you very much. Jones called me in something Tomy's coming on the first Show's coming on and talk about Snado. I served I question about the movie. I said, not really a pro, but I think these Paris treaty groovy. He said that Paren's only coming to talk about Seannato. I said, if I changed the subject to you, fay that me? Okame ro he sister, No, he said, come on cast the question about throwing up in New Jersey, the question about working on a little, Big Little Bouski can. Yeah. David hassleds hot in Germany. Yeah, I love it. I really love it. Caen, I asked, can. I asked, come on, come one. This was her favorite cat pass, one of my favorite sellers. Love it. Shoot about American pie to Yeah about tell us do do if you lose what we've got him to do? Yeah, it talks to you can tell you that you love your movie. This is awesome. I love it. Who's my crowns? Come on, come on, come on, come on, it's talking about show. Let's talk shock. Yeah, Ronnie here, Ronnie, Let's talk about shock. And she would have been a comfortable in my life, ball Freak. I think that's awesome. Think that would have been all the time we had for her, and she would have walked had I asked a question about I asked a question about how she almost got engaged to Carson Daily, Right, did that happen to ball Freak? That is? That was so good? That was so good? So I liked it. You know, I'll be here six um. I think after sitting through that, like she would have been on guard and she would have been all like clenched up at depth have been an ice breaker. So good, great, great face, well, all business. We'll send it. To send it, you know when we maybe should come bull freaking, you know, bull Freak. It would be nice, you know, if the couple that we're gonna marry on the All Fair Show maybe you could write them an original song for their wedding. Oh, that's for sure. There's gonna be if we make that happen. And I can't say I always say if because you never know in this podcast. Um, yeah, it'll be. It'll be a musical extravaganza, don't get me wrong. Can we get to social media feedback because we do have some email about that? Oh? Did who goog? Who did it for you? Because I know I couldn't have done it? Did you fax a sheet from the Bahamas? Instead of infection? Here? He goes, I mean, instead of writing a song for Tyree, you could have did some work for the off air show. You know that was my work for the off air show. That's what I do. What do you do? You're in the mob. I'm looking at the at the palm Tree's still some bad blood here, I think you guys, how does you possibly think it's How could some bad blood? This is the How could you possibly think the sheet? The Greg t off air shots coming thro her? How could I possibly do any work from here? There's no way. Come on, there's gotta be you're on like we're in Atlantis. There's gotta be like an office there with with the with fax machines and copying machines and computers. I'm already not spending time with my family as it is. They're on the water slide the Atlantis. If you can only see where I'm standing right now, in the middle of nowhere, which I'm getting a good satellite feed. In the amount of time it took you to have sex with you wife, he could have come up with the sheet for the show today. Is that not right? Unbelievable to us? You know enough enough, Here's here's what you do. You know what you do both freak. All you do is our trouble that you are nothing but a troublemaker. No, I'm just calling you out dial up, dial up to get to that's really funny, great, scared, it's great. Just like you're not following me on on Instagram. Oh leave that alone since oh what does it take? Just get on the Instagram account, find at bald Freak music and hit follow. I mean that's everybody should do. I think you know, the only he sees what a little bit of a poltergeist? You are? You like to just you are you like to get in the middle of ship? You'd like to start the pot for no reason at all. Well, you think I'm a pot star? Why don't you talk to you friend Scary Jones about what he's doing this weekend? All right? You think it's all about me? I saw you, shut up. I saw you tweet yesterday about how scary playing both sides and loyalty. I saw that yesterday too. So let's come on, let's let's le's talk about what you want? This scary what's he? Uh? What's he getting that? What's he getting that? Scary bull freak? Why are you? Why are you causing trouble? You cause everybody else causes trouble on the show. Just throw my head at hand to the ring. Hold on before what happened? Where are we going with dead? That's what's going with you? Remember when I told you that you and I were gonna go visit our buddy Tom Jenner on Danny barr anticipation in Bell mar Barre. Remember you know we're gonna go there. We gonna do appearance with the Off Air Show and the two of us with Yeah Yeah bar Rays on the Jersey Shorts. Our favorite club to go out, our favorite bars, outdoor, indoor hangs and tea and I were supposed to do something. Well, as it turns out, I got a call from Tommy and he said, I need you guys. It's Friday night. You know, both freaking both freaking such a fucking baby. You really are a baby bull freak. So there's such a baby. I'm just playing some accordion music. What's the problem. So this Friday night, I said to Tommy I would show up and do an appearance there, but Greg Tea is in the Bahamas. I will gladly help you out. So Constant team from the back the day American idol from what was he in? He was in hold on Stop Stop Constant the band Constantine. Constant. Tommy called me from bar A said I need you to come down and represent affair show scary and and show up and do this appearance and introduced Constantine and I said, I gladly do it. So I'm going down. That is total bullshit. That is complete cruker ship. You gotta be kidding me. Why would you go and do a gig at the club knowing that full well I can't get there. Why would you do that? Because Constantine is playing this Friday and that's when they need to help and you're you're in the bamas. What is it Constin been doing? He's say exactly, why don't we Pip? You screwed me over the Powerine. Now you're screwing over doing a Friday night gig? And Ronnie you know what you do? Ron You're nothing about a troublemaker. You caused this problem? Why wouldn't you cause this problem? Give me some troublemaking, Give me some troublemaking. What do you mean, how is this have anything to do with me? I am just merely a mess since you're here, I have not I'm going on a date. Dont you a bunch of yugs sitting around a locker room? And all you do is just cause problem for no reason. There's no What is Constantine or else been doing? Who cares? Don't say that? What? What's he doing? What he's going out? And what does he do? He's been a Broadway star in his American Idol post American Idol career? Hasn't he usual? Like he was on? Which was in School of Rock? He was in Um? Was he in Fantom of the Opera? I don't know if he was? It was in jekylin Hide? He did she find a few things. But the point is he's got a great mane of hair. His band is playing. They want me to introduce this buy and you're in the Bahamas. So then he's not going to reschedule his gig so to wait for you, Greg to screw you. I'm going by myself. Yeah, but you knew that we were all doing these things together. That was the deal we were all gonna do. You're unavailable, maybe I'll take both free with me. Oh that's so messed up. And the two of you guys go to that. That is really safe. This is what I'm talking about, just when you were away, even your best friend. You're getting paid for this. Your best friend will screw you. Of course you have to see the look on Scary face when he shook his head yes, like hell yeah, I'm getting paid free. I'm Scary Jones. You know this is just lower than low. Honestly, do you know what I lose respect? You know what I lose respect for you both freak for dropping the bomb. I mean like that, I lose respect for you, Scary for dicking me over. That is terrible, dude, who died over? You're sitting there in Paradise with your feet in the white sand and the crystal blue ocean with your family for seven days, and you Tom General, you could all expense paid trip to Atlantis. You're gonna come back here and then you're gonna talk about your experiences and you're gonna get paid to talk about them. So who's getting screwed over here? You're happy? I hope you're happy. Both freak you're happy about this. This is really great, really great, And everything is great, really great, really Great's got numbing to complain about. Boo, that's great. Out of the wrestling. Let's do a little social media feedback. That is social media feedback. Yeah, you know what, I'm gonna hang up and I'm walking off the show. I'm walking off, alright, Yeah, I'm a little I'm walking off. This is such crap. You know. It's back teams walking offs from Best Boon Room saying, all lot, guys, you have to catching on your up to your show, episode number thirty two. I must say that Gregg T would make an awesome sports announcer working on television. I cannot recall a time when I heard on the main show how Greg T kept saying that he wouldn't do well in other jobs they did remember a time besides working with Elvis d Now I beg to differ. You got talent, Greg t Second for the listener of the entire production of Elvist around the Morning Show for the past twelve years, including several podcast asked report recorded by the live by the staff. You know, there is one thing that we don't do. We don't talk about sports. Why don't we bring that back? Maybe like on Monday's. Oh Monday's we can talk about what happened over the weekend all around the country. Since our podcast is national, anyway, we can bring back a little sports thing on Monday's. Anyway. I love all your podcasts. And with that being said, shout out to me on episode number thirty four, whoops, we're late by three episodes, shout out. Shout out to me for coming up with a great idea about talking about sports on Monday. So this shout out. Oh my god, listen to how they pronounced their name. It's it's rating sky record on profit Boon rune a k a best thank you for writing into the off air show at gmail dot com. Okay, look at this person getting it sounds like bull free, sounds like that song was, what's that song? What is that song? What's that song to me? Come on, get either this one here, hold on bull fad, give it to me, give it to me. No, No, that's it. That's gipsy woman. She's humeless. Wanted to play that. That's nice. This is I'm gonna how to play this show. Actually, this isn't the song you were thinking, just the song. That's not it. That's not the song. That's not the song. No, right, I don't think there's Dabadi daba dude. No, that's blue Dabbadi daba day. This is a Gypsy Woman by Crystal Waters. This is not even a song of the show. Don't you remember the friends party? Yabbadi yaba dude? No song? Oh so it's it's not that song, it's hold on it scary or whatever. Look, I know stomped scary. Didn't we stumped the scary. Maybe somebody can email us and drop us a line at on Twitter at the affair shows, or they cannot call us. Play those chords again and do the ol do the owl out. That's not it, that's not it. No, I know what it is. I got hand. You know why, because you know why because I'm the I'm the man. I get it. Let somebody emails at the Fair Show. You are the man. Show us a second, you're gonna take it out. Let's taking us. Come on the All Fair Show at gmail dot com. That's how big it is. Ready, come on right here. You don't think I know my music. I'm the king of the nineties, I'm the king of nineties dance. Ready, I'll show you how big the kid it's called Everybody, Everybody by black Box. There it is. Yeah, yeah, this is good to play for social media. Everybody. Robert Millburn writes and sent me a direct message. I have listened since episode one and I really enjoy the show. I just say, if it wasn't for you, the show would have lost me as a listener weeks ago. Great now he's talking to me. Furthermore, greg T seems like a spoiled brat, and I bounced him given the chance. Honestly, at the show humor with hilarious on the spot one liners. While greg T and Skary are stumbling and stuttering around with all the entertainment value of a family dinner at Thanksgiving, I said, feel free to share it on the show as it would have surely invoke some funny responses that what would it be thanks both Greg T and I walked off the show, and it was just a bald tweak by himself, you would have nothing to play off. I didn't say that I want that. First of all, I don't want this show by myself, That's for sure. I'd say that I think there needs to be, you know, like, uh what a recognition and an appreciation of of what I do bring to the show, especially from the I U you know we did. That's how we gonna let you stay? Oh you you let me stay. We have one from the complaint department from Chris Randeville. Hey, I emailed you Fellas the other day about loving the show, and you read my email on the podcast and said you'd be able to send me a sign copy of one of Gregg T's famous outlines for the show. That I haven't heard anything back. Are you making empty promises? It's in my bag? Are you serious? I have it at home in my bag out dude, when I get back from the bottoms. That's not cool, dude. It's not cool that you're gonna be out a freaking dig at bar on Friday night without me. He isn't no empty promises here, No where is the T shirts? You know. I was like, guys, I want to say something. If we don't have a box of T shirts in this room by the end of the summer, I'm out of here. Good eyes and promises, promises show great the T shirts. It's not about the T shirts as much as what the T shirts now represents. You know what? I would have gone a bunch of Definitely I would have done this podcast to our listeners. And the only way we're going to maintain our listeners is to make them happy and make them feel good about what we have promised them. Right, That's the way we got money. We make them more angry by giving them anti promises. Great tomato one month, I want to see you know what the T shirts in the room here with me. I have asked, I've scary so many times to put his own money in a biting promises. I love this promises promises, so no one gets shirt, so yeah, to seriously nothing of the promises. There's no reason why you couldn't have coughed up two bucks, and I could have caught two bucks and we could have bought a rown rock case you could tell the audience that you have not caught up two bucks. I think that's that's a huge sign of of a gesture on the part of this show that we even though we have not taken it to the next level as for our sponsorships and monetizing the show, we are committed long term to do in this podcast and we want people to wear our T shirts. So you know, Ball, I gotta be honest, ball freak, all you do is just start trouble and if scurious to see that break up. You have done nothing but throw all of us under the bus today. That's all you've done. You have You have thrown us under the getting angry from the from the and he's starting to pixelate like a horse again. You look like a horse. You're getting sand in your angry horse. He's got sand in his phone. You're an angry horse. He has he has thrown us. He has thrown us under the bus. Because this podcast is a you we all agree, this podcast is a fraction of what really could be like we're still like Pinocchio learning how to be a real boy as a podcast, right, don't you agree with that? Greg T. I think that we're a bunch of yugs hanging out in the locker room talking about Tom Lurks and talking about how big our kid is. Well, we need to fulfill these promises, starting with the T shirts. The T shirts was the first promise we we invited people into our our podcast about all right, you know what on this note, on this note, honestly, I'm gonna hang up on you guys, and I'm gonna go cough upstairs in Mike goodbye. Yeah, you know what. I'm not even gonna allow him that honor. I just cut him off, screw him, all right. The final piece of feedback and then we'll get out of here. From Danny. We couldn't even get a signed copy of a piece of paper which which which by the way, we signed, but he put stuff in his big bag, in his bag. And this is the guy who's running running the show. Yeah, good job. Well, the final email and then all out of here is from Daniel back, Big Daniel Brack, big fan of the podcast and the Big Show. Just heard the latest episode with details on possible listeners getting married law if if that happened, I'd like to donate a wedding cake for the festivities. I own a small business on Long Island. I'd love to be a part of it. Check out some of my work. So everybody go to this website aesthetic cakes dot com. That's a E S T H E T I cakes dot com and now the aesthetic cakes dot com. Thank you Dan. Yeah, well, now that he's gone, let me talk to you, like, what's your story? You're gonna you're gonna be part of this wedding? Here? Are you into this? I'm into it, but I'm into more of a proposal than a wedding because the wedding is going to take a lot. I think I think we should do at least start with a proposal and then maybe we'll do a wedding after that. But I wouldn't wedding. All right, we get shoot for the stars here. We can't even get T shirts. Were barely shooting for us. We're not even gonna be able to get napkins and plates. I also want to shout out, what's where's my man here? Um Omar at six gear Photo who after all the nonsense on Monday, Um sent me and everybody a message on Twitter that says bald freak four pres does it end? No? Thank you? By the way, but I appreciate the your vote of comic. Thank you, thank you you. And you notice the only tune of this this is an email that Ronnie read word pro Ronnie. That's right. Well, nobody gave me a sheet, so I gotta I gotta come up with my own sheet, so a piece of sheet. We'll be back tomorrow. You can email us at the fair at gmail dot com, tweet us at the offair show, let us know what you think of this crap and we'll be back tomorrow. Gregor back from the Bahamas and we'll see you that. Okay, bye it just watch me now, it's just me. I guess it's just now.